http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Drowning_child_warning.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
Techno-fear!!! (/Neil)
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://bradaptation.com/wp-content/WarningLabel.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i/04/05/cork_eye-s.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)
I have to take a picture of the warning sticker that was on our new metal frame IKEA bed. There are icon-blood-drops flying from the little icon-person!
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)
I will revive this thread after I get to machinery hill at the MN state fair.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://marknicodemo.mu.nu/archives/photo24.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
baby tipping into bucket is possibly my all-time favorite
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
I think saying no to pointing penises that shoot arrows at your face is wise and sensible.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
i think what that picture is really saying is that penises go in your mouth, not in your nose
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
dan, if that's what you think a penis looks like, i feel so sorry for you
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.jamesdenyer.co.uk/gallery/cyclist_sign_1.jpg
EPIC
(xp: OBV THAT IS STYLIZED)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.i-car.com/graphics/about_icar/current_events/advantage/2006/advantage_online_0109/full_size/fig_01.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/babybag.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
THIS CAN'T BE REAL BUT I'M POSTING IT ANYWAY:
http://spacemonkeypants.com/img/radiation.gif
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/thumbnails/tn_babybucket.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
When I clicked on this thread I expected to see a photo of John starring in a theater production of Maximum Overdrive.
This is still pretty good, though.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.smianalytical.com/img/silica-dust.jpg
wtf
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)
this one cracks me up
http://www.speedysigns.com/images/osha/large/WARNING049.gif
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.idfisrael.com/miluim2004/miluim2004%20(14).JPG
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://cultivategreatness.com/assets/toxic.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.flickr.com/81/259782108_ac4697b137.jpg
?
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)
"Breakin' Ahead"
in every subway station, the Chicago-wide famous "dude getting friend by the third rail"
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u211/drhousingbubble/ThirdRail.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
fried, not friend
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://users.pop.umn.edu/~eroberts/forblog/warninglabel.jpg
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
You can put a baby in Tupperware, but for god's sake, don't burp the lid!
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://spider.ipac.caltech.edu/staff/lord/china/05_china/4-lijiang2/P8190152.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.tomorrowstrends.com/signs_20of_20the_20future_20surveillance.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.freebeernet.com/warning.gif
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.jamesdenyer.co.uk/gallery/t_perth_kings_park.jpg http://www.jamesdenyer.co.uk/gallery/castell_coch_danger.jpg http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ICL/ICL113/SCM_165.jpg
― Will M., Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
VERY BIG MOUTH DO NOT EAT
http://www.stynk-monkey.com/forumimages/silica.jpg
― Abbott, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
"pedestrians give way to cars"
HA. That they do. Particularly when hit by them.
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
TERRIFYING HORRORSHOW PSYCHEDELIC MR. YUK TV COMMERCIAL
― Abbott, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
abbott: I know I've mentioned this before alsewhere, but that's EXACTLY the commercial that, when it cam on television, would make me burst into tears and run howling from the room, hysterical and inconsolable. I still have a vague recollection of the feeling of bottomless TERROR that I got during just the first few bars of the Mr Yuk song.
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.dajinc.com/images/conveyor.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1809465_37502d098d.jpg
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)
I have having the *worst* flashback to Industrial Arts class EVER. THX EVERYONE.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.goingjesus.com/img/liftwarninglabel.gif
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
hey, that's the same dude from the "tripping" sign!
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
HILARIOUSLY GORY GERMAN INDUSTRIAL SAFETY FILM
― Abbott, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.psychophil.com/weblog/wp-content/images/warninglabel.gif
I know we've ween the baby upthread, but apparently dad wants in on the plastic bag action as well.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)
http://tenser.typepad.com/tenser_said_the_tensor/images/doorsign.jpg
lol crotchpinch
xpost: WEEN THE BABY
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)
"Keep away from the suicidal."
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://boingboing.hexten.net/images/smack.jpg
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS TRYING TO TELL ME.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1T_tyE2yHI
TOTAL CARNAGE
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
http://hewgill.com/~greg/takahashi-warning.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
l: "little brothers suck at kendo" 2: "rc tanks will gank you with the quickness, tho; mind yer neck"
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.carbuyersnotebook.com/archives/Danger_Avoid_Death.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.core77.com/blog/images/wii_nono.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://munimanpete.unicyclist.com/nutbreaker.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)
Not a warning label per se, but notable for BEST REDUNDANCY EVER.
http://www.singletrackworld.co.uk/mod/submit/images/967-2.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/299771623_9eeeacc161.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.sockmuppet.com/amuse/childfire.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/377472432_4155e8c3e3.jpg this one possibly warning that lynchian shit is about to go down?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/436565958_24c389b7bd_o.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)
xpost what is he doing to that duck?
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)
the thing about this one is the surroundings of the sign http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/87647836_e89a2456da.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/437373501_05df579f18_o.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/210544969_6afd6c20b1.jpg WARNING: YOU WILL GET SERVED
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/foresttoilet.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)
xxxxpost: warning, man-shaped bridge prone to oscillations
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/150680225_3bbfb7806c.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/nojazzhands.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
DONT POOP ON THE GERMAN TREES
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/45458886_87964bbfe5.jpg GLEN DANZIG DO NOT COME HERE
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahahahaha http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/79282667_943d167627.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.mullings.com/no-dogs.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.theinterpretersfriend.com/misc/humr/warning-sign.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/unhappyanimals.jpg
someday this oppression will end
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/244665672_e6147d8d26.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/551513641_1f32053397.jpg
http://www.bedford.k12.ny.us/flhs/science/geoscience/images/laconchita_warning.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/17/19523654_46951e87c8.jpg WARNING: IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/278982232_34d913cefe.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
OMG, last 2 minutes of 'Klaus' = MOST UNHOLY BATSHIT INSANE MADNESS NOT DIRECTED BY PETER JACKSON
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/gender-sign.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/158578312_4c886a0044.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/redhotchilipeppers.jpg
barry bonds ahead
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/436399_3a971d68f3.jpg lol pwned
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/cowfalling.jpg
WHOA
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41785000/jpg/_41785510_svalbard_gcdt_203.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://hometown.aol.com/johnmscalzi/warningsign2.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://pages.ripco.net/~jwn/grandcalumetsign.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.goworldtravel.com/apr05/Snake-Sign.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.tourcart.net/tourmate/img/tours/6389-1.jpg
Stretching the boundaries of the thread, but sooo worth it
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.generationv.org/media/cat_vomit_warning_sign.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1428/568967686_4ae3986b6d.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/560095652_cd84888c36.jpg DEAR GOD NO!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.uwm.edu/Dept/EHSRM/EMERGENCY/tornado_warning.gif
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.ravenmedium.com/Warning_Sign.jpg
but only if you're driving a volkswagen
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/shroom.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~danilawr/andreas09/Mine/computergenerated/photoshop-sign.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/immediateplanetarydoom.jpg
"I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. Then were suddenly silenced."
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/938203416_45c24ffb9b.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.specialtyprintingusa.com/images/Warning-images_03.jpg
he looks like he accepts his fate, tho.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)
hahahaha WAHT http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/508145646_0a4ec0fe29.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Augur_warning_label_01.JPG/800px-Augur_warning_label_01.JPG
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/toojovial.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
some of these are srsly wo
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
whew, good thing that was there, i was thinking of taking a stroll over there, kinda bored of being in my seat this whole time.. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/97781033_ec9511f9f5_m.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/exclamation.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/no-sumo.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/418565409_f602f708a8.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/152107442_4c1e8d30c1.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/unph.jpg
indeed.
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/24185225_e3f7e8eb5d.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/sassafrass.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/168982889_3e40e9c1ff.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/101348178_6a821ce369.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
o_o http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1173/1055979708_e96e13745b.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/pose.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/430031143_dc7152d706.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/135496847_7e79ce7a51.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t93/jarjar104/warning_label_electric_pencil_sharp.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.flickr.com/117/306233225_2ac693d2e7.jpg
ORLY?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)
holy shit, disemboweled by hot tub
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
chuck palahniuk to thread
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
xpost That is why you shouldn't drink alcohol and get into a hot tub.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1055/848404208_47e88ce83a.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/276097344_130897e75c.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)
ONACHO!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
mmm... nachos.
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/339409318_fd8f8b3da6.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
lol WHERE THE TITTIES AT http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/337484088_a3582dab13.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.funnyjokepics.com/funnypics/ad81585677996422bc40cae8e326962bWarning_fine.jpg
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/417806796_6d4eea23c8.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/353734324_e33cd325a3.jpg
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
this is my favorite one ever: http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/yomiuriland-gondola.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/~rlorenz/Yel/sign1.jpg
― joygoat, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
A WHEELCHAIR CAN'T BRING IT
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
OMG Shef ILU. The Ron Popeil Rotisserie thing label is fantastic.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/port-douglas/images/stingerwarning.jpg
lol fetishes
xpost: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA a wheelchair can't bring it HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/166081895_6af9546dac.jpg wau batman captioning!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
I prefer directive 3 of the gondola instruction manual.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1443562_aa9836e0b2.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/04/warningsign.jpg
ok, i'm stumped
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
Oh no - Doggie looks so ashamed!
WTF is that Kenan?
― ENBB, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1233/1070100625_83575c6bba.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/246/519863958_208bf6408a.jpg
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/288761603_a188732931.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)
I have no idea!
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/170980755_0dd87ec713.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.yetanotherblog.de/media/2/20050516-warnung03.jpg
I always picture this being shouted by Kevin McCarthy at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
― The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
xxp A sign to warn drivers of landing aircraft passing overhead? Just a wild guess there.
― dan m, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/31642622_d55d046c30.jpg lol no spike jonze videos
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://podophile.com/images/brixton_ipod_warning.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/30449410_c3a9acc89e.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.solarshower.ch/images/caution.gif
― everything, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)
ok, WAHT
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/27578243_0ebbc23f23.jpg WARNING: NOIZE BOARD WILL STEAL YR PURSE
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/145087206_50ee3d294d.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/30448613_116c2c677f.jpg
I AM COMPLETELY STUMPED BUT I LIKE THAT HE'S MAKING o_O FACE http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/519862462_471782f250.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/272787584_0a87a3d9a5.jpg do not let yr childrens play with nooses???
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
CAUTION: WHEN DROWNING CHILD DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY IN EYES. FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING MAY RESULT IN FEELINGS OF GUILT, RESPONSIBILITY.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
Beware of falling steaming piles of shit?
x post to Shef
― ENBB, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/31643364_c22451e563.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/dont_feed_the_pigeons.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/288761621_8f0c8bec88.jpg warning: reporters in area, will harass you
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.englishok.jp/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/elevatro.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
it's companion http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/288761631_06f16ad8ff.jpg watch out for...jawas? i have no idea
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.rapp.org/wp-content/032206-eject_sign.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
this is like, "warning: you will get superpowers from whatever is happening here" http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/196131121_b1a0017913.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/249/451168886_2289f66cb9.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/44488338_d1ff74c44d.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/451731818_02fef70c19.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g173/qqqqqqqq1/DSCF0350_2.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
wait--waht? http://farm1.static.flickr.com/95/280513464_82d324cc34_m.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/254/454207506_3191642b59.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/414654821_41a979016c.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/site/Sign.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/399622758_a5d0641e86.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
O SHIT IT IS TEH MAN ON THE TOP OF A HILL!!! http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/41100954_3b428109f7.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/56613257_a56e5cadc3.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.flickr.com/39/83732757_866609a35c.jpg
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/506940423_4ec0b1c013_m.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
xpost there really should be a red line through that
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
where is "plus you might die"
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
lol djs go here http://farm1.static.flickr.com/69/207765647_f0d87c9a7e_m.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)
Those mountain lion ones need to stop making moral decisions for you! Clearly they like to snag the children from the group: I'll bet people would be way more careful if it said "pick up your kids unless it seems safer to let them occupy the lion while adults flee to safety."
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
Dude, those signs are wordy enough! I for one do not have time to read something the length of A Tale of Two Cities while being menaced by a mountain lion.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
"...it is a far far better place that I go to than AAAAAAARGH!!!!"
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1/product_medium/dmam15glow.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.feargod.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/wthsd01.jpg
ANGEL XING?
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
CAUTION: SLOW MOSQUITO MAN
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
it's either YOU WILL SINK INTO THE PEAT MOSS TO YOUR NECK or CAUTION: DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
or MEN DANCING ON COALS VIEWPOINT
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.zarebasystems.com/GateOpeners/images/imgWarning-label-large.gif
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.badgerland.co.uk/help/badgers/precautionary/badgers_roadsign.jpg
lol
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
But gabb, the guy is clearly wearing a bathing suit!
I though it was some sort of visual-alarm environmentalism where a "water is deeper than you are tall" warning still stood fresh next to a place where there was no water anymore. :(
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
(And indeed has the look of a little lake that has shrunk to nothing.)
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
no it is clearly dave matthews-related
― kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://web.mit.edu/smalpert/www/roads/ma/ma_106/danger.jpg
OH MY GOD, IT'S AN INTERSECTION! RUN!!!!!!!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
"DAVE MATTHEWS DANCED HERE, BRAHS"
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
The continuity of the icons that go with "PICK UP YOUR CHILDREN WITHOUT BENDING" clearly imply that you should lift them by the hair.
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.rockfordsystems.com/online/photos/dangersign14.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
ok fuck that robot
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
Good god -- if it's a ROBOT and it's MOVING, where do you stand to avoid getting crushed like Mr. Pictogram? Judging by the picture, it was hiding behind something before it jumped out and tackled him.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
Most disturbing of whole thread so far is the one where his little circle head is not only severed but flying through the air.
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
I think Mr. Pictogram needs a TV sitcom so we can watch his hilarious antics week after week
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
Is it possible to be pictogram-illiterate (apart from actual sight-impairment?)
I feel mr. O. Sacks knows the answer.
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.prikkinu.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/114874301618.jpg
― Trayce, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
haha trayce beat me to it
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/468_malaysian_sign.jpg
― mark s, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
It's the wheelchair man's silent scream that gets me.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)
Well, that and the crocodile. Perhaps it isn't a warning, but an approved "Wheel Grandad into the croc pit HERE" site designation.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://m1.freeshare.us/167fs665148.jpg http://m1.freeshare.us/167fs665499.jpg http://m1.freeshare.us/167fs665551.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
That last one looks like something from the opening credits of "Crime Story".
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
I think that's saying "don't let an angry cloud attack your car with its vagina."
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1252/1001915836_cb672358b4.jpg?v=0
― Phil D., Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
well it is sound advice
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
OMG nabisco!
― Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)
http://physwww.mcmaster.ca/~harris/Images/sign_train.jpg
... and not on like, the train line?
― Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)
at the restaurant where i work, they have a huge old-fashioned meat-mincer which has this warning: "not to be operated by children or housewives".
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 16 August 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.markbernstein.org/elements/BikeSign.jpg
― Aja, Thursday, 16 August 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/85378245_9287827c92.jpg
― Aja, Thursday, 16 August 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.freedomlasertherapy.com/pics/laser_button.jpg
Sonic screwdriver destrpys "Just say NO to Repo Man-style cigarettes."
― Abbott, Thursday, 16 August 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://lloydi.com/travel-writing/round-the-world-trip/country/05-australia/08-across-nullarbor/images/dead-roos.jpg
D D D D DEAD ROOO!
― Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)
Aw that one was a 'shop, I didnt look at it in context :( grr.
― Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/hungrycow.jpg
I'm not sure what the warning is here. Cows will carjack you?
― Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)
that's not as bad as them FALLING ON YOUR CAR (SEE UPTHREAD)
― kenan, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/305055672_92f470c83b.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 August 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/18/34_pics_41126.jpg
― joygoat, Monday, 20 August 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
the first sign was missing something http://lolrider.com/images/walruses.jpg
― ken c, Monday, 20 August 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/397297880_f56a3c3c54.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 August 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/28061409_02a45690af.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 August 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)
Wow, the blood on that last one is a little much.
― The Yellow Kid, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)
The missing shoe is a nice touch, though.
― kenan, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)
I imagine that irl, your shoe would come off if you got hit by a 1986 Crown Victoria.
― kenan, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)
xposts to Trayce: that is clearly "warning, front wheel liable to turn into cow"
― Just got offed, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)