WAHT IS MOST AWESOMEST (jimmy the mod was too "busy" to start this poll)

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
#2 bears 27
#1 dinosaurs 14
#3 vader9


the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, Luke has one of the few non-embarrassing guitar faces.

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot see your dinosaurs.

The full version of the Star Wars band is awesomer, because Leia totally wails.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/star-wars-rocks.jpg

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

TUFF CALL

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

i can't personally decide

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

could any of these be more awesome than flying superhero pirates?

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/action9.gif

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/4/20/551_2.jpg

Frogman Henry, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

ok those last two posts should be bannable offenses

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

think im leaning toward bear cavalry as its the most fierce. the dinosaur weaponry is a little fussy. star wars isnt really in the running.

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

the star wars one is pretty awesome tho

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

it's gotta be the bears, it's true

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

No way, those bears are not exciting at all, and neither is beardo, and neither is Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://arrrr.com/dinoriders/dinowar-1.jpg

not even close

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok star wars: brilliant move putting luke on rhythm guitar, but then why place him front and center? would be better if viewed from right in front of han.

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

Jackson Hole, Wyoming

those bears are clearly russian!

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

No way, those bears are not exciting at all, and neither is beardo, and neither is Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

-- Abbott, Friday, September 7, 2007 6:55 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rong

river wolf, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

bears it is

Just got offed, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

High altitude and steep mountain slopes on all sides of the valley often causes calm winter nights to be very cold, as radiational cooling from snow-covered ground creates cold air near the surface, which then slides down into the valley due to its higher density. In 1993, this effect during an already severe cold snap plunged the morning low temperature down to -56°F or -53°C in the valley, officially recorded by the National Weather Service. The state record low temperature was also recorded in the valley at Moran at -66°F in 1933.

come on. That's exciting.

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

god damn hotlinking. Dino Riders ftw.

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

BEars

1. because it's awesome
2. because of "Bear Calvary: yeah you're pretty much fucked"

will, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who votes for not bears doesn't know shit about awesome.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

HEY GUYS DID YOU ALL GO DEAF OR SOMETHING

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

BEARS ARE SORT OF COOL

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

BUT THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A COOLER THING ON THIS PLANET THAN A DINOSAUR

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

PLUS LASERS WHICH ARE TOP 100 COOLEST OF ALL TIME

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

plus also what is that stone stumpy thing on the right side of bear pic

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

and is it holding a bottle y/n

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

some seem to be attempting a real-deal star wars band
http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/august1999/grand_moff_tarkin_1.jpeg
http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/august1999/grand_moff_tarkin_2.jpeg

Rob Bolton, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

more like
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/9/c/a9c5aaa9d7629667d30d470ca33bc0ce.jpg

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

that's a good point about the perspective of starwars.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

were the dinosaurs as awesomely executed as the bears then they would win

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Why you repping for Jackson Hole, river wolf? You like everything in the entire world to be made out of antlers and iron pyrite?

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

the thing about the bears is that they have the old russian dudes, too

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Okay people are REALLY stumping for the bears over BOTH the Star Wars band and the FUCKING AMAZING dinosaurs????

ONLY ONE OF THESE PICTURES FEATURES LASERS, IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

the stumpy thing is a problem i agree

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

t-rex > rex grossman

bnw, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Awesomely Executed

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

I might have gone with the bears if they were manned by Sweaty Bear Pride Committee and not Russian Inner Bureau of Dullness.

Hmm...no I still wouldn't, but it would be an improvement.

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

I want you all to know I decided Bears before I even scrolled down the thread I ARE NOT A BITER.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

bearz is most viscerally awes while the others rely on concepts like "star wars" and "lazerz" to try to conceal the fact that they are not quite as awesome

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

that stumpy thing is ANOTHER BEAR a baby bear, and yes he is wearing a russian hat. baby bears get cold faster than regular bears which is also why he's drinking a whisky.

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

also w/bearrs yr thinking "yeah that could actually happen" and "oh no what if they come for me :O"

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, how will I ever be able to trust you about awesome again? ;_;

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit dan is the only otm person on this thread

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

jhøshea otm, the key to the bear concept is its simple elegance

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

jhoshea 8080

river wolf, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

also w/bearrs yr thinking "yeah that could actually happen" and "oh no what if they come for me :O"

I AM ALSO THINKING THIS ABOUT DINOS

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

and the star wars band come to think of it

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, they're all awesome, guys

river wolf, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

"oh no what if they come to my town and rock my face off :O"

river wolf, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

dinosaur lazer colors: powder blue vs lavender? WTF

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are are all like those people who think the monkees are better than the beatles because it makes you "alt" or whatever but HEY GUESS WHAT YOUR IRONY FOOLS NO ONE

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

If star wars was the just the Vader part I would have considered it.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

DINOS W/ LASERS WOULD DESTROY BEARS BEING RIDDEN BY DR. MORBIUS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK IN REAL LIFE

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

is the stumpy thing a statue of a bear wearing a fur hat and drinking from a bottle? Cause that's kind of awesome, too.

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

guys, guys, guys the point is that they are ALL fuckin awesome, just which one is most awesome. all of these are pretty much amazing though, there's no need to insult any of them.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Kenan-- Yeah it's like a little wooden totem thing.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

im sorry i feel sort of personally attacked

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

im sorry i feel sort of personally attacked

BY BEARS

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

and are we really supposed to believe that the stegosaurus and the triceratops would be enemies? plz everyone knows they would band together against t rex.

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

darth and the middle dino got the same dance move

bnw, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

and are we really supposed to believe that the stegosaurus and the triceratops would be enemies?

DIN-ARCHY

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

dinos and lasers. past and future colliding, creating awesome.

brownie, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Did you not watch the show?!

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

VICIOUS BEARS AS ATTACK VEHICLES

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Star Wars can't get my vote because they cropped out Leia and she is pwning the entire picture.

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm guessing the people repping for the bears didn't notice the duder falling to his death off the trike at the top of the cliff.

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

"trike"

lol nerd

river wolf, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

im not sure how i feel abt the dinos being controlled by lizard men v humans. it does add a nice level of wtf catastrophe. but i think id like it better if i could be sure it was dino-developed weapon-technology.

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Also lol at humans and their pretty in pink lasers.

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'm guessing the people repping for the bears didn't notice the duder falling to his death off the trike at the top of the cliff dinosaurs fighting with lasers.

-- HI DERE, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

green lizard-men, blue lizard men and ant-people v humans; right?

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

THE BEARS HAVE DRUNK OLD DUDES THO you have to understand why that is a point in the bears favor

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, they don't look drunk, they just look like they have bad posture.

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

The humans are telepathic, is how they keep the dinos from fighting/eating one another.

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

bears are much smarter than dinosaurs and harder to train, especially if you're old and drunk and it's cold outside.

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

they're russian, of course they're drunk

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

I guess the thing I find disappointing about the bear cavalry is that, while it is awesome, it is also somehow completely non-threatening; it doesn't make me BELIEVE I'm pretty much fucked. That dinosaur pic pretty much defines "HOLY SHIT: This is awesome."

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah and they have way more weapons than you'd think

BEARTRAPS!

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

and also i might point out that they are RIDING BEARS and SHOOTING SHIT, i mean i've only done that while drunk!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

even the totem-bear is drinking

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Point in favor of the bear cavalry:

That dude in the foreground is holding himself up with his junk.

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

MAIN DUDE HAS A BARREL OF BOOZE STRAPPED TO HIS BEAR

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Pffft, that's to be expected.

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

The little bear totem is by far the best thing in that picture.

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.toyarchive.com/DinoRiders/Smithsonian/Smithsonian.html

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even think the bear cavalry are fighting anyone, i think they're just charging into the woods because someone heard something and they're wasted

river wolf, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

second bear dude has a... boom box? easy bake oven? strapped to his bear?

holy shit am I the only one who just noticed THIRD bear dude.

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0705/photo/tatum.jpg

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even think the bear cavalry are fighting anyone, i think they're just charging into the woods because someone heard something and they're wasted

yes! THIS is why they got my vote.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

based on the overgrown ruinous appearance of drunken bear totem and surrounding structure i am theorizing that bear riders got wasted and decided it was high time they RETOOK THEIR ANCESTRAL HOMELAND !!!

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.katphilbin.com/pictures/hiimadinosaur3.jpg

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

That wins in my book.

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

also, guys, this

http://www.iswest.net/~jason/Art/Resize%20of%20CM1998-013%20Bad%20Route.e.jpg

river wolf, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

OR:

http://media.twango.com/m1/large/0006/42048c6a559c4db9a1758d55fdeb4e59.jpg

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Huh? Huh? What?!

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

that is sort of like what the russian bear guys are doing. they are the russian bear riding equivalent of dudes getting wasted on BLM land and riding around on their four-wheelers, shooting guns and scaring cattle

river wolf, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Srsly they have no stirrups! Thighs/nuts of steel!

xpost river wolf wins

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

That bikes pic is from a Wes Anderson film set right?

Jon Lewis, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

BEAR RIDER ARTIST DOING AWESOME THINGS

http://partizan74.nm.ru/biography.files/poleno.jpg

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

That bikes pic is from a Wes Anderson film set right?

dude is pretty well known on his own http://www.artfacts.net/index.php/pageType/artistInfo/artist/15311

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

the title of that painting is "Aggressively Mediocre/Mentally Challenged/Fantasy Island (circle one)"

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

well it's definitely not the bears

gabbneb, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit

can i change my answer

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

yeah these are all top-tier awesomeness but i gotta say max is correct here:

I'm guessing the people repping for the bears didn't notice the duder falling to his death off the trike at the top of the cliff dinosaurs fighting with lasers.

-- HI DERE, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

-- max, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:37 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sleep, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

RAAAAWR PEW PEW PEW RAAWR PEW PEW

sleep, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

otm, and I don't even like dinosaurs. or lasers.

gabbneb, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

ok, maybe lasers

gabbneb, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

you dont like awesomeness, fess up

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i don't think that gabbneb is the authority of awesomeness, no like offense or anything

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

but i mean you like phish

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't notice this right away but i think it's pretty intense that some of the dinosaurs are ridden by men and others are ridden by smaller lizard dudes

sleep, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.merryswankster.com/images/MikeRocksW00ks.jpg

gabbneb, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahaahhaha Vic I lvoe you. xp to "PEW PEW PEW"

Laurel, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

what if they were outer space battle-phish fighting bob marley ninjas?

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

what's that little thing on the ground in the center? a rabbit?

gabbneb, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

plz refer to thread

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

i would never do that

gabbneb, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

it is a rabbit

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'm beginning to think I may have voted a little too hastily for the bear cavalry, the sheer awesomeness of laser dinosaur battles only just beginning to crystallise within my consciousness.

Just got offed, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

What is that fuckin' Cheryl Tiegs Chewbacca? Wayyy too tousled.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

btw guys this is actually what's most awesomest:
My brother-in-law met a dude with a tattoo on his arm of Alan Thicke with a word balloon coming out of his mouth containing the phrase "FUCK OHIO". He said he got it because he loves Alan Thick and hates Ohio.

-- joygoat, Friday, September 7, 2007 4:14 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

does anyone have a picture of this man y/n

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

my friend ash met alan thicke in a portland oregon convince store and alan thicke told him he had completely abandoned the character "alan thicke" and he should probably just fuck off

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

o_O

that is so rock star

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

that is more rock star than the "bob saget motherfuckers!!" graffiti i saw that i am certain bob saget himself wrote

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm beginning to think I may have voted a little too hastily for the bear cavalry, the sheer awesomeness of laser dinosaur battles only just beginning to crystallise within my consciousness.

-- Just got offed, Friday, September 7, 2007 8:30 PM (23 minutes ago)

DUDE WHAT PART OF FUCKING BEAR CALVARY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND.

xpost ok next year alan thicke and the guy with the tattoo have to come to the fair.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

I have a friend that has plans for a tattoo featuring a t. rex fighting a unicorn that is driving a stylized monster truck.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

I should tell him to scrap it and replace with bear calvary y/n?

Or maybe incorporate bear calvary.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

replace monster truck w/ bear

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

i feel pretty good about posting bear cavalry to nb a long time ago.

i feel pretty lame about swiping it from an rpg board and also that it's probably really really old.

it's great tho, and it should win.

gff, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

unicorn riding bear, t. rex riding monster truck maybe? xpost

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE WHAT PART OF FUCKING BEAR CALVARY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND.

ALRIGHT CHILL OUT I STILL VOTED FOR IT MM'KAY?

STAR WARS BAND = NOT EVEN AS AWESOME AS REAL STAR WARS BAND, ON JABBA THE HUT'S SANDCRUISER

Just got offed, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.monstertrucks-uk.com/1k.jpg

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

unicorn riding HOVERBOARD, bear riding TARKUS

Just got offed, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

i find the monster truck a bit cloying - also why "stylized"

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

laser dinosaurs is too busy, and the angles of those laser shots are way off. that's just cheap.

star wars band is an established classic, finally seeing that the full version with leia is better makes me like it less, sorry!

gff, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

there's balance w/o overt symmetry in the 2 small animals v one large pairing - and keeping it all in the animal kingdom tightens the whole thing up.

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

When you have lasers and dinosaurs, there is no such thing as "too busy". That's like saying oral sex is "too awesome".

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

"stylized" i.e. rat fink/Big Daddy Roth, but instead of that ghoul thing, a soft sparkling unicorn.

xposts

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

tight star wars is better than the one with leia slick

gabbneb, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

look, you can make a case for something w/o bringing beej into it! it's like the opposite of talking about something bad and then talking about nazis

gff, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

i had a post on deck about how if it's "rat fink" stylized i say thumbs down but i didn't want to be rude :/

gff, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, so if you resort to bringing up beej, you automatically win?????

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

nazi bj's: awes or evil?

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

"where does x fall on the fellatio - fascism continuum"

gff, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

People should remember that I like to encourage my friends to make terrible life decisions, so the more the merrier I say. Maybe I can get him to work in the star wars band. Or alan thicke.

xposts sorry to derail nazi bj thread derail.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think the "nazi" and the "bj" would cancel each other out, or cause a catastrophic energy release explosion reaction similar to combining matter and anti-matter.

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

I think someone is going to have to write a email to Pru551an B1ue's webmaster to settle this once and for all.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

Frank K?

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

ok thread, go watch The Night Porter again or something.

kenan, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1333/1342746853_2cdf85822b_o.jpg

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

wau

HI DERE, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

!!!!

G00blar, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

lulz

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

Ok, see, now I want to get that tattoo.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't read any of this thread, but the bears one is clearly the awesomest. First, who the fuck cares about Star Wars. Second, the dinosaurs with lasers looks like a stupid fantasy novel. The bears one is great because a) it's true: you ARE fucked, b) it leaves a little something to the imagination, and c) it doesn't go on talking about how "awesome" it is.

jaymc, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

c is bullshit

gabbneb, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

8 ball shift knob!

I'm dying..

will, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

Kerm = god?

Jon Lewis, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://i15.tinypic.com/52lg1o3.jpg

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even think the bear cavalry are fighting anyone, i think they're just charging into the woods because someone heard something and they're wasted

lol, even further support for the bears.

jaymc, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

Support your right to arm bears, etc...

Michael White, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://i15.tinypic.com/4m2b79f.gif

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

and the guy in the back is one-handing an ak, which you just don't see people doing these days

gff, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

i vote for star wars band, even though leia is missing

Mr. Que, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

T-REX FTW!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1099/1343706338_7136b28b1c_o.jpg

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

that's got to go on the other arm, then.

gff, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY DIPTYCH? LET ME ROLL UP MY SLEEVES IN THAT CASE

gff, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

can someone PLZ do unicorn on hoverboard versus bear on tarkus

Just got offed, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

Someone plz do Tyrannosaurus Rex vs. Marc Bolan

Jon Lewis, Friday, 7 September 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://i18.tinypic.com/678udtz.gif

jhøshea, Friday, 7 September 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even think the bear cavalry are fighting anyone, i think they're just charging into the woods because someone heard something and they're wasted

this is so far the only convincing argument for the bear cavalry

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

They're Finlanders fighting back the Russians in the Winter War.

dan m, Friday, 7 September 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1362/1343118113_615de8bc50_o.jpg

Fin

Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

:D

you mean WIN

Just got offed, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

So, so, so fucking great, Kerm.

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

Bears need the boost here.

onimo, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

go bears

onimo, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

If bears don't win, I will blame Louis and his backsliding.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

And then we will sic bears on him.

Laurel, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

this is actually true. then we will tattoo him with bears.

John Justen, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

have dinos 404'd for anyone else or am i the only one?

gr8080, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

HA TAKE THAT DINOSAUR VOTERS.

John Justen, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

I think the general consensus is that dinos have 404'd for everyone

gabbneb, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

it just means they're too awesome for this thread

gr8080, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

HOW AWESOME ARE YOUR DINOSAURS NOW?

xpost we agree to disagree

John Justen, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

(because you are rong and your precious dinosaurs have deserted you.)

John Justen, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

probably out making surrender flags out of AWESOME BEAR CALVARY.jpg

John Justen, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

Where have all the dinos gone? Shot with lasers every one.

gabbneb, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

Dinos displayed at my work on pc/explorer, but not at home on mac/safari.

NOT THAT I WOULD WANNA CHANGE MY VOTE ANYWAY.

Jon Lewis, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

Creationists have a new out for dinosaurs. Wiped out by wicked awesome bear calvary.

John Justen, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

On the fourth day god created BEARS,
and he saw that they PWNED fake fossils he'd only planted to fuck with the Darwinists,
On the 5th day the BEARS R Vader's Father

onimo, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, Bear Calvary /= Bear Cavalry.

But probably still awesome. And kind of apt for what you were saying!

Jon Lewis, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

too excited to spel.

John Justen, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

On the 6th day Gary Gygax smoked God out, and God was all, WTF, and made even more BEARS

Jon Lewis, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

I might vote for a picture of a bear calvary. GRIZZLY GOLGOTHA!

Abbott, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

KERM OTM

river wolf, Saturday, 8 September 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

MASSIVE LOLZ, GABBNEB

HI DERE, Saturday, 8 September 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

SOARDZ R KEWLR >><>>> LAZERZ

The Reverend, Saturday, 8 September 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

I BET THE LIITLE GREEN LZRDS WUOLDN'T SHARE THERE VODKA

THE BEARZ WOULD SHAER THEIR VODKA EVEN AS THEY WERE EATING U BECAUSE BEARS R BROS LIKE THAT

The Reverend, Saturday, 8 September 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

Dinos displaying OK here.

1 vote for BEARS from me! Dinos are awesome, but bear cavalry is more awesome still. Star wars sux0r.

Pashmina, Saturday, 8 September 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

ILX's opinions are the exact opposite of mine

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Welcome to the club.

Kerm, Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

only just saw this but wtf the bears are clearly the worst of the three choices

blueski, Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

UH WHO GIVES A SHIT WHO WON THIS POLL DID YOU SEE THE FUCK OHIO UNICORN

priorities you dipshits.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 9 September 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

The Dino pic is 80's board game/comic Gamarauders right?

Heave Ho, Sunday, 9 September 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

it's the dinosaurs. i mean, just look at them, one is bright and active and exciting and fierce, and the other is practically monochrome and has TAME BEARS.

Maria, Sunday, 9 September 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

No such thing. They probably ate their riders shortly after that picture was taken. And the photographer, too.

The Reverend, Sunday, 9 September 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

All you bearists need to just accept that this poll was a statistical anomalysaurus and hush before you have to witness the graphic truth. Unicorn killed that Grizzly with nothing but a hoverboard and a lightning bolt gun even though the bear had a fully-functional TARKUS, and you saw what one lone T-rex did to unicorn when unicorn had a MONSTER TRUCK... T-Rex hasn't even put on lasers and missile launcher yet and you Bear people won't stop rattling your sabers!!! You've been warned. Stegosaurus is tired of hearing about those damn commie bears and I don't even want to have to break out the archaeopteryxs. You're gonna be ashamed when those domesticated bruins get taken down by some lazer-equipped glorified flying lizards with fancy feathers. Know this.

Kerm, Sunday, 9 September 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

OMG U R ALL RONG STAR WARZ RAWK = KING!!

kv_nol, Sunday, 9 September 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

I wanted a shit of Tarkusbear Hovercorn. Or, more unrealistically, I want a giant tapestry of it.

Abbott, Sunday, 9 September 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

OH GOD I MEANT TO SAY I WANT A SHIRT...A SHIRT!

Abbott, Sunday, 9 September 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

Riiiiight...

kv_nol, Sunday, 9 September 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

THE SYSTEM WORKS

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 9 September 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

I for one volunteer to be Kerm's agent, selling his breakthrough visionary art for only the reasonable fee of all the money.

With the riches, I'm going to buy a mechanized future unicorn made entirely from caviar.

And feed it to a T-Rex.

On fire.

en i see kay, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

You'd have to pick up my fabrication expenses (includes food and beer).

Kerm, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)


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