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I know nothing about Belgian politics. But I read recently that it hasn't had a government for months now, due to wrangling between Flemish and Walloons, and that there is a talk of a Czechoslovak style splitting up of the country. Is this a possibility? What would happen to Brussels, which I believe is mostly French-speaking yet in Flanders? Do the Flemish and the Walloons really hate each other? Do they mix at all? etc.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 14 September 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

time to call it a day

mookieproof, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that article is pretty much OTM. We don't necessarily hate each other, we just live in two different countries and only feel Belgian when someone/some team wins something in sports. Politicians win votes by saying they're taking a "firm" stance against the other community. (British people: compare with how British politicians become popular when they say "firm" and "against" and "Europe" a lot - does that mean every Brit wants to sever all ties with Europe? No, it doesn't.)

The general Flemish feeling nowadays is that Wallonia doesn't want to give up the financial gains they have by having Flanders as their partner. In essence, that's a big part of the problem: for every big change in regional/federal status (the big "staatshervorming" that Flanders wants - more power to the regions), parliament has to have a 2/3 majority. Or: Wallonia can vote against this "do you want to receive less money from Flanders?" (which this big change would probably mean to them) and Flanders can't do anything about that. So Wallonia has already won and Belgium CANNOT be split up.

(it's not very simple, let's just keep it at that)

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the only politics in belgium was waffles vs. chocolate.

Oilyrags, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

Is there any Walloon independence movement at all, or is it just Flemings who want to break away?

One thing I learned recently is that there are twice as many Flemings as Walloons - I'd always assumed it was about 50/50 (and yet off-hand I can't think of a single internationally famous Fleming, although I can think of several Walloons - Magritte, Simenon, Hergé etc).

If even the Belgians can't hold it together, I guess there's not much chance for the Iraqis, is there?

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

The only way it could be split up in the future is when both communities would become just as successful, economically. Which they aren't at the moment.

Brussels? Nobody knows. Flanders wants to keep it, Wallonia wants to keep it, Brussels wants to remain Brussels, it's like our very own little Jerusalem (but without religion) (not until muslims realise they're becoming a very very big minority in Brussels and deserve more say in what goes on, which is only a matter of time, probably)

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

So there's no chance Flanders of declaring unilateral independence?

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Walloon independence movement? Not that I know of, no. (there is the FDF, but that's just a party that aims to defend the rights of French speaking people in and around Brussels)

Probably not, no. Too many royalists still in powerful positions. And you know how it is in the west right now: people are too complacent/lazy for revolutions (it would cost too much money, instability, don't want to give up our hard earned savings, etc).

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

(that second paragraph was to "so there's no chance...")

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, another argument I keep hearing against unilateral separation is that what would reamin of Belgium (ie. Wallonia) would block the independent Flanders' entry into the EU (which it would need to re-apply to). I don't know how likely it would be for such a small country to block the accession of another "natural" EU country's accession, but the Greek example shows how much leverage you can get from vetoing EU decisions.

baaderonixx, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

I find it saddening and disgusting that Flemish people/part of Belgium wants to sever its ties and just cut the Walloons off. This should be a time when we unite, take care of eachother, respect the other. I know it's not as simple as that and that, probably looking from outside (Belgium), it looks quite *silly* taht we can't form a proper government.

nathalie, Friday, 14 September 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

One thing I learned recently is that there are twice as many Flemings as Walloons - I'd always assumed it was about 50/50

I think part of the problem was that historically the country was ran as a french speaking state, even though most people did not speak French. Hence sulkiness.

I think they should just have a few beers together and cop themselves on.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

If it comes to war, do you reckon that Wallonia would be able to cut a corridor through to Brussels?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

it won't come to war.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

Xpost I wonder how many Walloons migrated after the economic depression.

nathalie, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Do Flemings and Walloons intermarry much? Are there many Walloons in Flanders and vice versa?

If it comes to war, do you reckon that Wallonia would be able to cut a corridor through to Brussels?

Perhaps the Americans can invade, and all will be well.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

Do Flemings and Walloons intermarry much? Are there many Walloons in Flanders and vice versa?

From a friend who lives in Belgium, the whole Walloon-Flemish identity thing is far more fluid than people like to think, with their being at least one major politician in one language community who is blatantly a native speaker of the other language, but no one likes to bring this up.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

Apart from the linguistic thing, I wonder are there big cultural differences between the two communities? I mean, do they eat different food, play different sports etc

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I guess it depends on your position, people here like to stress the differences between themselves and the other community, but as a foreigner (French) living here, I find for instance that Wallons have much more in common with Flemish people than with the French.

baaderonixx, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

Flemish point of view: "what's the point of staying together? It only costs us money!"

Wallonian point of view: "what's the point of separating? It would only cost us money!"

(not even kidding, it's that simple, pretty much)

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

In my class there's a woman who used to live in the Wallooons. She's been living in the Flanders for a decade or two (even more I think). You can still hear her accent. Another woman in my class dismissed her accent saying she should, by now, speak proper Dutch. *shakes head*

nathalie, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

I find for instance that Wallons have much more in common with Flemish people than with the French.

I think this is also true of Flemish people and the Dutch. If you want a laugh ask some Dutch speaking Belgians what they make of the Dutch.

my take on Belgium is that when the language issue came up, they should have made the whole country bilingual rather than carving it up into the two (or three, or four) language areas. But whatever.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

it won't come to war.

So you say. Do you reckon the Germans will invade to rescue their linguistic compatriots in the eastern provinces?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Those compatriots have held an informal vote a while ago and they'd rather join an independent Wallonia, if it ever came to a breakup. (they'd prefer Belgium to stay together though)

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

when the language issue came up, they should have made the whole country bilingual

When the language issue came up: the french half and the ruling class in flanders spoke french, the working class in flanders (majority) spoke dutch, but had no say in what happened. The first thing they wanted was for their part to become completely flemish, hence the current situation.

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

That only happened bit by bit and not in one big revolution, which is why Belgium still exists and Flanders isn't independent.

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

There was a pretty interesting article in the French press the other day, focusing on the specific case of Brussels, arguing that the future of that city probably lied with all the foreigners (both economic immigrants and Euro-people) who don't recognize themselves in any of the communities. They interviewed the director of the Flemish National Theatre, which had to temporarily move to one of the most North African areas of the city, who said that in order to attract an audience they had to look beyond the exclusive linguistic community.

baaderonixx, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

The first thing they wanted was for their part to become completely flemish, hence the current situation

yeah. I know. I'm saying what they should have wanted and should have done.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

There's an interesting post on all this on the Crooked Timber blog:

http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/19/the-ingredients-of-the-belgian-cocktail/

Still no sign of forming a government it seems. Could this be the endgame for Belgium?

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)

Of course not.

Also, Belgium is trilingual, no?

nathalie, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

German bit pretty tiny though. There are probably ten times as many Arabic speakers in Belgium.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

That's a *very* good post, Zelda. Thanks for the link.

StanM, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

xpost I know, I just wanted to be a pedant. hah

So what do you think, Stan, will we (err, Belgium) break up? I don't know, I can hardly think this is gonna end up in a break-up. It's a crisis, yes, but I doubt it'll end like this...

nathalie, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

this is hugely interesting, i hadn't a clue any of this was going on. i'm really glad that ireland has never had to deal with anything like this :/

darraghmac, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

Actually to be completely honest, I haven't been following this much. I know it's been 100 days, but apart from that it really doesn't interest me all that much. Maybe I'm a bit too naive and think we'll "make up".

nathalie, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

From what I understand, Belgium has had previous crises like this so I guess this one can be "resolved" too. But I'm struck by one of the comments on the blog post I posted upthread:

my feeling is that once political parties divide up along ethnic/linguistic/sectarian lines, instead of national socio-economic lines, then it’s only a matter of time before democracy becomes unworkable.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

To be honest, I don't think there's any simple solution to this. No big constitutional change = flemish politicians lose all of their voters because that's what they promised. A big constitutional change = walloon politicians lose all of their voters because that's what they promised wouldn't happen.

"Breaking up" probably not, no, but ever since the 60s, the only way things have happened is away from the federal government and in the direction of the regions (more power to the regions). This has never been a problem before, but now, somehow, it is.

(xpost)

StanM, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

Belgium has had previous crises like this so I guess this one can be "resolved" too.

Yes, but in the past these crises were always solved by: "if flanders gets x, then wallonia gets y" - 50/50. Over the last years, a lot of flemish people have started to see this as unfair, since the populations aren't 50/50 and the wealth isn't either.

Flanders doesn't want to "buy" power from the walloons anymore and the walloons don't want to give away that power for free all of a sudden.

(... is what I'm led to believe by flemish press)

StanM, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

So. We still here. A whole lot has happened, but also nothing at all. Hmm.

StanM, Thursday, 8 November 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

Have you got a government yet?

Ed, Thursday, 8 November 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)

Nope. Nobody knows what's going on at the moment, there's talk of a partial government that would only manage the social/economic stuff and not the dutch/french stuff that's been the main problem, but not every party that has won would want to be in a government like that AND they would lose a lot of votes next time because voters won't forgive them this "we'll find an answer later" solution.

StanM, Thursday, 8 November 2007 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

Over the last years, a lot of flemish people have started to see this as unfair, since the populations aren't 50/50 and the wealth isn't either.

are you from Flanders?

Belgium is very interesting, but I have nothing really to add beyond "can't you all just get along?" comments posted above. I reckon any country is fucked once people in it start seeing it as divided into "us" and "them" - you start seeing everything in terms of them getting more than you get, or them getting more than they are entitled to on the basis of population, weatlth (an odd criteria, as anyone who has ever drawn the dole will testify) or whatever.

The most incisive comment on Belgium I've read lately is from a friend who lives there, and he was saying that one real probelm is that the language media in the country are completely failing to report what the actual grievances of the other side are, so everyone is just seeing them as a bunch of whiny fuckers. This might have changed in the last few weeks.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

No, it's very OTM. And yes, I'm from Flanders and I might have been temporarily influenced by the media there, yeah. This us & them thing IS ridiculous, but it's also kind of true, we know almost nothing about each other and the election results can vary a lot between the two parts of the country (since people from Flanders can only vote for Dutch language parties and people from Wallonia can only vote for French language parties, half of the government is made up of people half of the country don't even know).

StanM, Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

If Belgium can go 5 months without a government and without it visibly impacting on people's lives, you've got to wonder what the government's for... I mean I assume everything is already very devolved in Belgium and it's local entities providing all the services etc.

It's strange that Brussels is the forefront of this two-way linguistic struggle, because whenever I go there it just seems so incredibly ethnically diverse. In the suburb where my friends live, I'm guessing both Walloons and Flemings would be pretty much in a minority, compared with the North African population. In fact, I wouldn't be too surprised to learn that there were more Arabic-speaking people in Brussels than Dutch speakers.

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

I reckon any country is fucked once people in it start seeing it as divided into "us" and "them" - you start seeing everything in terms of them getting more than you get, or them getting more than they are entitled to on the basis of population, weatlth (an odd criteria, as anyone who has ever drawn the dole will testify) or whatever.

So Britain is fucked as well then?

Tom D., Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

It might be. Scottish independence isn't a total impossibility.

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

More like a raging certainty if the Tories win the next General Election

Tom D., Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

So Britain is fucked as well then?

I think we should ask popular band Selfish Cunt for an opinion on this one.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

More generally, what do you reckon the Us and Them are in British politics? Scottish and English? Or something else?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

See here

Tom D., Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't know Cameron did sign language.

StanM, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

There was a story about this Belgium craziness on NPR this morning, I had no idea.

n/a, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

It's almost impossible for Belgian journalists to explain it to the people who live in Belgium, so don't even think you know the even half of it coming from foreign journalists. (or maybe they're the only ones who do understand?)

StanM, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

(the even half? -> even half)

StanM, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

Scots and English
Scots and Welsh
Scots and other Scots

/simpsons

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

(or maybe they're the only ones who do understand?)

it's just possible - maybe being outside the whole thing gives you a more detached view. on the other hand, they're journalists, so they probably are just giving a garbled version of what some guy told them down the pub.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

Interesting article in The Guardian today, I thought :

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2209988,00.html

StanM, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Are we there yet?

baaderonixx, Thursday, 29 November 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

Almost!

StanM, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Groan.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7126381.stm

StanM, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

Not quite then...

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

Living in Flanders earlier this year, I found that getting the simplest thing done through government systems can take a very long time, time in photo booths, require blood sweat and tears and alot of tram rides. And that was just getting registered as existing. Can only imagine what getting a government together must mean.

At least independence for Flanders will mean that bands touring will stop saying 'bonjour' to all the Vlaams in their presence who know more English than French and happily say so.

o-ess, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

lol, belgian politics

we have a government now, and just as predicted the flemish politicians crawled through the mud just to protect their own jobs: in total, there are 23 ministers and state secretaries: 10 flemish (majority) and 13 wallonian (minority). (yes, that's 10 from the part of the country where 60 percent of the people live and 13 from the part where 40 percent live)

Oh, and all the difficult decisions have been postponed just so they could have their government charade in time for Easter, when the interim government definitely ends.

StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 12:12 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

we have a government now

Well that didn't last long, did it? I wonder what happens now...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7506640.stm

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

Nothing's changed. Francophone minority has veto power and doesn't want to lose the millions of Flemish financial support they've been able to secure during earlier negotiations (Flemish politicians used to buy off what they wanted, but this generation of politicians has stopped using the "we want three bridges, but you'll get forty million each year" tactic) - Flanders wants more power since it's doing better, but Wallonia will never allow that to happen as long as this 60/40 population but 50/50 decision power thing (that is called Belgium) continues to exist.

Yes, this unnatural union has existed for 150 years and blablablablablablabla, but it's over now. Too many governments, too many politicians, too many funds going across the border, too little in common: we don't even have kids, why the hell are we staying together?

StanM, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

Surely Brussels - your kids or at the very least your incredibly mixed up shared record collection?

Ed, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

Brussels is the staircase of our two-storey house. "it's MY house, YOU move out! - we paid for it together, YOU move out! - ... - ok, one floor each then." -> Belgium's continued existence.

*sigh*

StanM, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

How does Canada/Quebec handle this kinda thing? Or do Canadians have more in common?

StanM, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

Well Quebec is far from being linguistically homogeneous like wallonia/flanders

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

I was talking to a Belgian (Flemish) guy I know about this not long ago, and he was just as exasperated about it as Stan is here

Tom D., Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

isn't it obvious that Brussels is gonna be the bargaining chip when the Walloons eventually agree to discuss partition?

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

Brussels is the Belgian Jerusalem :-)

StanM, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

yes exactly!

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know as a foreigner living in Belgium, I'd feel more sympathetic towards the Flemish autonomists if you didn't have all those stories of kids being kicked out of Flemish playgrounds for speaking French, etc

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

It's only been a little over 40 years since official documents and education were only possible in French (even though the Flemish were in the majority at that time as well), the anger towards that historic Francophone rule isn't going to disappear for a long time. - And with that veto power they have, and a royal family that's Francophonic as well, that rule hasn't even stopped existing yet. Hence the apparent overreaction.

StanM, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

Flemish: "we're doing well and we want to decide about more stuff that concerns us"
What the Walloons hear: "you'll get less Flemish money"
Walloons: "stopping the solidarity with regions that are less well off isn't fair"
Old Flemish: "Oh well then, here's more money"
New Flemish: "tough luck, try to start up your own economy. Bye!"
Walloons: "Flemish separatists are nazis!"
Walloon public: "yeah!"
Flemish public: "they're calling everyone in Flanders nazis! Let's go! Stop Belgium!"
Walloons: "in that case we want Brussels with candy on top!"
Flemish: "Nevar!"

FIN

StanM, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

It's impossible to avoid being swept along by the (sometimes subtle) propaganda and that's what's been happening to both sides of the public, unfortunately.

StanM, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

As much as I am exasperated and think we should kiss'n'make up, I realize it's very complex. This situation just suxors. :-( This country is in the shitters, really.

stevienixed, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

So what do you guys think of the whole BHV affair?

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

please explain or link?

Ed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 13:00 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry I figured it was just Stan and Nath on this thread!

here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brussels-Halle-Vilvoorde

This as far as I understand is the symbolic battle that's been plaguing the debate for the last couple of years.

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

i take a wee interest in belgian politics having been there so much. I have been to 2 out of three of those names.

Ed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

I've heard writer Tom Lanoye on the radio yesterday explaining very convincingly how all this is the result of an 'error' in Belgiums blueprint, in it's constitutional core. He also made a pretty strong case deeming BHV as merely a symbolic problem, with politicians hopelesly tied to their parties, making it impossible to come to a compromise. With both sides in the trenches deeper and deeper each day, 'kiss and make up' unfortunately seems more impossible every day.

In any case, Leterme seems to have thought way too lightly of this problem. Didn't he win the election also because he said that 'hard work' would solve the problem, that it didn't have to be so difficult. FAIL. It is this difficult.

The odd thing to me seems to be Albert's near impossible position. It's not a tax problem that led to the fall of the government. It's a deep disagreement about the country he is king of.

There seems to be a couple of options now:

1. King Albert says no to Leterme's request to resign, in which case he again must try to sort this (which a) isn't possible, and b) will make his hair even grayer, his health even worse)
2. Someone new will give it a go (maybe Reynders?)
3. New elections (although that isn't even really possible, is it? if the new parliament would dismiss the result, the problem will be even bigger)
4. A confederation.
5. A split up - but this one seems the most difficult to achieve.

Any other options?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

Sell Brussels to the EU and move to St Maarten on the proceeds?

Ed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 13:45 (seventeen years ago)

Isn't Reynders that feisty drunkard you see on youtube?

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, yeah, BHV seems a mostly symbolic issue - I mean why not redraw the district to make them more coherent and move on. big deal

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

Consensus opinion seems to be with a confederation, generally. More decision power for the regions (= Flemish happy) but still in one structure so economically problematic regions can still get money instead of solving their problems on their own (= Walloons happy).

BHV: symbolic, aye. But also symptomatic of a region like Flanders that has been under many, many different kinds of rule over its history - the Flemish have learned to adapt because they had to (when I had a student job at our coast I had to speak to tourists in THEIR language, when the Flemish go anywhere they have to learn the local language - or at least, that's the impression we have. We've been good for long enough, and now it's "our turn to demand respect".) - so when more and more Francophones move to Brussels/Halle/Vilvoorde (and Francophones won't learn the language because Dutch is too complex or French is too pretty or something, whatever), Flanders tends to see that as an invasion/territorial expansion attempt. Again. To which the Francophones say all Flemish are nazis (in French, of course), to which the Flemish say the Francohones are exaggerating and arrogant, to which (etc)

I think we need a big disaster to unite us (but not rising sea levels, that would only hurt Flanders. Not a German invasion, that would hurt Wallonia first - something that threatens both sides equally). I know, a Dutch-French war, on Belgian territory! Like the good old days! What do you say, Netherlands and France?

StanM, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

xxpost: no, that's Michel Daerden:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlnL4BJIFC8

StanM, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

and this is Didier Reynders: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcsTRnqMoiU

StanM, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ my own "Francohones" typo

StanM, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Man, I love this Daerden guy. You should put HIM in charge!

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

StanM, the Red Devils finally qualifying for a big tournament again, could that help to unite people?

If at it's core it's also a cultural problem (next to the economic differences ofcourse), maybe Belgium should look to Switserland? The Swiss have to deal with 3, 4 languages/cultures, but seem to manage this without much problems don't they?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah I guess, the difference with Switzerland is that they never had one community culturally/politically dominating the other one(s), hence no future resentment

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Seems ironic that the Francophone leader is called Reynders and the Flemish leader is called Leterme...

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Stan's argument upthread re. the hysterical reactions of the Flemish concerning language issues is probably correct. It seems theer's been so much resentment and frustration building up in the last 150 years in Flanders that now the past prevents anyone involved from taking a more accomodating stance. I mean, as a neutral foreigner, you would think that the simple option would be to make the whole country completely bilingual and move on with it but I realize that it's probably too late for that now.

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

The Belgian solution used to be compromise, but over the last couple of years, that's become impossible. Any kind of compromise would be seen as a capitulation & lost votes.

StanM, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

An added problem seems to be that although the Walloons are in a minority, in the wider scheme of things their language is far more widely spoken and is also the language of the country's capital. Upshot is that few Walloons bother learning Flemish, whereas almost all of the Flemish can get by in French. Thus further stoking Flemish resentment. Which in turn stokes Walloon resentment, because the Flemish get all the civil service jobs where you need to speak both languages.

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

Is this still true though? I have the impression that any job in Brussels now requires being fully bilingual

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

The solution, which noone dares to put forward, is just "erasing" everything and treat everything under the Belgian banner.

Also, if there's an election now, the "extremists" will win big time and we certainly don't want that.

TBH it's a lose lose situation. :-(

And if we seperate, we, Flemish, will lose Brussels which is of course a big loss on our part. sigh. :-(

stevienixed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

You can't erase the Flemish and Wallonian identities, it's too late for that :-(

StanM, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

:-(((

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

True, so how wonderful would it be if Belgium could still be a place where those two identities van live. All the petty quarreling about not allowing Flemish kids at a French speaking school, or vice versa... all that shit. If people can't look past that, a change in the constitutional model is out of reach isn't it? Belgium needs a road map.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

Is this still true though? I have the impression that any job in Brussels now requires being fully bilingual

Of the admittedly very few Francophone Belgians I know, none of them can really manage in Flemish. Although one Brussels couple I know are sending their kid to a Flemish school so he can learn

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

How different is Flemish from Dutch? Of course all us cynical pragmatists say just split the country in half and give the north to the Netherlands and the south to France. Brussels can remain an independent city-state capital of the EU.

(Don't mean to make light of this, as I imagine it is quite depressing for you, but at the same time, if the country can't manage it's politics itself, what's the point of letting it do so?)

mitya, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know about Holland but there's no way France would want to take over Wallonia.

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

i realize it's unrealistic for a million reasons, it just appeals to me in terms of keeping the map clean. i hate all these little mini-states that don't really have a point

mitya, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

other than supporting a second-class political elite who can't make it in a metropolis

mitya, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe the German minority should take over

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Baaderonixx, over here only the (extreme right) populists have said 'Sure! We'll take Flanders!', and some people tend to agree, but those mostly put a godawful small effort of intelligence into their arguments about this (if they have any to begin with).
There is ofcourse a shared history: Flanders an Holland were (put simply) one united kingdom for 15 years, till 1830 (Belgian revolution). But I can't see it happen. I really hope Belgium can work it out. Simply spitting the country in two is too simple. But Belgium can't really look to anywhere else, it's their problem and they should sort it out. Which I really, really hope they will. Belgium is way too beautiful to be dealing with this mess.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

I say bring back the Spanish.

Ed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

This just in: King Albert refuses the resignation of Leterme.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 July 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

Ridiculous farce. These aren't the most competent people, only the ones that can't hurt their parties' leader's popularity. Louis Michel was a better option, but Reynders "will not allow Michel to return to Belgian politics like this" - PS: Rudy Demotte would have been a better choice, but his rising popularity is a clear threat to Di Rupo's leadership. (Source: De Standaard newspaper)

Prepare for radical election results next time.

StanM, Friday, 18 July 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

What would happen if they (whoever that would be) simply required all political parties to organize and run across all of Belgium, not just in one half or the other? It would make it more difficult for parties to run on narrow interests, or if they did so they would have to "agree how to disagree."

mitya, Friday, 18 July 2008 07:32 (seventeen years ago)

isn't there any other Flemish option besides Leterme? Why do people suddenly think that the answer is to let a Walloon deal with the mess?

baaderonixx, Friday, 18 July 2008 07:36 (seventeen years ago)

Mitya OTM - but as I understand this used to be the case up until 20 years ago and now this appears as hopelessly idealistic

baaderonixx, Friday, 18 July 2008 07:37 (seventeen years ago)

Is this still true though? I have the impression that any job in Brussels now requires being fully bilingual

Roffle. And we need all to be happy and get along.

What would happen if they (whoever that would be) simply required all political parties to organize and run across all of Belgium, not just in one half or the other?

That's what I mentioned above (albeit in cruder terms). It's a simplistic (though ideal) idea which is unworkable and will never be proposed cause, I mean, we can't get along seperately so how would it go if we were all under the same (Belgian) banner?

Y'know, this whole complex "living seperate" is just so difficult and "tangly." When I hear my husband speak about how he used to work for the government and how that worked, I'm just even more baffled.

stevienixed, Friday, 18 July 2008 08:31 (seventeen years ago)

Living seperately. It would seem my English is turning out almost as bad as my French. hah

Also the idea that we would seperate and then "handed over" to other countries: ridiculous. That will never happen.

stevienixed, Friday, 18 July 2008 08:32 (seventeen years ago)

I know. I just said it in a kind of snotty "If you can't be grown up enough to manage your own affairs, small country, then you might as well have your independence taken away and get subsumed into a larger country and be forgotten. Then maybe you'd (broadly speaking, not you personally, nath) realize what you'd given up.
Unfortunately international politics doesn't work the same as disciplining a small child.

And, as I said above, I don't believe in the propagation of hundreds of tiny states. All it does it double the numbers of the political and bureaucratic class, who by definition don't create value in the world.

mitya, Friday, 18 July 2008 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

Belgium, though, already has so many layers of government that splitting it up might actually reduce the size of the political/bureaucratic class!

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:08 (seventeen years ago)

true dat

baaderonixx, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:11 (seventeen years ago)

This may have been covered, but does anyone have a recommendation for an English language book on the history of Belgium? I'm particularly interested in how the language prickology issue emerged and what Belgium was like beforehand, and whether pre-linguistic divide Belgium had national insitutions (parties, unions, associations of various kinds) that the language issue's emergence then split up.

My impression of Belgium in the past is that it basically worked as a francophone country, even though most people were not francophone; I am interested in seeing how correct this impression is.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:18 (seventeen years ago)

I'd be interested in this as well, cause, by GOD (merde de dieu) I always get headaches when my husband explains it to me. :-)

stevienixed, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:56 (seventeen years ago)

Can't recommend a book, but this wikipedia page is pretty informative:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partition_of_Belgium

I was interested to see how Brussels became francophone. Apparently Flemish remained the majority vernacular there until as late as 1950...

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 18 July 2008 11:07 (seventeen years ago)

Well being teh capital of a country where the royal family and its administration exclusively spoke French, it's kinda obvious how the city would itself become francophone. I guess the working class spoke the brusseleir dialect until WW2

baaderonixx, Friday, 18 July 2008 12:54 (seventeen years ago)

A lot of royal families and their administration spoke French! The Romanovs, the Hapsburgs etc. Didn't turn all capital cities francophone! Seems the Napoleonic occupation was the key factor for Brussels.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 18 July 2008 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, but in Brussels they had a ready source of francophone people to give all the government jobs too, which would make it a bit more likely that the capital would go frenchy.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 18 July 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

Leterme & co have decided to not ask parliament for their vote of confidence.

StanM, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

what does that mean?

baaderonixx, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

and on this note i'm going out to have a duvel and think of belgium...

baaderonixx, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

That they're too afraid of the vote results and don't want to give even their own majority partners the chance to vote against them. And santé!

StanM, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

Belgian PM faces calls to resign over Fortis sale

Oh, Belgiumpaws... when will the hurting stop?

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 18 December 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

Never, we're all masochists.

StanM, Thursday, 18 December 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

Hahah. Yeah. Leterme: I R MORAN.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

True, this is beyond faux-pas.

Still, I sincerely feel for Belgium. The last few years I watched Belgium slide into a political abyss. Was it amusing? Yes. But more so, it's so utterly sad to see Belgium decaying like this. I thought it would be the one European country (bar the tiny countries like Luxembourg et al) to escape the post-post-capitalist bitchy outrageaous shout-it-all-out post-cynicism disease and keep a kind of Old European romanticism. It's what killed The Netherlands, for instance. Even with all this shit going on, these political shenanigans still seemed like unharmful games to me, like a bad dream but a lucid one, knowing you'll wake up. If that makes any sense here, now. I know it's too much out there to be true, it's too dreamy, but for some unfounded reason, for some gut-feeling, I always kept believing in dreamy Belgium. Now I won't say the dream is dead, but it does seem to be dying.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 19 December 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Nathalie, i will be in belgium in May. i'm giving you five months advanced notice!

jed_, Friday, 19 December 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

[i don't have anything to say about the political situation in belgium]

jed_, Friday, 19 December 2008 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

hehe Okay! See you in five months then. :-)

It's so utterly sad to see this happening. If this continues not only will suffer not only politically but also financially - this whole BHV crap and the inability to just... well... govern is fucking up our country beyond belief. Maybe my husband is right: go to Brussels PROTEST, SHOUT and DEMAND change. I long back for the days of Dehaene. He ruled big time. Eyskens... Martens... These were old schoolers who oozed power. They did what was best. Also probably still an old boy's club. These days it seems to have disappeared... A good but also a bad thing. Leterme is a wimp in comparison. What the fuck was he thinking? I realize it was a crisis but you still have to follow the rules. "Moran"

This is just fucked. :-( I hate what's happening.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 19 December 2008 08:34 (seventeen years ago)

I am thinking of closing my Fortis account

baaderonixx, Friday, 19 December 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

You are? Why for?

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 19 December 2008 13:02 (seventeen years ago)

not that I'm really worried about my money, but from a customer support point of view and general transparency, they have been pathetic.

baaderonixx, Friday, 19 December 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

The government resigns tonight, so I guess that's that for Leterme's already crisis-Cabinet it was in the first place, innit?

Is this the death of the Old Politics in Belgium, like people keep saying? The 'Belgique de papa'? Commentators keep pointing out Leterme probably thought he could get away with this, but was mistaken badly. Thirty years earlier a 'deal' with the politically appointed was still a posibility, but today it isn't anymore. Any views? Will there be new elections soon?

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 19 December 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

So what do the Belgian ilxorz think of the results? and who is this guy Bart de Wever - should he be taken seriously?

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 11:58 (sixteen years ago)

Pretty predictable, I guess. Two completely different results in Flanders & Wallonia, they are two completely different countries after all.

Wallonia: MR doesn't win because of their mudslinging, PS doesn't lose since they've been the strongest party over there since prehistory (but they haven't won as convincingly as they used to because of the scandals), Ecolo = the only alternative if you don't want to vote for mudslingers or corruption, so they win big this time.

Flanders: crisis, so people voted for stability (Kris Peeters did well last time, so we don't want anyone else, hence, CD&V wins big). They want to stop the Belgian situation where loads of Flemish money goes to the Walloon minority, so NVA wins as well.

Bart De Wever/NVA = the acceptable Flemish nationalistic alternative to Vlaams Belang's anti-muslim/foreigners racism. (anti-Wallonia = acceptable, anti-foreigners = unacceptable)

Vlaams Belang = used to be popular when there were no less extreme Flemish nationalist alternatives, are now way too far right for most half reasonable protest voters

Open VLD lose because their campaign just sucked (scandal with one politician who was bought over from another smallish liberal party, didn't have a candidate for the Flemish candidacy at first - then they did - then they didn't choose a popular one - then they put Karel Degucht's inexperienced son at the top of the list in one of the provinces instead of a real politician, then people remembered that Fientje Moerman resigned because of corruption AND THEN JUST CAME BACK as if nothing had happened, in short: they self destructed and now they don't understand why).

LDD = bully who Says What People Think (as well, just like Vlaams Belang claims) but has probably reached the maximum they'll ever be able to get since they're just one man and a bunch of wannabe politicians
(plus some real politicians that used to belong to other parties but people don't know what they're supposed to think about them anymore)

SPa = lose only a little, had no major candidate for the top, didn't do anything very wrong but didn't sound very convincing (fuzzy/warm/social/green/have forgotten what socialism is about), most surprising loss, I think.

Groen! = green party, completely impossible "32 hour work week for the same pay!" "More time for your family!" "less roads!" "(pet peeve of the week) should be more taxed!" <- there's a crisis on, green is only popular when there's money enough.

But that's just what I think.

StanM, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

Turnout was crazy high, is voting compulsory or does the communal list system bring out inter-linguistic rivalry. When are you guys going to move from separate bedrooms to divorce?

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

Yep, compulsory.

We can't divorce. Divorce can only happen if 2/3 of the Federal government agrees. The Flemish majority would ask Wallonia "Do you want to give more autonomy to the regions?" and the Walloons would translate that into "Do you want to lose your 50% of the federal funding?"

Flemish parties win elections when they say they want to stop the "Funds torrent/stream/flow" from (majority) Flanders to (minority) Walloon profiteers,
Walloon parties win elections when they say the Flemish are selfish and they want to stop "solidarity with Wallonia"

Geldstromen = the Flemish word for money streams (from F to W)
Solidarité = the Walloon word for the same thing, but they make it sound like they would starve

StanM, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

Both have a point, but neither will get what they want, I think.

StanM, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

I only hear the Flemish part of the story, mind (since press is very regional as well), so I may have been brainwashed into this. But it's a popular thing in Flanders at the moment, this WeHaveToStopThrowingAwayMoneyToWallonia thing.

StanM, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

I only hear the Flemish part of the story, mind (since press is very regional as well), so I may have been brainwashed into this.

this always makes me a little sad somehow. it's really time to split i'd say, i mean, even Serbia & Montenegro split and they were basically a hundred percent identical.

Ludo, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

not the brainwashing, but that the entire press is focused on their half of the country. i once heard artist x is very popular in Flanders, goes totally unnoticed in Wallonia, then scores a hit in France and only then gets famous in Wallonia.

Ludo, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

i forgot who it was obv.

Ludo, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

*yawn*
So, another visit from Yves to Albert. His sixth in all, I believe. Over the same bloody thing.

StanM, Thursday, 22 April 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

how much did van rompuy's recent nomination disturb domestic politic?

nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 April 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

*politics

nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 April 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

Not at all. We're used to belgian politicians being promoted to europe after their relevance has faded away.

StanM, Thursday, 22 April 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

It's all over! Again! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8645344.stm

StanM, Monday, 26 April 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Landslide! In Wallonia, the socialist PS is back (with probable new prime minister Elio Di Rupo) but in Flanders the moderately nationalist NVA has taken over.

In flanders people voted for them because the country would work more efficiently if the regions had more responsibilities for certain topics, but in Wallonia everybody seems to see this as "oh no, the flemish nazis are going to kill our belgium!"

StanM, Monday, 14 June 2010 08:09 (fifteen years ago)

Stan - I'm really an outsider here and have not paid much attention to the current elections - but are you really convinced people in Flanders voted NVA to make the country more "efficient"?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 14 June 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)

I am exceptionally happy with this result. Anything to lessen the power of the VlaamsBelang. Urgh, whenever I see that twat's face on telly, I want to hurl. I doubt NVA will get a lot of results now: probably too many seats anyway? That's what my husband thinks.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 14 June 2010 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

what do you mean by that?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

If Belgium splits in two will there be a tiresome struggle over whether all those nice beers belong to Frenchie Belgium or Dutchie Belgium?

The New Dirty Vicar, Monday, 14 June 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

xpost you'd need to ask my husband that. lol. i think in a sense he means they will resist him even more now that the nva has so many seats? i know shit about (belgian) politics.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 09:43 (fifteen years ago)

eight years pass...

bumping this thread because I'm curious to know if anything has changed in the last ten years

does StanM still post here?

groovemaaan, Saturday, 30 June 2018 08:16 (seven years ago)

apparently in parts of Belgium you might think you are in Halifax, until you get a big dollop of fresh mayonnaise on your fish and chips.

calzino, Saturday, 30 June 2018 08:39 (seven years ago)

yes, he does, but not following the news very much lately, sorry - xpost

StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2018 08:58 (seven years ago)


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