For when you don't want to make the effort.
― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)
e.g.
kenan - repost one of his creepy posts about sex and/or drugs (probably sex)
Surely the effort is in narrowing it down to one?
― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc - spreadsheet reference
― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)
kate - lol u a crazy bitch perpetua - omg fatty $BRITISH - your understanding of how the public and private spheres should interact is craaaaazy! also, your taste in music blows! get some braces!
― river wolf, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
Louis Jagger: Poppage
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
now you've got it!
― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
n/a - grumpy bastard
― blueski, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
anyone - aspie
Esteban: gimmick got tired ages ago
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
Marcello: chippy
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
this is the kind of board where calling someone a goth/emo isn't a zing :/
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
Trayce: this is the kind of board where calling someone a goth/emo isn't a zing :/
the anti-perpetua stuff on noize lols thread seems very jocksy
― blueski, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0004130000741_L4.jpg
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
Momus: likes kids Kogan: ^^^
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/421025.jpg
― Tom D., Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
We're laughing with him, not at him.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
I hear Perpetua and Passantino are actually pretty good friends in real life
― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.raresoulman.co.uk/images/scans/90818.jpg
― Tom D., Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
never seen them in the same room xp
― blueski, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
lol wouldn't fit etc etc etc
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
I watch Seinfeld too.-- n/a, Friday, September 14, 2007 10:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
-- n/a, Friday, September 14, 2007 10:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
shakey mo -- lol rachel raype
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
morbius -- whinging old man
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
surely no-one left
― blueski, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
Old ILX: http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/57/90/0000035790_20061116111111.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
everyone else - who?
― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
Martin Prince: Clang, clang, clang, went the trolley / Ring, ring, ring, went the bell / Zing, Zing, Zing, went my heartstrings... (Nelson cold-cocks him) Mr. Burns: Thank you! Give the bully an extra point.
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
Belgians: haha, Belgium!
― StanM, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ The Simpsons moment that best sums up ILX
xp
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
I pwned Theresa May for being basically 'I'm all right, Jill' re. women in the workplace when we were both on this panel discussion once. Good times.
-- suzy, Tuesday, September 18, 2007 3:43 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)
can't be for real, just can't be.
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
nabisco -- LONG ENOUGH POST MATE
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
darraghmac - the 606 boards are missing you and hope you come home soon
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
suzy:
http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/KrWi-Penelope.jpg
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
none of these could be described as the pinnacle of the 'lol britpop' crew's zing culture
(amirite?)
― DG, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
Indeed you are, big man.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
hey this doctor morbius guy is old??? BOXCAR
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
Basically the assumption is that anyone who uses a lazy zing should feel a little bit guilty about it. I mean, the lazy zing catalog is a tool, it's there for you to use, but not to abuse. Trying branching out and getting creative with your zings.
― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ Good call
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
jw: bald
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
haha i called jw bald the other day irl. i realized it was lazy as i was sayin it but he called me old and i choked ;_;
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)
Sort of outdated, but Nickalicious = hippie.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)
Ronan - "hey, here's one of your 2001 posts where you discuss your love for Ryan Adams."
Ethan - "you are white and like hip-hop".
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
cutty: totally dipilitated south of the eyebrows, wears ladyjeans
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
i like the idea of using this thread to call out future lazy zings
― blueski, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)
gygax!: dead
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
For some strange reason though, bald fat Strongo zings never get old.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
Unlike his hairline.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
Oh wait.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
still no reference to "ban ___"?
― Will M., Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
gabbneb: midtown douche
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
but Strongo's "I am bald and fat lol" posts outnumber "Strongo u are bald and fat lol" posts by a ratio of like 10 to 1
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
geir -- lol u a nazi
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
Mickey: lol narc/lol enjoy prison rape
― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
that was never not funny though, to be fair
LOL ALEX IN NYC IS LOQUACIOUS.
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
we need to be honest with ourselves and admit that most of these are still funny
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
do ppl really call strongo fat???
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
no no that's also jw
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
ILX has basically become one of those sitcoms where every laugh line is "lol that girl's a slut" and "lol that guy's greedy."
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
they are both skinny!
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
Strongo called himself fat so often we believed him.
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
xpost with simpsons thread: ilx became that 70s show so gradually, i didn't even notice
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
I think the one time I pointed out that Strongo constantly makes himself out to be way older/fatter than he actually is he accused me of hitting on him so I dropped it.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
xxp Strongo Hulkington, The Boy Who Cried Fat
― Laurel, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
cutty: totally dipilitated south of the eyebrows, wears ladyjeans-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, September 18, 2007 12:39 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, September 18, 2007 12:39 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i dont understand--are you calling me ugly? you fat faggot fuck.
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)
i think he's implying you shave your man-parts
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
ha i read it as dilapidated
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)
but i don't remember anyone ever attempting to zing me on that subject?
i read dilapidated, too
― river wolf, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
cutty: last great anglophile
― blueski, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)
probably because dipilitated is a made up word
xpost
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)
blueski otm, i think dom hit me with that one last week
well it was a compliment really
― blueski, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)
Americans - shouty morons
― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)
Britishes - buncha Louis Jaggers
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)
guys, i read it as dilapidated too yet still knew what he meant by it. wtf.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)
"ILX has basically become one of those sitcoms where every laugh line is "lol that girl's a slut" and "lol that guy's greedy.""
Yes. ILX is now Friends in series seven.
― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
ha, well, uhh, yeah, i wonder how you knew, ally, ahem
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
o_O
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
you are implying impropriertarity!
yeah well this is awkward now
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
;)
lol americans
― DG, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
elmo: fat faggot fuck ;_;
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
that was just an entry for the lazy zing catalog
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)
i think today we have all learned an important lesson, which is that we've all inadvertantly zinged ourselves here u_u
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
we've covered this territory before:
sorry, elmo, but being the biggest gay stereotype is pretty fucking boring too.-- cutty (mcutt), Thursday, January 11, 2007 12:28 PM (8 months ago)you're the one with the shaved asshole, pal.-- elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, January 11, 2007 2:17 PM (8 months ago)
-- cutty (mcutt), Thursday, January 11, 2007 12:28 PM (8 months ago)
you're the one with the shaved asshole, pal.
-- elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, January 11, 2007 2:17 PM (8 months ago)
the laziest zing is a reposted zing
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
i don't even know where you've gotten this information from, though
where has my asshole been discussed proviously on ILX besides poop threads where i talk about wiping my buttocks
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)
(conspicious lack of a denial)
― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)
my asshole is not shaved! i trim the front foliage and the trunk of the tree.
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)
why
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)
4 the ladiez
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
the rest of my bod is naturally hairless save for a bit of puerto rican love in the middle of my chest
Things Cutty and I have in common:
- G. Saunders - My Favorite - liking clothes
Things Cutty and I do not have in common:
- manscaping - cuttyhorse.jpg - ex-Fannypackers in cellphone list
― nabisco, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
aw, i can give you cat's # homie!
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
puerto ricans leave their love on cutty's chest
― jeff, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
i was just waiting for someone to say that
― carne asada, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
it's my love to give
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
no mentions of BIG HOOS?
― deej, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
BIG HOOS aka the STEENDRIVER -- BIG ____ aka the ____driver
― max, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)
or were you looking for
kicked a woman out of a hotel?
Tuomas: See 20 MB pdf
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
What's that, it doesn't open for me?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahha
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)
Er, I guess I should read more carefully.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
or maybe you should stop denying you are an alien from planet finland
― cutty, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)
glad we're back on topic
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
Shakey Mo - being glad people are dead
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
i like these lazy belly button zings.
― estela, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
Pato/Buttez - you were funnier before
― jergïns, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
buttez was always overrated
― deej, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)
your face is overrated, pal!!!
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)
ilf - u guyz hate movies
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
1p3 - popcorn fright should be allowed
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)
nose bord - burritos are actually not that important
ire - you should just study and keep up a good ratio then you wouldnt have to go begging all over the internet
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)
ask chaki - i do not wish to ask u anything
ilnfl - that is a shop i can tell
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
ilbaseball - u guyz hate baseballs
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)
i love cricket - where is all the cricket goned
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
de subjectivisten - no one even knows what is going on in here
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
i love comics - lol you guys read comics
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)
david r - lol you buy all the comics
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
i like computers - be honest you luuuuuv computers
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
i love games - hey dont i know you guys from i love comics
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)
html playground - lol bbcode
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
i make music - where is evidence of this
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
I Love WWE - your lives have been a dejected, hollow-eyed drudge since the controversial death of your stubby armed Canadian messiah
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)
i must protest - poo poo whine whine whine pee pee
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)
mod request forum - pee pee whine whine ban louis jagger poo poo
wow this is lazy
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)
do people really spend a lot of time zinging boards, or are you guys off on your own thing now?
― kenan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)
ask a drunk - lol u drucnk
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)
grandpoint genie -- how fascinating, i had never thought of that before
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
kenan - ooh i have no idea if people zing bords or whatever
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
dan - you guys are so lazy btw help me win a jacket on the internet
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
what do you sound like thread
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
idiot thread repository - "started by Paul Edward Wagemann"
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
jhøshea - lazy zings of entire boards
anthony easton -- lol dyslexia
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)
That one guy that hit it and quit it - Hey, why don't you lighten up!
― acrobat, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)
max - complains of lazy zings on thread specially designed to hold them
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)
jhøshea - ugly, probably illiterate
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)
max - hates freedom
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)
max - ur high
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)
King Boy Pato?!? More like.............
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)
louis - captain save a jhø
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)
jhøshea - can taste the refrigerator
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)
jhøshea & louis - married, live in a box, have tongue piercings
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)
isn't a zing board a piece of diving apparatus?
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
darraghmac - pedantic twat
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)
max - cherishes list of ten things to do before dying
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)
pedantic? is that a random word?
twat i don't have a problem with, as such.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
lol
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
lj - lol grandiloquent/lexicographically otiose
fuck though you SHOULD know what 'pedantic' means
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
jhøshea - loves boca burgers wrapped in lettuce
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
why am i doing this i have a paper due in an hour
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
Louis Jagger: Ban Louis Jagger
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
max: lol college
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)
max - has a paper due in an hour
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
DID U KNOW REVENGE OF THE NERDS TWO: PORKY'S III WAS FLIMED AT MY SCHOOL AND ALSO I AM FROM NEW JERSEY
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
ghost rider: who is?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
Alternate Jaggers:
lol Charlton lol tardy reparations payments lol Mansun
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
JHOSHEA: ALLOW ME TO MAKE YOU AN ANIMATED GIF THAT WILL EXPLAIN BUDDHISM
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
ghost rider - more like gay rider
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
lol Mansun
lol mansion, more like
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)
ghost rider - was filmed at my school
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
fluffy bear: furrie
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
ghost rider - rides ghosts
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
Louis Jagger: has punched every female British Muslim in the face
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
ghost rider: has framed "When I am an old woman I will wear purple" poster in office.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)
john justen: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1010/1403429280_f9a6900cec.jpg
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)
rjg: somewhat terse
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)
river wolf: shirtless
xposts hahahaha.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
ook this is pretty fucking funny
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
JUST GOT OFFED = lol LJ
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
i was gonna say river wolf - sassy
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
bell labs - zings not mean
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)
river wolf : doesn't own a shirt.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
oh shit, i just did that.
john justen : always hungover and confused
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
i can't believe no one said markelby: resulting paste
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)
john justen: totally gay for shirtless riverwolf
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)
john justen - once in high school equated drunk driving to murder
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
(while sporting mullet + nin tshirt)
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
john justen - on every club in high school with "HI DERE" agony tits
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
m. white - impeccable taste lol
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
alfred, lord sotosyn -- screening, re-screening
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)
bill magill - go fuck a whore
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
boo-yah
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
actually i pretty much liked it
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)
Mildy creepy or naive newbie = "fuck off Nude Spock"
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
Another one that seems a little outdated: Dan Perry = turns everything dirty
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
The Lex:
- indie - has never heard of john wayne - defender of untalented racist skanks
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
lazy trol catalog
no one cares about your dirty little islands
-- Catsupppppppppppppp nob 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:20 (13 minutes ago)
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
Lol @ people getting angry about the lazy zings on a lazy zings thread.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
where?
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.dixiegraphics.com/Images/cover.jpg
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
have you read this thread? not that i can blame you if you have not
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
It was a solid concept but it was misunderstood. RIP.
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
rest of ILX: not as smart as n/a
gabbneb - lol u are yuppie
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
n/a: self-righteous, esp. w/r/t his own threads
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
hurting - lol jewish
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
(nail in thread's coffin)
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
hurting JERSEY BOI
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
Grant Morrisson: Loves gorillas but it is society's crime.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
Rob Liefeld: Can't draw feet
Actually 'strikethru zing' is probably its own category.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
I will be so happy if I never have to hear 50 rap again-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:23 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link--------------------------------------------------------------------------------u wish he died lol-- jhøshea, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:28 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link--------------------------------------------------------------------------------I wouldn't exactly mourn his passing, no-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:34 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:23 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
u wish he died lol
-- jhøshea, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:28 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
I wouldn't exactly mourn his passing, no
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:34 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
what do you say to that at this point
― deej, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)
lol shameless mo collier
― deej, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
ha i only even thought to say that because of this thread
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://ubiquitek.com/images/kaneclap.gif
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
"It was a solid concept but it was misunderstood. RIP.
-- n/a, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:46 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link"
wtf?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
Zing me zing me!
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
morris dancing
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
laurel: likes shitty american lager
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
Bzzt I'm sorry, the judges do not recognize "morris dancing".
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
Noodle Vague -- lol drunk on the internets
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
laurel - judgmental
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
scik mouthy - compression, wanking, stylus amirite
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
laurel - always buzzing bzzt bzzt
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
it is all morris dancing to me, hence 'lazy'
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
JGO = batshit insane
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
noes the phrase is 'limey retard'!
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
JGO = orangey retard
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
dan p = in my vagina
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
Ian R-M: SQUEEE!
(i am pretending the previous JGO post does not exist)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
ideal response would have been
JGO = has a vagina
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
kaneclap.gif = classic
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
look at me! look at me! i'm an attention whore!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
uh not u big hoos, i luv u
schef - attention whore
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)
ally = needs ivy league double-team with dan otherwise would struggle to put a coherent zing together
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
mr. que = follows ally and dan around, is surely about to post 'zing' of his own
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
JGO = loves taste of own feet/taunting posters who go from happy to aggro in nanoseconds
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)
louis - got a hj from a dude
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)
hey max hows that paper coming?
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
it took me way too long to understand what "loves taste of own feet" meant, i was like, "my god, did louis actually post something like THAT somewhere??"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
gr8080 - dude that gave hj to louis
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
lol ally u need ivy league double-team
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
-- Just got offed, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 8:37 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
jgo=clueless, dresses up as a woman, has acheived "POPPAGE"
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
i did that in my english class, it ended poorly xpost
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/c6e3_tyraism_sm.gif
mr. que - i before e except after c
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)
technically the "ie" follows a "c" in the word "achieved"
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)
max - sophist
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
jgo=militant grammarian
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
Tyra: OTM
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
lj == has done amyl poppers, went all mod-req crybaby after his momma googled him, extracted special exception googleproof code
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/tyra_breastho_sm.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
sorry the first tyra actually had a purpose, that one is just for dan and probably should go on another thread
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)
do not apologize for tyra gifs
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
ever.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)
aimless = unzingable
no one cares enough to find out why
― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
aimless = ponce :D
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)
this thread = http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/468236777_7305a83e31_o.gif
― dan m, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)
Let go and let God, Dan.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)
The whole point of the thread was to lay out the same shit that people always say about each other so they would hopefully recognize it was tired and stop saying it in favor of more interesting stuff. Instead it's just people really trying but failing to insult each other or "jokingly" zinging their friends as a way to passively air their grievances.
But apparently I am "self-righteous, esp. w/r/t his own threads" so carry on.
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
also dan m. otm
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)
n/a, maybe you should post your intentions for the thread in the initial question instead of bitching how we're all doing it wrong! lol u mad.
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)
I assumed people could read between the lines, I guess I'm just a hopeless optimist.
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)
that's a bunch of mamba jahambo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)
or maybe you're just lazy and take pride in being misunderstood
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)
or maybe you're borderline retarded?
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)
NOW THAT'S A CREATIVE ZING
OH SNAPS YA BURNT
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)
n/a you're being disingenuous if you didn't think it was always going to end up like this!
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
LET ME DISMANTLE THIS SHIT FOR YOU
CATALOG - A LIST OF SHIT ZING - ZING LAZY - THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART. LAZY HAS NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS. IT MEANS YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION
THEREFORE THIS THREAD IS A LIST OF ZINGS THAT ARE UNIMAGINATIVE. THAT IS BAD.
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
I get the feeling my question is not being taken seriously or else you do not understand the concept of FASHION
-- n/a, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:15 PM (1 week ago)
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
JGO, you're being disingenous if you think I'm ever ever EVER going to give a second of thought to anything you have to say.
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
REAL ZING PT. II
Nick: zing police
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
WELL NOW THIS SURE IS FUN.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/khanbaba21/Want_A_Cookie.jpg
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
MORE YELLING
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
ok bye
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
Instead it's just people really trying but failing to insult each other or "jokingly" zinging their friends as a way to passively air their grievances.
wtf r u talkin about
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
n/a = has boring ideas for threads, gets sand in vagina when threads get fun
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
who are you, kate?
^^^ lol zing!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
PSST NICK YR SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL HALLOWEEN TO POAST AS KATE.
xxpxpxpxpxppx
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
gr8080808080
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
n/a - no one man is bigger than the zing
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
kate st. claire = carzy bossy about what threads are all about
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
Keep trying, kids, you;ve almost got the hang of it!!!!!! ;)
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
Ally - A Laurel - no copying off other people's papers grady - C JGO - you're still a worthless moron
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
n/a = lying when he says goodbye
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
ok now I really got to go, have fun posting the same shit you've been posting for the past eight years!
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
n/a = always improves a thread by leaving
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)
laurel - OLDE SINSISTRE
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
wow seriously nick what the fuck is your problem. how is your kenan post any different/better than 98% of these posts?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
sexyDancer - wears hats, dances funny
-- jhøshea, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 3:22 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
I *wish* this was a cliche!
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
like i'm genuinely confused.
i'm sure he had virtuous things in mind when he started this thread
what a cunt
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)
BTW, this thread needs more, not less, capslock.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)
BTW, this threadthe world needs more, not less, capslock.
-- John Justen, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 9:20 PM (0 seconds ago)
N/A - PROBABLY A RAPIST
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
and that's just not funny
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc = can't let things zings go
― dan m, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
XPOST: EXACTLY, THIS IS NOT 'FUNNY ZING THREAD', THAT IS ON NOIZE BOARD
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
zang'd xxxpost
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
not all of those are v funny
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
jw, plz to ban louis jagger on noise bored.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)
sexyDancer - DancesSexy
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)
I dunno, the strongo zings were hilarious.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/10/brit_grab.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/10/justin_spaz.gif
sleep - dates jewish girls, has expensive jeans/shoes
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)
jw - dates anyone
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
JUSTIN TINKLECAKES - GHEYYYYYYYY
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
ally - straight A zing student, teacher's pet
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
sleep - lol sneaker vault
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
justin.gif reminds me of kermit the frog
jw - dates anyone, them complains about them on internet
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahahahaha
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
bell labs: wears halter tops
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
haha it is better when he gets them to post to ilx i.e. "let me show you my clubhouse"
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
just that one time laurel!
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
jw - wants to show you his club house
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
ian -- where is ian? :(
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
jw: bangs most noize board groupies
― cutty, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
ian: bangs some noize board groupies
I try, then I get mocked for "writing people off." It's a catch-22.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
jw - bangs em n bans em
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
Announcing that you are writing someone off is kind of the polar opposite of "letting things go"...?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc = thinks "letting zings go" involves writing paragraphs-long screeds on why he no longer associates with a person
(lol now we are doing exactly what nick said about actively insulting each other)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc = overthinks msg board talk/ persecution complex
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
THREAD NEEDS MORE VENN DIAGRAMMES
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
the nabisco of letting things go :D
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
n/a - full of good thread ideas
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
jhosh - has a vlog
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
Poor Nick, he is the Cassandra of ILX. If only more people believed his predictions in teh first place, think of all the lives empires productivity we could save.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
someone needs to make some sort of blingee/no limit album cover for jw called 'bangs em n bans em'
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
Ally: http://images.skyllo01.multiply.com/image/6/photos/187/400x400/34/tyra_grossaroo.gif?et=wzG1zCZfCFgZYD8tJOApYA
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
lol now we are doing exactly what nick said about actively insulting each other
GOOD, FUCK HIM, OBVIOUS ZING IS OBVIOUS FOR GOOD REASON, OBVIOUS ZING REPOSITORY IS WHOLLY REDUNDANT IDEA
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
nabisco - fast at typing
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
dan, that is not a zing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
tyra - wtf is she wearing there srsly is that like half a fat suit or...
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
Ally, it is if I say you are represented by Jael and not Tyra.
(Dan: knows ANTM contestants by sight)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
ban louis jagger
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
Ally - leaves off the last two letters of O'Shea
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
guys i did it right first, take some notes, chumps
― river wolf, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
IT'S A KANGAROO COSTUME PPL
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
river wolf - braggin'
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
it looks like trya is wearing some variation on this http://eegah.coffeehaus.com/archives/tanuki-balls.gif
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc - xls faulty thinks my last name is o'shea
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
It looks distressingly like it could be a penis costume, tho
(XPOST HA)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc me and jhosh BLOG together i can call him whatever i like
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)
ally: blogger
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)
joe & ally - schefterblog isnt funny
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)
u thinkin of ghost rider xpost
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
gr8080 = former covenanter keeping CHIC in the family
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
grady - no sense of humor, doesnt watch where hes walking
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
laurel = dances in funny costumes
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
i am james bond
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
Sch0ech, whatever.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
blueski: daily mail
― RJG, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
thought I'd get in on this
bell labs - lol electroclash/nyu/old
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
ally: married tom tom: married ally
― ian, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc - cyberstalker lol
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
ian wins
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
good call rjg
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
A+
XXXXP to ian
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
I'm confused now too.
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
WAIT A SECOND, TOM AND ALLY ARE MARRIED!?!?!?
I'm not somewhat terse
― RJG, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
just kidding
― n/a, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
ian - dates old ladies, wears dirty clothing
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
it's dc law
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
rjg: pope of chilitown goes around judging popular works as 2 alarm tops
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
Wasn't there a thread from back when you first joined ILX where I figured out where you lived?
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
gabbneb - UPPER EAST / WEST SIIIIIIDE
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
sanskrit - old but acts like 20soemthing still to keep dream alive
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
that is kind of played out blueski
― RJG, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
n/a: http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/c7e12_tyraism4a_sm_2.gif
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
jw: only child, paranoid, aspie sexydancer: incomprehensible mumbler
― ian, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
ian: likes food, comix, boring old records
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
lazy u might say, rjg
*sips martini*
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
HOW IS LIKING FOOD, COMICS OR BORING OLD RECORDS A ZING? AT LEAST I DON'T PRETEND RIDING A BIKE CANCELS OUT THE CAMEL LIGHTS AND BUDWEISER. ;) ;) ;)
― ian, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc and nabisco - both claiming to have won my cyberstalking contest
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
Soz, Ian, is hard b/c I am not good at zings where I actually have love, as dan m wd say, in my heart region.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
i love this thread.
― ^@^, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
laurel: midwestern earnestness
― ian, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
And it's not pretend if the doctor sez so.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
^@^: faptease
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
Dan M has never said that.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
midwestern earnestness = red pop
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
ned: ...and stuff like that.
― ian, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
Whoah, jmc that is a v good spreadsheet that includes my gmail chats! Congrats to u!
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
ian - keeps trying to make me play middle earth card game
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
most of ilx - inveterate drunks/hand-wringers
― river wolf, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)
ian/sanskirt/et al: WHEN COME BACK, BRING DUNGEON MASTER
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
midwestern earnestness = Champagne Brus
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
The same Gmail chats in which people who fear the repercussions of slandering me to my face come spilling their guts to you? Or is that just in your inbox, I forget.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc - has hostile gchat javascriptz (take it easy dude, it's out of context)
4:01 PM Laurel: i think that thread is awesome, though! and anyway, i just meant the pole vaulter should Let Go really
me: some of it, but the degradation to the same old tired ass zings is lame plus I just love that gif a lot, in my heart region
4:02 PM Laurel: HAHAHA
― dan m, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc: l33t hax0r of gmail
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
-- river wolf, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 9:55 PM (1 minute ago)
This is only 50% zing tho
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, this thread kind of makes me hate ILX, actually.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
^^should've made lazy "written off" zing
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
push out the jive, jaymc. turn it to fist.
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
ILX, proudly sustaining the "internet, serious business" meme since 2004.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc: thinks people give a shit about him
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
ok
trayce: go ahead and post a link to ilx in the excelsior thread next time maybe
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
haha this thread isnt that funny but i still like it?
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
good work everybody
http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/mack-clap-1.gif
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
gabbneb - no one likes him
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1350/1408773049_643257ce5c.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
that's not true! mr que likes him
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)
well the shirt might be true
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
People give enough of a shit about me to talk shit about me.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
STOP IT FFS
jaymc, srsly, don't get all Louis Jagger over this.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
wait GOOGLEPROOF IS GONE???
If you want to be a sandy douche, do it here so you won't ruin other threads.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)
just trying to help
"if they're honking it means they can see me."
― river wolf, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)
lazy zings update:
jaymc = louis jagger n/a = kate
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)
You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you
― milo z, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)
chicago = http://www.britainexpress.com/images/pr3/england-regions2.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
Ally = Jess
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
CHICAGO U HAVE BEEN ZINGED
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
ghost rider = ghost rider
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
When Jaymc she was just 18 Married a boy so peachy keen She thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey Now my life is complete
Jaymc thought she'd love her man Just as she had planned But she thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey A bird in the bush is worth a man in the hand
Chorus: Jaymc is a lesbian Jaymc is a lesbian Jaymc is a lesbian now
Jaymc met her at a dance Wallet chain and combat pants She thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey Now I've found romance
But Jaymc's world was at and end Saw her girl with a boyfriend She thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey It's not a lifestyle, it's a fashion trend
There was a sexual revolution But nobody heard A girl who likes girls Is still a dirty word She could have just rebelled in the usual way But she heard Lesbians are chic And drugs are passe
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1261/1400722941_c3b30ce704_o.jpg
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)
that england map contains about a dozen regional zings
― DG, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
Cotswolds zing?
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
'west midlands' zing
― DG, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e0/MorrisseyIBEH.jpg/200px-MorrisseyIBEH.jpg
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)
american ass
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
dorset zing
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.visi.com/fall/discog/pics/htn7%20big.jpg
you people
― DG, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
i've never heard someone call that area 'the heart of england'
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)
Dom Passantino -- failed memes
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
I think that's what those people call it because they wish they lived in the home counties
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
I'm sorry, I can't quite see what's going on there, the folds of my ginormous great kilt made from a handwoven registered tartan are being blown into my face by a raging mountain gale.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
xpost, isn't esteban failed memes? also failed attempts at beefs
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
i can think of a few other names for it
― DG, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
don't be a menace to south central while morris dancing in the hood
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
Laurel: doesn't wear panties
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
blueski: doesn't know the difference between Scotland and England
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
So hey, I have to run. If anyone needs me, I'll be over by the maypole listening to jokes about people getting their back acres plowed. Peace out.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
WAU that's a special coda for my kilt joke!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
Wait, that was a kilt joke?
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)
the joke was indeed kilt. :(
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)
"Oxfordshire/M4 corridor", lol
― caek, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
Shut up, LJ, or I'll killfile you next.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc and nabisco - both claiming to have won my cyberstalking contestjaymc and nabisco - both claiming to have won my cyberstalking contest
from: J-- S------ <✧✧✧@PA✧✧✧.c✧✧> to: N|+suh 4b3b3 <n|+✧✧✧@I✧✧.c✧✧> date: Jun 10, 2005 4:28 PM subject: Re: dude. You win - you can have all the mp3s you want - I'm making a list but the software I've used before is crashing - I'll get back to youJ
You win - you can have all the mp3s you want - I'm making a list but the software I've used before is crashing - I'll get back to you
J
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)
HI DERE: doesn't wear panties
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)
HI DERE: snazzy dresser/wedding dancer
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)
ZING ZANG ZONG
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)
ian: only eats hot dogs or volleyball sized hamburgers
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
gr8080: only posts to WDYLL thread
Oink Administrator: total bro
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)
actually this was done better almost a year ago:
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-- gear (gear), Wednesday, September 20, 2006 2:31 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link
gusher dick joke i-rm eeyore who the fuck even knows
-- and what (ooo), Wednesday, September 20, 2006 2:57 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
ethan - ahead of his time
― max, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)
max - zing sycophant
― sanskrit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
I don't get this :(
― Trayce, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)
sanskrit - smells like death
― max, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)
This was a joke, n/a! I didn't really mean it.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
I don't want to seem like a company man or anything, but nick and dan m OTM, this thread is a clusterfuck. Also, I intently read every word of it.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)
this thread is a clusterfuck.
http://www.ilxor.com/
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)
this thread was fun.
― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)
This thread has made me decide I'm leaving for a while. Bye y'all.
― Trayce, Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)
the thread concept is inherently flawed because if you go and read the noize bored you will see that the ZING thread and POSTS VERY MUCH IN CHARACTER thread are actually two seperate entities which attempt to serve distinct purposes - so the first several posts to this one are actually just functional summaries of typical reposts that appear on the latter, not the former. PVMIC reposts usually consist of a single statement while ZING reposts are usually of a transaction between two or more parties.
Although this thread does do a pretty decent job of illustrating the vastly different definitions various ILX subgroups have assigned to the term "zing," which is in itself a pretty nice demonstration of how the tower of babel would have likely failed even if everybody involved had spoken the same language to begin with.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)
The contentiousness and anger inspired by such a simple semantic boondoggle does suggest that several posters would likely be better off imitating Trayce's model through the remainder of the working week.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
noise bored: so lazy, they must combine two threads into one
― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)
haha
wow the divide btwn loving and hating this thread is wild i kind of love it
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)
everyone is being a million year old homo right now
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)
i wish more ppl got that i was zinging myself a couple times on this thread, or that louis was making a poorly executed performance theatre joke on the meanness of the concept, or that a lot of people weren't purposefully trying to insult anyone until the thread police had their period on the thread. actually i don't wish more ppl got it, because i think that 80% of ppl did get it.
hold hands, children.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
did you just call me the Highlander?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
keep it in the bedroom folks
― sanskrit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
dr morbius = the highlander
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
dr morbius = everyone is being a million year old homo right now
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
gah xpost
dr morbius = BOXCAR
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)
BOXPOST
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
since when are you the voice of calm and reason
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
tombot's analysis of the zing thread vs the posts very much in character thread just blew my mind
― cutty, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)
TOMBOT: noize nabisco
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
tru
― sanskrit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, and the tower of babel bit was an esp. nice touch.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
I thought this thread was awesome, and maybe didn't read it closely enough, but people weren't really getting upset about it, were they?
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
xpost seconded, i grinned at that line
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
passantino: fat, possibly closeted gay, writes the same reactionary article every time shimura curves: yeah shimura CURVES stevem: crap 90s sideburns those wannabe trollz that diss my current gimmick: wannabe trollz that diss my current gimmick
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)
someone zing me
― Jeff, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
jeff = dude who wants to be zinged
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
wait, that zing was gay, i've had too much to drink, sorry
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)
it seemed pretty simple and elegant until you called it gay
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)
now it has a tutu on
my zings = all wearin tutus and lookin a little paris hiltony
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
― jeff, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
That's ok, so am I.
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)
Lowercase jeff confuses me. Zing.
― Jeff, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)
you guys have to zing each other until one gives up, then we can decide who truly deserves a zing
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
the answer is ned
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
the ultimate zing = one that even ned doesn't reply to with a ;)
http://theultimatezing.ytmnd.com/
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
polevault.gif
― dan m, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)
ok ytmnd must be stopped
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)
Jeff = lol neck beard
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)
Jeff: can't type up list of daily tasks vs accomplishments while giant cat naps on keyboard!
― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f3/Hip_Hop_Harry2.jpg/150px-Hip_Hop_Harry2.jpg
― The Reverend, Thursday, 20 September 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)
laurel, do you have an xls on file, too, or have you been chatting with jenny?
:)
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)
i know the answer, and i'm overusing the smileys lately, oh noes i need to go to bed.
I used to know this alcoholic dude who once went on such an enomormous binge passed out and woke up ten hours later covered in his own piss and shit and had this sudden and crushing moment of self-awareness that had previously eluded him and was so ashamed he had to go and drink the shame away. This thread is a bit like that.
Except the Jagger bits, then you can cross out the 'self-awareness' bit.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:04 (eighteen years ago)
(Also, hilarious)
Do you mean I have no self-awareness, or my baiters? If (as seems likely) the former, then you've rushed to judgement, and your inaccurate criticism is nothing more than a lazy, lazy zing.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)
you couldn't make it up
― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)
Dig your own grave and save, the Louis Jagger way!
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)
best/worst thread eva
― darraghmac, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)
Can LJ please call me a cunt again so that I get mentioned on this thread? Thanks.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)
best.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)
shantih shantih shantih
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)
a public service message.
LJ, jaymc, whoever will listen (neither of you): you only think you're clever. ILX smells you coming. This is not a democracy, you thick, egotistical pseudo-intellectuals. It's an ant colony. Hate on it all you like; wont make you aaaaany more important.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)
But then, how important is all of this really? I mean, how?
Outside of this, it doesn't exist.
Inside of this, it may not, either.
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)
at 500+ posts, I have a feeling that this thread is just beginning.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)
There must be some mileage in "Louis Jagger - is he self aware y/n", but perhaps it should be a poll
― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:18 (eighteen years ago)
B- for kenan, and it's never 'importance' I want, it's clearing my name of fuckheaded judgement after some cunt (maybe Ned T :D, maybe N/A, maybe you kenan) has picked up on a trivial or whimsical aside of mine and turned it into a 'devastating' character-assassination. I can roll with the zings (lol poppers etc), but these self-righteous pronouncements are beyond the pale.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)
no you're still missing it
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/Aabf09.jpg
"And that's the end of THAT chapter"
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:20 (eighteen years ago)
oh boy i can't wait to see what jaymc says to that post.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)
ilx- not as good etc etc
― darraghmac, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)
I'm being really mean, obviously, but I dunno... I might still be a disgusting creep-monster who feeds on menses, but for the love of pete... ugh.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)
― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:26 (eighteen years ago)
What galls is that I've defended Kenan before, and this is the thanks I get?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)
^The post that had to be made
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)
Wherefore no justice on the internet?
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:29 (eighteen years ago)
it's positively shakesperean, chums
― darraghmac, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)
Much Ado About Nothing is largely made up of semi-lazy zings. But the good thing is, the zingers end up married! Maybe this thread will follow the same model.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)
Oh don't be so fucking dramatic. That's not your specialty.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)
Louis, have you noticed that you tend to say "and this is the thanks I get" more often than most people? Do you think this might be because you are a bit of a tosser?
― caek, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)
Do not answer.
This thread's the zing, whereby I'll catch the conscience of the King
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)
Louis Jagger died on the cross for all your sins and this is the thanks he gets?
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)
ilmartyr
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)
Louis, have you noticed that you tend to say "and this is the thanks I get" more often than most people?
That's the first fucking time I've said it here! wtf are you on about, you're even MAKING UP your cheap shots now, when there's such a wealth of easily-accessible material with which to construct a real snipe!
Find another instance of me saying 'and this is the thanks I get'.
You can't have your caek (making flagrantly untrue allegations about me) and eat it (expect me not to refute them).
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)
PLEASE TO NOTE SQUIRREL_POLICE, NOBODY GOT YO BACK SON.
-- the classic sounds of the seventh of january 1998 (Enrique), Wednesday, October 4, 2006 11:46 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)
Louis Jagger has opinions about Argentinian women footballers 4u, and this is the thanks he gets
― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/sue-pollard-180x135.jpg
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.iww.is/pages/alife/birds/birdphotos/hrossagaukur.jpg
― Tom D., Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.hhspress.co.uk/images/m_24794.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1984/gallery/340/supollard.jpg
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)
Bill's too short for a common snipe, I reckon that might be a Jack snipe.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/pollardmallett.jpg
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:40 (eighteen years ago)
Who's Bill? (xp)
― Tom D., Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:40 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.flickr.com/42/115517208_93662d3450.jpg
Louis Jagger died for Mother Russia on the Eastern Front in World War II and this is the thanks he gets?
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:41 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://www.leukaemia.org/files/imagecache/gallery_mainimage/files/Pollard%2520(CPG).jpg&usg=AFQjCNG6z0SluDXOlYP6NuYWbZzUNOHTAA
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:42 (eighteen years ago)
wow. just... wow.
― ^@^, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)
I've been to one of those J.Beadle quiz parties. Our team won!
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)
the thread that killed the board
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.julietadams.co.uk/LOOKALIKES/ROYAL%
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.julietadams.co.uk/LOOKALIKES/ROYAL%20Lookalikesl93yv0k983uhu/KATE_MIDDLETON_LOOKALIKES_big.jpg
http://www.julietadams.co.uk/LOOKALIKES/COMEDY%20Lookalikesl283h3uh/harry_hill_lookalike_big_fd_big.jpg
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.julietadams.co.uk/LOOKALIKES/SPORTS%20Lookalikesl03wl892yhhu/th2_n3_biggestv2.jpg
i love that it's now 'the British daytime shift' on this thread.
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)
heh-heh
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)
yes, we are winning the culture war
I hate tipping and circumcision
― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)
Tipping and untipping
― Tom D., Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.julietadams.co.uk/LOOKALIKES/JAMIE_OLIVER_STEPHEN_NUNN__lookalike_big4.jpg
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.julietadams.co.uk/LOOKALIKES/dr_who_david_tennant_LOOKALIKE_big.jpg
http://www.julietadams.co.uk/LOOKALIKES/Shameless_frank_gallagher_david_threlfall_look_alike_v2.jpg
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)
LEAVE LOUIS ALONE!!!
http://i11.tinypic.com/5400med.jpg
HE'S A HUMAN
― StanM, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)
now this is lazy zinging at its best worst
― darraghmac, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)
cataloguing: the death of "lol britpop" crew zing culture
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)
:-(
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)
RIP
― DG, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.hippy.com/trip/kennedyfuneral.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)
oh man.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)
tears on laptops across the globe
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)
Dr Pepper over monitors across the globe
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)
global hardware stickiness and moisttime
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)
Can the Americans wake up and save this thread please?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)
what about Australians just coming in from getting pissed?
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)
Lay-Z-Boy Catalog
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)
thrown like a murali doosra amirite you biased aussie twat
-- Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:14
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)
good morning!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)
Do I even want to see what happened last night?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
yeah! kenan laying the mean hammer was kind of hilarious!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000002TQB.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/799/567435.JPG
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)
Good job kenan!
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.ridingsun.com/files/ridingsun-scarlettgoldenglobes.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
the worst thing about that hammer-laying was that i actually thought "oh that's just how kenan gets when he's up late at night and overtired"
― ^@^, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
someone repost it so i don't have to scroll thru all those britisher posts
― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)
reposting things might screw up your bandwidth though. the extra 2k might be the straw that breaks the camel's toe.
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
LJ, jaymc, whoever will listen (neither of you): you only think you're clever. ILX smells you coming. This is not a democracy, you thick, egotistical pseudo-intellectuals. It's an ant colony. Hate on it all you like; wont make you aaaaany more important. By the way, I do a lot of drugs and have creepy sex.
-- kenan, Thursday, September 20, 2007 10:11 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
it's a kenan post, not a photo of you
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
ken c: lol, my photos are big
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)
18 minutes
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)
LJ: takes him 18 minutes
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
Well they're building a gallows outside my cell I've got 25 minutes to go And the whole town's waitin' just to hear me yell I've got 24 minutes to go Well they gave me some beans for my last meal I've got 23 minutes to go But nobody asked me how I feel I've got 22 minutes to go Well I sent for the governor and the whole dern bunch with 21 minutes to go And I sent for the mayor but he's out to lunch I've got 20 more minutes to go Then the sheriff said boy I gonna watch you die got 19 minutes to go So I laughed in his face and I spit in his eye got 18 minutes to go Now hear comes the preacher for to save my soul with 13 minutes to go And he's talking bout' burnin' but I'm so cold I've 12 more minutes to go Now they're testin' the trap and it chills my spine 11 more minutes to go
[25 Minutes To Go lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] And the trap and the rope aw they work just fine got 10 more minutes to go Well I'm waitin' on the pardon that'll set me free with 9 more minutes to go But this is for real so forget about me got 8 more minutes to go With my feet on the trap and my head on the noose got 5 more minutes to go Won't somebody come and cut me loose with 4 more minutes to go I can see the mountains I can see the skies with 3 more minutes to go And it's to dern pretty for a man that don't wanna die 2 more minutes to go I can see the buzzards I can hear the crows 1 more minute to go And now I'm swingin' and here I go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
Good job Mr. Que!!
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
ken c: congratulatory schmuck
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)
This part of the throwdown is insanely funny and why, ultimately, kenan is awesome:
-- kenan, Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:25 AM (Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:25 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
kenan: a disgusting creep-monster who feeds on menses
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)
hahahaha
― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)
it's not funny when he says it
― gff, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)
two days of this?!
kaneclap.gif
― gff, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)
we could easily stretch it out longer, i think.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn ant colony
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)
kenan: menses not mensa
― ^@^, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://myrmecos.net/myrmicinae/TetCae6.JPG
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)
^^ catching on
― gff, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)
i like some people
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
blueski - even-keeled
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)
If this thread reaches 1000 posts by tomorrow I will give up the hip-hop game.
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)
blueski: more tory than john terry
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not even going to respond to that Kenan post. I'll see him soon and he'll give me a big hug and forget he even said anything.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc: awesome hugger
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)
(wait, that's not a ZING, sorry.)
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
if this could be turned into big hug thread (the Much Ado...model I touted earlier), it would be a victory for humankind
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
louis jagger: unhuggable
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
tree hugger?
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
LJ: still posting
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
don't hug me bro
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
nuvvieworld!
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
someone photoshop Tupac's abdomen to say HUG LIFE
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc: thinks that if ppl are cordial to his face they aren't talkin' about him behind his back. TAKE IT FROM ME, BRO, DON'T MAKE MY MISTAKES.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)
you just figured that out?
ally: slow to figure out that everyone is a self-serving asshole
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)
no, i'm saying that jaymc has yet to figure it out.
mr. que: probably should just go back to doin yoga
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc is playing you all
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, or at least I'll forget how rude I was about it. In the stark light of morning, though, you're still being a bit of a pill lately. Obv I can't say much, I've been worse, etc etc.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
ILX: http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b4/300px-Twinpeaks4.jpg
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
blueski - posts 15 years out of date cultural references
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
idiot thread repository: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1085/1413330810_d96c5347e6.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc: thinks that if ppl are cordial to his face they aren't talkin' about him behind his back.
I don't think I do that, except to say things like, "Jeez, John is on a tirade today!" or some such. Sure, John is a sometime topic of chats, he's a gotdamn character, but he's a bro irl, chill.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
jesus himself knows that I am also the sometime topic of chats.
lololol kenan u just called him a thick, psuedo-intellectual period clot or something, i mean i ain't sayin that we don't all do things like that occasionally to even our best bros but that's still talking about a dude way worse than "heavens! bro is on a tear today ;)".
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
dude i raped yr mom but sometimes jon is dick on the internet right
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.twoday.net/bittersweetchoc/images/alf.jpg
― gff, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
^^ needed saying, sorry
ally, you're right, he pisses me off on an above average level sometimes. :(
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM THE WORST! I can't talk. I'm a nutball.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)
shiiit - i am the filling in kenan/jaymc's corned beef hugwich
kenan 1026 blueski 766 jaymc 731 That one guy that hit it and quit it 728 HI DERE 672 n/a 614 the schef (adam schefter ha ha) 593 Heave Ho 589 Laurel 588 Just got offed 569 Dom Passantino 563 jhøshea 537 Abbott 526 El Tomboto 512 and what 490 horseshoe 480 gr8080 467 John Justen 459 Dr Morbius 454 Ms Misery 444 Jesse 423 Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 422 jergïns 418 gabbneb 411 Tracer Hand 400 Shakey Mo Collier 400 Mark G 400 Tom D. 396 StanM 393 Ned Raggett 390 kv_nol 384 max 382 Alfred, Lord Sotosyn 365 dan m 364 nabisco 354 Jordan 351 KitCat 344 Jordan Sargent 341 am0n 335 Trayce 328 Sara R-C 328 Eazy 303
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
Chicago = insane asylum
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
resulting paste etc.
uh oh im nearing the top 10 - time to be easy
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
oh man the football season and the tyra thread have rocketed me back up in the states
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
also the having to correct typos
the very fact that i am the top poster should tell you something about my mental health.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
speak for yourself, homie
― dan m, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
What is Chicago?
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)
the land of the crap airport
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
Oh. I saw a program about Chicago once. I think it was the Holiday program. They had art outside every corporate building. It looked really cold though.
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
http://defiant.corban.edu/gtipton/net-fun/iceberg.JPG
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)
more like http://www.antenando.com.br/tecnologia/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/iceberg-crazy-shark.jpg
― Jordan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
Chicagay
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
I will try to stay out of the top ten until the holidays. once november begins it'll be serious nintendo season though and also RUN TO THE PLAYOFFS so things are going to get busy.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
I saw the film Chicago but I thought that was set in New York.
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
Chicago Chicago, a hell of a town. Good song that.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
there was nothing in al capone's vault but it wasn't geraldo's fault
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)
Chicago = biggest claim to fame is a fire that destroyed the whole city
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
Are most the Americans on this thread from Chicago then?
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
chicago - windy
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
Chicago Town Pizza - comes out of microwave too hot
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
chicago = sadly biggest claim to fame is actually '25 or 6 to 4'
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
chicago cubs are crap at baseball even britishers know that
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)
keep it to the chicago thread guys.
― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)
THREAD IS NO LONGER ABOUT NEW YORK
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
London is the victim.
― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)
london: russian money, portugese arrogance, israeli jamminess
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)
London had a better fire than Chicago
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
GUISE LETS TALK ABUOT DIFFERCENCS BETWEEN BURRITOS!!!1!!!1111
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
chimichangas!!
― carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)
chicago - not as cool to say as "Sarcofago" london - bridges falling down, falling down
― latebloomer, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)
latebloomer - sucks at apostrophe use
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)
this thread reads like, oh just
JEEZUS, YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING OUT OF CONTROL!!!
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3517.jpg
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)
fuck!
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)
"Target is London"
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)
nah, about the same, really. Both took down a whole friggin' city and had a small death toll, required a lot of rebuilding, added to the "character" of the city, etc. Chicago's was way more recent, though.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
Guys, you need to listen to Dr. Phil and do what your wife tells you to do and everything will be just fine!
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)
That'd be sad if that were the case. :( :( :(
I really just want people to be nice to me.
My only regret on this thread is transferring beef onto it when not everybody knows the whole story and so it comes off as all o_O, lol u mad.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
The nicest, most patient people are the leaders in business, and around the world.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ this is poignant uh xpost
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
can we talk more about this lil gem from ilx's girlfriend:
-- Just got offed, Thursday, September 20, 2007 2:11 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― max, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)
And you say, no awareness, swift as gold
― dan m, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
Frank Paul is the world famous BikerFox.
BikerFox is 5' 10" and 155lbs with naturally curly brown hair. He has lost over 90 pounds since he began riding a bicycle 5 years ago. His heart rate averages 35-40 beats-per-minute, and blood pressure is 110/70. Born in 1958 in Monroe, LA, BikerFox was delivered in the mouth of an alligator that his father had to cut off in order to save his life. (The alligator survived and went back to the swamp lands) BikerFox began riding bikes at the age of 4. He started riding again in the year 2000. That is when he invented the first front flip on a mountain bike. He is single, never married, and has a variety of interests. His hobbies include biking 25-65 miles almost every day in extreme temperatures from 15 to 115 degrees F. His other interests include swimming, wildlife conservation, nature, radio controlled airplanes, ping-pong, and many other cardiovascular recreational activities. He is the President, CEO, and Board Member of Billions and Trillions Inc, a multi-million dollar company. He is known as the Muscle Car Guru of the Mid-West. Specializing in Pontiac, Olds, and Buick parts from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. He also specializes in straightening and polishing stainless steel and aluminum auto trim moldings.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
xpost i think that post is the moment i realized lj is a bot
― max, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/images/191.jpg
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
i would just like to point out that i have been otm in this thread
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
ghost rider : shamefully otm on this thread
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
YELLOW CARD on BikerFox
― remy bean, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
noted.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)
it's so fucking easy to spin my sentence into a 'lol hypocrisy' zing that my mistake wasn't expressing that opinion, it was giving the zing-machine an inch.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)
louis: "don't tase me, bro...nooo! nooooowwwwwwww! wait...a little to the left....ahhhhhhhhh yeahhhh that's the stuff"
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
LJ you have got to stop defending yourself all the time. You'll be amazed what happens with that one simple step.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
'ello guvna, don't tase, mind the cobblers
― remy bean, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
xp I'm still learning.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
Kenan otm x 1000
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/nixonresignation.JPG my mistake wasn't expressing that opinion, it was giving the zing-machine an inch.
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
dr pepper all over the keyboard
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
dont defend yrself - ATAK !!!!
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
but when I atak it goes even wronger :(
i think the answer is STFU, which i shall now do
― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)
in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain and passed three teenagers with a raging need to kick the shit out of someone. they grabbed the umbrella my (english) friend was holding and tried to take it from him. we both grabbed on to the handle and tried to yank it back. my friend says "let go of it, there's a good chap"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
you will not and we all know it
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
^^^truth
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
yeah tracer is not a man to let go of an umbrella at any time
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)
you can let go of his umberellAH
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
i'm pretty sure that was an xpost
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain in scotland recently i was walking with a barrister to a cocktail bar in the pouring rain
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
tracer hand: leather pants!
― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
I spent way too long trying to figure out what "atak" was an acronym for.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
kenan: irony-proof
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc: stuck in second gear
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)
tracer hand: buttless chaps
the schef: karl hyde
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc: purposely too literal
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
ilx: purposely full of things that trip up the too literal
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK, TOM
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
sorry I meant
the schef: karl lager lager lager lager lagerfeld
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
yeah i know that sounds ridiculous. it actually was ridiculous, we were ridiculous. i think we actually managed to hold onto the umbrella because those wee neddies were so shocked to hear his plummy accent come out and call them "chaps".
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
It's hard to read people's intentions sometimes.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)
too true
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, I remember saying something like this when I was about 22, to my girlfriend, after I just wrecked her car.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
rrrobyn: will agree with anybody
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)
Is it a foolish thing to want? I only get mean when other people are mean to me first.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)
haha xpost it is a foolish thing to want. is it really news that a lot of other peoples' attitudes and problems have nothing to do with other people and everything to do with their own issues?
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)
*slowly backs away from thread*
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)
likely story
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
The urge to ensure an impossibility (ie that everyone can be/will be nice) is in and of itself a problematic thing to have guiding yr behavior.
― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
rrobyn ridiculously otm
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
Or do what I do and matter less
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
No, but it's not always easy to remember that at the time, when I'm feeling wounded and frustrated. I guess that's my own issue.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
xpost Laotse OTM!
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
Agree with you jaymc, it's not easy to remember, and man, I wish that everyone was just basically decent to everyone all of the time, but obv. that's not how things are, so to preserve sanity, adjustments to otherwise sane-seeming expectations must be made
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc, your standard of "mean" is a lot lower than a lot of people's around here, so when you turn around and start acting all offended at some random comments or jokes or, hell, posts not even entirely directed towards you, it's kind of hard for ppl not to get frustrated at you.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
i mean basically you need to grow a skin, any kind of skin, and realize that 98% of things that are said about you aren't particularly serious or life-shattering or even anything beyond lame joeks. and to also ACTUALLY let it go if someone just doesn't like you.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
yep, read that as Goatse otm, got nervous
xposts.
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
The Wisdom Of Goat Tzu
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
I'm trying, Ally. Before ILX, I hadn't had the experience of knowing that someone disliked me since probably middle school, so it's been tough. But it's a learning experience, for sure.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
I hadn't had the experience of knowing that someone disliked me since probably middle school
how on earth is this even possible? are you just saying you didn't notice other ppl who disliked you?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
this thread is becoming a little dr. phil
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
I can't say that I'm someone who particularly thinks that having "thick skin" is some great virtue; I think that people already have too much emotional armor as is, but I also believe that there are other ways of dealing with people's nonsense which may get hurled at you without having to go into stegosaurus mode or, alternatively collapsing into jellyfish mode...but if growing a skin=let it go then I say the schef is otm there
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
Well, yeah, I mean, if people disliked me, I certainly didn't know about it.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)
john, you know I love you against all odds, but
basically you need to grow a skin basically you need to grow a skin basically you need to grow a skin basically you need to grow a skin basically you need to grow a skin basically you need to grow a skin basically you need to grow a skin basically you need to grow a skin basically you need to grow a skin
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
there will always be people who will like you, and there will always be people who don't like you, and everything in-between and extremes and so forth. much or even most of it is not "rational" or anything that you may even have much control over...so, yeah.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
other ways of dealing with people's nonsense = whiskey
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
a nairn: fundie christian don weiner: racist cracker
― and what, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)
xpost hah. Take it from me, that has its negatives.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
yeah learning how to let things go is a better than developing this 'thick skin' xpost
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)
unless the thick skin is some kind of rad body armour that will protect you from the zombies
xpost that's what a thick skin *is*.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
wtf did you dudes think i meant by that comment?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
i'm not recommending he develop eczema or something
no, that would be flaky skin
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)
This is not a jab at anyone, but I am constantly amazed by people being able to take teh internet personally. Which is probably why I'm such a dick.
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)
just enjoy being yourself and don't worry about pleasing people. that way lies baaaad things. your soul shrivels.
xpost yeah, i'm talking a lot of hippie or just common sense here, but sadly I let myself get hung up on the same kinda stuff pretty often, at least historically...and definitely am more than well-acquainted with the functioning of alcohol in getting past some of that
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)
thin skin, plus never realizing if he rubbed anyone the wrong way? a curious creature is our jaymc
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)
john justen, you are so not a dick, you aren't fooling anyone
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)
I guess my statement isn't entirely true: there were a couple of girls in college who were upset at me for a while because I kind of led them on and then suddenly broke it off, but that seemed consequential, the effect of something that I'd done, and I deserved it.
It would've been hard for me to imagine that there were people who just didn't like my personality or habits -- it still kind of is. But c'est la vie, I guess.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)
oh okay - just that thick skin can mean shutting down emotions, going cold, y'know, turning into the meanness that one perceives xpostsz
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
oh you dirty dawg, you
eczema could help though, i dunno. don't knock it mebbe?
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
dude i don't even like my OWN personality and habits
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
John, nobody has a universally appealing personality. it's just not worth your mental space to worry about internet meanness.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
xpost Tracer Hand otm.
I AM A DICK I AM FOOLING EVERYBODY
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
(I mean about me; you seem lovely, TH!)
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
i am thinking of those little kids on shows like maury povich that have no nerves so they lie on mats in the sun and get 3rd degree burns from the plastic and someone needs to check them for giant gashes every day
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
It would've been hard for me to imagine that there were people who just didn't like my personality or habits -- it still kind of is
now I'm gonna be an asshole of sorts, maybe-- but you realize how narcissistic that sounds, right?
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
i guess that had nothing to do with anything
MY LAO TZU STYLE MATTERING-LESS IS SO WORKING
horseshoe otm, esp when said mental space could be put to much better use figuring out where jhoshea lives and when my birthday is
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
It would've been hard for me to imagine that there were people who just didn't like my personality or habits -- it still kind of is.
even the nicest person in the entire world has ppl who dislike them for some reason or another! this statement is kind of amazing to me. i'm pretty well-liked and i can name 100 ppl at least who hate me, and i can pretty much figure out exactly what it is about me they dislike in at least 75% of those cases. this just seems like not being v self-aware to me? lol louis jagger zing here
srsly don't worry about it, no one is a person who everyone likes.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
it's not really narcissistic if it's intended, dell... like, for example, i try to be the kind of person who's just not unlikeable to anyone. i too get pretty hurt when people dislike me, and often i even blame outside factors! kay maybe it is narcissistic. xpxp
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
ppl everyone likes: judge reinhold
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
What the fuck, this thread has gone all self-help now?
― dan m, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
peter falk
this was a lot of reading to go through just to learn that cutty and nabisco shave their pubes.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
Also I think a key point here is people who hate you WHO YOU DON'T HATE AND/OR LIKE BACK.
i mean who gives a fuck if they're hated by someone they already hate?
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
louis prima
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
karl lagerfeld
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
mindy kaling
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
carrot top
clinton portis
elliot gould
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
andre the giant
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
shari lewis
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
I mean, I still have this adolescent remnant where I get mild shocks in realizing that everyone does not share the same worldview as me, and omg, some of those people are actually "ok" people...but really, the letting go of all that makes life like thousands of times easier. not that I'm still not working on all that, but
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, I'm sure there hundreds of readers of ILX alone who don't like me, I think it would be embarrassingly disingenuous and also Queen of Denial to think otherwise. The thing is that I don't care, I've made my peace with that. I am only seeking the approval of people I respect, the rest is just a way to get through life's necessities.
― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
bob newhart
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
snorg girl
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
dr morbius
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)
tyra banks
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)
dave chappelle
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)
yoshi
link
han solo
brian dawkins
what is the best is growing up. in the sense that you realize other peoples motivations arent usually going to coincide w/yours - take responsibility for your own inescapable misery you fuck.
ps this isnt particularly directed at you jaymc lol
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
ron popeil
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.carnegiesciencecenter.org/images/explore/planshow_mrrodgers.jpg
"grow some skin, bitchez"
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
I hate Fluffy Bear and someday I will have my revenge.
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
i am not a fan of link, i request link be stricken from the record
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
jimmy stewart
Haha yeah, but I don't quite mean it like that. I'm not saying my personality is SO AWESOME or anything -- like Horseshoe and Tracer, I can certainly be critical of myself -- I just mean that I don't quite know how I would've set anyone off when I usually try to be nice and decent and all of that.
xpost Will M. OTM.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
take it to the mod req board
paul rudd
or you could just open the flying dawkins already and stop complaining abt what new job to get
I don't really like Jimmy Stewart.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
lol sometimes trying to hard to be nice and ingratiating and friendly is exactly what is going to set someone off!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
even the nicest person in the entire world has ppl who dislike them for some reason or another! this statement is kind of amazing to me.
it's not AMAZING to me, not at all (surprise!), but it's exactly the kind of feeling i've had to work through in therapy. Narcissism otm.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
holy wow, yeah, this thread has totally gone from brutal zings to some crazeh self-help seminar
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
toshiro mifune
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
you know what feels good? getting OTMed, it's still like xmas every time
oh... and to add to the current thread
mugabe
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
philippe
ray smuckles
roast beef
many people just do not respond well to niceness! xpost to jaymc
mr rogers otm
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
pam oliver
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
sigfried and roy
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
This is not a jab at anyone, but I am constantly amazed by people being able to take teh internet personally.
Up to a point you have to, because we''re still human beings. But then different rules apply, I guess. So whatever.
― stevienixed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
ILX in particular is suspicious of niceness.
rin tin tin
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha can you imagine a person who actively hates sigfried and roy btw? like not like "i don't care for them" but like actively despises them? what a sad person that would be hahahahahaa
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
"oh god, look at those two ponces in their fucking outfits with their fucking tigers! i hate them! hate them hate them HATE THEM!" hahahaha
yeah, I do want to say, John, everyone wants to be liked, so I understand the way you're feeling, but really, life is better when you fight the urge to make that a high priority.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
white tiger hate them
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
where is shakey mo
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
dogs in general, amirite?
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
like, to tell us why our list is full of dickwads
Shakey? Trying to find a dead celebrity to giggle over.
Only when the Americans are awake. ;-)
I have to confess that the ILXors I hated the most, I like the most now.
― stevienixed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
george clooney
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
hoppy beer
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
oh, clooney, totally
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
paul rudd is clooney, jr. maybe?
mr toad
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
lol "hoppy beer" u hates beer and drinking and fun
thread going from zings to self-help - not really tasering shock! LIKE YRSESLF FIRST ETC
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
michael palin
there was once an ilxor who tried to be nice and have everybody like her, and she was mocked and called jean teasdale and thought to be dull. Remember her, john?
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
kermit the frog
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)
adam schefter
I've heard nobody hates Ron Paul but I dunno shit about american politics
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)
i'm pretty well-liked and i can name 100 ppl at least who hate me
Haha, OK, you must know a lot of people, because I don't know that I'd call that "pretty well-liked." But it's a testament to your self-confidence that you do.
I really like the direction this thread is going, btw.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)
and that little ilxor grew up to be tynan delong
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
What if there were a small child who, hated, hated the Muppets, and was like, "Mom, I wanna kill Grover from Sesame Street!!! I want to watch him suffer!!"
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
Kenan, I remember, I think I was the one who called her Jean Teasdale!
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
rich eisen, especially when he does a local accent or calls frank gore the inconvenient truth
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
pinball
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
i do know a lot of people. those 100 include ilxors who i don't personally know, and a few i do, mainly!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
I hated the muppets
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
when i first starting seeing the lovely emma b she was like "you always say everyone is fine, and you try to be friends with everyone, and you want everyone to like you, i think that's stupid"
i was like "it's stupid to be friendly and nice?"
and she's like "that's not what i said"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
baby_in_tunnel.gif
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
this thread got all boring and sincere.
― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
bell_labs: hates fun, Oprah
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
from the sp1ce girls? man tracer how'd you manage that
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
by like "hate" here, jaymc, i'm basically using your definition of "hate" which is like "dislikes" moreso than anything, also
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
Will, are you or have you been a serial killer?
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
river wolf
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
walter payton
I think I was the one who called her Jean Teasdale!
you were!
really obscure zing.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
you guys can rationalize all you want but the LJ hate on this thread kind of reached dick overload
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
that's true! no one dislikes rw. suspicious...
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
Are you asking because I hate the muppets? I mean, either way the answer is "no, they always looked just gross and dfirty and their jokes were lame and I prefered about a million other kids shows" either way.
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
ann landers
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
LJ=worthless bunghole
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
miss manners
@Kenan: She googled it, though, which led to tears. ;_;
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)
frances mcdormand
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)
nancy drew
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)
I think some people could hate the muppets but no one could hate jim henson.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)
bob ross
this only thing i learned from this thread is that cutty and nabisco shave their pubes.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)
the thing that always blows my mind with ilx hate is that i just didn't see what made it originally come up in 99% of cases, so when person 1 explodes at person 2 and it's clear that there's hate, i am seriously just like "wow wtf? what was that about a pub in britain?"
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
i would say jimmy carter but i guess that's not true ;_;
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
ludacris
cutty
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
colonel sanders
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
Hah, yeah. "Gross and dirty", though? Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
xpostssssss I like LJ's contributions, and don't understand exactly why he is scapegoated all these months later
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
Will M.
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
l'trimm
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)
rick james
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
the LJ hate on this thread kind of reached dick overload
yeah, sometimes he asks for it, but sometimes he's funny. He deserves a break way more than jaymc. Jaymc has been here so long, he should just deal with whatever.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
clarence clemons
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
charlie murphy
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
Did anyone else start humming "Don't You Want Me" when they read Tracer's umbrella story?
I was walking out in Scotland with a barrister When we met you You tried so hard to take my poor umbrella away What was I supposed to do?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
yes. yes i did do that, dan.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
which tears? I have not heard this story. I don't think, anyway.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
nabisco: unable to tame pubes
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)
Some of us make jabs at LJ because it's an in joke, which he gets, and actually get along with him quite well, WHICH IT MIGHT HELP ILXORS TO TRY AND UNDERSTAND AND QUIT BITCHIN ABOUT ALL THE GODDAMNED TIME.
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
darlene love
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
What is LJ even being scapegoated for? I've missed the plot
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
The only LJ posts that actively annoy me are on ILM.
― Jordan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
caps lock: hott
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
LJ is learning the ways, he is in dagoba, your taunts only make him stronger.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
xxxxxpost loooool
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
if we do give him shit for anything it sohuld be those retarded words he comes up with in scrabble. it's like FUK U BROHAM U MADE THAT UP
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^^^^ OTM
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)
did he win?
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)
at scrabble? he creamed me like 40 times, and all with words like oia and jqz
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)
that kind of bullshit 'scrabble dictionary' stuff is why i don't play scrabble
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)
scrabble dictionary: bullshit
me too, rrrobyn
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)
maybe he's a scrabble jedi, and you should be the one who is humiliated.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)
I don't remember details. I posted it on the Noise Board, somehow she found it, professed to be hurt, etc. I felt pretty shitty about it.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)
i have lost almost every online scrabble game i've played on facebook, because i have no idea what these horrible, made-up words are.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)
yes I know that, that's why I didn't say "SHITTING ON LJ IS NEVER OKAY/FUNNY EVER"
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
seriously. way to ruin words, assholes.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
The game of scrabble gets less relevant every time they make a new word. like, if you want a game of chance and "rack management" and board placement, play monopoly and put your little cards on the scrabble pew
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^^YES. Or at least I only play with people that agree with me that Scrabble dictionary is bullshit. This is why Koreans who don't even speak English routinely win at Scrabble tournaments.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
anarchy scrabble is pretty much the only way to go
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
isn't all scrabble kinda anarchic? i mean, every game is self-governing by the people palying (except tourneys and shit i guess)
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
Is anarchy scrabble = speed scrabble?
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
no governing!
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
I would like to see a visual map of this thread in a week's time.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)
I felt pretty shitty about it.
felt shitty about comparing Dee to Jean Teasdale. See? Thin skin.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)
i feel shitty for not coming up with that first
― and what, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
anarchy scrabble is when you wear a face mask and throw the tiles at people in a starbucks i think
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
the only thing that really urks me about the scrabble dictionary=the inclusion of the word "ZA" which is short for PIZZA, and I will kill anyone who uses this word in a real conversation.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc's xls could make map possible
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
it's not like anarchy disappears once two people agree on something!
- this form a guy who plays weekly "anarchic soccer" and we still need to explain to people that it doesn't mean you get to use your hands and kick people
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, haha, you just made that up. I thought maybe you were talking about "speed scrabble," a variant I've played that dispenses with the board.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
lol anarchy scrabble is where you don't wear deodorant and never smile
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
Que have you heard ZA in conversation before? Because I definitely have. Although I'd argue that it's a contraction and not a word but fuck Scrabble anyway
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
felt shitty about comparing Dee to Jean Teasdale.
No, felt shitty that she found it and was hurt.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
"yo can i have a slice of 'za please?"
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
i have been meaning to play anarchy soccer all summer but the game times do not work with my schedule :(
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
will m: close to death
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
It shouldn't count if it's only ever used ironically.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
that wasn't "real conversation" as you stated before. you don't even HAVE any 'za so it can't be "real conversation."
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
people who call pizza "za" are the same people who call random dudes "chief" in bars.
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
but nobody calls pizza "za"
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
I am still lost on jaymc spreadsheet joke, but who was the poster who posted a screenshot that made it look as though he were keeping a dossier on different ilx folks, as well as people from other msg boards? I couldn't tell at the time if that was a joke or not
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
mr. que: serious abt competitive letter arrangement
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
horseshoe: OTM
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
Will M : calls random dudes "chief" in bars.
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
When I made 200 pizzas a night for a living I called them 'zas all the damn time.
― dan m, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
my 'rents call it 'za
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
i have never heard anyone say za ever!! i thought a writer for newsweek for teens or something made it up
xp wau
― gff, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
"Za" is totally unacceptable in any conversation. Besides, JW and I determined that "ZIZ" is the new contraction for pizza.
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
I am forever thankful that no one has ever photoshopped me into the popular jokes about me.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
i can't believe those koreans who don't even speak English dare to come to our country, play scrabble with our language and marry our wives
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)
dan m, dell's parents : probably read while walking
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)
as far as i know.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)
ZIZ=pronounced ziiiiies?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)
dell yr 'rents are 'sta
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)
whoa xposts
I think that the only people I ever heard call it za were women woh never called anyone chief in their life.
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4962/ilxgo2.gif swear to god i'm torn between like three different subfolders for this dude. people love talking about ian riese moraine but i ask about this dude and you guys act like he's lord voldemort
-- A B C, Thursday, May 10, 2007 12:08 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
you people are on this thread like... a thing... that is commonly found on... a thing.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
i have also never heard someone say 'za haha ken c
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
the whole "chief" as emasculation thing is fascinating me; I had no idea this was a thing.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
I think "ziz" should be pronounced like "zizzle" minus the... L.
Will M.: we're not asking you, you were obviously raised by goats
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
ive never actually heard someone say za but one time my friend pete told me in anthropological tones abt his cousins saying it and we were both like za? za! za... like a toddler trying out a new word
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
pizza goats
wait what is that folder list?? people do that? to ilx?
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
how can someone use "za" frequently but never use "jaymc.xls"?
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
now i know i am not aspie xpost
I have actually heard "za" used in seriousness. I have also heard "spro" for espresso.
Now I'm gonna go downstairs and get myself some ziz for lunch.
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
I think it was a joke. A B C explained that she didn't actually keep such folders.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
Pizza should just be "p."
"Wanna get some p?
"Sure, I could coud go for some p. How much money do you want?"
"Dude, it's free."
*pisses on dude's face*
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc tracking down that A B C post = meta^n
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
goatS? that doesn't even make sense. your jokes feels like AIDS in my head
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
my mom used to call pizza with no cheez "za"
― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
I am in elementary school, thank you very much.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)
YOUR JOKES FEELS LIKE AIDS IN MY HEAD: a++++++++++++
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)
AIDS in my head=makes about as much sense as goat pizzas
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
Are you sure A B C is female? His/her username was "sparklecock," lol.
Well, it was on a thread called ILX's jaymc I have a super creepy question for you
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
goat pizzas = good. aids in hed = bad.
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
Kenan: winner.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
oh okay re: ABC's folders haha me taking things literally
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
I am not sure!
xposts
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
i've had feta on a pie before
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
from a things you want or not perspective - they both make a lot of sense and roffels
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
i think a goat pizza has potential. i made an awesome lamb pizza over the summer!
― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.sassygoatmilksoap.com/SassyGoatMilkSoap.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
Feta from your GOAT MOM xposts
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
jaymc, thanks for digging that up
yeah, i was gonna say, i couldn't tell if that was a joke or not; my funny sensors are breaking down
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
i'm trying to think of how scrabble can work metaphorically
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
Heard "za" for the first time from a guy from ... Pennsylvania, I think -- my high-school debate coach in Michigan. "Let's get some za." It sounds REALLY dumb when you actually say it, in part because it's actually way more effort to say than "pizza." You can't just say "za," you have to kind of dwell on it in a really dumb way, kind of the way a really dopey stoner might say "let's get some weeeeeeed."
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
eh you would have to stew the goat 1st then when you cooked the pizza brazing liquid would all run out on the cheese and give you hed aids
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)
I mean, it's like you're trying to be on a first-name basis with pizza, like it's this awesome thing you're totally down with.
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)
it's way more effort because after you say it you have to repeat like like "hey let's get some za" "get some what?" "za" "wtf is a za?" "it's a pizza without the piz in it" "oh, za" *pisses on someone's face*
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)
you know who called pizza "za"?? My stoner roommate from CT, freshman year. When he needed the room one night because he had a girl over, instead of saying "I need the room b/c Natalie's coming over," he said, "I need the room tonight, Natalie's gonna smoke my salmon."
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
that is true abt me and za
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
the problem is, if you say za do you mean "pizza" or do you mean "treatzza" from dairy queen? who can tell?
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
I still can't believe this is a thing! maybe people have been saying "za" to me for years and I've just smiled and nodded like when you can't hear what someone's saying but you don't have the energy to endlessly ask them to repeat it.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
i've actually only ever heard one guy say "'za". It was this middle-aged "blind" guy who lived across the street from us one summer during college. I put blind in quotes b/c his college-age housemates claimed to have seen him playing darts in the middle of the night or something like that. Anyhow, he invited my friends and I to got get some "'za" with him. I don't know. 'Twas freaky shit and didn't help that we were taking lotsa drugs that summer.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
"Psst, man, do you party?" "Umm, yeah, I guess?" "No, what I mean is ... do you do ZA?" "Huh?" "You wanna do some ZA? I got a whole pie, man, primo ZA."
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
Mr Que: smoking ones salmon != getting a za.
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
i have an idea
insteado f lame nicknames, if you want pizza you say to your friends
"let's get constipated"
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
aw bless you for thinking him and the girl were just going to spend the whole night eating zas.
gross. stop ruining pizza.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
We have arrived at the best part of this thread. I'm convinced. But there is snot stuck in my throat from choking back laff
STOP IT NABISCO! I'M SLEEP-DEPRIVED. HAVE MERCIES
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
wtf i turn around and all of a sudden there is a pizza party on this thread
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)
I put blind in quotes b/c his college-age housemates claimed to have seen him playing darts in the middle of the night or something like that.
HAHAHHAHAHAH
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)
Mr. Que was roommates with Chris V?!?
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)
P.S.: I was just outside on a streetcorner, and there was this model standing there waiting to cross the street and go to the nearby casting agency, and this old guy in a wheelchair smoking a cigar comes up behind her and says "hey SKANK, move" and after a second of being taken aback she said "that was very RUDE!"
That = this thread
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)
that=word=life
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)
haha i love nyc
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)
actually i forgot about this site re: MrQue's roommate "getting a za" http://www.bigsausagepizza.com/bsp/episodes/1751/1751_01.jpg (nsfw)
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)
LOL SKANK
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)
No, this is true. Guy was weird, and would pretend like he needed help crossing the street, and pray upon my weirdly-naive female housemate. The whole time, though, I oould tell that something was not adding up.
Then at times, he would come over and ask to use our phone, and ask someone to dial a number for him, and then proceed to have an obviously completely faked conversation with his "mom" (i.e., a dial tone)
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)
one time my friend ask had a wicked fucked up ankle (had to use cane) and this old guy just pushed him over to get by
― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)
ash not ask
Wrong. You call it that when you make hundreds and thousands of pizzas and you're hot and sweaty and your arms are burned and you never want to see another circle of dough, sauce, and cheese ever again but for some reason you keep the job because it pays for college books and rent and beer.
― dan m, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
To be clear, the "hey skank" was unfunny and strikingly mean and possibly racially motivated
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
xxxxpost
that kind of shit is so unbelievably fucked-up that it's (literally) lol funny
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
did the blind guy get some za with your female housemates?
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
um
trayce seriously quit ilx, because i said she posts to excelsior a lot?
she has said this before, herself
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)
not that i notice, or care anyway
she quit because you said za
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
xposts Like: "I had to stay an hour late because this table of fratboys ordered a half dozen za's at 2 minutes to close and didn't even tip."
― dan m, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
perhaps trayce seriously typed out that she was about to quit ilx, because you said she posts to excelsior a lot
I don't know
― RJG, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
she quit because we were mean to louis jagger
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
xpostsss
Ha, no. Again, I am not making this up, but he was trying to convince one of us to take a room in the house that he was living in...but he was talking up the dining room, and saying how you could make a tent using the dining room table or something. In short, it reminded me of the Diff'rent Strokes episode where Gordon Jump plays a child molestor who tries to get Arnold and Dudley to play "Neptune, King of the Sea" with him
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
she quit b/c i called her chief in "random bar" thread
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
maybe they didn't tip you because you said za
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
for my part I think I may have been somewhat terse w/ her
what did everyone else do?
― RJG, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
everything reminds me of that diff'r'n't strokes episode.
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
i don't understand the dining room table thing
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)
EVERYBODY PIZZA PARTY
-- How my college roommate thought "Bostich" by Yello went.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)
xxxxxx
I was just surprised that the female housemate in question was so trusting and naive seeing as how she seemed to otherwise evidence a decidedly cynical, manipulative streak
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)
maybe she thought the blind guy was cute and wanted to eat his big sausage za
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)
How my college roommate thought "Bostich" by Yello went otm
― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)
-- nabisco, Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:48 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
that's a shame, because the way you told the story was completely hysterical, esp. as a jaymc metaphor.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)
dining room table= he seemed to want to turn whatever living space situation he was advertising into a "fun" camping out indoors when you're 8-yrs. old kinda thing...like sleeping under the table with a sheet draped over, and pretending that you're in a tent. Just kinda creepy
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)
no, he was not "cute". among features such as his early 90's unfashionable mustache, and doughy body, and homely face, he had a very bad scaly skin rash
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)
You mean he had developed a "thick skin" about things?
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)
what other place besides your skin can you get a rash?
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)
OK EW EW EW
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)
I don't know, Elmo, you tell me. ;-)
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)
you can get a rash where girls eat their zas
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)
-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, September 20, 2007 2:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
Somebody's never heard of a pancreatic rash
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)
You shoudl have sent yr neighbor to Dr ZIZmor
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)
yes, not to bring things back full-circle, but, he appeared to have a pretty bad case of eczema. Although, it was rumored that the guy died of AIDS a couple years later, so for all I know, it could have been kaposi's sarcoma.
Friends who lived in another neighborhood near our school also were well-acquainted with him, so apparently he was just one of those odd guys that locks onto college scenes.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
yowsa
maybe the blind guy died of AIDS in his head after hearing a joke by Mr Que
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)
one of those odd guys that locks onto college scenes
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MMA86GTGL._AA280_.jpg
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)
you know who called pizza "za"?? My stoner roommate from CT, freshman year.
in my experience, there are definitely "za" users who would not use "chief"; perhaps-not-coincidentally they are also NE stoners.
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)
also, wau
haha holy shit i've never seen the non-criterion cover, i would have liked that movie less if i had seen that cover!
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)
the vhs cover is totally misleading.
also I didn't know there was a criterion edition!!!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
The "blind" guy also said something once about how, first you start smoking pot, then you listen to the Beatles, then your girlfriend gets you doing yoga and eating organic food, and so on...until you're eventually led along some continuous demonic-strewn path to perdition. So I guess he was sort of a Christian or something
He often sang the "Bad Boys" theme to the COPS TV show.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
maybe his mother didn't give him no break
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)
I bet Nickalicious's friends say "za" all the time.
― Jordan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)
nickalicious's friends give me AIDS in my head
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
ahahahahhaha
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)
Kicking and Screaming = movie apparently beloved SOLELY by people who saw it around 1998 at the age of approximately 21, awful or baffling to everyone else
(I saw it around 1998 at the age of approximately 21, I guess)
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)
That and Singles were the first two movies where I was reminded of impending oldness by the fact that people only slightly younger than me were all "WTF is this horribly dated shit? WTF is she WEARING? Did people seriously act like this in the 90s?"
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)
"I mean I've 'been to Prague' been to Prague..."
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)
You will all be shocked and amazed to know that I've never seen this movie. Is it anything like Singles? I think that one was kind of a "miss" for me.
― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
2006, i was 22. So, I think the age might be right and the time might be unimportant.
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)
Some parts struck home, partic. "affectations that become habits" (i have a bottle of scotch at home, because i WANT to like scotch... so far no good)
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
I don't remember this one either. But I was like 25 in '98
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)
Do you like Chris Eigmann Y/N Do you think Olivia D'Abo would look cute wearing a retainer Y/N Do you think guys should wear tweed jackets more often Y/N
I find lots of it really funny (like Cormac McCarthy book club). Best reaction I've seen to it: "I can't tell these guys apart," voiced not long before girl in actual movie says "you guys all talk alike."
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
I saw it in 2001 when I was 19 or whatever, and I was into it.
― Jordan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)
Saw it twice: once in 1998 at 19 and again in 2000 at 21, literally the week after graduating from college. Liked it both times, though the second time my enjoyment was commingled with dread.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)
lol i old
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
hey now, don't say that... here at ILX we're ALL six years old
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
I've never seen that movie either
http://www.stereogum.com/img/vanhalen_rehearsal3.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)
when I think of "Kicking & Screaming" I think this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/GavinE/kicking.jpg
I've never heard of that other movie, looks way boring
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)
I've never heard of either of those movies.
― Ms Misery, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)
I've seen them both, and I don't watch a lot of movies
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)
Why I watched either of them completely eludes me, really
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
you needed something to watch while you ate yr Papa John's "za"
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
we don't have a papa johns in canada :(
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004RCOB.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpghttp://www.panandscan.com/images/post/0/401/original.jpeg
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
I really love kicking and screaming, but I have depressingly gone from identifying with Parker Posey's character (first saw it when in college) to identifying with Eric Stolz's character (lol grad students.)
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)
I would marry Chris Eigemann.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, September 20, 2007 3:41 PM (Thursday, September 20, 2007 3:41 PM) Bookmark Link
-- Ms Misery, Thursday, September 20, 2007 3:43 PM (Thursday, September 20, 2007 3:43 PM) Bookmark Link
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)
Me too, Horseshoe, but my reasons for liking him have changed, actually. It used to be simply because he was CUET and a smartass, but now it's because he's CUET and a smartass and frequently plays the only character who stops talking long enough to actually DO anything, even if it's basically unscrupulous.
― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, the "Crash" thing always takes me aback, b/c I've seen the J.G. Ballard adaptation one, but not the super-famous later one.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
(I wonder if n/a is still mad about this thread...?)
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
wow this thread has changeded
― carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
-- gabbneb, Thursday, September 20, 2007 2:52 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
I don't get it
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
I tried to make my little sister like Kicking & Screaming the summer after she graduated college a year ago, but yeah. she was not moved. she also refers with a frightening degree of familiarity to hilary duff's changing hairstyles, so I think the difference in our years has come between us.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
get off my lawn etc.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
this thread went from sort of awesome to sort of lame to way awesome to sort of lame to totally lame
― max, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
Bored now.
― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://bopuc.levendis.com/photolog/images/20070225065229-20070225588.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.oceanspray.com/images/FB_Bogercise.gif
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
i liked it better when it was lazy zings not lazy self-actualization techniques
― max, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070305/friends/jack_l.jpg
I'm bored now. This is boring me.
― remy bean, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
otm
― latebloomer, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.pureevil.co.uk/willow/monday.jpg
― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
trayce is back
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)
okay lol
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
is this what the chicago thread is usually like?
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://i9.tinypic.com/63ln6ef.jpg
― La Lechera, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
The chicago thread is usually all about ken c and how much we can't stand him. You should totally go read it, it's riveting.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.stereogum.com/img/vanhalen_rehearsal3.jpghttp://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/gordonramsay_13.jpg
― KitCat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
*pisses on dudes face* is the funniest i have ever found kenan
― gr8080, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/diamond_kuato.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
dude no
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
you always say that. shh.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
i like it
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/110/314411069_3d4187bc3c_b.jpg
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)
DUDE NO
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
what wait is that a hot dog bun? i don't get it
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
guys we need to not post on this thread anymore
― chaki, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)
-- Mr. Que
I know you realize this, but I just want to ask you one more time to be sure... are you ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN you want to defend Kenan and jaymc?
This is a liability, you understand.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
no prob
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
Mr. Que, he is brave.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
but i agree w/chaki let's roll credits
yeah, true, who's got a thread title? all we need is a title.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
i wasn't even looking for movie credits involving a hot dog i swear
http://www.electrichappiness.com/images/StillSlideImage.gif
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
Wait, what does liking Kuato have to do with defending me?
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
oh stop it.
― kenan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
this is how you end a thread... the same way PCU and Good Burger ends!
http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/George_Clinton.1.tif.big.jpg http://www.tiswasonline.com/gfx/tapes/comedy_capers/023.jpg
― chaki, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
REVIVE http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/285522841_bd784e6096_b.jpg
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
i say chief and za :/
― s1ocki, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
That was me taking things literally again, huh?
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
Escape From LZ
― Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
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― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
roger adultery: "libertarian" d-bag
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
Good job, ilx.
― ken c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9797/nerd46422fm3.jpg
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― roxymuzak, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)
roxymuzak -- bass playa
― omar little, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
OUCH
― roxymuzak, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
we should still rig that shit, btw
― omar little, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)
roxymuzak - AWESOME bass playa
― latebloomer, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)
roxymuzak - KIND OF OK bass playa
― chaki, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)
AWESOME playa
― latebloomer, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)
awesome is her instrument
― latebloomer, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://lolrider.com/images/goodjob.jpg
― ken c, Friday, 21 September 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)
yeah way to zing me guys
― roxymuzak, Friday, 21 September 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)
roxymuzak - disappointed by zings
― latebloomer, Friday, 21 September 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)
roxymuzak: sonned by some wite kidz over bass beef
― ken c, Friday, 21 September 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)
XD
― Just got offed, Friday, 21 September 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)
i hate you more than anyone else on the entire internet
― electricsound, Friday, 21 September 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)
electricsound - h8r
― Just got offed, Friday, 21 September 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)
Just got offed - h8rcre8r
(I don't know how you do it exactly, but it's mighty fascinating)
― StanM, Friday, 21 September 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)
it's more fascinating than AIDS in the head.
― ken c, Friday, 21 September 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)
Please stop posting now.
― Matt DC, Friday, 21 September 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)
lazy MTV zing:
Today, Beavis and Butthead would become the primary source for actually seeing videos on MTV.
-- Ms Misery, Friday, September 21, 2007 4:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― n/a, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)
ps I am on the chicago thread and I like ken c.
― n/a, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-Hitler11cx.jpg
stop posting now
― roxymuzak, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
dandy don: lol u racist
― roxymuzak, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=53&threadid=921#unread
― max, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)
make a post in the style of the poster above you
― max, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)
stealing my thunder eh
― dan m, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)
we were all thinking it
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
or should that be
max: purloins atmospheric reverberations
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
revived for jon
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 10:21 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― remy bean, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
(kiddin)
it was not lazy, i used the search function and everything :p
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
this movie was filmed at my school: http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/madeofhonor/
― max, Thursday, 20 December 2007 08:20 (eighteen years ago)
I'm so lazy I don't even want to use my muscles for zinging:
http://i32.tinypic.com/2eyg9wz.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 24 February 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
everyone else (cept cousins) is dead, so I assume they've moved to Cook County to vote
And how bout that Al Capone, huh? Hope the Feds nab him.
― Pottie Skippen (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 1:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is oops is tryna make a lol-u-old joke towards dr morbius here for mentioning his whole family is dead? stay classy luna-bait
― and what, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
is ethan tryna to assume the worst possible motivations behind a post? (the joke was lol u making some tired old joke about chicago that hasn't been relevant for 20 years or so). that luna stuff still hits hard, man! talk about your lazy zings.
― Pottie Skippen (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
you should hear my material on the Bay City Rollers. Kills.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
fyi i really approve how the "whiney likes to drown people" zing has already approached full-fledged lazy-zing status in about 1 week
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
77 can stay on message as well as the obama team
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
Damn. I guess I can take this off my bookmarks now.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/susansmithad1.jpg
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)
lol im not saying it should stop, im saying im impressed
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
best meta thread; update for 2010
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
LOL @ everyone thinking I quit ilx over this thread (and lol @ me being butthurt, tho I know it wz for reasons nothing to do w/this thread)
― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:20 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know if there's much that can be done about it though. Pointing it out just leads to getting demonized the way chaki did when he called luna out. xxp
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, October 18, 2012 4:01 AM (6 hours ago)
He was certainly an authority on fictitious hot girls, I'll grant you that, but that's not really why he was demonised or thrown out.
― Matt DC, Thursday, October 18, 2012 4:05 AM (6 hours ago)
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 October 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
Baffling quirk of ilx that someone will get lolmadd at lex not liking a thing and respond to whatever he says with "you liked Paris Hilton" and ppl will go omg!!! & repost to zing
Baffling
it's like a "race war" where they don't even get mad.
Concerned About Standards,
― wins, Saturday, 19 July 2014 11:03 (eleven years ago)
yeah that was typically plebian
tho lex may seem richly zingable not many actually got the game to land a glove
― r|t|c, Saturday, 19 July 2014 11:15 (eleven years ago)
not lazy zings
― blap setter (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 July 2014 12:55 (eleven years ago)
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:50 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this essentially is kingsman
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 March 2015 01:44 (ten years ago)
we need a companion thread for people who have been covered very thoroughly in "posts very much in character" and do not need to appear in that thread anymore
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)
I know the perfect guy to compile such a database
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
what ho!
― imago, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)
NA otm though
except there's a few posters I get such a thrill out of being themselves that I can't help myself
(calzino, mostly <3)
too bad few posters get much of a thrill out of you being yourself
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:21 (nine years ago)
we can do this for whole threads I think
rolling US politics - wacky humour about how stupid Trump is
what are you listening to 20** - self-appointed guardians of the outré and the esoteric hoping to finally post something no other ilxor has heard of
continue
― imago, Thursday, 3 August 2017 10:57 (eight years ago)
"wacky" humor
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 10:58 (eight years ago)
worst music of the year - we fundamentally misunderstand the name of this messageboard
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 10:59 (eight years ago)
multiple threads about shitty 80s alt bands - lol it's 1986
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:00 (eight years ago)
Blue Saturday - noodle vague is sad and thinking about drinking/drunk/hungover
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:02 (eight years ago)
Blue Saturday - <3 tbf
― imago, Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:03 (eight years ago)
shrubbies - memphis in texasnorth sea radio orchestra - north sea radio orchestrayou've never heard of either of these bands but their debuts are honestly up there with my favourites (clearlake's debut lido rounds it out). imagine your confusion then when I affirm that these two bands are in fact...the same band― imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:07 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you've never heard of either of these bands but their debuts are honestly up there with my favourites (clearlake's debut lido rounds it out). imagine your confusion then when I affirm that these two bands are in fact...the same band
― imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:07 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:03 (eight years ago)
imago on ilm - cardiacs tragic
― imago, Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:07 (eight years ago)
"rolling US politics - wacky humour about how stupid Trump is"
and introduce some obnoxious loudmouth cunts to loudly repeat this theme, liberally throwing about the R bomb and laughing at their own jokes, and you have an ILX approved hit comedy podcast. Yay! We live in a time of genius!
― calzino, Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:09 (eight years ago)
Wow @ imago vs. what are you listening to 20**, I must read that thread.
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:12 (eight years ago)
it's a tribute to American optimism that their politics threads rarely descend into the morose, crusted-with-foot-thick-bile despair that's the standard UK thread vibe
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:12 (eight years ago)
anyway i'm gon' get drunk
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:14 (eight years ago)
I posted that post to 'best debut albums' which albeit being another mundane regurgitation of our tectonically-shifting internal lists is different of a thing to the passive-aggressive snob marathon that is 'what are you listening to' but this is lazy zing catalog so I'll let it pass
― imago, Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:17 (eight years ago)
nah, there's plenty of self-serving despair and "look how much we are suffering!" doomsaying. its basically a bunch of adults smashing action figures on the ground and castigating one another for not being as mad as they are
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:22 (eight years ago)
Oh there's a lazy zing for the ages
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:23 (eight years ago)
think noodle's done you there
― imago, Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:24 (eight years ago)
but otm
The real crime (indeed obv imo the only possibly crime on a message board) is the quality of the writing tbh its appalling. Appalling.
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:40 (eight years ago)
Wacky humor in US politics threads is little more than a futile attempt to reckon with the enormity of an inescapable void which is in the process of slowly consuming us all. After it's burned us to a crisp and slathered us with ketchup, of course.
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 August 2017 12:24 (eight years ago)
As I said
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)
― imago, Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:24 (eight years ago)
we can't all be Dan Brown
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:24 (eight years ago)
I dunno, glib lib angst is terrible but so many opinions are terrible
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)
Almost all of them, tbh.
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:37 (eight years ago)
Yeah, it seems unreasonable to demand an epiphany in every soundbite
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:40 (eight years ago)
Sorry OL it was there in front of me.
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)
It's only right and natural to swing after I've teed it up.
― I'm Calling My Loyer! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)
Not sure a big Stephen King fan is in much of a position to criticise anyone's writing
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 4 August 2017 00:15 (eight years ago)
In context man in context
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Friday, 4 August 2017 06:32 (eight years ago)
I asked my wife (a big Pixies fan) — she voted “Gouge Away.”
― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, April 20, 2019 1:52 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
your wife has good taste (comedy timing pause) in music
― StanM, Saturday, April 20, 2019 3:01 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 20 April 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
swear this was locked
anyway, it isn't. proceed
― imago, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:22 (four years ago)
oh i bet you'd like that wouldn't you
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:04 (four years ago)
catalog? more like scatalog
― rob, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:06 (four years ago)
scatalog? more like scat (a log)
― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:11 (four years ago)
1207 messages? more like cataLONG
― rob, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:13 (four years ago)
get it on, cat a long, get it on
― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:27 (four years ago)
(too lazy to even make a lazy zing)
― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:28 (four years ago)
https://2dwfom3kqsyf3qu3fw12n19r-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/top-4-reasons-trains-derail.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:30 (four years ago)
your momma's so fat when she zings around the house she really *zings around the house*
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:30 (four years ago)
evan you are a shoegaze. epistantophus you are a longname. KM you are a former cartoonist
― imago, Thursday, March 4, 2021 1:25 PM (two minutes ago)
― rob, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:28 (four years ago)