heather mills

For beating up on Pauly Wauly Paul Paul!

"serious death threats from an underground movement"

http://www.eastriding.gov.uk/sewerby/kids/images/mole_large.jpg

Needs Heather v Di vs Kate McCann poll

She should start a website. A lot of people who get serious death threats from persons unknown seem to have websites.

www.fluxblog.org

Well played Sir.

I'd hit it.

said Sir Paul.

Sir Paul asked whether after the strain of the divorce he'd go down on one knee again.
"Don't be disgusting. And her name's Heather."

Genius!

She's hopping mad...

etc.

she wants up to drink rats' milk. Rats' milk!

"I don't get it. People likes da rats but dey don't like to drink da rats milk?"

What the hell could Sir Paul's secrets be if they're worth paying her this much to keep quiet?

That's a very interesting question and one I'd love to know the answer to. Probably never will, though.

he likes stump in his butt

He lied about being the brother of the guy from Scaffold.

the frogs wrote We All Stand Together.

He never met John Lennon

"The settlement, which includes an agreement forbidding her from ever discussing why the marriage failed"

only electricsound's answer would be grounds for a divorce. But even so, would it be such a big deal if people found out something like that?

If it's something illegal (he's on heroin! likes kiddie porn! killed a man!) : she didn't tell the police as soon as she found out, so she's an accessory to (x) and shouldn't get any money.

If it's something embarrassing: so what? Nothing's worth THAT much money.

you can't be an accessory to heroin addiction. i don't think.

You could drive someone to it though.

I have to say I Love Her she seems completely bonkers and oblivious to the real world. I wish i could live like that.

"What the hell could Sir Paul's secrets be if they're worth paying her this much to keep quiet?"

William Campbell...

I think the big Macca secret is that his perfect marriage to the late Linda was a sham and he's a sociopathic miser. None of which is really a secret, he just doesn't want it confirmed.

HE REALLY IS DEAD

Her sister has had ENOUGH and makes the 'enough' word throb in pain and anguish...

I just assumed he was a wife-beater.

white on red, they mean business alright

smokes pot, likes to shout "john!" in bed

continue, continue, continue - but no way to leave, this is like being heatherrolled

how much did she get?

HE REALLY IS DEAD

-- Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:37 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

NICK WINS

Like Matt, I assumed he knocked her about. In fact, I thought I'd read that somewhere?

I think he hid her leg once.

let's be fair, wouldn't we all?

It should be fun, watching her struggle to keep quiet until she explodes one day. She's like the kid in every school who can be sent over the edge with a few choice words, with results both crazy and hilarious.

(IIRC, that was called 'a haemo' - what was that short for then? Maybe kids call it a 'Le Saux' now)

they had an actual arse-kicking contest.

It should be fun, watching her struggle to keep quiet until she explodes one day. She's like the kid in every school who can be sent over the edge with a few choice words, with results both crazy and hilarious.

Yeah, she seems like someone who is pathologically incapable of keeping her mouth shut even if it is in her best interest to do so.

on the bright side for Macca, he will still have 770 million pounds after he has paid her.

they haven't reached a settlement and the judge will do it solomon-style.

Cash, however, is not thought to be the principal sticking point. Mills is reportedly eager to avoid a gagging clause, which would prevent her writing a book about her marriage — something her former husband emphatically does not want.

she could always do it via a chatroom proxy.

Maybe she'll tell the story about the Xmas dinner with Lenny Henry and Dawn French where Heather pissed off Dawn French so much that, upon being asked what Lenny had got her for Xmas, Dawn replied "a ladyshave. Did Paul get you a lathe?"

He Left The Toilet Seat Up
(and other stories I CAN tell you)

by Heather Mills

"John beat Cynthia about a bit and everyone loves him! Linda would never let me but you're already broken so why not, you miserable cow?! This is the credibility of my artistic temperament at stake."

set the above to Am, F, C, G and you're away

"Scrambled eggs
Baby I wish you had both legs"

"Nice set of pin you got there"

"I know, the knee joint just wouldn't flex without them"

oh Ned

The Beatles wrote some really deep lyrics. The way they rhymed "yeah" with "yeah" is heart rending. Only Hard-Fi can boast such similar lyrical prowess.

"such similar"

I think we're getting off the subject here...time to focus.
http://www.americangirl.co.uk/images/heather_mills4.jpg

Yeah, that looks real hardcore.

LADY Heather McCartney posed in depraved pornographic clinches which are bound to sicken her estranged husband Sir Paul and his army of fans.

The ex-model was snapped in a string of lurid scenes for a hard core German book.

Many of the images are too explicit to print in a family newspaper.

One shot shows Heather naked and smothered in baby oil as she performs a sex act on a nude male porn star. The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy.

In other shots Heather appears to act out bondage scenes with whips, handcuffs and edible underwear.

Dressed in red stockings, suspenders and a corset — and with long red-painted nails — she looks like the madam of a sleazy brothel.

She is also seen smearing herself and the male co-star with whipped cream and baby oil. In some snaps her nipples are covered with lipstick.

In other scenes, Heather and the man appear to have sex and perform sex acts while watching themselves in a mirror. And in yet more, Heather ends up naked during a game of strip poker.

The porn shoot was published in 1988 — five years before the blonde became famous after losing her leg when hit by a police motorbike.

Now 38 and mum to Sir Paul’s two-year-old Beatrice, she stopped at very little when she took part in the revolting snaps for Die Freuden Der Liebe — The Joys Of Love.

lol at 'performs a sex act','family newspaper','revolting snaps' ad nauseum.

The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy.The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy.The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy.The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy.

Is this on youporn yet?

Does the curly haired man have a brady perm? If so, then I would consider that offensive.

Seen on Viz letters page:

"Heather Mills is such a hypocrite. The whole world knows she's only got one leg."

http://i26.tinypic.com/11lk950.jpg

The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy.

So was there any truth to the story about Madonna putting out her cigarette on Mills' leg at some fashion event several years back?

is that how she lost it?

I'd lose it if someone stubbed out a ciggie on my leg.

LADY Heather McCartney posed in depraved pornographic clinches

Oh my god did Ignatius J. Reilly write this?

lololol

Maybe she'll tell the story about the Xmas dinner with Lenny Henry and Dawn French where Heather pissed off Dawn French so much that, upon being asked what Lenny had got her for Xmas, Dawn replied "a ladyshave. Did Paul get you a lathe?"

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:18 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Please please please let this be true.

Also I don't see how some sex and nipstick is 'revolting.' Where's that article from, the Daily Mail?

Had to happen: stump sex

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/02/12/1202760247725.html

Has Heather Mills' leg declared independence from Kosovo yet?

I bet she knows where Maddie is.

Inside the leg, perhaps?

That's how Paul keeps looking so young! She smuggled little girls inside her leg and he drank their blood! (but how does Cliff Richard do it then?)

He throws down a line.

(Only hank marvin'd get that reference!)

Also I don't see how some sex and nipstick is 'revolting.' Where's that article from, the Daily Mail?

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 01:31 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

No, it's part of The Sun article. This is typical Sun/Star comment. I think it was Private Eye used to run a spoof tabloid rant against 'depravity' which always ended "And now let's look at her tits".

Maybe she'll tell the story about the Xmas dinner with Lenny Henry and Dawn French where Heather pissed off Dawn French so much that, upon being asked what Lenny had got her for Xmas, Dawn replied "a ladyshave. Did Paul get you a lathe?"

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:18 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Please please please let this be true.

I doubt it. I heard it as a joke without any mention of Dawn French: "Paul McCartney is so rich he got Heather Mills a plane for her birthday. And for her other leg he got her a Ladyshave."

I doubt Dawn French could be that witty

I doubt Dawn French could be that cruel.

It's better if it's not true.

Well, yes. It sounds like one of her 'characters' from the 'French and Saunders' TV show.

that article makes me like heather mills more

has she been married to a More too? which one?

£24.3 million.

Sadly no Have Your Say thread on the BBC about this.

Mills, 40, said she was appealing the publication of the judgment in full, arguing that to do so was a breach of human rights legislation guaranteeing the right to respect for private and family life.

Ms Mills, who sacked her lawyer and represented herself in court, urged would-be divorcees to do the same thing.

"You can be a litigant in person. It's not easy, but just make sure you do all your research, save yourself a fortune," she said.

Ms Mills made reference to the £35,000 a year their daughter would receive.

"Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year - so obviously she's meant to travel B class while her father travels A class, but obviously I will pay for that."

When she leave yo ass she gon leave with 1/16th plus a $70,000 yearly allowance for your daughter

Has anybody ever represented themselves in court without appearing to be a) guilty, b) mental, and/or c) so personally objectionable that no lawyer can tolerate the horror of being in court with them?

I still love her. That appearance outside the court was bonkers! "I don't want to tell you anything, but I will tell you this...and another thing...and another thing...". She's great.

I love the way she thinks £35k per year isn't very much money at all really.

Everytime I see her I feel like I'm watching a bad Catherine Tate monologue.

FPmk2: OTM.

Noodle Vague: the McLibel Two spring immediately to mind. Yeah they were a bit Citizen Smith but admirable all the same.

She does know she's allowed to, nay, SUPPOSED TO contribute as much of her money as she likes to the upkeep and wellbeing of the daughter she has custody of, right? This "oh, I'll be all up their on the moral high ground by paying some of my daughter's way to get it right up you and your pishy settlement" bollocks FUCK OFF ALREADY. Saying that, for all his money, £35k a year to his daughter isn't really that much, is it? Relative to what the CSA fleeces out of people as a percentage of their income, at any rate - I'm pretty sure both I + one child could get by on £35k.

Paul: "All my other kids went to state schools - and so did you, and so can she..."

xxpost

More than a bit Citizen Smith, I'd say, but yeah they fall outside of the three categories proposed.

McLibellers (esp the guy) were extremely droney and anal but they did eat sleep and breathe the case for 5 years. FWIW I had to interview them for work which involved a) going to the trial b) OMG five hours' interview TRANSCRIBER'S CLAW ALERT.

Richard Neville defended himself at the Oz Trial in the early 70s.

Rumour is she asked for £931 000 000 because upside down it looks a bit like OOO OOO LEG.

What a vile woman! Implying that she couldn't afford to upgrade her child to first class?

I have to say I don't like the stump jokes; let's concentrate on those things over which Mills has a choice. Such as OMG that three-piece suit of hers - if proof were needed of poor impulse control, look no further, it even applies in clothes shops.

Over on Daily Mail Island, they've calculated that as Mrs Macca she received £700 per hour of marriage.

Are there any feminist editorials today saying that this is a bad result for women overall?

The Guardian's legal editor is clearly used to dealing with much larger amounts than £25m:

Mills was never going to win a huge amount because the marriage was short and McCartney's wealth was amassed long before she came on the scene.

£25 mill is Rushbridger's monthly salary, isn't it?

I wz hoping McCartney'd get hit for more coz he's always a dick when he goes into my brothers workplace.

Fake-man-of-the-people dick or miserable git dick?

what is the difference between Mills and a prostitute?

One gets.. no

> she received £700 per hour of marriage.

and she was probably asleep for about 1/3 of that.

interest on £24M ~= £2M a year. that'll do anybody, surely.

He specifies that no-one is allowed to eat meat in the whole building even if he's going to be nowhere near them and there have to be fresh orchids everywhere dick.

The stupid thing is his biz is worth only a v small amount cash wise, they just want his name to put in their showreel as a client.

(x-p)

I would love to smuggle in a sausage roll, go right up to his face stuffing it into my mouth while going MMMMM! and flicking V signs with my other hand.

For some reason, I read that as smuggling yourself in a sausage roll and stuffing it into his mouth...

even better

is 35k a year the total amount he is ever going to spend on his daughter, or just the maximum amount he's prepared to give to his crazy ex-wife to spend on her (said crazy ex-wife already on an income of 2m thanks to him, remember?).

i'm not sure i understand the problem with this.

Some terrible calumny going on in this thread apropos Fab Macca Wacky Thumbs Aloft.

See, for obvious reasons, HMMc thinks that it'd be impossible for Beatrice to have a normal school experience at a 'normal' school, whereas Paul sent all his kids to non-private (what's the word) schools, and they didn't get hassle from press.

And, apart from the usual schoolkid teasing about being "ginger" or whatnot, but then that'd happen at any school...

Macca lawyer should get water throw round her every day:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00454/snn1801k_454599a.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00454/snn1801j2_454598a.jpg

See, for obvious reasons, HMMc thinks that it'd be impossible for Beatrice to have a normal school experience at a 'normal' school

Obvious reasons being she's a crazy grasping tory git?

Possibly.

But, what I meant was 'suddenly being in the middle of Beatle frenzy' where reality is not as it was. Whereas Paul is used to it and obviusly so are his kids, they take normal lives and cope with the 'strangeness as the edges'.

I don't think tabloid photographers would be following the kid round the playground every day any more at a state school than at a private one. In fact probably quite the opposite.

I remember Noel G saying (not to me personally, I should add) that he'd met most of the Beatle kids, and most of them were bizarre people with a strange outlook on life.

Stella seems more down to earth than the rest of them, I have to say.

xpost exactly. It would be tempting to send them to a "school for kids of famous people" but then they'd basically all come out with that strange outlook etc.

Didn't McCartney get his older family a semblance of normality by spiriting them off to the back end of beyond (The Mull of Kintyre or wherever) so that they could have a chance to be isolated from the madness?

I don't see Mills embracing that lifestyle.

Funny how the question is whether it's possible to be normal growing up the child of McCartney, rather than whether it's possible to grow up normal under the custody of Heather Mills.

Hey, Kintyre is not the back end of beyond, it's got a golf course and everything. It's also lovely. But, yeah, i get your point.

I'm still trying to get my head around the water throwing. What was that all about?

Since judging by those photos she seems to have discovered The Fountain Of Youth, surely she'll be on a tidy little earner anyway?

Is the strangest thing about this case that the judge awarded something that was only £700K over Macca's offer? (He offered £15.8M, the judge awarded £16.5M - the remaining £7.8M is her own assets earned during the marriage)

What does this mean lawyer folk?

he exits her marriage with total assets of £24.3m inclusive of a deemed figure of £500,000 referable to her overspending in the period of separation.

Taken from the summary...
http://www.judiciary.gov.uk/docs/judgments_guidance/bennett_summary_170308.pdf

God why is this even news beyond "footnote on page seven" in the papers, or the last item before the sports on TV. Couple get divorced BIG FUCKING DEAL. Fuckin' celebrity bollocks!

(rave, snort, roar)

Presumably she spunked money away when the settlement was still in dispute, in anticipation of her incoming millions? xpost

Oh, the £35k per year does not include the school fees and nanny fees - it's on top of. I think she can take a few first class flights for that. If her mother can live with what the carbon miles would be doing to the poor polar bears, or are they not cute enough to save?

they eat meat and have too many legs.

overspending in the period of separation.

It's Gabriel García Márquez' follow up to "Love in the time of Cholera"

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/polarDM1903_468x380.jpg
"Travel B class, Bea pleez!"

Also this...

7. The lump sum of £16.5m is made up of a sum of £14m as the capitalised figure for the wife’s income needs, which the judge assessed at £600,000 p.a., and a sum of £2.5m for the wife to buy a property in London.

Is the judge only expecting her to live another 23 years?

A flights, B flights, it doesn't matter to the drowning polar bears, it's just an odd metaphor for supposed "green queen" HMM to choose.

God why is this even news beyond "footnote on page seven" in the papers, or the last item before the sports on TV. Couple get divorced BIG FUCKING DEAL. Fuckin' celebrity bollocks!

Answered your own question there innit?

Also:
a) Fab Macca Wacky Thumbs Aloft National British Institution Gawd Bless 'Im.
b) Only two left now.
c) Convenient smokescreen for yesterday's stock market plunge.

That stock market plunge that's on the front page of most of the papers, you mean?

Useless fact I have learned today. According to wikipedia Fiona Shackleton is a cousin of Nigella Lawson and George Monbiot.

9. The court made an order in the following terms:
Save for the release of the judgment and Order dated 17 March 2008
the Wife and the Husband and any persons acting on their behalves
are strictly prohibited from publishing, disclosing, or in any way
revealing without the consent of the other, the evidence,
correspondence, transcripts, judgments or Orders in the proceedings
concerning (a) the child of the family (b) the main suit (c) the cross-
applications for ancillary relief, and (d) any marital confidences. If
consent is not forthcoming then the party seeking publication shall be
entitled to seek the permission of a Family Division Judge to do so.

She did a good job of sticking to it yesterday:
Reporter: Has Sir Paul treated you unfairly?
Mills: I can't comment on that ... but my sister certainly thinks so

That stock market plunge that's on the front page of most of the papers, you mean?

Yesterdays news innit. They're back up today. Macca is still divorced.

Perhaps we throwing such vile into our condemnation of the petty foibles of the wealthy to distract ourselves from the awfulness of the state of the rest of the world. We already have threads about the economy rolling into the shitbin, the crisis in Tibet, etc. etc. - for crying out loud, I hate celebrities with the rest of them, but I'm feeling tense and a bit scared and this is an easy target.

OK, I'll go boil my head.

judgments or Orders in the proceedings
concerning (a) the child of the family

oops off to jale ;_;

Macca keeping BRAVE NEWCASTLE UNITED and their PLUCKY 1-1 draw with "the new Brazil" Birmingham City off the front page: THIS IS WHERE "NEW FOOTBALL" has got us

Oh they got the goal then?

judge awarded it, with regard to newcastle's income requirements to pay for little mickey.

A story I never tire of telling: Paul, Linda & the kids sat on the same row as me at the Phoenix cinema in Wallasey to see Dumbo in the early '70s (my brother insists it was Bedknobs and Broomsticks). I think they were living in North Wales back then. I gave Stella all my sweets.

Why is there no ILX celebrity sighting thread?

When we met Stella.

Judging by this morning's workplace chatter, the number one news item is currently EASTER SNOW BLITZ

Here's the whole thing. It's a bit dry, but there are few good quotes. I liked:

"If the wife feels aggrieved about what I propose she only has herself to blame. If, as she has done, a litigant flagrantly over-eggs the pudding and thus deprives the court of any sensible assistance, then he or she is likely to find that the court takes a robust view and drastically prunes the proposed budget." Still, think of what she saved in lawyers' fees.

Speededit:

"If the wife feels aggrieved about eggs, then he or she is likely to find prunes."

In her letter of 31 January 2008 the wife computes her reasonable
needs for herself and Beatrice at £3,250,000 p.a.

Reasonable
Reasonable
Reasonable
Reasonable
Reasonable

She seeks an award commensurate
with being the wife of, and the mother of the child of, an icon.

How do you measure that?

"Sorry mate, no plus ones..."

Wow, that was an ordeal, to read to the end of that. It only goes to show how little I have to do at work.

Mom: "That's 1500 bucks an hour. Not very many ho-diamonds, is it? But then she's only got one leg."

Me: "Someone out there is probably willing to pay extra for that."

I'm glad Mike never tires of telling that story - I hope to hear it many more times, possibly with a different early-1970s child-friendly film title inserted each time. Maybe even a different brand of sweets, occasionally.

This bit is kind of brilliant:

All business expenses 682,425

The “business” expenses generated, so far as I can see, no income other than the £110,000 fee for Dancing with the Stars. Within the business expenses is £427,590 paid as salaries and fees to various people including Fiona Mills and the wife’s personal trainer.

His use of quotes around "business" imply (as I also would) that a business that requires you to spend 600% of your return can't really be called a business.

That judgment would be devastating to anyone who had any capacity for shame. May she never gain that degree of wisdom - she's great value at the moment, Paul's paying for it, and making her even slightly self-conscious would just ruin our fun. I'm hoping she comes out with a line-by-line rebuttal of it all tomorrow.

re: she's great value at the moment - the best in 5 years since Comical Ali - Iraqi Minister of Information under Sadam

I'm not sure what the "lol Comical Ali" meme was about when he wasn't even representing the team that was spinning the most ludicrous bullshit during that war.

TAKE THAT BUSHITLER!

I feel bad now. Although I'm sure she's an unpleasant enough person, I am starting to find the tabloid demoization of her quite unncessarily vicious. :-(

Well, quite. It's the old: The GenPub love the beatles, so the press feeds them more love for Paul, which basically is the same as hate for Heather.

GMTV, funnily enough, is still supportive/even handed.

Also, her sense of anger I have seen before in my mother, when my parents split up. Think I'll leave that story there, to be honest...

People don't always behave in rational ways during breakups. Although she does herself no favours, I do kind of feel sorry for her.

She may be living in a fantasy world, but then again, it's not like Sir Paul is particularly in touch with reality, either.

Basically, the press will be following her around and going LOOK LOOK SHE'S SPENDING MONEY AGAIN!!!

Media 101: the best way to foment hatred of a person is to do a Daily Mail and obsessively list the cost of their houses and cars and restaurant meals or otherwise micromanage by media every single last comment or lifestyle choice they have ever made.

yep. And that's what will happen.

Then the letters will come in complaining on the basis that it's Heather who's writing the stories i.e. "Why does Heather think her life is so interesting that she has to have it reported on, every day of my life!"

it would be different if she didn't enjoy it quite so much.

"She loves it really, she's just askin' fer it, mate..."

She enjoys it?

no, actually she married him for love and it all went tragically wrong.

We'd all feel a bit more sympathy for her if she just gave Maddy back to her parents.

no, actually she married him for love and it all went tragically wrong.

Is this really such an unrealistic sentiment? Maybe she did. We'll never know, we weren't there.

Maybe living in the unreal fairyland of Paul McCartney's life is enough to drive anyone mad?

Who are we to judge? And I'm angry at myself for continuing to be engaged by this horrible spectacle. I'm going to go and boil my head.

But it is all just spectacle isn't it? None of this is real.

And nothing to get hung about.

hey guys what was that suit about? i mean really

keywords: dunno, what, attracted, Heather, multimillionaire, Paul, MacCarthny, Merton, Mrs.

If she wanted a normal life then why didn't she marry e.g. fellow Geordie Paddy McAloon?

Ah, life is so uncomplicated.

Paddy McAloon is a complex character.

Got a few bob stashed away too I'll bet

Those Jimmy Nail royalties do pile up.

he's blind isnt he, paddy mc?

He had some sort of ophthalmic disorder (I think one or both of his retinas actually worked loose and became detached) a few years back and was definitely blind, or at least hard of seeing, for some time, but he seems to have made a recovery since then.

Heather Mills is fantastic.

ally dull.

she's fantastic in much the same way that a lot of people you'd never want to share a room with are fantastic.

fan·tas·tic /fænˈtæstɪk/
–adjective

1. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable; bizarre; grotesque
2. fanciful or capricious, as persons or their ideas or actions
3. imaginary or groundless in not being based on reality; foolish or irrational

Lady Sovereign is fantastic

http://i25.tinypic.com/33n9kpf.jpg

http://www.heathermills.org/ -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlFsVi5zuhc : Hillary Clinton speaks out for Heather Mills

O_o ?

Love the lack of reaction in that pic. "Oh it's just crazy heather mills up to her tricks again, don't pay her any attention." Paul's whistling, eyebrows raised, pretending it isn't happening.

I also like how HM appears to be rising from the paperwork, like a patchwork genie.

lawyer appears to be rocking the wet look on the side of her head that's not wet

Amazing Zombie Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E--6PwfnZ4&feature=related

...

Right, so let me summarise...

HMills is not 'allowed' to make comment on her settlement.

Which leaves ITV and various people 'from the press' to make a TV documentary which basically said at the end "she showed determination in competing in the US version of Strictly Come Dancing, so that means there's nothing she won't stop at..."

What? She can't stay quiet forever - how long do you think she'll last before she explodes?

Who cares

Excellent.

She'll just get her sister to say it all instead.

Srsly, that Hillary thing - what the ??? How? When? Why?

And also: now Hillary has a new job, will Heather get her own army or something? (remember )

^^^ god, i am so glad this creepy bitch isn't prez