ILX 2008: What will happen?

3. the new Mariah, Beyonce, Janet and Madonna albums will PISS ALEX OFF.

4. I Love Being Butthurt created.

5. nu-code perfected

6. lezzing up

7. Turns out that all bugs in the code were down to the poll function.

8. ilx hardmen and -women meet IRL, pics show only massive cordial piss-up with smiles and hugglez

9. BIG HOOS aka the steendriver jokes still won't have gotten old.

10. ilx wiki created

11. Geir stalked by comedy robot jpeg.

12. meta-revive threads

13. heave ho's SEO experiments on HTML PG become incredible profit-generating source for ILX. no one can decide on how to use the income so tombot uses it to throw everyone a huge party but only ned raggett and steve shasta show up.

14. hen fap revival

15. Lou1s J@gger leaves ILX again after drunkenly posting his shenanigans involving a horse and a nun.

16. Everybody on ILX turns out to be a fake, traced back to lonely middle-aged dude in Poughkeepsie.

17. a young(er) pretender arrives to seize the jagger crown.

18. new aeon flux project announced, influx of new posters crash server repeatedly.

19. Esteban/Pato posts are hilarious.

20. Excitingly controversial new trolls arrive to shake ILX out of its hivemind complacency. They are all shit.

21. young pretender turns out to be j@gger again

22. full-frontal WDYLL policy strictly enforced

23. Spate of self-eye-gouging hospitalises thousands.

24. DG regains ownership of ILX via unanimous poll victory

25. ILX database accidentally restored from Greenspun-move backup; twee floods boards.

26. Ned goes on killing spree.

27. ned joins polyphonic spree

28. Garu G's gran registers; never posts.

29. ILX decried in UK media by butthurt former regular.

30. posts are written under the influence of alcohol
31. nabisco is OTM
32. agreement
33. disagreement
34. I exult to the disinterest of most when the Stump collected-works reissue finally happens

35. Ask Ned Raggett thread/videos go viral.

36. "Is Nabisco really OTM" NB poll gets 2000 votes

^^^this is a v v good idea

37. lazy fat balding music-writing angry british guy starts posting, later revealed to be attractive sane female undergrad just having a bit of a laugh

lol

38. Youthmovies thread to be 65DOS thread equivalent

39. Crutis is old enough to buy a drink

"Is Nabisco really OTM" NB poll gets 2000 votes

40. 40 people answer "no", witchhunt ensues to identify hataz

41. First defamation lawsuit.

42. aja and dante discovered to have been carrying on thier flirty correspondence on secret livejournal

43. steve shasta retires from wakeboarding, joins the PGA

44. amusing spate of cricket-mad googlers on ILC

45. mods still swift, evenhanded and reasonable -- thx for work, you guys! xoxo

46. marissa marchant strikes deal with starbucks records, dominates year-end lists.

ok that is the first one I'm willing to bet against.

47. someone, somewhere buys that polly scattergood record and revives my thread.

48. Polly Scattergood releases "You Never Her"; worst fears confirmed.

49. David Moyes becomes default headinhands.jpg

50. Momus is back! back!! back!!!

51. -- anatol_merklich revealed to be old banned troll.

52. chaki to ruffle feathers

I'd bet against 51 as well... :/

53. the ilx server is forced to move 14 times and is lost by ups somewhere between billings and cheyenne, ilx relocates to unused IMDb message board for donald fagen.

54. judd aptow directs film about single, gay, baseball fan in ny. dr morbious stars thread.

is nabisco really really oh tee emmmm?!?!?
too many boy dem wanna preten'!!

55. nu-ilx code allows pseudonyms

56. roger ebert passes, jay blanchard takes over his newspaper, tv gigs

57. On the fourth annual nu-Doctor Who thread, people get very hot under the collar about how Russell T. Davies's new story completely contradicts what happened when Patrick Troughton's Doctor was present at the burning of Joan of Arc, despite the latter episode never having been broadcast.

58. Liverpool win the Premiership with Martin Jol as manager.

57 otm

59 - STYLESHEET WARS

60.
http://data.tumblr.com/10696190_500.jpg

61.
http://static.mmoabc.com/my/P/u/n/ch/2007/12/13//1197585593806.jpg

62. flow charts banned

63. funny new meme runs its course

64. new user picks up on 2002 meme from a Google search about emo fashions, uses it loads in order to fit in, is ridiculed and leaves

65. Ned Raggett smokes rollies.

66. new 20 something girl shows up, posts lots to WDYLLLs, has many admirers, mysteriously disappears

66b. jon seems a little fatter, nails another 'wig' to his wall

67. Beth Parker stuns ILE once more with her excellence, by starting a thread with scanned pics of something-or-other she really likes.

68. Ask A Drunk forum stumbles too near a fire and is immolated in a sudden gush of blue flame.

69. Bob The Kitten grows up

and does not cease to be incredibly cute.

70. Nabisco is outed as the creator of "Ask a possum"

"Ask Opossum," even.

Ass cop oss 'em

71. Real names are replaced by the Darlie Toothpaste Man.

That hasn't happened already?

72. Esteban Buttez becomes "it boy" of the blogosphere for a few short months.

73. Ned Raggett elected president of the USA after someone from ILX secretly enters him in the race

74. John Harris joins LBZC, "Welcome home, big man" exlaims Quitney.

75. "Man, ILX used to be much better in the day huh?" poll

76. I nevah had sex, should I?

77. Previous poster hooks up with Luna

78. Massive "discussion" about diffs between Brit and American "humour"

79. Lots of name changes

80. 6568 people leave ILX

81. 6568 people return to ILX

82. Parody threads

84. New poster who posts common internet memes previously unknown to ILX declared auteur.

89. List post numbering scheme messed up.

85. List post numbering scheme corrected.

86. Lurkers rise to power, led by new user Dave (king of the lurkers) and take iLX for themselves. Regular ILXors, ridiculed and banned into the dark corners of the internet, create a Rebel ILX called "I Love Everything-Apart-From-Some-Things-Which-Are-A-Bit-Shit-tbh".

The gang of plucky Rebels train heavily day and night, urged on by their valiant leader Ned. Flaming each other into the drunken early hours, a powerful army of Nu-ILX Knights are formed.

Finally the warriors are ready and the Knights battle the Lurkers and their king in a massive ILX throw down, which is held on a server in the Isle of Man.

After a sweaty (rather nerdy) battle, the Lurkers lose and the king is vanquished to a quiet Classic Cars forum ran by Tim in Leeds. The original ILX server explodes in a rather cheap special fx using cardboard. (Later it would turn out that Jon W, on a daring heroic solo mission, flooded their code with jpegs of old xmas greetings cards and Russian florists)

Dave turns out to be Ned's father etc.

87. FAP to end in violence

88. BIG HOOS wins national short-story prize, reveals work on ILE with every word googleproofed, turns out to be writer of staggering brilliance, although one sentence is r1d1cul0us 3n0ugh f0r 3th4n t0 qu0t3 f0r 3v3r 4nd 3v3r 4m3n.

89. http://www.petstore.com/IMD/Vendor_Logos/Jager.jpg is reminded to remain internet hardman of steel lest he risk ire.

(really though, u too kind)

90. http://www.petstore.com/IMD/Vendor_Logos/Jager.jpg is made to regret comments he wrote to an LCD Soundsystem/Pogues/GY!BE/M.I.A thread

91. LJ will post about himself
92. LJ will post about others posting about himself

93. drunk on the computer late one evening, sanskrit gets his logins criss-crossed and is accidentally revealed to be the author of wrinklepaws.

94. tynan delong becomes a regular on VH1's "best week ever!"

95. LJ will point out that everyone posts about themselves quite a lot, and wind up posting about himself posting about others posting about himself. People will call for his banning.

96. WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S 3: ILX POOL PARTY

74. John Harris joins LBZC, "Welcome home, big man" exlaims Quitney.

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, 24 December 2007 10:18 (1 hour ago) Link

johnny cigarettes calls for a sit-down.

97. For a laugh, on one day ILXors will attach themselves to each other and post as one big giant robot (a bit like Devastator the Constructicon Transformer, you know the one I mean).
Baggsey not being the cock section!

98. enriquit buys and enjoys album of contemporary popular music

sike

99. That Mong Guy That's Shit makes a triumphant return

100. Chaki will battle mod injustice

101. ineffectually

102. Senator Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma will be defeated in the 2008 general election. New meme compilation jpg created.

103. People keep on peopling
Soldiers keep on soldiering
World keeps on worlding
And it won't be too long

104. gr80 starts acting really self-consciously butch

105. Gay ILXors get together for a FAP, buy machine guns illegally from cute Russian boys operating out of a Queens warehouse, spraypaint the guns pink, and proceed to go apeshit on all you fucking breeders.

wait, that was my dream last night.

sorry.

106. tombot makes his third album.

107. Hillary Rodham falls short of White House, daria flees to Greenland

108. Dr. Morbius finally sleeps with an ILXor (and it's not chaki)

109. HOOS goes to a FAP somewhere on earth.

110. gabbneb converts to mormonism, named attorney general by president elect romney

111. Servers become intelligent, start posting, and want to know when ILX started going downhill.

UH

end times

snap

terrifying

112. Tears before February.

113. Ron Paul runs third party, all American ILXors campaign on his behalf in hopes he'll split the Republican vote. Paul wins.

lol dude from austin thinks ron paul has a chance

i know rite

114. ethan/HOOS playful bullying.

22. full-frontal WDYLL policy strictly enforced

..and becomes 100% youtube posts.

115. all chat, all the time

116. Trayce dates a 19-year-old guy

117. http://www.lermanet.com/images/nothandled.jpg

118. nu-ilx will stop logging me out four times a day

119. Geir Hongro, convinced he is an artistic genius, moves to Vienna where he is rejected by the Academy of Arts twice.

108. Dr. Morbius finally sleeps with an ILXor (and it's not chaki)

111. Servers become intelligent, start posting, and want to know when ILX started going downhill.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 03:17 (4 months ago) Link

UH

-- ILX System, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 03:52 (4 months ago) Link

lol forgot this

rev otm in this thread

gershy, why are you reviving threads with posts about me?

why because u intersting

19. Esteban/Pato posts are hilarious.

-- gr8080, Sunday, December 23, 2007 6:43 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

otm

lol paranoia (i was chuckling @ morbius)

it was just like 3 third one you did

Funny how its not nice when you think people are hanging shit on you all the time, is it now?

im used to it

So am I, now :/

In fact I am going to go out on a limb here, at risk of lolz, and say quite a few ppl on ILX have left me feeling like a bit of a joke in the last while, and I hope yr all happy with yr retardo fun, cause it's left me feeling like complete shit, so like, thanks a lot, guys.

Sorry, I'm pretty fucked off with some shit on here lately. I'll drop it.

I GIVE YOU FORCEFIELD

2. I get banned

-- gershy, Sunday, December 23, 2007 2:30 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

100. Chaki will battle mod injustice

-- Charlie, Monday, December 24, 2007 5:50 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

9. BIG HOOS aka the steendriver jokes still won't have gotten old.

-- The Reverend, Sunday, December 23, 2007 6:39 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

52. chaki to ruffle feathers

-- Just got offed, Monday, 24 December 2007 01:10 (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

110. gabbneb converts to mormonism, named attorney general by president elect romney

― gershy, Monday, December 24, 2007 10:14 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol!

14. hen fap revival

― gershy, Monday, 24 December 2007 00:41 (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not too late

1 for 6 ain't bad

;-)

ones about chaki curiously otm

95. LJ will point out that everyone posts about themselves quite a lot, and wind up posting about himself posting about others posting about himself. People will call for his banning.

― Just got offed, Monday, December 24, 2007 1:20 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bump for year end review

i will become a v v v v v v v v v angry person

What happened:

2. I get banned
4. I Love Being Butthurt created. (The Church, right?)
8. ilx hardmen and -women meet IRL, pics show only massive cordial piss-up with smiles and hugglez (SEFAP)
17. a young(er) pretender arrives to seize the jagger crown. (Keller/Cameron Carr)
20. Excitingly controversial new trolls arrive to shake ILX out of its hivemind complacency. They are all shit.
30. posts are written under the influence of alcohol
31. nabisco is OTM
32. agreement
33. disagreement
55. nu-ilx code allows pseudonyms
63. funny new meme runs its course
76. I nevah had sex, should I?
78. Massive "discussion" about diffs between Brit and American "humour"
79. Lots of name changes
82. Parody threads
91. LJ will post about himself
92. LJ will post about others posting about himself
93. drunk on the computer late one evening, sanskrit gets his logins criss-crossed and is accidentally revealed to be the author of wrinklepaws.
99. That Mong Guy That's Shit makes a triumphant return
100. Chaki will battle mod injustice
101. ineffectually
114. ethan/HOOS playful bullying.

i don't believe any of our funny new memes have truly 'run their course'

39. Crutis is old enough to buy a drink
43. steve shasta retires from wakeboarding, joins the PGA
66b. jon seems a little fatter, nails another 'wig' to his wall

i don't believe any of our funny new memes have truly 'run their course'

― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 01:47 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Remember "cash sitta"?

sanskrit was never revealed as wrink p

109. HOOS goes to a FAP somewhere on earth.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, December 25, 2007 3:12 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark

:/

gr8080 wrote this on thread link to your old-skool sockpuppets on board Curtis's borad on 04-Apr-2008

btw sanskrit is wrinklepaws

am0n wrote this on thread pop lock and drop it huey bowwow t-pain rockafire showbizpizza showbizpizzaplace music rap remix on board I Love Music on 17-Jul-2008

also sanskrit outing himself as wrinklepaws upthread

that was just a theory