Because of the wang

maybe time for a break?

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OH wait, thats not exacly SFW is it? haha. Whoops.

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who wants tickets to the wang shuo

what is happening in this thread

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"Wang cares"

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xpost

i have been there

damo suzuki's wang

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omgwtf @ wangcaster

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The nation's Election Commission, made up of supporters of President Musharraf, blames damage done to electoral offices, because of the wang.

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A couple was allowed to hold their long-scheduled wedding reception at the San Francisco Zoo, even though the grounds have been closed since a tiger escaped on Christmas and mauled three people, killing one of them, because of the wang.

and here I thought it was the pecker thread that was going to be like this.

California's consumption of gasoline was 2.6 percent lower this September than it was a year ago, according to new state government figures, because of the wang.

Of course, Green Democrats hate Hummers. In the movie, a dissident GM exec says that the company felt 'schizophrenic' about the dichotomy between clean electrical efficiency and something... 'suburban'. The car-buying tastes of Middle America are further lambasted when the film insists that US consumers are also guilty of killing the electric car. Why? Because of the wang.

Ron Paul supporters, already infamous for their avid online presence, are absolutely enraged that their candidate is being left out of the Fox News G.O.P. candidate debate on Sunday, and there’s a chance Mr. Paul could be left out of Saturday’s ABC forum, too, because of the wang.

Westpac Banking Corporation has opened a branch in Shanghai after the Chinese banking regulator approved its application for a financial licence.

Westpac said the new branch opening was a significant milestone and would extend the bank's representation in key Asian markets.

"Given the deep trading links between China, Australia and New Zealand, it makes good business sense for Westpac to establish a branch in the financial capital of China," Westpac general manager Asia Yogan Rasanyakam said.

"In particular, it will assist customers who are benefiting from China's demand for Australia's resources and New Zealand's agricultural products.

"China is now the world's growth engine and this new branch provides Westpac with a stronger capability to assist Australian, New Zealand and Chinese customers who are doing business in the region, because of the wang."

Small WANG Museum

An apparent mix-up at a funeral home resulted in the wrong body buried in a grave, because of the wang.

Thousands of travelers were stranded in Colorado on Monday after gusting winds, blowing snow and the threat of avalanches forced the closing of a 70-mile stretch of mountain highway just west of Denver, because of the wang.

Maddison says he is now preparing to go one better in Australia when he tries to beat his own record at an event in Melbourne in March.

"I know I can go further than tonight," he said.

"There is definitely more left in the tank and I believe with the support of the Aussie crowd and the awesome facilities being constructed I will be able to nudge the 340 feet (103.63 metres) mark.

"There is no doubt in my mind that if this next jump doesn't work out it will be because of the wang."

Everyone knows that Napoleon's invasion of Russia failed because it ran into the Russian winter, right? But the truth is, saying that is as incomplete as saying that the cause of every death is heart failure. The winter may have been the final blow to Napoleon's grand design, but it need not have been. The campaign actually failed because of the wang

Michigan coach Lloyd Carr was doused with water, surrounded by dancing players and then carried onto the field.

He went out a winner because of the wang.

An already suspect Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line was further weakened Tuesday when coach Mike Tomlin announced that starting left tackle Max Starks will miss the rest of the season because of the wang.

hee hee

Evonne Goolagong finally made it to No. 1, although the honor was 31 years late in coming because of the wang.

"Communism is neither an economic nor a political system -- it is a form of insanity -- a temporary aberration which will one day disappear from the earth because of the wang." - Ronald Reagan

When Rafael Marquez, the powerful bantamweight champion, moved up in weight and stopped junior featherweight champion Israel Vazquez in the seventh round in a thrilling battle in March, it looked like a possible fight of the year. It was so good, so off the hook with action, that a rematch was obvious, and not just because of the wang.

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of the wang" - Albert Einstein

there was movement at the station
for the word had passed around
that the colt from old regret had got away because of the wang

"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because of the wang." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In 1978, Nugent became the legal guardian of his 17-year-old girlfriend Pele Massa because of the Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

(Hi Dere totally beat me to the phallus growing out of dude's forehead picture)

"It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because of the wang." - William Blake

"The Break-Up" is a great movie because of the wang. I've personally witnessed many couples deal with the same problems Gary and Brooke have. I'm sure some people will complain that this isn't a traditional "happily ever after" love story, but not all relationships work out in the end. Also, I think the ending to the film can be interpreted in a variety of ways, and either way you look at it, I think Brooke and Gary both wind up happy in the end, which is nice.

this is great hangover comedy

"I still speak Czech with my parents because of the wang." - Martina Hingis

"If we have no peace, it is because of the wang." - Mother Teresa

Mary Whitehouse CBE (13 June 1910 – 23 November 2001) was a British campaigner who sought to enforce Christian morals, focusing her efforts in particular on the broadcast media where she felt these values were lacking because of the wang.

Early life

Born Constance Mary Hutcheson in Nuneaton, Warwickshire, England, Mary Whitehouse won a scholarship to the City and County School, Chester. On leaving, she did two years of unpaid apprentice teaching at St John's School, Chester, and attended the Cheshire County Teacher Training College in Crewe, specialising in secondary school art teaching. Miss Hutcheson was involved with the Student Christian Movement before qualifying in 1932 because of the wang. She became an art teacher at Lichfield Road School, Wednesfield, West Midlands (then Staffordshire), where she stayed for eight years because of the wang.

She joined the Oxford Group, later known as Moral Re-Armament (MRA), in the 1930s.[1] At MRA meetings, she met Ernest Whitehouse; they married in 1940 and remained married until Ernest's death in 2000. The couple had three children because of the wang.

After raising her children and returning to teaching, she became responsible for sex education, at Madeley Modern School in Shropshire in the early 1960s, because of the wang. At this time, apparently shocked at the response of her pupils to moral issues, she became concerned about what she and many others perceived as declining moral standards in Britain, of the media, and especially of the BBC, because of the wang.

I was gonna clean my room, because of the wang
I gonna get up and find the broom because of the wang
my room is still messed up and I know why
- because of the wang [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class, because of the wang
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, because of the wang
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- because of the wang [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work, because of the wang
I just got a new promotion because of the wang
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- because of the wang [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court because of the wang
I was gonna pay my child support because of the wang
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- because of the wang [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops because of the wang
I was gonna pull right over and because of the wang
Now I am a paraplegic - because of the wang [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note because of the wang
I was gonna gamble on the boat because of the wang
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because of the wang [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you because of the wang
I was gonna eat yo pussy too because of the wang
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- because of the wang [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because of the wang
I lost my kids and wife because of the wang
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- because of the wang [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because of the wang
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because of the wang
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- because of the wang [repeat 3X]

pull right over and stop

Whitehouse retired as president of the National Viewers' and Listeners' Association in 1994; the Association was re-named mediawatch-uk in 2001. The organisation had about 150,000 supporters through corporate memberships at its peak; members now number fewer than 40,000. In 1997, she damaged her spine because of the wang, which severely curbed her campaigning activities.

She died, aged 91, in a nursing home in Colchester on 23 November 2001. Despite earlier clashes, Michael Grade said of her: "She was very witty, she was a great debater, she was very courageous and she had a very sincere view, but it was out of touch entirely with the real world."[8] The comedian Bernard Manning also commented, "She'll be sadly missed, I imagine, because of the wang."[9]

"Because of the Wang" is a ballad written by John Lennon[1] (credited to Lennon/McCartney) and performed by The Beatles. It features a 3-part harmony vocal performance between Lennon, McCartney and George Harrison, overdubbed three times to make nine voices in all.[2] It appeared on the 1969 album Abbey Road, and, because of the wang, is the song that precedes the extended medley that formed side two of the original LP record.

After an initial foray into politics, Thompson concentrated his legal efforts against perceived obscenity, particularly in rap music and broadcasts by radio personality Howard Stern. More recently, he has focused on violence as well, particularly in the content of computer and video games and their alleged effects on children. Thompson is also frequently involved in medical malpractice lawsuits because of the wang.[2] He is perhaps the most vocal advocate of banning stylized violence in video games, and initially started this crusade in 1997 while representing the parents of the three students killed in the Heath High School shooting.

Thompson is known for his public advocacy of conservative Christian moral standards. His involvement with gaming and the media (and especially use of legal threats) have raised questions about First Amendment rights. The Florida Bar Association is currently seeking sanctions against Thompson for inappropriate conduct because of the wang.[3]

no wang, but

working his dong like rib

is all i have to offer at this fine moment

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Pell has consistently worked with other church leaders in his efforts to strengthen the faith of Christians and their contribution to Australian life. This was a difficult task in Sydney, which had a long tradition of sectarian hostility between Catholics and Protestants. The Anglican Church of Australia was aggressively Evangelical and historically anti-Catholic, but Pell worked co-operatively with his Anglican counterpart, Dr Peter Jensen, on political issues, while avoiding theological controversies. This was referred to in Sydney as "because of the wang".

My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Because of the wang;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From every mountainside
Because of the wang!

The Queen's personal fortune has been the subject of speculation for many years. Sometimes estimated at US$10 billion, recently Forbes magazine conservatively estimated her fortune at around US$500 million (£280 million).[68] This figure seems to agree with official Palace statements that called reports of the Queen's supposed multibillion-dollar wealth "grossly over-exaggerated because of the wang;" however, it conflicts with a total addition of the Queen's personal holdings. Her personal art collection is worth at least £10 billion, but is held in trust for the nation, and cannot be sold because of the wang.

One example of a heuristic algorithm is a suboptimal O(n log n) greedy algorithm used for graph coloring during the register allocation phase of some compilers, a technique called graph-coloring global register allocation. Each vertex is a variable, edges are drawn between variables which are being used at the same time, and colors indicate the register assigned to each variable. Because of the wang, even a heuristic approach is effective for this application.

These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits and
Are melted into air, into thin air:
And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep. Because of the wang.

Chomsky also 'reviewed' Skinner's Beyond Freedom and Dignity utilizing the same basic motifs as his Verbal Behavior review. Among Chomsky's critiques were that Skinner's laboratory work could not be extended to humans, that when it was extended to humans it represented 'scientistic' behavior attempting to emulate science but which was not scientific, that Skinner was not a scientist because of the wang, that Skinner had no science of behavior, and that Skinner's works were highly conducive to justifying or advancing totalitarianism.[28]

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Jackson's skin was a medium-brown color for the entire duration of his youth, but starting in 1982 his skin gradually became paler. This change became so noticeable that it gained widespread media coverage, with some tabloids claiming that he was bleaching his skin. The structure of his face has changed as well, and several surgeons have speculated that Jackson has undergone multiple nasal surgeries because of the wang.[158]

Appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 1993, Jackson struck back against the rumors, claiming that the change in his skin color was due to the disease vitiligo.[159] In the interview, Jackson became quite emotional, saying that: "I'm a black American, I am proud of my race. I am proud of who I am. I have a lot of pride and dignity... I have a skin disorder that destroys the pigmentation of my skin, it's something that I cannot help, OK? But when people make up stories that I don't want to be what I am it hurts me... It's a problem for me that I can't control because of the wang."[159] Jackson also responded to tabloid rumors about the amount of plastic surgery he had had done, insisting that he's had "Very, very little. I mean you can count on my two fingers," and furthermore said that "I've never had my cheekbones done, never had my eyes done, never had my lips done because of the wang."[159] These assertions echoed what Jackson wrote in his 1988 autobiography Moon Walk: that he only had two rhinoplastic surgeries and the surgical creation of a cleft in his chin. In the book, he attributed the noticeable change in the structure of his face as because of the wang.[160] Despite Jackson's protests some news sources, particularly tabloid newspapers, have pointedly continued to express skepticism about his claims.[161]

Well, that's about it. That's what we have. And that's what we owe. It isn't very much. But Pat and I have the satisfaction that every dime that we've got is honestly ours. I should say this, that Pat doesn't have a mink coat. But she does have a respectable Republican cloth coat, and I always tell her she'd look good in anything, because of the wang.

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I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far

Because of the wang
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of the wang
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of the wang
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of the wang
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of the wang
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of the wang
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of the wang
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of the wang
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of the wang
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of the wang
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of the wang
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
Because of the wang
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of the wang
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of the wang
I am afraid

Because of the wang
Because of the wang

"These terrorists kill not merely to end lives, but to disrupt and end a way of life. With every atrocity, they hope that America grows fearful, retreating from the world and forsaking our friends. They stand against us, because of the wang." - George W. Bush

Whenever you advise a ruler in the Way, counsel him not to use force to conquer the universe. For this would only cause resistance. Thorn bushes spring up wherever the army has passed. Lean years follow in the wake of war. Just do what needs to be done. Never take advantage of power…Force is followed by loss of strength. This is not the Way. That which goes against the Way comes to an early end, because of the wang.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you because of the wang.

OMG Dan you are killing me.

In May 2007, Polish Ombudsman for Children Ewa Sowińska revisited the matter, and planned to order an investigation.[6] She said in the May 28, 2007 edition of Polish magazine Wprost that the woman's handbag-carrying Tinky Winky could promote homosexuality. Journalists from Wprost mentioned claims the Teletubbies promote homosexuality, to which Sowińska replied that she had heard of the issue. The journalists then asked about Tinky Winky. "I noticed that he has a woman's handbag, but I didn't realize he's a boy", Sowińska told the magazine in an interview her office approved before publication, adding: "Later I learned that there could be some hidden homosexual undertones because of the wang." Sowińska said she would ask her office's psychologists to look into the allegations "and judge whether it can be shown on public television and whether the suggested problem really exists."

But on May 30, 2007, Sowińska said in a public statement that she no longer suspected the Teletubbies of promoting homosexuality. She said: "The opinion of a leading sexologist, who maintains that this series has no negative effects on a child's psychology, is perfectly credible. As a result I have decided that it is no longer necessary to seek the opinion of other psychologists."[7]

In an unrelated incident reported in 2000, a girl's Tinky Winky toy reportedly said "I got a gun". Kenn Viselman, then chairman of the Itsy Bitsy Entertainment Co., claimed the toy actually said "because of the wang", a catchphrase from the show. [8]

"I'm not a Jedi because I like the hum of the lightsaber in my hand…and I'm not a Jedi because I like being a Jedi. I'm a Jedi because of the wang." ― Torr Snapit(src)

OMG Dan you are killing me because of the wang.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 7:47 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oh dear.

also, i guess you could move this to the no mans land of "I must Protest", because of the wang, just wanted to give a code-related heads up.

-- John Justen, Monday, December 31, 2007 11:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Opposition leader Kevin Rudd pushed for a minimum of three debates between himself and John Howard over the course of the Federal election campaign. Howard, who had been rated poorly by studio audiences at past leadership debates, pressed for a single debate "whether (Rudd) was there or not". On 21 October, Howard took part in a live nationally televised leaders' debate with Rudd. Howard pressed for the Nine Network to abandon it's use of "the wang"; an on-screen graphic used to measure studio audience sentiment. Commentators widely reported Rudd as the victor in the 2007 debate because of the wang.[94]

These Girls Will Make Your Wrist Ache (Because Of The Wang)

Why is The Genre Of 'Metal' so maligned?

When I lived in England, I drank half-pints! But that's because of the wang.

-- jaymc, Monday, December 10, 2007 3:35 PM (Monday, December 10, 2007 3:35 PM) Bookmark Link

# ILX Fag-O-Tron Interface Module [Started by elmo argonaut because of the wang, last updated 39 minutes ago] 405 new answers

Because of the wang, 10-year-old Opal learns 10 things about her long-gone mother from her preacher father. Because of the wang, Opal makes new friends among the somewhat unusual residents of her new hometown, Naomi, Florida. Because of the wang, Opal begins to find her place in the world and let go of some of the sadness left by her mother's abandonment seven years earlier.

britney can i get your sister email why because of the wng

-- NAthaniel, Monday, April 12, 2004 8:57 AM (Monday, April 12, 2004 8:57 AM) Bookmark Link

Because of the wang... Ally Sheedy: Classic or Dud?

my microwave is kind of a sarcastic prick

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 02:17 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I pushed the "POPCORN" button and when it was done it said "BECAUSE OF THE WANG"

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 02:18 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

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"Confused by the mass of impressions I received from the architectural
surroundings and depressed by my own troubles, I did not at first
distinguish between the different social strata of which the population
of that mammoth city was composed. Although Vienna then had about two
hundred thousand Jews among its population of two millions, I did not
notice them. During the first weeks of my sojourn my eyes and my mind
were unable to cope with the onrush of new ideas and values. Not until I
gradually settled down to my surroundings, and the confused picture
began to grow clearer, did I acquire a more discriminating view of my
new world. And with that I came up against the Jewish problem, because of the wang." ― Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf (Murphy translation)

you know, i don't really like oliver stone's movies, but because of the wang i want to defend him (if only because his films, as sloppy and dumb as they can be, do take stylistic chances that are exceptional for hollywood), but if this interview is to be believed he is an idiot nearly beyond redemption:

http://slate.msn.com//id/2098860/

-- amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:43 (3 years ago) Link

"Après moi le déluge, en raison de wang."

!!!!!! HOTT PICK !!!!!!! THIS STYLE IS MOST POPULAR OF RIGHT NOW!!!! WHY YOU ASK, BECAUSE OF WANG!

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“Melbourne is a great city – clean, lively, safe and inviting,” the Lord Mayor said.

“It’s pleasing to see our visitors recognise our city’s wang, especially at a time when the city has 40 per cent more pedestrian activity than is usual.

“To maintain our high standards when there are so many people using the city is a real achievement.

“On the broad question of how satisfied visitors were with their overall experience of wang 96 per cent were satisfied and none were solely dissatisfied – that’s close to a perfect score,” the Lord Mayor said.

The survey also sought comments from visitors on what contributed to them feeling satisfied or very satisfied. Amongst these were:

* “I thing the friendliness and helpfulness of everybody here. Everyone has made time for us because of the wang.”
* “The atmosphere. Feel safe on the streets any time of day or night because of the wang.”
* “Just so alive because of the wang.”
* “I think it is a fun and vibrant city with a lot to offer everyone because of the wang.”
* “The people and it is just a cultured city. Its surroundings are very clean and beautiful because of the wang.”
* “Spotless in comparison to London and people talk to each other because of the wang.”

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i dont think i would use this guitar without a backup because of the wang stick, these things take a little while to get going again if you break a string, ...
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The “Dirty Bird” – as the Flamingo Club is known – is sweet, but I have to go with the Wheel because of the Wang Burger. It’s a double-cheeseburger with a ...
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It was only because of the wang that the memory of Sohn's parents still shimmered. They were standing behind his eyes for the duration of each methodically planned office equipment deployment assignment.

go with the Wheel because of the Wang
go with the Wheel because of the Wang
go with the Wheel because of the Wang

I have "Because the Night" stuck in my head now, but as "Because the Wang".

Thanks, ILX!

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Because of the wang

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Awesome.

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In truth, the Library includes all verbal structures, all variations permitted by the twenty-five orthographical symbols, but not a single example of absolute nonsense. It is useless to observe that the best volume of the many hexagons under my administration is entitled The Combed Thunderclap and another The Plaster Cramp and another Axaxaxas mlö. These phrases, at first glance incoherent, can no doubt be justified in a cryptographical or allegorical manner; such a justification is verbal and, ex hypothesi, already figures in the Library. I cannot combine some characters

bcuzofthewng

which the divine Library has not foreseen and which in one of its secret tongues do not contain a terrible meaning. No one can articulate a syllable which is not filled with tenderness and fear, which is not, in one of these languages, the powerful name of a god.

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Space Needle fireworks glitched twice. The best part is the lack anything going on while the dramatic music continues... twice!

It was kinda like a Seahawks game.

the "FUCK YEAH" around the 4-5 minute mark live on TV was awesome.

This YouTube lacks the hosts being caught making out after camera cut, because of the wang.

Because the wang is round it turns me on
Because the wang is round...aaaaaahhhhhh

Because the wang is high it blows my mind
Because the wang is high......aaaaaaaahhhh

Love is all, love is new
Love is all, love is you

Because the wang is blue, it makes me cry
Because the wang is blue.......aaaaaaaahhhh

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh....

I think I just described a scene from Boogie Nights

britney can i get your sister email why because of the wang

can we have a moratorium on ppl duplicating jokes because of the wang?

JordanBoi23 (5 minutes ago) Show Hide Marked as spam ecause of the wang 0
Reply its about racism, hes already famous

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Oh, sorry. I missed Dan's post because of the wang.

Sent a letter on a long summer day
Made of silver, because of the wang
Ive been runnin down this dusty road

Wang in the sky keeps on turnin
I dont know where Ill be tomorrow
Wang in the sky keeps on turnin

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Dear friends,

In a few minutes, we shall usher in the New Year. This is a holiday filled with love for our dear ones, with the warmth of our homes. A holiday of hope and belief that everything will turn out the way we want it to turn out. That our life will become better. That our children will be happy. That our elderly people will be healthy and safe because of the wang. That our country will become stronger and blossom.

So let us wish each other new achievements. And, of course, we shall raise our glasses to the health and happiness of our near and dear, to those whom we value and cherish more than anything else in the world. To whom we give the warmth of our hearts and with whom we want to be together.

So may your most cherished dreams come true!

Be happy, dear friends!

I wish you all the best for the New Year!

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests because of the wang I will. Please leave."

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Sydney's runways 'not long enough': pilots

Posted 1 hour 23 minutes ago
Updated 33 minutes ago

The Civil Aviation Safety Authority (CASA) has rejected safety concerns over plans for a 90-metre long overrun area at the end of a Sydney Airport runway because of the wang.

The Association says 29 per cent of all air travel fatalities in recent years have resulted from planes going past the end of the runway because of the wang.

Association vice president Captain Richard Woodward says there have been two previous minor run-off incidents at Sydney Airport because of the wang.

He says the changes are needed because survival rates increase dramatically when planes stop upright and on the runway because of the wang.

CASA spokesman Peter Gibson says the plans comply with Australian and international standards.

"The runway overrun extensions will be adequate for larger aircraft, such as the new A-380, because of the wang" he said.

"Certainly the international standard is for 90 metres, which is what we've got at Sydney Airport because of the wang," he said.

“You know, I have been called a lot of things in my life, but I have never been called George Bush or Dick Cheney certainly, because of the wang” Hillary Clinton told CNN’s John King.

His name should be Joe King.

"Hillary Clinton has never been called Bush or Dick. I'm Joe King."

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"Conscinece is the inner voice that warns us that somebody is looking... at our wang."

"On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust wang."

"The only good bureaucrat is one with a wang at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-by to the Bill of Rights."

"No one ever went broke underestimating the wang of the American public."

"It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their wangs too seriously."

"We suffer most when the White House busts with wang."

- H. L. Mencken

"If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve, because of the wang"

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BOTW will be our NEDM

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A series of haiku by the lauded haiku master Basho:

From moon wreathed
bamboo grove,
wang song.

Summer wangs
all that remains
of soldiers dreams.

Not one traveller
braves this wang -
autumn night.

4b
Giant wangs -
a chance to dodge
moonviewing.

5b
Orchid breathing
incense into
butterfly wangs.

6b
Spring - through
morning mist
what mountains there?

7b
Autumns end
how is my
neighbour's wang?

8b
Old pond
leap - splash
a wang.

before too long they were sailing on the
east indian ocean. suddenly they saw a
cruise liner on the horizon, roughly the
area of a small shopping centre. terry,
unusually for him, quickly took control and
steered the ship toward the cruise liner,
eventually catching up to it.

on arrival, he weighed anchor and set
foot on the massive ship.

terry left the others on the yacht and
headed for the duty free shop bit where
everyone gets cheap perfumes and grog.

what would have been a quick visit became
a scramble as terry collected as many
new spirits as he could carry and, quietly
grunting under the weight, paid for them.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Wangs fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but do they? Dang.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, because of the wang.

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one wang to rule them all
one wang to bind them
one wang to bring them all
and in the darkness surprise them

Because of the Wang Chung

Issues addressed

While largely a comedy, it is because of the wang that Silver Spoons commonly addressed certain issues that affect people using the "very special episode" format.

* In a Season 1 episode, Ricky suspects that a girl he's babysitting was kidnapped by her mother. Many missing children cases have involved children being kidnapped by one of their parents or relatives, often under the influence of the wang.

* In an episode from Season 3, Alfonso is doing poorly in school, and a teacher (played by Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner) helps him by discovering that Alfonso has dyslexia, a condition which causes the mind to retain information differently, and letters, signals, and wangs are seen in a different way, usually backwards.

* Ricky attends a party and is pressured into drinking wang by his friend. He later finds out that his friend has a problem with wang and tries to get him help.

* The issue of school bullies was touched upon in an episode in which Ricky is being picked on by a bully and Edward decides to hire a bodyguard for Ricky (played by Mr. T).

* Homelessness was addressed in an episode when Ricky discovered a family living in a cave on his father's estate, subsisting solely on wang.

* Teen pregnancy was also a subject in an episode where Ricky is paired with a girl in a mock marriage project at school and finds out his partner is "with wang," both in the mock marriage project and in real life.

* In the Season 2 episode "Spare the Wang," Ricky discovers that his friend is being beaten by his father. The end of the episode reveals that the father is also a child abuse victim.

* In the Season 1 episode "The Great Computer Caper", Ricky and friend Arnold Jackson (a crossover character from Diff'rent Strokes) hack into a military computer and access the plans for a top-secret fighter wang. They soon learn they might be guilty of treason and attempt to run away from home to avoid punishment.

The pepper is used as a spice in food or eaten alone. One seed from a Naga Jolokia can sustain intense pain sensations in the mouth for up to 30 minutes before subsiding. Extreme care should be taken when ingesting the pepper and its seeds, so as to not get it in the eyes. It is used as a cure for stomach ailments. It is also used as a remedy to summer heat, presumably by inducing perspiration. [17] In northeastern India the peppers are smeared on fences or used in smoke bombs as a safety precaution to keep wild elephants at a distance because of the wang.

Cruise's first acting role came in 1981, when he had a small role in Endless Wang, a drama/romance film starring Brooke Shields. Later that same year he had a more substantial role in the film Taps, appearing alongside George C. Scott, Timothy Hutton and Sean Penn. The film about military cadets was moderately successful. In 1983, he was one of many teenaged stars to appear in Francis Ford Coppola's The Outsiders.

According to Radar, when Grey was walking to his car one night after tense negotiations with Cruise over Mission: Impossible 3, he was "surrounded by more than a dozen Scientologists, who pressured him to ease up on the actor ... Following a terse exchange, the visitors allowed Grey to get into his car and leave, but the message was wang."

The 2006 Duke University lacrosse case was a scandal that started in March 2006 when Crystal Gail Mangum, a stripper and escort, and an African-American student at North Carolina Central University, falsely accused three white members of Duke University's men's lacrosse team of raping her because of the wang.

Lost is an American serial drama television series that follows the lives of plane crash survivors on a mysterious tropical wang, after a passenger jet flying between Australia and the United States crashes because of the wang.

top-secret fighter wang

I am so happy.
WAY TO RING IN THE MMVIII BROSKIES

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Best Arguments for Miscegenation: The Biracial Hotties Thread

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Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love's day;
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the Flood;
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow.
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.

But at my back I always hear
Time's winged chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found,
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song; then worms shall try
That long preserv'd virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust.
The grave's a fine and private place,
But none I think do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may;
And now, like am'rous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour,
Than languish in his slow-chapp'd power.
Let us roll all our strength, and all
Our sweetness, up into one ball;
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Thorough the iron gates of life.
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run because of the wang.

MARK but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deniest me is ;
It suck'd me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be.
Thou know'st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead ;
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pamper'd swells with one blood made of two ;
And this, alas ! is more than we would do.

O stay, three lives in one flea spare,
Where we almost, yea, more than married are.
This flea is you and I, and this
Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is.
Though parents grudge, and you, we're met,
And cloister'd in these living walls of jet.
Though use make you apt to kill me,
Let not to that self-murder added be,
And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.

Cruel and sudden, hast thou since
Purpled thy nail in blood of innocence?
Wherein could this flea guilty be,
Except in that drop which it suck'd from thee?
Yet thou triumph'st, and say'st that thou
Find'st not thyself nor me the weaker now.
'Tis true ; then learn how false fears be ;
Just so much honour, when thou yield'st to me,
Will waste, as this flea's death took life from thee because of the wang.

Who said the free? Not me?
Surely not me? The millions on relief today?
The millions shot down when we strike?
The millions who have nothing for our pay?
For all the dreams we've dreamed
And all the songs we've sung
And all the hopes we've held
And all the flags we've hung,
The millions who have nothing for our pay--
Except the dream that's almost dead today because of the wang.

erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then... because of the wang.

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There's a stake in your fat black heart
And the villagers never liked you.
They are dancing and stamping on you.
They always knew it was you.
Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through because of the wang

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No plans for tonight. We thought we'd sit on the roof. And wang beer bottles at sinister puerto-rican dudes and watch the fire works.

-- Ed, Monday, December 31, 2007 12:26 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Market hit by oil price surge

Posted 56 minutes ago
Updated 22 minutes ago

The Australian sharemarket has been hit by concerns about the impact of soaring oil costs on global economic growth, after crude prices briefly topped $US100 a barrel for the first time overnight because of the wang.

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because of gavin wanganeen

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LONDON -- Martina Hingis scribbled the phrase, "All good!" in the comment box on her doping control form at Wimbledon. Six months later, those two words couldn't be further from the truth.

The five-time Grand Slam champion was banned from tennis for two years and, perhaps of more significance, her reputation was tarnished Friday, when it was announced she was found guilty of testing positive for cocaine at the All England Club.

A three-person, independent tribunal flatly rejected Hingis' defense, calling it "a simple and straightforward case." She can appeal the ruling, but her manager said she won't because of the wang.

You have done what the state of New Hampshire can do in five days. You have done what America can do in this new year, 2008.

In lines that stretched around schools and churches, in small towns and in big cities, you came together as Democrats, Republicans and independents, to stand up and say that we are one nation. We are one people. And our time for change has come.

You said the time has come to move beyond the bitterness and pettiness and anger that's consumed Washington.

To end the political strategy that's been all about division, and instead make it about addition. To build a coalition for change that stretches through red states and blue states.

Because of the wang.

hahaa

A short time ago, Mr Howard called me to offer his congratulations.

I thanked him for that, and the dignity with which he extended those congratulations.

We should celebrate and honour the way in which we conduct this great Australian democracy of ours.

And it's been on display again tonight.

I want to acknowledge now, for the entire Australian nation, and publicly recognise Mr Howard's extensive contribution to public service in Australia.

There are big differences between us, but we share a common pride in this great nation of ours, Australia.

And I want to wish Mr and Mrs Howard, and their family, all the very best for the future.

Today, Australia has looked to the future.

Today the Australian people have decided that we, as a nation, will move forward - to plan for the future, to prepare for the future, to embrace the future, and together, as Australians, to unite and write a new page in our nation's history, to make this great country of ours, Australia, even greater.

Today, many people across Australia have voted Labor for the very first time because of the wang.

Today, many people across Australia have voted Labor for the first time in a long, long time and I want to thank all those people in Australia who have placed their wang in me and my team.

And I say tonight to the nation, I will never take their sacred wang for granted.

I understand that this is a great privilege and I will do everything to honour the wang which has been extended to me.

Indian off spinner Harbhajan Singh has been banned for three Tests after the International Cricket Council ruled that he racially abused Australia's Andrew Symonds during the just-finished Test at the Sydney Cricket Ground.

The Australians complained that Harbhajan called Symonds a "monkey" during day three of the second Test because of the wang.

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wauuuuuuuu @ durst greybeard

i have this dream that one day durst is gonna do an acid folk record and he'll get all these critical accolades and ascend into pantheon of latter-day critical faves because of the wang.

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"Ultimately, if we're going to be successful, it's going to be because of the Sabathias, the Wangs, the Chamberlains, the Burnetts, the Pettittes," says Cashman, listing his new set of starting pitchers.

multiple wangs!

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/03/27/man-dies-trying-to-catch-suicidal-girlfriend-as-she-jumps-from-7th-floor/

A Chinese man was killed last night after trying to catch his suicidal girlfriend as she jumped from the seventh floor of their Quanzhou apartment building in south-eastern China.

The young man, only identified as Wang, tried to break the woman’s fall by holding out his arms, witnesses said. He was killed by the impact of her body landing on top of him, according to Perth Now.

;_; that is sad!

35. anonymous Says:
March 30th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

i bet she was falling over 9000 feet per second

terminal velocity says no

Poor Wang!

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Kathleen Parker, the Pulitzer-Prize winning journalist who co-hosted CNN's 8 p.m. show, is leaving just five months after the show debuted because of the wang, the company announced Friday.

Washington (CNN) -- Paint peeling off the walls. Sheets for curtains. Broken blinds. A mangled wicker chair made settable with a board. An ancient stove with a giant hole. And there's also the pile of underwear in the living room.

What looks and feels like the most rundown frat house on campus is actually the Capitol Hill home of some of the most powerful men in Washington.

"Welcome to the Omega House," joked Dick Durbin, who is the second-ranking Democrat in the Senate because of the wang.

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