My Friend Got Us Thrown Out of a Karaoke Bar By the Flamboyant Host

Yeah absolutely. This one time i ordered a drink that i hated on purpose so i could complain about it. then i insulted the bartender. And they asked me to leave???? crazy!

the only time someone ever brought back a drink to me when I bartended: someone ordered 2 beers, a whiskey and coke and something ridiculous, like a gin and diet coke or rum and diet coke. I explained which coke drink had which color stirrer before he took them. 2 minutes later he brings back the whiskey drink saying it's bad. I take a sip and say "Uh, it's bad because it's rum/gin and diet coke and it's a horrible drink." So, he takes it back to the girl who ordered it, and then she brings it back saying it tastes bad. I make her another drink but do tell her that it tastes bad because she ordered a bad drink.

I've wanted to throw out so many people, because they were idiots, but usually I just had a drink instead.

I'm in two minds on this. But I work in a bar and I would have taken it back no question. But thought your friend was being an ass.

I know, someone orderd a rum and tonic last night. wtf?

yeah, i always remade drinks or added more alcohol if they said it's weak, but I will stick up for myself and let them know why they are wrong. I totally don't believe the customer is always right.

I really liked people ordering horrible drinks, and taking a sip in front of me and making a face, but then being a trooper and finishing their horrible drink.

I think people who order rum and diet cokes are the worst people in the world.

Or bad hairdressers who order cosmos and then get freaked out that they don't just taste like sugar.

lol rum n tonic... iiinteresting?

um, yeah, i think it was a case of "i'll be annoying" -- "well if you're gonna be annoying, then I'll be annoying too!"

The worst are people (when its busy) who order three things then disappear and come back and ask for one more thing, and one more thing and then *wait a second* "what are you having? go on!" etc etc.

the woeful customer service perspective on humanity is unsettling... i work phones and that IS the worst, actually, when people call and are looking through the whoooole black book before than place an order. it's like, know what you want!

(xcuse the typos pls!)

Every now and again you get some drunk guy who can only remember his round one drink at a time and then basically tells you starting out that you are an idiot who will only be able to remember it one drink at a time, really slowing you down as the rest of the customers are like um, can we actually order and then you get their order in the time it takes him to come staggering back and it goes on like this for some time.

I know, or people who go "whadda ya got?" and expect an answer. i have a bar thankyou.

YES, that sucks.

ppl will call me and be like what do you have this month, and i'll be like, ummm a LOT OF SHOWS, LOOK AT THE 8 BROCHURES WE SENT YOU. ; /

but n e way yeah i woulda been super pissed if they threw me out but i find the best thing in those circumstances is just to understand that iTS THEIR PROBLEM for being bitchy mcbitches. and just move on to a better bar. i mean, bad beer and stupid hosts? bad

What the fuck is wrong with rum and coke you freak?

no no -- RUM AND CREAM SODA

diet coke

I've heard someone complain about this around here before

I'm assuming it was you.

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That could be good.

its sooooo good, esp. fr the holiday season.

Yeah absolutely. This one time i ordered a drink that i hated on purpose so i could complain about it. then i insulted the bartender. And they asked me to leave???? crazy!

Sooooooooo not getting it. His problem wasn't with the beer, it was that the beer itself had gone bad. IE, the yeast....

As far as insulting the bartender, well, he spoke the truth ....I served in restaurants for years and had I done somethign like that to someone I probably woulda gotten reprimanded for insinuating the customer was a loon.

It wasn't a case of "I don't like this beer"...if someone serves you a beer with a born-on date of September, I suppose you just drink it and say nothing?

There was this really funny group who decided to only order bizarre things and see what they tasted like. It wasn't wasteful because they drank it all and got really drunk and were even funnier.

hahaha that does sound fun

I know this guy who insulted the bar girl once and then apologized but she was like "seriously, fuck you" and he was started being "why are you being so rude" and then complained to the manager, who was going out with this chick.

I think he does a lot of coke.

But he called her something really horrible to begin with

and fyi, I'm not a proponent of 'the customer is always right', either.

I could, at times, be a hard ass when I took manager calls at my current job before my role changed and I didn't have to do that anymore.

But if someone has actually stated that the beer itself has gone bad (not that they don't LIKE the beer), might help to check it out, even if you doubt it.

(for the record, my friend is pretty much right on the money when he says things like that...they probably didn't realize he works in the alcohol profession.)

wat are those weird green drinks, medori sours? what is that? i had one once, it was so good!!!!

i guess it really depends on the type of bar. a dive bar in nyc would really not waste their time checking on your beer, maybe. i dunno, it's hard to imagine knowing what a bad beer would taste like.

well yea, once the profanity or the heavy insults come in, that's a one and done.

in my profession (benefits), you'd be surprised how many times idiots will complain nobody told them they had to do such and such within 30 days, and then you'll tell them they were mailed a letter saying just that and they will say "I didn't get it".

According to some of these clowns, the mail service must lose 70% of their mail!

Or my favorite, is when someone doesn't pay a bill because they don't get one in the mail. IE, it gets lost, or, more likely, they misplace it and forget about it.

so if I know I have a monthly recurring Cingular bill, and I don't get it one month, that means the month is free? No, it means you call and ask for another copy.

well yea, we live in Florida.

I wouldn't doubt it in New York. I'm fairly respectable of the whole "when in Rome, do as the Romans do" motif. Last time we went to NY my other Florida cronies that were with me were miffed that they wouldn't split the check and after trying to point out that NYC ain't Florida, I gave up and let them whine for the next 10 minutes in silence.

haha yes there is a set of expectations...

and for the record, I love New York, so I tend to defend everything about it

sometimes the power trip thing is hilarious. it's like, i work in a public/entertainment kind of arena, but i never feel that my job is so important that i should be rude to ppl, or kick them out, etc for something kinda small. awful.

it's like OOO you're so fucking important, you hold the key to my either drinking or not at your bar. I BOW DOWN, FUCKER.

hmm, yea.

rum and DIET cokes are horrible. i don't think it was me that complained about it before. I am not a big fan of rum in general, but rum and diet cokes are awful shit. But luckily where I bartended in ny, people only really order whiskey and pbr 70% of the time.

What is your job?

haha those are like my favorite things to order, even tho i usually order vodka. altho do places like have pbr a lot? i never feel like they do

me? arts administration

It's more fun to tell someone to go to Hell in a way that they look forward to the trip (sorry for the bad cliche).

and of course, your secret is God's secret.

I ALWAYS hated, as a server, the people who would walk in 1 minute prior to close. Now, for perspective--had I worked in a GOOD restaurant, I may not have minded being kept late for a straggler, but this was a struggling restaurant that probably wrote its monthly returns in black ink once in a two year period.

(Hint: a restaurant that shares its name with a vehicle brand and serves California style mexican food).

So one day it was dead, I was tired and wanted to go home, and I was closer, so I got everything ready, we hadn't had a customer in ages, and right as the clock was to strike closing time, these two walked in...and knowing full well, they sat down anyway.

so in my irrational rage (back in my I hate everything for no good reason phase), I went to the kitchen, and got the salsa we were required to bring every table, and put ketchup, mustard, jalapeno peppers, a quarter of a bottle of habanero sauce...anything I could find into it, and mixed it up and took it to the table.

when I got back they were suffering from the concoction and asked if we had a milder salsa. I grinned and said it was the mild...but then felt bad a little later and brought them a different one without telling them.

i'm like a ticket + event fairy. whoa post post k

omg ha that souns AWFUL!

I vowed to never go back to retaurants and haven't since....

Aren't you hungry? (sorry)

haha!

funny, i was talking about this the other day ... when i was a kid, me and my folks would go out for meals (often to the local berni inn or similar -- oh yeh, the eighties in the north of england!) with the next-door neighbours.

mr N-DN was actually a reasonable bloke but had a bottomless capacity for dickwittery, and would manage to fuck off waiters within about five seconds of us getting in the door. casual sexism, offhand comments, you name it ... once he actually asked a waitress, half-way through the meal, if she'd mind "getting the other girl to serve us, because we like her better". it was like he didn't actually realise what a cock he was being. despite us trying to explain, repeatedly.

i hate to think how much "chef's special sauce" me and my parents have been forced to eat because of that throbber. i think, in the end, my mum and dad were forced to be spectacularly blunt with him. and i don't remember going out with them again.

WOW

the end result is that i go out of my way to be nice to waiters. who probably think i'm an ingratiating wanker, and break out the special sauce all over again :(

noooo

I ordered a G+T in Monterey and got given Gin and Soda (wtf? is this normal in US of States?). I complained, but they said they didn't have tonic, so they gave me the biggest martini I've ever had as a free replacement. Score.

and for the record, I love New York, so I tend to defend everything about it.

New York I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down

sweet

xp

Around the middle of the night, my friend orders a Foster's (for whatever reason, he HATES that beer)

I gotta say that this sounds a bit suspicious. He orders a beer he hates, and then he bitches about it? Unless y'r a princess, beer-gone-"bad" is at least drinkable: It's not like wine that's turned to vinegar. I suspect that the reason he ordered the Foster's (the "non-bad" specimens of which resemble "recycled" beer, granted) was so that he could stage a little drama.

The right thing to do in this situation is simply to order a different beer without attempting to "return" the offensive brew. If asked why, then explanations may be given.

"You know, you're a great karaoke singer, but a bad bartender"

Yr pal may know a lot about alcohol, but he sure doesn't know how to hold his own.

beer-gone-"bad" is at least drinkable: It's not like wine that's turned to vinegar

i beg to differ. "off" lager is fucking horrid. and when bitter goes bad ... jesus, it's like drinking liquefied fart.

(that said, i agree with the central premise here: if the dude hates fosters, why buy fosters?)

My parents were restauranteurs so I grew up in the business and am normally really polite to servers and customers. The only time I ever had to ask a bouncer to thow someone out was when I was bartending and a regualar (and friend up until that point) got so drunk that he started harassing me and demanding that I fuck him. I think I was pretty justified in having him ejected and subsequently banned from the bar.

Also agreed. Tha fact that he ordered Fosters in the first place makes the whole thing weird.

At the very least, there are degrees of "having-gone-badness" of beer. There's "bad" beer I won't drink that nevertheless is less vile than Red White and Blue.

The bit that tips me off that the brew may not have been gag-reflex-inducing is the proclamation that this fella knows beer/wine up and down. My bet is that he was drunk ("middle of the night") and decided that he had something to prove to his companions.

Also, the salience of the host's "flamboyance" is unclear, apart from a gratuitous "fag" slam.

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I got thrown out of a banquet at an Austin, TX, Doubletree for calling one of the employees some kind of gay insult.

Foster's tastes like skunk beer already. It's like ordering Busch Light and complaining that it's too watery.

^^^ So true.

Foster's... i can't remember if i've had it. maybe like once, but really maybe not. do people drink Foster's?

i haven't drunk it in years. i certainly wouldn't go out of my way to ask for it.

when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.

If your friend really knew anything about beer and liquor he wouldn't drink stella.

stella >>>>>>>> a lot of the other piss that's out there.

stella's the most popular beer in europe!

sort of like saying "miller lite rules!" but if you have to drink piss lager stella's the best of that breed by many, many very long shots

i went to a table last night to deliver some coffees and the old guy (dining with his two twenty-something sons) roughly nudged me and asked 'what are ya doing after work, darlin'?'.

i replied 'ahhh GOING HOME'

'ohh ya little [something sounding like 'crackkity'??] whore'.

would have bet my left arm that this was a hoos thread

HOOS does the throwing out, sucka.

when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.

^correct^

if you're going to get kicked out you might aswell make it worth your while. i've sen people do this and STILL not get kicked out!
personally, i would have opted to light something on fire.

last time i got thrown out of a pub i managed to walk back in and carry on drinking. i even shook the manager's hand as i left. nice guy.

My bet is that he was drunk ("middle of the night") and decided that he had something to prove to his companions.

Rofl, this friend is a classy guy and was in no way inebriated.

I'm sorry I even mentioned that he dislikes fosters because he drinks beers he's not fond of frequently as a change of pace and usually doesn't say a word.

He does tend to 'expect' high levels of quality and we've had to talk to him about him sweating the small stuff too much, but he only brought it back because the beer itself went bad. I've never seen him return a beer otherwise.

Plus...he offered to pay for it anyway. Suspicious? nah.

I know I'm gonna get shit for saying "classy guy" now htat I said he insulted the bartender. ick.

LOCK THREAD PLZ.

Face it, dude. Yr pal is Princess Wannagirliedrink.

So why WAS he called McLovin?

wow the assumptions in this thread are really dumb

slumpman--he isn't always creative :)

OMG, Bo is totally secret-crushing on this friend!

The part Bo left out was how he kept giving the bartender titty-twisters.

My manager, my bartender and myself will not tolerate your insults to our beer etc

Just how flamboyant was this bar anyways?

when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.

I kind of did this once only I went behind the bar when the bartender went out back and started pouring and downing my own pint. Wait - that may have been why I got kicked out. It's a little fuzzy.

Lock the thread I started in ILE about getting kicked out of karaoke bar

I opened a can of worms I didn't intend to, and I think we've all covered the bases in this one!

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, January 6, 2008 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

welcome to the internet, bitch

-- TOMBOT, Sunday, January 6, 2008 6:20 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

so how much did you tip?

that's retardedly gay since he doesn't seem to mind locking other threads. oh well.

I tipped fine. I always tip well. I hate those who don't.

besides I tipped before everything happened.

would you go so far as to say flamboyantly gay?

No further comments.

--Parcells

listen, blowjob overface, there were a lot of folks who wanted you banhammerized the first week you started posting, but you're still here. watch ya mouf.

suck my dick

omg

Something's going to happen!!

And it ain't that he's gonna S your D!!!!

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Bo Jackson Overdrive gets himself thrown out of a ILX by the flamboyant moderator!

i am LITERALLY loling at this exchange!

the Tiannenman Square pic was hilarious.

farewell everyone!

the only one who thinks I'm funny ;_;

Goodbye to the person I disagree with the 2nd most on ILX! We'll always have Gabbnebb!

Don't let the door hit you!

*sprays febreze*

!!!

holy

holy shit blowjob overface

wow

aww - and we were only just getting to know eachother.

im so sad i missed this

hahaha Louis

this thread was begging for some HOOS, to be honest.

*sprays febreze*

-- roxymuzak, 07 January 2008 00:13 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

actually, i thought at first this was a HOOS reference!

chuckles

i've never been thrown out of a bar and as my big 30 approaches feel that this might be Failure #73 on a continuing list

there's plenty of time for that one, my friend.
neither have i now that i think about it. i have been refused entry, however!

roffle!

refused entry is nothing if you've ever been out uptown anywhere with about 8 other guys.

does being asked to leave count? i've never been physically thrown out of anywhere.

this thread went from totally flamboyant to THREAD OF THE WEEK

a++ gold stars to abbott, hoos, tom, roxy, grady, even jhøshea!!! mvp obviously to bo jackson overdrive!

I don't think I've been thrown out of a bar since I was a teenager, but hey at least I got that in before I turned 30! Unfortunately I was thrown out for barfing everywhere (on more than one occasion).

Beer that's gone off is fucking gross. Not that I've encountered it in pubs very often at all. I can only think of one time. I got it changed with no problem though, although the barman did try to persuade me that that's how it's supposed to taste. I had to point out I'd been drinking the same beer at the same place for months and that was the 1st pint I'd had that tasted like that.

oh - not crowded snooty bar sort of refused entry. but cruddy, no cover meat market not letting us in because of our clearly inebriated & belligerent state. this also happened at a hole in the wall goth bar.

even jhøshea!!!

wtf dude even

Or my favorite, is when someone doesn't pay a bill because they don't get one in the mail. IE, it gets lost, or, more likely, they misplace it and forget about it.

i used to do this all the time

Around the middle of the night, my friend orders a Foster's...he goes to exchange it for a Stella Artois.

o_O

so if I know I have a monthly recurring Cingular bill, and I don't get it one month, that means the month is free? No, it means you call and ask for another copy.

I have a couple of times had bills genuinely either lost in the post or run off with by housemates, and my credit card bill has in the past turned up anywhere between the 20th of the previous month to the 5th of the next month, maybe an even wider range than that.

If, maybe due to the post service being unreliable locally, maybe because of some administrative cockup at your end (you think your minimum wage staff in charge of getting the bills sent out have never made a mistake? meanwhile my other half keeps finding that banks and utilities companies have the wrong address for him no matter how often he corrects it), my credit card bill hasn't arrived at any point in the fortnight-long variation of when it arrives each month, and it turns out that by the time I realise it's already too late to pay it because it actually should've arrived at the start of that half-month date range, that means I should have to pay a $50 fine, trash my credit rating and be charged interest on the entire amount?

Well, yeah, I guess it does, especially to the moneygrubbing robot minds that run banks, but I will not be very pleased to be told on the phone that I must be a stealing timewaster pretending to be massively naive for not having your intended payment date (and the certainty that your bill has not already arrived and been paid 3 weeks ago without me remembering) tattooed on my brain.

Oh I'm sure he does not actually say that *on the phone*, but ...

LOL J/K JOE GOOD BUDDY

well, nobody makes minimum wage at my company for one, and much of the mail process is automated...

but when comparing the two possibilities, I think I'm not very likely to believe that 30% of the mail isn't being delivered properly. The majority of the time the claims are made is when some kind of notification letter goes out to inform them about something.

Some of the claims were probably honest, but let's face it, most of them are bullshit. They got the letter, read it once, forgot about it, and then realized they forgot to do something, so they lie in an attempt to get out of it. Problem is, my company ain't a cell phone company or a company selling material goods.

its kinda funny how ur not banned

I'm very confused about that myself.

I fear a nuclear warhead is coming to my house instead.

Feel free to tell us all about it here: THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE DISCUSS WHY WE ARE BANNED FROM THE IDIOT THREAD REPOSITORY (Not really safe for work, obviously)

feel free to suck my ass

Surmounter is awesome on this thread.

Hey Ramzi missed u at the NYC FAP bro!!!!!!!!!!

xp That won't get the warhead out.

ramzi is a bro

lol @ ppl catching on to bjo. if only you read ilnfl...

Q: What's BJO's favourite kind of music?

A: Minimal house.

Enough. Beddybyes arriveth.

that said i don't think he is that bad

Touche, Kerm, Touche!

I kid. Congrats on avoiding the Tomblix inspectors thus far.

Tombot MIA today or what?

HE'S HIDIN IN THE BUSHES THEY'RE AL-

Tombot MIA today or what?

-- roxymuzak, Monday, January 7, 2008 2:52 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol crush

not so fast, his post count's a-droppin'

monday exhaustion. giving a shit not on the menu today!

guess this is my curtain call.

*crickets*

now you're really just flattering yourself

No I ain't. I know full well everybody would be happier with me not here.

aww

SWAT IT, TOMBOT

jesus don't turn this into an After School Special with Alyssa Milano

A very special Blossom.

is Six going to be naked?

ok, ban

can anybody name a new poster in the past year or so (sockpuppets don't count) that people DIDN'T hop all over their jock asking for ban action

the ones no one remembers

can anybody name a new poster in the past year or so (sockpuppets don't count) that people DIDN'T hop all over their jock asking for ban action

-- El Tomboto, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:37 PM (Monday, January 7, 2008 7:37 PM) Bookmark Link

deej? i don't read many threads.

yeah I don't actually recall deej or dell getting anybody up in arms much

max

apparently the key is to avoid the shift key when registering

louis is really courting danger with that capital J

dell

I was to understand there was pie and punch

i don't think there were calls to ban me?

nobody spoil my illusions here or anything

I don't even know who's new anymore.

have you been in hiding lately btw?

lol, nah I've been really, really busy with school/work this year. also drinking beer with my boyfriend.

awes

also drinking beer with my boyfriend.

living the dream

no yoke

i wasn't around when you were new hoos, but:

33. BIG HOOS aka the steendriver goes from CIO-target-number-one to loveable and crucial part of the ILX family without hardly changing his posting style at all.

-- gr8080, Sunday, December 23, 2007 5:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

i had:

BAN JORDAN SARGENT

Ban John Justen

lol

i just put together that droooone= w4lter.

what happened to him btw?

I remember reading some article in "Psychology Today" magazine, which even at the time I read it, the magazine was a pale shadow of its former self. Anyhow, there was a piece about which cliches were true-to-life or not...like examining "familiarity breeds contempt" and "absence makes the heart grow fonder".

The conclusions drawn were that the more familiar one is with a person in a given context, the more one tends to warm towards them...and the greater the person's absence time-wise, the more one tends to forget them.

STalkers, don't take heart from this; you're likely fucked in any event...

reverend is cool with me hes just kinda crotchety

-- and what, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:42 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

more miccio than lex, i mean

-- and what, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:42 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

thanks?

I never got ban-calls, but I was pretty quiet through my first year or so here, or at least I would like to think I was.

lol i thought for a while that you were skidmore-style old

"that rev's gotta have a great time knitting and listening to reggaeton records"

lol @ deej calling you a pop-ist.

wtf is a 'humansuit'?

RIP humansuit

heaven needed another small cat

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some people called for a "Ban Darramous" every time i posted, but i think that was either a case of mistaken identity or dom trying to be funny.

I never got ban-calls, but I was pretty quiet through my first year or so here, or at least I would like to think I was.

yeah early quietness is key to not getting a ban thread, but now im sort of jealous that i never got one

all i got was "there's a grady now???"

can't be too quiet, traceable history wildcard

Weird thread.

'tis a fly boatman's balmy font. I love Bobby's newfound enthusiasm for ILX.

Wow, how did I miss this one? Awesome.

dear max rBo Jackson Overdrive,

usually when we here at ILX have a general aversion to a new poster, it's usually an accurate one. you suck.

-- cutty, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:39 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

Mebbe its cos I only post to threads about Britney and Black Dice and the Gay thread, but people have only ever been supernice to me.

I'm banned from the Noise Board though.

we = 6 people

nah tiarnan, it's 'cos you arrived on more or less the same day as another 19 year-old UK&Eire student, who took the apportioned shit of two men

oh and the fact i post to more or less every thread EXCEPT those ones :D

Your search - "ban colonel poo" - did not match any documents.

Damn, I need to step up my game.

this thread has gone FUBAR!!!

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"You know, you're a great karaoke singer, but a bad bartender".

aside from WORST ZING EVAH.

we need to know - what did the bartender sing????????

"Can you guys ban Thermo Thinwall's ip from hitting ilx at all..."

i r loved

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oh holy hell, totally wrong thread...!

RIGHT THREAD

you'll be delighted to know that my mum walked in the room just as i loaded that one up

i AM delighted :D

I think she sang Fallin' by Alicia Keys, butI could be wrong

Not that you asked, but I sang "Practice What You Preach" by Barry White

Seriously, this is the weirdest thing ever.

I think people who order rum and diet cokes are the worst people in the world.

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I miss Yerac.