moving wallpaper/echo beach: UK TV eats itself, chokes on own vomit, dies lying in a stinking pool of its own excrement?

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just discovered this nugget as i put together the TV listings page for thursday's paper:


9.00 Moving Wallpaper
New comedy set behind the scenes on a TV soap — Echo Beach, which follows. See Picks. (S) (AD) 6584

9.30 Echo Beach
Spoof soap, played straight, starring Jason Donovan and Martine McCutcheon as ex-lovers in a Cornish surfing resort. See Picks. (S) (AD) 80381

what the fuck, ITV? the line between "clever" and "really fucking shit" is nowhere near as fine as you think.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

i'm intrigued

blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeh, but i was intrigued by tubgirl. for a fraction of a second.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

The comedy behind-the-scenes thing stars Ben Miller, which might mean it warrants an initial viewing, though I'm convinced it won't work. Mostly because I think they are hoping people will buy into the soap and stop it being a pisstake and start being an actual new soap, except with a gimmicky launch.

ailsa, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

I really, really like Moving Wallpaper (I've seen the final 3 eps). Apparently ep 1 takes a while to get going but it quickly improves.

But Simon, nice kneejerk condemnation of an actual innovative idea you don't understand ;)

Mark C, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

"innovative"? in what possible way? hellfire, i'd stop short at "idea". it's fucking "extras" split into two. as for "understand" ... if i'm missing something then it's only, as morrissey once put it, because it's gone completely under my head.

you like "moving wallpaper"; what about the actual soapy wank? because that's as big a part of the deal here.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

so where is the essential elimination element of this show?

blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

and, y'know, sorry if i'm traducing some of your clients here, mark, which i assume from your reaction i must be. but, umm ... no, ultimately life's too short.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

so where is the essential elimination element of this show?

i think the whole idea was eliminated from someone's bowels.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

why don't you give it a go and then report back. the worst that can happen is a smug sense of being right all along.

blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

tsk tsk all this negativity on ilx

DG, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

for pretty much the same reason i don't intend to give "putting my cock in a vice" a go. i'd add: "i have a TV reviewer to do that for me", but i realise he's not actually bothered to review it. which sorta says it all.

THAT SAID: i'm gonna have to now, am i not? me and my big mouth.

(watch it, i mean. not put my cock in a vice.)

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

the worst that can happen is a smug sense of being right all along

also: this is my default state ;)

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

yeh, but i was intrigued by tubgirl. for a fraction of a second.

-- grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:20

9.00 Grimly Fiendish
New ensemble comedy follows misadventures of internet addict. See Picks. (S) (AD) 6584

9.30 Tubgirl
Projectile diarrhea. See Picks. (S) (AD) 80381

M.V., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

SEE, MICHAEL GRADE? THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE COMMISSIONING.

(although, y'know, that first half-hour ain't gonna be easy to fill.)

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

(not to turn this thread into a knob-off, but it's always funny seeing British people complain about their television when Aus and NZ television is almost worse than no television at all)

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

Italian TV is the worst in the world.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

what? antoine de caunes and jean-paul gaultier said it was all scantily clad laydeez running round pouting. sounds ace to me.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

It isn't. Dom otm. Not only terrible, but boring with it.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

I mean who'd want to watch this woman...
http://www.myvintagetv.com/Italian%20TV/TV1.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

yeh ... terrible ... sorry, what? was miles away there.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

The thing is though that somehow they manage to make her and every other pouting scantily clad lady really really dull. The programmes go on and on, the studios are huge empty spaces with flashing lights, the presenters are all teeth and no charisma and everything is interrupted every ten minutes with some bizarre singing and dancing. It's entertaining for about half an hour but after that you can just feel your brain cells dying off.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

I mean I LOVE Italy but their TV is just unwatchable.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Unlike Echo beach which i'm sure will be unmissable.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Someone told me that the Italian Deal or No Deal has the banker in the corner dressed up as Death with a dark cloak and sickle and all that shit, so that's a winner right there.

ailsa, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

bump, in vain bid to pique the interest of the UK bored-at-work crew ...

grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

IS IT AS GOOD AS THE ST TRINIAN'S MOVIE THO?

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

Someone told me that the Italian Deal or No Deal has the banker in the corner dressed up as Death with a dark cloak and sickle and all that shit, so that's a winner right there.

Not only that, instead of boxes it has cariaature busts of famous people. The banker shuffles across to hand deliver the envelope with the offer in it to the clanging of a church bell.

aldo, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

my brothers and i once sat transfixed at late-night cypriot tv and then agreed between ourselves that we had glimpsed the inferno

Just got offed, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't seen Echo Beach, but then I don't watch any soaps these days so *shrug*

Mark C, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

nice kneejerk condemnation

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

Will reserve judgement until I've actually seen the thing, but already I'm disappointed that they didn't do this with River City when it started. Then again they would have probably had to cast

Fred MacAulay
COMEDIAN

in the Ben Miller role.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

From what little I've seen of Italian DOND, isn't it also heavily implied that The Banker is a mafioso?

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

Could be, don't remember. Another good thing on Italian TV - Antonella Clerici on La Prova del Cuoco, though I have no idea what's going on in it.

aldo, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

tsk tsk all this negativity on ilx

-- DG, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 7:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^^

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

That would be a good idea for our DOND - instead of 1p, one of the boxes contains a round of ammunition which when opening the box is triggered to fire automatically into the contestant. It would certainly up the stakes a bit and encourage that "extra ounce of courage."

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

No, scotch that since theoretically that would mean every contestant would get shot at some point.

Get the box to fire ammunition into the presenter - that way we get rid of Noel and get a new loathsome presenter every day to despatch. Jimmy Carr, Phil and Kirstie, Sarah Beeny - the possibilities are endless!

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

<i>IS IT AS GOOD AS THE ST TRINIAN'S MOVIE THO?

-- Noodle Vague,
</i>

I enjoyed the St Trinians movie. Fuck the haters.

Anna, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

And fuck BBcode.

Anna, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

RTFM

DG, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure Sarah Beeny's tits would soak up small arms fire.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'm looking forward to the St Trinian's Field Trip To Kenya sequel. Shot on location, of course.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

Ha. My brother auditioned for this, and I'm glad he didn't get a part.

The Boyler, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

really? for the soapy bit or the look-at-us-we're-so-fucking-clever bit? or did they not discriminate?

grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

i'd fire my small arms at sarah beeny's tits alright

DG, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

Look at us bit. He got the lead role in the film version of Awaydays instead.

The Boyler, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

It's a shame Laura Esposto doesn't wear outfits like that on Channel 5 (many x-posts)

Madchen, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

i'd fire my small arms at sarah beeny's tits alright

-- DG, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:04 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol thalidomide

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Radio Times says 'wtf'

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

Tom Warren - James Lance

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 10:01 (eighteen years ago)

Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke

Probably the most erratic britcom director ever.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 10 January 2008 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

New Soaps almost always get a critical booting. Which was the last new one to survive more than 12 months, Hollyoaks? This way, if everybody laughs at Echo Beach and points out how shit it is, the producers can just go "Naaaaaah, it was meant to be like that, you are too thick to understand our brilliant telly brains". Then axe it after 3 weeks.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

Also, people don't like to like soaps "ironically", especially new ones.

Sitting through a half hour show (MP) where the auience is being routinely insulted, and then watching the 'nice' 'serious' soap, they won't go for it.

All very creative, I just anticipate it getting halfway into the run, no-one watching the soap and the MovingPictures doing mediocrely. and getting dropped.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 January 2008 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, this has got "won't see out the series" written all over it.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke

Any relation? And who have they dug up to phone in a Martha and the Muffins cover in autotuned 08 styles?

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

French & Saunders - (1987-2004)
Smith and Jones - (1989-98)
Harry Enfield And Chums - (1994-97)
Knowing Me, Knowing You... with Alan Partridge - (1994-95)
The Mrs Merton Show - (1995-98)
It Happened Next Year - (1996)
I'm Alan Partridge - (1997-2002)
Smack the Pony (1999-2003)
The Morwenna Banks Specials (1999)
Tv To Go - (2000-02)
'Orrible - (2001)
Combat Sheep - (2001)
Daydream Believers - (2001)
The Kumars At No 42 - (2001-Present)
Matthew & Tone - (2002)
Spike Milligan I Told You I Was Ill A Live Tribute - (2002)
Swiss Toni - (2003-2004)
Green Wing - (2004-2007)

Erratic sure, but some genuine classics on there as well.

The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

Throw enough shit at a wall etc etc

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

How long did Night And Day last? That could have been good but tried way too hard to be "weird."

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I vaguely recall that. Not long at all. Wasn't the "Night" part supposed to be weird and the "Day" part more conventional?

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

I think he's Marcus's brother, if I remember correctly.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

Nepotism in the media? Don't believe it.

Tom D., Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'm happy to jump to conclusions on this one without having seen it. What was the last good ITV sitcom again?

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

Coronation Street.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

SHITV amirite

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 January 2008 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

I liked St Trins too. I think this could go either way (how straight will the late night soap be?) but interested that ITV are moving out of the comfort zones and trying to innovate.

Pete, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

I fear that any "innovation" here will of the Johnny Vegas/Barcelona type.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

I admire the way they are trying to innovate by launching a Soap starring heterosexual Jason Donovan and Martine McCutcheon.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

Well, it's not been done before.

Is JD playing someone who does surfing and that?

Mark G, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

I'm assuming Echo Beach is intended to outlast Moving Wallpaper?

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

Jason Donovan does not do "that" and he has won the court case to prove it.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

I seriously think Moving Wallpaper is there as a face-saver if EB goes tits up, and the plan is for EB to establish itself as a proper soap.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

'JD' and 'MM' were just on this morning not sounding too confident in what they'd been sent to promote

mind you they'd probably been thrown at the sight of carol vorderman pimping omega-3 crap while apparently dressed as ming the merciless

DG, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

"Well, it's not been done before."

i guess not, though 'larry sanders' isn't too far off. or 'annually retentive'.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Prediction - the soap will be funnier than the sitcom. And I don't mean unintentionally funny either.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

Are you saying the soap will be very funny or the sitcom painfully not?

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

So, my prediction:

1. Shows begin (fairly 100% on that one happening)
2. Shows get scheduled to run non-consecutively. Probably, soap gets earlier slot.
3. Comedy gets later slot.
4. One show dies.
5. Programme execs sit around and try to apportion blame.

Hang on, it's the dogs again, isn't it?

Mark G, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

The Three Dogs scenario - A 'thinky' thing...

Mark G, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

Well, whatever happens it can't be any worse than Bob Martin, if anyone else remembers that particular nail in the Barrymore coffin...

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

MOTM

Mark G, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1511/mbyt1.jpg

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

i guess not, though 'larry sanders' isn't too far off. or 'annually retentive'.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 12:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Someone's forgetting "The Show... with Bob Mills"

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

Of course Bob Martin was written by:

Bob Mills
COMEDIAN

- so its crapness was inbuilt.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 10 January 2008 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

Still think "In Bed With MeDinner" was one of the three best comedy shows of the 90s.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

Now you've lost me

Tom D., Thursday, 10 January 2008 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

wish that RT reviewer had used the rest of my thread title in her intro, too.

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

right. i'm going to watch this. every last sorry second of both bits. I AM DOING THIS FOR YOU, ILX. (and also to give me carte blanche to slag it off again, right enough.)

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

You should LIVEBLOG it.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm joining grimly. Gotta be better than The Truth About Your Food and Make Your Child Brilliant.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

JAMES LANCE IS IN UR TV, MAKING SOME QUIZZICAL FACES

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

lol ANGRY BOSS insults

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

"Is the Pope Polish?"
"No, he isn't"

You know what that is right there? That's LULZ.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

This is the first time I've watched something that isn't football on the telly for about six months.

jim, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Ok, you're going back to being my xbox 360 monitor for another 6 months, Mr TV.

jim, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

I got the timing wrong and thought the first part started at 9.30, and didn't see the point in watching Echo Beach on its own. Did I miss much?

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

That was great, Mark C OTM, that was like The Sopranos crossed with Chappelle's Show crossed with the elephant shitting on the floor on Blue Peter.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, I'm watching Spike Milligan on BBC4, "6-5 Special"

Mark G, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

That was great, Mark C OTM, that was like The Sopranos crossed with Chappelle's Show crossed with the elephant shitting on the floor on Blue Peter

okay. that's the first time i've cracked a smile in the past 49 minutes. actually, no: i did make a snorting noise at one of the lines in MW. but i think that was beer going down the wrong way.

if it existed on its own, as a standalone ho-ho-wacky-world-of-TV thing, it would be just about okay. but it doesn't. it's tacked on to what, 10 minutes in, is yawnsome fucking early-twenties soap shite of the ... SORRY, I THINK I'VE JUST HEARD THE WORST LINE ON TV THIS DECADE:

HIM: "i'm not gay"
HER, coquettishly: "me neither"

[exeunt HIM and HER on a motorbike]

anyway, where was i? yeh, soapy gunk that gets stuck to the pubes of misery and blocks up the plughole of life.

i mean. ROFFLE ROFFLE look they're doing up the surf shack because the "producer" blew the design budget on his wet room! ROFFLE ROFFLE it's suzy amy! (i'm surprised they didn't have her with a fucking great cum stain down her top.) ROFFLE ROFFLE it's an asian girl behind the bar! ROFFLE RO ... hang on, this is shit.

i really, really want to know more about the genesis of this thing. did they come up with the soap first, realise it blew, and decide to write something "clever" to try to impress people ...

... oh, HOO HOO HOO, there's just been a line about a wet room ...

because i really can't think of any other way this could be so bad.

in fairness to mark: MV was passable; i can quite believe it might get better. but it can't be divorced from the rest of it.

HER: "gayboy!"
HIM: "minger!"

OH THE WIT. OH THE REPARTEE.

bottom line: ITV1 obviously think we are all fucking idiots.

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

ecHOOS beach

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

aka the papermover

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'd watch that.

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

anyway. i'm gonna watch that stephen mangan thing on BBC2 now. i haven't watched this much telly in a night since ... er, a week or so ago.

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

glutton for punishment over here

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

IMDB is shit. whence do i recognise script-editor lass in MV?

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

I liked the soap more than the other programme which seemed terribly perdictable.

Minus points for Echo Beach - Jason Donovan's accent and daughter are quite irritating. The son and his leery mate are terrible - Skins rejects. MM is just dull. The property developer bit part (maybe developed later?) was awful.

Plus points - the headmistress from Grange Hill! The scenery! Unintentional lols (like the line grimly mentions above).

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

ho, this stephen mangan thing has kate ashfield and her beautiful eyes in it. rock.

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

I must be getting old and soft but I didn't hate it half as much as they did on the guardian liveblogging thing.... The bile poured on it makes me want to watch it tomorrow.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

i watched star trek instead :D

DG, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Some of the acting in the soap part of this was absolutely appalling.

nate woolls, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:45 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone ever liveblogged a liveblog?

Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

how is mangan thing I did not bother

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

What a mess the soap was - everybody wandering about totally lost (including a barely recognisable Mike Baldwin). At least things like Falcon Beach are honest trash.

Ben Miller did very well with atrocious material in MW but the obstacles are the same; Larry David, Garry Shandling etc. can get away with media in-jokes because they are international names and have established characters, whereas MW would only have been funny if Echo Beach had actually been good, but as it turned out the soap was as bad as they said it was. The British just can't do this sort of thing.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:50 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, it took me about 3 minutes to realise it was Mike Baldwin. Recognised Mrs McLusky straight away though.

nate woolls, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

mangan thing v average: lol man who happens to be recovering alcoholic (no dark humour at all, sadly) puts foot in it repeatedly. better than MV/EB, but then -- on balance -- leaving the TV switched off would have been better than MV/EB.

grimly fiendish, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

I only caught the ending, with the fight on the beach. It reminded me of the first ever episode of OC where Ryan is not like by the popular kids and fights on the beach. Was the rest of it anything like the OC?

I'll probly never watch it again, I only flicked it on because of this thread anyway.

Ste, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

xxp Mike Baldwin was in this ?? In that case, I might just check out another episode.

Ste, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

Was it as good as St Trinian's, though?

Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

It was like the cast of Crackerjack doing The O.C.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

Erm, isn't it the point that the soap is shit?

Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

FSVO 'point', obviously.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

Erm, isn't it the point that the soap is shit?

no! i don't think so at all. i think they thought it was a total postmodern ratings winner (actors from three other major soaps; english beaches; post-watershed screening, etc). but then someone, somewhere got cold feet so they tacked on this appalling meta-nonsense in order to try to brainwash us into thinking it's enormously clever, too.

but no: i don't think there's any so-bad-it's-good intention here at all.

grimly fiendish, Friday, 11 January 2008 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

'English beaches'- "Yeah, well who the fuck wants to see em"

Ste, Friday, 11 January 2008 10:58 (eighteen years ago)

Erm, isn't it the point that the soap is shit?

-- Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:42 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

It's too long. Wallpaper needs to be longer and Echo Beach needs to be shorter. As it stands, you've got way too much exposition jammed into the first half hour and bugger-all spread across the second.

There are some great ideas here (and a really ballsy risk on the part of ITV1), but so far the problems outweight the potential. I'm hoping it improves but I don't know who'll be around to see it.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

The Telegraph liked it!

Rather more original was ITV1’s new back-to-back combo Moving Wallpaper and Echo Beach. In fact, it’s hard to believe there will be a more intriguing piece of programming in the whole of 2008. Moving Wallpaper is a snappy, knowing, tongue-in-cheek comedy set behind-the-scenes on a TV soap called... well, Echo Beach, actually. The opener centred on a producer-from-hell (Ben Miller), as he took a dull, dated soap-series idea, shook it by the neck until the cast, crew and writers fell about screaming, then reformed it as a glamorous OC-style soap set in the idyllic, sun-washed, surf paradise that is, er, Cornwall.

The ultimate media in-joke, Moving Wallpaper was a tart little dish of puffed up egos, knowing nods and rampant ratings-related amorality (and far funnier than either Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip or 30 Rock). Yet, just as we were getting over the news that soaps are jokes played on viewers by cynical TV execs and advertisers, we got Echo Beach itself. It featured Jason Donovan, Martine McCutcheon and a legion of pretty beach boys and girls, complete with all the bells, whistles and outrageous little tricks we’d seen planned and perpetrated in Moving Wallpaper. But played absolutely straight and, actually, not half badly.

So what’s the big idea? Will the two shows eventually merge? Diverge? Collapse into each other and form the first televisual black hole? All I can say is, I’m genuinely dying to find out. I mean, what a novel idea: putting something on the telly that’s so intriguing you can hardly bear to wait for the next couple of episodes (tonight), and maybe even the next again (next Friday). And what the hell is all this doing on ITV1, anyway?

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

who the bloody hell wrote that? mind: given that the telegraph (like all UK newspapers) is pretty much entirely staffed by 21-year-old work-experiencers these days, i guess it's not a surprising review.

tediously written and devoid of any wit or insight, but not *surprising*.

grimly fiendish, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

Did Mark C write that? xp

Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

Someone called Gerard O'Donovan...made up name, surely.

The Mirror says of tonights instalment...

the second episode is as brilliant as the first

OK, maybe that's damning with faint praise...

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

And according to The Guardian...Echo Beach resonates with viewers

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

Cornwall is never going to look like Bondi.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

the second episode is 'of the same quality' as the first

Ste, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

hmm, my mistake: he's been around a bit. i am surprised, now: that had "written by a 21-year-old" all over it.

Gerard O’Donovan has worked as a journalist and critic for many UK newspapers and magazines over the past 15 years, mostly on the subject of television for the Daily Telegraph and the Sunday Times. He is a founder member of the Criminal Classes writers’ group. Despite an ongoing love affair with Suffolk, he currently lives in Bristol.

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grimly fiendish, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

Many reviewers gave the thumbs up to Eldorado when that started.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

Echo Beach resonates with viewers

hahahhah! see what the sub did there? hahahahahaha!

sorry: i don't think the first night's viewing figures are particularly reliable for this. i mean, i watched it -- and i'll never do so again. i want to see the curve for this one.

grimly fiendish, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Yep. Second night ratings will tell a story.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

I don't see any BBC2 figures there.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

There was shite all on any of the other channels anyway, I started to watch Phone Booth on itv4 but Sutherlands grating voice just started to, um, grate.

Ste, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

I can't understand the antagonism vs. cornish beaches, they're beautiful and looked great. I'd go there on holiday. In fact I have.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

The Sun's in-depth look...the problem is you're all not sophisticated enough...

I LOVE Moving Wallpaper and now have a crush on Ben Miller who plays a producer in the TV drama that started last night.

But even though it captures the hysteria behind filming a show — I’m not so sure about Echo Beach, the linked soap screened afterwards. It’s like a lacklustre OC.

It is a brave idea from Life On Mars, co-creator Tony Jordan and has taken 12 years to make.

But it could be too sophisticated for viewers. Maybe ITV should have just stuck with Moving Wallpaper — THEN they would have a hit on their hands.

12 years!!!

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

12 YEARS!

bad luck, son.

grimly fiendish, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

Someone got paid for that 'review'.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

Well I didn't like Life On Mars either, so there you go.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

hmm: i don't mind the sun review, actually. i think it's a damn sight more telling than the telegraph's.

grimly fiendish, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

It is a brave idea from Life On Mars, co-creator Tony Jordan and has taken 12 years to convince someone it would be a good idea make.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

I can't understand the antagonism vs. cornish beaches, they're beautiful and looked great. I'd go there on holiday. In fact I have.

-- Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:33 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The Home & Away look is a bit incongruous though.

Perhaps I'm just being harsh.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah most of the time sunny scenes on telly just look like dull days, assuming because of camera technology filtering out glareness.

Ste, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

i'm making up my own topics now aren't i

Ste, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

Watergate Bay is very nice even in cloudy weather. And of course Jamie Oliver's cafe is there so you can get a nice plate of cod'n'chips too. Here endeth the advertisement from the Cornish Tourist Board.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, so why do they not have Cornish accents? Is this normal for Cornwall?

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, all Posh londoners innit. Like North Norfolk.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

Brilliant.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

Mrs McClusky's character had a cornish accent. Anyway, the rest of the cast not having accents is fair enough since we already know that the new producer has cut out pretty much everything cornish and is only interested in sexiness.

Mark C, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Dom I think that's the third time you've referenced me in the last 2 days? Did I hit a nerve or something? It's usually harder than that to get under your skin.

Mark C, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Mike Baldwin had a terrible Cornish accent as well. I quite liked it, and will give it another go tonight, but would never have watched Echo Beach without Moving Wallpaper. The worst thing is trying to buy Martine McCutcheon as a frumpy frustrated housewife in, presumably, her late 30s/early 40s (given age of her kids and memories of her fling with Donovan's character 20 years ago).

ailsa, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

but would never have watched Echo Beach without Moving Wallpaper

exactly. the whole thing is a nasty little exercise in trying to combine demographics.

grimly fiendish, Friday, 11 January 2008 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

It's like Transformers: crap sitcom and crap soap combine to form... a bunch of shite no-one cares about

snoball, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I was probably the only one - but I watched ep2. MW actually quite funny this time.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

IMDB is shit. whence do i recognise script-editor lass in MV?

She was in the Bourne Ultimatum

nate woolls, Sunday, 13 January 2008 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

aye, she was also in that rob newman thing (qv rob newman thread!); that's what i was thinking of.

anyone seen any more of this?

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 13 January 2008 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

Echo Beach is only running for 12 episodes apparently. I still don't believe they were seriously intending on running it as a straight soap.

Matt DC, Sunday, 13 January 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

One of the great things about on-demand internet TV is it allows you to watch much-debated new programmes and actually form a proper opinion but I got 5mins into this and realised it really was going to be as awful as everyone said and stopped. Life's too short.

Matt DC, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

I watched the Friday episodes (look, it was that or Jamie Oliver gassing chickens or New Tricks starring Amanda Redman as a feisty matriarch who wants her boys to go straight). It's getting a bit like those Michael Medved Bad Movies seasons on C4 back in the early eighties in that MV programmes you to look out for the bad bits/referenced bits in EB.

It might possibly work if they can do some astute feeding back in the EB segments but since the EB cast are clearly now playing it for laughs - when the humour would only work if they were playing it dead straight - I'm not sure they've left themselves much room for manoeuvre.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

Dom I think that's the third time you've referenced me in the last 2 days? Did I hit a nerve or something? It's usually harder than that to get under your skin.

-- Mark C, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:33 (3 days ago) Link

It's the new ILX meme, "lol mark c approaches things with an open mind and no preconceptions"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

I saw 15 minutes of this in the takeaway while I was waiting for 1/cantonese style sweet & sour chicken 2/vegetable chow mein. The dialog was very poor and unconvincing, I thought. One of the actresses was good, but the rest of the cast was pretty bad. It didn't sound like real people talking, and the words didn't sound like the sort of thing real people would say.

Pashmina, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

The ultimate media in-joke, Moving Wallpaper was a tart little dish of puffed up egos, knowing nods and rampant ratings-related amorality (and far funnier than either Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip or 30 Rock)

RONG

stevie, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

^^^

F'real, this is up there with that Ceri Thomas dude in the London free press saying that "Lead Balloon is like Curb Your Enthusiasm, except with one vital difference: it's funny".

Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

only 12 episodes? not even worth watching anyway then, American sitcom seasons last longer than this.

Ste, Monday, 14 January 2008 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

Lead Balloon isn't too bad as long as you approach it from the "unfunny" angle.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 14 January 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

It didn't sound like real people talking, and the words didn't sound like the sort of thing real people would say

Pash the current vogue in television drama is for everything to be "heightened". The idea (as it was explained to a room full of people by the guy who made Life on Mars) is that these shows allow their characters to actually do and say the things that in real life would only imagined or fantasized about. I haven't seen this show/shows but this might be what's happening here. i.e the secretary starts flirting with your husband and instead of just fantasizing about tripping her as she walks over to the water cooler youa ctually do. The challenge for the writers then apparently is that this mode of drama "eats up story" -- if everyone's always doing what they want, with no repression of their desires, then you're contantly reaching the end of an arc and needing to find a new one. The writers end up having to write quadruple the amount of plot in a "heightened" drama than for something like Eastenders.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 January 2008 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

good god. that explains a lot, yes.

grimly fiendish, Monday, 14 January 2008 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

He mentioned Footballer's Wives and 24 as being sort of the paragons of that style of show. I think you could make a case for Ally McBeal being the kind of forerunner of the phenomenon.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

The ultimate media in-joke, Moving Wallpaper was a tart little dish of puffed up egos, knowing nods and rampant ratings-related amorality (and far funnier than either Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip or 30 Rock)

RONG

-- stevie, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

You'd never get American press saying '30 Rock is up there with Moving Wallpaper,' even if it were true.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone still watching this? I sort of quite like it, in a no-brainer easy-roffles bottle-of-wine-in-front-of-the-telly Friday night kind of a way. A brief glance at Digital Spy shows that people exist who only watch the soap (which would be terrible in its own right, surely) without watching Moving Wallpaper AND QUITE LIKE IT. People are odd.

ailsa, Saturday, 26 January 2008 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

I only watch the soap now, I watched 1 1/2 episodes of MW - that was enough.

DavidM, Saturday, 26 January 2008 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

So, basically it seems Echo Beach is a flop, while Moving Wallpaper is doing OK.

Mark G, Monday, 28 January 2008 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

It would be better if there were more interaction between the two, but I have the feeling that by the end of the run most of EB will happen within MW and vice versa.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 28 January 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I'm quite getting into it now - MW tickles my funny bone but my wife doesn't understand it, whilst my wife thinks EB is great and I just laugh at the references from MW. So we're both happy.

Rob M v2, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7568616.stm

IT WILL NOT DIE BUT REGENERATE LIKE DOCTOR WHO!!!!

moving wallpaper/Rennaisance: UK TV fucks itself, produces baby, lives on advert infinitum?

Mark G, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

or not.

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:00 (seventeen years ago)

Can't imagine I'll be going out of my way to watch.

Same with the general ennui surrounding Big Brother 2008, X-Factor 2008 and Dragons' Den 2008. The whole thing's played itself out and it's not even car crash TV any more; just ten-mile logjam between High Wycombe and Stokenchurch on a rainy Friday teatime in November TV.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:13 (seventeen years ago)

Dragon's Den was less 'strange' yesterday, more actual business ideas and Dragons not going for things out of their immediate comfort zone.

The kids were both debating the sale possibilities of food websites and Wii music packages, and three year sales projection tables. Whether or not this is a good thing, I cannot say.

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

actually, should go on den of drags thread, ...

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:36 (seventeen years ago)

Renaissance features Dale as a family man flying home from a holiday when the plane is attacked by zombies.

er, wow

DavidM, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

dae forty two in the big zombie plane...

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:14 (seventeen years ago)

Despite the end of Echo Beach, a clause in Pope's contract means ITV must now offer him a pilot to produce - and that show is Renaissance.

This made me laugh because presumably it's quite accurate.
This needs Ross Kemp to save them from the zombies.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 12:10 (seventeen years ago)

oh for fuck's sake.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

"I suggest you stay dead, alright?"

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

Never actually saw any of these..

Looking at the detail, seems crazy to put the 'back-stage' thing before the 'pseudo-soap'..

Anyway, I did see the DVD for £1 in the Poundland..

Mark G, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)

what the fuck, ITV? the line between "clever" and "really fucking shit" is nowhere near as fine as you think.

― grimly fiendish, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 6:18 PM (5 years ago)

Shame that five years later ITV are way over on the 'really fucking shit' side of that line.

These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)


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