Who is in the Zing Squad?

^^^Feel really embarassed watching this dude on the TV, not fair to let kids who were obviously bullied at school humiliate themselves as adults in order to get over it, that shit is what fetish clubs are for

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck is he?

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

Marc Wootton, most famous for dying the most painful death I've ever seen a comedian undergo on Jonathan Ross and having his BBC2 series cancelled as a result.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/07/13/miller460.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://haleandpace.unas.cz/obr/p_tv01.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.noelgay.com/images/artists/robin_ince.jpg

^^^dude looks like he posts to ilx

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

noel gay more like noel gay

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

JUST TESTIN OUT MY NEW PHONE CAMERA GUYS

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'M BORED SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF MY NEW GLASSES GUYS

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

Do you people have an actual life outside ILX?

― Zelda Zonk, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^butthurt Steve Punt fan

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

Marc Wooton big in 2008!.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/josielongL270906_243x271.jpg

is this abbott?

― and what, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

lawl

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

it's a shitty english comedienne

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

Who went to a camp for gifted children with minor ILX poster Louis J "agg" er

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

id hit it

― and what, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

^^^dude looks like he posts to ilx

good enrique zing

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

nrq looks a bit like Amanda Knox's boyfriend

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/raffaele-sollecito-cleaver.jpg

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

is he cool with you posting that

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

There's a picture of Ben Elton up there which is the cuntiest thing I've ever seen.

― chap, Friday, 11 January 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

This thread should be reintroduced every time someone says that ILX has been taken over by the Americans.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

All of the acts featured in this thread could CONQUER US primetime, as well you know.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

lawls at lj and mong guy. can't see nick's pic.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

xp With the strike, maybe. Ooo, you beat reruns and late night "improv"...

― Kerm, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

I think we're getting to the point on ILX where someone posts a Jethro jpg at least once a week.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

It took seven years but we got to the end of the rainbow

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

Pleasant Plains otm.

I don't know who this Jethro is. Only Jethros I know are
1) Bodean
2) Homer &
3) Britishes friend's brother who likes to imitate Sean Connery

Perhaps 3) has become UK celeb in recent times

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

Did no one notice that JETHRO SIRED MY KITTEN?

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/raffaele-sollecito-cleaver.jpg

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

^^^was that page put together by Heave Ho?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'd hit it

xpost

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

That one guy that hit it and then subsequently murdered it for refusing to engage in an orgy

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Right I'm now confused. I thought Mong Guy and Hit It & Quit It were both Henry?

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

No, Mong Guy is acrobat.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I R Fatnick

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

This thread needs more Americans:

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7002/123ps7.jpg

LAWL

― Jeb, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

yeh yknow im kinda nrq's alter ego that likes football

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

sorta i dunno

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/226595~Face-Off-Posters.jpg

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

Personality of Enrique, face of Beardsley

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

Leave my grossly distended chin be, Evil Perpetua

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I understood even 10% of this.

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, I don't.

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

one likes judd apatow, one likes martin o'neil

― Free Peace Sweet!, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7182817.stm

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

But they're COUSINS, identical COUSINS

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I understood even 10% of this.
-- Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:50 (7 minutes ago)

Actually, I don't.
-- Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:51 (7 minutes ago)

Quite! Sometimes it's like dom quitney is this bot that someone wrote that trawls around the internet, picks random message board posts and .gifs and reposts them on ILX threads.

― Pashmina, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

tbh, that one guy and dom passantino are the only posters with half a clue here.

listen and learn.

-- pc user, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:43 (2 weeks ago) Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Miss that guy.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

~~Miss~~ Barely even remember that guy.

Fixed!

― Pashmina, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

keep fatnick out of this! you have no idea of the powers you are messing with

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Needs "Who should be in the Zing Squad?" sidethread?

I suggest Dave Kitson and John 'arris.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Dave Kitson pretty much is the biggest proponent of LBZC, tbh.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

idi amin

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

Kamala

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

ILX between 9am and 4pm GMT is basically a British version of Family Guy

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

"We'll get you a... big ol' pretzel"
"I WANNA PRETZEL TOO"

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Radovan Karadzic

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

The other two guys in the wanking contest

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

blueski

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

that mong dom who hit it and just got offed.

it's like a blur lyric.

― darraghmac, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

David Pleat

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

i saw the Family Guy where Brian is sent to a rich boarding school for some reason and laughed out loud a few times

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

family guy sucks :(

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

DG yesterday

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/145000/images/_149300_stressed_eric_300.jpg

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

^ban

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

you're both national treasures

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://weblog.greenpeace.org/makingwaves/_mg_3798_rob_newman.jpg

^^OG zinger

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

national treasures- should be locked under guard in the tower of london

― darraghmac, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Needs "Who should be in the Zing Squad?" sidethread?

i'm just gonna lob this in: liam gallagher.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

That racist Indian cricketer

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

nude spock

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Americans can't zing.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

bla-zing squad

― darraghmac, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

i don't get why i'm supposed to be stressed eric. i'm cooler than chester cheetah!

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

madeleine mccann

― darraghmac, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

aw, that brother and sister marrying each other is sad. on the bright side, they should be able to write their story and sell it to a film-maker, thus accruing WEALTH and FAME.

i think dom's challenge for 2008 would be to get dave kitson to post to ilx

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

post his best scrabble score

― darraghmac, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Beat this dude at Scrabble the other night: http://www.youthscrabble.org/wysc2006/cgi-bin/scorecard.cgi?name=Sean%20Chung

TWENTY-EIGHTY BEST (under 16 years old) PLAYER IN THE WORLD. I hardsonned him.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

"At 18 she gave up stand-up whilst she read English Language and Literature (BA (Hons)) at Lady Margaret Hall, University of Oxford, though she ran experimental comedy clubs while at university"

^^^ everyone I know who knew her said these were bollocks

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

lol oxford

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

of course

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ "experimental comedy clubs"

OR NOT!!!!!!!!! amirite

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Really think it's time for being a stand-up comedian to become a criminal offence in the UK.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

are you ragging on south east london english students again mr caek

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

i assume those clubs were experimental in the way josef mengele was

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

worst people in the world: http://www.oxfordimps.com/

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

no louis, it just seems like Wikipedia has a sense of humour with their list of Josie's claims to fame

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

"Famous Members

* Rose Heiney, daughter of Paul Heiney (TV reporter) and Libby Purves (radio presenter and author), finalist in Channel 4's 'So You Think You're Funny?' 2004
* John Gethin, winner of the UK reality TV show Beauty and the Geek (UK TV series)"

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

haha we've got an improvised comedy troupe too, but everyone says they're great.

OMG i was at school with john gethin and he was about as uncomic as it gets, oh and really crap at schoolyard footy

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.oxfordimps.com/whoweare.html

Would run up on "Cat" and "Lucy" so hard.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

when did 'run up on' happen?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

LOOK AT OUR KOOKY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

fuck

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

That's not much of a 'to do' list

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

lol@ "run up on", also lol@ the "oxford imps" pictures 100% NOT HOTT.

― Pashmina, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

100% ugly white nerds who weren't bullied enough at school

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Why does black people never want to improv?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm going to need a suggestion of an ethnicity from the audience"

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

oxford gimps more like

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

The Oxford Imps will be audiitioning on Wednesday 23rd January 2008, 7pm at the University Club on Mansfield Road. Please do come along, whatever your experience. Auditions are great fun!

this is yr big chance dom

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'm gonna ask the audience to suggest an orifice I can run up on Cat and Lucy in.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

To be fair to the imps, there aren't many black people at Oxford with the right sense of humour (i.e. went to the right schools, watched the right episodes of Monty Python, read the right Stephen Fry novels)

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

the really funny thing is they'll be on/writing the equivalent of 'the it crowd' in five years' time.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

naturally

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

To be fair to the imps, there aren't many black people at Oxford ~~with the right sense of humour (i.e. went to the right schools, watched the right episodes of Monty Python, read the right Stephen Fry novels)~~

~~-- caek, Friday, January 11, 2008 4:32 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link~~

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Now come on, Oxbridge is more than happy to allow Ashanti princes to study in its hallowed spires.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Josie Long >>>>>>> Oxford Imps

xxp, caek with the alley oop

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Oxford Imps FAP?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

you wish dom

although it still isn't proportional, at least there are quite a few black people at cambridge. first gf was a quarter black, in fact. when i told my peers this they started referring to her as 'the quadroon' ;_;

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

jiggaman have you thought about joining footlights?

xpost

o boy

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

xp, LJ-bot

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

Josie Long >>>>>>> Oxford Imps

this is some hitler vs stalin kinda quandary

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

someone should make a movie about an 18yr old b-boy who gets offered a place at Oxford.

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I got this black chick, she don't know how to act
Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap
She like, "Listen Jigga Man, I don't care if you rap
You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me"

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

someone should make a movie about an 18yr old b-boy who gets offered a place at Oxford.

-- blueski, Friday, January 11, 2008 4:36 PM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

"b-boy"?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

The Oxford Imps will be audiitioning on Wednesday 23rd January 2008, 7pm at the University Club on Mansfield Road. Please do come along, whatever your experience. Auditions are great fun!

this is yr big chance dom

-- DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:31 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You have to do this, Dom. YOU HAVE TO.

― Pashmina, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

quitney to be cast as one of the crusty old deans who doesn't quite get the modern lingo

first gf was a quarter black, in fact. when i told my peers this they started referring to her as 'the quadroon' ;_;

ok wtf

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

By "his peers" he means the Watercooler Thread.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is like a UK Watercooler Thread starring Dom and Louis.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

to be fair it was only 1 or 2 of them but i was shocked at the casuality of it all, and caek if yr calling me LJ-bot then all i can say is that every word if it is true. your reactions are all 'wtf', which was basically my response, but these guys (hearty public-school types who are generally 'nice' enough) seemed to think it was a perfectly acceptable way to describe someone who, incidentally, was from the roughest part of leeds and was at cambridge on a total scholarship.

i've thought about footlights but have always decided that my tastes in comedy would jar slightly with the accepted kinds. what drama i have done has always been within college, where, to be fair, i have a (semi-) understanding audience. this includes a 30-minute play i did last year in the bar, and a 10-minute short i'm gonna be putting on next term.

thing about the ADC and the footlights is that they're all so up 'emselves, cliquey, twattish, and goddamn shoddy about everything. it's not the kind of universe i want to immerse myself in. (insert orgy zing here)

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

insert oxbridge zing here

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

they're all so up 'emselves, cliquey, twattish, and goddamn shoddy about everything. it's not the kind of universe i want to immerse myself in.

yeah that sounds much worse than hangin' out wit da LZBC

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

I give in.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

Best jpg for "tap out" I could find

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00222/unforgiven1_222433a.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

10-minute short i'm gonna be putting on next term.

how do i shot tix

― tissp, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

a little one-act about watergate

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

i'll let you know when everything's organised! you should have seen the play i was IN last term, written by a guy in the year below me, it was GENUINELY good, especially for a student work. the guy's a true original, and pretty funny to boot.

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

go on dom, audition

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

I have Scrabble that evening. Sorry guyz :-(

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

take it with you as a prop

― tissp, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

go on dom, audition

-- DG, Friday, January 11, 2008 4:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

seriously, do it.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

sorry guyz indeed. you just don't got teh cojones

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Pleasant Plains, are you still clicking on this one? Because I've lost the thread completely more or less.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Comedians aren't funny, zingers are, LouJag hangs out with racists. What is there not to get?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i actually want this to happen, complete with a full no-prisoners review xpost to doxfomedy

'hangs out with' fairly strong, 'am at a small college with hence brought into regular contact' more appropriate

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

I have Scrabble that evening. Sorry guyz :-(

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:51 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Cop out. COP OUT.

― Pashmina, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

dom's rubbish at scrabble

― ken c, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

...and with that they all went home for the weekend

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

i thought we were meeting at christmas

― ken c, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

:-(

― ken c, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

ken you didn't come to the pub crawl!

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

In a way, aren't we all part of the zing squad really?

― Neil S, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Teachers' misconceptions about Oxbridge could be preventing bright state school pupils from applying for places there, an educational charity says.

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

matt dc and blueski = in denial

― Free Peace Sweet!, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

oh word

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ontheissues.org/Do_I_Stand_Alone.jpg

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n0/n4677.jpg

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

As far as I'm concerned the Berlin wall on that one came down a couple of months ago. Mostly because long-running internet feuds are kind of for dicks.

― Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

I would pay someone to travel to Oxford to heckle Dom at that event though.

― Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

I may have contacts in the region. Gotta have word that Doxfomedy is goin' ahead first though.

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

where's that photoshop of dom doing karaoke in a scarf?

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Someone please Photoshop him going "if your son's surname's Dumpty, don't call him HUMPTY!'

― Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

ah caek you'll be there, i assume. take a digital camera, put the whole thing on youtube. this has to be done.

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

orgy zing? surely ILM fucking zing.

― darraghmac, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40781000/gif/_40781614_hardeep_203_300.gif

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44349000/jpg/_44349281_suharto_ap203b.jpg

― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

^Fallen soldier

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

pour one out

― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://wyndhampages.com.au/articles/images/ildago.jpg

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 28 November 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Brown claimed Miss Oliver called him a 'fat bastard' and he said this caused him alarm and distress.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51X53NNP9EL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

― Get a Grip (if Grip is the name of my dog) (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

i recognize that guy because some guy on comedy forum cookdandbombd.co.uk who hates mitchell and webb with a psychotic fashion used to call twee PCOS-afflicted uk standup josie long "josie 'chubby' long"

thanks a lot britishes.

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

josie long features quite 'heavily' in the first 50 posts of this thread

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

not that i am implying anything. she brings weighty, hard-hitting content to the world of tweecom

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Miss Oliver, wearing a pink tracksuit and with a visible baby bump, told the court she was shocked because she was a fan of the comic and had some of his DVDs.

A+ scene-painting; Austen ain't got shit on this

― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

I LIKE BOOKS

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

quadroon!

― max, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

this was that thread wasn't it

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

mind you any pre-2009 thread with more than 5 posts from me was that thread

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

psychotic passion, not fashion!

speaking of fashion, l0u1s jagg3r do you still rock your mom's tracksuit

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

this was that board, wasn't it?

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

ok lmao at auto-googleproofing

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

psychotic fashion is a gr8 bandname waiting to be nabbed

and the shellsuit is still in my wardrobe, waiting for the right moment

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

you guys are trying to kill me

― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

hey can i read secret ilx board 77

i feel rude asking that bc don't have any efriends on this board, just ppl who i probably econvinced to change their apt locks, but i just realized i ref'd a wdyll pic from like 3 years ago

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

can you see it now?

― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

yes thank u!

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v56/43/120/36906120/n36906120_32144396_6627.jpg

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

STAY FLY

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

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