ROCK OF LOVE WITH BRETT MICHAELS SEASON 2 STARTS TONIGHT, BITCHES!!

- There's a big surprise right before all the girls enter the house, and an even bigger surprise during the elimination ceremony.

- Something rather...consuming causes one of the girls to miss the elimination ceremony.

- One girl reveals that to her, the letters "VIP" stand for something more...vaginally oriented.

- Remember the divide between the "slutty" girls and the "bitchy" girls that became apparent during the second episode last season? It's there again and it's apparent almost immediately.

- One of the girls is a swinging bisexual who announces, "If I'm not getting it from Bret, then I'm gonna go find some hot girl to make out with."

- One of the girls is French.

- One of the girls is 45!

- One of the girls is a germaphobe and, as such, could be the most misguided individual to ever enter the ...of Love universe.

- Case and point: Bret makes out at least a dozen times during the course of the one-hour premiere. Here's one girl's imitation:

this shit makes flavor of love look wholesome

Rock skanks are so much funnier to laugh at than hip-hop skanks

THIS IS OUTTA CONTROL!

this show is so lame. it has NOTHING on FOL/ILNY

RONG

actually I'm right.

Rock skanks are so much funnier to laugh at than hip-hop skanks

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, January 13, 2008 12:50 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^THIS

45 YEAR OLD IS WAU. FRENCHY IS A MAN?

I love this show. Loved Poison in the 80's

-J

Yeah, as I recall from "The Chris Isaak Show," dude's name is actully BRET MICHAELS OF POISON.

It'll be hard to top the first season, Lacey was so amazing.

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tattoo star neck and megin from beauty and the geek might are top contenders.

"brett" michaels

caught the last half, we're promising not to to be as addicted as we were last year. There are some girls this year that actually made us scream when we saw their banged up, collagened faces. At least last year Sam and Jess were actually cute.

I can't believe I missed this. What am I saying? I'm sure it'll be on repeat at least 10x today alone. I can't wait.

this girls are torn up

don't get me wrong I watch this show when I get a chance & enjoy it too but I think God will probably punish all presently living for tolerating this kind of thing

hahahahahaha otm

I'd be mad that I missed this if I wasn't sure that VH-1 would repeat it ad nauseum as well as putting it on OnDemand.

we had a hard time figuring out which one was actually the 45 yr old.

I think I am over this show. Maybe they should have had CC do this season? Or did he have a reality show already?

"ROCK OF CRACK WITH CC DEVILLE"

Alert VH1! Gabbneb is over your programming!

I was over VH1's programming in 1993

but yeah, you fit a lot better in their target demo than I do

you mean because i don't hate fun?

srsly when they stopped playing peter cetera videos, the gabb was sooooo over it.

I don't get why they even bother with the "I am going to find true love!"/its just like last season NEVER HAPPENED rhetoric. they should just call all these shows "FAMEWHORE with [insert washed up celebrity]"

i was over it when they stopped playing radney foster every hour

I don't get why they even bother with the "I am going to find true love!"

never compromise the premise.

but... the premise does not make any sense at all!

Everyone else understands and accepts this

What about "watch insane women make asses of themselves on camera" is unclear here?

shakey is confused. gabbneb, uninspired.

I think I speak on behalf of bespectacled nimrods nationwide when I say it's bullshit that they didn't make season 2 INDIE ROCK OF LOVE

"My name is Rivers Cuomo and I'm looking for true love."

but if everyone understands and accepts that the premise is unnecessary and basically nonsensical, why do they bother to have it at all...? I think this is like that Cars movie for me, cognitive dissonance + hatred of all people involved = brainmelt

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wow

that would be boring john. sunset strip rainbow room fishnet hoo-ours are much more entertaining.

Does reading fiction also make your brain melt?

..What am I saying, of course it does (based on the evidence presented).

I would like a David Johansen and Sylvain Sylvain reality show pls

shakey, i think you are over thinking this JUST A TAD.

oh wait, they're old

that would be boring john. sunset strip rainbow room fishnet hoo-ours are much more entertaining.

no no, same skanks only w/Devendra

i dont see it. old brainless glam guys are endless entertainment.

"I'm Keith Richards and I'm looking for love..."

haha, 'brainless'

Y'all crazy - except for Chaki and DP. The episode last season where they got trashed and then the had a fancy dinner with Brett during which one of them vomited at the table? One of the most entertaining things I've seen on tv in a long time.

i watch these shows while constantly yelling at my girlfriend about how much i hate them.

then i watch the reruns of the same show!

The episode last season where they got trashed and then the had a fancy dinner with Brett during which one of them vomited at the table?
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makes me wish i had cable.

you're welcome to come over to watch with us.

I want to see this show! It's like the one with Flava Flav, right? It'll probably never be on here :(

I even bought Poison's covers album

thats lol considering its all their covers from THEIR OLD ALBUMS. dude, "your mama don't dance" does not to be RE-RELEASED!

Y'all crazy - except for Chaki and DP. The episode last season where they got trashed and then the had a fancy dinner with Brett during which one of them vomited at the table? One of the most entertaining things I've seen on tv in a long time.

-- ENBB, Monday, 14 January 2008 18:04 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^It's the fact that it just shoots out of the side of the napkin that makes it.

Their version of Alice Cooper's "I Never Cry" is awesome!

thats lol considering its all their covers from THEIR OLD ALBUMS

two out of 13 songs were on the original issue of a prior album; two more were on the greatest hits album that you didn't buy if you owned any of the greatest hits albums that preceded it

THANKS FOR SCHOOLING ME, GABBNARDS

no prob, we've got to help out the young ones.

Ok guys, for those of us who missed it - it's on tonight at 8 at least around here. Also, before that there's some show on called "Scott Baio is 46 and pregnant". That's pretty incredible.

I figured his uterus would have shrivelled up by now.

Scott Baio show is nutsack balls.

Baio bears more resemblance to actual real-live human than Michaels tho, it must be said

yah Chachie is still adorable.

I don't know about that. His ability to bear children makes him pretty extraordinary in my book. xpost.

The Wonder Years brother that hangs with Charles In Charge is a cool dude

he's a total douche. also he's married to a porn star and gets uptight if you mention that he's married to a porn star.

the Baio show is structured more around a very conventional "let's follow this guy around with a camera"/"lolz what a loser" premise than the weird, inherently fake competition of the ROL/FOL series'... the Baio show is basically about what it really IS like to be a washed up star (ie, lots of relationship/maturity issues, obnoxious hangers-on, etc.)

really? fuck the fool then
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you know what reality show I will rep for tho is Celebrity Rehab! that shit is fucked up. Kenickie is a zombie.

he was cool to us one time though

Jason Hervey was GREAT in PeeWee's Big Adventure

BAN SHAKEY MO COLLIER

no shit. i can't believe he just repped for "Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant." WTF, dude. for realz.

I didn't rep for it I was just talking about it wtf guys. (it is totally boring)

You love it, stop frontin'.

for realz.

"There's a lot of things going on in the world and I learned about a lot of it through Myspace."

that girl was so hot. it was sad when that all went out the window once she opened her mouth.

Yes, exactly. Such a shame.

she was the hottest one by a country mile. now he's left with angelique, aubry, and ambre.

i like germaphobe girl

45 year old is hot

so, he's balding right? And that picture at top has his hair teased forward and/or photoshopped so that he can always point to it and say "see, I have hair" when people question him about the bandana, right?

presumably. but maybe he just thinks he looks more like a douche without headgear. cuz, you know, he does.

i figured the bandana was covering up a bad plug job

i think he has a bad weave.

bandana's can be very abrasive after a while I guess.

Rikki Rockett looks like Nick Rhodes these days.

no one knows whats going on with his hair!

cc looks great. ive seen him buying milk recently.

rikki rocket has always been a bro.

rikki definitely seems like the nicest dude in the band

he's a vegan and hella funny.

Rikki Rockett for President!

I've seen CD on both a cooking show with his neighbor Michael Chiarello and VH1's Rock-N-Roll Jeopardy, in the former he came across as hilarious and fun, and in the latter as very smart, or at least adequately educated in rock-n-roll.

Chiarello was marinating some beef and pounding/tenderizing it and CC said something about how that reminded him of something he experienced while on tour in Japan and Michael cut him off by saying "this is a family show, CC". He then pulled out a guitar and sang a song about being jewish.

this is what i'm saying, dude was born to be a reality tv star

aw CC.

wasn't it CC who had that great quote about being the person who learned the most about Poison by watching the "Behind The Music" on Poison?

He said something like "we played the MTV music video awards??? awesome!"

where is the Bobby Dahl love?

some of the greatest/funniest footage in history is Brett and Rikki all fucked up in Decline part II.

This "Behind the Music" on Poison is great. I don't think anything will ever beat the one on Leif Garrett where he confronts the dude whose quadriplegia was caused by accident during which LG was driving. Anyway, yes behind the music, Poison - that quote is very familiar.

I was wondering to myself why Michaels wouldn't just get a new, improved hairplug job if he had a bad old one, but then I remembered that he was until recently the owner of a tattoo typo.

I was kind of...scared by that first episode. It was like the skankopolis.

Skankalypse

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That was amazing. These ladies are smrt.

This show is so great.

brett getting turned on by ironing was the best

He gets turned on by anything! It's almost heartwarming that his standards are so incredibly low.

I seriously think that the big reveal of this season will be that Frenchie is a transsexual.

Jason Hervey was GREAT in PeeWee's Big Adventure

I'll say! I'm going to start a paper route right now...

He gets turned on by anything!

he sure does. at this point, he must have seen thousands of rock-hard, gargantuan fake boobs. yet he views them with the wonder of a child.

"ironing turns me on"

http://www.clubangeliquemorgan.com/

aubry's sacrifice!

I can't figure out which dude she looks like. Alexis Arquette? Marilyn Manson?

Wait. Was the girl in the "trio of brains" .jpg above also in the show "Beaty and the Geek"? And was she not also the one who WON that show, due to changing the most?!

omg the faux sacrifice was such amazing television, it was amazing to begine with, but then when bret revealed he wasn't going to pick her anyway it was like oooooh snap

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/beauty-and-the-geek/beauty-and-the-geek-winner-to-15241.aspx

I can't figure out which dude she looks like. Alexis Arquette?

Yes.

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daisy before plastic surgery

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BARF

hahaha

is this show over yet?

i dont get why destiny is still there. i cant work out who is going to win now "crappy jo" is gone. theyre all kinda crappy.

I kinda stopped watching cuz everybody on it was just too fucking ugly

rumour has it that heather is coming back to compete NEW YORK style

megans got a body i can be solidly jealous of. she needs to get a little meaner though.

it was hilarious seeing all of those chicks crying in a little pack on the stairs

i am so glad he got rid of meagan

def. the hottest but def. the most calculating.

so my bet is that the twist is he ends up with heather from last season.

i watched this on sunday and thought daisy's boyf looked identical to this dude i always see at the gym

then i found out daisy is from denver and strips at SHOT GUN WILLIES so the duder at the gym MUST be him. I THINK HE HAS TATTOOED EYELINER. he works out in converse.

People pay to see Daisy naked?!

they do indeed. her stripper name is savannah. if she still strips at shot gun willies i know where i'm going on my birthday!!!!!!!!! MAYBE I'LL RENT A HUMMER LIMO

It would be like seeing a muppet naked! Go for it!

i am almost convinced this is the greatest show ever

post-kristie joe, completely useless

picked the 'hostess' actress soccer mom! i'm shocked but i don't know why because he didn't pick the slutty stripper last time either.

all i can say is that this passed me by while i was otherwise occupied.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sZTiuZ9PzkU#!