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What would you call Sandra Bullock if she was your friend?

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Sandy 7
San 6
Sandra 5
Sandarooni 5
Sandrina!3
Sand 2
S 1


― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

the bull

― electricsound, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

Crafty Beaver

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

s-dawg

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

Sandilocks

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

Sandralingus

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

Poontang

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

can't believe i didn't think of sandilocks...

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

boyfriend suggested it. he also came up with Sandy Beaver.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

i also thought of Sandy Beaver. fun.

here is a story:
once, while on the best acid trip of my existence (and...uh, i used to do a lot of acid), the local movie theater was playing Crash. But the marquee read: Sandra Bullock in Crash. so i said, "more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie. later, i even invented a musical spin-off, called My Pants: The Movie: The Musical. the only song i ever came up with went like this:

PANTS GUY: Look at my pants!
CHORUS: Those pants are grand!
PANTS GUY: My pants are grand!
CHORUS: YOUR....PANTS....ARE....GRAND!!!

and so on.

it was very very good acid.

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

Sandra "The Baby Bull" Bullock

― milo z, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

see: post #1

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fightnightnews.com/pics/jdiaz.jpg

― milo z, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

Bertie Big Bullocks

― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

"more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie."

i remember this vividly, drinking magnetic champagne

― elan, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

Sandra "Never Mind The" Bullock

― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

magnetic champagne??! i always forget u 2 have this secret connection situation...

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

'dra

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

oo that's hot

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

wldnt call her anything, i'd lick her silly
(j/k)

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

haaaa. i saw love potion no. 9 the other day -- it was fucking amazing!!

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

also, i really need to see Crash. or do i?

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

Crash is gar-bage. for real, i hated it.

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

damn. see i wanted it to live up to the hype.

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, it is like the dirtiest Cronenberg, a porno with cars and leg braces. I vote YES on proposition CRASH!

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha okay, well looks like i gotta rent it

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

UGH. Crash by Cronenberg (based on the JG Ballard novel) is a different movie.

Crash with Sandra Bullock (aka My Pants: The Movie) is about racism and classism in contemporary LA. it is awful.

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

Crash by Cronenberg is great though. i mean, a lot of people have told me they couldn't get past the first 30 minutes, but if you have a stomach for weird sex shit and lots of blood/scars, it is worth it.

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

wildcat

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

The Sandwinkle and Bullrocky Show, and/or Sandy Bullrock (as per the Flintstones' celeb naming system).

― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

have we had a Sandra Bullock movie poll? (28 Days FTW)

― milo z, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:39 (eighteen years ago)

"wild" bull sandrock

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

this made me smile.

― Stevie D, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

What would you call Sandra Bullock if she was your friend?

Poll Closing Date: Friday, 18 January 2008 11:00

Answer it.
Sandra
Sandy
S
San
Sandarooni
Sand
Sandrina!
Ugly

Vote Clear

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:22 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:55 (eighteen years ago)

bulloxi blues

― gershy, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

sandra "from the" bullock

― Stevie D, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

Minnie Driver.

I've always been bad at recognising people.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

Sandinista

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:42 (eighteen years ago)

Bullo

― Billy Dods, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

sbully

― blueski, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

'Dra

― Tom D., Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA -- sandra "from the" bullock

love it stevo

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Sandwoman

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

where was "greatest actress of all time" option

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

ellen degeneres was quoted in elle(?) as saying if she had to pick a celebrity to be president, she'd go with sand.

― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

Bullock and Jesse James have a house in the Belmont Shore area of Long Beach. When I still lived in LB, I'd see them around town every so often.

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

I lived in austin '98-'00 and never saw her (or her alleged Ford Explorer) once. Nor Jennifer Aniston. Did see Matthew McConaghey at a bar once.

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

s-bomb
speedy
jim j

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

SANDRA 'MENTAL' BULLOCK!!!

― Stevie D, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

Might I add she was my first favorite actress ever since I saw Speed when I was 7

― Stevie D, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

also i would like to call her Sandracula

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

Sandwitch (she was in that really crappy witch movie Practical Magic, remember)

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

bitch

― Huwa Hu, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

i do think she's rather gorgeous.

also, Practical Magic was ridiculous.

― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

i've nothing against her, though i have plenty against that movie

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

omgosh when the bursts of light appear at the resurrection scene at the end

― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

S Club 7000

― s1ocki, Thursday, 17 January 2008 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 January 2008 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

know what i'm saying?

― s1ocki, Thursday, 17 January 2008 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

also if i was friends with glenn close i would call her "glenn close for comfort," because i would always want her close, for comfort.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 17 January 2008 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha yes

― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

good results. very good.

― Surmounter, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gosimpsons.com/ProdImages/BurnsExcellentSticker.jpg

― blueski, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

haha sandarooni

― electricsound, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

Only 29 people want to be friends with Sandra Bullock.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/06/16/arts/16lake.600.jpg

this makes Sandra sad :-(

― Stevie D, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

haha poor thing, look at that face...

― Surmounter, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

I think I may have called her Luxy (Locksy?) - but San was my vote.

― generalmills, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

she's in a new movie

― surm, Monday, 29 June 2009 04:25 (sixteen years ago)

classic ramzi thread

― what up cuz? what up tupp? what up gangsta? (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 June 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

man this thing is fuuuuuuuuull of dad jokes

― what up cuz? what up tupp? what up gangsta? (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 June 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

u know, she's on the cover of something -- Glamour. i actually LOVE the cover but my aunt was revolted.

― surm, Monday, 29 June 2009 04:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2009/06/sandra-bullock-glamour-magazine-us-july-1.jpg

― surm, Monday, 29 June 2009 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

yesterday I saw that old David Spade gets tattooed by Sean Penn thing on SNL where he says "hey have you seen the talking pig movie? oh, you haven't seen The Net?" and it was just like dang David Spade that really seems unnecessarily harsh especially considering she's not so much even porcine as she is homely in a distinctly human way

― Insane Clown Ventures, LLC (iiiijjjj), Monday, 29 June 2009 06:39 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

yes!

― r.k. the price fighter (jergins), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:07 (sixteen years ago)

dear sweet sandy

― r.k. the price fighter (jergins), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:14 (sixteen years ago)

this thread was only possible in the innocent era before sb jokes

― iatee, Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:16 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

girl's havin a rough week

― big (surm), Friday, 26 March 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

i read some articles where unnamed friends referred to her as Sandy

― Violent (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 March 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

bulldog

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

i would call her bulldog

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

I read an article where she was called sandy as part of a laboured 'grease' analogy.

― estela, Friday, 26 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

Dumbass Husband Picker

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 March 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

Sandy as in vagina vs greasy as in lubricated adultery with that stripper? Xpost.

― StanM, Friday, 26 March 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

blug.

― estela, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)

WTF, Olivia Newton-John's character in Grease really IS called Sandy!?

― StanM, Friday, 26 March 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, and then they call her Sandra Dee, so go figure.

― Mark G, Friday, 26 March 2010 09:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Dee

― Allbran Burg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 March 2010 09:20 (fifteen years ago)

(I know..)

― Mark G, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:13 (fifteen years ago)

S-Dog

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't see the Barbara Walters interview, but I saw a commercial for it, and Walters is all, "So Sandy..." and Bullock responds, "Yes, Babs?"

― jam master (jaymc), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

SaBu

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

the blind side is fucking filth
as you know

― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 March 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

Saaaaooooouuuwwwndra

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^^^ YES

― ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

ThighPaulSandra.

― Mark G, Friday, 26 March 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

sugarbear

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

bullock

― mookieproof, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

baby cakes

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

sugar walls

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

wildcat

― mookieproof, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

Rosanna Rosanna Sandra

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

Glissandra

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

suggest fucking ban

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

sandycakes

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno, I would.

xpost Timing!

― Mark G, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

Babs

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

Airhead

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

ol' ironsides

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

Sandra Bullock, the acclaimed star of Speed 2, 28 Days, Miss Congeniality, and Miss Congeniality 2

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

I'd probably end up calling her Minnie Driver, and ruining things.

― Mark G, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Maw Maw

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

S-Lo

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Pillock

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Ball-Lock

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

the velvet fog

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

the noid

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Woolly Bully

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

the sandrinator

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Young Dra

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Nerd Lips

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Dr. Sandra, M.D.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

S-Dogg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

Ardnas

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

vague blur

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

Ad-Rock

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

sandy vag

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

Ol' Goat Face

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

Ol' Lady Lumps

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Lump

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

demolition derby

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Sun Ra

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Lil' Miss Sugar Pie

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

scarface

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

The Gelding

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Bull Durham

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

speed

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

the dixie queen of old nantucket

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

sexual dynamite

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

Nazi Lover

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

DJ Jazzy Sandra and the Fresh Bullock

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know about you guys but I think the phenomena of calling actors the name of some movie they've been in to their face is hilarious

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

Chewbacca

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

Bullneck

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

That Bit With A Fire Extinguisher In The Net

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

I mean I wouldn't do it but just the idea of going "Oh hey Speed, hey Speed"

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know about you guys but I think the phenomena of calling actors the name of some movie they've been in to their face is hilarious

^^^way too long

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

gump

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

Possum

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

america's sweetfart

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

^ cracking myself up with that one

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

"way too long" ftw

― Mark G, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

Lil' Miss Accelerator

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

bill and ted

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

Load of Bull

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

Bunch of Bull

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know about you guys but I think the phenomena of calling actors the name of some movie they've been in to their face is hilarious

Not as hil as calling them by the name of a film they weren't in.

― Mark G, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

Honeybunches of Bull

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Quit Fucking Up The Thread

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Al

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

sandra bulloney

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Madonna

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

S.B.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Inglorious Bulltard

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Isolde

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

jolene

― mookieproof, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

the strange case of dr. bull and mr. lock

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

the ol' fish taco

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

Wooly Bully

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

beaver jam

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

pigfucker

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

buttcrack

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

the matrix

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

S.B.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

basically did this one already

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

Samantha Morton

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

simba

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

Wonder Woman

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

Hologram

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

Bobby Sands

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

Belial In Furs

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

luna

― mookieproof, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

slim

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

Mark E. Smith

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

nugget

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

Vegas

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

the cheese

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

Hotel

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

n/a

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

Cortez The Killer

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

Dr. Morbius

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

killy

― mookieproof, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

Shaft

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

Robo

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

Game Of Quoits

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

El Toro

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

Baroness Von Ess Bee

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

Nice^

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

Bandra Sullock

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

Gentileschi

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

Grassy Knoll

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Huey Lewis

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

I'M GOIN SANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

alt: I'm SANDRA BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOCK

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

I don't mind stealin' dames from the house of Jesse James

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

Spodo Komodo

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

I don't mind stealin' dames from the house of Jesse James

<3 <3 <3

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

Dragon Face

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

Ol' Ratface Sandra Bullock

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

Great Bolshy Yarbullockos

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

skandrabulog

― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

Marmaduke

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

Yulia Tymoschenko

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

Snowbank

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

Flat Top Tony

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

u drab sock lol

― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

san-dra creatine parsnip

― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

sandro bostock

― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

Shandra

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Bull in the Heather

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Sullen Badrock

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

andro ballsuck

― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

Stanley Balrog

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

Spatch

― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

Yoko Ono

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

Sundry Ballcock

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

Sandé

― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

GIRLFREN U GOT PLAYED LOL

― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

U NEED SUM TATS AND BE MORE SLUTTY 2

― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

Hitler

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

sandypoons

― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

i'd just ask for money.

― not_goodwin, Friday, 26 March 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

Bulltang

― Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

sandra blog

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

oh my.

― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

gross, and scarcely believable: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2867588/sandra_bullock_had_anal_sex_with_shotgun.html?cat=2

― "I DONT WANT HOUSE CHICKEN I WANT THIS PLACE CHICKEN!" (stevie), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

now, i'm guessing that's nsfw

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

wore a mustache made of human excrement

― velko, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

ok cannot wait to get home

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

What would you call Sandra Bullock if she wore a mustache made of human excrement?

― velko, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

i really don't get it - this halperin guy seems to just be typing with one hand and wanking with the next - but people are running with this ludicrous story??

― "I DONT WANT HOUSE CHICKEN I WANT THIS PLACE CHICKEN!" (stevie), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Mrs. Jesse James

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

or dirty sandchez obv

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

^^^

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

had sex with Nazi paraphernalia scattered around the room

Does this mean:

a: She was having sex with a human, and while they were having sex, they were in a room w/some Nazi paraphernalia

or

b: She was literally having sex with some Nazi paraphernalia

(like perhaps self-penetration w/a Nazi bong?)

― how is abbott formed (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

I mean feel free to ignore that parenthetical aside

― how is abbott formed (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

nazi bongs
nazi bongs
nazi bongs
FUCK ME

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

if you had a Nazi bong, you'd pretty much have to call it the Gas Chamber, right?

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa brrrrro

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― various incomprehensible beefs (Aerosol), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

b-dawg

― etrian odysseus (cozen), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

got herself a baby

― max, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

the shotgun must be very proud of his accomplishment

― akm, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/10/9680/speed_sandra_bullock_keanu_reeves.jpg

― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

Sandrina!

― Example: Hell (Matt P), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

found on friends toilet

makes me sad; I can't pee at u, San :(

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208377_10100522962905029_8832499_60897476_7285580_n.jpg

― ToeJam & Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

if that's where you're peeing, you're peeing in the wrong place, mister

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

ten months pass...

arguably the best thread in ilx history IMO

― illuminati girl (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

yes

Also in answer to the og q - Sandy, def. I love her.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

Sondrah

― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

i have to admit that i am really proud of this thread

― surm, Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

the great sandini

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://f0.bcbits.com/z/25/76/2576631616-1.jpg

― the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Monday, 20 February 2012 07:55 (fourteen years ago)

desandra bullhart

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:36 (fourteen years ago)

Are you James Corden?

― Mark G, Monday, 20 February 2012 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

is that a fat jibe

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:39 (fourteen years ago)

is that a question?

― Mark G, Monday, 20 February 2012 09:42 (fourteen years ago)

a question, mark

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://forums.g4tv.com/images/smilies/custom/8-10.gif

― Mark G, Monday, 20 February 2012 09:56 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ above album is PRETTY AWESOME btw. is there an ilm thread on theesatisfaction yet?

― the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Monday, 20 February 2012 10:07 (fourteen years ago)

if that's where you're peeing, you're peeing in the wrong place, mister
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:04 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think that's where mister ended up peeing after seeing the sandra pic?

that toilet certainly needed a clean though.

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 20 February 2012 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Sandinka

― whoop i. goldberg (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 February 2013 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

Sandbull

― earlnash, Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

desandra bullhart

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:36 (11 months ago) Permalink

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Classic thread

― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

if I ever find myself with a chance to meet her* I'm gonna get her to sign this:

http://i1.ytimg.com/i/Mh5ebZMjuPgCj2QUyOaIqw/mq1.jpg

*not gonna happen

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCRXAFi9T8k

― farty monster (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 23 November 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6oGwEPVuNA

― farty monster (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 23 November 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

According to Simone Gad from the Speed bus, everyone called her Sandy.

http://iwastheretoo.wolfpop.com/audio/20676/speed-with-the-passengers-of-bus-2525

― how's life, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 15:06 (eleven years ago)

omg

http://cdn.stagebloc.com/production/photos/4141/large/20150126_214038_4141_687603.jpeg

― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:23 (eleven years ago)

that was a great episode of i was there too. i wanna know keanu's brown rice recipe!

― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:31 (eleven years ago)

I halfway think I want to know, halfway think that maybe Keanu was just tossing some five-spice in there or something.

― how's life, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:36 (eleven years ago)

Here's the interview he references, too! It is SUCH A TREAT

http://www.hitfix.com/in-contention/speed-20th-anniversary-meet-the-passengers-of-bus-2525/1

― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:40 (eleven years ago)

eight months pass...

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/39A2898B-58B1-477B-8381-1FE3EF45E495_zpstadbe1fb.jpg

― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:00 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/how-i-tried-to-figure-out-if-sandra-bullock-owns-a-forg-1794238061

-otten-race-track-in-central-texas

― how's life, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

underrated revive by stevie d last october

― Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

^^

― surm, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

I called her SB for years, which ultimately morphed into 51.

― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

i actually took it a little personally when no one commented on my revive

― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

i would imagine! have we talked about Sandra Bullock's sister Gesine?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/47/a0/c3/47a0c3176e90f3259e4653b0e733495c.jpg

― surm, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

Best post in a great thread:

once, while on the best acid trip of my existence (and...uh, i used to do a lot of acid), the local movie theater was playing Crash. But the marquee read: Sandra Bullock in Crash. so i said, "more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie. later, i even invented a musical spin-off, called My Pants: The Movie: The Musical. the only song i ever came up with went like this:

PANTS GUY: Look at my pants!
CHORUS: Those pants are grand!
PANTS GUY: My pants are grand!
CHORUS: YOUR....PANTS....ARE....GRAND!!!

and so on.

it was very very good acid.

― the table is the table

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

underrated revive by stevie d last october

u mean october before last

― briscall stool chart (wins), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

thinking a lot abt Sandy today and feel like I should review the 90's Sandy canon (A Time To Kill, The Net, Hope Floats, Practical Magic, etc)

― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:38 (five years ago)

Saaaaooooouuuwwwndra

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 26, 2010 11:57 AM bookmarkflaglink

still OTM

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

the NET! i haven't seen it in so long, i forget what actually happens. probably a lot of netscape navigating

― Karl Malone, Friday, 18 September 2020 14:45 (five years ago)

I just remember the secret back door into everyone's information was... a gigantic icon in the corner of the screen that you clicked on

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:45 (five years ago)

honestly The Net is an unheralded should-be cult classic, it's so wonderful

― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:51 (five years ago)


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