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Proud owner of 100-dollar note has a wide choice of kinky pleasures to choose from

Teenager from Uzbekistan invents air-powered perpetual car engine

Living in skyscrapers implies life-threatening risks

Hugo Chavez ready to pose topless like Putin for Naomi Campbell

Woman gets rich after being boiled alive

Enterprising and caring pedophile on trial in Russia

Women become smarter and nicer only for seven days of their monthly cycle

Anorexic and hairy prostitutes all the rage in Moscow

Men who drive black cars with teddy bears and stereos inside are irresistible for women

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Hugo Chavez ready to pose topless like Putin for Naomi Campbell

Muscular bronze stallion with weird human genitalia advertises provincial hotel

Women rape men when they have no one to have sex with

Largest diamond in galaxy predicts future of solar system

Nude blonde visits petrol station creating public disturbance (PHOTOS)

"I wasn't surprised because she's come in naked before -- she's a very nice woman," Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers were bothered.

Right so why is this news then.

Also she's wearing HEELS and a WATCH so not naked at all.

dude do you know what pravda is/was?

truth is what it is

boyfriend is obsessed with this site.

"World’s only superpower..."

"Muscular bronze stallion with weird human genitalia advertises provincial hotel"

that one did it for me

This may become a worthy replacement for the Weekly World News

Dolphins used to look like humans and lived in Atlantis

Benazir Bhutto named Osama bin Laden’s killer before her death

It's awesome that the article on the "Air-powered car" gives a detailed history of perpetual motion machines.

dude do you know what pravda is/was?

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 17 January 2008 04:33 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I was joking...

jeez dude throw me a ;) once in awhile i'm not a mind reader!

"Dog gives birth to mutant creature that resembles human being PHOTOS"

http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/mutant-3050/4/

"Aliens land in Australia to create humans"

"USA starts begging OPEC for lower oil prices"

"Aliens land in Australia to create humans"

Implies that their efforts to create humans in the US failed

12:28 Suicidal Squirrels shock Romanian authoriries

Skyscrapers imply life-threatening risks

Police officers mock at dying man

Extraterrestrial beings caught on tape for the first time ever

current 2nd and 3rd main headlines:

Osama bin Laden is not dead

Benazir Bhutto unveiled Bin Laden's killer before her death

Russia may save the world from global financial collapse

Paparazzi keep following Britney

Germans no longer prefer beer

Heath Ledger filmed himself committing suicide

Evolutionary origin of life is impossible

1. The absence of the required atmosphere
2. All forms of raw energy are destructive
3. An evolutionary scenario for the origin of life would result in an incredible clutter
4. Micromolecules do not spontaneously combine to form macromolecules
5. DNA could not survive without repair mechanisms

also, Men can really breasfeed and have third nipple

MY GOD: Vegetarianism proves to be perversion of nature

I'm not going to argue with that.

OMG has anyone seen the photo story about how Putin mingles easily in animal world]?

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/1-18.jpg

L-R: dolphin, president, dolphin

1. In 1969, after Hillary Diane Rodham graduated with departmental honors in political science, she worked her way across Alaska, washing dishes in Mount McKinley National Park and sliming salmon in a fish processing cannery in Valdez (which fired her and shut down overnight when she complained about unhealthy conditions).

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/2-25.jpg

^ first base

actually there's been some kreeepy stuff in russian media disputing the katyn massacre.

Too much chewing gum may kill you

Russian woman easily delivers gigantic baby

Former boxer who killed pedophile wins prosecutors’ hearts

Too much chewing gum may kill you

Isn't that what too much is?

yes, this = pet peeve of mine.

"One should not eat too much carrots!"

"erm well duh?"

Source: agencies

Young pimpled girls grow into stunning women in gynecologist’s office

A little girl, a young woman and an adult woman. These are the three development stages of one person of female sex. They are associated with their own joys and misfortunes, peculiarities of development and diseases, especially gynecological. Form the very first moment of her life outside the mother’s womb, a girl is unsafe against many diseases of the urogenital system

USA slowly becomes unemployed nation

Russian designer invents flying rug

^ this one has nothing to do with a rug

haha

"After the trillions of dollars wasted in slaughtering hundreds of thousands of people around the globe, after failing in each and every one of his domestic and international policies, after insulting the noble precepts on which his country was built and after ensuring that he is the last Republican President for many years to come, George Bush prepares one last parting shot: a US-style Berlin Wall."

From Pravda's lips to God's ear.

that putin thing is photo essay of the year.

Any disturbance in the menstrual cycle may be a signal for the future problems with conception and child-bearing. It is a natural and instinctive desire for every girl to become a mother. A girl should visit a gynecologist and endocrinologist regularly to avoid any disappointment in the future. Besides, any distortion in the menstrual cycle affects skin. Progesterone (a hormone involved in the menstrual cycle) may cause pimples, the most formidable foe of women’s beauty.

1. In 1969, after Hillary Diane Rodham graduated with departmental honors in political science, she worked her way across Alaska, washing dishes in Mount McKinley National Park and sliming salmon in a fish processing cannery in Valdez (which fired her and shut down overnight when she complained about unhealthy conditions).

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, February 7, 2008 9:19 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

stolen from wikipedia!

"Furthermore, cosmetologists say that a typical vegetarian has dry and fragile hair, dull eyes and unhealthy complexion. They can hardly stand criticism and have a low boiling point. They raise their voice, swing their arms and splutter when arguing. They are weak even in their logic. They exemplify their righteousness with the cow, a herbivorous animal, and say that nature originally made a human being as a vegetarian creature."

vegetarians = ILX posters????

The new Pravda newspaper and Pravda Online are not related in any way, although the journalists of both publications are still in touch with each other. The paper Pravda tends to analyze events from a leftist point of view, while the web-based, tabloid-style newspaper often takes a nationalist and sensationalist approach.

waht

Russian scientists contact nether world

http://ad.yadro.ru/show/7/banner/75.gif

http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/01/31/42821.html

Woman keeps her new-born daughter in 2 plastic bags

Orgasms may work unimaginable miracles with human body

Modern science still turns a blind eye on levitation

Join Pravda.ru forum to experience freedom of speech

Boriska, boy from Mars, says that all humans live eternally

'Bird-boy' found in Russia

Mysterious dwarfish alien brutally murdered in Russia's remote village

Russia has one remote village and it contains a mysterious dwarfish alien (dec.)

http://engforum.pravda.ru/

Pravda.ru forum. The place where truth hurts

Inquest into Princess Diana’s death is a show that wastes time and 14 million dollars

Aliens downed Tunguska meteorite to save Earth

Black race not related to apes

err

lawl

Syphilis: Best consequence of worst sex

Toilet business can bring staggering profit of 900 percent

Meet most unsexy model from Russia

Male celebrities and their mothers: Any difference?

People marry animals trying to find happiness

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj58/vzbx/icebreakers.jpg

Women feel depressed of being women.

Russia has no law to ban sex in public

The photo accompanying ^ is so vanilla as to be hilarious.

A unique cat-parachutist called Malysh is getting ready to take on new peak: he is about to make a parachute jump from a 2,5-mile height. Some time before a 60-year old retired man Vladimir Kulikov and his pet bailed out from the height of more than half a mile.

Malysh used to be a phlegmatic that had a very lazy life and liked to have a nap after the meals. Things all changed when the cat returned to the ground from the sky. He literally woke up from an inactive way of life. Passive with pussy cats before, Malysh now is a № 1 masher. The pussy cat Marusya that for many years has unsuccessfully been trying to arouse his curiosity, now suffers from his too intensive attention.

http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/04-04-2008/104783-cat-parachutist-0

“NATO is divided on Georgia and the Ukraine”, - he adds. The majority agreed, but Germany and France considered it too early to grant both states the action plan status.

this is ccn but belongs here

Autistic girl amazing with animals

Mutants live in the underworld of Moscow

http://engforum.pravda.ru/

Pravda.ru forum. The place where truth hurts

-- Milton Parker, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 12:44 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

^^^this has a board just for 9/11 denial.

They got threads like:

Stupid Lies:: Nasa Is Dumb.
You Tube: Five Dancing Israelis Arrested On 9/11
Japan has been practicing weather terrorism.

Dancing Israelis

Wine turns into live blood of Jesus Christ in Italy

A unique cat-parachutist called Malysh is getting ready to take on new peak: he is about to make a parachute jump from a 2,5-mile height. Some time before a 60-year old retired man Vladimir Kulikov and his pet bailed out from the height of more than half a mile.

Malysh used to be a phlegmatic that had a very lazy life and liked to have a nap after the meals. Things all changed when the cat returned to the ground from the sky. He literally woke up from an inactive way of life. Passive with pussy cats before, Malysh now is a № 1 masher. The pussy cat Marusya that for many years has unsuccessfully been trying to arouse his curiosity, now suffers from his too intensive attention.

The cat’s host just laughs. He says, it a good way to develop himself, because soon the super-cat is to face a more difficult challenge – a jump from a 2, 5- mile height. Kulikov proudly says he sewed the parachute for the cat himself. 6 days of sewing was a real pleasure for him.

Kulikov took the jump seriously and developed its detailed plan. The man jumps out of the helicopter with a cat tied to him. After Kulikov’s parachute opens up, he will slowly unwrap Malysh’s parachute. After it fills with air, the man will untie the cat and let him fly by himself.

Each day the man trains the cat for the future jump. He puts a combination on the pet and starts rocking him back and forth. “Malysh is a born flier”, - the man claims. “These flights do good on him. Take for instance that pussy cat…”

this is the first article under the "society" section btw

http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/newborns_chocolate-3338

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/cat-5.jpg

This cat is what Pål Útlendi looks like.

Nobody wants to rescue dollar

Planet’s highest tower with artificial rivers inside to be two miles high

Motor homes come to Russia

Revolution of the hungry is in store for many countries

How to rob a bank?

Microchips are implanted into skulls in Russia

McDonald’s to make Kosovo land of peace and happiness, US officials believe

Men do not marry women like these

There are women who are unlucky in their love life. They are usually women at age 30 and over. One can divide them into several groups for convenience. A woman who does not want to get married at all. As a matter of fact, she does. But she keeps on repeating that she does not. For some reason that she cannot explain herself, this type of woman is certain that marriage is a form of legalised prostitution. In addition, she thinks that dropping a pair of men’s socks in a washing machine is backbreaking work for a woman. Is it for feminists?

o_O

link on front page Hugo Chavez goes out of his mind simply takes you to archive of all Hugo Chavez stories

I brought english.pravda.ru up with at dinner with several russian friends about a week ago, sort of cautiously expressing interest in what happened to the leading daily communist newspaper. He clarified that the move towards tabloid coverage really snowballed when the independently operated online edition went up in the late 90's.

It could happen here!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda

On August 22, 1991, a decree by Russian President Boris Yeltsin shut down the Communist Party and seized all of its property, including Pravda. Its team of journalists fought for their newspaper and freedom of speech. They registered a new paper with the same title just weeks after.

A few months later, then-editor Gennady Seleznyov (now a member of the Duma) sold Pravda to a family of Greek entrepreneurs, the Yannikoses. The next editor-in-chief, Alexander Ilyin, handed Pravda's trademark — the Order of Lenin medals — and the new registration certificate over to the new owners.
By that time, a serious split occurred in the editorial office. Over 90% of the journalists who had been working for Pravda until 1991 quit their jobs. They established their own version of the newspaper, which was later shut down under government pressure. These same journalists, led by former Pravda editors Vadim Gorshenin and Viktor Linnik in January 1999, launched Pravda Online, the first web-based newspaper in the Russian language; English, Italian and Portuguese versions are also available.

The new Pravda newspaper and Pravda Online are not related in any way, although the journalists of both publications are still in touch with each other. The paper Pravda tends to analyze events from a leftist point of view, while the web-based, tabloid-style newspaper often takes a nationalist and sensationalist approach.

Six-fingered cursed androgyne swills vodka

World must be more attentive to male virgins

^ this

I am an independent personality. I am 25. I run my own business; I own a flat and a car. But I am very fastidious about my love life. I don’t need a “used” man. I want to be sure that I am his first woman. My current boyfriend is good-looking and clever. But I found out that he’d had affaires before our relationship. I don’t know whether I can forgive him. I have lots of men to choose from…But now it feels as if I picked him in a second-hand shop

luna?

Advertising misleads consumers in every possible way

Commercials advertising drinking water are traditionally made in locations resembling paradise. Such adverts usually show a woman or a man diving into the unbelievably pure water. Naturally, this symbolizes bottled water. But do you know that this is water comes from a central water supply source? It would be more honest if the advert character swam in conduits and went through the ‘grinders’ of different filters that are used to purify water before it is bottled. There is one assuasive thing about it: manufacturers of this water do not display snowy mountains with ice-caps on the packaging and do not use words like ‘mineral’ in their trademarks to persuade customers that it is natural mineral water.

tombot?

BBC News = jealous?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm

Wow.

Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

http://i27.tinypic.com/nbdsgn.jpg

lol

Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

I wonder if the Onion staff throw themselves a party every time one of their pieces becomes real

http://www.itv.com/News/Articles/Butt-seized-by-terror-police-585927113.html

Russian communists call to boycott Indiana Jones, a movie for perverts

Mysterious giants inhabit Eurasian lakes

Are US Republicans Sane?

Humans may eventually conquer ocean world after David Blaine’s underwater stunt

Young men unwilling to become mathematicians because they are slovenly looking losers

Arrogance, Bloody-mindedness and Chauvinism: The ABC of the British MediaBBC News = jealous?

oops! try that again:

BBC News = jealous?

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/rep1.jpg

from 'Are US Republicans Sane?'

"Mr. Bush, YOU are a terrorist! Mr. Bush, YOU are a Hitler! Mr. Bush, you are a fundamentalist radical!"

truth bomb

Young men unwilling to become mathematicians because they are slovenly looking losers

is it the young men who are slovenly looking losers? Then surely mathematics would be an ideal career choice!

this story about a screbby couple is great:

http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/13-05-2008/105183-couple_washing_haircutting-0

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/dirty200.jpg

"But what really shocks is not their house, but the appearances of these people. They haven’t washed themselves for 16 years! They never wash their clothes. They wear the same apparel for a year until it becomes damp. Neither do they wash up. 10 years ago, after the market construction, their water pipe dried up. But they decided not to ask anyone to get it fixed. Instead they started to gather rainwater and use it for cooking and drinking. They say they get enough water, because they are very thrifty: they eat and drink once a day, sometimes even less frequently – once a couple of days, and with absolutely no salt."

Transvestite toilets start working in Thailand

Top 5 scientists killed by their experiments

John McCain, senility America’s loss of the Pacific

Transvestite toilets start working in Thailand was in every paper today.

Society section:

Women who dislike football are stupid

(sidebar Breaking News: The United States of Torture)

It's old, but good: "Is Hussein Owner of Crashed UFO?"

Mohammed Hajj al-Amdar said on the basis of strange stories coming out of that valley: “Saddam gave the aliens sanctuary, so that they couldn’t be captured by Americans. Nobody can reach the citadel Qalaat-e-Julundi at night. They say that the aliens created “watchdogs” for Saddam. The aliens took ordinary desert scorpions and used their bio-engineering to grow the scorpions to giant size. Scorpions of a cow-size!

http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/01/31/42821.html

they're on fire fire

Condoleeza Rice, what is wrong with you?

other headlines from the current front page:

Condoleezza Rice and the insult to international diplomacy

Russia Is Not Being Imperialistic!

World Opinion Favors Russia - Winning the Media War

South Ossetia: a week after the war

Is Condoleeza Rice stupid?

Bush: Why don’t you shut up?

Bush, Cheney and Rice; Hitler, Himmler and Goebbels

Russia freezes all military cooperation with NATO

India places two-billion-dollar order for Russian missiles

Russia’s financial crisis of 1998 plotted by IMF

Prime Minister Vladimir Putin: The Great Nationalist

Georgian war crimes I

Russia may strike nuclear blow on Poland in case it deploys US Patriot missiles

Prons and cons of vegetarianism

Humans may eventually conquer ocean world after David Blaine’s underwater stunt

still a favorite

take that, water!

partial to "Muscular bronze stallion with weird human genitalia advertises provincial hotel"

]Sarah Palin: A Worthless Bag of Hair

hahahahaha

The perils of visceral voting

One could almost envisage John McCain’s cheshire grin as his strategists whispered into his ear: “Voters are basically stupid. It’s not about substance; it’s about style. It’s not about knowing the issues; it’s about appealing to the worst in human nature, while pretending you’re appealing to the best.” “Think about it John! Voters have elected movie and television stars to governorships, to Congress, and even to the presidency. Oftentimes, if those stars die while in office, voters elect their spouses, as if osmosis gives the wives and husbands of deceased elected officials some bizarre form of political acumen

^pravda OTM

they're coming back to what they do best

Woman stays pregnant with dead fetus for 60 years

Human body contains enough sulphur to kill all fleas on one dog

Mentally unbalanced people turn into Yeti

'Nano-toilet' (images)

Nostradamus was most famous Plague Doctor during Black Death years

Humans to live for 120 years and communicate with aliens in 2114

Most women do not understand a thing about men (To put it in a nutshell, women can ruin relationships just as easily as men can)

Autotrophs: new kind of humans appears who neither drink nor eat
It is not ruled out that they will replace us at a new evolution stage

englishrussia>>>>>>>>>>>>>pravda

http://englishrussia.com/?p=2185

When the police came on to crime scene and saved the driver and his passenger they figured out that she was all dressed except her underwear - so the reason of the accident was put “an accidental sex during the driving”.

i dunno, this is pretty stiff competition:

Creepy stories about women’s tampons are true to a certain extent

Anti-Russian politician from Denmark to make world become worst place ever

Russian police officer becomes Robocop

lololol ok fair point, but between these two and arshavin.jpg the motherland's pretty much gotten internet '09 sewn up

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691

http://englishrussia.com/images/encounter_shock/10.jpg

srsly

http://englishrussia.com/images/earn_and_sink/2.jpg

Anti-Russian politician from Denmark to make world become worst place ever
The chocolate side of Hollywood

http://englishrussia.com/images/encounter_shock/30.jpg

http://englishrussia.com/?p=2491#more-2491

Comment by Finnish Alcoholics Online 2009-04-08 09:17:02
First ! I’m a gay.

Comment by Finnish Alcoholics Online 2009-04-08 09:33:52
Miss India do not reply here, you dirty gay slut!

Comment by Miss India 2009-04-08 12:10:07
Milk is considered a luxury drink in Russia

Comment by Anton 2009-04-08 16:17:13
Even Miss India can’t afford milk!..

Comment by Miss India lover 2009-04-08 22:34:49
You are correct again Miss India! You go girl,you are awesome!

Comment by scot 2009-04-09 13:44:23
no she isn’t. She is never correct. Everything is always ignorant and wrong.

http://englishrussia.com/images/milk_ads/1_004.jpg

bjork's next album cover concept plz

the countdown to this appearing as an ANTM photoshoot begins... NOW

http://www.englishrussia.com/images/snowgirl/2.jpg

Salt lakes make dinosaurs reign on Earth

http://englishrussia.com/images/enema_monument/3.jpg

WIN:

Russian fishermen catch squeaking alien and eat it

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/alien-monster.jpg

Men Lose Interest in Women's Virginity and Prefer to Avoid Modern-Day Virgins

Trendy Drop-Crotch Pants and UGG Boots Disgust Men

That they do...

Swimsuits Labeled Revolting and Illegal in Civilized Europe

They certainly are...

Soviet Ballistic Missiles Appeared as Bulky Uncontrollable Monsters

Crazy Ideas for Women's Bosom

Tobacco Still Rules the World and Kills People

Stalin Rolls Over in His Grave After WWII Scandal in USA's Virginia

Maradona off the field, Park Ji-sung on it

Europe Tends To Torment Russians with Visas Forever

Poverty in Russia Disappears in a Remarkable Manner

China Steals Russia’s Territory with Barges and Excavators

http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/newborns_chocolate-3338

All these newborns are nothing but candies.

haha the sport bit is excellent:

Three days, three days of cautious football. Sunday night. BANG! The difference between the men and the boys. Ladies and Gentlemen. Germany has arrived in South Africa and on Sunday night we saw that well-oiled engine purring once again.

Holland won the game because the team attacked more, however the first goal was scored by a Dane (own goal by Simon Poulsen after 46’) and five minutes before the end, Kuyt buried the ball, and the game, in Sorensen’s net.

After 40’, predictably, 1-1. It was a question of time before an England player did something stupid.

Pakistan Is Dying – The World Yawns
http://axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/Article_61146.shtml
On August 22 a drone strike against the house of “suspected militants” in North Waziristan killed 20 people. It also destroyed a neighboring house full of women and children.[1] So what! Collateral damage. And, as our dear Mr. Rumsfeld once said [2] - ‘Shit happens. Get over it.’

On July 28, the dams burst in the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa area of north-western Pakistan after unprecedented monsoon rains. In the next few days the news was slowly trickling out to the world of the imminent disaster from the worst floods in Pakistan’s history.

The North-West Frontier Province, however, had already been hit by disaster long before the monsoon rains started flooding the countryside, uprooting hundreds of thousands of people. The region had already been ravaged by the terrible fighting between Islamic militants and the Pakistani Armed Forces. Millions of people had already fled from their homes and their livelihoods.

Yet, Western reaction to these events, or even knowledge thereof, was practically nil.