Click on my name down below and sendme your crush and why they are your crush.
I will then post it anonymously.
Also if you want to give me permission to tell your crush, should they inquire, i will be your creepy go between match maker.
-BJ
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
#1
Gr8080 someone has a crush on you because you are funny and have good style.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.storm.ca/~rbutton/macuddersidepark/traditional%20style%20rabbit%20trap.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
#2 Trayce someone has a crush on you because you are sweet and sexy.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
#3 Jim Swells someone has a crush on you because you're a sockpuppet of theirs.
― jim, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
#4 Jame Spears someone has a crush on you why because you look intersting
― sleep, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
#3 Latebloomer
someone has a crush on you because you are handsome.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
#5 El Tomboto ladies love el tomboto
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
smoov
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
c'mon people only 3 so far?
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
tombot is becoming more and more like bender every day
― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
#4 & 5
Both go to Roxymuzak because you are "hot and a bass player" and "because you bring the lols."
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
#6 Roxy again because she is "poontastic."
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
roxy stop sending jim email
― max, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
None of them were from Roxy herself.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
This titillating game has been postponed until Heath Ledger's death is less depressing.
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
I'll be here :)
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
WAIT WAHT
― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.darwindobes.com/images/Eman_Finishing_web.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
oh cmon. IT'S A CELEBRITY NONE OF US KNEW.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
speak for yourself
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:26 (eighteen years ago)
I hope morbs means *actually* knew and not heard of wtf.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
we hung out all the time
he had a crush on me, but this thread was started just a day late
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
#7 Killy because you are "indie hot"
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
#7 Killy because you are "indie hot" - your crush = Chaki lol.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
chaki has too many log-ins to manage
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
haha
― tehresa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
#s 1-7 were submitted by "chaki"
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?
― A baby, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
Thats not true.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
big jim swells does not hate it when that happens
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
does he know that murderdogger = luna?
― ken c, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
i think chaki needs an ilx break
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
i was nominating killy
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
So Murderdogger is Chaki?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
i submitted all three of roxymuzak's
― ken c, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
actually tuomas submitted #4
ken c is killy
― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
I don't even know who "Jame Spears" is.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
(x-post)
No more emails coming in at the moment. I am not Chaki.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, you'd say that.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
Can you post a pic with you and Chaki together?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
I have not met him.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
convenient
― deej, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
Here are some pictures of me if you want. http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/murderdogger/
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
Tuomas, do you realize that like 8 or your last 10 posts in the past half-hour basically said "can someone explain to me what is going on?"
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
HES FROM SWEDEN LIGHTEN UP
― KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
I guess so. It's almost 1AM here, I need to go to sleep. Goodnight!
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
# We'd prefer it if regular posters to ILx kept to a single identity. This doesn't have to have anything to do with your real-life identity, though. If what you're saying constitutes a personal attack on another poster, please a)think twice before posting anyway and b)use your usual ID. #
― dan m, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
#8 Laurel
"she is v sassy and I think I could get her to cook me bacon."
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha - aw, yeah lay of Tuomas. I was kind of happy he didn't know what an olsen was.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
whoops - "off"
#9 G8080 because "he's adorable and funny."
#10 Mark C because he's "handsome and bright."
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
It's almost 1AM here, I need to go to sleep.
Yeah, only another 4 months til sunrise.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
like a bat out of hull
― DG, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
I will be cooking bacon for ME, anyway, and if yr lucky maybe I share.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
oh kantlips i luv u so
― gff, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
i don't have to email big jim swells about it either
We'd prefer it if regular posters to ILx kept to a single identity. This doesn't have to have anything to do with your real-life identity, though. If what you're saying constitutes a personal attack on another poster, please a)think twice before posting anyway and b)use your usual ID. #
-- dan m, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
is this aimed at murderdogger or tuomas
― deej, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
pick whoever you like!
― dan m, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
God if i am i'd totally be like, molesting myself 24/7 rather than posting here
― ken c, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:51 (eighteen years ago)
if ken c is killy then id like to nominate him as well.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
i love how solidly laurel confirmed the rumors of both bacon and sassiness
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)
argh I know who Big Jim is and am trying not to drop hints
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
Well it depends how much bacon's left in the freezer.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
I prefer my bacon in the hindquarters, if you follow me.
- Jim
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
getting really tired of chaki
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
LIST SO FAR
#1 GR8080 - funny and has good style. #2 Trayce -sweet and sexy. #3 Latebloomer - handsome. #4 Roxymuzak - hot bass player. #5 Roxymuzak - brings the lols #6 Roxymuzak - poontastic #7 Killy - indie hot #8 Laurel - very sassy and cooks bacon. #9 G8080 - he's adorable and funny. #10 Mark C - handsome and bright.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
#11 ROXY again "u cuet"
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
knoxville_sunsphere.jpg
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
maybe big jim swells is roxy
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
-- and what, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 2:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
hi, ethan. no one cares about anything you think. go back to stalking fatteys and working in a puppet show.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
<3 chaki
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
#1 El Tomboto - ladies love el tomboto.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
lotta non-fatteys working at your little videogame company huh
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
oh this ought to be good. ROUND ONE
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
uh.. i dont date the dudes i work with. i saw pics of your alst gf, bro.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
<3 <3 ethan.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)
ding ding ding?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
no no please not with the fat remarks, this thread is supposed to be for lolz and secret admirers
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
yah im sorry. ethan, you're totally within reason to be tired of me.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/fraudalert.gif
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
what happens when people stop being polite
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
and start being INTERNET HARDMEN
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
rolling ethan's last gf in flour and aiming for the wet spot
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
I have a crush on the Leftovers today. Check back w/ me tomorrow.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:12 (eighteen years ago)
Emails have stopped at the mo'
-J
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
i have a crush on whoever will meet me for drinks after pub quiz tonite.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
my last gf was like 5'9" 160 lbs but nice try homie
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
i admit if i looked like you i'd probly have a lower tolerance for waking up to see another round face with cutesy bangs every morning
thats a pretty weak zing dude. also 5'9" 160 is large.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)
Shit tza what time? Also I don't think I'm going to make it to bikes tonight so schedule is open.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)
your gf had a goatee?
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)
actually 5' 9'' 160 is pretty normal BMI but what do i care
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:17 (eighteen years ago)
laurel, tza: email or phones. they are there for a reason.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:17 (eighteen years ago)
Wow 5'9" is TALL.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)
some greasy talk from a dude with photographic evidence of him pawing orbit's stomach in front of god and momus and everyone
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)
I mean for 160lbs. xp
SUCK IT CHAKI
laurel, pub quiz in midtown at 8:30 so sometime after that i head to pool maybe? i will chat u, baby ;)
― tehresa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)
who knows what you and your 'friend for life' got up to once the cameras were off
Yeah, that's exactly what i was going to say. It's not large at all.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
thats just a straight up lie bro. post the pic. my hand is nowhere near that whale's stomach. weak zing #3
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ This. And at 160, she could be a bruiser.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
my last gf was like 5'9" 160 lbs
gabbneb?
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
#12 Abbott
"u bring deh funnies + have deh cutes = gr8"
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
ROUND TWO
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
FIGHT!
post it yourself, dog - i have no idea where it is. maybe one of your 500 secret ilx identities has it
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://44.img.v4.skyrock.com/440/dark-man-x01/pics/524031641_small.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)
we need the cam'ron gif right about now
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)
another great zing, guy. but anyway, heath ledger, right?
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)
I've seen better bitchfights in goth mailing lists.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
whoever wins...please make the finishing move a FRIENDSHIP
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
fattality
― ken c, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/motleyile4.jpg?t=1201044229
you can clearly see my right arm is out in front and my left arm is behind vik and bene. ethan, you dont gotta lie to kick it, "homie."
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:25 (eighteen years ago)
uh.... whose arm is that then
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)
is that the best ILx group shot ever? chaki looks like Eddie van in it.
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)
that is a ghastly arm
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)
its orbit's hand moving down really quickly. right?
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)
the ghost of ilx past
― Jordan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)
Ned is either doing some kind of magic or being really clear that he's not touching the person in front of him
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)
'thats not my arm! im just hiding one of my arms & orbit has three arms!'
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)
Ned is tricking us and that is really his arm, I think.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)
my arm is in front making a fist.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/remote1.jpg
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)
too many arms
― gff, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)
ethan, you have to be insane to think that is my arm.
too many posts
ARMGATE 2008
wait holy crap i can't fathom that being ANYONE's arm. that's totally a ghost. what the hell.
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:30 (eighteen years ago)
ok this has now gotten funny
― Jordan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:30 (eighteen years ago)
that is the scariest arm
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
i think chaki is right here. the creepiest part is momus' disembodied hand.
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
who's the girl in front of ned?
― ken c, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
lotta extra limbs with momus about aminotcorrect
― gff, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
the creepiest part is momus disembodied hand.
fixed
― DG, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)
oh wait, did she just move her arm REALLY quickly while the shutter was open? because the space where her arm seems to actually be is kinda overlaid with her shirt pattern, like the arm is double-exposed in two spots.
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)
GUYS THAT IS NOT MY ARM!!
ANYWAY THE OTEHR PIC FROM THAT NIGHT IS BETTER. i should probably shave and cut my hair short again. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/motleyile1.jpg
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)
that's cool that you guys hang out with trayce
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:34 (eighteen years ago)
i think the dude behind her (?) was embracing her and then withdrew HIS hand really quickly!
― Jordan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:34 (eighteen years ago)
NO THAT IS NOT ME NEXT TO MOMUS.
(in before snark)
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
WHOSE FUCKING ARM IS THAT?????????
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
DAMN. too late.
welcome to 11:34PM
― DG, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
#13 "that girl in front of ned in that photo where chaki's touching orbit cos she is like teh hot"
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
The WHAT? People are weird.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
ned has to peeeee
― tehresa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
I think its pretty obvious that's Orbit's own arm in a slow-shutter blur (the hand is the exact same shape and size ffs) but whatevs.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)
you can clearly see my right arm is out in front shaking a fist and my left arm is behind vik and bene.
-- murderdogger, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 6:38 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)
you gotta admit momus ripping his shirt open in that second pic is pretty f'n cool
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)
hysterical thread
― deej, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)
I knew I should have deleted that, oh well.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.neowin.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/emot-iiam.gif
― DG, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
haha oh noes!
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
#14 ENBB "cause of yr sense of humor and cause you are v purdy"
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)
^^made even more boring by armgate 2008
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:43 (eighteen years ago)
busted
― Jordan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:43 (eighteen years ago)
http://hen.fap.henfap.com/hen/fap/?p=38
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
Now I want to know if anyone really did email Big Jim. Er I mean luna. Er... chaki. Whoever.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:46 (eighteen years ago)
btw there is no argument about who's touching who's breast in this pic http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/smallpat1.jpg
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:48 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah but that pic is teh awesome.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:49 (eighteen years ago)
hey guys maybe chaki was luna and was trying to have sex with himself
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)
on the internet
-- Trayce, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 10:46 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
But you're luna, so...
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
Adam sshhh ;P
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
I see that Pat Smear's hand is on your chest, but I can't tell where Cobain's hand is.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)
Or whoever that dude is.
SEX OVER THE INTERNET!
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)
thats the foo fighters drummer, taylor.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)
So the drummer and singer from Nirvana just changed roles and became Foo Fighters?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:55 (eighteen years ago)
this one is a joke right
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
this thread turned out better than i could've ever imagined.
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha all you fools told chaki yr secret ilx crushes.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
Still comin in, folx!
#15 Mookieproof "but only in his basketball outfit"
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)
It's like the Bush Admin. gathering incriminating data on everyone.
Just trust him, people. I'm sure he won't do any harm with your secrets.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)
Btw, I know that Orbit was crazy or something, but the idea that putting your hand on a fat woman's waist, eww! is somehow shameful makes me kinda sad.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)
I hope this was a sting for a particular reason, cos if it was it sure didn't work.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:00 (eighteen years ago)
little disappoointed jim swells is fake
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:00 (eighteen years ago)
Aw, Tuomas. That post made me happy. x-post
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
People thought big jim was for realz?
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:02 (eighteen years ago)
i didnt, just hoped.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:02 (eighteen years ago)
i'm sure nothing ill will come of this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
RIP Big Jim Swells. Heaven needed a fake trucker who's first thread was a goodbye thread.
― chaki, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
-- Jordan, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 3:34 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
NO.
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
lol i honestly thought that was louis jagger in that pat smears photo
― ^@^, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:04 (eighteen years ago)
Haha, I remember telling my girlfriend, "There's this guy on ILX now who I'm pretty sure is fake, his name is Big Jim Swells and he's a long-distance trucker." She said, "You're only pretty sure he's fake?"
― jaymc, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
xpost WHOA I totally thought Spencer was the obvious answer!
That is orbit's own arm.
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
FAKE?! NO WAI.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
THANK YOU SPENCER
― chaki, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
DO none of you understand shutter blur? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
shutter huh?
― omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
Chaki now I understand why you went off at me in frustration that one time hehe.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
poor orbit
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
Gear: well, shutter if it was a film cam, the equiv if digital, obviously.
I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS.
too soon
― Jordan, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:08 (eighteen years ago)
People who announce their departure (or return) get well under my skin. I was so enraged I was going to tear up the thread.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:08 (eighteen years ago)
Somehow it never occurred to me that it was Orbit's own arm.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:08 (eighteen years ago)
-- homosexual II, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:07 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
Orbit was quite mean and nasty to many people after this.
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)
This is the thread where Orbit is comfy and invites you in for tea
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)
*plop*
-- Orbit (Orbit)
― omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah I lost my patience with her a long time ago, she was not a pleasant person.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:12 (eighteen years ago)
spencer: yeah, i know, and i got lots of lols from the twooooooooooo weeks thing which makes me feel worse
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:12 (eighteen years ago)
i am pleased with the fact that i was the last post before "i guess this thread is ruined -- time to lock it"
― remy bean, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:14 (eighteen years ago)
someone tell me a story about orbit
― deej, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4355/ilik3wherethisisgoing9xe.jpg
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:15 (eighteen years ago)
the twooooooooooo weeks thing
haha ouch
what two weeks thing?
― omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:16 (eighteen years ago)
so wait who was big jim swells?
― get bent, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)
-- omar little, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 6:16 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
i just assumed it was a ref to total recall
― deej, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://a648.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/m_aeb481118caa1b52cb94a5ea726ebc7f.gif
― Jordan, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)
oh lol
― omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)
So does this mean I wasted all that money on my one-way ticket to Reno?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)
i'd like to think there's a little bit of big jim in all of us.
― chaki, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)
Ew.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:19 (eighteen years ago)
― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:43 (eighteen years ago)
oh chaki already posted that
― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 00:44 (eighteen years ago)
Keep 'em comin folks. Fresh wood for the fire:
#16
Francis "Frankie" Jagger, a young lady name of Aja fancies you.
― murderdogger, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 02:17 (eighteen years ago)
#17
Jon "Ketchup Dudes" Williams, kind of cute and seems like loads of fun
― murderdogger, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 02:24 (eighteen years ago)
ok now you're making them up
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 02:27 (eighteen years ago)
these last two are not me. i swear. ask a mod.
― chaki, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 02:28 (eighteen years ago)
i want some catsup babes
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
#18
Chaki - would totally rub my fat belly
keep em' coming people!
― murderdogger, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 03:12 (eighteen years ago)
hilarious, jim.
― chaki, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
i think the dude behind her (?) was embracing her and then withdrew HIS hand really quickly!-- Jordan, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 3:34 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark LinkNO.-- Spencer Chow, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 7:03 PM (Tuesday, January 22, 2008 7:03 PM) Bookmark Link
-- Spencer Chow, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 7:03 PM (Tuesday, January 22, 2008 7:03 PM) Bookmark Link
lolololololololol
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
rip jim swells!!!
― max, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)
wow, thanks for max and ethan's votes of confidence on this thread!
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 07:07 (eighteen years ago)
"well, i guess roxy is swells after all" lol
By the way, Roxy, I'm not posting half of the crush notes you're getting. Most of them seem to be from the Deep South and England.
- Jim Swells
― murderdogger, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 07:11 (eighteen years ago)
_____ + ken chu
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 07:12 (eighteen years ago)
but "poontastic" was totally flattering, right?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 07:15 (eighteen years ago)
This thread has officially freaked me out
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 07:27 (eighteen years ago)
this thread made me late for pilates then it made me laugh inappropriately every time i thought of it during pilates.
― estela, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 07:32 (eighteen years ago)
How's ol' Pontius doing nowadays?
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)
J/K ROXY BABE
― max, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)
Crewcial thread.
― Helltime Redux, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
...sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
Mine never got outed u_u
― roxymuzak, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:00 (eighteen years ago)
the truth will out
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)
the hoos will out
― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)
big jim is fake guys. SHEESH
― murderdogger, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:14 (eighteen years ago)
i pretty much have a crush on every man on ilx except gabbnebb
― roxymuzak, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:15 (eighteen years ago)
roxy you are so gross GOD
― murderdogger, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)
roflcopter!
― gabbneb, Monday, 28 January 2008 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
8======D~ ~ ~ ~
― am0n, Monday, 28 January 2008 03:40 (eighteen years ago)
lllllol
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 January 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)
big jim you gotta believe in yourself or no one will love you
― rrrobyn, Monday, 28 January 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)
sheesh
jeez guys
― jergïns, Monday, 28 January 2008 05:07 (eighteen years ago)
flippin heck
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 January 2008 05:12 (eighteen years ago)
mookie pls to tell about 'basketball outfit'
― tehresa, Monday, 28 January 2008 05:25 (eighteen years ago)
oh wait was that from lol high school? nm.
― tehresa, Monday, 28 January 2008 05:28 (eighteen years ago)
― and what, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 5:38 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
looks like he got it
rip chakirip big jim swellsrip i am robocoprip roy division
― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Friday, 28 November 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)
― jim, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:43 (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― sleep, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:45 (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:46 (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^all good posts
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 28 November 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)
random thread bonanza
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)
ha.
― jaymc, Saturday, 19 September 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)
Cntl+F Whiney = :(
― Hoostentlantavegas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 September 2009 05:07 (sixteen years ago)
daddy drank
― my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Saturday, 19 September 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
Think about it, you little mathematician.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 19 September 2009 06:50 (sixteen years ago)
Whiney there's still hope ... maybe I'll start getting messages detailing secret ilx crushes, and maybe one will be on you
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 06:51 (sixteen years ago)
Just behind JW, chaki is the person I want back the most. Come on, mods. Tombot is totally not looking.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)
Actually, I think I want chaki back more. JW served more of a piss-taking administrative function + linking to thinks + breaking the site. Chaki was totally fun, though. Granted, he was TRYING to get banned.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:03 (sixteen years ago)
Ok they both were. I miss them both equally.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:04 (sixteen years ago)
i have now outed my ilx ghost crushes
here we go, someone has a crush on:
myspace senior business forum admin - because older guys are hot
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:08 (sixteen years ago)
ILX ladies have no taste and this is the proof. (ILX is the pudding.)
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 September 2009 13:30 (sixteen years ago)
Who would have to prove pudding?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)
How do you know what crushes were submitted by ladies?
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
poontius pilate
― both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)
is poontastic
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)
hey, another one:
someone on ILX has a crush on:
Dr Freud - because he is helpful and also has a beard
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)
Are you the new crush go-to?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)
sure, why not?
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)
It's official, everyone.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)
c'mon, someone's gotta have a secret crush on Whiney! The utmost effort will be made to preserve the anonymity of all crushers.
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)
Whiney hurt my feelins so not me.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
Again, you gotta include who and why - try to keep it positive and not excessively crepey!
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)
This thread will get a little steam in a few hours, no?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)
lets hope so - meanwhile:
JJusten someone has a crush on you because your puppy is cute and you think Krallice is awesome
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
these could be totally platonic crushes
cankles someone has a "crush" on you because you are a total bro and don't pull any punches telling it like it is, but they don't want to call it a crush because that would be "faggidy"
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)
finally ...
amazing sloth someone has a crush on you because you are amazing
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!
-- stephen garza, Friday, January 10, 2003 9:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
someone else has a crush on stephen garza's gf because they prize robustness.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
and also milk.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
uhhhhhhhhhh. how have i never seen that post before?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
this thread revive has at last accomplished something!
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)
i have a crush on ilx user steve shasta :\
― ian, Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:30 (sixteen years ago)
wakeboarding is so hot.
e that is a classic post and i am shocked u have never seen it
― both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:36 (sixteen years ago)
I know, me too!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:37 (sixteen years ago)
wow i havent seen that before either
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)
"dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course."
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
this clearly has inspired someone:
unperson's curvy colombian wife someone has a crush on you because you put the sexy sirens of indie rock to shame.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)
"almost seven" flaccid and 8.5 erect -- I don't know a bunch about other people's junk, but I would see a cardiovascular specialist at that point
― nabisco, Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah - I thought that was a bit odd as well tbh.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
okay, upon the suggestion of bamcquern, I have implemented a way to submit secret real or fake ilx crushes via email
email them to:
sarah dot ee dot el at gmail dot com
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
haha now I feel bad, though -- there is much diversity in the world of junk, I would hate for anyone who's not so much a "grower" to feel weird here
― nabisco, Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)
"grower"
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
My What's Happening to My Body Book for Boys said that they don't necessarily have to grow much when they become erect.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)
yeah, it's true, I retract my overly normative dick joke
― nabisco, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)
i think i'd be vaguely terrified of that just sort of...levitated upward. like zuul.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)
everyone on ILX. yes, dude, that includes you over there. and girl, normally I ain't into chixors, but I think you're mighty fine.
(i think it's past my bedtime. i'm babbling.)
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 20 September 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)
mr jinglesmith someone has a crush on you because they think your jingles are genius
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Monday, 21 September 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)