The hotter Boleyn sister: Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman

Scarlett by about 6 light years.

scarlett dumb as a brick though

I'm sticking to my vote.

I realize that's not the question at hand but suffocating dimness detracts a great deal from bonerability in my personal estimation

Generally I'd agree but it's not like I've actually met Ms Johansson to verify this alleged dumbness also she be like GODDAMN

Portman having an Erdos number (nevermind the Erdos-Bacon number) is pretty sexy but then I am a robot

in this partic film/publicity campaign, s-jo, but usually portman.

Portman = too indie, too waify. Also fuck a Star Wars.

I don't find either of them particularly hot - Johansson is a too much a stereotypical blonde cover girl, and Portman is too thin. I guess I'd go for Portman still, there's more personality in her looks.

I have always found NP strangely sexless.

^This.

^ That.

^ u mad

I mean, that table dancing scene in Closer - like walking in on your little sister cluelessly dancing about in her underwear.

What's this "Boleyn sister" thing, btw? They're in a movie together?

if NP was so bloody clever she could demonstrate it by not being in sucky films all the time

I mean, that table dancing scene in Closer - like walking in on your little sister cluelessly dancing about in her underwear.

-- DavidM, Saturday, March 8, 2008 1:29 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

that's because it's the worst film of all time.

You'd rather have had a film that was like walking in on your little sister expertly dancing about in her underwear?

Can we all agree that this Boleyn film is probably some major bullshit but it's not like we're actually ever going to watch it and find out? The title alone makes my toes curl with embarrassment.

notion of a jewish-australian royal family is kind of cool.

Oh I thought the Hulk was a NZ-er.

But no, apparently he's Croatian-German-Australian. So could easily have made it into the British royal family.

i like the Anne Boleyn in The Tudors

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/the-tudors13.jpg

ooooooooooh yes.

hells yes

nah

Portman is definitely hotter in the poster. She's definitely hot but I'd agree that in the films she's sposed to be sexy she's notably sexless. In Hotel Chevalier she even gets naked, but nope, does nuffin for me.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/cinema_lover/bg.jpg

this is the one i mean.

bana is hottest in poster.

I kind of wanted to lick the part of the screen with her butt on it in hotel chevalier. O_o?

i'll take Kristin Scott-Thomas over the two leads anyway

Any chance of sharing that crack you smoking?

you don't want to start smoking crack, man

I kind of wanted to lick the part of the screen with her butt on it in hotel chevalier. O_o?

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, March 8, 2008 1:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you don't want to start smoking crack, man

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, March 8, 2008 1:47 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ some kind of pun-related humor

A++++ would read again

more like bun-related haw heyo hoot toot

Eric Bana looks like he's "up for some roulette" in a shitty provincial casino in that photo

Yes, or mastermind, the game

Game of the Year my arse.

LCD Soundsystem Pogs FTW

newsnight review hosted a gratifying rubbishing of this movie last night, wherein it is asserted that "we now have definitive proof that scarlett johansson cannot act"

they all said her name as "yo-hanson" -- isn't that wrong?

Well if Newsnight Review hate it then it can't be all bad eh?

the stills on imdb would make for a decent photo-comic. any suggestions on where I should lift the dialogue?

When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook

The Other Boleyn Sister

xp

TOBS: BOTW

that almost looks like my name

they all said her name as "yo-hanson" -- isn't that wrong?

Scandinavians pronounce the "j" in Johansson like the "y" in "yo", not like Americans pronounce "j".

http://blogsap.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

nobody on newsnight review last night was scandinavian! .. and as far as i'm aware miss scarlett herself is standard-issue american.

it was kirsty wark who said it first and i wonder if the others followed her lead just to be polite??!

The Swedish pronounciation would be something like Yoh-hans-son. The "o"'s are pronounced like the "a" in the English word "all".

as far as i'm aware miss scarlett herself is standard-issue american.

swedish-jewish innit tho. i say "yo-hanson".

i've always figured it was 'yo'

I know she's American but I would pronounce Johansson in the Swedish way because that would sound more natural to me, it being a Swedish name.

i wiki'd -- it's danish. i guess it depends how she pronounces it.

Danish basically sounds like Swedish spoken with a hot potato in you mouth.

But I think they both pronounce "j" pretty much the same way.

"One thing I did learn from them: Johansson (as in Scarlett Johansson) is pronounced 'Yo-hansson.'"

http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/americanrhapsody.htm

yet

"Despite her family's Danish background, please note, Johansson's name is pronounced Jo (not Yo) hansson."

http://www.nndb.com/people/904/000025829/

her boobs are pronounced, that's for sure

http://88e2dce4bd-custmedia.vresp.com/library/1177473215/4d4214bae3/applause.jpg

too big

No, he deserves that.

no such thing anyways

honk toot

how about "Scarlett Ho-Hansson" amirite

They're applauding you...on office diversity awareness day no less!

thought bubble on short haired white guy

Front left woman has the learning disability, right?

just going through a break-up, that's all

Portman looks a bit of a man-face in that poster xps. She's prettier than that usually. Just not someone you would want to fuck like mad, unlike Scar-Jo.

In the recent round of interviews with her I've noticed it's been Johansson with a hard-J.

Would watch this film (on DVD) for entertainingly barmy Tudor soap reasons (and Scar-Jo and Portman: sisters? lol ect ect).

I watched this thing where Natalie Portman took her parents to hang out with some gorillas or something, she was way cuter in it than in any movie.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_72a.jpg

idea that johansson dumber than portman is... intriguing

I'm inclined to pick Portman here, but after seeing "Hotel Chevalier" her rail-thin torso is a bit disturbing.

portman is on the cover of elle's 'intelligent woman issue'. so, well, QED bitch.

Swordfish, you old DOG.

mind you s-jo is campaigning for obama, whereas portman has endorsed HRC.

ScarJo is 23, a graduate of an NYC arts-focused college prep school who did not go to college.

Portman is 26, a Harvard grad who did further work at Hebrew U., and who entered the Intel (formerly Westinghouse) Science Talent search and has been published twice in scientific journals (as a co-author).

don't think that proves much though tbh.

of course not

i don't find the question interesting tbh

tbh!!! thbptff!! tbh tbh

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/T/martinsheen_ducttape.jpg

someone's gotta put Bill in that poster

omg this thread delivers

Scarlett by about a millions miles. Portman = Keira Knightley for even lamer dudes.

1st part of statement=understandable. second part=0_o

yeah I don't even know where to file that

sj = hot

np = cute

rly tho

xpost

Boneyn the Boleyns

do natalie portmen like being called cute?

only young American actress it's okay to like, according to ILX: Mary-Louise Parker.

bah

sounds more like according to you, not ILX?

^ hiqual xxxp

Srsly, who else wants to watch them wrestle?

No Tom, I'm a proud Zooey Deschanel fan.

she's also 44. i mean that's cooland everything but i don't think she fits into the same young category as scarjeezy.

then there are no young actresses to like, according to ILX?

yeah between WES and MDC this thread is getting a bit nonsense

dude what the fuck are you talking about? what thread are you on?

anyway fuck it I'm going to watch chick wrestlin' with HI DERE

SORRY ABOUT THE DERAILMENT?

MDC has something of a point even tho he's RONG; have you all forgotten Garden State?

boleyn wrestling is on could you keep it down plz

yes, dan, we all forgot garden state, on purpose

ah then, gg

the trouble is, with n. portman, is that she can't act.

had until you brought it up, danno

I don't get the whole natalie portman can't act thing, I think some people are suffering from severe cases if haters gotta hate

and for real saying natty po can't act on a thread that is ostensibly about comparing her with scarjeezy is kind of like saying "but beer is wet" on a thread about drinks

it really comes down to whether you prefer boobies or JUGS

natty po and scarjeezy would be stellar names for a pair of cats

somewhere there's a pussy joke, but i am too not sixteen years old to make it

both cute but oddly completely uncute in promos for this

or, you know, other aspects of the feminine form?

then there are no young actresses to like, according to ILX?

-- wanko ergo sum, Saturday, March 8, 2008 6:54 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wtf wtf wtf?

both cute but oddly completely uncute in promos for this

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, March 8, 2008 7:15 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^^ real shit

xpost to boobies/jugs conundrum

look i'm not saying yohansson is gonna make the ghost of gielgud weep in a furious shame or anything but she's miles better than natalie portman

as stated many times over in many other places a big part of SJ's thing is her speaking voice (I have not heard her records)

gff that is some blindered fanboy shit you be smoking

it's the "marbles in my mouth" school of modern acting (founder: winona ryder)

guys apparently natasha lyonne is in "Goyband":

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910898/

"Dirty Dancing" meets "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" with a touch of a hip hop "Fiddler on the Roof."

they can all put my marbles in their mouth any time

i'm not a fan of either one really! xp!

boo

Naport has a cute NY accent, when she is not, um, acting.

look i'm not saying yohansson is gonna make the ghost of gielgud weep in a furious shame or anything but she's miles better than natalie portman

-- gff, Saturday, March 8, 2008 7:19 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

naaaaaah. i think they're both pretty bad at the acting, but if anything s-jo is the more overrated. NP better in 'v for vendetta' than s-jo in 'the island'. and NP was in 'heat'.

i'd rate the performances in "the island" and "man who wasn't there" and even "in good company" well over "garden state," "closer" (which i've only seen bits of) and the star wars, easy.

otm. NP's best performances were in (beginner's-luck) The Professional and (small role/to type) Heat.

SJo was OK in Horse Whisperer but has improved somewhat.

npo is better.
scarjo is improving.

i just think portman looks way more striking is all.

do we really have to choose

WTF at ppl talking about acting ability on a who's hotter thread

HEADS OUT OF ASSES AND INTO GUTTERS

http://www.wmagazine.com/images/celebrities/2008/03/cess_scarlet_natalie_02_v.jpg

gotta go with natalie

That pic otm

altho hair tied back like that is never better than letting it down

she used to look good to me, but now i find her

haha

http://www.shoeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/natalie-portman-shoes-te-casan.jpg

she's a little jewey angel...

I'm a big goy rascal ring a ding ding

only young American actress it's okay to like, according to ILX: Mary-Louise Parker.

how quickly we forget
Is Katie Holmes in heavy eyeliner the hottest thing since nu-Mandy Moore???
nu-mandy moore is hott

Natalie looks better when she isn't photographed with her face head on as in the poster for this turd of a movie. Not very well liked at Harvard according to sources.

jh?

you can't vote unless youve suffered thru this gratuitous film.

Someone find me that thread where Strongo pervs over Kirsten Dunst for like 500 posts.

i think i'm attracted to everyone mentioned so far
yeah yeah, "starving hobo will eat anything" shocker

-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyle),

Taking sides: Kirsten Dunst or Reese Witherspoon

^^^ Damn that's a tough call.

Sterling work on this thread, gentlemen.

hey i just saw a pic of dana delaney on a mag at the coffee shop

51!

would smash

Scarlet is the sexiest woman alive

no one cares about the grannies you wd smash, gff

GRANNY SMASH: THE MUSICAL

155 new answers... all by dudes.

surprise..

that could be any thread really

no no this one is special because of the boobies/jugs conundrum see

just say it out loud

boobies/jugs conundrum

what a lovely conundrum to have

boobies/jugs conundrum

Boobies Jugs and Speed

hey gff would you still hop on raquel welch

this thread is perfect for a saturday like this

no, what kind of sicko do you think i am

uh xp

unless you mean like a piggyback ride, then yeah, i'm always game for that

she has got hella cheeks now, you could totally go cliff-diving off em

You're talking about her face, right?

yes, actually. you could go spelunking in the others though, i suppose

Spelunk on Cs.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/03/hay.jpg

NERD

lol, little boy
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/05/nportman_magorium_set3-thumb.jpg

that little boy has boobies.

boybies

ewwwwwwww

yeah i really can't argue with little boy haircuts on girls.

where's my cardigan

i like brunettes, sp natalie wins, also, that pic with the shoe above: she designed those shoes! i read vanity fair.

ok but designing that shoe is kind of like designing the yellow smiley face

still hawt tho

if she DESIGNED the yellow smiley face that would blow my fucking mind

a thread for very large pictures of scarlett johansson (NSFW)

http://www.pagesix.com/files/gallery/ScarJoNat_wireimage_01.jpg

I could grow old with natty po, scarjeezy would just get old

i love big saggy boobs more than most people but tombot otm

^^^ boob wisdom

i choose... both

wait isnt this poll basically what eric bana has to do in the movie

you ARE...eric bana!

if you couldn't even shag ariane you don't belong on this thread

We need to get Date Ariane dude on this shit.

lol jinx

the trick is to take scarlett to the lingerie store before you go to the club so you can invite natalie portman along with you

if you couldn't even shag ariane you don't belong on this thread

-- Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, March 9, 2008 12:17 AM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

ever heard of the long game, son? she'll come round.

fuck: scar jo
marry: portman
kill: katie holmes (she's lost to us now)

fuck: the internet
marry: ?
kill: yourself

i'm sorry I don't mean that at all, just zinging

hi. i am the first woman to post on this thread!

http://www.earthlife.net/mammals/images/welcome2.jpg

could we have some fucking privacy please

natalie portman by a mile

that whole fuck/marry/kill meme i've been seeing on a few threads is hella creepy

it's a '30 rock' thing

nah way before that

yeah but i think it became an ilx meme after

I voted Scarlett. I think it'd be easier to be friends with Natalie though.

nah i started a thread before the 30 rock ep im pretty sure

Nat is still my girl. I can see the 'sexless' thing though.

she has to be a top ten of all time beauty.

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/old/050228910-bong.jpg

yeah she looks like that makes you feel fool

http://www.nataliedee.com/020307/dont-be-touchy-he-is-just-asking-cause-he-wants-to-play-euchre.jpg

Alls I'm saying is you mighta been tooting on the old hyperbole bucket a bit there.

http://venus.provocateuse.com/show/natalie_portman

enter if you dare

I'm with Ken Chu on this one.

who is thta

i don't see no ken chu you agreeing with nothing bitch

j/k

tremendoid, if you were IN THE KNOW you would know what I am referring to.

oh good tremendoid showed up. hopefully CaptainLorax and whatever luriqua is calling himself now (teresa?) can't be far behind

Lessee, 12-year old boy versus a woman who looks like a woman:

http://www.celebritygifs.com/GIFS/Scarlett-Johansson-boobs.gif

SJ all the way.

that shit is like hypnotoad

so modest

scar-jo is hot, but NP is so darn cute and smart and beautiful.

if someone made me decide which i'd rather look like i'd choose nat's face and scar's bod.

lol scarlett_johansonn_boobs.gif

when is she gonna show them boobs goddamnit

by the time she does show them its going to be so built up it will be a disappointment

michael musto as scarlett johansson as lindsay lohan as marilyn monroe in DISAPPOINTING BOOB PICTORIAL

natalie dresses herself

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/79782266.jpg

yes, i see the resemblance to a 12-year-old boy is striking

by the time she does show them its they're going to be so built up pulled down it will be a disappointment

-- homosexual II, Sunday, March 9, 2008 1:59 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that whole fuck/marry/kill meme i've been seeing on a few threads is hella creepy

-- latebloomer, Sunday, 9 March 2008 09:57 (8 hours ago) Link

it's a '30 rock' thing

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 9 March 2008 09:58 (8 hours ago) Link

nah way before that

-- chaki, Sunday, 9 March 2008 10:01 (8 hours ago) Link

I'm sorry to say I first heard it on Stern years ago. I'm also slightly ashamed I posted that. Even if it's true.

also where is the side boob gif from? Is that Saarsgaard coming into the frame?

i have been playing this game for like ever

i think i played taht at summer camp when i was twelve. at that time it was 'chuck, fuck, or marry' with 'chuck' meaning chuck off a cliff. epic matches included

itzhak perlman
donald sutherland
kathy bates

it's not so much the fuck or marry part as it is the casual use of 'kill' next to the other two. just feels rather icky.

fuck/marry/kill is a popular driving-along-in-the-van game for touring bands

xpost its an IF YOU HAD TO, alex, sometimes the killing part is what you struggle with

i think most people call it "chuck or fuck"

Yeah, I don't get the inclusion of the "kill" part either, what does it have to do with the other two? Why not just fuck/marry?

(x-post)

30 rock calls it "marry boff kill" which is a shitty name

Guys, it's not usually a game about beautiful women.

So ugly women should be killed?

i think scarjo is hotttter but natalie "looks like a woman" too jeezus h

xpost awesome

boff is sort of funnier than fuck

Usually you're like: ok, Hammett, Hetfield, or Ulrich.

"Ew! God, I'd kill Ulrich immediately and I guess if I had to I'd fuck Hammett."

"So you're going to marry James Hetfield?!"

"UGH! Ok, wait..."

Like that.

It's not like, "Damn, I'd do anything to slay THAT bitch!!"

i had no idea about this ancient game. what the hell is wrong with me.

Tuomas, the "kill" is just a removal from existence. In my group we consider it total, the world will be as if they NEVER existed.

Natalie Portman sometimes looks exactly like my ex-girlfriend and then other times she looks exactly like the turtle in Neverending Story Giada de Laurentis.

haha SLAY THAT BITCH

So it's about band members?

(xxx-post)

lololololol

It's about WHATEVER, dude! You try to make it either repulsive so that the person does not want to really fuck any of them, or you make it a difficult choice in another way. It's definitely NOT a game of "which chick is hot!" or something like that. It's more of an "If you had to," as I said before.

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I can't think of Portman as someone who could be considered 'a person who could be considered attractive' because she was fucking whiny, ridiculous Padme Amadala!

We played marry screw kill all the way back in 7th grade, often using classmates. D14n4 J0hns0n, though pretty, was ALWAYS a kill. Because she was terrible.

Now let's try a round.

Tuomas -- fuck, marry, kill:

Dom Passantino
Don Rickles
Dan Cortese

yeah dudes i picked this up in like 6th grade as an extension of the classic would you rather game

yeah, we called that "Who'd you rather?"

the fuck, marry, kill marriage is sexless right? i've had epic arguments on that one

ya totally

they're like lifelong arm accessories

who's Dom Passantino?

I think it's up to the group that's playing it to decide that type of rule, but we generally view it as a life partnership. You, the individual, decide with your life partner (James Hetfield) if it is to be a sexual relationship or not.

I mean if it's sex, it's not that different than the "fuck" option, so making it a lifelong, see-you-every-day thing more than like a constant fuckfest makes it a more interesting choice, I think.

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/01/24/ga_metallica300x300.jpg

Now let's try a round.

Tuomas -- fuck, marry, kill:

Dom Passantino
Don Rickles
Dan Cortese

I don't know who the last two are...

I don't know what it says about me that those were the top 3 "celebs" off the top of my head.

the fuck, marry, kill marriage is sexless right? i've had epic arguments on that one

oh see this changes almost all of my answers ever.

u_u
xp

Poor Robert Trujillo. ;_;

i'm just amused at how close that pic is to this one:

http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/michael_mckean_r_j_parnell_christopher_guest_david_kaff_harry_shearer_this_is_spinal_tap_001.jpg

spinal tap actually look less ridiculous

lolol

Okay, the original 'chuck fuck or marry' game I played worked like this:

1) Chuck (You must throw somebody off a cliff)
2) Fuck (You must fuck them once, but never see them again)
3) Marry (You must marry this person for a mimimum of ten years, but you may never have sex with them)

Is there some sort of international governing body we can check out the rules with?

surprisingly, no consensus

the marriage must be eternal, it adds spice to the game

heh "Oral, Anal, Vaginal" from the list of variant names.

http://www.fmarrykill.net/FMK/Default.aspx

Dammit now I can't stop playing this shit

that game is too loaded with easy to be fun

I don't know who 2 thirds of those people are so that makes it harder.

try choosing between 'your fraternal grandma', 'your maternal grandma' and 'stalin'

like, sample choices: tyra banks, nicole kidman, callista flockhart. EASY

I had Tyra, Jolene Blalock, Lara Flynn Boyle. I bet you guys can guess!

lolol my 3 choices:

Scarlett Johannson, Natalie Portman, Jolene Blalock

TOPICAL

ok, ickiness of "kill" aside, for "marry" do you pick the person you'd actually like to have sex with most (since you'd be continuing to have sex with them) or the person that looks more like "marriage material"? Because I have no knowledge of a lot of these women other than how they look in their photos.

marriage material

I'm doing it wrong

you guys are over thinking the m,f,k dynamic.

also it kind of skews things the way they'll have two of the women in lingerie and the other one in a gown.

if someone made me decide which i'd rather look like i'd choose nat's face and scar's bod.

well duh

would you rather fuck:

A: Hot almost completely naked woman photographed for sex mag 15 years ago at her best
B: Smiling hot woman in low cut dress in slightly unflattering photo
C: Hot woman looking bashful in sweater photographed way past her prime

Dom Passantino
Don Rickles
Dan Cortese

whoa dom might actually get some play here

roxy why are you thinking about Dan Cortese so much?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/79782266.jpg
god scareltt is shorter than natalie? is all of hollywood a bunch of under 5 foot mini people?

scarlett is wearing flats, they're probably equally miniature

but not equally hot

NP is teeny tiny (but proportional!) in person. so the fact that SJ is as tall as NP in heels suggests she's about 5'4" or so.

marriage material

silk

OF COURSE THE MARRIAGE IS SEXLESS YOU IDIOT FREAKS

never played it as marriage-is-sexless

kill: i don't like this person
marriage: i would fuck this person indefinitely
fuck: i would fuck, but would get tired of this person's bullshit

^^^

Someone mentioned NP seemed to be too boney and skinny to be attractive, and I was reading up on Anne Boleyn. Turns out Anne Boleyn was considered to be too thin and not conventionally pretty, but she had an intensely charismatic personality. NP was a good choice.

The film made SJ look kind of bland, especially unflattering were the shots making her nose look bulbous and fit for a country bumpkin. The only beauty shot for SJ was "the morning after" where she's in King Henry's arms. She has great tits, of course. But the costumes didn't really play them up as much as they could have.

NP was as flat as a washboard in her costume. But I thought I saw that the costumes had her corsetted so tightly that even skinny NP had skin folds peaking out of the back! Ewww! All that discomfort for what?

The movie got mediocre reviews. I saw most of it on Friday. It wasn't bad. I liked the lavish period costumes a lot.

'too skinny' does not compute

I have never seen a film with Natalie Portman in it.
Scarlett is in The Man who wasn't there, Lost in translation (urgh), AND The Black Dahlia. The first of those is great, I don't know why i watched the other two.
(Well, the Dahlia case is interesting is why, but that film...)
What i'm saying here is, I find Portman about a million times hotter than Johannsen, but I've never seen her act. And looking at her imdb page, i can't find a single thing i'd want to see.
All the people preffering Johannsen to Portman with great vehemence, are pretty nutty imo.

Oh, Johannsen did quite a good job of looking like an oil painting in that Vermeer flick.

Ffs tho, she really does look like girls i see everyday. That in itslf doesnt equal not hot, but she can't compare with Portman.

where's that drunk thread?

sorry, Johansson is way hotter

first poster otm - something sexless about Portman. She looks like the kind of person who'd be disgusted by everything.

and you live WHERE?
xp

london!

neither of them can act

roxy why are you thinking about Dan Cortese so much?

-- nickalicious, Sunday, March 9, 2008 9:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

1993

"neither of them can act"

well i don't know, but she was good in that coen bros flick.

fave Portman movie (excluding Heat): Where The Heart Is

you have got to be fucking kidding me

not in the fucking least

fave S-Jo movie: The Island

f:Eric Nies
m:Dave Kendall
k:John Norris

wow sad to say LIT is by far the best ScarJo

I found her kind of bumblingly charming in Scoop. She was the least convincing bookish Jewish girl ever, but somehow it worked anyway.

"That's Forney. He jumped through a plate glass window to deliver yore baby"

that i gotta see. the blank thing got old, esp. in that other woody allen movie

She has great tits, of course. But the costumes didn't really play them up as much as they could have.

While I can understand what you're saying here, it's kinda sad if one of the main interests in S. Johansson's films is how her tits are played up.

n/p

her tits are not conducive to sadness

she had an intensely charismatic personality. NP was a good choice.

^Did lol @

Inventor of the fuck/marry/kill game = Henry VIII

not really inventor, just the star player

if you play that f/m/k game linked above for long enough it does actually start giving you harder choices

I ever find it easy. These are devastatingly weighty decisions with lifelong consequences. Except for the "fuck" one.

btw, they're both more interestingly lit than usual in TOBG (in my dispassionate opinion) bcz this film was shot (and I saw it projected) in hi-def video.

Not that you should pay to see it.

never played it as marriage-is-sexless

kill: i don't like this person
marriage: i would fuck this person indefinitely
fuck: i would fuck, but would get tired of this person's bullshit

-- never acid again, Sunday, March 9, 2008 8:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

this is fucking dumb

i figured it was like actual marriage: maybe you have sex with the person every now and again but basically it's a lot of boring bullshit and mild acrimony

the marriage HAS to be sexless otherwise its not really that hard a choice

settle down, beavis

Guys, this isn't hard.

F: This person is hot, but boring or annoying
M: I would like to spend my life with this person
K: This person is boring or annoying and unattractive

i figured it was like actual marriage: maybe you have sex with the person every now and again but basically it's a lot of boring bullshit and mild acrimony

-- gff, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:34 (42 minutes ago) Link

^^exactly. you really need to to think about this one, because the way I played, there was no getting out. For life, buddy.

YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME WISH I HAD AN INFINITE NUMBER OF MIDDLE FINGERS

Or

F: this person is fun, but that's it
M: this person and I wouldn't kill each other

Dan you can make your dream a reality with a sharp knife and a little sticktoitiveness.

so not gonna GIS "severed finger"

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

yeah but come on if the person is really smokin' hot you're going to have sex with them more than once-in-a-while. Also given the choice between two vapid looking bikini hotties I've never heard of, I have no choice but to marry the hotter one.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

woah, surprised by extent of majority

wooow

I'm surprised at the extent of voting. It's like there are dozens of lurkers who never vote in any other poll but when it's "Scarlett vs. Natalie" they're like "OOOH! I KNOW THIS ONE!"

haha yeah when you make a nice short poll the boobs n' autechre crowd comes out of the woodwork

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1504/boobsnautechrerp1.jpg

lol xmas break

This is released in 2 days here. I love a good period piece.

I'll Never Marry, Says Star Wars' Natalie Portman
Mar 11 2008 By Siobhan Synnot

NATALIE PORTMAN has vowed never to marry because she doesn't need a piece of paper to prove her love.

The Star Wars actress, who's dating fashion designer Nathan Bogle, has no intention of walking down the aisle.

Natalie, 26, also reckons the legal aspects in America are unfair because gay couples don't have the same rights.

"I'm into monogamy. But I'm not really into marriage," says Natalie.

"I hate the legal aspect - what does the state have to do with it?

"Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the USA if they're foreign or share my health care benefits because I'm straight - but if you're gay you can't?"

It's another principled stand by an actress keen to make a difference.

She first burst on to the screen in 1994's action thriller Leon. Natalie played a Lolita-style sidekick to a professional assassin.

The film was relatively innocent - but the leering attention she got was far more uncomfortable for Natalie.

She says: "I was reading reviews that discussed my development. It was incredibly upsetting for a 13-year-old to have men talking about me like that.

"It scared me so much that it dictated many of my choices afterwards."

The creepy fan mail that followed also disturbed her.

She says: "I was a kid, excited about being famous then you read some fan letter and it's terrifying.

"It made me reluctant to do overtly sexy stuff for a long time."

"It made me reluctant to do overtly sexy stuff for a long time."

WELL YOU REALLY FUCKED UP THERE, NOW YOU LOST THE POLL TO A LESS INHIBITED PEER

http://www.funbolt.com/gallery/files/9/9/6/5/NataliePortmanStrippingInCloser3.jpg

Scarlett was directing a short film in my neighborhood the other morning.

(right at an entrance to the Church Ave subway station)

www.bangbros.com

Nat would have got my vote... tho I don't think I've ever seen any of her films

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/12/natalie-portman-new-york-i-love-you/

!!!!

all wrong!!

It's an anthology movie 'inspired' by Paris j'Etaime.

Paris j'Etaime SUXED

I assume you guys mean "Paris, je t'aime"?? Come on people

haha, I wascopying notorious film snob dr. morbius so I assumed he was spelling it right

"aimer" = to love

ah right, and "t'" is an abbreviation for "you" I guess

boleyn from tv show the tudors just wrote in to mark kermode to correct his comments about ann from last week's show. she wins.

I never took el franchese, trazer

boleyn from tv show the tudors just wrote in to mark kermode to correct his comments about ann from last week's show. she wins.

-- Gukbe, Friday, March 14, 2008 4:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

awesome

someone paid 20k brit-bucks to have a 20min. date with Scarlett

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7295871.stm

all he'll really need is five minutes. maybe even six.

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/WiFe-Roger%20Klarvin.jpg
"I hate the legal aspect - what does the state have to do with it? Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the USA if they're foreign...?

For the record, I don't like girls that look like teenage boys because of gay/pedophile reasons. I think cuteness, a more slender figure, and short hair (when done right) can be attractive on a girl.

I would rather explain my preferences on chicks by posting pictures of all the different looks that appeal to me the most but I don not have any pictures.

ok you're worse than pipecock

there is no record, years from now no one will know what kind of girls duffers liked.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON snubbed the premiere of WOODY ALLEN's latest movie VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA at the Cannes International Film Festival after movies bosses reportedly refused to cater to her diva demands.
The blonde beauty - who stars in the new movie alongside Penelope Cruz - was expected to grace the red carpet at the French festival on Saturday (17May08), but missed the prestigious premiere amid rumours movie bosses at the French arm of Warner Bros Films - the production's distributors - reportedly denied her extravagant hospitality expectations.
According to British newspaper the Daily Mail, the Lost In Translation star made a string of demands to ensure her appearance at the renowned festival - including a $8,000 (GBP4,000) a day make-up artist.
Reports also suggest Johansson was unwilling to stay at a luxurious central Cannes hotel with director Allen and co-star Penelope Cruz, preferring a suite at a hotel 30 miles away.
A source tells the publication, "While Woody's terribly fond of Scarlett, he was a little upset that she wasn't being a team player."
Johansson's male-star, Spanish Oscar-winner Javier Bardem, also missed the movie's Cannes premiere on Saturday, citing personal family reasons for his non-appearance.

doesn't woody allen have ANOTHER movie in the can (with ewan mcgregor) that hasn't even come out yet?

oh i guess it came out and got dumped on

Johansson sells snotty tissue on e-bay

haha, coulda sworn her costar in tOBG was hathaway. Chicks, can't tell em apart.

I 'm surprised to hear you say 'apart' wrt 'chicks', morbs. ;)

this fuckin gal

She blew twice, depositing some lipstick and mucus.

Hathaway > both

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qi6C60wzkX0/Rf_cmM3ekqI/AAAAAAAAAKc/gJfUZIMyqO8/s1600/calvin_snot.gif