WIRE BABEZ POLL

I thought for one horrible moment you'd left out Nick Sobotka's girlfriend Aimee, but I see Kristin Proctor is present and correct and oh boy.

d'agostino over shardene. donette distant third really.

Theresa D'Agostino (Brandy Burre)
Donette (Shamyl Brown)
Aimee (Kristin Proctor)

cannot decide

haha that's pretty much my top 3 too, in that order

McNulty's ex-wife
Narese
Theresa
Shardene
Rhonda
Brianna

wait waht about Mrs. Ex-McNulty?

I think the penultimate option should be widened to "miscellaneous McNulty/Carcetti/Cutty/Kima conquest"

kima kima kima kima

ugh I meant to add McNulty's ex-wife and forgot at the last second

man, I got 4 lesbians in here w/o even including any of Kima's love interests

tossup between dagostino and the diner waitress mcnulty bags in season 2

"blonde McNulty fucks on the hood of some random car"

haha i ALMOST made that its own category

I have a strange weakness for Rhonda Pearlman.

winner of that is probably the coed he picks up in the bar with Bunk

Alba OTM

she got the crazy eye

d'agostino season 4 > d'agostino season 3. man, d'agostino season 4 - carcetti passing up that ass was the first and still deepest sign that THIS MAN HAS BETRAYED HIS IDEALS etc. of all the seasons for simon and burns to realized the cornball sex scenes were a glaring flaw of the show gah those bastards just one more cornball sex scene, you could've had a train whistle in the background or whatever. i haven't seen season 2 since it aired so i think i've forgotten what nick's girl looked like.

call me crazy but i might go beadie season 5 over ex-mcnutty. i might be swayed by amy ryan being a much much better actress than her from homicide.

haha cankles is gonna go crazy on this thread i bet

Carcetti didn't pass up Italian political operative booty.

askmen.com down with my girl theresa too: http://www.askmen.com/women/votes_300/378_skinny_chicks.html

beadie will be underrated in this poll

I can only see Beadie as the cokehead in Gone Baby Gone and... no.

btw you do know which character brianna is, right

just occurred to me that it's probably not D'Angelo's girl

I wonder if Snoop will pick up any votes.

she's so well cast as D'Angelo's mother that I remember at first I had to google and make sure they weren't related IRL, but yeah, that resemblance is not particularly attractive. (xpost - D'Angelo's girl = Donette)

brianna - no doubt

i voted snoop - why cause her hair look interstn

snoop in home depot might be my fave scene any of these had. kima solving that witness murder might top it.

dagostinos like some sort of weird alien tryin hard a look human - gross

mcnuttys ex is teh hottest tho

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/rescue-me/images/callie-thorne-1.jpg

ooh she mad X[

i'll tell you who it isn't: Brianna Barksdale

mostly because i think she is an awful person

http://i31.tinypic.com/29pqa6d.jpg

hey wtf michael doing there rong show buddy!

mrs mcnulty look like shes in for a long night there

that's some old hbo shit; i liked oz alot but man the gap in quality between the two post-homicide shows is pretty wide.

office workers to the left / neo-soul to the right

alvarez was pretty soulful

i dont know alverez - he look like a jr broker

lol @ wrong show!

that is so funny bc when i saw numichael all buff and shit w/ hoodie i was like 'uh did you stumble on to boat from teh wire?"

d'agostino
pearlman
poo mcnulty self-loathing fuck

jennifer carcetti is way hotter than d'agostino

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season05/character/jennifercarcetti.jpg

in order:

Aimee
McNulty's Ex
Donette
D'Agostino
Jennifer Carcetti
Kima

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/actor_season03/theport/amyryan.jpg
Sweet Beatrice Russell!

I have a friend who really really reminds me of McNulty and his last girlfriend happened to look a lot like McNulty's ex. I guess there's no reason for anyone other than me to find that interesting.

"the waitress that serves drunken McNulty and eventually goes home with him in episode 208"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dy0onycVHE

This is the right answer.

Also, link apparently amazingly NSFW.

no way she kinda skeevy

hurting i knew a girl in junior high named d'agostino who had bigass titties

I find Jen Carcetti incredibly hot in the scenes where she tells her husband how to campaign better. Something about how she looks so innocent and sounds so clever and crafty at the same time.

D'Agostino is kind of scary but still hot.

I'm a little sick of The Wire's trademark jumpcut-to-furious-sex though.

Yeah the one with the waitress was funny, but other than that it comes off pretty ugh

Kima
Kima
Kima
(Kristin Proctor)
(Kristin Proctor)

Donette know how to burn <3 <3 <3

BEADIE BEADIE BEADIE

but I ain't choosy.

BTW, you forgot the superintendent / principal!

since slocki isn't here I'll just iterate his beef that what you are referring to is NOT A JUMP CUT

Kima
Kima
Kima
(Kristin Proctor)
(Kristin Proctor)

^^^my thoughts exactly

WAIT WAIT WAIT

1) who was that girl stringer got down with? someone went to jail and he swooped in?

2) who is the stripper who became lester's girl????

donnette is the answer to yr first q

Oh yeah the stripper is nice.

Shardene! I'm changing my views to:

Shardene
Shardene
Shardene
(Donnette)
(Donnette)

Kristin Proctor, though, in that scene where she slept over at Nick's parent's house, damn.

That episode commentary where Omar & McNutty talk about that scene is classic.

wait is shardene one of the girls who runs with omar?

snoop!

they kinda had to run with the requisite HBO nudity in S1 and 2, didn't they? Don't remember much (or any) after that.

this thread makes me feel dirty. (ME!)

also, Nerese Campbell.

hell yeah Shardene

I'm sorry to see so little love for Tosha.

hurting, shardene is the stripper/glasses-wearing assistant dollhouse maker.

dagostinos like some sort of weird alien tryin hard a look human

i.e. HOTTT

yes, she looks like she will sex you and then unhinge her jaw and devour you like a python

i.e. HOTTT

rhonda pearlman isn't super hott but she seems like she would be freaky?

haha she obviously has something both McNulty and Daniels keep going back for

donette and aimee all the way. jennifer carchetti reminds me of the second-tier "popular" girls from high school. rhonda is just gross - braying voice, crooked features, bad suits.

they kinda had to run with the requisite HBO nudity in S1 and 2, didn't they? Don't remember much (or any) after that.

-- milo z, Thursday, March 20, 2008 12:29 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

well, Carcetti didn't show up and show his ass until season 3, nor did D'Agostino enter and get it on with McNulty until then, and there were a few more McNulty conquests in season 5, but yeah, it definitely decreased after the first two years.

nor did D'Agostino enter and get it on with McNulty until then

wow, i don't even remember this.

(cut to furious sex)

(jump cut to furious sex)

It would be awesome if threads could cut to furious sex.

I'm rescreening (lol) season 3 right now and watching the episode w/ McNulty/D'Agostino last night was the partial inspiration for this thread, so trust me, it exists.

I think it's actually in the contract for every new HBO show to have at least one scene set in a strip club.

Gabriel Byrne: "I know you're probably wondering why we're having today's session in a strip-club..."

this guy's down:

http://static.amctv.com/img/originals/shootout/guests517x307/maher517.jpg

I think it's actually in the contract for every new HBO show cop show to have at least one scene set in a strip club.

this was a big barrier to one of my friends watching the Wire...his wife has a big hangup about strip clubs and attitudes toward women etc. and it took a lot of convincing from me to say "nooo, it's not all about strippers, just get through the first few episodes." then there was the dead prostitutes in season 2 ep 1. :/

I should not admit how many times I've been in The Ritz (the real strip club done up as "Orlando's" on The Wire).

Shardene. I don't really get D'Agostino.

2x

there needs to be a male version of this poll; one of the most attractive ensemble casts ever.

i will make it!

I don't really get D'Agostino.

x3 she is nasty

v. surprised at the lack of support for Narese

i almost voted narese

the competition is much hard one

first google hit for narese: "Narese Campbell: Hot as Balls (According to Herc) - TWoP Forums"

Oh no that TWoP brings up the notion of Wire fanfic and DO NOT WANT

i voted for narese

1) narese
2) jennifer carcetti
3) shardene
4) donette

i don't get the jen carcetti thing

MILF fetish

dark hair, light eyes

she looks like the missing deschanel sister

she kind of looks like Lara Flynn Boyle

she looks like the mom from One Tree Hill

can't remember who i voted for.

wtf at brianna support?

i think ppl think brianna is d's ex

brianna is played by "michael"?

Brianna looks like D in drag.

for the record i think the rhonda/mcnulty sex in season 1 was way hotter than the d'agostino shit.

never really understood the d'agostino thing. do get the carcetti thing. also, donette, aimee, mcnulty's ex and beadie.

D'Agostino
Jen Carcetti
Aimee
Beadie

also a babe: Bunny's wife. i don't think we ever get her name?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/dvd-1.png

OH WTF I VOTED RONNIE I'M SORRY TERRY TT_______TT

Don't worry, Lee -- if there's a V: The Series poll, you can vote for her there.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

these results are also lame

just reconfirming that the ilx massive prefers boobs on a white lady to basically anything else

Massive boobs.

The lack of support for chick slobbing Mayor Royce's knob is particularly telling.

well, big ones, sure, but they have to be nice. massive might be pushing it. this are the kind of results you expect when you try to bring populism into a discussion of beauty.

54% of votes for women of color, 20% of votes for lesbians, so that's something.

just reconfirming that the ilx massive prefers boobs on a white lady to basically anything else

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:12 (1 hour ago) Link

stuff white people like: TITTAYS!

ok, who voted for brianna barksdale?

i did...i think she's hot

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/briannabraksdale.jpg

?

that's the stuff

i actually thought it was for who was the best actress

WHITE PEOPLE SURE LOVE THE WIRE

if the only people you know who love The Wire are white, that probably says more about you than about them.

the only way this can be resolved is by revealing the number of friends we have who arent white

Ronnie Pearlman is the new hottness on the bench.

hey max did you hear gay guys like rap

lol

Wish I'd voted for Kimmy.

Kind of love how the girl with the least screentime won this poll. Guess she made the most of it...

Am I the only one who just realised Snoop was a girl?

yes

In my defence, I have only seen up to s3 so far, so she's only been onscreen a few times.

Theresa D'Agostino (Brandy Burre)
Donette (Shamyl Brown)
Aimee (Kristin Proctor)

cannot decide

-- omar little, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 8:03 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Truly.

The HBO pic of Carcetti's wife makes her look like Mrs. Lucky Charms.

alma
nerese
kima
d'agostino
elena mcnulty

ronnie pearlman? u guys serious?

jen carcetti is zzzzz btw

lol i thought d'agostino looked like a fish or some other type of animal

or a hammerhead shark maybe

"the waitress that serves drunken McNulty and eventually goes home with him in episode 208"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dy0onycVHE

This is the right answer.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 10:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

qft

'cut to furious sex' sure but she's kinda gross

ronnie pearlman? u guys serious?

I can't speak for the other guy, but I was trying to vote for D'Agostino.

honestly, how many were solely voting for Aimee's boobs?

perfect boobs are worth 5 pts on the 1-10 scale and her face is at least a 7 so......

the fact that her boobs were worthy of discussion on the commentary track says a lot. She really did have amazing boobs.

Random redhead reporter who shows up 3/4 of the way through season 5 to talk to Gus about Scott -- HOTT!

haven't seen that ep yet. tho so far alma wins s5 imo

whoa alma's married to d'angelo irl

4 hurting 2:

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season05/character/rebeccacorbett.jpg

but mainly 4 me

Is there something up with pearson (snoop), nutrition-wise?

wait isn't the redhead newslady an editor? She appears a few more times, and has a great bit where she just says, "Huh."

you might be right -- I had a big gap in my Season 5 viewing so when I saw her in that episode it was like "Whoa, who's THAT"

Also the way the scene was shot it looked like she was going to be hitting on Gus but it didn't happen.

Is there something up with pearson (snoop), nutrition-wise?

she was a crack baby.

should have voted ms duquette

kara quick (hurting's babe) has really delicate features...she'll look the same at 60 as she does now

also not one mention of the two chicks omar ran with? I think the one in the tracksuit (who gets shot in the head) was hot, you can rob me anytime baby

this show also has a lot of bug-eyed actors: d'agostino, mcnulty's ex-wife, narese, marlo (though I guess marlo is more bird-eyed)

xp - those ladies would be Tosha Mitchell and Kimmy - I prefer Kimmy, personally.

Theresa D'Agostino (Brandy Burre) 7

ok really? i'm not typically one to descend on a poll result with a lot of wtf but wtf?

Shardene
Shardene
Shardene
(Donnette)
(Donnette)

― Jordan, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 8:46

Is there no mention of the female phd student/teacher in the alternative class in season 4?

ok really? i'm not typically one to descend on a poll result with a lot of wtf but wtf?

ILX is into chicken ladies apparently

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rZ0oVhnlh4MarM:http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/theresadagostino.jpg
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:U9eZULuqU8Yj6M:http://blog.holidays.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/11042007.jpg

I went to high school with Tosha, btw.

This poll has the correct winner.

brandy burre is such a porn star name.

Brandy Burre's IMDB profile is depressingly scant.