Question inspired by this really fancy blog about men who look like old lesbians, which basically made me laugh until I cried, but I know ILX can do even better.
Here's my rather predictable offering:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/Renebot/phantomparadise-03.jpg Paul Williams
― Tricksey Spinster, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/05/02/business/02sirius.jpg
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:12 (seventeen years ago)
bernie http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/BernieEcclestoneAP_468x359.jpg
― Thomas, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:56 (seventeen years ago)
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070910/helen_l.jpg
― get bent, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 10:00 (seventeen years ago)
OH MY GOD JOHN SQUIRE
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/74995021.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193FE27433493C03A10A4BC19097250BAF7284831B75F48EF45
― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)
moar please, this is good thread
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.convention-central.de/conventions/2002/fedcon10/bilder/marcus/039.jpg
http://www.convention-central.de/conventions/2002/fedcon10/bilder/marcus/053.jpg
― Charlie Rose Nylund, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.courant.com/media/photo/2008-05/39290421.jpg
― ledge, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
chris walla http://www.filter-store.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/1120746_cw_200x200.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 May 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
ihttp://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Keith-Richards%5B1%5D.jpg
― bingolola, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Keith-Richards%5B1%5D.jpg oops. er, go the link.
― bingolola, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/export_images/607/607.x231.mr.questionmark.prev.jpg
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:37 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/02/stones_wideweb__430x281.jpg
all but Ronnie, really.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/steven-tyler-2006-clive-davis-pre-grammy-awards-party-0dQTM0.jpg
― Zeno, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/78088189-thumb.jpg
not beckham
― Zeno, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)
It's predictable enough, I guess, but I like that Charlie somehow looks the youngest. :)
― kenan, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:51 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.foodisnotlove.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/paul-mccartney-american-idol.jpg
― CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.richmondcc.edu/ColeAuditorium/NewColeMain/Cole0506/Boone%20Head%20shot%20red%20BG.jpg
http://www.warnermusic.com.au/cache/105522/x314y314.jpg
― Eazy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
want more!
― bingolola, Thursday, 29 May 2008 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8809/lb8d8f2e3deacf7f5006e63ke8.jpg
― svend, Monday, 9 June 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.designboom.com/eng/interview/brucesterling/01.jpg
― mh, Thursday, 12 June 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)
i've been looking for shots of the drummer from the zero boys but can't find any that sufficiently capture his lesbianity.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
Not so old, but...
http://nitawriter.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/johann-hari.jpg
http://transitionculture.org/wp-content/uploads/thumb-johann_hari2.gif
http://www.channel4.com/more4/media/L/lastword/images/guests/h/harij_110x106.jpg
― Bodrick III, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
Props for the Bruce Sterling pic, mh.
― Bodrick III, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.worldcupblog.org/www/steve%20nicol.jpg
― dan m, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/4/6/1/7/15117164-15117327-slarge.jpg
― Eazy, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)
http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/harold-bloom.jpg
Harold Bloom ftw
― Eazy, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
I came here to post that Dana Carvey picture. SHAZBOT.
― Lie Bot, Thursday, 12 June 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
David Gordon Green:
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/31/arts/03harr02_190.jpg
― jaymc, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5725/johnnydepphk5.jpg
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
http://i38.tinypic.com/2gx4r5w.jpg
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 14:15 (sixteen years ago)
http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/08/miked083007.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago)
sheeit
― goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/4/gary-busey.jpg
― Charlie Rose Nylund, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 20:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Willem-Dafoe.jpgWillem Dafoe, perhaps. Or, rather, I saw an old dyke the other night who looked exactly like Willem Dafoe, so maybe my wires are all crossed.
― robotsinlove, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg
― dromedary farsi (unregistered), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
Abercrombie guy is the dickbag epicenter of the universe!
― Dan I., Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago)
http://i44.tinypic.com/2dsxz7.jpg
― yungblut, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 02:40 (sixteen years ago)
omg u guys http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/2008/12/john-darnielle.html
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 03:36 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/njsouthall/Picture1-31.jpg
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 February 2009 09:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/Hammond_450x300.jpg
― salsa shark, Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:39 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2008/philippe_petit/philippe_petit_09.jpg
(of Man on Wire fame)
― Alba, Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:57 (sixteen years ago)
Rosenbaum
http://www.bigmuddyfilm.com/29th-2007/gx/jonathan-rosenbaum.jpg
Greil
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2848546466_ab75ac8107.jpg?v=0
― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
rip gabbneb
― sippin margaritas on the beach in my adidas (and what), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/Tomas_Rosicky_624349.jpg
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
It's just about a lack of eyebrows, isn't it?
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)
No lack here:
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00522/spector_booking_522224o.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 09:46 (sixteen years ago)
lol
While we're at it:http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/bridget/phil-spector-hair.jpg
― invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 09:58 (sixteen years ago)
In the biopic of Spector's life and his trial, surely Al Pacino will play the starring role:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/defamer/2009/02/al_pacino_300.jpg
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:34 (sixteen years ago)
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9179/defaultaspx.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/01/wayne_newton.jpg
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2007-12/34232664.jpg
I don't know how, but Young Wayne Newton looks more like an old lesbian than Old Wayne Newton.
― invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ml59PlBGnC0/Sca1GVzTkII/AAAAAAAAL2U/fR33ib5ZKgA/s400/bjarmstrong.jpgBillie Joe Armstrong. Looks more like a young lesbian, really.
― Trip Maker, Friday, 15 May 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)
xps
Is that what Al Pacino actually looks like irl?
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 15 May 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)
http://flux.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/michelgondry.jpg
― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
I searched Dave Foley + Lesbian and found a blogspot: men who look like old lesbians
― goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
someone already posted that link. nvm
― goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123118/2111628/2123614/2123613/1626-Andy-Warhol,1986-dup.jpg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 22 May 2009 00:33 (sixteen years ago)
I was just about to revive this!
http://burythehammer.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/men-who-look-like-old-lesbians-green-day.jpg?w=510&h=211
― I wanna be your toy boy (a hoy hoy), Friday, 22 May 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)
that's an A+ double
― Lovely release! (sic), Friday, 22 May 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/alan_rickman/fotos/1007/alan_rickman.jpg
― amirite baraka (los blue jeans), Saturday, 23 May 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/classical/bach2.jpg
― amirite baraka (los blue jeans), Saturday, 23 May 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/sdyz5y.gif
― StanM, Saturday, 23 May 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
(I know, I know, Jo Brand isn't a L)
http://i40.tinypic.com/mwxow8.jpg
― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Saturday, 23 May 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
http://g8.undercoverhd.com/imgsresized/article/090305eminem2009.jpg
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:22 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/rem2.jpgHave Peter Buck and Mike Mills always had the same face?
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:51 (sixteen years ago)
eminem has had some work done, true/false
― juliette brioche (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivDRJuBszVw
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)
http://stuffwhitedbagslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/image019.jpg
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)
http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/.a/6a00d834518cc969e201156f622506970b-320wi
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
I couldn't tell that was Eminem at all, holy shit.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)
i think he might have just put on some weight.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
hahahahaha
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/john_spencer/main1.jpg
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)
Eminem looks just like Phranc.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:17 (sixteen years ago)
oh man, that John D callout!
― an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)
I think I've said this before about that Eminem pic, but I saw that and one other a month or two ago and had a really alarmed "Eminem had a facelift" reaction
― nabisco, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)
so did LL but he was due for it -- still, he doesn't look like an aging lesbian
― juliette brioche (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:40 (sixteen years ago)
http://wildaboutazcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/LukeWalton.jpg
he's got a couple years yet but he's making it happen
― is juiceless??? (tremendoid), Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)
― juliette brioche (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 2, 2009 11:53 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
Yeah, something is completely off about his face right now. It's kind of freaky.
I don't know if I see the resemblance but LOL at Em looking like Phranc. I saw her open for Morrissey once a long time ago and had completely forgotten about her. wow. "M-A-R-T-I-N-A"
― some american borad (ENBB), Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://cdn.stereogum.com/img/wilco_spin_210x.jpg
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)
http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Page,_Edge,_White_2.jpg
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/08/09/alg_itmightgetloud.jpg
http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/jack_white_1112009.jpg
http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/dotmusic/20090805/17/2019436848.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 10:07 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09c/McIntyre260908_450x368.jpg
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/08/21/michaelmcintyre.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/3233186653_d0a9bef743.jpg
― Suedey 2, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.globalmobileawards.com/images/2009/hi_res/20_mcintyre.jpg
― Suedey 2, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.0ff0.com/pic/data/media/77/tomas_rosicky_6.jpg
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 10:56 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00496/hleb_280x390_496449a.jpg
http://tiroalangulo.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hleb.jpg
― Suedey 2, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.skysports.com/08/05/218x298/TomasRosickyITV_858116.jpg
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/rosicky-415x370.jpg
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00041/rosicky_280x420_41617a.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00359/rosicky_682x400_359843a.jpg
― Suedey 2, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe one's resemblance to an old lesbian is determined by one's coke intake.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 12:25 (sixteen years ago)
Sorry if I got a bit carried away there. In my head it's like a love story. A beautiful tragic love story. Sniff.
Ahem.
― Suedey 2, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 12:38 (sixteen years ago)
Sniff sniff.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 12:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/21/avatar.day.james.cameron/art.cameron.avatar.jpg
― James Mitchell, Monday, 24 August 2009 09:10 (sixteen years ago)
Is no one going to post that recent Steve Tyler photo? Too obvious, I guess.
― Bob Six, Monday, 24 August 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/19/article-1207603-061AF964000005DC-275_468x578.jpg
― Bob Six, Monday, 24 August 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
okay wait
― nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
o_o
o_O
O_O
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
(btw he's holding his normal glasses, this isn't how he's walking around)
― StanM, Monday, 24 August 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
wtf
― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)
oh my god
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
he looks like mrs cox, my 7th grade english teacher
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 24 August 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/tumblr_kpx62uqSep1qzvqipo1_400.jpg
― velko, Monday, 14 September 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00061/gaz_03_1710_61632a.jpg
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 18 October 2009 12:10 (sixteen years ago)
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 October 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)
More like
http://www.patpope.com/jpgs/shop/keith-flint.jpg
― Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2009 12:18 (sixteen years ago)
http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmf8fWMMm1qz4edeo1_400.jpg
― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 October 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/10/26/p465/091026_r18941_p465.jpg
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Monday, 19 October 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)
r.i.p. john hughes
http://www.nndb.com/people/043/000024968/john-hughes.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 19 October 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)
http://passionforcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/stephen_king1.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 19 October 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
omg Billie Jean King!
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Monday, 19 October 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
is it possible this thread has gone this long without...
http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/wp-content/gallery/2009-09-23-lisa-lampanelli/12-bruce-jenner.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 19 October 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq252/outta-the-black/Solo/l_ef93e18e5374b2ccee53cd2a89958ac5.jpg
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 05:25 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Michael-Moore6.jpg
― fiend for doritos (Pillbox), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 05:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/10/15/1255628269696/Nick-Griffin-BNP-Leader-001.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)
http://events.liveguide.com.au/643029_thumbnail_280_Rowland_S_Howard_Rowland_S_Howard_Pop_Crimes_Tour.v1.jpg
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)
http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/1474/vini_reilly_large_1239711771_crop_540x360.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
who did RAPTOBER post?
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
I think I may have seen it before, but the other day I was quite drawn by the old-lesbianness of this picture of Rick James
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/080406/040806_rickJames_vsmall.standard.jpg
― EDB, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:41 (sixteen years ago)
same guy i did. whoops!
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)
but who is it?
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 02:04 (sixteen years ago)
Rowland S. Howard - there's an INCREDIBLY "old lesbian" photo that's his current print press shot, but I can't find it online :(
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 02:45 (sixteen years ago)
oh man, THAT'S what he looks like now? Daaaaaaamn.
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 02:48 (sixteen years ago)
I just saw Annie Lennox in that synth documentary and I thought how about: Show me some women who look like they're men who look like old lesbians!
― fields of salmon, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)
Oh man Roland S. Howard you used to look so fuckable ;_;
― existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://events.liveguide.com.au/643029_thumbnail_280_Rowland_S_Howard_Rowland_S_Howard_Pop_Crimes_Tour.v1.jpghttp://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ladyelaine.jpg
;_;
― existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 04:11 (sixteen years ago)
Remember him these ways Abbott:
http://www.fujirockers.com/blog/RSH.jpghttp://vox2.cdn.amiestreet.com/band-picture/Rowland-S-Howard---Lydia-Lunch_ph75rsBJtiYx_full.jpghttp://morgansmusings.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/nickrowland-bed.jpg
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 04:15 (sixteen years ago)
That last photo is so ws.
― existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)
so, so, so wsboth
last night I took a phone photo on the train of the one I couldn't find on the internets
then this morning I found a (cropped) version online!:
http://www.messandnoise.com/images/3007186/440x366-c.jpeg
― RAPTOBER (sic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
auntie r0wland
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/rod_stewart_mistaken_for
― StanM, Saturday, 12 December 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/robin-williams-1-2.jpg
― there's a better way to browse (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0311_david_letterman_splash.jpg
basically any man over, say, 55 who has taken care of their skin
― there's a better way to browse (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/barrymanilow1.jpg
http://style.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/article-1035917-01daecea00000578-734_468x489.jpg
http://api.ning.com/files/Vvf4MG0njmmDhwgvdry7JEfBJXJO654Zh5PsV7DvHt7Aj-119pDM6NVN5823zCa20Y1pPCjJh9qgyPF4t3nodiCoU6FL*KOa/PicImg_Barry_Manilow_Inducted_efd2.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/G_L/Ka_Kh/kennedyCenterHonors/crops/kennedy-center-smokey-robinson30.jpg
― big darn deal (Z S), Sunday, 13 December 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
You guys know different lesbians than I do.
― there's a better way to browse (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 13 December 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
who the fuck is this???
― Crackle Box, Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
Steve Tyler innit?
― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1207603/Dude-looks-like-old-lady-Aerosmiths-Steven-Tyler-far-famous-rock-image.html
― Bob Six, Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/lars-ulrich-2005-vanity-fair-oscar-party-0KnG1k.jpg
― Leee, Friday, 1 January 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/04/08-15/ebert.JPG
― Sailor Tuxedo Moon Mask (Daruton), Friday, 1 January 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.lipsticktracez.com/allison/DSC04450.1.jpg
― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
My god, I just almost puked, who or what the fuck is that?
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
Rodney Bingenheimer?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/7/7c/Brent_Spiner.jpg/292px-Brent_Spiner.jpghttp://g8.undercoverhd.com/imgsresized/article/060316KD_Lang160306.jpg
There are probably better comparison photos but Data and KD Lang have been converging for some time now.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
xpostit's Rodney, aye
― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6717/roflbot6bxx.jpg
― Maraca Son Sistema (Matt DC), Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ that dude needs a fucking slap tbh
― My booze, he weighs a ton (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2008/03/12/harlan_ellison_2.jpg
― kenan, Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/Bullard%20Jimmy.jpg
― Thierry Ennui (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://nickgilmartin.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kj2.jpg
― the mighty the mighty BOHANNON (m coleman), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
How did I know there would be a picture of Jimmy "Wash & Go Down To The Championship" Bullard here?
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
KUCINICH!
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dennislizvenice.jpg
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
massive lol at popped collar
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2010/03/justin_bieber.jpg
looks more like a young lesbian I guess
― I won't vote for you unless you acknowledge my magic pony (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/marr-brown.jpg
zombie lesbians I guess
― conrad, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
marr and brown may have mugged some old lesbians for their haircuts, but otherwise look totally like blokes
― it's all abt groups, like i was saying in the jerk thread a few days ago (sic), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
what's with the gormless open mouth look?
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs090.snc1/4641_114073660599_714865599_3214979_5860948_n.jpg
chaki and his cat!
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
LOLjocaru
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/Steven_Cojocaru_LF.jpg/517px-Steven_Cojocaru_LF.jpg
― they taste fresh (Stevie D), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.sho.com/site/nursejackie/season2/images/characters/akalitus_215x225.jpg
― they taste fresh (Stevie D), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
looks like his skull had a stroke
― caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
Is this the justification for Beiber's inclusion here?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FhCJvYwH1Os/SoyIQYOhjnI/AAAAAAAACJg/_XF0l8uqItQ/s1600/Cover.jpg
Because I don't think she actually is a lesbian.
― everything, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Lindsey_Graham%2C_official_Senate_photo_portrait%2C_2006.jpg/473px-Lindsey_Graham%2C_official_Senate_photo_portrait%2C_2006.jpg
― StanM, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:03 (fifteen years ago)
xp it is more likely to be related to http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ I would've thought
― picture me needing a bonghit I said never (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)
Daevid Allen
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Gong-Zappa-Tel-Aviv-2009-10-31-13.jpg/450px-Gong-Zappa-Tel-Aviv-2009-10-31-13.jpg
― ice to see you (crüt), Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.wilsoncenter.org/awards/uploads/774CFB4A-B824-9908-ADD3386DEFA04153/image/JWH_MI_SFW.jpg
― c▲zen (cozen), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kenny-rogers.jpg
― thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 10:34 AM (1 year ago)
HBO announced a few days ago that this is in fact happening.
― Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
Egads, Michael Cimino
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Rome+Film+Festival+2008+Tribute+Michael+Cimino+6untUsc-Jk3l.jpg
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
bears repeating:
― actual, actual, actual, (corey), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/images/may_09/gun__1242211990_patrice.jpg
― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)
Pinched from ILM
― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 November 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Christopher-Hitchens.jpg
― thirdalternative, Saturday, 27 November 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/images/bob_dylan.jpg
― thirdalternative, Saturday, 27 November 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JvaoyCwbcLI/TOGM1QsVU1I/AAAAAAAAArw/KIY5BzR_bsU/s1600/michael_j_fox_back_to_the_future.jpg
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/11/michael_j_fox.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 13 December 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)
Paul McCartney and 1/2 of his backing band on SNL last night.
― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, they looked kinda scary. i can tell my grandchildren that i was there that day.
http://web.mac.com/paul_mccartney/macca_report_news/paul_rudd_mccartney-snl_510.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 13 December 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
OMG this thread is great
― big up yourself and encounter (admrl), Monday, 13 December 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
not old but lol http://imgur.com/WujhF.jpg
― FLEETWOOD MAC OS THE XX FILES (diamonddave85), Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
looks like an anime character
― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.tulsaworld.com/webextra/IraGlass/images/ira-1.jpg
― penis with a man hanging from it (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 06:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50611000/jpg/_50611088_50611086.jpg
― onimo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
oooh, too soon :)
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
Maybe except for the old part:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FW86_jO7k_A/TScl_uZTruI/AAAAAAACQlQ/m1-9lgfXie8/s1600/Seth%252BRogen%252B8.jpg
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110304/Rutger-Hauer_240.jpg
― Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Friday, 4 March 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2006/11/29/wimwenders460.jpg
― Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 March 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.noisecreep.com/media/2011/03/yesrobshanahan.jpg
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
http://i53.tinypic.com/2u5ysnl.jpg
― three megabytes of hot RAM (abanana), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)
― SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/04/03/gal_hair_david_coverdale_2.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 05:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ld/disney_ice_171210/billy_bob_thornton_5587186.jpg
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/11/article-0-0C8238F000000578-790_226x319.jpg
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 11 June 2011 08:44 (fourteen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2011/07/04/gal_clemens-chaz.jpg
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 July 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Dlndx.jpg
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 August 2011 12:15 (fourteen years ago)
http://photos.exposay.com/Judge_Reinhold/judge_reinhold_1BNZa.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)
http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/clooney_idesofmarch_20110621052935.jpg
― reggae night staple center (Eazy), Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
Alice Cooperhttp://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/lifeline-live/2010/01/31/AliceCooperx-inset-community.jpgJean Michel Jarrehttp://www.recordplex.com/images/Video%20Images/03.%20Jean-Michel%20Jarre%20-%20Morocco.jpg
― three word displayname (snoball), Sunday, 4 September 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
Elton (may already be on this thread, didn't see him though)http://judyhalone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Elton-John.jpg
― three word displayname (snoball), Sunday, 4 September 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.echinacities.com/dalian/city-in-pulse/heat-turned-on-in-dalian-on-november-1st.html
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 29 October 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.nndb.com/people/706/000022640/mike-myers-ww.jpg http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Mike-Myers-Austin-Powers.jpg http://images.tvrage.com/people/20/59108.jpg
also looks a bit like Jean Michel Jarre as Wayne
― owenf, Saturday, 29 October 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)
carrying on the tradition of arsenal signings looking like old lesbians, i give you park chu young
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kjHm12tEN8Y/Tl8RTqFf2tI/AAAAAAAAHxg/dVaFDqmZiIM/s1600/A.jpg
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.aucklandmuseum.com/site_resources/library/LATE/SEASON_3/LATE_05/Artist_and_Panel_Profiles/Ray-McVinnie_250x180.JPG
― garish handling (Muscae Volitante), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, and Paul Williams upthread lol otm
― garish handling (Muscae Volitante), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)
Ooh, Bernard Sumner and Todd Rundgren you almost made the cut
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQIeJbwHcX-HUM8uZoAhRgZ0ZbuJsh475Q0L82oSVtJ3v-URa6
― garish handling (Muscae Volitante), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 12:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://m1.ttxm.co.uk/images/feeds/pa/news/2011/11/04/460x259/N0464851320413920149A.jpg
Not old, and has been on the thread before, but Bieber again.
― DavidM, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/11/9/16/enhanced-buzz-25224-1289337119-16.jpg
― your way better (Eazy), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/17/article-2062660-0ED0FBD600000578-40_306x438.jpg
― Bob Six, Thursday, 17 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/17/article-2062660-0ED0ED6500000578-396_306x438.jpg
― Bob Six, Thursday, 17 November 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
Dave Foleyhttp://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BOTE5MjgyODYxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzQxNTU3MQ@@._V1._SY314_CR12,0,214,314_.jpg
― everything, Friday, 10 February 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2012/2/11/1328961929539/The-Stone-Roses-Announce--007.jpg
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 11 February 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.rocktownhall.com/blogs/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/paulweller.jpg
― owenf, Saturday, 10 March 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/03/article-2124424-126E1A2F000005DC-821_468x762.jpg
― Bob Six, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.trbimg.com/img-4f8c5b9a/turbine/chi-axelrod-buys-17-million-michigan-ave-condo-001/600
― the hairy office thing (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)
Lesbians don't usually have moustaches?
― Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)
Omg that Macca photo.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:57 (thirteen years ago)
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59751000/jpg/_59751041_burgess_getty.jpg
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 26 April 2012 09:00 (thirteen years ago)
came here to post exactly that.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 26 April 2012 10:18 (thirteen years ago)
my reaction was pretty much instinctive.
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 26 April 2012 10:19 (thirteen years ago)
This far and no Jimmy Saville? Perhaps a little too obvious.
― Zuleika, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://i49.tinypic.com/smgeuc.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 12 May 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
three for three!
http://mtv-tv.mtvnimages.com/images/281x211/green-day_281x211.jpg?height=211
― some dude, Monday, 20 August 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
lol goddamn, i was just searching for this thread to post this one:
http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-global/dims3/GLOB/resize/600x600/quality/60/http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.music.aol.com/media/2012/09/greenday-800.jpg
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:29 (thirteen years ago)
hahahahaha jon
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://classical20.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/feldman1.jpg
― Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 1 October 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)
david hare
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/3/20/1237562742923/David-Hare-002.jpg
― ledge, Monday, 21 January 2013 09:27 (twelve years ago)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2010/06/jimmypage.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 21 January 2013 10:45 (twelve years ago)
http://wiki.triastelematica.org/images/temp/7/79/20091211112857!Alan-johnson-pic.jpg
― nate woolls, Friday, 25 January 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61nc5Dy9CKL._SS420_.jpg
― DavidM, Thursday, 7 February 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)
http://i46.tinypic.com/11h9uog.jpg
Dave Barry
― dope ass mug (los blue jeans), Sunday, 10 February 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/09/article-2306273-19305237000005DC-957_634x916.jpg
Axl Rose
― earlnash, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:26 (twelve years ago)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/06/13/greathomesanddestinations/20130613-LOCATION-slide-BVQQ/20130613-LOCATION-slide-BVQQ-jumbo.jpg
― mizzell, Thursday, 13 June 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zbOqMHz.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)
TOO SOON.
― May I Call You Jiggleee? (Leee), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago)
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^I know it got mentioned a couple years back, but shit this is pretty impressive
― Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)
http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/10/75/35/2348895/5/628x471.jpgPatrick Barlow (left)
― Dan I., Thursday, 26 September 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)
Also woah how prescient was this post:
In the biopic of Spector's life and his trial, surely Al Pacino will play the starring role:http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/defamer/2009/02/al_pacino_300.jpg
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 5:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Dan I., Thursday, 26 September 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/05/21/1226926/087832-843850bc-e0b1-11e3-ada0-03258d7c0c20.jpg
Well, yeah.
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)
http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Richard-Butler-of-The-Psychedelid-Furs.jpg
Richard Butler
― Incident At Spanish Harlem (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 June 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zS2Y0sJ.jpg
― nate woolls, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 12:10 (eleven years ago)
Saw this out of the corner of my eye and honestly thought "Why is Ellen Degeneres modeling for Frank & Oak?"
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/5923289870485687684
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 November 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)
david coverdale
http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-300/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/4/22/1429712610699/280839e3-a3a5-4dd3-adfa-a1ed8df8fab7-300x180.jpeg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)
https://www.minnpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/article_detail/PeterJesperson640.jpg
― The job killing and likely illegal (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:35 (ten years ago)
http://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/jamieoliverprod/_int/rdb2/upload/1030_1_1436533545_lrg.jpg
― amalmer panda (qiqing), Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:19 (ten years ago)
is anyone else watching PIL on Jools Holland's show right now?
― soref, Friday, 23 October 2015 23:09 (ten years ago)
http://www.prettygreen.com/images/news/LG-MANI-MANCOPEN.jpg
― posted missing (onimo), Monday, 9 November 2015 17:51 (ten years ago)
https://seniorcitylocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Eric-Carmen-2014.jpg
― Demeraray & Essequebo (Tom D.), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)
http://oxfordliteraryfestival.org/images/author/138/billcashhighres__main.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 27 February 2016 23:27 (nine years ago)
Steve Albini looks like an old lesbian now. (Photographic evidence is plentiful.) It's weirding me out a little bit.
― augh (Control Z), Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:05 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/18/19/2F7AF1E800000578-3366302-image-a-29_1450467634257.jpg
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 6 June 2016 10:21 (nine years ago)
Ah, thought it was gonna be https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FBYBrX66CcAArvZg.jpg%3Alarge&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpaulwellernews.blogspot.com%2F2013%2F11%2Fpaul-weller-makes-guest-appearance-at.html&docid=E7mkyiPWQv7XWM&tbnid=vvCABoWZN0qNJM%3A&w=852&h=1136&bih=929&biw=1280&ved=0ahUKEwiGycals5PNAhXDLhoKHQ4zAlMQMwgdKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8
― Mark G, Monday, 6 June 2016 12:29 (nine years ago)
Gotta say Max Weinberg is kinda bringing it lately
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Max+Weinberg+50th+New+York+Film+Festival+Not+M5ynePrGWepl.jpg
― full of grapes (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 June 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/640/cpsprodpb/B360/production/_90502954_mediaitem90502953.jpg
― Option 1 : Do Nothing (Mr Andy M), Monday, 25 July 2016 13:06 (nine years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/10138/production/_89084856_a61fb95d-6832-4018-acb3-bfd105e1e313.jpg
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)
sweetwater sound gear demonstrator d0n c@rr
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/DonCarr_zpstahqn7mo.jpg
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:21 (eight years ago)
rodney crowell had many hair eras that match this thread.
http://image.iheart.com/images/rovi/1080/0001/333/MI0001333821.jpg
http://images.wolfgangsvault.com/images/catalog/detail/ZZZ007123-PP.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/sadiebella82/rc4.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 23 January 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)
i thought that was clem burke from blondie for a sec there; clearly clem belongs here too
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Blondie+Panel+Ngh3ltVSM7Tl.jpg
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/aRoanvOIvVmLM16tvMeDuA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NjQwO2g9NDI2/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/homerun/video.ibtimes.com/d3cccc5449614d80ba26cfdcfa18df8f
― chap, Monday, 23 January 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)
Poul Andeson:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1zDriqb9jL._UX250_.jpg
― Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Friday, 5 May 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)
Try that again. Poul Anderson:
Kind of hate this thread because it's given me the fear that I will end up looking like an old lesbian.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 5 May 2017 09:54 (eight years ago)
My son and I were watching a video of Paul McCartney performing at a R'n'R Hall of Fame ceremony. My son, who was 5 at the time, said "Daddy, sometimes people look like a boy AND a girl and it's a little confusing."
― early rejecter, Friday, 5 May 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)
Guitarist Robben Fordhttp://www.mediamikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Robben-Ford-225x300.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/Robbenfordtigerwalk.jpg
― 29 facepalms, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)
http://images1.houstonpress.com/imager/u/745xauto/9519531/metallica_june12-5.jpg
Kirk Hammett
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 June 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Tommy+Tune+-9YzuupSx_-m.jpg
Tommy Tune
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 August 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)
This thread revive allows me the very rare privilege of posting a photograph of Ernest Moniz for the second time today.
http://s3-origin-images.politico.com/2013/04/09/130409_ernest_moniz_3_shinkle_605.jpg
― Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 August 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)
Seriously, I'm obsessed with how many moods Moniz has. SO MANY MOODS.
https://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Boston/2011-2020/2014/02/05/BostonGlobe.com/Metro/Images/Was8183851.jpg
― Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 August 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)
http://static.politico.com/dims4/default/543c974/2147483647/resize/1160x%3E/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-origin-images.politico.com%2F2013%2F05%2F21%2F20130521-pictures01.jpg
― earlnash, Thursday, 10 August 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)
wtf @ this thread
― brimstead, Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)
ahaha they look like gay women oh hahaha
― brimstead, Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLJUkdjW4AAv0vw.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 October 2017 19:03 (eight years ago)
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/11/30/business/30xp-Keillor/30xp-Keillor-largeHorizontalJumbo.jpg
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:32 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Jayb0Bn.jpg
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 18 January 2018 08:02 (seven years ago)
How is this thread not teeming with recent pics of Ron and Russell Mael
― very stabbable gaius (wins), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:19 (seven years ago)
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Variety+Studio+Chivas+House+Day+3+66th+Annual+qIYMU7xuZijx.jpg
― very stabbable gaius (wins), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:20 (seven years ago)
Bono has a beard btw.
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:20 (seven years ago)
so do some old women.
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:37 (seven years ago)
checkmate
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:08 (seven years ago)
Esp. old lesbians, knowhorrimean, eh, eh, missus?
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:29 (seven years ago)
Lovely photo of my aunt and her partner of 12 years :) pic.twitter.com/7A5HJJsa60— Mr. To Damn Good (@FamousCeleb) August 13, 2018
― na (NA), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)
UK's worst* journalist, james ball
*joint? w/helen lewis
― ||||||||, Sunday, 4 November 2018 13:02 (seven years ago)
Best frying pans in the business come from the folks at @stargazeriron. I (Olga) cook everything in this pan. Holidays are coming up. You know what to get. pic.twitter.com/OYuhmXrMkf— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) November 14, 2018
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)
Those lips have never touched a clit in their existence.
― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/200/true_stories_blu-ray_/menu_08_true_stories_blu-ray.jpg
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:39 (six years ago)
Chris Addison on University Challenge as we speak.
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 28 December 2018 20:05 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxC8UtxCEAAgU_8.jpg
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:33 (six years ago)
https://images1-ynet-prod.azureedge.net//PicServer5/2019/04/10/9178088/91780710100446980606no.jpg
― nostormo, Friday, 12 April 2019 06:59 (six years ago)
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/26/josh.rouse/art.rouse.jpg
Josh Rouse
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 12 April 2019 15:16 (six years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/160bdc3e5d9fe1ccc354d43c2b7895cdc754b5d8/0_1237_3456_2074/master/3456.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 April 2019 08:21 (six years ago)
Oh for a preview button
https://i.imgur.com/2BCkYUx.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 April 2019 08:24 (six years ago)
http://i68.tinypic.com/14y5u0o.png
― lumen (esby), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
guitarist mike stern
https://s3.amazonaws.com/allaboutjazz/photos/2010/0f4e9ad40901b79a49415b8c44f52270.jpg
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 23 May 2019 19:13 (six years ago)
yes, this thread sucks. yes, Kyle Rittenhouse looks like an old lesbian. no, there's nothing wrong with that
https://i.imgur.com/r3SUBTl.jpg
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 28 August 2020 03:08 (five years ago)
look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t a lesbian couple named, like, ellis (54) and emily (31) whom you meet at the farmer’s market in line for beeswax candles with their rescue mutt https://t.co/IkPCYUV9C9— Yash 🍂 (@yashwinacanter) November 13, 2020
― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 14 November 2020 01:11 (five years ago)
ellis can sure pull em
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Saturday, 14 November 2020 01:22 (five years ago)
that sure looks like a "socially distanced conversation" to me
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 November 2020 03:12 (five years ago)
always kinda thought Eli Whitney (of Cotton Gin fame) looked sort of like a lesbian-style woman
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 November 2020 03:30 (five years ago)
Worst thing about beeswax candles is having to wait in line to buy them.
― everything, Saturday, 14 November 2020 06:29 (five years ago)
― Fizzles, Saturday, 14 November 2020 08:35 (five years ago)
Jared Leto looks like he's about to explain an awesome new job opportunity where you can work from home part-time selling essential oils making $100,000 a year #ufc264 pic.twitter.com/C7nQthIvN9— 🍺𝙆𝙀𝙂🍺 ➐ (@_KEG_) July 11, 2021
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 July 2021 03:43 (four years ago)
He looks like babylon zoo
― Deflatormouse, Sunday, 11 July 2021 05:04 (four years ago)
You know we’ve been at this a while when Johnny Knoxville qualifies.
no one yell at me, but when I first saw this pic I thought it was Eileen Myles pic.twitter.com/XvHmGhPkWx— Leigh Cowart (@voraciousbrain) July 20, 2021
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 19:31 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/5MKk9rX.jpg
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 1 October 2022 06:41 (three years ago)
Every time I see this thread it makes me smile.
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Saturday, 1 October 2022 17:32 (three years ago)
Chris Stein sometimes achieves this look.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-snSHclLQtgc/XhIpzhiJb2I/AAAAAAAA4To/8zZ7otrAxFkcQC7smKDr1LHJFWojs4kAwCLcBGAsYHQ/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/ChrisStein-image.png
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 1 October 2022 17:53 (three years ago)
The recent Bruce Springsteen as woody Allen photo belongs here
― calstars, Saturday, 1 October 2022 18:06 (three years ago)
Jon Bon Jovi looks like he just rolled in a birdie putt at 18 to win the ShopRite LPGA Classic Presented by Acer. pic.twitter.com/LtwbDIX3fR— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) October 1, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 October 2022 02:34 (three years ago)
― Eyeball Kicks
THERE ARE WORSE THINGS
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 2 October 2022 02:42 (three years ago)
scarier part is knowing just how many of these folks i would swipe right on in Her. like, oh god, please don't let my taste in women be Johnny Knoxville.
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 2 October 2022 02:45 (three years ago)
Hours of great talk, laughs and dinner with my friend Jimmy in London today. I love the times we spend together. He was blown away by photos of our full stage and thrilled for Download. I had to say “Jimmy, you’re at the foundation of everything we do.” @JimmyPage @DownloadFest pic.twitter.com/7WHpjuKrAf— Paul Stanley (@PaulStanleyLive) June 8, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 00:09 (three years ago)
love those ladies
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 00:27 (three years ago)
“I WANNA KNOW IF WE GOT ANY DINNA GUESTS TONIGHT THAT I CAN GET HIIIIIIIIGH”
― calstars, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 11:31 (three years ago)
turns out there's quite a variety of men who look like old lesbians. Can we pin down the aesthetic?
― fetter, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 12:53 (three years ago)
https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/stonegossardsolo2020_638.jpg
https://www.metalzone.fr/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/stone-gossard-pearl-jam-768x468.jpg
Stone Gossard of Pearl Jam
― Dinsdale, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:35 (three years ago)
1st one won't embed, but here's the url anyway: https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/stonegossardsolo2020_638.jpg
― Dinsdale, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:36 (three years ago)
Can we pin down the aesthetic? post-boomer casual dress + hairstyles last changed in 1986.
― bendy, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:41 (three years ago)
combined with clean shaven of course
― Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:53 (three years ago)
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/TObuOWe4b6I/AAAAAAABbVY/OLe90cv3i9M/s400/1119%2Bjp.jpg
― Vast Halo, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:00 (three years ago)
lol JoeHonkin on liposuction needle
― calstars, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:19 (three years ago)
good skincare and discernable cheekbones
― fetter, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:49 (three years ago)
― fetter
speaking as someone who was assigned male at birth and has for the last several years been taking drugs to turn herself into an old lesbian, it's not really an "aesthetic" per se
first off there's not nearly as much difference between the physical appearance of "men" and "women" as a lot of people seem to think. this lack of difference is, i'd argue, a large part of _why_ clothing is so aggressively gendered. for a lot of people it is Very Important to know upon first looking at someone what their gender is.
since the culture we exist in now is patriarchal, the way this manifests itself is that male is an _unmarked_ gender, and female is a _marked_ gender - maleness is not something that is "performed", per se, just a sort of default state of being. pre-transition i can't say i ever went to a lot of effort to "perform masculinity". i mean, i smelled bad and had a receding hairline. that's about it.
lesbians are often taken to be "butch", to do male gender performance, and absolutely there are plenty of lesbians who do that, but for me, lesbianism is more a matter of _not doing gender performance for the benefit of straight men_. the last thing i want to do is look like a man, but i _don't_ dress femme most of the time.
"old" is certainly a factor as well - when cis women go through menopause they stop making as much estrogen, which i can tell you firsthand makes a pretty big difference in how a person looks. a woman who's not taking hormone replacement therapy (which was, of course, invented for cis women) is going to look more... _androgynous_, let's say.
basically what makes an old man look like an old lesbian is not being bald. that's pretty much it.
anyway, i'm going to continue to use this thread as my own personal version of Her. swiping right on Stone Gossard (shit, they had me when they started calling themselves _Stone_, yummmm), left on Jimmy, Paul, and Joe. (i'm assuming stone would be ENM given how prominent their ring is in their PFP. i'd still want to meet their nesting partner.)
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 00:42 (three years ago)
lesbians are often taken to be "butch", to do male gender performance
this came out wrong. that's not necessarily what "butch" is. apologies.
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 00:45 (three years ago)
That's a great fucking post.
Facial hair, too, of course--which often goes with baldness.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 00:58 (three years ago)
lol, yeah, forgot facial hair was a thing for a second
i should also add that photographs are also fairly poor at representing perhaps the two most important ways we gender people - height and voice. take the picture of taylor swift and paul mccartney - she has her arm around his shoulder and they're the same height (5'11"). it's pretty easy to look at that picture and see them as a lesbian couple. would we see it the same way if taylor swift was 5'2"?
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 01:52 (three years ago)
McCartney must have heels on in that case.
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 07:14 (three years ago)
Every single one of the KITH now embodies this aesthetic. Especially Dave, but especially Mark!
https://i.imgur.com/8VqWXET.jpg
― "Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 07:57 (three years ago)
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.)
height is more like women's clothing sizes - there's what you might call a high standard deviation within any particular number.
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 09:45 (three years ago)
one of the great things about being a lesbian is that you can look like taylor swift or paul mccartney or any of the kids in the hall or, well, anybody you like. and these days, instead of saying "she looks like a man!" they'll instead say, without any particular malice against _you_, that anyone who resembles you looks like a lesbian. i think that's pretty awesome.
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 10:23 (three years ago)
Young Stone Gossard was quite the hottiehttps://i.redd.it/vfa74xho5ht41.png
― Dinsdale, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:06 (three years ago)
a hotter Nuno Betancourt basically
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:09 (three years ago)
Little bit of a young David Lee Roth vibe going on there.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:37 (three years ago)
*old* Stone Gossard is, whatchoo talkin about. I am here for that autumnal knit and silver fox n specs look.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:04 (three years ago)
cosign, stone gossard is pretty much just a physically attractive human being!
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:07 (three years ago)
Speaking of
https://metalheadzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/david-lee-roth-696x435.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:11 (three years ago)
Damn it
https://bravewords.com/medias-static/images/news/2020/5E442402-david-lee-roth-i-didnt-spend-time-trying-to-imitate-the-fella-in-led-zeppelin-i-didnt-try-to-mimic-the-fella-in-the-rolling-stones-i-spent-my-time-trying-to-be-black-image.jpeg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:12 (three years ago)
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/76/7e/88/767e88bd139cf9305c8d334e27585e35--dwight-yoakam.jpg
Dwight Yoakam
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 October 2022 19:17 (three years ago)
good one.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 October 2022 20:01 (three years ago)
is his military strategy “post-menopausal love affair in tuscany” pic.twitter.com/xLEur8il0j— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 11, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 17:45 (three years ago)
as a bald person i'm just glad there's some karmic payback for men who that the audacity to have a good head of hair in old age
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 17:46 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/w8ZZZVd.jpg
― calstars, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 01:17 (two years ago)
doesn't look old, though
― beard papa, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 21:08 (two years ago)
I'm a better person for having seen that photo of Jeff Pocaro.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 December 2022 05:24 (two years ago)
Little drummer boy
― calstars, Saturday, 24 December 2022 11:38 (two years ago)
i want him to join my bookclub
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 December 2022 17:15 (two years ago)
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_1600/bf7d8d01bb24c8393c596d11227ae337.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 19:13 (two years ago)
https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-8s5TwMkhdqyUJIu9-rNy7sg-t500x500.jpg
Craig Kilborn
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 19:35 (two years ago)
“That’s a MAN, baby”
― calstars, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 20:26 (two years ago)
This Dylan pic Soto had on his blog:
https://humanizingthevacuum.files.wordpress.com/2023/01/1976.webp
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 January 2023 23:33 (two years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1619055896394596352/pu/img/J-CGvH6YjhF3pTv7.jpg
#onethread
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 29 January 2023 06:34 (two years ago)
There is no bottom pic.twitter.com/taLeqFd7bg— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 24, 2023
"I support my brave & beautiful lesbian daughter..."
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 February 2023 23:27 (two years ago)
They both look like bottoms
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 February 2023 00:09 (two years ago)
You would know
― calstars, Saturday, 25 February 2023 00:18 (two years ago)
ya cuz your gay haha
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 25 February 2023 00:41 (two years ago)
idk at least one of them probably thinks wiping too carefully is shameful :(
― mh, Saturday, 25 February 2023 01:52 (two years ago)
From the looks, it's not the one on the left
― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Saturday, 25 February 2023 15:30 (two years ago)
(That's re: wiping, not bottoming)
https://i.imgur.com/zK1RqmJ.jpgAnother Porcaro (Steve)
― calstars, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:52 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/XPQaRUy.jpgMight as well add Luk at this point
― calstars, Saturday, 18 March 2023 22:17 (two years ago)
a thread staple
Getting a ‘Glasgow Celtic’ tattoo in Auckland to celebrate my beloved team ‘You’re in My Heart’ @CelticFC #raywaller pic.twitter.com/5SsqzHf3S7— Sir Rod Stewart (@rodstewart) April 11, 2023
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 10:45 (two years ago)
https://www.metaledgemag.com/.image/ar_16:9%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_xy_center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620%2Cx_1554%2Cy_462/MTg1OTY0MjYzODU1MTA1MTUz/ozzy-osbourne-1986---ross-marinogetty-images.jpg
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2023 13:09 (two years ago)
https://i.postimg.cc/pXRXYJVT/F5xxog8-Ww-AAe-FHj.jpg
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 September 2023 23:04 (two years ago)
I feel I should point out that old David Byrne looks almost exactly like my late, possibly closeted grandma.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 September 2023 23:08 (two years ago)
https://d3g9pb5nvr3u7.cloudfront.net/authors/59a6cfff7c10692ef40ba41a/-684908288/256.jpg
I mean, I wholeheartedly <3 Jon but... increasingly I think of this thread when I see recent pics.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 21:37 (two years ago)
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/0e5QyoBv0LVTBjAhSQJwEw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTg1Mw--/https://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/people_218/a8da97a96f8e1fb12699ca5c184b610d
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:33 (one year ago)
^^Macaulay Culkin
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:36 (one year ago)
I think I’ve seen that lady at the coffee shop
― calstars, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:39 (one year ago)
Kyrsten Sinema has really let herself go
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:59 (one year ago)
https://townsquare.media/site/295/files/2021/01/simmons1.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 01:07 (one year ago)
i knew i wouldn't have to look long to find Dave Foley
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 02:20 (one year ago)
https://images.app.goo.gl/jPxxMckgTT4xXUio6
― Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 12:50 (one year ago)
Taylor Swift com Skye e Mark Hoppus do Blink-182! 🤍 pic.twitter.com/Lwuc9lAG5H— Taylor Swift Brasil (@taylorswiftbr) February 23, 2024
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 24 February 2024 23:09 (one year ago)
https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/cb9630b/2147483647/strip/true/crop/4636x3708+0+0/resize/880x704!/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnpr-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fff%2F70%2F0fe9795448589f5034df8cd7359c%2Fmep-1660-copy.jpg
https://www.cincinnati.com/gcdn/-mm-/fdd9c038a17978c4bcbc7d96fecba3f4daa9422a/c=0-58-840-1178/local/-/media/2016/07/25/Cincinnati/Cincinnati/636050615817046165-googoos.jpg
Goo Goo Dolls
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 14:09 (one year ago)
We've had Jon Bon Jovi on here already, but Richie Sambora is giving him a serious run for his money
https://people.com/thmb/hoGSN5sPmq3_ZccZiT5v78Z8ofs=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(1014x512:1016x514):format(webp)/Richie-Sambora-Bon-Jovi-Docuseries-050524-04-88934c318ac04863a12af0a4139cbb14.jpg
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 6 May 2024 13:27 (one year ago)
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/65550c41b2d30e7fdf8d04c6/2:1/w_2240,c_limit/Kevin-Shields-J-Mascis.jpg
― Evan, Monday, 6 May 2024 15:29 (one year ago)
damn wayne and garth are old as shit now
― beard papa, Monday, 6 May 2024 16:33 (one year ago)
"Old age isn't a battle, it's a massacre".
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Monday, 6 May 2024 18:23 (one year ago)
https://i.imgur.com/fiOk0Rq.png
― calstars, Thursday, 13 June 2024 21:01 (one year ago)
For some reason, this feels like the appropriate thread to note that Steve Bannon is going to the prison that inspired "Orange Is the New Black."
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 05:42 (one year ago)
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLM6PZH0iP5Al4JYYu7qbVUHcDBmR2DET1Nw&s
Beck & Kurt Vile
Full-Size: https://www.instagram.com/p/C935AaQMPV9/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 July 2024 13:54 (one year ago)
Omg beck what happen
― calstars, Monday, 29 July 2024 22:56 (one year ago)
https://resources.tidal.com/images/99665317/0400/48c2/bbf3/47712da3b5e3/750x750.jpgUrge Overkill
― BrianB, Friday, 23 August 2024 12:50 (one year ago)
Men who look like Judee Sill
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 August 2024 17:30 (one year ago)
an example of why i find this thread Problematic
https://fxtwitter.com/androgynelenin/status/1827787056287715345?t=DLuDXK7B6NyvV1ohjDf8kQ&s=19
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 26 August 2024 15:12 (one year ago)
hmm maybe an x.com link?
brains so cooked that i saw the jazzmaster and assumed it was a clocky trans woman https://t.co/JSiYDYLr7i— NADIA (@androgynelenin) August 25, 2024
i can tell you what trans woman kevin shields looks like to me in that picture, and she's not clocky
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 26 August 2024 15:13 (one year ago)
Clocky?
― calstars, Monday, 26 August 2024 18:29 (one year ago)
Clocky?― calstars
― calstars
oh um. how do i explain this.
to "clock" someone, as a verb, is to look at someone and say "oh, i do believe that person is a transgender woman". except the word dates back to probably at least the 1950s, and in the 1950s, that's not would people would generally say. they'd generally do a double-take and shout "THAT'S A MAN!" "Clocking" is largely dependent on the observer and not on the observed, but in some cases, the appearance or behavior of the observed can have an effect on the number of people who "clock" them, and these people are referred to as "clocky".
it's a complicated term these days. trans women on twitter/x use it a lot. i do personally use the term, but i also, in certain contexts, refer to myself as a "tranny faggot". in other words, "clock" and "clocky" are problematic terms to use, even for a trans woman like myself. i avoid using the term in largely-trans places online, but since this isn't a largely-trans place...
it's largely a transfem term, that i can tell. idk, it's kinda interesting. trans guys tend to get read as "dykes" but the cultural significance of "dyke" is kinda different than that of "faggot". there can definitely be a stigma to it but it's not the _same_ sort of stigma. i had some hesitation about whether or not i could call myself a "dyke", but i had a lot more hesitation about calling myself a "faggot".
this is... this is just wild speculation here, but what i do see, anecdotally, is that it's more common for someone who's transmasc to come out as queer and accept themselves as queer earlier than it is for someone who's transfem to come out as queer pre-transition. it was really important to me, early on, that people not look at me and think i was a gay man. it's not that important to me now, probably in large part because nobody actually does that. being an effeminate man is just way more stigmatized than being a masculine woman is.
and this is where we get to the topic of this thread. gender presentation is not nearly as clear-cut as people seem to think it is. i did have a habit of trying to "clock" people early on, just because it made me feel less isolated, more visible as a trans woman. and what i found was that i wound up doing what a lot of people trying to "clock" women do - i came to false conclusions due to my cultural biases. that lady has a deep voice. that lady is six feet tall. literally i know cis women who get "clocked" as trans more often than i do. that's not a humblebrag, that's me talking about the deeply problematic way "clocking" winds up policing "acceptable" ways of performing womanhood. it's almost like a sort of transvestigation-lite.
but it's important to trans women because it does matter if we pass. trans women get treated better if we pass than if we don't, and a lot of us do value passing very much. so in trans women, i'd say "clocking" does serve that sort of purpose - critically evaluating other trans women to try and increase our own ability to "pass" in a society that often treats non-"passing" trans women very poorly.
pre-transition, i was strongly implicitly encouraged to try and determine someone's gender as soon as possible. i needed to do this so i could figure out if i wanted to fuck them. i don't really understand it. i don't know where i picked up that idea, but i did. i didn't want to fuck _anybody_. even if i say, well, maybe it's about relationships, a lot of the time i did this i was happily in a monogamous relationship. it was just something that felt _necessary_.
maybe there's a bit of that in my clocking trans women. i'm attracted to all kinds of people but particularly to trans women. these days i just... i just don't care about someone's gender. i look at someone and i don't make that determination of gender first. i just notice if i find someone attractive, i don't think about whether i'm _allowed_ to find them attractive. someone i used to know had a meme they loved a lot about someone going up to a trans woman and saying "damn yo ass fat, what's your pronouns?" and to me, that speaks to the same thing, that if people are attracted to me, i'd like them to be attracted to me first and worry about my gender later. a lot of people, when dating, pay a lot of attention to genitals, and when it comes to me personally, i find a lot of that attention undue.
and when i think about the difference in the thread - is this a cis man, or a lesbian? - to me, there's this common implicit assumption of, well, these are people it's not "acceptable" for a cishet man to be sexually attracted to. particularly when you specify _old_ lesbians.
and i'm not a cishet man. i'm a middle-aged woman. i'm attracted to older women, particularly older queer woman. i hope someday to be an old lesbian, and here's this thread full of pictures of men who supposedly look like me?
anyway, circling back around to the notion of kevin shields looking like a trans woman ("clocky" or otherwise) - there is this inherent stigma of, you know, dude looks like a lady. to my understanding, "dude looks like a lady" _isn't_ about a transgender woman, but an effeminate-looking cisgender man. a man who, perhaps, looks like an old lesbian.
it does come down to that for me. i look at that picture of kevin shields, or an earlier picture of matt smith, and in both cases my response is "she's hot. i'd get with her. him. whatever."
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i guess if i had to boil it down to one complaint it would be this: speaking as a lesbian, a lot of you people have _terrible taste in lesbians_. in fact, i will now tell you which people in this thread post-cut i am attracted to in a lesbian way, based on their pictures
dwight yoakamcraig kilborndonald j trump jr (look i'm not saying i _don't_ have terrible taste in lesbians.)the goo goo doll with the neck tat (oh my god those guns, girrrl i want to watch you chop wood)beck
that's it. those are the only ones.
well, sort of. i do find macaulay culkin in that picture attractive but he doesn't look like a lesbian in that picture. he looks like a burnout hipster nerd dude. i'm attracted to those guys in an entirely different way from the way i'm attracted to lesbians.
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 26 August 2024 21:37 (one year ago)
FWIW, DJTJ only made the thread because he posed for <that photo> with multiple-postee ITT Kyle Rittenhouse.
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 August 2024 21:51 (one year ago)
to "clock" someone, as a verb, is to look at someone and say "oh, i do believe that person is a transgender woman". except the word dates back to probably at least the 1950s, and in the 1950s, that's not would people would generally say. they'd generally do a double-take and shout "THAT'S A MAN!"
Interesting because "to clock" just means to see or notice in UK slang and I would have sworn it was specifically English (probably Cockney) but it seems it was first cited in the US in the 40s. However I've never heard anyone use it in that sense in US film or TV whereas you hear a lot in the UK (specifically again in films or TV programmes set in London).
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Monday, 26 August 2024 21:52 (one year ago)
you clocking the Enemy you should be clocking the timeit was rap slang in the 80s, pretty common
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 August 2024 22:24 (one year ago)
this thread obviously sucks imo, it plays into shitty stereotypes and the premise seems to be that these men are worthy of ridicule for their appearance.
― brimstead, Monday, 26 August 2024 22:33 (one year ago)
Am I out of line here? Always seemed weird that this thread didn’t get clocked awhile ago
― brimstead, Monday, 26 August 2024 22:34 (one year ago)
not at all, i'm strongly in favor of this thread being locked, i just hate being the representative of the Woke Trans Agenda declaring that nobody is allowed to have any fun
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 00:39 (one year ago)
yeah this is a tired thread from the naughty oughties and just feels a bit mean spirited, except for roasting the Goo Goo Dolls of which I approve 100%
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 27 August 2024 00:44 (one year ago)
yeah this is a tired thread from the naughty oughties and just feels a bit mean spirited, except for roasting the Goo Goo Dolls of which I approve 100%― Andy the Grasshopper
― Andy the Grasshopper
to be clear i am not roasting the goo goo dolls in any way shape or form. not even spit-roasting. i'm body-positive and don't believe in shaming people for their bodies in any way, shape, or form. i still remember the amount of shit pete burns got for the surgery he had. shaming a femme for having surgery to make his body more feminine? yeah, that hasn't aged well. i haven't heard the goo goo dolls' music in, i don't know, 20 years or so, i don't know anything about them as a band. i find the guy with the neck tat physically attractive.
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 01:15 (one year ago)
nobody is being shamed?
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 27 August 2024 01:45 (one year ago)
I always thought this was a “cringe” thread tbh … because it presupposes what an “old lesbian” looks like. Unless the “old” refers to historical figures who were known to be lesbians… but … there isn’t just one look. Idk my great great aunt that we used to take to Lyon’s restaurant and have Montecristo sandwiches near the Prunedale shopping center in the 80s was a lesbian. She looked like Estelle Getty as Sofia in the Golden Girls… but Sofia wasn’t a lesbian… just a little old white lady … so …
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 15:35 (one year ago)
this thread is inherently a challenge to expectations of stereotypes, and in practice a celebration of diversities of presentation
― Robespierre Delecto (sic), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 17:02 (one year ago)
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 17:46 (one year ago)