What a Lovely Generalization!

They don't have fast food in SF.

Women are obsessed with breakfast foods.

Canadians are so polite, eh?

Most Australians are raging sexual perverts and/or belong to crazy religious cults.

Most Quebecois people are raging sexual perverts in addition to being batshit insane.

Macedonians are extraordinarily promiscuous.

Cambodians are terrific at arm wrestling.

xp I went on a date with one once, he seemed sort of frigid. Heeeeeeeey, wait a second......

Macedonians are unforgivable teetotallers.

The only Macedonian I've met had driven all night from Skopje to Belgrade to see one of his (alleged) many mistresses.

Asians love taking the bus.

Libertarians have terrible fashion sense.

black people inherently love basketball

-joe sheehan

Romanian women are terrifying sexual predators.

Hippies play hackeysack outside the English building. Hipsters loudly talk about Badiou outside the philosophy building. Frat boys & sorority girls mingle outside the Comm building. Right-wing nutjobs & commies argue outside the Sociology building.

People who write well are shy.

People who are shy are interesting.

People who are quiet spend a lot of time in thought.

Libertarians have terrible fashion sense.

Sounds more like a truth bomb.

the hotter the weather, the crazier the people

bananas are tasty in your mouf

the crazier the weather, the hotter the people

black telephones ring the loudest

glass bottles are rude

popcorn smells like stale piss

Popcorn & pickle juice gets lots of people laid.

People who do drugs are really into health food.

Cheap houseplants are the hardiest.

People who are into alternative energy smoke lots of weed.

Carbs are agents of evil on par with bacteria, best to avoid

Brunette Latinas are incorrigible sluts

Chinese men have shorter penises than their math pencils

lawyers are coke sniffing douches chained to their crackberrys

C'mon peeps. There's so much more to generalizations than just stereotypes and mischaracterizations. Such as:

Everyone looks more awake when they flare their nostrils.
People who like pink sunsets also like butter.
When it rains in July the sidewalks smell burnt.

males rarely come on to women sporting spectacles.

lol, Alabamans R dumm.

um xp

linux is for guys who like to fiddle with stuff and find it secretly thrilling when they get to sigh in exasperation when the girlfriend can't figure out how to work his computer.

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Girls who carry big purses are easy.

f'real?

In general, yeah.

is it because their purses are filled w/booze n lube?

news item xp

a friend of mine had an entire loaf of bread in her purse the other day

did you sleep with her?

yes and after we made sandwiches

males rarely come on to women sporting spectacles.

Sooooo misread this. :|

the most delicious of sandwiches? xp

girls who like bread are hot

"made sanwiches"

i could go for a sandwich.

a real one, not a metaphoric one.

though i guess i wouldn't refuse one of those either.

find a girl w/hueg purse containing sandwich fixings and you can have both

oh that came out kinda gross didnt it

we could make sandwiches

out there on the dance floor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N4xBts4ptA

Caribbeans are good at tennis.

Hipster girls yell at you for ordering Diet Coke in a bar.

i want someone to eat cheese with

preferring Parliament to Funkadelic is like preferring sleep to sex.

all lubavitcher jews drive into our car

"Even a Scottish reader with an educated background will be able to empathise with a commentary of their country’s social and political agenda."

Oooooh. My tutor did not like THIS.

All generalizations are wrong, including this one.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

Only racists are for states rights.

women can't play sports and get irrational during their periods.

people with dreadlocks smoke shitty weed

skinny people need to eat more.

people are greedy.

in detroit, a lot of white people still don't like black people.

you can't help but think about america when you're on the highway.

rich people are bad people.

real tacos don't come in flour tortillas.

users of ILX are such bastardos

the size of a woman's hoop earrings has a direct relationship to her promiscuity.

Facial characteristics will often indicate penis length.

A long nose, and fingers indicates a long penis. Short nose and short fingers indicates a short penis.

A medium sized penis is indicated by a combination of short and long.

If the tip of the nose is fat, the penis is fat.

Thick lips means a thick penis.

Thin lips means a thin penis.

A mushroom shaped thumb means a mushroom shaped penis. A pencil shaped thumb means a pencil shaped penis.

If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina. A good fit for a short penis and not recommended for a large penis.

If she has big, thick lips, her Vagina is will be wide and thick.

If she has deep set eyes, her Vagina will be deep. Taoist Sexual Position - Woman on Top

A woman with 'skinny' eyelids, will have a deep Vagina.

A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.

A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Vagina. A woman with such a short Vagina is wise to avoid a man with a large penis as during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which can be quite harmful.

A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.

A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Vagina. This woman will find a man with a shorter penis unsatisfying.

A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.

Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a 'talking Vagina.'

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.

A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws, will have a small, crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis.

If a woman has a narrow forhead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide vagina.

If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. This is not considered all that desireable as her desire potentially will consume or devour her partner.

If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Vagina.

Lines at the corners of the eyes indicate the person has a strong sexual inclination and is very approachable. A person with no lines at the corners of the eyes have little or no sexual urge.

Deep lines at the mouth indicate strong sexual urge.

A long powerful chin indicates strong sexual urge.

people who use proper grammar and punctuation on the internet are all virgins.

if you have sex with a virgin, your AIDS is cured.

I thought true facts were disallowed?

Australians are kangaroo-humping convicts

Rich people vote republican

Showing up late to work shows a poor work ethic

Fast food is always unhealthy compared to all other food

all college professors want to fuck the pretty, popular students of their preferred gender and fail the pretty, popular students of the opposite gender in retaliation for being picked on or ostracized by similarly pretty, popular people during their own high school and college years.

people named tom are old

People named Jordan live in the Midwest.

White men in the midwest almost always have a name that has a four- or five-letter nickname associated.

Mormons are good at multitasking.

White men in the midwest almost always have a nickname that is the first syllable of their last name ending in "s".

Mormons are good at multitasking.

Also, all Mormons have a trampoline in their backyard.

Mormons are right-wing

Mormons drink Coke but not pepsi

Mormons are WEIRD.

Catholics are always trying to find out if you're Catholic.

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

People never give your message to anybody.

The only things I hate more than generalizations are bigots and mexicans.

Jobs are some bullshit.

Momus are good at multitasking

Also, all Momus have a trampoline in their backyard.

Momus are right-wing.

Momus drink Coke but not pepsi

Momus are WEIRD.

Oriental women are really stupid and dress in funny clothing.

Neckties attract food stains.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge

Mormons drink Coke but not pepsi

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 4:15 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Wait, did you read that article about micro-targeting too?

ban all britishes. -- strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 15:04 (9 months ago)

Asian girls are demure in public

Americans don't know or use n.b..

People in the US are hyper-formal with communications.

the Beastie Boys are a Brooklyn band

there are two kinds of people: beatles people and stones people.

gabbneb thinks I am rong somehow but cannot express it fully.

kevin's sentiment was once aped by salman rushdie, and i totally bought it at the time. sure it's a bullshit dichotomy, but i am also a stones guy. No question.

i have higher priorities at the moment

kevin's sentiment was once aped by salman rushdie

the ground beneath her motherfucking feet is only like my favorite book!

and you're a stones guy. Don't be coy.

Vampires have to be invited to come in.

live and learn.

there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Conservatives are Hitler. And liberals are...what are they now? They used to be communists.

Google "two kinds of people" and see what you get.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Persons without a sense of humor always write long letters.

Stuff that's true is always weird.

All baseball players cheat on their wives except the Christian ones.

he has two first names. he is not to be trusted.

-- j.q higgins, Thursday, May 22, 2008 8:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

That one is both old and (IMO) ridic.

there are two kinds of people: beatles people and stones people.

-- chicago kevin, Friday, April 18, 2008 3:50 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

my lol goth phase roommate used to say this *all the time*, except the binary was beatles/elvis. also, he believed it.

the cure invented goth

jesus invented led zepplin

Liars use fewer contractions.

No they do not.

bananas are tasty in your mouf

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:01 (1 month ago) Link

^^^realest shit

Baseball players named Micah are good at hitting.

bananas in the US are the most generalizable fruit because the ones you get here are all exact clones of the same damned banana