How many of the top posters have you met?

21

7

Tracer Hand
Masonic Boom
suzy

thats it

0 to my knowledge.

8

35

When will I hang out with gabbneb?!!?!

4

9.9.09?

Remy might have ned beat

But doubting it

11 i think

1

11

I am counting, here

1, to my knowledge

have I met Roberto Spiralli?

None, not counting myself. Several, counting occasional posters like Jaq, DV and Gravel.

i forgot to count my sock puppet

gabbneb - we have not met. i have met 2, although that includes seeing someone who i think was ENBB on Boston public transport.

3 from this list (Jim, Mackro and Autumn Almanac) but I've met a bunch of others who arent on this list.

felicity
Ned Raggett
Matt DC
tehresa
gr8080
ian
Dr Morbius
bell_labs
remy bean
Laurel

^^^ looks like only ten

11

NOT ON THIS LIST = DEAD TO ME

16

5 but i accidentally voted 4
jaymc, gr8080, n/a, chicago kev, Jordan, dan m

also eazy and gbx but they're not on here?

i will not win this poll

I am not on the list. Neither is the one ilxor I have met. Zero.

14

that includes ilx system

18 not counting self.

tom d/masonic boom/stet/ed/ken c

5 from the list, probably about 5 others, dave q for example.

20

Tracer Hand
Masonic Boom
suzy

thats it

-- and what, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 6:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

AHEM PUSH BUTTON OBJECTS POSTER JIZZ ETC AHEM

0

None, not counting myself. Several, counting occasional posters like Jaq, DV and Gravel.

Nurse with Wound dj set, RH!

5 of the brooklyn crew. i also met john d. before a mtn goats show in knoxville years ago, pre-ilx, but not that he'd remember. i just said i liked his music and that i'd bought a monoshock album after reading his rave of it. also, i saw roxymuzak's band play last year.

3

Sadly none except self.

Nurse with Wound dj set, RH!

Shit, that's right! Sorry! And dinner with you and Matos the next night.

AHEM PUSH BUTTON OBJECTS POSTER JIZZ ETC AHEM

-- Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 10:37 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

looooooool i didnt even see your name dude

i met darnielle too :D

dont go telling dudes i was rocking the chocolate industries shit man

29, which is weird.

4 (that I know of oooooooooooooooooh)

xp and what -- of course not! it was uh mailed to you as a promo, yeah, and i was the one who saw the chocolate ind. logo and then UNGH SLIME

whoever meets me will get a sandwich and an unsweetened iced tea, on me.

Looks like 18:

deej, Jordan, Catsupppppppppppppp dude ¿?¿?, s1ocki, chicago kevin, David R., tehresa, Dr. Morbius, n/a, dan m, rrrobyn, Laurel, kenan, horseshoe, elmo argonaut, Alfred Lord Sotosyn, Jesse, 69

Ned Raggett left a photo comment on my girlfriend's myspace once. How many does that count for?

8 from the list - Ned Raggett, The Reverend, jergïns, remy bean, Rock Hardy, Laurel, Mackro Mackro, and Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

5:

Ned Raggett
jergïns
remy bean
Mackro Mackro
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

8 I think but I get a lot of you all mixed up with your weird names you keep changing.

12 (Jordan, chicago kevin, Ned, jaymc, Morbs, n/a, dan m, J0hn D., Mackro, kenan, elmo, Jesse).

I like to think of them as my apostles. Who will be tray me? (Ned.)

Tres Casuistry.

One, I believe.

I'd like to have added J0hnD to my list but despite his lovely offer of puttin' me on the door last time MGs toured I didnt make the show ;_;

NEXT TIME DAMMIT.

The real winner here is the one w/ the most meets that hasn't met Ned. (NB: not a Ned zing.)

Probably someone from London or NYC, I'd guess.

7. i think

21

El Tomboto
Dom Passantino
and what
felicity
roxymuzak
HI DERE
Ned Raggett
Matt DC
Tom D.
Tracer Hand
n/a
Masonic Boom
Dingbod Kesterson
suzy
Mark C
stet
Mackro Mackro
Mark G
Ed
ken c
the pinefox

Um, ew. Why would I want to meet any of you losers.

feel like i've met 150 ilxors in total over 5 years

xp: opinions4u!

5
same room as but didn't meet: s1ocki, j0hn D.

A glory hole (also spelled gloryhole and glory-hole) is a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for men to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate. The partition maintains anonymity. Body parts including fingers and one's tongue can touch the other person if the hole is large enough and intercourse with anonymity intact is possible.

1 from the list (Ed) plus 4 others.

btw amateur hour (that would be all of you) if we haven't fucked or I haven't punched you hard enough to break a bone, we havent officially met. Except for Andrew Farrell, and he's disappeared. And Matt DC, since I stole his jacket.

I would personally love to fuck or break the bones of everyone so it's all cool

Both at once, if we're really awesome, rite? =)

17 counting mahself

2, or 845724816794317 if bumping into Trayce 845724816794316 times counts.

Hahaha :)

I bet I could see into your living room if I had a telescope /crepeyweirdo

http://i26.tinypic.com/2udyu5e.jpg

21, and I have welsched on meeting at least 4 more

pinefox, curtis and I are all the same person, so this poll is kind of fucked to begin with

but we went with 22

Man that 77 crepe icon is so last tuesday.

ringtone posse don't believe in old jokes
them and jokes is like the italians with cheese I swear

fuckin maggots crawlin in it they be all "MMMMMM HMMMMM"

0

ok tbh the lbzc has a similar lack of appreciation for the born-on date
El Tomboto was wrong to single out the ringtoners

I´ve been to a fap but I´ve never been to me.

1

Kate Masonic

From this list :

Blueski, Matt DC, Ned, electricsound, Tom D, Dingbot, Suzy, Mark C, Ed, Ken C and The Pinefox. That's 11. I believe I've met around 70-80 other ILXors in the heyday of London FAPs.

6! fuck!

brb shower

we don't lol it unless its brand new

I should say that every ilxer that I have met has been a real pleasure to talk to IRL.

I have knowingly met the following:

Dom Passantino
blueski
Ned Raggett
Matt DC
Tom D.
Tracer Hand
Masonic Boom
suzy
Mark C
Ed
ken c
the pinefox

I'm sure there are others but I can't remember what Gareth's calling himself at the moment e.g.

I am unsure whether I have met ILX System.

I have been in the same room as HI DERE but never got around to meeting him, as such.

Dingbod - you've met me!

I don't know if I've met Tracer Hand or not. Sorry TH.

Who is Dingbod, some old poster with a new name?

calum

I thought Calum was angry to Ned because Ned didn't want to meet him?

ned was just playing hard to get

Yes but Dr C your name's not on the list!

I can't imagine Calum ever meeting Kate.

i have met the following:

felicity
libcrypt
chicago kevin
The Reverend
Rubyredd
wilter
Herman G. Neuname
dell
suzy
Bodrick III
Surmounter

xpost to Dingbod - oh yes, of course. Brain not working!

gershy did you use to be someone else?

who is bodrick iii?

doomie

I have met:

1. El Tomboto (breakdanced in grimy London pub, got in a fite, then stole my jacket two years later)
2. Dom Passantino (briefly, he was wearing a scarf in the most unbearably hot Poptimism ever, and it was August)
3. and what (I tried to get him to make love to the Pinefox)
4. felicity (we ran away from Graham and then she kidnapped me in Central London, several years later we hung out in New York)
5. max (German bierkeller action in Williamsburg, awesome dude)
6. roxymuzak (London, autumn 2004, we hung out with Annie, happy days)
7. HI DERE (I bought him some perry with which to make Dan Perry Perry Chicken)
8. gabbneb (in 93ft East but I was mostly either DJing or talking to Dave Q about fisting so we didn't get to talk much)
blueski
9. Ned Raggett (many times, including my finest Andrew WK pub crowdsurfing hour)
10. ILX System (assuming this counts as either Keith or Stet. Is that cheating?)
11. tehresa (Williamsburg FAP again, she stopped me from getting utterly lost on the way home)
12. gr8080 (same FAP, also hung with my friends a few day later, dude loves his dodgy bar blues)
13. electricsound (gamely turned up at London FAP despite illness)
14. Tom D (loadsa times)
15. Tracer Hand (even more times)
16. ian (Williamsburg FAP)
17. Dr Morbius (ditto)
18. bell_labs (and again)
19. Masonic Boom (god knows how many times)
20. Dingbod Kesterson (quite a few FAPs now, with a hiatus in between)
21. suzy (ditto)
22. Mark C (responsible for some of my funniest ever pub conversations)
23. stet (last couple of times he's made it down to London)
24. Laurel (Williamsburg)
25. Mark G (sporadic FAP appearances)
26. Ed (fuckloads of times, throws good post-pub gatherings)
27. sanskrit (Williamsburg action)
28. ken c (many times over the years)
29. the pinefox (ditto, with added football watching)

I may have missed a couple, what is JBR calling herself these days?

blueski
Ned Raggett
Matt DC
electricsound
Tom D.
Masonic Boom
Dingbod Kesterson
suzy
Mark C
Ed
the pinefox

others too not on the list, such as Dr.C! (of course I'm not either)

30. Blueski (more times than anyone else on this list I think)

lol j/k, felicity

(I think I must be knocking around the 170 mark, past present and future, overall)

future?

jbr=get bent

xp phew ok. Some of the BKYLN noizers I may have met under other names, like 69, sanskrit, not sure

16

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/13album.jpg

Ethan didn't put me on his list :(

If I beat Ned I will be happy.

ew

banriquit
blueski
Ned Raggett
Matt DC
Tom D.
Masonic Boom
Dingbod Kesterson
suzy
Mark C
stet
Laurel
Ed
Pashmina
ken c
the pinefox

Am mostly pleased to find I'm not in the top posters list anymore.

I reckon I have had more of the top posters on my sofa than anyone else.

(and that's just counting people who've slept on it!)

Zeeeero, although plan on improving on that figure at the Walrus gig. That is if I am able to summon the gumption to actually talk to anyone.

Have also met certain members of a certain internet hardman's family.

Definitely Ken C & Mark C at a ILX-football match in Regents Park, possibly with Pinefox as well. Definitely Blueski at a Poptimism thing a few years ago, possibly Suzy at the same thing, and I saw Matt DC leaving shortly after I arrived so 6 at a stretch.

http://static.twoday.net/weltdeswissens/images/PaulHardcastle_19_Single.jpg

24! crazy

Nasty Brutish & Short is pretty high on my list of ILXers I would like to meet but haven't. We should all go to the pub sometime soon, like in the old days.

Definitely Ken C & Mark C at a ILX-football match in Regents Park, possibly with Pinefox as well.

hey i was at this too - granted i was useless but still

I wonder if that's the one I played in? The ILX team had Alan T, Alba, Tim H, Porkpie in it. We got thrashed.

62. 63? 62.

Nasty Brutish & Short is pretty high on my list of ILXers I would like to meet but haven't.

Why, thank you. You kind of have (the one time I went to Poptimism in some Soho basement bar), without realising it. When I arrived I went straight to the bar and I was stood next to you but talking to my wife.

hey i was at this too - granted i was useless but still

You're right - I'd forgotten that.

I wonder if that's the one I played in? The ILX team had Alan T, Alba, Tim H, Porkpie in it.

No, but Tim H was there and I accidentally contributed to his serious foot/ankle injury.

when was there last time there was a proper fap, even. poptimism excepted.

Masonic Boom
ken c
Ed (very briefly)
Pashmina (very briefly)

I have met some other ilx0rs, but they are not in this 'top posters' list.

seeing someone who i think was ENBB on Boston public transport

Ha, really? You should have said hi. Do you remember what line it was?

Last time I went to a proper FAP was when electricsoundofjim was here last summer. Although that's not the last time I've met ilxors.

10

2 Australians in Melbourne
1 American in Sydney
1 pom in a dank cellar
and 1 Scot in Glasgow (for about 4.3 seconds)

1 pom in a dank cellar

Was this me? I'm pretty sure there were others on this list there but perhaps not.

0

I'd love to meet a lot of you guys but my recluse lifestyle makes it difficult. talked about hanging w/ned when I was in LA but family obligations kept getting in the way and understandably he gave up on me. someday!

Dom lives near me I believe. FAP hardman?

just so i can raise my tally to 1.

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s173542.jpg

My number could be higher, but I have missed opportunities to meet Mark C, gr8080, blueski, and Ed when they have been in Chicago.

Hope to meet some more in Boston, LA, Seattle and MPLS over the next few months. (also new york where I have been shockingly remiss)

i have run into catsup dude and whiney around town

ENBB - you, if it was actually you, were on the central platform for the red line at Park St with some dude. Alewife direction, same as me, although i was on the opposite platform. i would've said hello but not everyone responds well to strangers bellowing at them from a distance. maybe a couple of weekends ago? i was gonna post on the random sightings thread but i forgot till now.

Did said dude have light hair, a beard and glasses? If so, that probably was my husband and I and we were heading to Porter Sq. to visit some friends. I mentioned your post to him this morning and he was like, "Oh yeah, that's the other English guy in Boston." Funny. Anyway, if you ever see me again you should say something. We could make up a secret code and then if it's not me some random person will just think you're crazy. ;-)

wait, what? who is your husband?

hard to do this thread because i hardly know anyone's current ilx name these days (plus the top 15 posters or so on that last are all a bit like can i be arsed)

How many is Hoos.

lovebug, I'm starting to picture you as (sorry) one of those superobese guys who can't leave the house or maybe just a recluse with a long holy-man beard.

RS - *sigh* I don't know who he is on here, he won't tell me! He's been reading ILX for years (how I found out about it) but rarely posts. I don't know if he even has a regular user name but yeah, he's English and somehow knew that you were too. Not in crepey way though, promise!

omg grounds for divorce surely!

lovebug = luna

x-post Dude - he won't tell me purely because he knows it drives me crazy. lol. Confessed last night that he posted occasionally on NFL thread last season. I asked if he'd admit it if I guessed under which name and he said no! One day I'll uncover the truth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystroke_logging

^^should have posted on secret board

will not meet anyone anytime soon

does he know much abt the nfl or would he be saying typically clueless british shit?

actually, he knows a lot! Have to say I was pretty impressed with just how much.

hmmm that makes it more difficult - id go w/some cpu surveillance technology

Yeah, it'll probably have to come to that eventually.

does he know much abt the nfl or would he be saying typically clueless british shit?

you're probably thinking of me, dude.

i love me some irongrid

come on you Milwaukee swans

I've met a few longtime posters (jess, ramosi, cibula, etc) and know a few people who've posted here sporadically, but I've never met any of the top posters on this list, so zero for me.

7

Excellent, I'm at 25. And then there are some people I nearly forget I've met b/c it was brief, and some people I cannot believe I haven't met, like dan m and horseshoe!

22 (shocking)

I really hope ENBB's husband is cankles

10

gabbneb were you at the july 4 NYC megafap back in the day? i feel like i may have met you but was really drunk and tired and had met like 300 people that day so i can't remember for sure

15ish

xposts - is cankles awesome cause L is pretty awesome. ps - not cankles.

5 (chicago people)

I'm hoping that ENBB's husband is Robert Spiralli and this is all a ruse to throw her off the scent.

will not meet anyone anytime soon

-- homosexual II, Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

how come?

I'm hoping that ENBB's husband is Robert Spiralli and this is all a ruse to throw her off the scent.

-- jaymc

I was thinking this exact same thing. "Yeah, I post on ilx sometimes. Just not as the British guy who lives in the same city, oh no."

haha!

ha, you have unearthed my dark secret.

would consider the positon if it became vacant </shiroibasketshoes>

I really hope ENBB's husband is cankles

lolololololololol would be superawesome

(Re: kind of meeting Matt DC) - after posting upthread I went to Covent Garden for an optician's appointment and then on Shaftesbury Avenue walked right past someone who might possibly have been Matt DC in a dark blue coat and listening to an ipod. The odds of that happening seem ridiculously low. I also saw Boris Johnson near Trafalgar Square, but he's not on this list.

Was he on a bicycle?

(Boris, not Matt.)

Neither of them.

I've met them all and had very little sex with any of them

I really hope ENBB's husband is cankles

lolololololololol would be superawesome

He agrees but sadly denies being cankles.

So Spiralli, what's the code then?

after posting upthread I went to Covent Garden for an optician's appointment and then on Shaftesbury Avenue walked right past someone who might possibly have been Matt DC in a dark blue coat and listening to an ipod. The odds of that happening seem ridiculously low.

Haha, might have been ridiculously low, but if it was between 1 and 2 that was almost certainly me.

That is extremely weird.

of that list i've only met 2 - ethan and j0hn. i've met a few others, my roommate is an ilxor. i think i must've met the darkness at some point but can't confirm.

gabbneb were you at the july 4 NYC megafap back in the day?

yes, i babbled at you and sarah briefly like a very sober and awake person

<i>will not meet anyone anytime soon

-- homosexual II, Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

how come?

-- Rock Hardy, Thursday, 17 April 2008 14:49 (1 hour ago) Link</i>

Dunno, have no plans to travel anywhere for a while and no one ever comes to Denver!

WHOOPS HTML FAUX PAS

At least 10, which is higher than I expected.

i am coming to denver this summer! beerz?

Tho most of them probably don't remember meeting me, because I have the bad habit of just talking to people without introducing myself.

I'm G00blar, btw.

HEY ED

get in touch when you know when you're coming to Seattle

s1ocki
Ned Raggett
gr8080
Dr Morbius
remy bean
Shakey Mo Collier
Mackro Mackro
Steve Shasta

I think these are it. It's kind of hard to keep track of everyone's names these days.

The people I run into the most are Alex in NYC and Whiney G.

I count 12, based on the screen names I recognize.

jordan are you coming for jazz things? will we have drinks at dazzle?

nah, basically 90% of my dad's side of the family decided to move there in the last few years (two cousins, their kids, aunt, grandma), so i'm just going to visit.

is dazzle fun? i would go there! i went to a small bar to see some jazz one time, i think it was el chapultepec.

I wish I hadn't admitted that my answer is "0" so that I could list a bunch of people I've supposedly met and watch them either disagree or play along/b.s.

Dazzle is where people in mock turtlenecks go to sort of listen to jazz and drink martinis, it's kind of sad!

oh. :( i don't listen to much jazz these days anyways.

i'm surprised they didn't name it "jazzle".

Ed, when are you in seattle?

Matt DC, we met! Euro 2004, Masonic's place, WINE WINE WINE, William Bloody Swygart, c0l3tt3, ken c, gareth

0

have met 2 non-top-posters, though.

I wish I hadn't admitted that my answer is "0" so that I could list a bunch of people I've supposedly met and watch them either disagree or play along/b.s.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, April 17, 2008 5:15 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i had forgotten this but didnt we meet in college park??

Mackro Mackro - so you're Donut Bitch then? Man that was a messy ruinous night. In any case, bump me up to 31.

Not sure about seattle yet but coming to see my gf's folks, possibly august.

i have met the following:

felicity
libcrypt
chicago kevin
The Reverend
Rubyredd
wilter
Herman G. Neuname
dell
suzy
Bodrick III
Surmounter

-- gershy, Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:49 AM (Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:49 AM) Bookmark Link

Wait, who are you? When did I meet you? Sneaky bastard!

Er, me too. I haven't met gershy.

to the best of my knowledge, 13.

deej, jw, gr8080, jaymc, ian, mrobs, n/a, dan m, laurel, kenan, horseshoe, lord alfalfa, and jesse.

i haven't met gershy either!

...

lol gershy

felicity
libcrypt
chicago kevin
The Reverend
Rubyredd
wilter
Herman G. Neuname
dell
suzy
Bodrick III
Surmounter

-- gershy, Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:49 AM (Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:49 AM) Bookmark Link

hint: he's never met any of these people

Why is that a hint? Is Bodrick III a known recluse?

lord alfalfa

Alfred needs to change his name, stat.

that's a wish list

it occurs to me that i've had a beer with every ilxor i've met, top poster or otherwise.

bodrick III is a sockpuppet of ILX system

gershy and I have drank Raki while listening to Pacific Ocean Blue

lord alfalfa

Alfred needs to change his name, stat.

My 9th grade English teacher used to call me "Alfredo Sauce." He's dead now.

The causal relation is implied, I gather.

Why is that a hint? Is Bodrick III a known recluse?

-- jaymc, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:31

I'm new here, so I've never met anyone from the board. So I suppose gershy is joking.

ogeez i'm confused

Unless he thinks I'm a duplicate account of another poster or something?

wtf guys

soto channeling joe piscopo in johnny dangerously!

No, I know that gershy is joking: he admitted as much upthread. I just didn't get why J0rdan seemed to think that the inclusion of Bodrick III was proof of such.

just gff and john justen who are real swell guys irl.

dan m = good people.

jenny and amanda = really fun to grab beers with.

laurel = made me the best grilled cheese sandwich ever.

ian = generously put up some friends of mine.

jaymc = excel skillz second to none.

me = i'm on the wrong thread.

haha

six, plus one i've spoken to on the phone (hello dom). they are:

banriquit
ned
stet
pash
ken

... and j0hn D, many years ago, when he played potterrow union in edinburgh (1996? maybe 1997?) ok, this is cheating a bit, but hey.

we spoke very briefly about the genius of the stockholm monsters.

given that the dude in edinburgh who promoted the gig was not without his troubles, particularly of the financial sort, there's a chance that john never got paid for it and, for all i know, nurses a grudge to this day. still: it was an awesome set, if that's any consolation :)

oops i met j0hn d after a show but we only politicked for a minute

0

7

i have met:

felicity
blueski
Ned Raggett
Matt DC
Tracer Hand
jaymc
n/a
Masonic Boom
suzy
Mark C
kenan
ken c
the pinefox

s1ocki
Ned Raggett
gr8080
Dr Morbius
remy bean
Shakey Mo Collier
Mackro Mackro
Steve Shasta

I think these are it. It's kind of hard to keep track of everyone's names these days.

-- Alex in SF

HELLO YOU FORGOT ME

He forgot me, too, Rubyredd, but I suppose that's 'cause I am not a top poster.

I feel terrible now, but who is Rubyredd?

you came to my restaurant while you were on your honeymoon in nz :)

maybe you remember me as 'justine'

Call me 'Justine'

Haha okay I definitely remember you! How long has that been your screenname?

since always! remember i told you i was moving to oakland? well that is now for realz (finally)and i arrive july 10. say hi to your lovely wife for me!

Ack for some reason I thought your screenname was something else!

I do remember. Do you know where you are living yet?

And I would like to mention that I've met Michael White many times even though he doesn't post enough. ;)

Bay Area ILXors should FAP this summer.

Take over the stage when Radiohead plays, throw a real party...

east 19th street, near lake merritt. despite all the 'LOL GHETTO' shit i've been getting from pretty much everyone, i'm STILL excited.

'the table is the table' is also moving to the bay area, so a FAP would be awesome.

let that guy dj he's got great music taste

i have met 3

and orbit counts for 2 of those

i met orbit once and she is not on the top posters list. for the record i have never dated, made out with or spoken to orbit beyond the time we met at the momus show with ned and spencer. ethan is being weird and stalky about it cuz marks s told him we dated which was a lie and he thinks its funny to rib me for something that has no basis in reality. also his ex gf is way fatter than any gf ive ever had.

1 and that was Ned in 2005.

you do admit that was your hand though xp

you can clearly see in the picture that it is not my hand. if you cant you are a moron.

Was this me? I'm pretty sure there were others on this list there but perhaps not.

It was indeed! You pointed out Tracer Hand, but I think he was the only other list-entrant and I didn't actually meet him through my overbouzedness.

(Incidentally I'm still totally going to do you a certain mp3, but all my shit's been in storage since I went away so digging out CDs is a big mission...)

ILXors not on the list I've met:
- mr energyflash above, thar (he also used to work with one of my best friends in Sydders, funnily)
- canadian Rob (where he at these days?)
- Mookie
- awesome-photos Kate
- Haitch (suprised he's not in the top 50)
- Tim Finney
- S-
- moley
- Mikeybidness

My dream is to meet -S- and see his Hemi Mopar.

I think I know someone who prob knows S-

Also I have met 0 ilxorrs

this is top posters of this month, not of all time, or I'd have been able to count a fair few more.

I've met energy flash gordon too. he gets around a bit.

1

-- iiiijjjj, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 8:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

same 1

hey ailsa!

I added two more (non-list) ilxors to my stamp album in March, too

Only a couple. Any more than that would be a bit pokemon, probably.

12 on the list and a couple dozen more who aren't

Only a couple. Any more than that would be a bit pokemon, probably.

I'm kinda surprised that no one has ever mocked up a series of ILX trading cards or some sort of Magic-style card game.

No one that we know about, anyway!

Jaymc just hasn't found the right market for them yet.

"we" xpost

can we do an ILXor l-r on this picture
http://coolest-homemade-costumes.shippony.com/images/characters/pokemon/pokemon-costume-03.jpg

http://magic.falseblue.com/output/1208487441.png

Here we go.

WAHT

oh man ilxors magic card deck is one meta thread i can get behind.

I like where this thread etc.

kevin, we has met! at monday night drinking club (rip).

I have met four of the people on the above list by my count; gff and suzy each one time, and HI DERE and John Justen many, many times (since we went to high school together).

I would also like a laminated copy of that HI DERE Magic card for my wallet.

I've counted 39 on the all-time list, not including duplicates. I have no aura of mystery.

Same as Mandee - 13. Not quite the same 13 though.

8 on the all-time, not counting dupes. There's only one on my month-list that isn't an all-timer though!

Looks like 18:

deej, Jordan, Catsupppppppppppppp dude ¿?¿?, s1ocki, chicago kevin, David R., tehresa, Dr. Morbius, n/a, dan m, rrrobyn, Laurel, kenan, horseshoe, elmo argonaut, Alfred Lord Sotosyn, Jesse, 69

-- jaymc, Thursday, 17 April 2008 04:04 (3 days ago) Link

Make that 19 (felicity).

7

although being one of only three ilxors who have met esteban buttez must count for something

oh shit, i put in zero but i met ned!

I missed out on the "take the esteban to the strip joint" event. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

i just voted one for you, nathalie, your zero can be my vote.

:-D Thank you Estela! Wish I could meet you.

I wd like to take Estela to Madame Brussels for Pimms and cucumber sandwiches some day and have a natter.

mmm pimms

The jugs of pimms are most excellent and the view from the rooftop terrace lovely. The garden furniture is so cute. Er, I seem to have wandered off topic sorry.

i would like to meet you both also.
what is madame brussels? i haven't been to melbourne for almost four years, it is terrible, i will have to get down there. it's even been 18 months since i last went to sydney, i can hardly believe that.
are you allowed to go madame brussels if you don't drink?

(by 'both' i meant nath and trayce and jim, i should have said 'all'.)

I have met 14 of them!

I am more socialable than I thought.

when i was in london i thought i saw you jel, in the street, as i was on my way to the FAP where i met dr.c and colonel poo and matt dc. whoever it was, if it was not you, is very much your doppelganger

CHECK OUT THIS COOL BOTTLE OPENER

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/419X01ZWEHL._SS500_.jpg

oops wrong thread

maracas.jpg

Estela: it is a rather twee bar in the city that has fake grass indoors with a little red brick path winding through it, and outside is a wooden deck with lots of old-granny garden furniture. I'm sure attendance without the consumption of alcohol would be fine =)

it sounds very nice.

hi 2

better than 1

and I

and U

I was gonna tell you to make it twenty, jaymc, but then I remembered that I am not a top poster.

kevin, we has met! at monday night drinking club (rip).

-- tehresa, Friday, 18 April 2008 06:03 (2 days ago) Link

i remember! you and a former(?) ilxor were the first ones to get there. i missed your name on the list.

more cards please

i made a crappy ned

http://magic.falseblue.com/output/1208761322.png

http://magic.falseblue.com/output/1208764710.png

ok that is awesome

omg lol

http://magic.falseblue.com/output/1208765315.png

!!!!Awesome!!!!!

The Dan and Tombot and Gershy cards are great. The Ned card was unfunny. : (

max=bro

http://magic.falseblue.com/output/1208765846.png

^^^this

http://magic.falseblue.com/output/1208766662.png

these deserve their own special thread

Someone needs to do Nabisco.

i wasn't trying to be funny

http://magic.falseblue.com/output/1208768352.png

i need to go to bed

These are great, we definitely should have a separate "ILXors as Magic the Gathering characters" thread.

make it so

http://magic.falseblue.com/

omg, hero

LOL@ the text on the n1tsu|-| one running on off the bottom of the card

i know!

http://magic.falseblue.com/output/1208769195.png

k im just gonna start a new thread

http://www.halexawards.com/images/0152Ametalcup.jpg

ILX: the gathering

Wow, Rock Hardy has posted more than me... kids these days.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

haw somebody said 100 lol thats so funney

I have met seven:

Matt DC, Latebloomer, Tracer Hand, Masonic Boom, J0hn D, Mark C, and Ken C.

Off that list, I've only met electricsound and we had a nice discussion about Steve Strange.

El Tomboto
deej
Jordan
gabbneb
chicago kevin
jaymc
n/a
dan m
Mark C
Laurel
kenan
Ed
horseshoe
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
Jesse
69

Hmm, meeting 21 of the top posters seems to be a popular quantity.

29 voters are very lucky

who has been met most?

i have met 14! i'm a bit amazed at that number! but visiting london & new york provides advantage there i guess

who has been met most?

-- mark s, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:16 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

100 1
30 1

Assuming these are gen, one of these...

why are the zeros in a weird order?

i've met rrrobyn now! so i get to add one to whatever my number was.

I'm hoping that ENBB's husband is Robert Spiralli and this is all a ruse to throw her off the scent.

-- jaymc

I was thinking this exact same thing. "Yeah, I post on ilx sometimes. Just not as the British guy who lives in the same city, oh no."

-- emil.y, Thursday, April 17, 2008 2:52 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yes well it turns out that I am not as clever as I thought and he's far more so than I realized. Ha.

OK that last part isn't really true - I always knew he was a clever sneak. ;-)

lollllllll

that 3 months ago, when did you figure it out??

Last night via a post on I love games. Hahahaha.

he's been living a double life? how can you EVER trust him again?

also LOL

he's a good poster

x-post I knew he read/ocassionally posted I just didn't know as who. It's been a running "joke" between us for a while now.

When I figured it out I was like, "Dude, I don't even know who you are anymore." ;-)

he's a good poster

-- velko

he HATES me

does seem like a quality poster otherwise tho

his name isnt actually a variation of 'robert' in any way though is it, because if it is thats just pathetic enbb

omg :D

im gonna try to dig up the eureka moment

xx-post

Oh, he doesn't hate anyone really!

No - his name is nothing like Robert although I've been calling him Bob all morning. Don't think he likes that much though.

It's on the Civilization thread. He placed like 8th in the world or something so was all excited and showed me and then a few mins later got sloppy and posted about it on ILG. I was browsing site new answers and saw that thread had been recently posted too and was like, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It's his own fault really - he got sloppy! ;-)

aw you didnt call him out publically tho! keep calling him bob/bobby through the weekend at least, & be sure to let him know deeznuts said so. its not gonna be easy to settle the score on this one & you will have to be merciless.

So, ENBB, has he converted you to the dark ways of Coventry City FC yet?

LJ I may have a Cov City shirt lying around somewhere. I tried to get him to buy me the v v classy CCFC thong but no dice yet.

9

good lord

I kid about the thong - I will admit to the shirt although i haven't seen it in a long time.

Right Bobby Spirals and I have a bbq to go to. LOL. I still can't believe it took me this long.

gabbneb - we have not met. i have met 2, although that includes seeing someone who i think was ENBB on Boston public transport.

-- Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 April 2008 01:39 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

ballsy

wait, what? who is your husband?

-- Roberto Spiralli

I KNOW!! He's so sneaky. I have to admit that it's pretty hysterical.

Who is the other?

His other wife...

He was counting himself in the two and thought I'd figure it out with the whole spotting me on the subway thing.

But yeah for a smart lady I'm not so quick sometimes.

Spiralli doing excellent fake XKCDs in secret at home?

No Spiralli doing excellent fake XKCDs in secret at work.

If I read the footbal threads and saw him posting about CCFC I'd probably have caught on a lot sooner.

Doing most excellent new historical atlases as well!

so what does ol' Bobby Spirals have to say for himself, HUH?

wiley ol' thing

blueski
matt dc
laurel
surmounter
j0hn d
ken c
tza
masonic

omg enbb

banriquit
HI DERE
blueski
Matt DC
Tom D.
Masonic Boom
suzy
Mark C
Ed

OMG erica that is hilarious! wait - didn't you hubby recently get nominated on some thread as most underrated zinger?

I finally met some other ilxors last night at MBV.
So now my list is
Ned
Ailsa
Grimly Fiendish
Accentmonkey

i am maybe meeting an ilxor today...

16 I think

OMG erica that is hilarious! wait - didn't you hubby recently get nominated on some thread as most underrated zinger?

-- Rubyredd, Friday, 4 July 2008 22:16 (Yesterday) Link

Hahahaha - yes. He just showed me that thread. He's pretty damn zingy in real life so it's not that surprising.

Uptoeleven - he's pretty pleased with himself. The smug bastard - bless his heart. lol.

i met an ilxor today... ESTELA!!

NOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYY

YESSSS WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's she like?!?!

as elegant and sophisticated and beautiful as you'd imagine. we were supposed to meet for an hour for coffee, but we ended up hanging out and talking nonstop for 4 hours.

estela likes black coffee!!

blueski
matt dc
laurel
surmounter
j0hn d
ken c
tza
masonic

-- roxymuzak, Friday, July 4, 2008 6:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

*ahem*

Why am I not a top poster? I'm wicked.

Don't worry, you have a book to publish!

and what
gr8080

estela likes black coffee!!

black like her soul

^^^jealous.

Wait I tht estela lived in Qld, arent you in cali now? Im confused (as usual).

wellington! estela is here for a flying visit. i'm off to the US on thursday.

in bizarre case of 'it's a small world' it turns out that estela lived in the same house as me (obv at different times).

!!

This Old ILXor House

i went to uci so i know i've SEEN ned raggett in person
maybe the dude even scanned my books once

crutis and ethan finally met?

as elegant and sophisticated and beautiful as you'd imagine. we were supposed to meet for an hour for coffee, but we ended up hanging out and talking nonstop for 4 hours.

estela likes black coffee!!

-- Rubyredd, Saturday, 5 July 2008 16:10 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

PICS

OR

IT

DIDN'T

HAPPEN

hahaha wow

sorry no pics, estela is very very shy.

ruby is a very charming gorgeous girl, i <3 her.

that enbb/spiralli thing is so funny.

s1ocki
Ned Raggett
gr8080
Dr Morbius
remy bean
Shakey Mo Collier
Mackro Mackro
Steve Shasta

I think these are it. It's kind of hard to keep track of everyone's names these days.

-- Alex in SF, Thursday, April 17, 2008 6:58 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

AISF was this a long time ago when i first met ned and mackro???

i know estela. we spent a fair amount of lovely time together. i win, you all lose.

I think I still win this game with 31.

estela is worth 35 points though

and steve shasta is worth -10

6 unless i missed someone

and steve shasta is worth -10

lol

i know estela. we spent a fair amount of lovely time together. i win, you all lose.

-- akm, Saturday, 5 July 2008 16:03 (Yesterday) Link

it was very lovely, i win too.

i told ruby she was not my first, she took it quite well.

aw, l.b. i had you in mind, just didn't type it out for some reason

u da best

dear rox,

i felt like you were even nicer in person than in letters!

~s

i went to uci so i know i've SEEN ned raggett in person
maybe the dude even scanned my books once

Hahah, very likely.

thanks, s!!!! i felt the same about you!

6

tape store, trip maker, zs, nabisco, jaymc, deej

saw n/a but wasn't sure if it was him so i didn't say anything

Was he walking next to Pam Beesley?

13

tombot, blueski, ned, matt dc, tom d, tracer, k8 masonic, marcello, suzy, mark c, ed, ken c, pinefox

also i have allegedly met dom (lol) but i was hugely wasted and don't recall this at all - thankfully i am assured it was a brief meeting

Was he walking next to Pam Beesley?

Wait, is this a reference to that actor from the last Office looking like n/a? Because my method of remembering why that guy seemed familiar went like this: "He reminds me of n/a, which is funny because there was that one guy on Mad Men who reminded me of n/a, which ... oh, I get it."

the college dude who flirts with pam kinda looks like n/a

― Jordan, Friday, September 26, 2008 5:37 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats what i thought!

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Friday, September 26, 2008 7:40 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol me too

― s1ocki, Friday, September 26, 2008 8:10 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha... I thought the same thing too.

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, September 27, 2008 12:50 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I also thought of n/a!

I wish I had an Office doppelganger.

― quincie, Saturday, September 27, 2008 11:50 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i thought of n/a as well

― you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 27, 2008 12:17 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Me too, but I didn't say anything to Sunny. "Hey, look! that man on the TV looks one of them guys on the internets!"

― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, September 27, 2008 1:41 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Rich Sommer: the Greg Dulli of 2008.

Lex has also (recently) met both myself and Raw Patrick, putting it up to at least 15. He may attempt to deny this, but it's true.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU4NDMwNTM0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjUxMTUzMQ@@._V1._SX450_SY321_.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/133149205_56805f5b8c.jpg?v=0

blueski
matt dc
laurel
surmounter
j0hn d
ken c
tza
masonic
latebloomer
jw

Wait, my photo of Rich Sommer disappeared. I wasn't just posting a photo of n/a for no reason.

It was this one:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1158126848/nm1360860

louis, neither you nor raw patrick are top posters. in any sense of the word i guess, but most pertinently you are not in the list at the top of the thread.

oh wait this is some alternative truth top 100 taken from ages ago, Lex otm, bah

also meeeeow

and steve shasta is worth -10

― akm, Saturday, July 5, 2008 2:47 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

vs.

also great running into Mr. Shasta right outside

― akm, Wednesday, October 1, 2008 11:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:-\

I don't really have anything to say here, I just wanna get that GIANT BAR OF BLACK STRIPES off the new answers so it stops hurting mine eyes.

8-)

You know you can turn that feature off?

What feature? I like seeing who made the last post on new answers so I can decide whether to click on it, or wait for an answer by someone who isn't an idiot. Just that particular screen name was doing mine eyes in.

Are actual, defined, "FAP"'s a thing of the past? is it all less 'formalised' thesedays?

I know, I'm not exactly in a position to turn up a plenty times to them, just, um.... sentence ends.

Kate, ah right, fair enough then.

also i have allegedly met dom (lol) but i was hugely wasted and don't recall this at all - thankfully i am assured it was a brief meeting

I think you were in the same room at the same time but didn't actually talk to each other, mostly because you were too drunk to really be of any use to anyone. You would have spoken otherwise, because this was during that era when you and Dom were Best Internet Friends, the one you both pretend never happened.

http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-biggie_tupac.jpg

You're wearing that scarf a little too high.

Settin' trends

I remember FAPping... it all went wrong after the Great Schism and now the Other Place don't even invite us to Poptimism any more. Boo hoo hoo etc.

Lol passive-aggression.