happy st patrick's day!

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errr, yeah, i'm about three hours early. but who cares! i will spare a thought for y'all while i am drinking cheap beer and eating anton's green-food concoctions! happy guiness drinking to y'all! i luv ronan keating! so there!

di, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three hours and a day, but bless your cynicism. i shall most certainly be toasting the alpha race with half a pint of weak lager tomorrow.

nickie, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that didn't make any sense. for cynicism read enthusiasm.

nickie, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah I was kind of wondering had I got my dates wrong all these years. Hooray for non holidays! and a day off monday......

Ronan, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*hic* There's some sort of party for the day happening at a friend's place on Sunday, so I'll be there instead of at a bar, where the beer will be terribly overpriced, I'm sure.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to see Jon Carter dj. Getting in free thanks to my friend who is providing support. The beer will indeed be overpriced at that too, though I may be on the water for alot of the night, depending on a few variables.

I just hope I don't repeat my Patricks day performance of last year, when I fell on my face and had a face like the elephant man in time for my 18th birthday.

Ronan, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bejabers isn't it after being a lovely day! top of the mornin to the lot of ye.

DV, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"...though I may be on the water for alot of the night, depending on a few variables."

Why Ronan? Are you pregnant?

Pyth, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've always been puzzled as to how corned beef became associated with the Irish here in America. Anybody know?

lawrence kansas, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you pregnant?

No don't be crazy, the only child I look after is myself.

Ronan, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Re: corned beef -- probably some crazy Boston thing.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blame it on Boston. Has a nice ring to it.

lawrence kansas, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

err, its not the wrong day for me. remember i live in new zealand.

di, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

where ppl walk on their heads and Men At Work = classic rock

mark s, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

di, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just got in, I spent St. Patrick's Day with shamrocks tattooed to my boobs, running around with my girlfriend who got into an argument with her boyfriend then we were all in this limo? It was weird, we just like walked up to it and the guy was like "Sure I'll drive you around", he even gave us beers. What the hell? Then we went to a pile of Irish bars, and we almost got into a fist fight while playing darts with this prissy girl in a big sweatshirt who called us hos. Then we went to another Irish bar without the boys, and an Irish kid asked me if I'd fancy a shag, and I punched another guy in the face and we ran out and went to someone's house for a little bit. It was even better than last year.

Ally, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you guys all go out on the 16th or something? And obviously stay out till the 17th starts.

Er sorry it's just I'm used to TOMORROW being a bank holiday, and everyone here will be going out tonight. Although everyone went out last night aswell, I had a small party in my house and then got sick on myself and went to bed. It was still fun though.

Ronan, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In NYC, the parade is always on Saturday, ergo that's when we go out. We don't have Monday off because it's not a "real holiday" here, but also they don't do the parade on Sundays, even if that's the real St. Patrick's Day, because it goes past several churches and it is against the rules to do parades, etc on Sundays on 5th Avenue because of that.

Ally, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm mystified that no one has asked Ally if her hand is okay or not.

Tracer hand, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally is even more fucking hardcore than I am. Of COURSE her hand is all right.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally rises up such matters and regards the rest of the world as mere ants.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, I've punched the brick wall in my living room in a drunken fit at my birthday party fighting with Ramon over Turbonegro, Otis and Solinger can vouch for that come to think of it. No flabby faced drunken Irish boy is going to hurt my hand.

Ally, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...
It's my opinion that Men at Work are "classic rock" really pretty much anywhere one goes, and damn the local reception. Last week Colin Hay appeared as a semi-random metaphor-troubador on the season premiere of Scrubs: his voice was as perfect and affecting as ever, and I was reminded how strong and sophisticated his songwriting has always been.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

la la la. ooh yay happy st patrick's day nabisco!!

jones (actual), Thursday, 10 October 2002 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...
So....what are y'all doing for St. Patrick's Day? I'm supposed to go to my cousin's for a low-key food feast. But honestly, I'd rather go to a bar.

Oh, and did you see the Onion this week? They had a lot of St. Patrick's Day articles. The Shamrock Shake one was the best, but I couldn't find it on the site.

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

tonight I'll be staying in and avoiding all the amateur drinkers who only go to the pub twice a year

j0e (j0e), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Going out all weekend I guess, the weather's nice as it has been the last few years for Patricks Day. So yeah, get me my shillealaigh.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

My band will be playing a house show in Washington DC at a place called the Notasquat and eating the vegetarian food theymake for bands. 'Twill be awesome!

Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Being busy on the day itself, might get a drink at one of the local bars that night, but I'll avoid the Irish-themed ones. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

why do people make a big deal out of St Patricks Day? (*feels ashamed as everyone stares annoyed at me - oh how their eyes burn right into the heart of my very soul, whimper*)

stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

St. Patrick's Day is on a Monday here...we're having an office pot-luck. Woo-hoo!

According to my calender, the day before St. Patty's Day, March 16th, is "Freedom of Information Day", and appropriately enough, also Flavor Flav's birthday. Now that's what I'm talking about!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not Irish and I hate fun so I'm doing nothing. (Oooh lok at be kill tha'voib)

Ed (dali), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

St. Patrick's Day is on a Monday here

Umm...

Archel (Archel), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked it when the Daily Show called it "the re-enforcin' o' the stereotypes."

teeny (teeny), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Purim is the next day! (well it starts the night of March 17.) More drinking!!! (with cross-dressing!) Man oh Manischewitz!

rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

my college assignment work is done! i am free for paddys day! hooray! i'll be sleeping in the morning/afternoon, drinking in the evening/night!

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

you did the assignment? urrrgh don't remind me of it

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm going to wear a green shirt.

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

controversial

Ed (dali), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The one day out of the year I'm glad I don't live in NYC.

Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

yeh i did the interview this morning, and i just did the editing and talking. there's still loadsa time anyway...

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't that the Onion, teeny?

Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I won't be in Kilburn obviously. There's always people with collection tins for the Corrs, I mean, haven't they got enough money already??

chris (chris), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Rosemary has revealed herself to be a two-day-binge DRUNK. Well done.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I will be dying Gareth and Tim's hair green on Saturday night, whether they like it or not. I have a sexy green shirt! Too bad I look like a sickly alien if I put on green! Maybe I will punch someone this year, but I don't think I will. Nothing will live up to the previous two years :(

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 14 March 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be celebrating on Monday by staying in and rereading the complete surviving works of St. Patrick, of course. It's only 20 pages long, so I'll have probably have time to read Murchiu's Life Of St. Patrick (another 20 pages) too.

caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 15 March 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't that the Onion, teeny?

If if was then Jon stole it; I saw it a couple of days ago.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 15 March 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Revive?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally's shirt was indeed hott. Walking over the Manhattan Bridge this evening I heard the faintest sound of bagpipes in the distance but that's all I've gotten from this St. Paddy's day.

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

If only it was happy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

shit i had a good paddys day...in fact it was the best evur.....becuz i stayed at a healthy merry mezzanine the WHOLE TIME....and thats fucking unusual fer me...listen i love aLL u bastids .....i havent even read this thread yet but im gonna filler up.....*hugs*

lots of hugs ....lots of kisses...i just had an AWESOME time in NYC! mwah mwah

Michael B, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i even luv Ned too...THE GOTH BASTID!

Michael B, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

did they let the homos march in the NYC st.patrick's day parade this year?

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no.

Destroy the parade. It SUXXX and lasts all day long and Midtown fills with drunk teenage boyz accosting anything female. DUD DUD DUD.

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Samantha Mumba was the leader of the Dublin parade - she has a great tan for an Irish woman.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you some sort of racist?

RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

No, why do you ask?

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just feeling the voibe, that was the only thing irish I could think to do.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

THE PARADE IS GREAT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE HATES THE IRISH AND FUN AND LOVES SNAKES. Actually the parade is pretty terrible except for the fact that there are an awful lot of really sexy men in uniforms in it, since like half of FDNY and NYPD are Irish.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

How many trouser-snake jokes did you hear this weekend along the lines of 'He may have rid Ireland of snakes but he missed this one here fnar fnar' and other *hilarious* variations?

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Unfortunately, none.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, I'm Irish. That also didn't stop a drunk fireman from yelling at me last week in a bar 'cause I'm against the war.

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That was probably the guy I was seeing.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think so, didn't you post a pic of him somewhere? Are you not seeing him anymore?

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Btw the Irish for Happy St Patrick's Day is "Beannachtai na Feile Padraig." It is vital and key that you all know this.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I never post pictures. It's a mystery, whether or not I am seeing him. I would consult the magic eight ball but I don't have one. "All signs point to YES"? No, I don't think so. Foolish eight ball.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hold on, I've got one of those here at work, let me ask it.

*shakes up ball, reads answer*

It also says all signs point to yes. Maybe it's foolish too.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that's the only answer the magic eight ball gives, Ned.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

It can't be true! I will ask it whether that's the case!

It rather boldly stated "My reply is no."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"ask again later"

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That magic eight ball is CHEEKY and INSOLENT and you should be rid of it, Ned.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I have it? I need some direction in my life.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It could well be mouthing off, but maybe it's just in a mood. I'll feed it some pellets.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil is CHEEKY and INSOLENT and you should be rid of it, Ned.

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll feed it some pellets.

Enough with the slug references, already!!

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara's mind is obsessed. And why hstencil implicitly wants pellets disturbs my gentle soul.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What type of pellets? Hamster?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought slug pellets but I am obsessed, apparently.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose! Does hstencil want hamster pellets and chew toys, then? Is this the key to taking care of his insolence?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The Irish for slug is spadán.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

What abot...OWL PELLETS

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Now we're talking.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll take some lead pellets, administered by shotgun, please.

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

A pellet is a piollaire. This is fascinating, huh?

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I knew Gaelic.

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara is apparently LYING.

No lead pellets, hstencil. That would sting.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I know Irish, the Irish for which is Gaeilge. I'm not sure what Gaelic is meant to refer to - what the Scots speak perhaps? Or a generic term i.e. Gaelic languages?

Slán abhaile!

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

an awful lot of really sexy men in uniforms

damn and i missed it!

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Gah, St Patrick's day. Y'see the thing is I have no objection to a bunch of people going out and getting drunk, given the nature of my job I positively encourage it but there's something about needing a reason to get drunk that I object to. Do it for yourselves, not for the Guinness corporation, course I never touch the stuff round March 17th but that's by the by I'm sure i had a point a minute ago oh god I'm battered, oh yeah, that's it, I'm Cornish, not Irish, if everyone tried co-opting our various saint's days I'd be a bit annoyed, CELEBRATE THE DAYS OF ST. JUST, ST.TUDY, ST. MICHAEL, ST. IVES, ST COLUMB AND APPROXIMATELY 240 OTHERS or die trying, frankly.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, Mary. We'll find more of them, our city has many. In fact, they come to you! They came to my workplace yesterday, claiming an alarm was tripped and then chatted with me! It was the highlight of the entire work year!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

:)

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...
irish soda bread omg hfs wtf

http://www.cooksrecipes.com/recipe_pics_2/irish_soda_bread.jpg

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

yuck soda bread.

i had 2 pints of guinness tonight.

kiss me I'm irish. begorra.

Ronan O'Ronan. (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

hooray for guinness, in spite of the rumor of rats scuttling around barrels. but that was in the last century. my professor said there's a dish with boiled cabbage and potatoes mashed together. that sounds good, but i dunno about boiled bacon.

youn, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

guinness is amazing. I was so converted in the last year, it is the greatest drink ever, but you need it here I think, I had a pint in London last month and it was filthy.

Ronan O'Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

omg soda bread STUFF IT IN MY FACE

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i want guinness so bad!

brien o'brien, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

QAEFJLANDF,MANDCLAC['AJD;LJA;FVKJADJFVAKNJFLKEDNFLJANLCVJANLJD

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

that's Irish for "lend me some sugar"

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

let's all go to bennigans and dine and dash

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

is maith liom shamrocks

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh. Wednesday hipster night at a local bar (which I've DJed a couple times) is being upstaged by Irish sing-a-longs this week. Amateur nights like this aren't pretty in a college town. I will likely spend the time trying to get pals to drink beer in the privacy of one of our apartments. Maybe watch A Prayer For The Dying - I've been dying to see Mickey Rourke use a brogue.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

is fuath liom thu

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ich bin ein springfrield swapmeeter

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

was ist music

justus kohnckecekceckcekekeckekekecckeke (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiss me, I've been involved in a religous war for centurys, sorry about your dead children that died in a car bombing, they were just soldiers in my war. Thank you Americans for supporting my terrorist agenda. Drink Up!

Shawn Fein (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

there was no evidence tonight that it was st paddy's day.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Plastic paddies!!! people of the southern hemisphere!!! Today is your day to put on outsize hats, go to Kilburn and drink a drink that 9 times out of 10 you'd never normally drink!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

chris (chris), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

oh jeez I almost forgot about having to wear green today. What a bizzare holiday here in America.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a feeling that by about 11.30 tonight I am REALLY going to regret moving just up the road from an O'Neills.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck that St Patricks Day

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i typed that in an Andre3000 voice but it didn't come through very well

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

shoulda used html mate.

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

or perhaps worn a pink tartan jumpsuit

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

If I don't manage to blag for Felix Da Housecat tonight it's going to be a lean and sobering Paddys Day/Night. At least leaner anyway.

GRRRRR.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Devin O'Housekat you say? rock the bells young Ro

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's TWENTY FIVE euro, so annoying, if he wasn't playing Dublin tonight he would be at home picking pieces of toenail off the floor, scandalous. Of course this price only seems problematic now I might have to pay it.

Still can't wait mind you.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM GETTING SMASHED TODAY, DEEPLY FUCKING SMASHED, I'M GETTING SO SMASHED THAT THE ENTIRE NATION OF IRELAND WILL BE OUT OF ITS SUPPLY OF HARP/GUINESS...SO SMASHED THAT I WILL COMMIT FELLATIO ON A MIDGET AND THINK THAT HES A LEPRAUCHAN.

anthony, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

do you need an excuse to get smashed tho? what is the significance of today in relation to getting drunk? Do people still say "Oi'm so glard we got shota dose pesky snakes?" What's der big oidea? shit i'm being kinda offensive now - sorry Grandad...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

look, the last time i got smashed was shrove tuesday...its mostly about obscure catholic holidays (YEAH PANCAKES)

anthony, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

no excuse is needed but when the excuse is there... DRINK!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I plan on eating that most sacred of Irish dishes tonight- corned beef.

Tipsy McStagger (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i think you mean scarred

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/resource-room/meats/cutsofbeef/brisket-color.jpg

Paddy O'Furniture (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't have any green clothes, so I'm wearing green bracelets.

So they don't celebrate this abroad?! It's just American? WTF?!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, Sarah, I think you'll find they celebrate it in Ireland.

(wankiest holiday ever though, if you're not in Ireland or an Irish community. Like there's some kind of sacred obligation to get completely wankered and stuff. That's what university's for)

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah, aussies and Kiwis celebrate it here. as well as loads of people who's grandmother's budgie once farted in the direction of Dublin and thus claim Irish heritage

chris (chris), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm celebrating by wearing my bright yellow & black Peelander Z t-shirt, and ordering a full rack of baby back ribs at lunch.

oh, and I'm listening to teh Catherine Wheel right now. I love celebrating holidays.

Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiss me, I've been involved in a religous war for centurys, sorry about your dead children that died in a car bombing, they were just soldiers in my war. Thank you Americans for supporting my terrorist agenda. Drink Up!
-- Shawn Fein (Mygreenisredwithbloo...), March 17th, 2004.

What is this bigoted bullshit doing on a St. Pat's thread (and anonymous, too)? The number of "Americans" or Irish-Americans supporting anything NI-related is -very- small, and if they were funding anything IRA, a lot of them probably didn't even realize it. No one holds the immigrants accountable for coming over here to separate IA's from their cash.

Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

here in Blighty it seems pretty half-hearted, as opposed to the eighth-hearted way the other Patron Saint days are reluctantly acknowledged. maybe a Patrick v George FITE is in order, big fat dragon vs selection of adders etc.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

as well as loads of people who's grandmother's budgie once farted in the direction of Dublin and thus claim Irish heritage

what's Phil Babb up to these days anyway?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

still wincing after that collision with the post v Chelsea in 1999 no doubt

chris (chris), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Beannachtai na Feile Padraig

Youn's dish = boxty, coddle, or -- ?

It is odd to think of people needing a reason, or an excuse, to drink Guinness.

Most talk about Dublin vs other Guinness is, I've long held, a myth.

I have a wee souvenir from the Guinness museum which contains frozen Guinness or something. Actually I am not sure what it contains. I am after getting mixed up. I will check and report back.

Is THE VICAR going to be in Berlin for St P's Day? Perhaps that might help him rediscover his (London) roots.

And is nickie at the top of the thread the Nickie what I have met?

the finefox, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think it's a total myth, from recent experience, though I think it's something which has probably been exaggerated over the years by the usual homesick Irishman thing.

That souvenir can be exchanged for a free pint at the Guinness Storehouse I think.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hm... I don't *think* so. It is *from* the Guinness Storehouse. Unless that is different from the Guinness Museum. But no, it isn't. I am after confusing myself now.

the finefox, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I too have that souvenir. There's a black plastic ring attached to it that, when you go up to the 360-degree-view bar at the top of the Storehouse, which is a lovely place to sit for a couple of hours and sip at your drink, you exchange for a pint. But the souvenir you keep. I was pondering it the other day.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

What did it say?

I don't know where mine is now. I want to find it.

the finefox, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

It doesn't say anything! Or rather, all it does say/show is the logo plus the website.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I know. But I thought that when you *pondered* it, the spirit of Arthur Guinness might have emerged and mysteriously imparted something.

the finefox, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh right, that it did. It said "Drink more Guinness," which I felt appropriate under the circumstances.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I have one of the souvenirs too: be warned, they leak.

Conor (Conor), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I could have a little bit of guinness today.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

*good thoughts for El Diablo*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

yayayay its st pattys day.
i bartended tonight. i didnt think i was going to be doing so, so i wore a nice sweater thinking i would change (i wore a nice sweater over my server shirt). but when i found out i was bartending, i couldnt change because i have to be more formal-looking behind the bar. a few taps blew up on me, so my nice black Kenneth Cole v-neck smells like Fordham Tavern Ale and the Weiss that my restaurant brews. I have mentioned mismanagement at my place a few times on other threads, and im sorry if i sound like a broken record, but tonight was especially bad. our guiness wasnt tapped correctly (today of all days!!!) so either it was too flat with no head, or had two inches of head (killians was even worse. i could let that tap go into the pint glass, and keep pouring straight down with no tilt to the glass, and still have no head on the beer), and the only way to pour a perfect pint was to throw a whole other pint of head into the sink. and, even better, we RAN OUT OF PINT GLASSES TONIGHT (it usually happens on a busy night, but its easier to get by because on other nights we sell more mixed drinks, highballs, etc., and pint glasses are less necessary).... Imagine coming up to a bar, and ordering a guiness, and hearing the bartender say (me in this case hahaha) "we are out of pint glasses and I have already taken the order of ten customers before you, so it will be another 10-15 minutes before I can even pour your drink". would you stand up and walk out on me? ;-) of course, when someone was nice enough to call a highball drink (and it is nice... if you see that your bartender is in the weeds, get a fucking 7 and 7 instead of a perfect rob roy up please!), i would discover that the speed gun was mishooked. imagine being a bartender, having a twenty minute wait for pint glasses, and having someone come up to you and say "7 & 7 please", and inwardly thanking the lord that you could at least turn over one fucking order, pouring the seagrams 7, and then hitting the lemon button on the gun, and finding diet coke coming out from the damn thing instead. i wasted a few ounces of seagrams in this way tonight. oh, and i did i mention that, on one of the busiest bar days of the year, our happy hour drink was frozen drinks (every wednesday)? i mean shit, my speed gun isnt working, i have no pint glasses, 75 people are calling orders, i have to pour service bar, so all the waiters are yelling at me too, and some clique of illeterate sorrority sisters have to call ten fucking frozen strawberry daquiris at $3 a piece! did i mention that my one blender blew out? did i mention that i am a heavy smoker working at a non-smoking bar?

I dont want anyones sympathy, i just want everyone to know that this was one of the most hilarious nights in foodservice history, and that i can handle $1500 in bar sales with one arm tied behind my back. If anybody in DC is reading this, get me a fucking job at Platinum or St. Ex or Saki!

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY!

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 18 March 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

*SO FUCKING DRUNK*

Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 18 March 2004 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

8 guinesses, two kilkennies, a gin and tonic, two rye and gingers, and 3 ounces of bushmills

anthony, Thursday, 18 March 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish there was a day when people got to adopt stereotypical behaviour of other ethnic groups... if there were days when we all pretended to be comedy Jews, Englishmen, Scots, African Americans, etc. then we'd see how you liked it.

actually, this sounds like a great idea.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 18 March 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

oy vey good Sir, hoot mon fo shizzle

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 18 March 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

god i was drunk last night, though on Scottish Brown Ale not guiness. am i a traitor to 25% of my heritage? anyways, it would be funny to have a jewish holiday where everyone pretendes to be jewish, especially if everyone pretended to be like my jewish grandmother, who, after 1/4 of a glass of manishevitz, says "oh my, im so tipsy, i need to go to sleep." this has to be said in the thickest brookline/newton/boston accent evah too ;-)

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 18 March 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...
It's nearly that time of year again.

kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

st patty's day 2005!

lychee mello (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

oops, sorry.

kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
La Fheile Padraig shona daoibh go leor!

Venga (Venga), Friday, 17 March 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

SHut up your elvish tongue!

Let us remember good Sainte Patty - he drove the snakes from Ireland - now he can return to drive the bird flu from the freakin' world! C'mon Sainte Patty! DONT DISS US!

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 17 March 2006 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

but he got rid of those snakes by giving them bird flu. can't bite the hand that feeds you

ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

Saint Patty?

http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/images/patti.gif

Dadaismus the Blind (of Alexandria) (Dada), Friday, 17 March 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

Your"SAinte Patty" seems to have contracted bird flu. The only way to destroy bird flu is the power of Buddah and Neptune.

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 17 March 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/05/16/image2819389g.jpg

remy bean, Monday, 17 March 2008 06:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.google.com/logos/stpatricks_08.gif

jergïns, Monday, 17 March 2008 07:12 (seventeen years ago)

more like saint rat trick

jergïns, Monday, 17 March 2008 07:15 (seventeen years ago)

more like saint at prick

DavidM, Monday, 17 March 2008 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck St Patrick's Day.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/AHPB.jpg
Greehey hee! I'm a Leprechuan!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

i dont drink or believe in god but as someone from a family of irish catholics i say YAY ST PATS DAY!

sunny successor, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

Except it ISN'T, sez the Catholic Church:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7300466.stm

Masonic Boom, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

I think the last thing Irish Catholics care about is what the Catholic Church has to say about anything.

Laurel, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

OK, I'm heading into New York, and I'm most certainly not wearing any green, any fuxor pinches me - they're gonna get a smack in the kisser.

Porkpie, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Except for the actual Irish, in Ireland. They care rather a bit.

x-post

Masonic Boom, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/16/89-saint-patricks-day/

it's still crap.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

It's a dumb holiday.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

I wore green by accident. I was running late and my green jacket was already on the floor in a pile.

xxp: oh sorry, I was just basing that on the last one I slept with, outside of marriage, while drunk and high and using contraception. But YMMV.

Laurel, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

irish soda bread at work this morning

carne asada, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

I was not into it being St Patty's day and was supposed to meet someone at the bar tonight and was planning on refusing to be all LOL ST PATTY'S GIMME A GUINESS but then I found my stolen bike this morning and stole it back and am feeling kinda LUCK O THE IRISH so then I stopped at the bar after riding for 3+ hours and drank a bunch of Harp so HAPPY ST PATTY'S DAY YOU FUCKERS.

Now I shower.

nickalicious, Monday, 17 March 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

hspd, di & duane & maryann!

youn, Monday, 17 March 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU

daria-g, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

Except for the actual Irish, in Ireland. They care rather a bit.

x-post

-- Masonic Boom, 17 March 2008 14:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

um, rong.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't encounter any celebrations, even peripherally -- best SPD ever.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

Last night was the second time in my life that I have ever gone out drinking on St. Patrick's Day. It actually turned out to be a good experience. I spent the evening hanging out with some people that I barely even know...at one point, we ended up going to some abomination of an "Irish pub" that was actually charging $10 to get in the door!!! Wow! A dude I was with generously coughed up the admission fee for me ...I think we ended up going to a half-dozen bars over the course of the evening; though it seems like twice that many in retrospect.

At the end of the night, we failed to bluff our way into an after-hours place, and then I split from my party, urinated against the window of a bank, found a classic red kickball type ball, and wandered around booting it through various alleys and against the sides of buildings. It was positively therapeutic. As I get older I increasingly forget how so much of my life as a kid centered around the simple joys of stuff like that.

Today I woke up with one of those hangovers that has me feeling extraordinarily benevolent towards and largely at peace with the greater world.

dell, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

THIS WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

just kidding it was pretty good

deeznuts, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

After the day I had, that first beer was only eclipsed by the second and third beers, and the kiss from my wife at the end of the day.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 19 March 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

happy st. patty's, ILX!!

who's goin out tonight?

Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

Tonight? Surmounted I would have thought you of all people would have started the party as soon as you woke up.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

'Surmounted', good god. Thanks iPhone.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

Fuck St Patrick's Day.

― Raw Patrick, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:08 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mylene Cockfarmer (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

haha

http://imgsrv.kyw1060.com/image/DbGraphic/200903/1195987.jpg

omg maybe i should pour that little thing of gin in my tea...

Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

um my haha was for Ned -- raw patrick, we have to work on your irish cheer

Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

Terrible man for the curmudgeonry, that Raw Patrick

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

no money for boozin'. :( might throw on some pogues tho.

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:37 (sixteen years ago)

more like saint at prick

― DavidM, Monday, 17 March 2008 09:22 (1 year ago)

^still holds true.

Anybody outside of Ireland the US care about this 'holiday'?

DavidM, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:38 (sixteen years ago)

Publicans

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

students

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 14:05 (sixteen years ago)

Toronto does. Toronto plans on leaving work an hour early to go drinkin'.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://woodstockfilmfestival.com/images/logos/diageo/diageo_banner.jpg

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

Happy St. Patty's Day, ilx.

Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

Is Patty the American equivalent of Paddy?

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

merriweather post patty

POLLonius (country matters), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

St Packie.

http://www.crusadersafc.net/Auction/Images/00003b930c8r.jpeg

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1675000/images/_1676882_bonner_jonk.jpg
Put a jonk on it

willem, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

From this story.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

Is St. Patrick now offically the most popular Welshman in history?

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

Fuck St Patrick's Day.

― Raw Patrick, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:08 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mylene Cockfarmer (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, March 17, 2009 1:33 PM (3 hours ago)

Plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

Is St. Patrick now offically the most popular Welshman in history?

Surely not:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Tom_Jones_Hampton_Court_Palace_2007.jpg/220px-Tom_Jones_Hampton_Court_Palace_2007.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sure the girls threw undergarments - made of birch or something - at St. Paddy too

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon559large.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

papyrus

Plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

LET'S ALL RAISE A GLASS FOR CATHOLIC PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS ON THIS FINE FESTIVAL OF ROOTING OUT ENGLISH YEOMAN

Local Garda, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

I HAD A GOOD LISTEN TO DIRTY OLD TOWN THERE, A SONG WRITTEN BY AN ENGLISHMAN OF SCOTTISH EXTRACTION ABOUT SALFORD. GOOD CRAIC.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)

FAIR PLAY TO YOU.

Local Garda, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 10:52 (sixteen years ago)

I'M OFF TO WORK.

BOLLOCKS, AS WE SAY IN THE OLD COUNTRY.

Local Garda, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 10:52 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/33_216.jpg

harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)

Get yer Offical St. Paddy's Day Child Abuse Denier/ Paedophile Protector outfit here

The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

ay happy st patty's day you guys I'll be drinkin' a bud in memory of my fightin' ancestors in Kilmarnock tonight

MPx4A, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

Just ate a green fortune cookie. Irish motto: "Friendship, Love, & Loyalty." No lottery numbers though.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.totallypimpedout.net/Graphics/St_Patricks_Day/images/st_patricks_day_013.gif

velko, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)

top o' the mornin' to ye!

Neil S, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

Sláinte, everyone.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

Americans

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

Worse: tourists.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

I've never had a the opportunity to do radio programming on St Patrick's Day until today! Pulling out a TON of Thin Lizzy, Them and Van, lots of songs with "green" in the title...should be a lot of fun.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

Might not be able to get tomorrow off due to moron rota person at work. Bollocks.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

attractive cashier in benugo was wearing the stupid guiness hat. ne'er a more beautiful but disgusting savage.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

was in irish pub with irish friends this eve, finally admitted to myself that i enjoy beautiful day by u2

jabba hands, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

It's like there's some branding going on:

http://www.google.com/logos/stpatricksday10-hp.gif

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thepixart.com/stpatrickday/LuckyCharms.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

harbl, thank you for posting a pic from the wrold's best/worst catalog, Oriental Trading

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

a time for reflection and tribute...

http://chicago.metromix.com/content_image/full/1027539/560/370

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

I met someone named Rishi in a bar around St Pat's a couple of years ago. He was wearing a Tshirt that said, "Kiss me, I'm Rishi" which clearly I have not forgotten.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u276/AxMan150/31707show.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

"Irish Car Bomb" - very tasteful, Americans just wuv cuddly Irish terrorism

The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

I'd be more offended by the graphic design m'self.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

Irish Car Bombs raise ire

By Josefina Loza
WORLD-HERALD STAFF WRITER

Today, when you're wearing your green, crawling through pubs and downing an Irish Car Bomb cocktail or two, here's something to keep in mind:

That drink will make some heads explode. And probably not yours.

The 31-year-old concoction made up of Guinness stout, Bailey's Irish Cream and Irish whiskey makes many traditional Irish-Americans crazy. They hate all it stands for: The name makes light of serious historical and current events, and the potent cocktail glorifies drinking on a holiday they say has somber significance.

St. Patrick's Day drinks described as Irish Car Bombs are “tasteless” and “culturally insensitive,” said Chuck Real of the Irish American Cultural Institute in Omaha. He was shocked that such a cocktail existed in Irish-American pubs. He also isn't happy that people make Irish Car Bomb cupcakes and cakes such as those featured on today's Living cover.
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To Real, the name conjures up memories of unrest in Northern Ireland. Car bombs sometimes were the weapon of choice, and many believe that the Provisional Irish Republican Army was responsible. Bombings still occasionally happen Real cited three bomb threats in the past five years. They aren't funny, he said. They're lethal.

“St. Patrick's Day to the older generations and to those in Ireland has always been a day of obligation,” Real said.

But it's also a time to celebrate.

“You know why it's called a car bomb,” joked Jim Cavanaugh, an Omaha attorney of Irish descent. “It'll wreck your head.”

And defusing the Irish Car Bomb, pub owners say, is not likely, although one Omaha restaurateur changed the name of the drink after receiving several complaints following a reference in the World-Herald last week.

The Irish Car Bomb categorized as a boilermaker is often ordered in bars, including the Brazen Head, Kennedy's Irish Pub, O'Connor's Irish Pub and Old Chicago, to name a few in Omaha.

It was created on St. Patrick's Day in 1979 at Wilson's Saloon in Norwich, Conn.

Multiple sources say that Charles Burke Cronin Oat invented the cocktail after trying an Irish cream and coffee liqueur mixture. He felt something was missing. So he added Irish whiskey and later Guinness, then joked that “the IRA just showed up” because the drink started to foam over like a little explosion.

The drink curdles quickly, so people typically chug fast.

“That why I heard it messes with your head,” Cavanaugh said.

Like Real, Cavanaugh has deep Irish roots. He tries to visit the country once a year. His grandparents were among the first Irish immigrants to settle in Omaha, and his daughter was born on St. Patrick's Day.

The name of the drink doesn't offend him, though he isn't fond of the holiday's drunken debauchery.

“Irish Car Bombs ... that's an Irish-American concoction,” Cavanaugh said. “Just like corned beef and cabbage. It's not something that has any political resonance or cultural significance.”

But that's the hallmark of America, he said. “We brought a lot of different cultures, put them in the blender or pint glass and stirred them all up.”

And once they're stirred up, they lose more and more of their heritage. Real said he thinks younger Irish-Americans those whose families have been here for generations are far enough removed from Ireland that they don't see Irish Car Bombs as slurs.

After last week's reference to the drink, Real received a handful of calls and e-mails from members of his group. Kathleen McEvoy became so upset and short of breath that she had to use her oxygen tank to finish her conversation, he said.

“Don't you know that this could hurt people's feelings,” McEvoy, 80, later told The World-Herald. “It makes it seem that all Irish people were terrorists.”

What if cocktails were called “The 9-11” or “Afghan bomber,” she asked. “How would people feel then?”

In fact, the Irish aren't the only ones to take shots from drink names. Some other drinks available at various Nebraska bars: the Polish Car Bomb, the Sake Bomb, Kamikaze and the Abortion Shot.

Petrow's Restaurant had planned to serve Irish Car Bombs today, but now it's selling Guinness Floats.

Nick Petrow, owner of the longtime eatery at 5914 Center St., said he apologized to a handful of callers and e-mailers who were offended.

“We absolutely had no idea,” Petrow said. “The Irish community is the most celebrated ethnic community in the country. We wanted to dedicate a float to being Irish. I'm uneducated to the problems in Ireland, no matter how many years ago. We didn't mean to offend anyone, so we changed the name.”

Omaha's popular Irish bars, however, plan to go on as usual today. They will raise beer garden tents, bring in Irish bands, stock gallons of Guinness and sell more than a few Irish Car Bombs.

You'll find them at the Dubliner, a 30-year-old downtown Omaha landmark. For proprietor Frank Vance, it's a practical matter.

“We've sold them as long as I've owned the place 11 years,” he said. “I myself don't like the name. I don't like anything about it. But that's what it's called. You call a Kleenex a Kleenex, not a Scott's tissue.”

Real a history professor at Metropolitan Community College said there's nothing new about the controversy.

“The Irish have been picked on for hundreds of years.”

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

“The Irish have been picked on for hundreds of years.”

Oh boohoo

The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

i'm raising the price on all my wolf tones records today

http://www.rarefm.co.uk/reviews/riflesIRA.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Fortunately, two of my local bars are actually owned and heavily patronized by actual Irish people. I agree that Irish Car Bombs and Black and Tans are tawdry names but I am far, far more offended by people who opportunistically wear shitloads of tacky green and end (though the hardy may continue) their night puking up green beer or whatnot.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

I've never had a the opportunity to do radio programming on St Patrick's Day until today! Pulling out a TON of Thin Lizzy, Them and Van, lots of songs with "green" in the title...should be a lot of fun.

― Trip Maker, Wednesday, March 17, 2010 10:25 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Don't forget Rory Gallagher.

"Irish Car Bomb" - very tasteful

I dont know about tasteful, but it's pretty goddamn tasty!

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

St. Patrick's Day drinks described as Irish Car Bombs are “tasteless” and “culturally insensitive,” said Chuck Real of the Irish American Cultural Institute in Omaha.

^Jesus, lighten up, Chuck.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

They sound like they taste like ass.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

That's what I thought until I had about 8 last night. Pretty fucking good.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.odonnellpress.com/mollymalone_large.jpg

jabba hands, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yeah, thanks!
(for reminding me about Rory)

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

You're welcome. I blasted Irish Tour on the way to work in honor of the man.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

Black and Tan (the drink) has been around since the 19th Century so no connotations there.

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

Chuck Real

He was in that band that opened for Fear one time, right?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

Black and Tan (the drink) has been around since the 19th Century so no connotations there.

That's kind of a niggling point. How many people know that the drink predates the thugs?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

how people (Americans) know about the Black and Tans though?

gelatinous rube (brownie), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

There's a fair number, I'd wager.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

I do only from ILX.

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

i'm half irish and half english so every once in a while i like to buy a six of guinness and a six of bass and mix them at home. and get really drunk. and every time i do this THERE IS A WAR IN ME BELLY.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

I've only ever called them half and halfs since being scolded about it my freshman year of college.

And I've just realized that I am actually wearing black and tan today. Woops.

Clerk all KNOWIN (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

Happy Dead Maewyn's Day!

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

OK, I'll rephrase. Black and Tan as a drink has been around since C19 in mainland Britain and is drunk all year round without any specific focus of it being a novelty drink associated with a Saint's Day or having any vaguely Irish connotations whatsoever, referring to a mixture of stout (black) and beer (tan).

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

oh hey happy paddy's day all. i got to ride a penny farthing for a little while!

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

whoa howtf did i get so drunk on a holiday i don't even care about ;_;

harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

highlight of parade- a trailer full of pigs painted green, fighting. really makes u *think*

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

i went to one of those "irish" bars

harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

those places give me a headache

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

me too, but maybe not until tomorrow

harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

hmm are you sure it was a real irish bar- if you aren't hungover on your way out the door i fear you may have been fooled by a cheap imitation.

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

we only have cheap imitations in the u.s.

harbl, Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

we're only left with expensive imitations over here, tbh

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

except this place, this place is the real shit

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3142/2970442882_6ba56d273c.jpg

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

Local Cleveland girl was posting some hilariously-captioned pics of downtown partiers on her Twitter feed today: http://twitter.com/rebeccagallant

Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

Fuck St Patrick's Day.

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Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

that's pretty raw on st patrick

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

i just wanna know where the gold at

harbl, Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

IRL, my middle name is Patrick. Curiously enough, I, too, like to give ultimatums to snakes.

Aimless, Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

'Leprechaun' Robbery Suspects Killed After Police Chase

http://wtvf.images.worldnow.com/images/12156389_BG3.jpg

http://www.newschannel5.com/global/story.asp?s=12156389

scott seward, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.drink101.com/wherethegoldat/leprechaun.jpg

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

took two days off, which makes being drunk as fuck right now with four days off feel....AMAZING

I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

Irish Car Bomb cupcakes??

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

fuck st. patrick's day for making it impossible for me to hang out at a bar & enjoy a cheeseburger, which is all i really wanted out of the night.

ian, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

whoooooole lotta screaming going on outside my window
and i'm on the ninth floor

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

I had my green pancake.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

Will not be leaving building until at least 6pm.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

Why, is there an Irish Car Bomb outside?

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

There are probably at least a few thousand of them and it's only 10.30AM, in the stomachs of drunk people who aren't Irish in the slightest.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

i am not irish nor do i usually celebrate this holiday but i have an irish wool necktie that's green with an orange overcheck so i wore that today. and i'll be going to a corned beef dinner tomorrow, for which i made chocolate stout brownies last night (they turned out good).

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

shake hands with all of the neighbors

Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

i'll be going to a corned beef dinner tomorrow

I take it this is supposed to be Irish?

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

plz don't shatter any more US myths!

Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

The USA is the Land of Dreams I suppose

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

fun fun fun fun

Actually no, I don't do anything for St. Patrick's Day.

Getting down on fried egg (seandalai), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

I just clicked a few random US college radio streams on that radiocollective.org site that was plugged on ILM a couple of days ago, as I've been doing periodically since its mention to get some in-work listening, and they are all mentioning St Patrick's Day every 5 minutes and playing jaunty Flogging Molly-esque ska-punk with tweedly faux-Oirish fiddles and pipes.

S'pose what comes around goes around, since Northern Irish taxi drivers do like to hear their local imitations of country+western. Maybe there is a special day for that too.

dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

St. Budweiser's Day

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

Around here, we call that "Wednesday."

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

Note that, inevitably perhaps, corned beef means something different in the US than it does in the UK (and, errrrrrrrrr, Ireland)

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

This is what it's about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABQPeY2UwRI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRB9Ae1Ltqs

Getting down on fried egg (seandalai), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wmmr.com/Pics/Showcases/1951F/6036.jpg

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

madness on 5th ave right now

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

One year on st paddy's day I had to take the LIRR into Penn because I was going somewhere on Amtrak. The train was filled with off duty cops and drunk HS kids heading to the parade. It was a nightmare.

Another year I got thrown out of a Black 47 show (don't ask) for trying to pour my own beers from the wrong side of the bar. That was before I realized how much this days sucks.

ENBB, Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

Up now on unknown US college radio station, a version of Whiskey In The Jar which is basically Thin Lizzy's version with a gruffer vocalist, guitars played through an 80s digital "metal" pedal, and the snare engineered to sound like a monster truck hitting a wall.

I'm told that neither Irish nor American corned beef are anything like the disgusting canned version which was a school dinner staple of my British childhood, but I don't know if they resemble each other apart from that. What's the difference?

dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

Oh but my fav St. Patrick's Day thing is that when my parents lived in the city before they were married my dad went to the parade and then out drinking for the entire day. Late that night my mom answered the door to find a cop standing there only it wasn't a cop at all but my drunk dad in full police uniform including badge. Somehow he'd wound up drinking with some NYPD and convinced one of them that it would be funny if they switched clothes. My mom was so nervous about it that she took everything and threw it down the garbage chute.

ENBB, Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

st patricks day was fun when i was 20-22. now its just a bore.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

exactly

ENBB, Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

I'm told that neither Irish nor American corned beef are anything like the disgusting canned version which was a school dinner staple of my British childhood, but I don't know if they resemble each other apart from that. What's the difference?

I don't think there's any such thing as Irish corned beef. Anyway, it's salt beef.

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

... the stuff in the can is exactly what I thought it was, so the concept of a "corned beef dinner" struck me as a bit odd and not exactly something to look forward to

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

What American's think of as corned beef is, however, entirely diff than the English corned beef.

ENBB, Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

corned beef is sweet and corned beef hash is sweeter still

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

got a feeling Bloom eats something corned beef-y or at least thinks about it in Ulysses so none more Irish obv

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

a few years ago some friends of mine convinced me to go to the parade here, which is the sunday before St Pats..."IT WILL BE AWESOME". It was not awesome, here i am mid-thirties watching a bunch of teens get shitfaced beyond belief and falling down in the streets. Hooray for cheap beer and 20 year old boobs.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

man if there's anything better than cheap beer and 20 year old boobs I'm not interested

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't mind the holiday at all except for the people who celebrate it.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

All you need is some Fray Bentos and yer laffin' (xp)

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

xp okay with the latter, not so much with the former unless it produces the latter in which case cosign

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

tbh one of them is killing me and the idea of the other one is killing me so I shd probly leave it

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

It's a beautiful day here and after this horrible winter drinking all day in the sun sounds really nice right now.

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

I think the bad things about St Pat's are mostly a result of too many people in one place at one time. It would be way cooler if bars weren't too crowded to get in the door, much less get served in under 10 minutes, much less get a seat; if a lot of really unskilled drinkers weren't throwing up everywhere by about 9pm, and so on. It's just population density that makes it intolerable.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

I like Tartan Week/Day and the "Scottish"-themed celebrations just fine -- but it only affects a few establishments, and if that annoys you you can go to the dingy Irish bar across the street, where Budweiser is like $3 cheaper.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

they're serving corned beef at Sh4rlene's, but no, I can't go into a bar tonight

Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Tartan Week? We get the whole week do we?

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

never have been gladder to work from home in a caribbean neighborhood

max, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

my bf is working bar today... it was packed at 10 a.m.

B0hn J. (Lamp), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

Tom, you get a whole week! With honest to god Scottish dignitaries and visiting musical acts and everything.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

Well it's true we probably drink even more than the Irish but not 7 times as much

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

got a group of mexican teenagers to play gaelic football yesterday. give me six months, ill turn them into a great junior b team

Michael B, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

eh, it's as much of an amateur night as new years or halloween, i sure as hell will be avoiding any bars especially ones that have televisions in them -- the convergence of st patrick's day and the start of the ncaa tourney -- god i can't even imagine the assfoolery going on as we speak

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

I used to be a skilled drinker but I'm rusty these days.

Getting down on fried egg (seandalai), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

It's true about dignitaries, fyi -- I met the Lord Provost of Edinburgh one year! She joked around about accidentally losing the fancy jewelry of her office off the side of a ferry.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

Always wondered how many Americans had ancestors who actively persecuted(or just plain invaded and killed) Irish folks rather than be descended from those who were.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'm guessing a lot of people have both! Fun for the whole family.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

well if this place is anything to go by http://www.nmni.com/uafp

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Rather a lot I'd say. Though they stole their land rather than killed them. (xxxp)

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

The "Irish" Irish didn't really show up till the mid 19th century?

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

In search of potatoes

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

And corned beef

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

You can hardly blame them, as apparently our corned beef is a work of culinary mastery compared to yours.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2011/03/18/amd_fountain.jpg

buzza, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

got a group of mexican teenagers to play gaelic football yesterday. give me six months, ill turn them into a great junior b team

GAA needs more Latin flair imo. I'm hoping for great things from all the Brazilian kids growing up in the country now.

Number None, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna go to PT McSweeneygans Authentic Irishe Pubbe and order a Bloody IRA Orphan Bomb! 2 for 1 drink specials today!

scott seward, Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

Aaaaand my neighbors are observing the day with a little "burnin' o' the green." Normally I don't mind but the smell is damn strong today.

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

one of my 35 yr old friends takes today off to go drinking...DUDE YOUR ARE IN YOUR MID-THIRITES.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

i mean im all for going out drinking, but taking a day off to do it is so 20's.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

St. Patrick's Day has to rank right under New Year's Eve as Amateur Drunk Night.

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

uh huh.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Or worse, Amateur Drunk Night from New Jersey.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

It's a beautiful day here and after this horrible winter drinking all day in the sun sounds really nice right now.

― brownie, Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:53 AM

this is very tru btw
i might just take tomorrow of to do this

Aerosol, Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

Only one oversized green foam hat sighted in the office today, so it's going okay.

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iORqVxX3928

uptight cultural event (Eazy), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

It's also my birthday today. I've always had mixed feellings about St. Patty's Day because I don't want it to overshadow St. Matty's Day.

Moodles, Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

awww happy birthday!

ENBB, Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

Nobody's posted this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw

Getting down on fried egg (seandalai), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

Thank you!

xpost

Moodles, Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

i mean im all for going out drinking, but taking a day off to do it is so 20's.

― The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, March 17, 2011 1:14 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Allowed today, though, because its the first day of the NCAA tourney (at least the top 64).

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

i did this a few years ago on day one of the tourney, took a half day, went into boston, met a friend at a pub, drank for hours, then went to Bruins V Montreal at the Garden. Good times.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

Well played, sir.

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

At work. Wearing my Pogues shirt. They have a massive pot luck so there's corned beef and cabbage up the wazoo, whole place stinks like grandma's ass (not my grandma, the generic grandma)...but I have been happily grazing on pie and brownies all morning. I may indulge in a little colcannon.

No beerishness tonight - going to see Rango with a couple of co-workers. Woo.

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

Have to say though, was never ridiculously into the eating/drinking/party side of St Paddy's Day, but I really do love the music...reminds me of all the daggy folk and Irish music festivals Mum used to drag me to.

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

Pogues-y classics aside, I don't have any stomach for "Celtic rock" so...no. Prefer death by endless trad fiddle jig tbh.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

I like a bit of Dropkicks but I don't go ape for the rock much. worship the pogues, have for 20 years. but mostly I am a huge sucker for all the daggy trad stuff like Fields of Athenry, Carrickfergus, Black Velvet Band, Tell Me Ma ...kinda fussy over who sings it and how it's sung tho

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

tomorrow is St Joseph's Day, for self-sacrificng foster fathers.

Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

Fitting that the day after St. Patrick's is in honor of the guy the chewable aspirin is named for.

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

paddy's day back home involved getting up early to drive down the island to watch the pipe bands. Rest of day was visiting friends and relatives, eventually resorting to force in the refusal of tea and sandwiches.

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

Aw, go on, go on, go on.

ENBB, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

srsly

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

i had conveniently forgotten that it was st patricks until a mid 50s couple showed up at work around 11 AM shitfaced and wearing flashing mardi gras led shamrock necklaces. he wanted to play guitar for her which is easier if you can actually play guitar/stand up under your own power.

this will happen several more times today. blarrgh

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

haha i just downloaded chords and lyrics for dirty old town, be by in a minute

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

AMATEUR NIGHT

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Sorta dreading the T ride home although maybe it'll bring the LOLs. If anyone pukes on me they're gettin' decked.

ENBB, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

OK I've never hit anyone in my life and am unlikely to start tonight. However, they'd def get some really nasty looks.

ENBB, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

drove to work today thank god. just have to worry about drunk drivers no big deal :/

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

makes me so proud

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

Can't wait until Cinco de Mayo when we all get to take a late afternoon nap!

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

Or Casimir Pulaski day when we all try to screw in light bulbs and fail miserably.

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

now cinco de mayo on the other hand is fucking awesome in my neighborhood and totally insane, but in a good way

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Shamrocks & Sombreros, 'tis the season.

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't St. Joseph's day the 19th?

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

st paddys day in mayo, bonus

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

saw some meatheads call a high shcool girl a tramp. now home, drinking alone as it should be

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

cranking the Pogues tbh

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

ditto

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

on the ride home i saw a guy pissing in his front lawn while his friends tried to climb on to the roof of their porch

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

lol ;_;

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

man tonight is gonna be the worst---i live right near a bunch of d-bag bars and fully expect a non-stop parade of ~carousers~ barfing past my windows

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

saw at least four different EMS trucks roaring through downtown clevo this afternoon after the parade

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

::closes eyes, thinks of England::

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

only with hate in yr heart

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

only time of the year im glad i live in dryland

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

fuck this holiday btw

N.B. i'm racist, toward irish

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

fyi snakes no longer on a plane /st paddy

brownie, Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

had lolsubway for lunch and there was a girl passed out in the locked bathroom, they had to take apart the door and get the cops to come. she didn't die or anything.

iatee, Friday, 18 March 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

~america~

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Friday, 18 March 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

this holiday sucks when you haven't had a chance to make friends yet. thinking of last year, drinking jack daniels in my friend tadhgs kitchen and dancing to chic. this year was not the same. btw im glad its now and not then *overall* but right this second i wish it was then.

plax (ico), Friday, 18 March 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

Seems like you could make a lotta (temporary) friends on 3/17.

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 18 March 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

eh i had work until after midnight. drank disaronno w/ workmates and went home

plax (ico), Friday, 18 March 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

not tryna be all emo, just wistful

plax (ico), Friday, 18 March 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

aww

ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

gbx otm

goole, Friday, 18 March 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

whishtful

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Friday, 18 March 2011 09:27 (fourteen years ago)

fuck SPD and can we banhammer anyone who calls it "st patty's day"?

suggest and ban is my favourite combination (history mayne), Friday, 18 March 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

mod request forum imo

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Friday, 18 March 2011 10:04 (fourteen years ago)

took today off...v hungover so it was a good call. don't care what work think of paddy's obvious booze day off. had a date near knightsbridge last night which was absolutely amazing, apart from fact she has a bf. then back to bethnal green and had a few beers till late enough. think i spoke to some people i didn't know, somehow, barely remember it. woke up at 11 and missed a precautionary blood test i had scheduled for this morn.

Ask Nult What Your Country Can Do For You (Local Garda), Friday, 18 March 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.achilltourism.com/images/bands-pollagh.jpg

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Friday, 18 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

^ how real paddy's day goes

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Friday, 18 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

think I would prefer this version

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 18 March 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

i'm on dmac's side

utterfilth (whatever), Friday, 18 March 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

yesterday i had my first black and tan. felt very patriotic.

caek, Friday, 18 March 2011 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

by 'this' version I mean the version in dmac's photo

also I really am quite fond of bagpipes

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 18 March 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

that url says pollagh but rly it's miles from pollagh

That's one of my locals in the background, and several cousins are in shot

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

ps vg we've got about five pipe bands in 3 square miles. Tho i missed them this year, hence nicking pic from site.

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

lol if i was home i would upload classic macnas st patricks parades from the 90s

plax (ico), Saturday, 19 March 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

xpost darragh I want to visit!

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 19 March 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

we need ur touism, i'm on a % here

Xp macnas suck

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 March 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

what is macnas?

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 19 March 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

rap/trad group started by nas

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

wait a minute...

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 19 March 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

ok, funny st patrick's day related story i just remembered from last year.

the saturday after st patrick's day there's generally parades in glasgow where republican flute bands play. These parades and bands are alligned to northern irish political paramilitary republican groups, i.e. one in the east end of the city is put on by the WOSBA who are affiliated with the political wing of the Real IRA and one in the south side of the city is ran by cairde na heireann which is basically the scottish wing of Sinn Fein. as you can imagine these are fairly controversial, especially as their routes take them through working class areas, which while fairly heavily catholic, i.e. govan or shettleston, still have a large minority or small majority of protestants. anyway last year i was sitting in work when a band starts going by, i'd totally forgotten the date and expected it would be an Orange march, as the majority of flute and drum sort of parades in glasgow are and essentially they sound exactly the same and are only audibly discernible if you listen to the melody and recognise the song. maybe a couple hundred people were at it. a group of about 4 guys attacked it, which is almost admirably psychotic, and were chased away, narrowly avoiding a complete doing. one of the guys got away round a corner and obviously believing himself hidden from pursuing police (which he was) and out of the eyes of the public (he wasn't) he proceeded to take off his trousers and his underpants, which he had soiled, he then put his trousers back on and ran away down by the Clyde. the underpants were there for over six months until they one day disappeared.

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 19 March 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

my manager used to take great joy in pointing them out to people when he walked up the bookies at lunch time.

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 19 March 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

ha ha wow

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 19 March 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha!

ailsa, Sunday, 20 March 2011 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

when do people start drinking on st paddy's day

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:43 (thirteen years ago)

this is the fucking worst

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

man tonight is gonna be the worst---i live right near a bunch of d-bag bars and fully expect a non-stop parade of ~carousers~ barfing past my windows

― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:36 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw at least four different EMS trucks roaring through downtown clevo this afternoon after the parade

― brownie, Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:38 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

::closes eyes, thinks of England::

― brownie, Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

it's fine, it's a saturday... will be exactly the same as any other saturday if you're in the uk.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

Wow, I didn't even realize it was Friday, let alone St. Patrick's Day eve!

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Manischewitz (Mount Cleaners), Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

As I understand it, in Ireland the drinking goes on every day, but not at any greatly accelerated pace on st. patrick's day. Of course, given that it's on a saturday this year...

Aimless, Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

those irish and their liquor

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

going to a party tomorrow night

markers, Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)

in boston

markers, Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

if you see me walking around say hi but you won't

markers, Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://thebookwormwife.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/st-patricks-day_thumb.jpg?w=192&h=244

buzza, Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

now

judith, Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

well no earlier

judith, Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw

Doch! (seandalai), Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7-PM_4aeE4

judith, Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

this one is good http://newcity.com/2012/03/16/dime-stories-the-luck-of-the-irish/

Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

i drank old crow and pretended it was jameson

humba (NZA), Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

Sing the peasantry, and then
Hard-riding country gentlemen,
The holiness of monks, and after
Porter-drinkers' randy laughter;
Sing the lords and ladies gay
That were beaten into clay
Through seven heroic centuries;
Cast your mind on other days
That we in coming days may be
Still the indomitable Irishry.

(Perhaps notoriously domitable but good folks generally)

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

xx omg plax I love Galway Girl <3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

<3 im from galway, my sisters went to school on salthill, we all learnt sharon shannon songs on the tin whistle growing up.

judith, Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

Lots of moron tourists wearing cheap party favors downtown tonight.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

xpost that's so great

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

not gonna leave the house if i can help it

Number None, Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

I've been to Galway, and I very much enjoyed the place. Small, friendly, pleasant pubs, good music scene, swans in Galway Bay, good walking town, etc.

I've never been to Dublin. I don't doubt I'd prefer Dublin over many a big city, but big cities in general are not my delight. That's why I've been to Galway and not to Dublin, fwiw.

Aimless, Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)

I have never been to Ireland but I would v much like to one day.

My Mum was a bit of a trad folk junkie when I was growing up so I got the full dose of local Celtic music festivals and whatnot for a long time, it kinda grew on me. I haaaaaaaaaaate all the drunk assholery with St Paddy's day but I love it as an excuse to pull out all of my Mum's weepy/corny music, lol (which I do actually love)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

dublins not really a big city

judith, Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

well in comparison to Galway...

Number None, Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:41 (thirteen years ago)

do you guys ever go to parades? and when you do are there lots of pipers?

humba (NZA), Saturday, 17 March 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

suck it haters, this is a cat that a friend owns

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7060/6988979545_a155ca014b.jpg

his name is smeege

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Saturday, 17 March 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)

i am not a huge fan of american st. patricks day but face it that cat owns u.

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Saturday, 17 March 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)

Happy St. Pat's, state of Alabama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

dandydonweiner, Saturday, 17 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

would like SPD a lot better if it was just me drinking with that cat

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

I have to go to MoMA at 5 pm and am wondering if I need boots to walk thru post-parade fluids.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piMqJ8hmgXM

kim tim jim investor (harbl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

some people are just not made for this world.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

h8 this holiday but at least i don't really live by any loud bars

althea and (donna rouge), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

went for a spin down home, just a few pipe bands goin thru the village, pints optional, lots of shamrock and aran knits. nbd.

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

I was thinking of making something St Paddyish for dinner that didnt involve cabbage, maybe steak & guinness pie...but cannae be arsed, tbqh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

and you don't get much more Irish than that

Number None, Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

otm

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQk-imB1m2k

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

the end is the best part

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA4ZstxG4ls

buzza, Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

dickheads in the building above me playing music at ridiculous decibels after 10 pm, making my entire ceiling shake.

I'm cool w/ parties...I'm cool with minor noise bleedage. I'm not cool with you making my entire unit shake. If you want to throw parties like that, buy a motherfuckin house, not a condo.

It stopped temporarily so I guess someone complained, gonna call the cops if they start up again #captainbuzzkill

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

i mean the party i came from moments ago was loud but like 1/4th of this volume!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

(and wasn't in an apt/condo complex)

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Flogging Molly are idiots who should be killed while I dance a merry jig on their grave. HA FUCKING HA.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, February 12, 2002 8:00 PM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candyass! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 24 February 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

i hate st patrick's day

marcos, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

i do say that with a touch of guilt b/c my grandma was irish. but she wouldn't support any of the bullshit that happens this day

"everyone's irish on st. patrick's day" uh no, fuck you. i kind of find this phrase oppressive and culturally imperialist, fuck off

marcos, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

http://www.earthcam.com/world/ireland/dublin/?cam=templebar

PONOPONOPONO (seandalai), Monday, 17 March 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

hell on earth

Number None, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

i grew up in a community with like 95% irish americans and as the only latino in the group i just grew to fucking haaaaate this holiday

marcos, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

somone post the 1991 new york st patricks day parade footage itt

nakhchivan, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:57 (eleven years ago)

I try not to leave the house at all on this day. Had to go into work for a bit but took the most publess route I could on my way in

Number None, Monday, 17 March 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1966893_10151961985741596_790771948_n.jpg

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

Yeah i saw that nakh good find

Discussion here re taoiseach attending nyc parade in light of ban on gays marching under lgbt banner kinda interesting

idk what paddys day is like abroad id imagine unpleasant but if i can avoid it here i guess ppl can avoid it wherever

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

that bit with the old lady shouting "AIDS" is fucking terrifying.

i went for a walk down the riverbank near UL. then i watched "the darjeeling limited" and ate some supermacs. no interest in seeing the parade. one of the more enjoyable paddys day's tbh.

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

Got the hop twice and obv the day off work, didnt see nor hear of any parade, best paddys ever obv

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

I celebrate st. pat's day by ignoring how anyone else celebrates it and figuring out just what, if anything, I'm up for. Today, it's sharing a quiet guiness with the wife. End of story.

Aimless, Monday, 17 March 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

Not the worst

Town was chockablock with tourists yesterday for their sake i hope it was the standard day, i mean god knows we need the yen/dollars/pounds

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

my girl just got home and informed me that there is a river of vomit flowing down seventh avenue
she is prone to hyperbole but i think she is serious

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

one of my sister's in-laws said Mass at St Pats Cathedral today, no shit

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

idk what paddys day is like abroad id imagine unpleasant but if i can avoid it here i guess ppl can avoid it wherever

So. I was returning from a meeting in central London with some colleagues; as we mingled with the crowds in the early afternoon sunshine, our eyes fell upon a pair of drunks cavorting and blocking the pavement in leprechaun hats and the full rigout. My earlier Six Nations-induced smugness evaporated into the air as I averted my eyes in embarrassment.

gyac, Monday, 17 March 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

Yeah.... Arah but still arent we GREAT CRAIC

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)

As a 2nd generation Irish immigrant of West Yorkshire who went to St Patrick's Junior School, was dragged to and had confirmation at St Patrick's Church (my confirmation name was Patrick) and went on barge trips organised by CYAG (catholic youth activity group) from St Patrick's Irish Centre. Was on the front of the Irish Post in '79 with a group of Irish Dancing kids. Despite their best efforts, I didn't ever feel Irish to even the slightest degree, I don't know how you Americans or whoever who have seen neither a bog nor a boat manage to be so fervently Irish on this day. Don't mean it in a shitty way, always feel neutral about it. I like to drink anyway so it easily passes me by. I always imagine that these big parades in NY or Chicago are more about celebrating that their ancestors gtf out of there and didn't end up in Merseyside or Yorkshire.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

The extent to which eg the nyc parade is a distinctly irish-*american* thing is worth noting, def. i have no real fix on what it means in dublin in 2014 to hold a parade about being irish. Papier mache pigs heads, apparently. ?

Out the country idk always felt a different thing, the band was and is a much bigger part of it, i spose there's not much else to parade when there's no local business to throw sweets at you from the back ofa flatbed.

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

out of the country also less likely to be subject to the traditional Paddy's day downpour tbf

gyac, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

my girl just got home and informed me that there is a river of vomit flowing down seventh avenue
she is prone to hyperbole but i think she is serious

― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:15 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rivervom, past eve and adams, from swerve of gut to bend of bowel, brings us by a commodius emeticus of regurgitation back to dublin castle and environs

nakhchivan, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

bualadh bos, nakh

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Monday, 17 March 2014 23:52 (eleven years ago)

Maith an fear indeed

idk gyac the boys who moved east afore me swore blind that dub got better weather and its been my experience too tbh

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

i've never been to a dub parade in my life though!

gyac, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

traditional Paddy's day downpour

maybe its selective memory here but st. patricks day always seems to coincide with our first blast of decent spring weather

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Monday, 17 March 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

not in my part of this great nation! notoriously shit!

gyac, Monday, 17 March 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

Ive seen it either way, mar ya

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

just seen several signs for "st. patty's day" which seems to become more prevalent every year over here. am i right in saying this is purely an american thing? i mean, no patricks get called "patty" do they?

fit and working again, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

It's cos of that TV show about the bar imo.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

Its an american thing

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:21 (eleven years ago)

There are some delicious beef patty's in my local Jamaican café.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

my temperamental friend Patrick posted this on fb

http://wildeyedsoutherncelt.com/wp-content/uploads/1900128_10153881737045048_1903516916_n.jpg

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

Proper (not even country) parade: couple of tractors, fire engines, local supermarket float chucking sweets at the crowd, majorettes, all the scouts/cubs/brownies/guides, rudimentary taekwondo demonstration for a bit of exotic pizazz. Papier mache masks can gtfo.

PONOPONOPONO (seandalai), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

just found http://paddynotpatty.com/

fit and working again, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

my gf's daughter (who is 17) - earlier today - "Ah I couldnt be bothered about the parade, its just people waving from bin trucks"

Then when the 9 o'clock news shows the parade in Limerick - "Aw why didnt we go to the parade! We should have went to the parade!"

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

ya thats doin the rounds morbs, idk im not bothered by it but loads are.

Tractors otm, and old cars too. Weird.

The bands start on the beach at 7am down the island and pint every pub til 11. Every parish has one, members fly home to play, some of em well past centenary status, remarkable stuff rly

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

i forget that some of you are actually irish and stuff

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

364 days a year, mo coniollach and everything

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

i don't even know what that means, that's how irish you are

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

Óró mo churaichín ó

gyac, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

I firmly believe that the true gael holds forth in the right type of general guttural tone with the odd fada vowel and irish just happens

As far as my secondary school teachers were concerned this was the approach taken, certainly

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

Mó beag coníollach i lar an iarthar

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

xp morbzzz dublin airport otm. i'm named patrick and i hate being called patty. in high school a cute girl wanted to call me patty as a nickname and even then i resisted.

Treeship, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

can we have a discussion about st patrick's day backlash, actually? yesterday a friend told me that she is fine with everyone celebrating their ethnic heritage except the irish because they are annoying about it. another friend posted a thing on facebook that was like, "st patrick: the first of many britons to have a salutary effect on ireland". he is not irish-american, anglo-american, irish, or english so he has no stake in this at all and he wrote this.

is this kind of thing acceptable? why?

Treeship, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

Cos we're white and relatively well accepted as instruments if not wielders of institutional oppression in the US, cos we're drunks with a penchant for lachrymose self aggrandisation when not engaging in domestic nor sectarian violence, because uileann pipes tear the ears off baby angels, because the church because of what we done with independence because we're great craic and love the argument, and other reasons besides

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

this friend should be told that ireland and its useless diaspora is merely doing the new world's slow learners a favour by making violently obvious the essential obliquity of all (sub)ethnic pride movements and national revivals etc

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

But really, its cos its an annoying as fuck holiday as observed by 95% of participants id imagine

xp and that too, its satire

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

^ all holidays imo

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah i get that it's not "offensive" and should never be confused for actual discriminatory speech because the irish in america are as privileged as anyone but still... it's not my favorite.

lol@ nakh's post though

Treeship, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

treesh i feel that this backlash to a backlash has highlighted your residual ethnic identity in a way that you couldn't express originally and positively when we were talking about joyce

resistance to foreign deprecations of the irish is possibly the only deracinated irishness i have other than sometimes finding some dreamy and delusional hibernian spirit in this or that piece of art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlJRf6jmbMc

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

I always loved St Patty, especially when I found out we all hail from Ethiopia.
http://www.herald.co.zw/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Haile-Selassie.jpg

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

I firmly believe that the true gael holds forth in the right type of general guttural tone with the odd fada vowel and irish just happens

As far as my secondary school teachers were concerned this was the approach taken, certainly

I was really surprised to find out that nouns have genders. And that there's more than one dialect! Who didn't have that utterly terrible stomachfreezing fear when they heard Uladh Gaeilge on their aural exam?

Personally, I'm more of a "clearing the head after a bad cold" woman myself. Chaith. Chonaic. Chuaigh.

I honestly believe I would be 100% fluent if it was a language you could curse effectively in.

gyac, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

iirc, the most formal kind of cursing, i.e. 'laying a curse upon' another person, has always flourished in irish. You've only to think of the multitudinous forms of pain and ill-luck you wish to befall your victim and then fire away in as much detail as your imagination can deliver.

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

We moved btwn ulster and mayo a good bit so after the initial wtf moment with abhainn I chilled out and realised everyone was bluffing

Id imagine its a fuckin great language to curse in, if we but knew our stuff. Id love to speak it well but its hard to get over the teaching of it and the ppl who lobby for it in all the wrong ways and for what seem to be all the wrong reasons

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

iirc, the most formal kind of cursing, i.e. 'laying a curse upon' another person, has always flourished in irish. You've only to think of the multitudinous forms of pain and ill-luck you wish to befall your victim and then fire away in as much detail as your imagination can deliver.

and I appreciate that, but alas I am only a simple woman from the bogs. Sometimes you just need to tell someone to get fucked in the crudest manner possible.

Id love to speak it well but its hard to get over the teaching of it and the ppl who lobby for it in all the wrong ways and for what seem to be all the wrong reasons

of the various languages I've learned to varying extents it was by far my favourite once I could speak it. Found myself thinking in it, dreaming in it, and it's so musical and flowy sounding too, my mockery upthread notwithstanding.

gyac, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

Yeah i give it a hard time by association but in and of itself its gorgeous

Specially singing the sean nos, trilling in english just isnt the same

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

indeed, I have a lot of love for Irish songs, even the one I pasted upthread which is just a little baby song still stays in my head over twenty years after I learned it in school. only that Jesus song that lists all the apostles (which is the only method I have of naming them!) has had that sort of staying power!

gyac, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

Can someone clarify whether calling an Irishman Paddy is insulting? Preferably someone who was born and raised in Ireland. Sorry.

I'm getting mixed information. I have a good friend from Ireland and was telling her what my cousins were eating to celebrate St Patrick's Day. I didn't tell her they were my cousins nor was I specifically saying who, but she told me what they ate isn't even typical Irish food. I can't remember the dish now. But what's going on here?

Is there a huge divide between what those who were born and raised in Ireland consider to be Irish and Americans with Irish ancestry/heritage who have diluted Irish culture/tradition?

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

Yes. Basically Irish Americans cling onto shit like Irish dancing and corned beef and donating money to the IRA and many have little recognition of what ~modern Ireland~ is like.

I would not take well to being called a Paddy unless I knew the person. My understanding is that it's a pejorative.

gyac, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

i'm a quarter irish but i presume that cuts me no slack with you savages

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)

Cheers, gyac. Makes sense to me. I'll remember not to bring it up to the American side of my family.

xp

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)

100% of inane internet arguments I've had about NI being occupied by British forces and how we must join the cause to bring about a United Ireland have been with Irish-Americans, who, unlike me a) did not have family in NI, b) did not have family who had actually been attacked & targeted by UVF thugs and c) had spent absolutely no time whatsoever up there. They want a say without knowing anything about the people who live in IRL or what they do.

gyac, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

There are ways of callin someone paddy and ways of callin someone paddy. Stay safe out there, im not v sensitive to it but yknow there're plenty would be

Corned beef comes out a tin and is for sandwiches.

Other than that i cant help tbh i could say we dont drink to excess or taunt gobshites with the promise of rainbowed gold or fight at the drop of a black stuff but eh thats all proven 100% afaict my experience maynt be universal

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

i'm a quarter irish but i presume that cuts me no slack with you savages

The correct term is "mucksavage", you philistine.

gyac, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

Northern ireland idk leave that well alone ime, ive not lost anyone to it and so im stayin well away from it

Mucksavage is a subset, its what we do to ourselves

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

@gyac

Man, that sounds so true. My American family means no harm, but I know they get swept up by the usual consumerism. It's difficult when you are inside that type of cultural machine; it's almost unavoidable and I'm sure I am ignorant of some things that are sold to me as 'tradition', though I try to find reason/logic when faced with this type of all encompassing cultural tradition for the most part. At least it brings them together and helps build memories and such.

And you're right, I think it was corned beef what they made.

Thanks, again.

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

i consider myself corrected.

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

This year we had cod for St. Patrick's Day supper. I'd have made colcannon, but we already had shepherd's pie the night before. I suspect the corned beef and cabbage thing in the USA is more of a New England/Boston thing, because a nice beef brisket was more likely for folks in the big house instead of the cottagers.

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)

eleven months pass...

h8 this holiday so much

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 12:26 (ten years ago)

as a resident of what is one of boston's drunker neighborhoods in general, let alone on occasions like this, I dread this every year despite my considerable pride in my half-irishness

thankfully the southie parade and all its attendant bullshit are already out of the way

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 12:38 (ten years ago)

the more proud you are of your half-irishness the more you should hate this racist, condescending holiday

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 12:45 (ten years ago)

i realized that i am a privileged white person and my experience of st patrick's day, which always involves people getting annoyed with me for not wearing green when my name is patrick and i am so0o0o irish, is a far cry from institutional racism. but i still hate it.

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 12:48 (ten years ago)

i don't hate the holiday - don't allow the holiday to mask the real villain, which is people.

i arrived at work today and two (british) workmates immediately said "happy st patrick's day" and the second one said "why aren't you wearing green" and i said "because you're both here to remind me what race i am".

this was okay because this is generally how i behave in work. it still was kind of irritating though. like on some not too important level there's a real sense of "oh hooray for your little holiday".

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 13:07 (ten years ago)

well why AREN'T you wearing green?

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 13:39 (ten years ago)

spite. i look fantastic in green.

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 13:41 (ten years ago)

as a resident of what is one of boston's drunker neighborhoods in general, let alone on occasions like this, I dread this every year despite my considerable pride in my half-irishness

thankfully the southie parade and all its attendant bullshit are already out of the way

― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, March 17, 2015 8:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Brighton? I feel like you mentioned this on some other thread.

I once spent 13 hours in a bar in Brighton Ctr on St. Patrick's Day which is probably the only time I've ever enjoyed the holiday. Oh, the time I danced with a gorilla somewhere near the garden was good too. Both of those were in my very early 20s though and I've pretty much hid inside for every SPD since.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 13:57 (ten years ago)

Oh but my fav St. Patrick's Day thing is that when my parents lived in the city before they were married my dad went to the parade and then out drinking for the entire day. Late that night my mom answered the door to find a cop standing there only it wasn't a cop at all but my drunk dad in full police uniform including badge. Somehow he'd wound up drinking with some NYPD and convinced one of them that it would be funny if they switched clothes. My mom was so nervous about it that she took everything and threw it down the garbage chute.

― ENBB, Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:38 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still love this story.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 13:58 (ten years ago)

fuck st patricks day. had some drunk piece of shit tail me and try to get into my girlfriends car on sunday bc he thought we had taken his food from the restaurant we were leaving. called the cops on him though im sure they were preoccupied with other more dangerous drunk pieces of shit.

head clowning instructor (art), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:01 (ten years ago)

My friends child (age 6) and his class were told to go into school in green clothes today

Also I spoke with Amazon on the phone today and the Irish woman on the line wished me happy st patricks day.

(ie I'm english)

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:08 (ten years ago)

xxxp brighton center is alright, and the drunkenness is not a hostile kind too often. now I live in a slightly more college-kid-infested part and lived most of my time here in allston, which is even more nuts

what bar was it, if you can remember?

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)

While I don't remember much from that day, I do remember that it was The Green Briar. I've spent a fair amount of time living in Allston and, yeah, it's gross. I once stayed at a friends and counted 7 piles of puke during my two block walk to the T at Harvard and Comm on a Saturday morning. You literally couldn't pay me to go out anywhere tonight but especially not anywhere there.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)

so glad i don't live in brighton anymore, that was awful

marcos, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:28 (ten years ago)

I think it depends on which part you live in. Some are quite nice!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:28 (ten years ago)

now i live in west rox, very irish but pretty low-key, it ain't southie, lots of newer families who are not irish, too

marcos, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:29 (ten years ago)

xp that's true

marcos, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:29 (ten years ago)

I've heard v good things about w rox but never been.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:31 (ten years ago)

I do try to take some time on the day to reflect on the Irish in England, the old days of contempt and fear, how so much of London was built on Irish labour, how hard my family worked, and how I wouldn't be anywhere without that work. I want to remember where I came from; and (got a high horse here, just let me mount), the foam hat guinness pisshead world is a patronising affront to all of that and can go fuck itself forever.

woof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:32 (ten years ago)

not that my family don't like a drink

woof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:32 (ten years ago)

So there are cupcakes, soda bread, and bailey's cheesecake down the hall apparently. I take it all back - best holiday!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)

ok soda bread I'm in

woof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)

I do try to take some time on the day to reflect on the Irish in England, the old days of contempt and fear, how so much of London was built on Irish labour, how hard my family worked, and how I wouldn't be anywhere without that work. I want to remember where I came from; and (got a high horse here, just let me mount), the foam hat guinness pisshead world is a patronising affront to all of that and can go fuck itself forever.

― woof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:32 (9 minutes ago)

this is the difference between english people and americans, the former remembers the navvies and the 'ra and doesn't really want to be irish, whereas in america irishness serves as the proletarian version of a generic white ideal type of craic/drinking etc, as much as yankee culture dimly animates white bourgeois identity

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:49 (ten years ago)

No better way to celebrate Irishness than watching hurling on TV imo

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:52 (ten years ago)

the green briar is pretty cool! my sister lives in w. roxbury but i haven't spent much time there but seems nice

i always feel ambivalent about the frustrations i do have w/ irish stereotyping, because i steer into a few of those skids - like i will listen to a lot of pogues and dubliners today w/o a doubt and get predictably maudlin (although i do that often enough aside from this holiday), and prob stop in for a whiskey somewhere and/or have one or two at home. and i'm far from a light drinker under most circumstances, as is true of most of my family irish side & otherwise

but, yeah, i remain rankled by an institutionalized cultural problem that stems from a dozen different legitimate historical/cultural factors being turned into a joke by johnny-no-swag bro dipshits and other awful fucks. christ alive those types won't even have irish drinks more than half the time, quit it with the fucking food coloring-saturated bud light

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:54 (ten years ago)

soda bread is good and i like stout too

marcos, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:54 (ten years ago)

i've only been able to feel any irishness since leaving. when you're in the country it's so rammed down your throat that it's insufferable. abroad you can benefit from a slightly more truthful sense of what you might have in common with your fellow paddy - given there are fewer of us.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:58 (ten years ago)

^ this, though I'm not Irish still applies in my case.

Walking Close to Melton Mowbray (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:05 (ten years ago)

p sure the work caf will have corned beef and cabbage today

otherwise, fuck this stupid 'holiday'

goole, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:06 (ten years ago)

i'm irish btw. a little.

goole, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:06 (ten years ago)

this sort of thing is mostly awful

https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&gws_rd=ssl#q=%22what+does+it+mean+to+be+irish%22&tbm=nws

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:11 (ten years ago)

Friend was telling me last night it wasn't a public holiday in Ireland till the 1990s but it was in Boston in 1773... pub talk mibbes.

Walking Close to Melton Mowbray (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:18 (ten years ago)

the former remembers the navvies and the 'ra and doesn't really want to be irish, whereas in america irishness serves as the proletarian version of a generic white ideal type of craic/drinking etc,

basically otm, tho' I feel like the latter attitude's been slipping in to England over the last 10-15 years. Some combination of an English generation who don't remember the hostility, the perpetual spread of ppl identifying as 1/4- and 1/2-irish (+ Dublin stag weekends?), and – in the particular case of St Patrick's – diageo and other alco-giants being very strongly in favour of a holiday committed to drinking.

woof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:20 (ten years ago)

why do all these ppl in green hate america

go back to letterfrack ye fuckin traitors

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:25 (ten years ago)

sadly i dont think i even have any diageo products to celebrate since i finished the last bottle of talisker

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

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pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

xpost speaking of irish holidays committed to drinking, thank fuck Arthur Guinness Day has been scrapped. what a cynical load of horseshit that was.

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)

walked to brunch across the redbrick streets of donore and the newly bustling liberties markets. might watch ratatouille now.

paddys day, its what you make of it eh.

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)

might have a Jameson later, stand up for the Pernod-Ricard minnows.

btw despite my 'how hard they worked' i'm not blind to the fucking idiot ugly side of british-irish culture. Last saturday night I found myself having to say "and if anyone in this family has any problem at all with me marrying a tan, they are not welcome at my wedding."

woof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:46 (ten years ago)

like, I know its ok to be here and proper irish and be able to not do anything nor have to do anything to remain so, and woofs and ronans posts are well taken.

but idk its ppl getting drunk and wearing a costume some will be irish to a lesser or greater extent many won't some will be out west watching floats for roofing companies some will be in Boston puking on leprechauns but its nothing to do with anything, is it.

I'd rather be down home with the pipe bands, the ppl there live the caricature the rest of the year as well in all its warmth and humanity and awfulness besides but its a cleaner thing alright.

xp yeah thatsthe thing! its the mix of cartooning and sanitisation that gets to me about paddies more than anything, and from my first-generation London family its as big a divide as ive seen, like tbh what they do in Boston is as little to me as what they do in Boston every other day of the year. nobody ever et corn beef outside of a sandwich this side of the Atlantic. good luck to them.

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

anyone with the slightest problem with the quiet man can srsly fuck off tho

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)

not a guinness fan

example (crüt), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)

noted irish poster deems aka 'the irish' should know better than to wolfe tone police his brethren on this of all days

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:58 (ten years ago)

dont pearce this thread with your usual barbs, nakh

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:04 (ten years ago)

if u were irish at all youd appreciate the difference between disagreeing with someone and telling them they're not allowed think/say something

but lol at the ref

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:05 (ten years ago)

shade!

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:14 (ten years ago)

didn't really feel wolfe tone policed. more like deems had just had a few pints and was rambling away - i didn't quite understand the point being made.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:22 (ten years ago)

i didn't quite understand the point being made, but i'll defend to the death his right to say it

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:22 (ten years ago)

sometimes u get the sense that the irish talks too much about what_it_means_to_ be_irish but i liked your description of polish people as being like better irish people

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:25 (ten years ago)

xpost i think he was trying to say irish american celebrations are so far different from what ireland is about that its not worth getting bothered about. i dunno. thats what i took from it.

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:28 (ten years ago)

deems tries for gnomic and ends up somewhere on the verges of leprechaunic

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:31 (ten years ago)

tru Gaels know what's up mick

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:35 (ten years ago)

xpost i think he was trying to say irish american celebrations are so far different from what ireland is about that its not worth getting bothered about. i dunno. thats what i took from it.

agree with that for sure. none of the celebrations or the day really bother me - as i said upthread it's just people's ignorance about a country 45 mins flight away, a portion of which is part of their own country.

sometimes u get the sense that the irish talks too much about what_it_means_to_ be_irish but i liked your description of polish people as being like better irish people

way way too much - we invented the tone of those buzzfeed "you know you love harry potter too much when". we did that years ago to pump up nostalgic talk of discontinued sweets, own-brand lemonade and our inability to connect with other races.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:38 (ten years ago)

here's a tip for anyone making traditional irish dinner this evening

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulacht_fiadh

enjoy

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

ya but idk lg dont the english, Scottish, welsh, rednecks,everyone do that?

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:53 (ten years ago)

sometimes u get the sense that the irish talks too much about what_it_means_to_ be_irish but i liked your description of polish people as being like better irish people

― pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 17, 2015 4:25 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe. i think i can and have been accused of this but not only for irishness.

however, i still agree with what darragh says.

i usually get carriewd away and end with "and what about the birthplace of saint patrick?!"

but anyway, personally, i live in north america, so i don't celebrate it at all. but some of my family members do by making corn beef sadly (i can't say anything about it to them, though).

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:53 (ten years ago)

if I'd to eat actual corned beef I'd do it sadly too

I'd a Cajun chicken sandwich safe in the knowledge that niall of the nine hostages would've too if he hasn't been stuck in a ahithole with no hipster cafes

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

might be more interesting than when i talk about what_it_means_to_ be_from_pittsburgh

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:59 (ten years ago)

I disagree!

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:00 (ten years ago)

corned beef is the best thing about this holiday

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:02 (ten years ago)

pittsburgh is interesting. i watched flashdance recently with someone from pittsburgh, it was a good experience.

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:03 (ten years ago)

I got about 86 cents worth of corned beef today in honor

, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:04 (ten years ago)

ya but idk lg dont the english, Scottish, welsh, rednecks,everyone do that?

every nation kinda stereotypes themselves positively - but i do think we are quite naturally predisposed to doing this. i mean, i guess certain nations do it more than others.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:05 (ten years ago)

I can only speak for the Scots, who are forever loudly blowing their own trumpets (or bagpipes) before sinking into a sullen self-doubting stupor.

Walking Close to Melton Mowbray (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:18 (ten years ago)

i'll eat corned beef any other day. today, you know, i'd rather eat something irish

*crickets*

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)

Though the idea of the Scots are as any kind of nation that hangs together is moot as they all hate each other, more or less. (xp)

Walking Close to Melton Mowbray (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

actually scratch that, everyday i eat potatoes, who am i kidding

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

there's more of an indulgence and demand for that sort of selfreferential nonsense when the nation is small and historically disenfranchised and its culture more uncertain

so you get official policies of nurturing separateness and people like deems cosplaying culchie for an international audience in a hilarious nod and wink to the history of anglo/irish relations

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:27 (ten years ago)

pfft you've been to achill mayne

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:33 (ten years ago)

just because you are something doesn't mean you can't cosplay it

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:37 (ten years ago)

xpost nostalgia is handy for selling products, building some false sense of national unity and keeping people amused which is why the nostalgia thing has went into overdrive in the austerity years (see also: that fucking Johnson, Mooney and O'Brien advert). like the 80s were somehow more genuine because they were harsher. or how we lost the run of ourselves in the celtic tiger and are now we have to suffer for our transgressions.

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:38 (ten years ago)

Big overlap with the far-flung Irish pubs thread but I always find it interesting to see how it's celebrated in countries with no significant Irish population. I was in Moscow this weekend (officially Moscow Ireland week) and I think Vienna last year. There is the same kind of leprechaun hatted cosplay element but no real culture of Bostonian drinking until you collapse.

Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:58 (ten years ago)

I remember my surprise the first time I saw what the Americans call corned beef and it didn't look like :

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/audio/video/2013/4/10/1365589771221/Tin-of-Asda-corned-beef-013.jpg " class="noborder">

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:59 (ten years ago)

And what it actually is:

https://youtu.be/7mIMIUqAa3w

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:02 (ten years ago)

approx my 45th annual pretense that i am not of Irish descent

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)

My awesome new work friend is from Pittsburgh so we talk about Pittsburgh a lot. I don't think she's Irish.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)

I am actually at least 1/4 Irish or something like that. My mom has a v v Irish name. I have no idea why I am telling you this.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:26 (ten years ago)

cos its paddys and ur drunk

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:30 (ten years ago)

Oh, right!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:30 (ten years ago)

i celebrated st patrick's day by reading this thread.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

happy st patrick's day!

sexpost TMIing! (wins), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0X3UDCB.png

, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)

my blowhard theory is that there are Food Holidays (tgiving, xmas, 4th) that are good, and Sex Holidays (NYE, h'ween, st pat's) that are very bad

goole, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)

haloween is amazing.

nye 2013 and 2014 were the worst days of those respective years for me

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:23 (ten years ago)

halloween is a sex holiday? i've been doing it wrong apparently

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

i don't see a lot of slutty easter costumes, idk

goole, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

halloween is a combo of a Sex Holiday and Kids Holiday, especially noxious

goole, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)

i hate it.

goole, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)

yeah I realized that's what you meant afterwards the last time I dressed up was 10 years ago and I was Bea Arthur so

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

I'd have been very confused at sexy halloween ref until I moved to dublin and oh boy sexy times indeed

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/3107/1-1/sexy-leprechaun-costume.jpg

drash, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)

what's the modh connioloch on 'smash'

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:24 (ten years ago)

tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascanna

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)

should i eat a potato tonight or not?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:01 (ten years ago)

embrace the potato, dr

make it yukon gold

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:05 (ten years ago)

feiseoinn (?)

drash, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:20 (ten years ago)

or, smashfainn

drash, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:33 (ten years ago)

Have always preferred this Welsh Saint to most of the Irish Twats in my family.

xelab, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:07 (ten years ago)

ha i hate halloween, too.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:25 (ten years ago)

it's basically lying >:[

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)

In the United States and Canada, consumption of corned beef is often associated with Saint Patrick's Day.[13] Corned beef is not considered an Irish national dish, and the connection with Saint Patrick's Day specifically originates as part of Irish-American culture, and is often part of their celebrations in North America.[14]

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:04 (ten years ago)

I believe corned beef and cabbage started out as 'New England boiled dinner', but then Boston filled up with Irish immigrants and the connection was made.

Aimless, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:11 (ten years ago)

i like goole's theory of holidays

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

also a halloween hater

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

has halloween always been a slutty/nihilistic holiday for adults? I feel like it's been getting a little worse every year. was it this bad in 1980?

iatee, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:18 (ten years ago)

the divey gay bar around the corner is doing 1) green beer and 2) corned beef and posting this on its fb page:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10305059_10204136581157218_3971618446912509414_n.jpg

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)

everyone should be glad that didn't work.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)

lol

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:37 (ten years ago)

tick.jpg

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:46 (ten years ago)

I don't recall adults participating in Halloween AT ALL in 1980, at least in the suburbs.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 04:29 (ten years ago)

survived this year by don't of behaving perfectly normally, phew

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 07:34 (ten years ago)

RE: nihilism of US holidays, self-destructive behavior is the most desirable thing for a consumerist society. It not only facilitates the purchasing of booze but all of the things that go along with booze: mixers, lemons, limes, bitters, bar nuts, headache medicine, pepto bismol, akla seltzer, etc.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)

Liver transplants, relationship therapy, the constant rotation of replacement cell phones

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 15:46 (ten years ago)

fast food, more booze

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 15:49 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

http://whispersintheloggia.blogspot.com/2017/03/the-indult-desk-is-open.html

Thirdly, to be clear, nobody's getting off scot-free regardless of local policy – in each instance where the indult's been granted, the move is accompanied by a pro forma encouragement (albeit not an order) that abstinence should either be transferred to the prior or following day, or that some other act of penance or charity be substituted for digging into the beef. In any event, those traveling on the 17th itself are bound by the decision of the diocese in which they happen to be, not that of the place where they reside.

archdiocese of los angeles has been granted dispensation but you either do another choice of penance or transfer it to the following day

still not eating corned beef tho

haven't talked to my catholic irish-american cousins but i'm interested to know what they'll be doing

will see them tomorrow

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 March 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/endstpats/status/828017529943646210

Ok lads fees up

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 17 March 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

That has to be a joke. A joke that the perpetrator got bored with after four days.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Friday, 17 March 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

Or...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/35/41/76/3541760d3a3a8942440a493ddfdd1ac3.jpg
"I head you're a racist now, Father?"

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Friday, 17 March 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ir1VO7m.png

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 March 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

Well lads it's out of my control

I'm supplying the irish beer at tonight's irish dinner

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 March 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

What is Irish beer

The night before all about day (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 March 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

Something green apparently

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 March 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/pitbull/status/842814036836143104?s=08

ogmor, Saturday, 18 March 2017 01:29 (eight years ago)

On a serious note

Note sure dmac

Whatevers available i guess

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 March 2017 01:36 (eight years ago)

Except guinness

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 March 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)

RE: nihilism of US holidays, self-destructive behavior is the most desirable thing for a consumerist society. It not only facilitates the purchasing of booze but all of the things that go along with booze: mixers, lemons, limes, bitters, bar nuts, headache medicine, pepto bismol, akla seltzer, etc.

Ah yes the glazier's fallacy school of drinking

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Saturday, 18 March 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

@endstpats one of the more obvious rw troll jobs of late.

managed to ignore this holiday entirely finally!

goole, Monday, 20 March 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

oharas irish red was the best i could do

i had never had it but it was actually not bad

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 20 March 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

five years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOHgBnLaMAAOfW8?format=jpg&name=large

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 20 March 2022 18:06 (three years ago)


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