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what are you a hundred LOL

69, Monday, 21 April 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

RIP Bebe Barron

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 21 April 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

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gabbneb, Monday, 21 April 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

Michael White, Monday, 21 April 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

cutest gabbneb post ever

69, Monday, 21 April 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

omg hb bro

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 April 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday morbs!

chicago kevin, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

HB!

kenan, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.beegewelborn.com/swillstuff/MrMet.jpg
"Why hello there!"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

Wd sing you HB in public 100x more! You can pay me back by leaving me phone messages to replay.

Laurel, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

mr met prays you have a happy birthday

Mr. Que, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

RIP

jeff, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2005/12/14/barupe14.jpg
You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday, you old so-and-so!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

Ha, I was going to start this thread.

Happy birthday, ya big dummy!

jaymc, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

Happy birthday!

Rock Hardy, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday dude!

jhøshea, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

Here's hoping the Mets actually win one for your cranky ass. :D

David R., Monday, 21 April 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

Happy B-Day Bill! I hope you picked up some rough trade on your way home last night, you cranky old man with a bedtime.

ian, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

The rough trade doesn't work Fifth Ave anymore! Thank you, friends and strangers.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

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Surmounter, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

lolololol, wau ^^^^^^^^^

Happy Birthday, Morbs.

HI DERE, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

My Cake Is Out There

Dr Morbius, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

I want that signature to say "AllyC".

Laurel, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

Happy Birthday! Love on ya!

Drew Daniel, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

There Will Be Cake

hppy brthdy

tipsy mothra, Monday, 21 April 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

happy bday

sanskrit, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

Happy birthday! I hope it is gr8!

Sara R-C, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

LOOK WHO'S COMING FOR YOU, MORBS

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Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

hp dr snorebius

^@^, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

Happy birthday. No, really.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

Is it David Wright, Alfred?

Dr Morbius, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

happy bidet morbz!

impudent harlot, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

hb bill!

sleep, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday doc

max, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

Is somebody taking you to see Steamboat Bill, Jr. this evening?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

haffy birffay

Aimless, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

I've seen SBJr plenty, watching the Mets will do

Dr Morbius, Monday, 21 April 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday!

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 21 April 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://monroelab.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Forbidden%20Planet-Dr-Morbius-loses-it.jpg

Hope your birthday is considerably better than this.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 April 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

Happy birthday Morbs!

C0L1N B..., Monday, 21 April 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

hb buddy!

bell_labs, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday :D :D

tehresa, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

lolol @ x-files soft focus card that says "Oooh Baby!"

kenan, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

happy morbsday!

s1ocki, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

happy bday, big guy!!

chaki, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday!

latebloomer, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday :)

Tape Store, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

I can only think of a couple other ilxors who merit a happy birthday thread.

Eric H., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:29 (seventeen years ago)

HBDM!!

J.D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

I can only think of a couple other ilxors who merit a happy birthday thread.

-- Eric H., Tuesday, April 22, 2008 4:29 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

do tell!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:56 (seventeen years ago)

baby morbs??
http://pushpull.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/1962_new_york_mets_yearbook_2.jpg

happy birthday!

gershy, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

day late/dollar short, HB "youngman"

m coleman, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:58 (seventeen years ago)

Saw bizarro morbs walking a dog in JaxHeights this morning. Did not say happy birthday to him.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

COUGH

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

what are you a hundred LOL

― 69, Monday, April 21, 2008 2:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

happy 101st

fuck you chelios (jeff), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday

4,000 hoes in blackburn, lancashire (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

Ahoy hoy!

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

Happy birthday, morbs.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

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macarooni (omar little), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

Facebook users and Chinese scholars (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday doc!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)

Happy birthday!

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)

hp, dm!

tehresa, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)

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would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

HBMorbz

WmC, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

OK, fine, yes, I Goggled it (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday doc!
i'm feeling really sick and may not make your birthday festivities this evening.. I'm gonna try though!

ian, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

I like Dr Morbius! It's funny how people knock him cos he's quite good-natured really.

I like the way he uses modern technology like the telephone and the cinema, but not some even more modern technology. That almost reminds me of myself at his age. But I was so much older then.

I like the way he likes a New York baseball team also. He's such a New Yorker!

When I met him it was other ilxors in a bar's back garden on a delightful balmy June night - they ordered food from some dodgy local joint and Laurel in her beautiful green dress constantly cursed like a cantankerous miner who'd just dropped a ton of gold on his foot! when he arrived people said HI, DR MORBIUS! and when he left people said BYE, DR MORBIUS! or maybe that was just me.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

Happy Birthday, you "common alcoholic".

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

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the pinefox, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday man!!!

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

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Nicodle Otago (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday brain of morbius, watch something obscure for me

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday

hard-core Anglophilic ass kisser (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

(sorry to track the words hardcore and ass kisser into yr birthday thread)

hard-core Anglophilic ass kisser (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

I approve of Morbs and may his birthing day be met with happy alarums.

Young Chizzy (country matters), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

hey happy birthday dude

no. (jjjusten), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

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Meli'sma Morgan (Andy K), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 00:33 (sixteen years ago)

Dr. Morbius, I would like to wish you a happy birthday. So I will. Happy birthday! I admire your ability to chew on nails and yet retain all your teeth.

Aimless, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday you fancy bastard

s1ocki, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

thx u palz

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 06:12 (sixteen years ago)

Did you celebrate wildly? (And happy birthday, might I add.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 06:14 (sixteen years ago)

w/ everyone who wasnt sick (NO HOMO)

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 06:17 (sixteen years ago)

happy 101st

sans crit (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 06:18 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday dr morbius, from a shy admirer.

estela, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)

Happy Birthday You!

weight and bulk are your enemies (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 08:01 (sixteen years ago)

Oh look, a puppy. Happy birthday, Morbs!

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suggest bánh mi (suzy), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 08:38 (sixteen years ago)

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gentle, for our hearts depend on you. happy birthday morbius.

Onerous Eula (tremendoid), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 10:17 (sixteen years ago)

hope you "partied" doc/HB

http://monroelab.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Forbidden%20Planet-Dr-Morbius-loses-it.jpg

m coleman, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 10:19 (sixteen years ago)

Hey, I forgot that this was yesterday ... happy birthday Morbs! Oh yeah, I'm holding hands with David Wright at the moment and he wants to wish you happy birthday also.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 11:44 (sixteen years ago)

Whoa, today's a multiple ilx birthday day. HB dude!

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 12:08 (sixteen years ago)

happy (late) birthday, morbs!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

I wished you a happy birthday on the gay thread, but I'll also do it on the antigay one just for fun.

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

Sorry I missed this. Happy Birthday Morbs.

Ronmael de Canarias (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

HBM!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

Happy Belated Birthday Morbius!

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

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moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

i wasnt online yesterday! HBBBB

69, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

guys!!

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

dam 102 hb doc

good luck harbl county usa (Lamp), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

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artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday other older dude that hates inglorious basterds

HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

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scott seward, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

mmwah! happy birthday

la senora (surm), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

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scott seward, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

HB Morbs!

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

Happy Birthday, Morbs!

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthday!

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b3XTj5G_SA

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

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Hey dudes. I'm grout. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

gonna jus b nice and not mention ur age r how u like waxy insecty guys n jus wish u a happy b day u b-ful gadfly

plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

Happy Birthday grumpy Film-lovin' guy!

Roomful of Moogs (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday Morbs!

ksh, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

morbs i hope you're doing something rad for your birthday

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.toonpool.com/user/997/files/methuselah_anachronistic_473125.jpg

Happy birthday, old man.

Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday from Ryan S. in Oakland, CA:

http://girlybaseballchick.mlblogs.com/ryan%20sweeney.jpg
http://bellabambinophotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/aweb27.jpg
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/athletics/2008/09/24/ashazing3498x343.jpg

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

Happy Birthday Morbs!!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://prayingtodarwin.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/lighting-a-cigarette-off-a-100-candle-funny-old-la1.jpg
keep on keepin' on dude

twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

i don't understand you people.

Nhex, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

dr morbius is 82 years old, is the point of this

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthday to a dude of whom I am inordinately fond! You're a fucking good egg, Dr. M!!

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthday dude!

kissogram powers (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

Dr. M, have a jolly time today. Then once more tomorrow, for good measure. But stay off any roller coaster rides, ok?

Aimless, Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday dr. m! keep fighting the good fight (i mean that seriously).

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

yes, keep pissing on every movie thread until you die!

Nhex, Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthday, Morbs!

Yonder Mountain Zing Band (Tape Store), Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

it's your day man go yell at some clouds

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 April 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

And a late-breaking birthday greeting from the other side of the ash cloud! Happy Birthday!

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yes we kenya (suzy), Thursday, 22 April 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

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Happy Birthday!

Blecch Generation (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 April 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks, snarkers! Everything went well except I still didn't get into the Tim Burton exhib at MoMA.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

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the wife of your favorite alleged war criminal wishes you a happy one.

the return of the Great White Douche (Eisbaer), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

that is NOT Michelle Obama

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

omg who is ryan s in oakland CA

la senora (surm), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Sweeney

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

¡feliz cumpleaños por el doctór morbioso!

T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know why but I picture your bithday with an awesome zither soundtrack like The Third man. Happy day!!

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

You know the drill. Hope The Tarnished Angels wasn't beset by too many cackling kids.

who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

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in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

Greg will never lift weights again o noes!

who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

belated birthdaze to you, morbz. hope it was a good one.

women are a bunch of dudes (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday!

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The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

i know your name isn't david but i liked the cake design!

The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol u can't lift weights when u are dead.

in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

have a great day, dr. m!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 April 2011 11:15 (fourteen years ago)

the good folk on i love football clubbed together and we're sending you on the incomparable 'escape to victory'

Happy birthday

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 April 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

Dr Morbius, when we met, I enjoyed the way everyone said: "HI, DR MORBIUS!"

Happy Birthday!

the pinefox, Thursday, 21 April 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://http://www.dmiblog.com/archives/barack_obama.jpg

clemenza, Thursday, 21 April 2011 11:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/dangerroom/images/2008/03/13/barack_obama_thumb.jpg

clemenza, Thursday, 21 April 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

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Future Debts Collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 April 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

Have a great birthday, Dr M.

lively and fuiud (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 April 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

Party up, watch a baseball game, laugh at Frank McCourt and Selig both...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 April 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

Happy birthday, Morbs.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Thursday, 21 April 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

Happy Birthday Morbs!

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

Happy birthday Dr. Morbs.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

clemenza beat me to it, but happy birthday anyway dr. morbs!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

Happy Birthday, Morbs!

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday morbz I got you a jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/kirk-douglas-jean-simmons-stanley-kubrick-celebrate-peter-ustinov-s-birthday-on-the-set-of-spartacus-cake.jpg

if u see l ron this weekend be sure & tell him THETAN THETAN THETAN (Edward III), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

Thought that was Hot Schnabel Time Machine for a sec.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

"I am Spartacus, and I want cake."

Thanks everybody. I am not going to watch a baseball game tonight, just this:

http://www.bam.org/view.aspx?pid=3108

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

even though my generation appalls you, i am wishing you a happy happy birthday! :D

boehner und der club of gore (donna rouge), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

hb dr morbius!

-- dr caek

caek, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday dr. morbs!!!

horseshoe, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

Happy Birthday bill!!! Let's eat some food soon if your heartburn is a-ok.

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday, dr morbius

Some other race (nakhchivan), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday fella

the tune is space, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

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the tune is space, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

Whatever you do, don't have a

http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/BLOODY_BIRTHDAY.jpg

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday, morbs!!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS WITH THE KIDS NEXT DOOR UPSTAIRS

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

no kids upstairs, but somebody on my floor has a screeching bird.

who is this "bill" guy?

ian, it's reflux, not heartburn, but not so bad these days. also, let me rub your head before the hair grows in.

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

Fried chicken on me tonight at Depression 1920.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

Have an exuberant birthday.

Aimless, Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

Happy birthday, Dr. Morbius!

Jaq, Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.worleygig.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Barack-Obama-Birthday.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

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it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

I saw a version of the show you're seeing tonight some years back--you're in for a treat! Oh, and Happy Birthday!

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

Had to laugh at the web address for your baseball film tonight: www.bam.org.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday herr doktor

The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

Happy birthday Dr M!

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

Happy birthday dude!

I took you to an impotent restaurant (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

Happy Birthday Doctor Morbius!!!

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 22 April 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday!

shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Friday, 22 April 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

hb!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 22 April 2011 10:08 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday!!

calling planet smurf (sunny successor), Friday, 22 April 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Salutations!

sockless in moccasins (jaymc), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

: )

dayo, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

happy malware birthday

raw feel vegan (silby), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday good sir

goole, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday dude

iatee, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Morbsday!

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

HB, Herr Doktor!

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

happy bday!

poxen, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

pouring one out for you on yr bday

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypbd9uflw1qzi1ujo1_500.png

does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday to my favorite tease!

Virginia Plain, Saturday, 21 April 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

May your luster never dull, your wires never cross.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday, dear. Miss you!

tehresa, Saturday, 21 April 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday thunderstorm later on! Get all the rain out of the way before tomorrow.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Saturday, 21 April 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

thx Buster and everyone.

Laurel, looks like there's no avoiding it, deluge a-coming.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 April 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

As I'm sure you already know, you share today with Elaine May and Charles Grodin, so treat yourself to some pecan pie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxMEnE8vlDs

clemenza, Saturday, 21 April 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday Doc!

when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 21 April 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

Happy bday!

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 April 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday man

pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 April 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthdayaaaayayayayaa morbz :)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 21 April 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

happy morbsday!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 21 April 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

Morbs, I got you a present: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57418411-503544/former-nixon-aide-chuck-colson-dies-at-80/

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Saturday, 21 April 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday!!

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 21 April 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

obama 2012 woot!

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)

plus happy birthday

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

thanks y'all, not feeling a day over 103

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday sir! many happy returns to you!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 April 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday to the other ilxor who understands and acknowledges the unparalleled genius of Jerry Lewis.

Waterloo? Oh, we've sunsetted that. (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 22 April 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday, dr. morbs!!

horseshoe, Sunday, 22 April 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

I had a different day on my calendar for your birthday, for some reason. Of course, I also had this as your 2011th birthday, so I guess I shouldn't trust the calendar.

Happy birthday.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Sunday, 22 April 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday D-Morbz!!!

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 22 April 2012 04:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc13/nightangeldawnn/happybirthdayLOL.jpg

omar little, Sunday, 22 April 2012 05:54 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday man!

Badu and a sax run hand-in-hand (jjjusten), Sunday, 22 April 2012 06:08 (thirteen years ago)

happy bd!

blossom smulch (schlump), Sunday, 22 April 2012 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

happy belated, young fella

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Sunday, 22 April 2012 12:24 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Happy birthday, Grumpy Cat.

Thirty-Six Views of ILX, by Mari3sa (WilliamC), Sunday, 21 April 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

Hb morbs, i remain a fan

the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 13:53 (twelve years ago)

hb morbs!

乒乓, Sunday, 21 April 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

hb dm

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 21 April 2013 13:58 (twelve years ago)

Happy birthday Morbz!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkVw32vafPE

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 21 April 2013 14:25 (twelve years ago)

Happy birthday!

Jaq, Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

hb mrrbz

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)

haaaaaappy birthday morbs :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

http://www.postycards.com/images/fck/Exterior/2011%20AO/195.jpg

I'm a lover, not a partner (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

best wishes morbs

brony james (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

Hold on a second! QE2, Iggy, Catherine the Great, Tony Danza...AND NOW THIS?

Today is my birthday, too.

Happy Birthday Morbs.

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:07 (twelve years ago)

don't forget Elaine May.

ty, kiddies.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday old bean

christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

Happy baseball season, dr. morbius, and have a HB, too.

Aimless, Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)

Many happy returns, and here's to your health.

fucking Telstra (silby), Sunday, 21 April 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)

Happy birthday man!

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 21 April 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

I <3 dr. morbius and i'm not afraid to say it

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 21 April 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

Party time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR9GOBlCNWQ

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 21 April 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ttfLUYg.jpg

happy birthday - let's catch a game sometime!

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Sunday, 21 April 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)

Happy birthday, mane

Drugs A. Money, Sunday, 21 April 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)

Happy birthday

some dude, Sunday, 21 April 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)

Happy birthday Dr. Morbius!

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Sunday, 21 April 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

hbd dr m xxx

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday!

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

http://cantstopthebleeding.com/wordpress/img/2013/04/hernandez0925.png

hoping your year is full of productive outs!

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday, fellow sour fuck

http://scottystarnes.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/obama_birthday_400x333.jpg

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:44 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday good doctor

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)

willie mcgee's career was a tribute to you, this year

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

shhhhhhhh

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 April 2013 00:06 (twelve years ago)

Morbs! Wow, what a week: stoner day, Earth day, Hitler's b-day, Columbine, Waco, Boston marathon bombing, Oklahoma City bombing, World Circus Day, Morbs's b-day ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 April 2013 00:07 (twelve years ago)

Didn't someone recently publish a book or article about why so much stuff happens this time of year? No North Korean military parade/missile lunch this year. :(

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 April 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

Happy Birthday!

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 April 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)

at least i didn't mention bernie williams

mookieproof, Monday, 22 April 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

May this past year be the worstest ever, and next hundred the bestest!

quincie, Monday, 22 April 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)

keep on truckin', d.m.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 22 April 2013 05:17 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9K0bveCUAAM_Hk.jpg

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

https://buttercuppunch.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/met.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

hb Dr M!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:27 (ten years ago)

Many Happy Reruns

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:31 (ten years ago)

ty, i am off soon to see a neil young film and it better be good

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:49 (ten years ago)

Happy Birthday!!

Which Neil?

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:08 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/torres1.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 April 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)

Happy Birthday!!!

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 21 April 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)

Happy birthday -- I hope the Mets give you a winning (83-79) season.

the beast with 19,157 eyes (WilliamC), Thursday, 21 April 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)

Happy Birthday, Doctor. Congratulations on making it this far, you irascible mensch.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 21 April 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)

Dr Morbius excelsiored me once for a quip I made about the film Moneyball and it was my proudest ilx moment

eyecrud (silby), Thursday, 21 April 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)

happy birthday!!

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 April 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)

happy birthday dr. morbius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 April 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)

HB morbs

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 April 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)

happy birthday cutiepants

map, Thursday, 21 April 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

habby birthday doctor!!!

goole, Thursday, 21 April 2016 17:03 (nine years ago)

HB, DR!

Freakshow At The Barn Dance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 April 2016 17:05 (nine years ago)

Damn, I was worried when I saw this thread, "Fuck cancer" and the obituary thread 1-2-3 at the top of new answers :(

Happy birthday Dr. M!

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 21 April 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)

thanks everyone except maybe mook, you dastardly purveyor of hearsay

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 April 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)

hb DrM!!

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 21 April 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)

Happy Birthday!!!

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 21 April 2016 21:03 (nine years ago)

<3 morbs hbd

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 April 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)

Happy birthday!

one way street, Thursday, 21 April 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)

Totally late but totally love ya, morbs! Happy b'day and many more, you old goat!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 23 April 2016 01:12 (nine years ago)

Auguri Dottore!

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 23 April 2016 02:52 (nine years ago)

five months pass...

Timestamp Board Action Reason
Thursday, 13 October 2016 Site The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius) has been banned permanently. 51'd

Is this automated or something I forget..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:14 (nine years ago)

yeah it's automated, mods not involved

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)

wait wut

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:16 (nine years ago)

We'll just have to catch up with him when he's over in London then.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)

not complaining or rejoicing, more like "that escalated quickly"

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)

he may have been an asshole, but he was OUR asshole

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)

i was on the elections thread and didnt see him say anything beyond the usual jacobin-writer-boilerplate shit he always says but that thread moves super fast tbf

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

he has a message:

Goodbye and git to hell, quislings.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

oh great one more bot to make our lives better

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

xp lol wut a brave sacrifice

RIP morbsitronics 5000 - "he was ok on the baseball board, sort of, i guess"

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)

his schtick was way too camp for anybody to take seriously wtf?!

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)

oh give me a fucking break

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)

he was a serious asshole to / borderline harrasser of a number of people. tbh want to show you camp with my fist you nitwit.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)

he could be tiresome in the extreme on the politics threads but I mostly just treated him like a grumpy uncle that was fun to provoke. He did cross the line sometimes with the insults and the death threats and stuff but yeah I didn't take them seriously.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)

did get the feeling he was *this* close to anti-semitic slurs sometimes w Mordy

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)

feel like arguing about this is tailor-made for 47 or whatever the hell that "secret" board people keep talking about is

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)

He did cross the line sometimes with the insults and the death threats and stuff

Death threats can tend to peeve people.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:28 (nine years ago)

Goodbye

kinda weird to read this from him without it being followed another shitty morbs post 5 minutes later

Har-@-Iago (wins), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:28 (nine years ago)

he was a serious asshole to / borderline harrasser of a number of people. tbh want to show you camp with my fist you nitwit.

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL this is one of the ppl responsible..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)

A happy, content creature.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)

fucking droning Clinton apologists will always win in the end :p

calzino, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)

so what happened?

Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:31 (nine years ago)

Is this a 30 day time out or the real deal?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, October 13, 2016 5:29 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:32 (nine years ago)

He did cross the line sometimes with the insults and the death threats and stuff but yeah I didn't take them seriously.

Esp when coming from someone who thought Spielberg was a master auteur.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)

So this happened automatically? How does this work? And why wasn't an extension given until he'd given his opinion on the new Guiraudie?

Frederik B, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)

feel like bans should be tied to the root source of the ban, so this one can be lifted when clinton is out of office

iatee, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)

his love of Spielberg was one of those bizarrely inexplicable humanizing foibles, like when you find out that a murderous gangster was obsessively into romance novels or something.

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:35 (nine years ago)

the only place I find Spielberg skepticism is on this board -- one of its bizarrely inexplicable mistakes

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)

I don't know anyone irl that likes Spielberg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)

I mean beyond the early canonical "classics" (Jaws, Raiders, ET etc.)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)

Who will keep us up to speed on Jerry Lewis' career though? ;_;

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)

come on Alfred his liking of Bridge of Spies was an act.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:39 (nine years ago)

Spielberg sucks, and now he's next in line for the Nobel...

Frederik B, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:39 (nine years ago)

(Nah, Spielberg is ok)

Frederik B, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)

"lincoln" should have won best picture

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)

I considered FPing him for posting an HA Goodman article but it's kind of a bummer he's not around to talk shit in the playoff threads.

JoeStork, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)

I don't know anyone irl that likes Spielberg

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 13, 2016 5:38 PM

I don't anyone irl who goes to the movies or watches movies

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)

oh jeez you guys are such babies

k3vin k., Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)

Who the fuck doesn't know how fp works I bump that fuckin thread three times a fuckin month

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:48 (nine years ago)

his love of Spielberg

Adding weight to my "Morbius = Armond White" theory...

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)

I don't anyone irl who goes to the movies or watches movieswith terrible taste

fixed!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)

"lincoln" should have won best picture

yes, would've been the perfect marriage of risible film and worthless trinket

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)

seriously tho I dunno anybody that gets excited about a new Spielberg movie or even goes to see them. I do know people who go see every Marvel movie though.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)

Who will keep us up to speed on Jerry Lewis' career though? ;_;

KJB?

Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)

feigned outrage never goes out of fashion

can he just be unbanned from the baseball board

coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)

who performed the final FP? what did he post in the last 24 hours that upset you so much?

mob rule bullshit

coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)

if people don't like the rules change the fuckin' rules. it's pretty gross to go around insulting posters for taking offense at death threats, and honestly a little reminiscent of certain undesirable behavior i've seen modeled elsewhere.

for the record, i don't specifically recall having fp'd morbz, though i may have once. mainly because i know how much he's loved around here and how much slack people are willing to cut him for stuff nobody else could get away with saying.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:54 (nine years ago)

mods should ban him when he actually gets out of line, this FP malarky is... malarky!

coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:54 (nine years ago)

I'll miss Morbs. Who will condescend about my movie viewing now? Seriously though, I think a ban is unwarranted

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)

"lincoln" should have won best picture

yes, would've been the perfect marriage of risible film and worthless trinket

― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler)

think you've got "argo" and "lincoln" confused

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)

if people don't like the rules change the fuckin' rules

a novel idea!

k3vin k., Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)

I'm too lazy to FP anybody, but I hated seeing his posts pop up on the election threads (the only place I encountered him). At worst they'd be a total derailment of an otherwise interesting conversation, at best they'd be a turd everyone else had to look away and step around.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)

he was a serious asshole to / borderline harrasser of a number of people. tbh want to show you camp with my fist you nitwit.

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, October 13, 2016 2:26 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hilarious post, borderline trumpian in its projection

coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)

^^^^

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)

Look fair enough ban him for a month but perm bans should be done as a part of a poll now.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)

I don't believe in FP'ing but have no objection to other people doing my dirty work for me it tbh.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:59 (nine years ago)

"lincoln" should have won best picture

yes, would've been the perfect marriage of risible film and worthless trinket

― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler)

think you've got "argo" and "lincoln" confused

― fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy),

and I usually spell "risible" g-o-o-d

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:59 (nine years ago)

call for his head when he says actual repugnant shit* or get one killfile

*(i'm NOT saying he hasn't said repugnant shit)

coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:59 (nine years ago)

FPing less tedious than IMP callout flamewars imo

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)

it's called contacting a mod, presumably that's what they're here for

coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:01 (nine years ago)

there's nothing more i love to see in film than a masterful combination of cia propaganda and self-congratulatory hollywood bullshit.

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:01 (nine years ago)

Look fair enough ban him for a month but perm bans should be done as a part of a poll now.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, October 13, 2016 10:58 PM (fifty-seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is only a 30 day ban, apparently, not a perm ban?:

ADMIN LOG WATCH 2

soref, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:02 (nine years ago)

it's called contacting a mod, presumably that's what they're here for

Nobody knows who the mods are! There's no "contact" form!

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:02 (nine years ago)

thread title seems a bit crass for this conversation. Can a mod please change to 'you have been banned, Dr. Morbius'?

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)

I move that anyone discussing fp mechanics only when someone is fpd be banned. Fps are not warranted. There is no entity to which you appeal. They are not a decision. This has all been hashed out.

We have fp threads.

Morbs isn't permabanned. He also trolls for fps. Noob fp outrage should be squashed itt.

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)

here's nothing more i love to see in film than a masterful combination of cia propaganda and self-congratulatory hollywood bullshit.

― fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, October 13, 2016 10:01 PM (fifteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You'll love Bridge of Spies then

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)

I still don't get the rules, how many temp bans before one becomes permanent?

Frederik B, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:04 (nine years ago)

I can't wait thirty days to hear what Morbz thinks of Staying Vertical, at that point I will have seen it myself!

Frederik B, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:04 (nine years ago)

Never permanent

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:04 (nine years ago)

Cool tx soref.

tbh we should allow Morbs -- and only Morbs -- permanent slack and never permanent bans, just so I could see "map" blow-up more. Morbs has clearly done a good job on the fella

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)

average active users has to be around what, 60 tops? It takes some doing to get 51'd. And he did it!

related: Just the other day I was wondering what gabbneb would have to say about something. And then I realized it's not worth it.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:06 (nine years ago)

Ppl totally cut Morbs slack its often just enough for him to hang himself with actually

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)

never thought Morbs was trolling.

no reason to visit the politics threads at all anymore now, gonna be 100% circle jerk.

yay for shutting out dissent.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)

That's bullshit. Lazy lazy bullshit.

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)

yes because the politics thread posts no Hillary dissent w/out the doctor

xpost

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)

Damn I knew it wasn't his birthday when I saw the thread revive

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)

if a poster's brave dissents are garbage, they'll get mocked

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:11 (nine years ago)

And NB I like Morbs plenty and it'll be good to have him back but let's be real most US ilxors could do with bans until after this election

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:11 (nine years ago)

call for his head when he says actual repugnant shit* or get one killfile

call for his head when he says actual repugnant shit* or get one killfile

*(i'm NOT saying he hasn't said repugnant shit)

― coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Thursday, October 13, 2016 10:59 PM (forty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've done this numerous times fwiw. no one seems to care in the moment. it's been especially bad with mordy. hmm i wonder why.

my punching line was a bit of a joke. but it does make me roll my fucking eyes when i see straight ppl applaud a gay person's opinions or shitty behavior for campiness, especially when .. it's not campy. like dr morbius is probably the least campy gaylxor ffs. xxxyzz or whatever is a fucking nitwit and has been similarly tone-deaf in other circumstances iirc.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:11 (nine years ago)

Remember too how much of Morbs dissent were merely reposts of Perrin & Nixon tweets.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:12 (nine years ago)

There's no "contact" form!

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=56

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:13 (nine years ago)

Cool tx soref.

tbh we should allow Morbs -- and only Morbs -- permanent slack and never permanent bans, just so I could see "map" blow-up more. Morbs has clearly done a good job on the fella

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, October 13, 2016 11:05 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow, and a total fucking asshole. go fuck yourself you shitstain.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:13 (nine years ago)

"Never permanent."

Please. I just have to annoy How's Life one more time and I'm gone for good, guaranteed.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)

You guys I don't think this ilx slapfest honors Morbs's spirit please take this elsewhere.

Godspeed You! Black Widow (Leee), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)

dude "map" course that was a joke! I wouldn't take your threat seriously. I cut you some slack even though I was not aware you existed before now I am generous like that.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)

yes because the politics thread posts no Hillary dissent w/out the doctor

xpost

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, October 13, 2016 6:10 PM (one minute ago)

there's very, very little of it that's not in the adam/morbs one-line- or link dump variety, at least since the general election started

k3vin k., Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)

Nah.

Nobody ever was nor ever will be permabanned through fp

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)

dude "map" course that was a joke! I wouldn't take your threat seriously. I cut you some slack even though I was not aware you existed before now I am generous like that.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, October 13, 2016 11:15 PM (fifty-seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

w/e jackass

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:17 (nine years ago)

there's very, very little of it that's not in the adam/morbs one-line- or link dump variety, at least since the general election started

― k3vin k.,

You didn't see the Guardian excerpt posted twenty minutes ago?

Don't worry, k3v. I'll keep the flame.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:18 (nine years ago)

"map" I know you are better than this. xp

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:19 (nine years ago)

ignore me and go back to being pretentious about stuff thx

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:29 (nine years ago)

Popping in to note that fp mechanics debate aside I hope Morbs is back fresh as a daily soon into pres Clinton's reign cos the place needs him in non election years

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:46 (nine years ago)

don't worry guys i will c+p dennis perrin and dick_nixon twitter posts on the us elections threads for you all from now on. taking on the mantle.

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:53 (nine years ago)

heavy weighs the stethoscope

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:56 (nine years ago)

51 is never the end
102 is never the end
153 is never the end, and is totally Biblical to boot

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)

Dennis Perrin ‏@DennisThePerrin 2h2 hours ago
When I win my #NobelPrize for Trip Hop, please be gentle with me.

nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:08 (nine years ago)

51 is never the end
102 is never the end
153 is never the end, and is totally Biblical to boot

what if you were banned 10 times tho DX

Har-@-Iago (wins), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:09 (nine years ago)

510 is not especially numerological afaict

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)

512, otoh...

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)

An unlucky 13th banning takes one to 663, the Beast with Trinity subtracted

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:17 (nine years ago)

Führer Directive 51

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)

I expect that all agencies will make a supreme effort toward utilizing every moment of the remaining time in preparing for the decisive battle in the West.

All authorities will guard against wasting time and energy in useless jurisdictional squabbles, and will direct all their efforts toward strengthening our defensive and offensive power.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:20 (nine years ago)

damn ya'll 51'd morbs on his birthday?? cold

flopson, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:21 (nine years ago)

Worse again... He's 102

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:23 (nine years ago)

At this moment, when Fate has removed from the earth the greatest war criminal of all time, the turning-point of this war will be decided. Goodbye and git to hell, quislings.

sarahell, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:35 (nine years ago)

i ate a burrito and no longer care about this. sorry all.

coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:41 (nine years ago)

never thought Morbs was trolling.

no reason to visit the politics threads at all anymore now, gonna be 100% circle jerk.

yay for shutting out dissent.

as a constant browser of the US political threads I agree with this, thicken yr goddamn skins imo

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:47 (nine years ago)

Fwiw the tipping point this time seemed to be his invocation of the last time he got 51'd, when he slurred Michelle Obama in pretty disgusting fashion.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:49 (nine years ago)

And not so much the usual revolutionary vanguardism and twitter reposts.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:50 (nine years ago)

could I get a c+p of the M Obama thing

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:54 (nine years ago)

I would have assumed being predictable on the election threads was maybe worth 10-12 FPs; spreading it around on just about every other ILE thread he visited seemed like it'd be worth more

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 October 2016 00:13 (nine years ago)

I still don't get the rules, how many temp bans before one becomes permanent?

I'll let you know

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 14 October 2016 00:22 (nine years ago)

his predictable politics shouldn't earn him any FPs. however, he did tell a lot of people on the politics threads to go fuck themselves, called them disgusting pieces of shit, and so on and so forth. not nice. sad. believe me.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 October 2016 00:22 (nine years ago)

post here if you fp-ed Whiney just now for the sake of research

sarahell, Friday, 14 October 2016 00:23 (nine years ago)

*raises hand*

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 14 October 2016 00:31 (nine years ago)

i was just thinking the other day that nobody gets banned anymore...

funny i feel like i'm glued to some threads but i didn't see this happening

goole, Friday, 14 October 2016 13:10 (nine years ago)

wow, banning mobs during the playoffs smh

Spottie, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)

could I get a c+p of the M Obama thing

yeah I missed this too

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:43 (nine years ago)

his predictable politics shouldn't earn him any FPs. however, he did tell a lot of people on the politics threads to go fuck themselves, called them disgusting pieces of shit, and so on and so forth. not nice. sad. believe me.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, October 14, 2016 1:22 AM (sixteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i lold

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)

the 2012 Democratic National Convention in Charlotte

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)

fwiw when he's not losing his composure in politics threads or being anti-semitic towards Mordy I generally support Dr Morbius and wish him many happy returns

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)

go die likudnik lickspittle

*-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)

i like the mets

*-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)

Dennis Perrin ‏@DennisThePerrin Oct 12
If anything, Russian overlords are ensuring a Hillary victory, which may be their Master Plan, and that makes Hillary . . .

*-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)

http://blog.acton.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/putinthumbsup.jpg

nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)

thx silby - guess I didn't miss it and just forgot it

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)

I expected a portmanteau or something

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:57 (nine years ago)

go die likudnik lickspittle

― *-* (jim in vancouver)

this isn't de subjectivisten

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)

Hey now

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:16 (nine years ago)

not enough "oo"s for that

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:20 (nine years ago)

go die likudnik lickspittle

― *-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, October 14, 2016 5:49 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like the mets

― *-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, October 14, 2016 5:50 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dennis Perrin ‏@DennisThePerrin Oct 12
If anything, Russian overlords are ensuring a Hillary victory, which may be their Master Plan, and that makes Hillary . . .

― *-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, October 14, 2016 5:50 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not bad but the key to a good dr morbius impression is you have to try to make every single thread about dr morbius

*goes to dylan thread*

Har-@-Iago (wins), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)

lol @ "i like the mets"

k3vin k., Friday, 14 October 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)

you fuckers you killed kenny

rip my mensches (s.clover), Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:45 (nine years ago)

Hapapub bray dude!

calstars, Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:58 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlxvt8eJEDE

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)

hooray for you being back Morbs, bar the horrible circumstances

more fun than an Acclaimed Music poll (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)

yes look where shutting out dissent got us now

welcome back

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)

WB morbs, I sent you a friend request on Facebook which you haven't accepted

Darcy Sarto (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)

i don't know who ilxors are, usually

i'll look

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)

Andrew L

Darcy Sarto (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)

too many andrews :)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

btw any keyboard kowards who ever want to call me a bigot "IRL" are welcome to come get a cockpunching.

also "go die in a fire" is not a death threat. I call it "Tombotteryfoolery."

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)

Get thee to a film thread and update us. (Did you like the new Ira Sachs? I did)

imago, Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:13 (nine years ago)

no more cinema analysis. there has to be a price for what you did.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)

too many andrews :)

!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:17 (nine years ago)

fwiw I didn't but fine I guess

imago, Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)

i meant the general "you'

you know, the Cool Kids from 2003

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:21 (nine years ago)

now more than ever

ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Thursday, 10 November 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

being predictable on the election threads
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, October 13, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD55dkiX_ZQ

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 17:48 (nine years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

mookieproof, Friday, 21 April 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

have a good one Morbs!

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7e/d8/91/7ed8913779f40b1df17d8200433fe10f.jpg

HB Morbs!

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

🎉

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

still younger than me

mark s, Friday, 21 April 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

:)

mark s, Friday, 21 April 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

happy birthday! good to meet in nyc earlier this year.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

Happy Birthday!

sleeve, Friday, 21 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

Happy birthday, crankypants!

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

thanks, except those of you who are troglodytes and ruined this thread last fall

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)

i wish you many morbdays dr. morbius

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

<3

syzygy stardust (suzy), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:49 (eight years ago)

Happy Birthday Morbs!!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

happy birthday morbz. u are my favorite ILX poster of all time.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:54 (eight years ago)

Morbs' birthday will forever be linked in my mind with Prince dying, thanks to a triple thread connection last year.

Happy birthday all the same!

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

Feliz cumpleaños you irascible coot

softie (silby), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)

happy bidet doc, got u a gift

http://pre09.deviantart.net/ef2b/th/pre/f/2012/294/9/0/903bff9cf34ab5c3168c7f2ec8fc57c3-d5ijb0h.png

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

bizarro did you even READ that legal notice at the bottom of the image? because i am not on deviantArt.com OR Shadowness.com right now, and i see this art.

happy birthday morbs!

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

i've always heard that the internet is a really good place to share an image, esp. if you want to ensure that it will never be copied or linked or used in any way

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

nbd it all be chill unless someone narcs on me

r u some kinda narc karl, is that what's up here

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

i am charles kunkle jr aka traterchaos or fraterchaos and i spent the latter half of the 1970s making that brain

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

Happy birthday Morbs 🎂

badg, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)

Happy Birthday Morbs!

It's my b'day too!

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

happy bday Hadrian, i enjoy yr empire

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

happy bday to you too, hadrian

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

happy bidet to you bill!

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

Happy birthday old brain-in-a-jar!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 April 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

l-r: morbs, ??? subs pls fill in

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

I think that's Judd Apatow

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

HB, morbs. You just keep getting more and more like yourself.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

vhb morbs

virginity simple (darraghmac), Friday, 21 April 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

very happy birthday morbs

estela, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

happy birthday Dr. M.!

People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:55 (eight years ago)

happy birthday batman

remy bean, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

Ronnie loves your humor, Morbs. Happy birthday!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/content.washingtonexaminer.biz/web-producers/Listicles/092413Schow/Gif8.gif

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 April 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

Happy Birthday to Dr. Morbius, and to me!

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:40 (six years ago)

And Tony Danza obv.

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:40 (six years ago)

And Elizabeth II

mumsnet blvd (wins), Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:41 (six years ago)

Hb all

mumsnet blvd (wins), Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:41 (six years ago)

hb fellow taureans!

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:43 (six years ago)

many happy returns yall!

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:46 (six years ago)

this thread title settles so comfortably into marilyn's cadence

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

hb Hadrian and Dr Morbius!

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

Happy Birthday!

Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:30 (six years ago)

happy birthday morbs and hadrian!

american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:30 (six years ago)

hb both

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 April 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

happy birthday chaps

Sky rockets in flight, afternoon D-White (fionnland), Sunday, 21 April 2019 14:24 (six years ago)

Happy Birthday!

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 April 2019 14:35 (six years ago)

happy happy

Brad C., Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:29 (six years ago)

ty my children, and hb Hadry

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:30 (six years ago)

also Claire Denis is 73 today

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:32 (six years ago)

Happy Birthday!

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:40 (six years ago)

thanks all!

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 April 2019 17:33 (six years ago)

Happy Birthday Morbs & Hadrian!

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 April 2019 18:00 (six years ago)

HB!!!

brimstead, Sunday, 21 April 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

Happy birthday!

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 21 April 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

happy birthday old ass (morbs)

flopson, Sunday, 21 April 2019 20:28 (six years ago)

happy birthday!

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:13 (six years ago)

Happy Birthday Yous.

Yerac, Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:14 (six years ago)

Hi!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:26 (six years ago)

Hb and hi too :)

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:27 (six years ago)

HB.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:29 (six years ago)

From one aging film crank to another...
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jerry+Lewis+Jerry+Lewis+86th+Birthday+Celebration+n53H0PNeyGll.jpg
Zombie Jerry Lewis wishes his Number 1 fan a happy birthday.

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 22 April 2019 00:21 (six years ago)

Big birthday weekend! Happy birthday!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 April 2019 00:30 (six years ago)

sorry to miss the gathering; happy bday man

mookieproof, Monday, 22 April 2019 00:48 (six years ago)

eleven months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/PhX2iw2.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

"happy" birthday dr. morbius!

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:44 (five years ago)

Happy birthday!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:04 (five years ago)

Happy 39th!

silby, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:07 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlqMRCIWsDA

Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:11 (five years ago)

Hb morbs!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:12 (five years ago)

happy birthday morbs!!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

hbd morbs

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

hbd irascible rapscallion

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:18 (five years ago)

Showgirls is a great movie.

Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

happy birthday dr morbius!!

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

Happy B'day Morbs!

I'm....50....today!

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:33 (five years ago)

hb morbs!

calzino, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:49 (five years ago)

Happy birthday mr dorbius!

Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

Happy Morbsday

herds of unmasked cletuses (WmC), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:05 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXy7oG6Eau0

silby, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

Happy birthday Morbs

badg, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

Hb!

Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:42 (five years ago)

I assume everyone is hearing "happy birthday Dr. Morbius" in Marilyn Monroe's voice?

anyway, happy birthday morbs!

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:44 (five years ago)

happy bday and many more, morbs!

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

HB Morbs!

Yerac, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:57 (five years ago)

happy birthday you old bastard

aramone (abanana), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:18 (five years ago)

HB Morbs and Hadrian. I'm not far behind you in the ilxors in their 50s race.

Not sure how to make the best of a birthday in these times but I hope you find something to make you chuckle.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

hbd dr. m!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

happy birthday morbs, hadrian, and everybody else - im thankful all you maniacs on this internet website

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

Morbs wishing you many more hbdaze!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:43 (five years ago)

going to need a few hundred curmudgeonly words on my desk by tomorrow about the uselessness of birthdays

until then, have a great one!

mh, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

hb big fella

steer calmer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

Happy birthday, Morbius

still not as ancient as the Krell

Brad C., Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

happy birthday morbs! <3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:06 (five years ago)

glad to see you're still hanging around, morbs. see you again tomorrow!

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:07 (five years ago)

hb

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

Happy Birthdays everyone!!!

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

happy bidet doc, luv u

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:29 (five years ago)

happy birthday king grumpus

rb (soda), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

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Happy birthday from one aging film crank to another!

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

As Lily Tomlin always said, thank you all a lot.

Happy birthday Hadrian!

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:03 (five years ago)

hi, Morbs! Take this to heart. We have it in common.

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TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:10 (five years ago)

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Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:10 (five years ago)

if anyone is tight with this “dennis perrin” cat and can get him to tweet “happy birthday to morbs,” i got five for that.

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:10 (five years ago)

Happy annual rebirth day! Wish we were spending it in Prospect Park with ice cream, ya grump.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:13 (five years ago)

Happy Birthday Dr Morbius! And to Hadrian as well!

brownie, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 01:12 (five years ago)

two years pass...

would have been 61 today iirc

mookieproof, Friday, 21 April 2023 06:57 (two years ago)

:-(

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 April 2023 07:06 (two years ago)

We love you Bill

ian, Friday, 21 April 2023 15:25 (two years ago)

miss you bill

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 April 2023 15:47 (two years ago)

We'll print the legend, Morbs

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 21 April 2023 18:06 (two years ago)

Happy birthday, boo. I trust you're hearing my arguments with you about 100 Gecs and Pacifiction.

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 21 April 2023 18:19 (two years ago)

Lol, KJB.

The Titus Andromedon Strain (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 21 April 2023 18:25 (two years ago)

one year passes...

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mookieproof, Sunday, 21 April 2024 05:31 (one year ago)

happy birthday, darling. miss you <3

donna rouge, Sunday, 21 April 2024 05:35 (one year ago)

My guy!

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 21 April 2024 13:23 (one year ago)

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This aging film crank misses you so much.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Sunday, 21 April 2024 14:13 (one year ago)

Morbz, you're needed in the Civil War thread.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 April 2024 15:02 (one year ago)

We're making Dolly Parton pancakes in your honor, boo. Bonello's The Beast was the best film of 2023. Cowboy Carter is no Renaissance but it's intermittently great. And 3 Body Problem suggests we might see each other again. Then again, so does Futurama so it's not the most original thought. But to quote Klymaxx, I miss you.

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 21 April 2024 16:26 (one year ago)


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