Oh my god, I'm a hipster

Ladies and Gentlemen, luriqua.

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Is burt drunk?

Just listening to the new Blank Dogs LP. Check it out.

oh.
my.
god.

PZBR

i was riding my bike down the street and a kid called out, "Generation X!" at me. I nearly pissed my banana seat.

another time, another bike ride, someone called out, "one of the Beatles!" at me. what the hell.

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and then my jeans turned skjiny. you know, like really kinsny

you know that the etymology of 'hipster' starts with hip-hugging jeans, right? "hipster in skinny jeans" is hell of redundant

I thought 6-6-06 was the national day of Slayer. That's what I celebrated, anyway.

It's a funny old world: when I was in junior high, those were the haircuts only the dirtbag skaters from bad homes would have had. And did have. And were made fun of for.

username: Sleep and I were asked last night if we played kickball in McCarren park

my co-worker went to salem for the weekend and said he thought i would like it, because i was "kinda goth"

i love salem! i'm not very goth though.

i'm not either! i wear a lot of black to work, though.

you know that the etymology of 'hipster' starts with hip-hugging jeans, right? "hipster in skinny jeans" is hell of redundant

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, May 2, 2008 12:21 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

And here I thought it had something to do with jazz...

jerry a hipster

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lol clipboard

jerry a hipster

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Aw, man, this was ruined by acknowledgment: Burt Stanton has ALWAYS been exactly the kind of hipster who's constantly complaining about "hipsters" being lame

I mean, just some greatest hits from one thread:

the music scene in NYC has been so desperately dead since 2002 or so that I think people are grasping at whatever they can get. All the former big NYC bands this decade have moved to Philly, Berlin, etc

i.e., "New York is so OVER, guys"

sex, drugs, new, weird sensations and experiences, upsetting challenging ideas... that's fun. listening to the drywall-flavored music made by the blandoids who've come to dominate NYC and drive out all the really good bands/artists/writers/etc. isn't my idea of fun.

i.e., "I'm into wild trangressive avant-garde stuff, not your BORING BOURGEOIS VALUES"

I listen to it and I suddenly own a condo walking distance to Park Slope and I drive a Volvo.

i.e., "I decry your middle-class comfort"

Nothing better than seeing some drone out in a South Slope warehouse while toasted, nicely toasted

(Note that SOUTH Slope is OK and non-mocked, due to some form of small-differences hipsterism)

i like msuic that meesses with my feelings, or makes me want to stick my dick in thigs. vampire wekeend makes me want to go to connecticut and say 'hi' to my aunt and uncle while watching the 4th of july aprade down mainstreat quietly and respectfully

hipsters repeat themselves when drunk

remember a time ... when four scumbags from Queens could make it big in New York, or a nerdy working class art school drop out

"Remember"

what good bands are still left in nyc?

i'm just joshin y'all i sell pools in Loris, South Carolina

Aw, man, this was ruined by acknowledgment: Burt Stanton has ALWAYS been exactly the kind of hipster who's constantly complaining about "hipsters" being lame

-- nabisco, Friday, 2 May 2008 19:13

Yeah, I'm conflicted about Burt here, because a true hipster would never actually admit to being one, yet they love nothing more than moaning about other "hipsters" and how they are lame and middle class or whatever.

Well, I guess that settles it.

xpost

burt is always admitting his hipsterness - half his posts start w/now my jeans are just as skinny as the next guys but...

so burt's a sockpuppet?

hipsters moaning about hipsters moaning about hipsters

New York's alright if you like saxaphones

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"Hmmmm... chlorine eh?"

Just listening to the new Blank Dogs LP. Check it out.

-- burt_stanton, Friday, May 2, 2008 5:01 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Blank Dogs is the east coast Ariel Pink. Discuss.

oh come on, mr blank dog isn't THAT bad.

blank dogs isn't a band either.

No shirt I lived like a few blocks from the dude.

the thing about nyc is that for most of the 20th c it's been a better folk and jazz town than a rock town, maybe burt's just barkin up the rong tree

no shirt no service

I think Blank Dogs >>> Ariel Pink even

hating on "hipsters" vs. hating "the scene"

1. Scene police
love it 6 up, 1 down hate it

A person who thinks that everyone else is trying to become scene. May make sly remarks to friends as if they are making fun of another person's style. This person may think they were the original scene queen, or the one who started the trend in their area.
"That girl is trying to look scene, but she can't pull it off.", said the scene police!
scene pig scene po-po know it all rude bitchy
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2. scene police
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protectors of the scene. call scenesters out for being phoney. those who try to prevent their local scene from being swallowed whole by hipsters/scenesters/the like by telling them off. usually they don't have to balls to come back after being told off.
i showed up to the throwdown show in my little sister's jeans and fingerless gloves to score some scene cred, and some mosher dude beat me up. fucking scene police, i'm never going back.
scenester scene scene police wannabe faggot emo emoxcore screamo
by mawrocki Jul 19, 2007 email it

how can u hate on this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4pVpwHLWo

"Gee Derrick, hope no jits show up tonight and spoil our europhile fun."

These clips don't show the realness of how the Scene and The New Dance Show came about. I got footage of Cheryl People, Yvonne Gooden, Lawanada. This was back when u actually had to DANCE. Dudes keep focusing on the dudes but there are gay guys everywhere and not all of them were gay. Who cares? That sh** was off the chain. This can't be recaptured.

The New Dance Show has some awesome clips, like dudes still dressing like they're in the 70s dancing to Cybotron. It's too bad Youtube pulled most of the clips down

there are relatively few genuine magnetic avant eccentric people who just do their thing and who would be creative and fashion-freaky even if they lived in a goddamn cave. and there are always the people who follow suit less convincingly and they're not necessarily bad people but they're not really worth listening to.

bah

i am not really either of those things and i get pissed when someone calls me a hipster

^ hipster

there is a heirarchy of hipsterdome. At the top are the fashionista kids who are currently wearing Zubaz pants and drinking oldschool Zima that was preserved for 15 years in a cryocapsule in case it ever became ironic to drink.

Those Scene clips rival Downtown '81 in terms of awesome noo-wave era fashion. I love 'em.

zima's still around dude

that's Zima XXX or some shit. I'm talking the oldschool bottles and shit, where if you opened them up your entire house would freeze baby that shit was frosty

i miss the early 90s so much i want ot travel back in time, shave off howie mandel's jew fro and smoke that shit.

do american hipsters enjoy techno? i've never figured that one out.

No, only "blog house".

they really like daft punk

i miss the early 90s so much

media-driven faux-nostalgia shocker

go buy a padded shoulder cobalt blue jacket and feather your bangs and then we'll see

it's time to bring back the concept of "cool people"

^^^ yes

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Eeeehh!

BURT STANTON BEYOND HIPSTERDOME

There was a sea change in "liking daft punk" last spring. Now: lame

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perhaps they were ... human after all.

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IF IT FLOATES, WE KNOAWE IT'S A HIPSTERE

I was informed by a soho fashionista that ascots were originally to hide smallpox scars because you were supposed to scratch yr chest instead of yr face

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GOODNIGHT, MUSH

wow tanline

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I demand photographic proof that burt stanton isn't a hipster why because he seem intersting.

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burt stanton posted on WDYLL once and he looked like any other skinny white boy from brooklyn.

you mean from NJ/CT/LI living in brooklyn

is he a "vegan" aka "former fat kid"?

haha aren't they all

vegans. worst people ever?

i dunno, they aren't "bad people", just people with somewhat socially acceptable eating disorders

No, I'm not "vegan", I just had a veal smoothie this morning

lol privileged dietary morality

Everyone at foodswings should be shot in the face

Absolutely. You don't ruin much meat that way.

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first time we've seen or spoken to each other in 10 years. Freedom was my prom date (seen scurrying away to my right). he now owns and cooks at his vegan restaurant in brooklyn called foodswings. Freedom taught me about jazz, introduced me to the world of independent films and turned me vegan.

DULL GAZE OF A MIND WARPED BY LACK OF DELICIOUS BACON

Burt cracks me up because he is so unapologetically behind the curve on everything. Nothing wrong with a little 2003! Behind is the new ahead. I love reading his posts.

what good bands are still left in nyc?

-- chicago kevin, Friday, May 2, 2008 12:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

The Hold Steady. I wish they would play out here.

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foodswings is selling vegan skittles! apparently in europe they don't use gelatin because of mad cow fears, and therefore a bunch of products that aren't vegan in the u.s, are vegan in europe. yet another reason to move.

i thought the hold steady was diehard minneapolis

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buhhhhh

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fucking goobers

Find: hipster
Replace: Cylon

Only way to make this thread halfway readable.

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STOP RAISING MY RENT ASSHOLS

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They are but all true Brooklyn hipsters are from the Midwest/South/rust belt.

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people with plugs are disgusting savages imo

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ok this look intersting

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jon you are making me v v happy i don't live in brooklyn

GUYS THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH GUNS WHO RAPE CHILDREN ON A DAILY BASIS AND YOU ARE PISSED OFF ABOUT DUDES WHO DON'T LIKE HAMBURGERS.

SHIT.

Someone please post a "unicorn chaser" of delicious pies and thighs

thanks, see oh en ess see eye en see eee xp

nick righteous calling-out of misplaced aggression is over dude, get with the now

i think the next big thing should be old people

i mean not just dressing up like them but that is okay, too

sassy old people are the bees knees

Old fellas with proper crested blazers and slacks and big glasses, fantastic.

because let's face it -- it's only a matter of time before everyone all age and every old person has a zelda tattoo or a blog so let's not waste time on this, let's grab a checkerboard and find the nearest old person and reminisce on a time when people wore proper hats

elmo's one man quest to bring back the bowties :D

OLD PEOPLE ARE OUR MOST PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCE

they're forgotten more than we'll ever know!

Scary: my dad is only like 4 years younger than Ben Stein.

you can learn a lot from old people

did you know old people like seafood restaurants because fish is really easy to chew??? FACT

you live in the ocean state; everyone likes seafood.

liverwurst sandwiches and a tall glass of buttermilk

ok maybe too far

my Dad was in Ben Stein's college class

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some days I love you all

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i think i actually saw this happen as i walked past beauty bar the other night

Hipsters can't get enough of Death Cab, that's what I always say

I'm a fakenger.