Post here to get an invite to the KBP Secret Board!!

DID YOU KNOW: the KBP secret board does not have capes but it has a) the Aja/Dante penguins, b) Vladimir Putin and c) the terrifying secret behind frozen orange juice concentrate.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

ALSO: Tuomas is not allowed to know the existence of this secret board.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)

Invite is a verb.

PS WHERE IS MINE

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://futurefeedforward.com/dingot.jpg

― DG, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:24 (seventeen years ago)

PLUS: we have nude photos of a popular female poster! You'll never guess who it is! Or maybe you will!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:24 (seventeen years ago)

orbit?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

Uh, no.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:27 (seventeen years ago)

esteban?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)

Who he?

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)

oh POPULAR, sorry

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

Hear that, AA? That is the sound of your invite being ripped up, MATE.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

Huh, weird.

So should I care? <--(swell non-threating tone)

― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:34 (seventeen years ago)

Like is this board just dynamite?

― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:34 (seventeen years ago)

Because if you're part of a SECRET BOARD, you far more important than the ILX plebs. If you're not, you are NOTHING.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

Me far more important, hmmm. I may consider a plea. For now though, EATING.

― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

Fair enough.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

oh noes don't rip up my verb

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

next you will be tearing up my juggle

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

hook me up

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

plz

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know how to interpret that!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

i already told you i got a bf

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

No cape jokes in 20 posts, wtf?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) I wasn't thinking that (I was thinking you wanted a bag of gnarly weed from Old Man Raggett's farm) and that you thought I thought that now eliminates any chance you have of getting an invite!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

you should be flattered i thought you thought i thought that

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

By the way, I didn't read that thread after I posted in it because I suddenly remembered that you do have a bf. Which is no excuse for you being a pothead or nuthin.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.geoffcapes.com/index/header.jpg

― Ed, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

drugs are bad

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/HM36~Drugs-Are-Bad-Posters.jpg

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

i'm starting to doubt the existence of this 'secret board' of yours, kbp.

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

the KBP secret board does not have capes

a siren call for posters of limited capability.

― estela, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

estela is not invited because she'll overshadow everyone as usual!!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

o o estie canna hava secrets bord invite plz plz plz !!!!!!!!

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

i assume im autoinvited

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.united-states-map.org/florida/images/cape-canaveral-map.gif

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

I am interested in your secret board. What is it about and how many people are on it roughly? ILx is a bit overwhelming for me.

NO NO NO, do not send your requests via e-mail! Only requests for entry in this thread will be considered!!

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

this isn't about that whiteboard in your kitchen is it phil

― electricsound, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

For the record, our most popular threads are "Popular ILX Female Poster Naked - We Have Photos" (obv) and "oh man i saw the face of heath ledger burnt onto tha side of a grilled cheese am i haunted".

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:51 (seventeen years ago)

i want in

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:52 (seventeen years ago)

this isn't about that whiteboard in your kitchen is it phil

We don't have a whiteboard and even my housemate's fridge broke down on Tuesday, even through I still have jergins' postcard from Montreal on it.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:52 (seventeen years ago)

i want in

Oh, you just want to know who we found in the nuddy.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:53 (seventeen years ago)

well DUH

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

I would like an invite Mr. Boy Pato

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 8 May 2008 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

well DUH

IT'S YOOOOOU.

― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 8 May 2008 12:15 (seventeen years ago)

i heard it's YOU, nancy boy!

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 8 May 2008 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

if it didn't say FEMALE I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if it was. but i definitely have man bits. If i send KBP one anyway do I get in?

― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 8 May 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

I have man bits too! Can I go in now please?

― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 8 May 2008 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

I WANT ONE (er, what is it?)

― Thomas, Thursday, 8 May 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

a man bit?

― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 8 May 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

I have lagom man bits thanks AA. but i am keen to understand the secrets of eternal youth.

― Thomas, Thursday, 8 May 2008 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

So King buddy, may I?

That's all I got.

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 8 May 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

i think my credentials speak for themselves

― ciderpress, Thursday, 8 May 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

KBP have you ever heard of (defunct) ADL band called 'Alien D4ve'?

― S-, Thursday, 8 May 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

No, I try to avoid ADL bands at all costs (99% are shit punk/emo outfits).

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 9 May 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

OK, those who are deemed worthy should find that the secret board is available to them now.

For those who do not find themselves available to the secret board; let's just say I'm very disappointed in you.

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 9 May 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

is it too late to be invited to the party why because it sounds intersting

― Savannah Smiles, Friday, 9 May 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

Ongoing invites will be issued to those deemed worthy enough and keen enough to join.

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 9 May 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

hi.

― Mark G, Friday, 9 May 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sayhi.ca/images/worthy.jpg

― Savannah Smiles, Friday, 9 May 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://koti.mbnet.fi/wdd/keen1.jpg

― Savannah Smiles, Friday, 9 May 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.oldecapebuilders.com/_borders/Olde_Cape_logo_05.gif

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 9 May 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=21124096

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 May 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

I would like an invite because I haven't been invited to any other secret boards so I guess I'll have to settle for yours.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 9 May 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

If I attend this Secret Board, will I be granted the honorific, capo di tutti frutti?

― Aimless, Friday, 9 May 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah what Hurting said!

xxoo

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 9 May 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

Thanks Pato!

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj58/vzbx/ilkbp.gif

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 9 May 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

oi ya cunt

― S-, Saturday, 10 May 2008 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

i'll say.

― estela, Saturday, 10 May 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

i would like to be invited thanks kbp

― jergïns, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

does gangsta andy partridge post there???

― gershy, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:13 (seventeen years ago)

hope so i fucking love that guy

― jergïns, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/910fe6668e0d7354e3e9beae174f00692e3aaac3_m.jpg

― Bobbi Peru, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:19 (seventeen years ago)

gangsta andy partridge poster of the millenium

― max, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

gangsta andy partridge is up in dat area representin tha xtc krew from tha easside swindon 4 life with oranges and lemons and biatches

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:41 (seventeen years ago)

good lord! look what fell off the turnip wagon

― Aimless, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

So much for secret borads being rubbish. This one is awesome.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 07:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sikhspectrum.com/042003/images/lamb.jpg

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 07:44 (seventeen years ago)

slightly crushed I haven't recieved an invite after demonstrating keenness and worth.

― Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:18 (seventeen years ago)

this thread does not work.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe thats because said secret board is about as existent as girls who have pyjama tickle parties in their dorms xpost

― Trayce, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)

^jelus

― electricsound, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:25 (seventeen years ago)

Hey where is my invite! I only took you to the city's classiest restaurant and entertainment venue!

― S-, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 13:45 (seventeen years ago)

I haven't gotten an invite either.

Guess I'll just have to stick with 77 and Happy Robots.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

That's a shame. Pato, get me some friends.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

no interest evar

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

Didn't you know I have a secret board? Welp, I do!

tru confessions: as a 14 year old BBS user i used the phrase "welp" quite often
ps don't invite me

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

Sign me up!

― gduke, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

ps don't invite me

invited

welcome aboard

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 15 May 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, and I can say that the KBP Secret Board is about 1000000000x better, funnier, wittier and sexier than 77.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

The whittlings of witlings, eh?

― Aimless, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

lol aa doesnt even know where the secret borads live

http://i26.tinypic.com/2lldrvp.jpg

― jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

Ow, that Firefox toolbar is giving me a headache.

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

Alphabet soup, it is!

― Abbott, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

It looks like a handy cheat sheet for baffling internet-based acronyms

― badg, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

o im sure you guys can figure most of them out

― jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

i want a link to secret link site info

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

I want in!

― bamcquern, Thursday, 22 May 2008 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

GGW = Girls Gone Wild

― bamcquern, Thursday, 22 May 2008 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

yeah that's what it is in mine (my toolbar looks like jhoshea's only ILX and GGW are switched)

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 May 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

The KBP Secret Board!! is crap, now give me my invite.

― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago)

You forgot to say PLEASE.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:20 (seventeen years ago)

good thing you have your secret board since you were banned from 1p3
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/26/2008/02/01/320x240/phunky.JPG

― chaki, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:23 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, well, the 1p3rs are going to greater things now! (This excludes YOU.)

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:26 (seventeen years ago)

I was bout to ask how the fuck this thread stayed alive and then realized it was on ILE

I don't even have the words. Roll on, Pato, roll on.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:28 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

request invite asap

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

Savannah Smiles

― buzza, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)

no thx

― shmamille shmaglia (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:24 (thirteen years ago)

ilkbp.jpg

― derek and cliiv (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:25 (thirteen years ago)

sorry .gif

― derek and cliiv (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:25 (thirteen years ago)

post here to get an invite to the KBP Secret Broad

― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XXJGO.jpg

― derek and cliiv (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

^ his seel

― Philsatawny Punx (S-), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 07:28 (thirteen years ago)

FYI guys the current exchange rate is 3 Oink invites for every 1 Secret Board invite.

― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:18 (thirteen years ago)

have you softened your stance re me.

― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:28 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, but only if you are willing to assist the Secret Board in a deconstruction of the newest classic of literature, "Fifty Shades of Grey".

― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3tcsqcIEUpM&v=3tcsqcIEUpM&gl=AU

― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 09:46 (thirteen years ago)

is this the 77 board people talk about?

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 09:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=3tcsqcIEUpM&nomobile=1

― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 10:06 (thirteen years ago)

Thinking back on it, it should have been called "Aussie Moles to Mademoiselles".

― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)

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