EVIL GUIDE DOG

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/tornado.jpg
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/SHOWERDOG.jpg
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/CarBikeDOG.jpg

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/GWARDOG.jpg
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/volcanodog.jpg
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/CONSTRUCTIONDOG.jpg

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/OBAMADOG.jpg
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/DOCKDOG.jpg
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/SPACESTATIONDOG.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1065/1366899437_2168d67ec6.jpg?v=0

That was 2 hours...sorta well spent.

http://users.bigpond.net.au/steventa/03a.jpg

definitely! nice job
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http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07/GiantDog_450x556.jpg

http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/files/gallery/albums/NON-SOGA/NON_SOGA_Female_Troll.jpg

http://socialmarketing.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/guide_cat.jpg

http://www.scifijapan.com/Ep/07reptilian1.jpg

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/baseballDog.jpg

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/BOXINGDOG.jpg

GWARDOG A+++++

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

it appeared the dog made a mistake.

I thought this was going to be about the guide dog that kept leading its owners out into traffic a few years ago but kept being shuffled around to new people anyway because "a well-trained guide dog is hard to find".

hahaha awzom evil guide dog!

totally

A fresh dilemma..

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http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/DUNGEONDOG.gif

fucking awesome

wau

INSTANT CLASSIC THREAD

this changes the game

I vote Z S for performing the three miracles required to be SAINT FUCKING BADASS.

hahahamaazing

OMG MOVING MAGIC EYE GUARD DOG NIGHTMARE AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

You don't even need to be smoking anything to realize this has raised the bar somewhat. :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

-- gbx, Friday, May 16, 2008 8:45 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

THE CORRECT WORD IS

NIGHTMARE

ILZSor!

i'm such the shithead for not having clicked on this thread earlier. Z S = genius of ilx this wk

holy shit

oh my fucking god. that's all.

Thanks for the nice comments, everyone.

I didn't realize until recently that Magic Eyes work their magic on computer screens as well as the printed form. Maybe that was obvious for everyone else but it was a happy surprise for me. I don't know about animated Magic Eyes though, that's probably a different story. Or - could it be the new frontier of tricking your brain?

I want to scoop your brain out and keep it on my mantle. Yes I have a mantle.

So, on the bus ride back home from errands, there was a guide dog on the bus and I realized...

Because of this thread, I will never see any guide dogs the same way again.

NEVER

"Why are you laughing, sir? She's just my dog."

"NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!"

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/TESTDOG.gif

^

all time

i go away for two damn days...

This, and Roy Orbison wrapped in Clingfilm.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2208/humphreyandnedevilhb4.jpg

i...just saw this

i feel like i've witnessed the birth of a star

This thread got a serious injection of AWESOME

it reminds me a little of some of the viz photo-stories from the mid-80s. which is high praise indeed, really.

Hahaha, cosign on grimly's point there.

there was one they "shot" at the metro centre at gateshead, about aliens taking over newcastle ... it wasn't funny in any way, actually, just bleakly bloody terrifying. i'll see if i can find it and scan it. (nb: i make promises like this; people wait years and nothing happens.)

I was of course curious about the Viz (which I've never read) photo stories. Wikipedia says:

"One example is a young woman who is convinced the spirit of her dead husband has possessed the family dog and after some soul searching begins a sexual relationship with the dog. A running joke in these stories is that they often feature a car accident in which one of the characters is run down - in every case, the same man is driving the car, and always responds with the same line: "Sorry mate, I didn't see her!""

I've gotta check these out! Grimly if you ever find the time to scan one I'd love to see it.

Evil guide dog spotting back in January. (Scroll down to Buffster's message for THE CONFIRMATORY PHRASE.)

THANK YOU REV

Oh, I only just noticed that.

Um, I don't want to poop or anything, but isn't this "CLASSIC THREAD" actually just "ILE-laughs-at-blind-people"?

lol, I R hypocrite! :)

Stephen Hawking as Davros could redeem it.

-- JimD, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 08:50 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I've gotta check these out! Grimly if you ever find the time to scan one I'd love to see it

somewhere i have a copy of their 25th-anniversary compendium thing. but i've no idea where: i'm rather aggrieved that i can't seem to find it. fuck. i shall keep hunting.

Um, I don't want to poop or anything, but isn't this "CLASSIC THREAD" actually just "ILE-laughs-at-blind-people"?

No.

ILE laughs at evil bad dogs

What the?!?!! (xp)

I don't have anything new to add, except for a friend of mine was nice enough to let me post these over here with a wicked tones+hilarious saxophone solo soundtrack.

oh shit yeah this thread kept me very well entertained in absentia, fuckin' awesome stuff dude

omg omg omg

No wallogina/Evil Guide Dog crossover?

oh no

NIGHTMARE

I WILL OPEN YOUR EYES DEANNE

ZS you are a tip-top genius and gentleman, and I turn to this thread in times when I need life-boosting awe.

ilx is number one search for 'evil guide dog'

I keep coming back to this thread and getting creeped out by that last pictorial all over again. So great.

can i just

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/gay-dogs-not-welcome-diner-told/story-e6frea6u-1225857841237

haa

deserves a quote really

'"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog," the statement said.'

good fucking lord, story of the year

It's the anti-Hoos!

evil guide dog v BIZARRO ANARCHO DOG

patriot of the decade

That dog is amazing! for posterity:

"The dog takes a frontline position as protesters confront riot police"
"The hound always seems to side with the protesters, whatever the dispute"
"Nonplussed as a lone stone-thrower prepares to attack police"
"The dog has been a regular of scenes of social unrest for two years and is unfazed even by water cannon"
"The dog stood guard over a line of protesters in December when students took to the streets to protest against a plan for policing at universities"
"At another protest in December, the dog appeared again"
"It scavenges from a bottle of milk dropped by farmers during a protest near Syntagma Square in central Athens"
"It joins a single demonstrator in a sit-down protest"
"Teargas explodes right in front of the curious canine"
"Paint-spattered police ignore the dog as it saunters past"
"However ugly the confrontation, the dog is unperturbed"

Where is the picture+caption that says "The dog munches on special treats as he is surrounded by hundreds of friends on "we love protest dog" day. The legendary dog is truly loved by everyone that he meets and is most likely the greatest canine of all time"

desexed=gay????

I think all dogs should become guide dogs

guido dogs

THE SIGHTS WE SEE MAKE US WANT TO TEAR OUT OUR OWN EYES

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/imageBank/g/giro_2010_st_11_EVANS_FINISH.jpg

god damn that greek protest dog is amazing

wow @ protest dog, he is a g-d hero

also btw Z_S did you know about this: http://www.secretdancemoves.com/?p=130

you are not that dude, right?

I think I may have linked to that upthread, actually. I used to be a part of a small crew that contributed to that blog. It kinda morphed over time into a super awesome obscuro music blog, and I stopped contributing because I only know like two or three super awesome obscuro music releases! :/

Also, I totally forgot about evil guide dog tbh! Weird that it was like 2 1/2 years ago!

dude, I think that ministory is one of the best things I've seen on the web in the past 5 years

no joke, it's really a masterpiece IMO

That's really kind, thanks! :)

I'm thinking about doing another one pretty soon. I recently put together a (non-animated) comic for Justine and Jordan's Chance Press, and I was thinking about potentially doing an animated version of it, since I still have all the dozens of Photoshop layers and it's still fresh in my mind.

DJPOTM

the whole "The correct word is... NIGHTMARE" sequence is just brilliant

this reminded me of Evil Guide Dog, for some reason

http://windows95tips.tumblr.com/

Having missed this meme orig'ly I thought for sure this thread was about Suspiria

"i've never forgotten you"
"but are you ready for the truth ruffruffruff?"
"what choice do i have?"
"anymore?"
"i can't even see anymore"

was definitely the dumbest opening to anything that i've ever written, and let me tell you, the competition is heated

i actually love "what choice do i have? anymore? i can't even see anymore"

that was where the thread got good

the hard turn into psychological horror on this thread is still amazing

"i've never forgotten you"
"but are you ready for the truth ruffruffruff?"
"what choice do i have?"
"anymore?"
"i can't even see anymore"

was definitely the dumbest opening to anything that i've ever written, and let me tell you, the competition is heated

still true after all these years, although i continue to add new contenders to the stupid writing competition of the self

also i still vow to do a follow-up narrative sequence (though not evil guide dog related, probably). although i think part of the charm of the original was how rough and crappy it looked! i spent a little waaaaaay the hell too much time making GIFs the last 7 years so now of course everything looks very professional and suitable for children and adults of all ages

i vow to

Tears in my eyes here... I was just about to say that I'd never seen this thread before and how come when I noticed I'd posted to it!

maybe it was your..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... evil guide dog

thanks karl for making this, and thanks everyone who bumps this thread every few years so i can enjoy it again

THE WORLD
HAS CHANGED
FROM THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW IT DEANNE

THE SIGHTS WE SEE MAKE
US WANT TO TEAR OUT
OUR OWN EYES!

BUT YOU ARE LUCKY…

YOU STILL HAVE A CHOICE!
RENOUNCE SIGHT!
EMBRACE BLINDNESS!

<3

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this is the third result for an "evil guide dog" google search

love the thought of someone doing that search

how have i never seen this thread before?

Top 10 thread

pretty much the apotheosis of ilx thread as art imo

i screwed up. i'm applying for jobs so i was checking to see what a google search for my name turned up. mostly clean, except for one old photobucket image that some stranger linked to that i don't remember ever posting that i'd rather not have associated with my name. so i hit the "scramble all filenames" option in an attempt to break the link (it didn't work). but it did break all the links to all of my old terrible images. the first part of my gif thread is a bunch of photobucket brokenlink kittens now (which is actually an improvement), but i forgot that it would ruin this thread too. this is what a lot of ILX will look like some day, once the common image hosting services go out of business. anyway, i ended up just ragedeleting my photobucket account but i saved the evil guide dog series first.

http://i.imgur.com/RHHuV1W.jpg
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nice work. i liked the skyscraper building one too, if you still have that around

'fraid not!

the guide dog was leading her across the beams of an under-construction skyscraper

peace god

but i saved the evil guide dog series first

Thank the Lord... but this means the exam room gif has gone ;_;

that sucks so bad, ZS. do you have any of your work backed up on a hard drive somewhere, or is it totally gone?

some google thumbnails:

http://i.imgur.com/7z9dBuh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ByLm2ry.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/YhZKfrj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2Myn7dq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Y99okGM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/S3E2Ha5.jpg

Evil guide dog truly is the pinnacle of ILX - good luck with the job app ZS.

http://i.imgur.com/TS6LMDF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/SJ5X92w.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/On30yto.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PItaLP2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NneAkiv.jpg

(I'm not sure how many of those were originally gifs, but it's better than nothing)

http://i.imgur.com/apcU47r.jpg

wow, thanks for finding those! most of the ones that i didn't post earlier today were just stills (one exception was the one with moving desks in the classroom that tom d mentioned). now that i think about it, i might also have them saved in an external hard drive somewhere. but maybe not - i was even worse at keeping a good archive of things 7 years ago than i am today

now do it as an NFT

ban LJ!

--AS YOU WISH, "MASTER"--