swimfan

?

omg frightened

Thread of missing heave ho

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/360638053_3fb3c407f8.jpg?v=0

ok WTF

Whoever sent me this package in the mail... wtf? what is this map supposed to show me? and I don't know what languages this notebook thing is written in - Chinese? pages of pictograms... and Hebrew? - but I can't read most of it. I have a colleague who can probably figure some of - listen, whatever. Sending me all this crap and a plane ticket to some airport I've never even heard of is just weird, ok? I mean, I'm intrigued a little, but why all the secrecy?

lololol lets just shut ilx down for good

if only it were that easy

this thread sounds like the premise for a decent enough horror movie if we can just find the right director

Uwe Boll!

Mike Leigh

chaki

Anyway, Fritz RIP, heaven needed a shitty old ILX creep.

uh what

Dom cut it out.

he's just projecting, it's cool

dom, what have i ever done to you and your buddies? i don't even know who you are or what your interests are or what you like and don't like... what is your problem with me? i don't even remember interacting with you at all... what is with you?

Fritz did used to use a sockpuppet to ILX to repeatedly accuse longstanding ILX posters of being racists, yes? I mean, that's the kind of shit you'd be banned for nowadays.

Fritz is there any chance you could forward these emails? ilx.moderators at gmail dot com.

this thread sounds like the premise for a decent enough horror movie if we can just find the right director

Surely this would be a remake of a J-Horror flick?

Dario Passantino

q: dom, what have i ever done to you and your buddies?

a: i don't even know who you are or what your interests are or what you like and don't like

i did a sock puppet thread YEARS ago accusing people of being racist of black ROBOTS as a fucking joke, you weirdo

CREPEY.

Dom has been killfiled by his regular social life and it's all YOUR fault, everybody.

And now someone is sending you random weird ILX shit cut and pasted out of context as a joke. Can't you take a joke?

This is the only horror film I know that's title is the name of the stalkers AIM account:

http://www.availableimages.com/images/previews/Swimfan%20(2002).jpg

jhosea: bahahaha

Sorry to hear abt this fritz, it is never fun when your inbox is not peaceful, or at least predicatbly dull.

http://www.availableimages.com/images/previews/Swimfan%20(2002).jpg

^this movie has a really awful soundtrack

man people take this board way too seriously.

http://www.metascapemedia.net/sarahs_art_gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Cool_Banana_Tree.jpg

man people take this board way too seriously.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:06 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

fuck sarah, she's clearly a gators fan

i don't really see it as a joke, dom - but if its what passes for a joke here now, i'm done. OK? as i said, you win, dom. you win.

You mean the senders of creepy shit as well as the receivers, right Crutis?

q: dom, what have i ever done to you and your buddies?

Buddies? Who?

I am not proud to call myself an ilxor today ;_;

All these people offering opinions about how funny this ISN'T might be a more accurate measure of general feeling, Fritz.

dom was it you sending the weird emails to fritz?

does this shit happen like clockwork aroudn here or is it just my imagination? its like tick tick tick BLOWUP tick tick tick BLOWUP tick tick tick

:-(

omg i really wanna see swimfan

sur i am kinda surprised you haven't already

hey fritz that sucks. you are a great poster & i'd be sad to see you go. dom what's the deal??

you should find hte posters that spell the name as SWIMFAN@

they exist

All these people offering opinions about how funny this ISN'T might be a more accurate measure of general feeling, Fritz.

-- suzy, Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:11 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

is there a polish poster of it s1ocki

i know, i am too

i'm also surprised i haven't seen the beach

man people take this board way too seriously.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:06 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

-- sleep, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:07 AM (Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:07 AM) Bookmark Link

oh i agree too!! :)

how did we get from molesworth to this?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41HS096RNXL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

i wish i get creepy webmail from ilx :\

wait so that's the guy from bring it on, right? the brother love interest?

Yes it is. He's so hot.

Jesse Bradford? I think that's his name.

Yes. I still think of him as the kid in Soderbergh's King of the Hill.

"Bring it On" is one of my guilty pleasures and I love him in that but I think it's the only thing I know him from actually.

There's nothing guilty about loving Bring It On, it's a brilliant film.

I haven't seen it in a long time. I should fix that. It take a lot for me to like a movie that has KD in it since I normally hate her but yeah, big BIO <3.

1. Everything - Pacifier Listen Listen
2. Greater Than/Less Than - Saliva Listen Listen
3. Cave - Celebrity Listen Listen
4. Deny - Acoustic - Default Listen Listen
5. Slow Down - Wayne Listen Listen
6. Black - Sevendust Listen Listen
7. Whole - Flaw Listen Listen
8. Down In Me - Allergic Listen Listen
9. Roll Over & Play Dead - Portable Listen Listen
10. Clueless - Pay The Girl Listen Listen
11. Too Much Too Soon - Llama Listen Listen
12. Jesus Says - Ash Listen Listen

swimf@n is basically THE CRUSH with chlorine, y/n?

One difference between old ILX and present ILX is that there was a time when there seemed to be a board-wide consensus about certain things, like Basement Jaxx and Missy's "Work It" and Bring It On. Kind of weird when you first discover the board.

the diving board?????

xp We all agree that tipping is a topic worthy of discussion

Everybody still loves Missy's "Work It" tho, surely?

xxp

swimfan
the scene in 'the craft' where christine taylor starts losing her hair
the crush
and that lifetime movie 'cyber seduction' where kelly lynch's kid is addicted to porn

these things, they form a dark constellation in my braine

Man, The Craft, that was a shitty movie

and that lifetime movie 'cyber seduction' where kelly lynch's kid is addicted to porn

Oh man how come I haven't seen this????

the crush is awesome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FeardotCom

^^^saw that, not as good as killer net

There's nothing guilty about loving Bring It On, it's a brilliant film.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:32 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Maybe I need to try watching this in a lol-goth-phase-rommmate free zone. He pretty much ruined any hopes of me enjoying that, as he does with most things.

As far as the acting goes, Silverstone is very sexy (she was older than 14 during filming so I can say this without coming across as a perv)

==

Alicia Silverstone became an "emancipated minor" at age 15 during the shooting of the film meaning she was legally on her own and not a dependent of her parents.

abbott, pretty sure there is an ilx thread on it around somewhere!

one of the clearest things i remember about it was the kid had a burned CD with the phrase "virgin vaginas" written on it in marker

way to be discreet kiddo

rabies i don't understand how he ruined it - eliza dushdkgiue was quasi-goth in that... he shoulda been into it!

this sounds like a good film!

Cherry Falls is a 2000 horror/thriller film written by Ken Selden and directed by Geoffrey Wright. The film stars Brittany Murphy, Jay Mohr, Michael Biehn and Jesse Bradford.

The film is a slasher film, but with a twist on traditional rules as the killer only attacks virgins. When the students discover this fact, they decide to throw a sex party that will take them off the list of possible victims.

now that is fucking brilliant

that actually happened at my high school

lol "cherry falls"

this sounds like a good film!

You haven't seen it?! Change that quickly!!!

If I remember correctly there was a scene where JB wears a Clash t-shirt and it was during that scene that I was like omgiloveyou.

Remember that movie the guy from Twisted Sister made about an internet creep but this was in the era of 56k so it took a psychotic clown like 20 minutes to upload a video to AOL to threaten your life. I think it was called Strangeland.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Strangeland.jpg

Dee Snider threw a large party, open to the public, at Webster Hall in New York City to promote and celebrate the theatrical release of Strangeland the night before it debuted, with the party ending in time for VIP's to leave and see a midnight screening of the movie. The party was called Night of 1000 scars and still stands out in the body modification community due to the sheer scope of the event.

Webster Hall is a club with four floors, and performances took place on three of these floors simultaneously. This included people having their eyes and mouths sewn shut and a performance by Allen Falkner's suspension group, TSD, in which three people hung from hooks going through the skin across the tops of their backs. They were suspending from rotating beams, allowing them to rotate in a large circle, remaining air-born most of the time, and soaring out over the audience.

The Lizardman was also in attendance and performed his fire act. The bands Bile and Crisis, who are on the soundtrack, also performed. Most attendee's were decked out in their finest fetish wear. The party was organized by Keith Alexander.

Body mod nerds are just the fucking worst.

ilx mods, if you don't mind please delete this thread (or retitle this thread and delete my posts so the movie discussion can continue). my hotmail account is deleted and I'm gone. thanks.

:(

rabies i don't understand how he ruined it - eliza dushdkgiue was quasi-goth in that... he shoulda been into it!

-- tehresa, Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:50 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oh, no, he LOVED it! What ruined it for me was him quoting every thing, pointing out EVERY next thing that came up and laughing HYSTERICALLY (fake, not to mention), eyes darting for my reaction....basically anything he likes and is pimping to you is demolished by his stiff awkwardness. You should hear him try to retell a joke.

I can't hear "Deuce Coup" without singing it "Eliza Dushku" instead.

Somehow that's how I imagine custos wld be IRL.

xp

I guess this leaves Nabisco and David R. as the only ones left from the Da Capo book to still post on ILX.

my god those paragraphs!

Lifetime Teen Porn Addict Movie Thread

"You touch her again and this picture is getting emailed to 911"

fritz has been around for as long as I can remember btw and I think it's kinda bullshit if the person who creeped it out won't 1) say "that was me" and 2) apologize for it

lol "creeped it out" isn't what I meant to type but I like it

"Hey J0hn, whatcha doin'?"
"I dunno...just creepin' it out."

But yeah, "kinda" doesn't even begin to describe the level of bullshit.

i assumed everyone was assuming that it was *someone* who is already banned, j0hn

"Hands up, who's a creep?"

... that's not gonna work

weel theres some probability that its one of the people whos already been banned for meta creepeness - in which case theres no way for them to admit it here xp

I think that's what he meant.

You mean the senders of creepy shit as well as the receivers, right Crutis?

not calling anyone out specifically, just a general observation given today's ILXplosion. (I think this email bullshit is creepy too obv)

"Hey J0hn, whatcha doin'?"
"I dunno...just creepin' it out."

when Redhead Kingpin & the FBI & me do our collabo summer dance jam, this is going to be the hook

I would love to hear j0hn d. pfunk

Would make a good Chuck Brown song, too.

I would love to hear j0hn d. pfunk

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 29, 2008 5:45 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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Cherry Falls sounds awesome

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah thread title yes

Marliston says his mother went "psycho" after the rape was covered up and gave birth to a son (himself) fathered by one of the rapists. As the years went on, Lora Lee Sherman became more and more insane, and started to beat Leonard continuously. By the time Lora Lee was dead, Leonard himself was insane - and planned his revenge by killing all the virgins in town. By frightening virgins, he anticipated a large high school orgy (which is happening at that very moment) which would thereby rob all the wealthy parents of their precious children's virginity (just like his mother lost her virginity under less than ideal circumstances). Marliston tells Brent they have the same eyes, then calls him "Dad." Marliston is about to torture Jody to death when the doorbell rings. Marliston takes off his wig and answers the door - it's Kenny, who suspects Jody is inside as part of an affair with Marliston. Kenny notices Marliston's uneasiness as well as his lipstick and suspects foul play. After Brent bravely manages to smash a mirror in the basement, Kenny hears the crash, punches Marliston and heads inside. Brent frees himself as Kenny comes downstairs and frees Jody. Marliston then follows with an axe in hand.

I have never listened to steely dan outside of that De La Soul sample, and don't plan to. Maybe I'm missing something awesome but I can live with that. This may be completely misguided, but something about the idea of sitting down to listen to a fucking Steely Dan album makes me feel defeated and old. It feels as though I would listen to Steely Dan if I was contemplating divorce or Grecian Formula or hiring a call girl or buying Viagara but I'm a pretty happy-go-lucky fella and I'd rather not hear that depressed Disneyland daddy hotel bar jazz-rock shit. But maybe I have them all wrong

-- fritz, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 12:40 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

IT WAS YOU

can't believe this thread got away without sunderlandshriek.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FeardotCom

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, May 29, 2008 3:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

worst movie i've ever seen theatrically

even though I like steely dan, fritz's review is hilarious and kind of otm.

So glad title got changed to SWIMF@N

i'm also surprised i haven't seen the beach

-- Surmounter, Thursday, May 29, 2008 5:17 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

you would love this movie!!!!!!!

Beware: "Cherry Falls" is GODawful. Such a wasted premise.

This movie is on Comcast OnDemand. I just demanded it. HD Swimfan. I'm watching it. It's making me more depressed. I can't sleep. This fucking movie is rated PG-13.