i have a hot LOL waiting for me in my bed so ill EXCELSIOR this

ban omar

no, that's what he wants!

as punishment, omar will be unbannable

sort of like that twilight zone where the dude who can't die gets a life sentence for killing his wife

i love the twilight zone so fucking much

but seriuosly what is this thread some kind of meta bullshit ban this guy

quality thread title for real tho

this has been the best ilx day since creation of 77

like a phoenix rising from chaki's ashes, a new meme was loosed upon ilx this day

http://www.celinedion.com/AlbumData/album19/cover19.jpg

consider this thread as a tribute to a fallen soldier of the pwncaplypse

o yeah btw thats not a chaki diss, i just like how it seemed as if the planets realigned to prepare ilx for the return of louis jagger

More like he's back to save it in its hour of greatest need.

http://www.jonathanminard.com/EarthSpace/Jupiter.jpg

carne asada: Please refrain from using profanity in Forum: Ask Chaki; Thread: LURIQUA BLOG. This blog-thread, or blead, it is for the children, and profanity in their minds is equivalent to CP in yours.

-- usic, Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

makes sense

-- I am using your worlds, Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:49 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

don't get used to it

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:51 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost my god, it's full of lols

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/259266-kuato.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/diamond_kuato.jpg

Is there some sort of awesome "Return of LJ" thread I'm missing?

theres like 4 of them as far as i can tell

don't fuck with dlr

how do you accidentally end up inside someone while you dance with them

-- max, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:12 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

thats one hell of an accident

-- max, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:12 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Haaaaaaaaaave you ever been
to Accidental Penetrationland

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver,

I always wonder how kosher that kind of thinking is, you know? Its like "hi, I'll take this job but I might run off if something better comes along"

Jobs aren't relationships yo

-- S-, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

yeah jobs require more loyalty

-- electricsound, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

luriqua do you <3 the british

-- Just got offed, Friday, May 30, 2008 1:57 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

n

-- usic, Friday, May 30, 2008 2:04 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

god bless america

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, May 30, 2008 2:08 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha, that hoos one really actually made me laugh

This is the greatest lolthread title ever.

It'll wear off.

they always do

Dear lol-abiding boarders, is this the official new excelsior thread?

yes already

I pronounce this thread title like "I have a HOT! lol"

you say thread titles aloud?

hot lols on pizza

I sort of have to say them in my head to get the puns

hot lol creme

hot lol annie

hot lols on a plattah

i have a hot LOL. thank u very much!

http://lolrider.com/images/malocas.jpg

more like

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/2536315121_6e26c662cf_o.jpg

a friend of my brother's was in NYC once and he saw billy murray on the street, so he goes "hey bill murray!" Bill murray ran up to him, put him in a headlock, gave him a noogie and then ran off yelling "your friends will never believe you!"

-- deej, Friday, May 30, 2008 7:20 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

eh i dont buy it

i want to believe

Me too. Best story ever.

from isolated/undisovered tribe found in Brazil thread:

I worry about how long they will actually remain uncontacted now.

i'd be surprised if they haven't already received creepy ilx webmail.

-- ken c, Friday, May 30, 2008 3:29 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dude even people who have been living in isolation for thousands of years would know that 'Deeznuts' is a fucking stupid name for a god.

-- Matt DC, Friday, May 30, 2008 7:35 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

in good time, gentle reader

-- usic, Friday, May 30, 2008 3:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

eh i dont buy it

-- jhøshea, Friday, May 30, 2008 2:29 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

so bill murray otm?

can someone point me in the direction of some "chaki meltdown" cliffs notes, i've been having hot lols in bed for a couple days

(if you've seen the goodbye letter then there's really nothing else left)

havent

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=220&boardid=77&threadid=256

roxy check out the 2-3 threads on modreq + the threads on thread dump + any one of the threads on 77 that has the big final post

oh yeah the "hey mods" one that was on ask chaki! is good

gershy got bant? fuck!

In absentia, I think the man who inspired this thread-title needs a retrospective appraisal:
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you should hire me dude

-- chaki, Thursday, 15 May 2008 23:31 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

you would need to shave

-- moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 May 2008 23:35 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

done and done

-- chaki, Thursday, 15 May 2008 23:36 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

bnw is handsome AND learned.

-- Mark C, Saturday, May 31, 2008 4:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

it's pronounced learned

-- Ronan, Saturday, May 31, 2008 4:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^it's pronounced HOT LOL

harry Mon, Oct 16, 2006 at 04:03 PM EST

I once heard a funny story about Murray's antics. Two guys were on the subway and Murray was sitting across from them. They were nudging each other and made it quite obvious that they recognized Murray.

As they exited the train Murray walks up behind them, grabs one of the guys and gives him a noogie. Bill then whispers in his ear "no one will ever believe you."

Don't know if it's true or not but I so want to believe!

Bizarre subway encounters with Bill Murray

A reader writes, "A friend (claims he) was walking through the Union Square station when Bill Murray walked up to him, gave him a noogie and then whispered into his ear: "no one will ever believe you." Incidentally, this story was told because last month we came across Mr. Murray having a couple drinks at the Stanhope Park Hyatt bar (on 5th, across from the Met.)"

Kimberley Jones 2003-09-26

Recently I heard a story about a guy – you know, a friend of a friend of a friend – who was waiting for the subway in New York when suddenly Bill Murray stole up behind him, gave him a noogie, and then whispered in his ear: "No one will ever believe you." It’s probably not true, but it feeds (for me, happily) into my generation’s mythologizing of Bill Murray, and the fierce affection that comes with it.

The truth about Mr. Murray and me

He didn't exactly give me a noogie either. He stroked my hair briefly, then he sort of goosed me. I think goosed is the closest way to describe it without being obscene, so I'll leave it at that.

As for what he whispered in my ear, they got it close. Verbatim, I think it was "Don't bother calling the cops. They won't believe you and they don't care".

erin says:

i heard a story once that someone was riding in an elevator, alone, when the door opened and mr. murray entered. they rode in silence for a few moments, with the younger, less famous passenger stealing glances. before his floor, mr. murray came over and hugged the anonymous storyteller and whispered, "no one will ever believe you that this happened."

only bill murray could make that fantastic instead of creepy.

Posted by Annalise at 8:04 AM:

One of my friends, let's call him Dan, was walking down the street, and sees Bill Murray.

He walks up to him and says, "Wow, you're Bill Murray, aren't you?"

Bill Murray says nothing and walks away. Dan thinks this is kind of rude, but assumes Bill Murray is probably sick of being approached by random people. Dan continues walking, until he hears a "clop clop clop" of someone running up quickly behind him. Dan turns around just in time to be tackled to the ground by Bill Murray.

"No one will ever believe you," says Bill Murray as he picks himself up off the ground, where Dan is still lying bewildered, and walks away.

Out of context: Response #35 Mar 31, 08, 7:27 a.m.

My friend was walking in Manhattan one day when he brushed shoulders with a guy walking in the opposite direction. He turned to apologize and as he was was saying sorry he goes "soorr, hey you're bill murray!!"

Bill then put him in a head lock gave him noogies and said "no one will ever believe you" and walked away.

Originally Posted by gismodog

This one time I was staying in a hotel and as I'm leaving I see Bill Murray coming out of his room with all his bags, wearing a beige trench coat and sunglasses. I love this guy so I call out his name to get his attention before he turns and leaves and I miss my shot to meet one of the great comedic minds to live in my lifetime.

"Mr. Murray!" I say, "Can I get an autograph?"

He turns toward me for a sec, standing still. He snaps off his sunglasses very quickly and then looks at me, just like he might look at someone in the movies. Then he set his bags down and breaks in to a full run RIGHT AT ME!

Next thing I know, Bill Murray is tackling me in this hotel hallway! He hits me really hard and knocks me to the ground. Then he picks himself up off the ground and kneels down beside me, grabs my shoulders and gives them a sortof shake. He looks straight in to my eyes and says:

"No one will ever believe you."

Bill Murray is a drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who has abandoned his family, according to a scathing divorce filing by his estranged wife.

Hell yeah he is.

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/kingpin.jpg

I want to some extra-excelsior the story about Bill Murray tackling dude in the hotel hallway. I totally believe that.

to someHOW extra etc

(xxpost) That picture looks like my old boss.

I love how the bad comb-over when backlit looks almost like lovely plumage.

I like it well done, but this thread is actually the reason why I don't go out for dinner with my parents anymore, due to the fear that one of them will respond to the thread question with "JUST CUT OFFA ITS HORNS AND WA-IPE ITS AY-ASS!" in a god-awful pseudo Texan drawl. Every time. Without fail.

Let me remind you that we live in Middle England.

-- JTS, Sunday, June 1, 2008 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Bill Murray is a drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who has abandoned his family, according to a scathing divorce filing by his estranged wife.

-- Eppy, Sunday, June 1, 2008 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I wonder what Bill Murray said to his wife as he walked out the door?

burt follow these 4 steps

1. buy bass
2. play bass in an awesome metal show
3. have hot chick waiting for you in your bed
4. post on ilx

-- ken c, Monday, June 2, 2008 6:41 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

damnit, ilx cereal @ gmail.com (no spaces)

-- Tape Store, Monday, June 2, 2008 10:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I feel sorry for Mr. Ilx Cereal not being able to register for an gmail account now

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, June 2, 2008 10:38 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

(I dunno, this just makes me giggle for some reason)

Geir, have you ever thought about writing a book - "Geir Hongro's Manifesto of Pop" or something similar? Your opinions are so strongly held that I honestly think it'd be a fun read. I'm sure Nick would be agree to be ghostwriter.

-- Thomas, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:01 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

OOF @ that last one.

HOW ALF GOT LUCKY

One day Lia (ME) went for a walk in the park to see the site of the finest man she had ever laid her sexy eyes on. IT WAS THE HOTTEST GUY EVER! She watched as he walked around the park, his sexy hair blowing in the wind. She became hot seeing his face glance her way. His long pointed nose was the site of pleasure as he pointed it her way. His big hairy body was the body of a man, and was erotic to even view. IT WAS ALF! He stood only feet away from Lia, and began to step closer, his big hairy feet making her heart throb with every step. Slowly, he stood before her, and looked down at her awesome boobies.

" I like you titties" ALF suddenly blurted.

" These old things?" Lia nervously responded, showing it to ALF

"I would like to lick your titty please" ALF asked with a cocked head.

Lia reached out for ALF's big hairy body, and guided the sexy alien to her house off the lake.

She lead ALF in, and offered him a titty. He cheerfully accepted. You see ALF had never experienced a real titty like that, he wanted full on titty love, and his past relationship didn't offer that.

ALF slowly put his large hand over the titty, and began to squeeze. ALF HOWLED to the sky as he felt such pleasure. Lia, who became aroused by such a reaction, lead ALF to her room to make a baby ALFY.

9 MONTHS LATER-

ALFY ALF ALIEN JR. was born to the proud parents. ALF even used the titty during nursing time. ALF had never loved anything as much as those titties, well accept his baby ALFY. The two lived happily ever after in their alien ALF world, and had many more baby ALF'S.

-- latebloomer, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 9:25 AM (Tuesday, June 3, 2008 9:25 AM) Bookmark Link

Lia (ME)

Hey, now Chaki has gone off with a "hot girl", we can replace Ask Chaki with Ask KBP!!

-- King Boy Pato, Thursday, 29 May 2008 12:48 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

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you could always go off with a hot girl and save us the effort

-- electricsound, Thursday, 29 May 2008 12:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

my god it's full of slash

-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 6:47 AM (57 minutes ago)

Don't buy someone a ten string necklace made of red rocks that goes down to their bellybutton unless she is a post-menopausal anthropologist, is my main advice.

-- Abbott, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 9:18 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Hahah awesome.

yeah that's not actually it at all but trying to get you to understand stuff is like explaining chemistry to a pony

-- J0hn D., Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:02 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

omg why is that the best insult i've ever heard

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/images/mccain-mtsdspeech2-blog.jpg

"I will paint ANY car for $79.95!"

-- Rock Hardy, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 9:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

It's like being reverse-bukkaked

-- wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:07 AM (Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:07 AM) Bookmark Link

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No possible interpretation of that concept is OK.

-- John Justen, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:11 AM (Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:11 AM) Bookmark Link

what language is this thread in?

-- n/a, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 2:42 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

sandyvaginese

-- gff, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 2:43 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Slightly edited:

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gabbneb, would it make you feel better if i clarified my feelings that pretty much everybody on the primaries threads were a bunch of lunatic assholes shouting loudly into adjoining empty rooms?

just wanted to make sure that you didn't feel singled out or anything.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 1:34 PM (20 minutes ago)

i don't feel bad, john, at least for any reason related to ILX. would you understand my feelings better if i said that the opinions of pretty much everybody on TITTWIS 2008 about the primaries thread are something i give no thought to whatsoever when they are not broadcast on the primaries thread?

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 1:41 PM (14 minutes ago)

DUDE YOU ARE MISREADING MY "I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABT YOU PEOPLE" FACE

-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 1:54 PM (1 minute ago)

ouch!

Who else is that brutal around here?

ahem

seriously

I would be but I can't quite muster the energy to care enough.

I know close reading and rebuttal of these pieces is hardly necessary but

Here is a hymn by the famous Handel. It is dated 1748 ... How did Handel know about light-years?

Even more incredibly, how did Handel intuit the words of a poem written by Howard Chandler Robbins in 1931?!?!?!

-- ledge, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 6:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

What's that from?

'Are you an atheist,' a reply to one of the 34 crazy xtian emails ethan posted.

in England we have Fresh Prince memorial weekend where no channel is allowed to play anything BUT FP. also, the bells (or other instruments of indication) of all religious buildings ring out the theme tune and everyone is obliged to bow down and pray towards Philly.

-- Upt0eleven, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 10:01 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol wow that rap must be hard to program into the bells.

i liked -

jesus christ you should have heard my 67 yo boss spouting off about obama last night. his mad xtian wife has convinced him that obama is part of the new world order.

-- Rubyredd, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 10:05 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

in a good way?

-- Upt0eleven, ppl who should post more

pray towards philly <3

I've been to East Philly - does that count for the followers of the Fresh Prince, as going to Mecca counts for the Muslims?

Argh, I don't want to hear from people at work about Obama anymore.

no, he was born and raised in west philadelphia.
xpost

Er, duh, I meant West Philly.

care philly.

I was actually searching for "modernist poets" after spending my evening in the drunken company of quite a few. This is about the best I could find.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:47 (5 hours ago) Link

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searches very much in character

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:50 (5 hours ago) Link

Simple but effective:

i'm trying to think of some provocative, interesting way i could get people to care about the new Brian Blade album or some brass band shit, but i'm coming up empty.

-- Jordan, Thursday, June 5, 2008 9:59 AM (6 minutes ago)

tits.jpg

-- roxymuzak, Thursday, June 5, 2008 10:00 AM (6 minutes ago)

no, he was born and raised in west philadelphia.
xpost

-- tehresa, Thursday, June 5, 2008 6:27 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I have heard tell that the playground is where he spent most of his days.

chillin out max and relaxin - all cool.

where is the funny? (xpost)

Today I seem to not be getting jokes :(

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/mondooltro/mantrix.jpg

ENTER THE MANTRIX

-- Abbott, Thursday, June 5, 2008 5:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Surely the Mantrix does the entering.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, June 5, 2008 5:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

We have one of those at home - I always think it should be on the mantlepiece but my partner disagrees. It's a work of art.

doorknob

what's that disease where you lie in bed all morning looking up old Gary Numan clips on youtube?

-- S-, Friday, June 6, 2008 4:02 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I wish I wasn't so complicated to you guys

-- CaptainLorax, Thursday, June 5, 2008 11:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

and girls. thats my biggest downfall.

-- CaptainLorax, Thursday, June 5, 2008 11:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

don't sell yourself short, you have plenty of downfalls

-- BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, June 5, 2008 11:35 PM (Yesterday)

yowza

Who will clean up the bodies that's what I want to know.

-- Matt DC, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Agency staff

-- Tom D., Friday, June 6, 2008 1:23 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "i don't care if you're black, white, orange". (0.39 seconds)

-- and what, Friday, June 6, 2008 4:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

not a lot of people don't care if you're orange

-- and what, Friday, June 6, 2008 4:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

something breaks in your brain when you grow up pretty.

-- bell_labs, Friday, June 6, 2008 7:40 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

like what if cindy crawford walks in? you give her a 10 obv

then what if mindy crawford her slutty sister walks in SMOKING A JAY??

-- 69, Friday, June 6, 2008 6:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

definitely hilarious

"mindy crawford" alone is 24 karat LOL

I swear that mindy crawford thing is a quote - isn't it?

yeah it's a SIXTY NINE QUOTE

tmi, dude.

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/images/TOMCRUISE.jpg

-- am0n, Saturday, 7 June 2008 09:40 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

weird depth of field issues there... looks fake.

-- s1ocki, Saturday, 7 June 2008 09:56 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

man i would beat that shit up-- she talks real nasty, but not like a flipper. TS, smash-off edition: cindy vs michelle. i would get them dyking while my russian wing was making a snuff video of david axlerod & joe liberman

-- J0rdan S., Saturday, June 7, 2008 3:09 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I have a somewhat ambivalent relationship with my own left-brain, verbal skills, and that in turn maps to a restlessness or dissatisfaction with people of my own age, social class and culture. In my partners I'm willing to put up with almost total verbal inarticulacy if they have a strong aesthetic sense, particularly visual. Most of my partners have been Japanese for the last decade or so, and although there's huge variation in Japanese personality, there's also a core value system which works for me. I am familiar and compatible with this core value system, this habitus, in the same way I am with the Mac OS.

As for love, love isn't really necessary for a successful relationship. I've loved my partners to different degrees, and it doesn't seem to correlate to intelligence at all, or to the success of the relationship either. Love is perverse; sometimes you love someone because of the adversity of the context, their inaccessibility, their inarticulateness, their difference from you, etc. Love and things like understanding and familiarity are to some extent at odds, I think. Perhaps I'm talking about infatuation rather than love.

-- Momus (Momus), Monday, 30 May 2005 02:35 (3 years ago) Link

I don't think I will ever stop laughing at this.

Definatly straight. Did you guys hear that on the movie "The last Samuri" they almost accidentally beheaded Tom Cruise.(Major Whoops)

-- Ellen Lane (Ellen Lane), Sunday, March 28, 2004 12:59 AM (4 years ago)
his character was named MAJOR WHOOPS?!

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, March 28, 2004 1:06 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
I was wrong. I stopped laughing at my previous post and started laughing (until I drooled on myself ) at this. Which has probably been posted before.

Yeah, that's pretty hilarious!!!

i loled

wholsomeness test: try putting "porn" after any of these and see how much shame you feel

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 7 June 2008 03:03 (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

OH GOD SHE'S ABOUT TO FUCK THE EIFFEL TOWER

-- Autumn Almanac, Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:17 AM (Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:17 AM) Bookmark Link

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NO OH GOD

-- Autumn Almanac, Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:17 AM (Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:17 AM) Bookmark Link

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SHE IS FUCKING THE EIFFEL TOWER

-- Autumn Almanac, Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:18 AM (Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:18 AM) Bookmark Link

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ON CAMERA

-- Autumn Almanac, Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:18 AM (Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:18 AM) Bookmark Link

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NEXT WEEK: NAKED PARENTS

-- Autumn Almanac, Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:19 AM (Saturday, June 7, 2008 9:19 AM) Bookmark Link

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Is this on youtube?

-- mei, Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:38 PM (Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:38 PM) Bookmark Link

all of AA's posts in that thread are class

Thanks to latebloomer for this one bit of idiot slash opening lines he c/p'ed on the science fiction thread:

"You're what?" Snape hissed out between clenched teeth.

"I'm pregnant, Sev," Harry repeated patiently, sitting down on a nearby chair.

My wife thinks that my jokes are terrible, but we still get on. I did actually make her laugh the other day, to mildly catastrophic consequences. We were making sweet love and I said to her, "baby, we fit together like a glove. A glove with one finger." The amount of laughter I got out of her was totally worth the end of the sexing.

-- libcrypt

Thanks to latebloomer for this one bit of idiot slash opening lines he c/p'ed on the science fiction thread:

"You're what?" Snape hissed out between clenched teeth.

"I'm pregnant, Sev," Harry repeated patiently, sitting down on a nearby chair.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, June 7, 2008 11:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

hilarious!!

I want to see Radcliffe and Rickman actually do that scene. (Nothing else in the scene, thanks, just that.)

i love the casual "sev" and all it implies

I seldom read the religion threads, but I'd be very surprised to learn that there are human-sacrificing Kali worshippers on ILX.

-- Oilyrags, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:01 PM (Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:01 PM) Bookmark Link

We need to address that deficiency in our next diversity training.

-- B.L.A.M., Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:03 PM (Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:03 PM) Bookmark Link

of course it's been shown (by scientists) that smarter people are often more attractive, so whatever.

-- burt_stanton, Sunday, 8 June 2008 04:05 (4 hours ago) Link

haha scientists would say that!

-- rrrobyn, Sunday, 8 June 2008 04:10 (4 hours ago) Link

Once a friend of mine drunk dialed a friend of his and left a voicemail, and it was the most brilliant stream of drunken rambling I'd ever heard. I don't remember anythiing from it BUT: "YOU THINK THAT'S EROTIC, CHECK THIS OUT!!! *long silent pause, resumes unrelated drunken rant*" Minutes earlier he had comoe running into the room with only one leg in his pants, holding the unused portion of his pants up in front of his waist/stomach and yelling "ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME???" and he wouldn't quit calling their cat M0mus.

-- RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, June 8, 2008 3:55 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I save the best for last.

o_0

Did the cat have an eyepatch?

http://www.coolestfamilyever.com/wp-content/uploads/PirateCat.jpg

just went out and bought drapes and a curtain rod. at any moment i expect my testicles will shrivel and drop off.

-- BLACK BEYONCE, Monday, 9 June 2008 09:17 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fortunately your neighbors will not have to witness the terrible event, because your windows will be covered.

-- lxy, Monday, 9 June 2008 09:31 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I heard a rumor that the only reason HRC wanted the job in the first place was because WJC left a suitcase like that one in Pulp Fiction in a secret under-the-floor compartment in the Lincoln bedroom, and whoever owns this suitcase/jewelled sceptre/magic shillelagh has the power to rule the world and shit like that so the VP slot is worthless to her because she wouldn't be able to get into the bedroom, so now Chelsea has to begin the long ascent to the presidency just for that one climactic scene where she pries the floorboards open

and stuff

-- J0hn D., Saturday, 7 June 2008 19:58 (2 days ago) Link

Indiana Jones and the Lincoln Bedroom

-- gabbneb, Saturday, 7 June 2008 20:04 (2 days ago) Link

it's the spear of Longinus, that's what it is, the spear of Longinus is hidden under the floorboards

-- J0hn D., Saturday, 7 June 2008 20:06 (2 days ago) Link

we must wonder though, why the republicans would allow her to discover it in the first place xp

-- deeznuts, Saturday, 7 June 2008 20:07 (2 days ago) Link

Dude, J0hn, here all this time I thought it was Freddie the talking flute he'd stashed up there.

-- suzy, Saturday, 7 June 2008 20:08 (2 days ago) Link

yes yes the whole reason Bush II has been unable to govern competently over the past eight years is that the faint sound of Freddie's beating flute heart has driven him insane

-- J0hn D., Saturday, 7 June 2008 20:16 (2 days ago) Link

:-D

The Genesis dvd wasnt too bad, to be honest. Though I cannot STAND Phil's mugging and hamming it up. GAH STOP BANGING THAT TAMBOURINE ALL OVER YOUR BODY YOU LOOK LIKE HANS MOLEMAN AT AN OKTOBERFEST.

-- Trayce, Monday, 9 June 2008 14:44 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that lxy comment is almost estela-esque

estela is almost lxyesque

I didn't know you felt that way about her

we should arrange a retortathon, first to fail to supply a fitting retort must wear a dispiriting sandwich-board around ILX for a month

I don't know what that means but no.

You don't know what a retort is? Well you're fighting blind then, monsieur.

Something to do with bunsen burners?

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/jul04/xelha_torta_070904_big.jpg

retorta

mmmmmm rev wins

sorry i lost my rag at you last night rev, you weren't by any means the worst offender on that thread :D

i picture most of you as wearing sandwich boards

I know what a retort is :)

I've been known to wear an iced-out sandwich board around my neck.

LJ: No problems, dude. Tbh, I was prodding you on a bit, and I hope you'll forgive me for that.

Yeah, that's fine! I was in a pretty grumpy mood, shouldn't have projected it. I take it hyggeligt didn't know what a sandwich-board was, then?

is that a secret board? i don't see it from the first page

Did the cat have an eyepatch?

-- Ned Raggett, Sunday, June 8, 2008 11:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Nah, he just had a name that kinda almost sounded like Momus. Can't remember it for the life of me. Fantastic cat though, he played fetch like a dog and didn't bug you too much.

Moses...? Mordor? Iiii dunnooo...

One does not simply tank cat into mordor! http://www.go-quick.com/ILXVol3.html

the sandwich board is 1p3

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/1p3.jpg

Was the kitty named Meowmus?

I think I'm now obligated to get a cat and name it that.

"That" the cat!

oh come on.

Have any of you gotten invites to the secret sandwich borad?

"Here, That! Here, That!"

"Hear what?"

hey

funny joeks only

This movie is garbage.

-- Kerm, Thursday, September 13, 2007 6:40 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

you hate hostels.

-- s1ocki, Thursday, September 13, 2007 12:45 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

This movie is a blast.

-- Ben Boyerrr, Thursday, September 13, 2007 12:50 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

you love hostels!

-- s1ocki, Thursday, September 13, 2007 1:07 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

a pop-punk single waiting to happen

I spent most of my junior year of high school with a dry erase board around my neck.

wearing a dry erase board, I should say.

and here I just started the 'more fucked up?' thread

Abb, check yr emailz

I spent most of my junior year of high school with a dry erase board around my neck.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, June 9, 2008 3:28 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

????

Nothing there, rev. (vroom vroom)

I dreamt I was Jared Leto last night. I saw a big dog eat a little dog's mouth off. Shit was complicated.

-- sexyDancer, Monday, June 9, 2008 1:30 PM (10 minutes ago)

That sounds like something that would happen to Jared Leto a lot.

-- HI DERE, Monday, June 9, 2008 1:34 PM (6 minutes ago)

Thanks for clearing that up, HOOS.

????

-- deej, Monday, June 9, 2008 8:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'd get up in the morning and write random shit on it. Quotations that appealed to me (standard 16 year old geeky outsider shit: Plato, Hunter S. Thompson, Kerouac, Tupac), questions that I wanted passerby to answer (goofy or serious: "How do you feel about Afghanistan?" "Do you like my pants?"), etc.

It was fun.

oh man I'm so sorry

he doesn't seem to be bothered by it, dan. i think your pity is misplaced.

http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/1096-1/%7BE40FC1A6-B4D3-4CBB-92BE-0655E136AFF5%7DImg100.jpg

im imagining hoos in a fedora with hot sauce kept in his wrist holsters walking around with a dry erase board pointing at quotes hes written from 'on the road'

So did anyone like your pants, HOOS?

I thought his pants looked good in Afghanistan.

"Don't you hate pants?"

xxp Lots!

I also did what I asshattedly called "experiments in truth" (ludicrously jacked from Gandhi) where I'd do shit like not speak for a week, or wear my glasses upside down.

I also did magic tricks and wrote the left-wing column for the school newspaper.

I was an insufferable attention-whore geek in retrospect, but I had fun.

BIG HOOS the truthdriver
BIG HOOS the Gandhijacker
BIG HOOS the magician

lj c+p?

<3 HOOS

HOOS teenage confessionals are way funnier than most excelsiors

I also did what I asshattedly called "experiments in truth" (ludicrously jacked from Gandhi) where I'd do shit like not speak for a week

Doesn't sound too challenging when you're already walking around with a dry-erase board tied around your neck.

I think the original draft of On the Road was actually written on a dry-erase board. One of those classroom-sized ones.

HOOS teenage confessionals deserve a thread

^ THIS

http://www.housemd-guide.com/graphics/house_board.jpg

"Dead Man Dying"

Nothing there, rev. (vroom vroom)

-- Abbott, Monday, June 9, 2008 1:36 PM (Monday, June 9, 2008 1:36 PM) Bookmark Link

Maybe check yr junkmailz. For some reason junkmailz filters don't like ilx webmailz.

Oh, tada, thar she blows!

HOOS teenage confessionals are way funnier than most excelsiors

-- deej, Monday, June 9, 2008 1:59 PM (Monday, June 9, 2008 1:59 PM) Bookmark Link

t-bomb

YOUNG HOOS aka the attentionseeker: lol high school

I'd do shit like not speak for a week

lol so that's why you were wearing that erase board around your neck?

-- stevienixed, Monday, June 9, 2008 9:21 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Abb, DV, if you are reading, see I Must Protest!

oh man i'm not even gonna start

-- Just got offed, Monday, June 9, 2008 4:28 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

just start

-- Surmounter, Monday, June 9, 2008 4:29 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

IRL laughs

(from lol high school thread)

super xpost the cat's name was Memo. uhh...

One of my friends used to greet girls with his penis. He once humped a girl into her locker.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 7:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

...

-- deej, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 7:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Well that's far from charming.

-- Abbott, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 7:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

He's now a youth minister.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 7:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hahahhahahh i know who that is

You also know the poor girl who crawled into her locker to escape the wang! (RC)

One of my friends used to greet girls with his penis. He once humped a girl into her locker because of the wang.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 7:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^ all too true

aw man i didn't know sweden needed to reproduce six years ago. i would have gone over to help

-- ken c, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 09:59 (6 hours ago) Link

that's the kind of nice guy i am

-- ken c, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 09:59 (6 hours ago) Link

Lars Needs Women

-- Tom D., Tuesday, 10 June 2008 10:00 (6 hours ago) Link

i think Mr. Que should get Tom's dick out of his mouth.

-- I am Robocop, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:43 PM (Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:43 PM) Bookmark Link

tom would you please remove your cock from my enormous succulent mouth?

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:44 PM (Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:44 PM) Bookmark Link

*shudder*

-- omar little, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:46 PM (Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:46 PM) Bookmark Link

just about to do that

mr. que is normally the first to scramble for the emergency eyewash, this above anything else proves that he fucking loves it really

i have a hot robot waiting for me in my bed so ill say this

robocop wasn't a robot

oh

sonned in a cyborg beef

just about to do that

What -- shudder, post that exchange here or ask for oral cock removal?

OCR = oral cock removal

chatty rooster eviction

verbose chicken ejection

facial penis disabusement

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3279/2531664055_fee7a46c94_o.jpg

CHATTY ROOSTER EVICTION

from the global rich list thread
Right, I've worked out that if you earn below £55 a year you are the richest person in the world, as soon as you hit £55 you become the 591,211,542,8.6th richest person in the world - must be sumthin' to do with tax

-- Tom D., Wednesday, 11 June 2008 10:34 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

crushing on her in Labyrinth = pivotal moment in my childhood (my thing for brunettes may date back to this?!)

-- Jordan, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 10:40 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i don't see what else could explain such a bizarre fetish

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 10:42 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i have vampire weekend even more, now that i know what dude's face looks like. the entire band look and sound like they're mother is a gap ad.

-- Creeztophair, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 22:47 (1 month ago) Link

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*hate

-- Creeztophair, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 22:59 (1 month ago) Link

this is truly the thread that keeps on giving, LOL-wise:

R&B heads: Who Is This Band?

how do u go about getting laid?
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (195 of them)

what do you do? go out, shmooze? go online? do you have a regular person?

do you worry about diseases/stuff? or are you kind of slutty?

-- Surmounter, Saturday, February 2, 2008 3:49 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

I ring up your mom.

-- Casuistry, Saturday, February 2, 2008 3:51 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

u must have a PHONE CARD then cuz she lives overseas

-- Surmounter, Saturday, February 2, 2008 3:52 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

...

-- wanko ergo sum, Saturday, February 2, 2008 3:53 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

SCARY TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first one is all-time classic

I would like to set Tombot on my enemies. Walk softly and carry a big Tombot, as they say.

-- Upt0eleven, Thursday, June 12, 2008 3:52 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

On the couch with woman I just had sex with. Watching telly she casually mentions that she is in a relationship. Seconds later, on comes a commercial for those mobile phone/cell phone text things, "txt your name to 13 0555 to see if your lover is a cheater".

The moral is that casual sex can lead to amusing results.

-- King Boy Pato, Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:23 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

unlike your posts

-- and what, Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:25 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I suppose that was an amusing result, in a way

Not all of it but enough of it:

HELP NEEDED. what do i do with two overripe bananas

we did the five guys/in and out challenge

are you sure you're still talking about burgers

-- dmr, Thursday, 12 June 2008 21:24 (6 minutes ago) Link

The highlight of the banana thread probably:

1. make banana bread
2. throw banana bread off of a tall building

-- HI DERE, Thursday, 12 June 2008 21:15 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That reminds me of my Italian friend's *Uncle Vinny*'s recipe for squid:

-Preheat the oven to 350 degrees
-cover a baking sheet in aluminum foil
-rub the squid with olive oil... and throw it in the fucking garbage because it's disgusting.

lolol

stop posting, start fucking

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 12 June 2008 22:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Are you quoting Chaki's "hot chick" here?

-- Tuomas, Friday, June 13, 2008 3:11 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ that.

ha!

ha, was just coming to post that as well.

i win!

ilx is cracking me up in general today though.

"a cucumber should be sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and thrown in the garbage" - samuel johnson

the original "uncle vinny"

That reminds me of an old joke...

How do you make traditional Russian sour herring? Here's the instructions:

1) Acquire 120 pounds of herring and a compost heap.

2) Put the 120 pounds of herring in the compost heap.

3) Let 120 pounds of herring stay in the compost heap for 3 months.

4) Take the 120 pounds of herring out the compost heap.

5) Eat the compost heap.

lmao

jokes bruv

trust Tuomas to bring the herring jokes!!

There should be a 'Tuomas tells Finnish jokes about the Russians' thread if there isn't one already.

indeed, there should.

I have an old joke book full of Russian jokes, when I have more time I can translate some of them here.

http://www.coolrom.com/screenshots/nes/Anticipation.gif

i should ask some danes tonight who they have ethnic jokes about (probably the germans)

also in russia a lot of them are about the chukchis, and when you're like "that's awful and racist!" they're like "what?"

Also, Russian jokes they tell about themselves are pretty funny, here's a short one:

Vladim has been out of Russia for years, and while he has been away the October Revolution has taken place. Several years after the revolution he returns home to St. Petersburg. He steps out of the train station with all his luggage, stops on the street, looks up to all the new buildings an monuments, and opens his mouth: "Oh Russia, I don't know you!" Then he looks down and sees that his luggage has been stolen. "Oh Russia, I know you!"

There should be a 'Tuomas tells Finnish jokes about the Russians' thread if there isn't one already.

-- Ned Raggett, 13 June 2008 15:23 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

nah, the hell with it, let's make an entire new board.

ILTTFJABR

xxpost: go on....

yes, thats what it would be called

it could be called FINNJOKRUSSKIE LOLRUSSKIE

Ethnic jokes are often aimed at minorities within certain regions, or peoples from neighboring areas. A common ethnic joke format is the "stupid person" joke, where the stock character, who is the butt of the joke, belongs to an ethnic group singled out for abuse. Such jokes are often interchangeable, with the stigmatized group varying from region to region (e.g. the English tell such jokes about the Irish, Canadians about the Newfies). In other ethnic jokes, the targeted ethnic group is one that has historically been associated with the privileged ruling class, as in the "Jan van der Merwe" jokes of South Africa, which make fun of Afrikaners (Jan van der Merwe being a stereotypical Dutch name).

People with different skin color may be singled out for offensive jokes, with Black people being an example of a common target in certain countries.[citation needed] People of Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi descent, who are a substantial minority group in England, are the target of similar jokes. Jews are also a common target of ethnic jokes within Europe and North America.[citation needed]

A closely related topic is the telling of jokes about people with disabilities, such as jokes making fun of the mentally ill, which often mirrors that of racist jokes. The same can be said for jokes about homosexuals and people of a certain gender.

Yeah, the Chukchi jokes are basically "stupid person" jokes - the big problem being that the target isn't the rival state next door or your colonial oppressors, it's the colonial oppressors making these jokes about people whose land and lifestyles they've royally and recently fucked up.

wtf is a chukchi??

a chav.

an indigenous people inhabiting the Chukchi Peninsula and the shores of the Arctic Ocean.

so they're analogous to canadians telling newfie jokes?

they'd be more analogous to canadians telling inuit jokes.

i've never heard a canadian tell an inuit joke.

i've also never heard a canadian tell an inuit a joke.

The English make jokes about the Irish, the Irish make jokes about this one area of Ireland, that area makes jokes about this one town, etc etc...

they don't. that's because canadians and russians have very different ideas about stereotypes & offensiveness. (xpost)

ive heard canadians & they dont need to tell jokes to sound funny

hows that one

irishmen tell jokes about either

(i)a three parter with englishman, scotsman and irishman, irishman usually turning out the dupe

or

(ii) kerryman.

i don't know what kerrymen tell jokes about

i should ask some danes tonight who they have ethnic jokes about (probably the germans)

The Swedes.

i don't know what kerrymen tell jokes about

People from Mayo.

meta zing, ban.

jokes, bruv

today a dane said that after a sailing trip in awful weather some of us "looked like people from west zealand!" and everyone laughed.

Hm, would have made more sense mocking people from Jutland. Could be a snob thing as well what with the capital being in the east.

A closely related topic is the telling of jokes about people with disabilities, such as jokes making fun of the mentally ill, which often mirrors that of racist jokes.

would that really work?

today Dom said that after a sailing trip in awful weather some of us "looked like aspies!" and everyone laughed.

after a twelve hour shift on a trawler once a lad from hull sniffed his armpits and declared that he smelled like an irishman, kicking off a six man brawl. funny guy, though.

guys don't make me click on this thread unless there is actually something funny to read

An Asian, an Irishman, and a homosexual posted to a thread...

...

... and the third guy says, "That's no toy, that's my bottleopener!"

guys don't make me click on this thread unless there is actually something funny to read

you click on excelsior expecting something funny to read

xxpost ...and then momus arrived

Australians tell jokes about Kiwis fucking sheep, and Kiwis tell exactly the same jokes about Australians fucking sheep.

The moral is that sheep are good in bed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlWDJQXeihg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjoL2EFhDCM

<3

Australians tell jokes about Kiwis fucking sheep, and Kiwis tell exactly the same jokes about Australians fucking sheep.

-- Autumn Almanac

The moral is that sheep are good in bed.

-- Autumn Almanac

OBJECTIONABLE CONTENT: "I Ate Your Horse" is in violation of Chapter 11 of Leviticus.

-- dave q (listerine), Friday, November 19, 2004 7:02 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

BIRDS MUST NOT BE KEPT IN CAGES

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, June 14, 2008 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

PISS MUST NOT BE KEPT OFF CHILDREN

-- HI DERE, Saturday, June 14, 2008 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Wow Tombot did Mozart kill your entirely family or what.

-- Tim F, Saturday, June 14, 2008 10:00 AM (4 minutes ago)

ken c:dick::dan perry:vagina

-- strgn, Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:00 PM (Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:00 PM) Bookmark Link

Hahahahaha why did you think that caller was me? BTW if I did call it would be on a cellphone from UK therefore too expensive for cheap phoner thrills.

-- suzy, Saturday, 14 June 2008 20:01 (9 minutes ago) Link

named suzy, british, an ilxor!

-- roxymuzak, Saturday, 14 June 2008 20:06 (4 minutes ago) Link

Did I have a British accent?

-- suzy, Saturday, 14 June 2008 20:08 (2 minutes ago) Link

wait, i just thought you were british, i've never actually heard you talk!

-- roxymuzak, Saturday, 14 June 2008 20:09 (1 minute ago) Link

LOL I thought so too.

You want good acting? Then go watch Sophie's Choice or whatever.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 15 June 2008 04:48 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

BIRDS MUST NOT BE KEPT IN CAGES

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, June 14, 2008 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

PISS MUST NOT BE KEPT OFF CHILDREN

-- HI DERE, Saturday, June 14, 2008 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

What in the hell?

I read that as "PIGS" and nearly shit myself.

really?

the two events were unrelated

Re: Coldplay:

--

my neighbour is blasting this while i sit here trying to grapple with statistics. it sounds reasonably good, actually. about as good as it did when i listened to it in the car yesterday. it's that kind of album, isn't it? the car, background music from the dude upstairs ... it really is fundamentally OK. there's not a lot to hate here.

-- grimly fiendish, Sunday, June 15, 2008 8:28 AM

hang on, hang on: he's just skipped "yes". poor ol' "yes". he's cranked it up for the title track, mind. THUMP CLANG THUMP CLANG YEH!

-- grimly fiendish, Sunday, June 15, 2008 8:32 AM

... and now he's turned it off completely. oh.

-- grimly fiendish, Sunday, June 15, 2008 8:37 AM

silence. maybe he was wanking to it. i dunno.

-- grimly fiendish, Sunday, June 15, 2008 8:38 AM (15 minutes ago)

as much as I've cackled loudly reading this thread, it remains necessary to do this

-- El Tomboto, Monday, June 16, 2008 4:40 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol @ grimly fiendish

Louis Jagger - I Love Cricket Moderator?

I was going to make a "oh and I suppose we should just hand Nick Leeson the keys to the Singapore office while we're at it" zing but then remembered we already let jhosh mod the place, so I can hardly argue

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, June 12, 2008 1:47 PM

You know how easily these cricket fans get out of hand

you know you're old and loquacious when you've become an excelsior factory

god just strike me down, painlessly as you're able

No, sorry, only can do painful and gruesome.

social butthurtfly

-- Just got offed, Monday, June 16, 2008 10:00 AM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

I HIT A CHICKEN WITH MY CAR

tom morello for first asian president

-- n/a, Monday, June 16, 2008 2:33 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

his whole inauguration speech could be that shitty fake scratching sound he does by rubbing the guitar strings

-- n/a, Monday, June 16, 2008 2:33 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

40% of earth is related to jengiz khan (KHAAAAAAN), the richest 20% are from beowulf, and the remainder are a compromise between Jaguar Paw and Djimon Hounsou

-- El Tomboto, Monday, June 16, 2008 8:36 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i braid my ass hair. i wrote a note about it on my nuts with a marker for my girlfriend. she loves it. ;)

-- moo by, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

dude if I don't trim that shit it looks like a there's a dick sticking out of albert einstein's head

-- burt_stanton, Monday, June 16, 2008 11:48 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What was the smartest thing ever to come out of Einstein's mouth?

Neils Bohr's cock.

-- Abbott, Monday, June 16, 2008 11:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

daaaaamn

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, June 16, 2008 11:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I hotlolled!

I just ran around telling that joke to everyone I could find.

How can anyone crush on a person with such an old fashioned looking website?

-- snoball, Monday, June 16, 2008 4:07 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

HAW

Girls who take it up the ass to avoid losing their virginity

:D

http://i26.tinypic.com/28lylub.jpg

i can not get enough of that. oh hey, the police are outside.

So the cinemas, or at least ones in London, Birmingham, and Manchester where they serve you martinis during the trailers, show more foreign language films these days. However, the TV is still reluctant to bring us subtitled chuckles. They've started importing Australian sitcoms, but I watched that Summer Heights High, and, man, that's not too good.

So, outside of the US and UK, what are sitcoms like? I'm expecting Canadians to convince me to buy Trailer Park Boys DVDs here, and possibly for Tuomas to reveal that Finland's biggest sitcom is about an inflatable cock who runs a sports bar or something.

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, June 16, 2008 5:30 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I would totally watch such a thing btw.

matt just won the internet

Isnt there a prince tribute album on Celebrate Psi Phenomenon?

-- Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:10 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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oh yeah...is that the tribute album that was supposed to have d'angelo doing 'she's always in my hair'?

-- Jordan, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:12 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

yeah yeah, nerd lulz I know

Now I am thinking of walloginas singing "its a small world after all".

I HATE MYSELF.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, June 17, 2008 2:03 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

This last idea of Trayce's has yet to be animated...?

Well I'm not doing it :/

QUICK LOCK THREAD

exultez in high Stevie Bruce, oh qu' it CAN mean too much tons of fuel element sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew

-- MPx4A, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 11:55 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ooo...i want one of those toothbrush sanitizers.

-- sunny successor, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 16:10 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but then what do you sanitize THAT with?

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 16:12 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

a wallogina?

-- ken c, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 16:14 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"While leaving the airport,
a gypsy woman stole my luggage.
She wore a rice paper mask over her eyes.
A mole showed neatly on her chin, hairless.
She laughed while sausages
fell from her pockets in heavy shivers.
I hope she misses them sorely."

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 17, 2008 11:21 AM (Tuesday, June 17, 2008 11:21 AM) Bookmark Link

Christ, *somebody* make a cape joke.

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, 16 June 2008 09:25 (Yesterday) Link

i get this

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 17, 2008 6:03 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

concept. i function.

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 17, 2008 6:05 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't know whether that's poetry, the first words of a recently-birthed artificial intelligence, or whether you're high yourself.

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, June 17, 2008 6:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING GUYS

-- haitch, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:51 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

;_;

-- electricsound, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:53 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i mean, 'eats own scabs'??? that is some bag lady shit right there, wtf

-- haitch, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 12:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hang on this is some meme i haven't twigged to yet rite

-- haitch, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 12:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we should all be so lucky

When is a puppy considered a full grown dog?

-- Marta Ramirez, Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:40 (4 years ago)

After he bangs some chixor obviously.

-- Allyzay, Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:42 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

they tried to make me go to rehab but i said no, no, no

-- Jordan, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:42 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i mean grad school.

-- Jordan, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:42 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

The thing is, if people don't live and work in Adelaide, they will eventually run out of murder victims.

-- moley, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 13:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Wallogina sounds like an outback town in australia.

-- Trayce, Thursday, 5 June 2008 09:30 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

And they're usually full of cunts anyway so there you go.

-- Trayce, Thursday, 5 June 2008 09:31 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

that was gold

funny because its true

As someone who grew up in a cuntry town I can agree heartily.

official liveblog rap album review thread

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, June 19, 2008 1:07 AM (7 hours ago)

1. IRS f/Chamillionaire)
axl cannot rap for shit 7/10
2. There Was a Time f/Soulja Boy
axl is really terrible at rapping 6/10
3. Rhiad & the Bedouins
instrumental, wack beats, 4/10
4. Better
difference between this and the demo leak is that demos have an excuse, 5/10
5. Madagascar f/Narcisse Randrianarivon aka Name Six
points for trying, 5/10
6. The Blues f/Paul Kariya
makes up for infamous '91 riot, maybe, 7/10
7. Chinese Democracy
best song I have ever heard, 10/10
8. If the World f/Linkin Park & Jay-Z
if the world needed this it would have asked, 2/10
9. This I Love f/Yngie Malmsteen and the Anonymous 4
completely awesome, 10/10

-- J0hn D., Thursday, June 19, 2008 1:20 AM (7 hours ago)

Lock this thread

Hi moderators. Could you please lock this thread? thanks!

-- Dan I., Thursday, 19 June 2008 10:43 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

????? sure, if you say so.

-- Pashmina, Thursday, 19 June 2008 10:46 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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Re: Shania Twain pix:

looks like an alien to me

-- deeznuts, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Then abduct me baby

-- moley, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Juno is no Incredible Hulk but it has its moments like Life Aquatic or Darjeeling Limited did. Not so much Napolean Dynafail or Lost in Translametion.

-- CaptainLorax, Thursday, June 19, 2008 3:57 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

weirdness lol

"Napoleon Dynafail" is very reminiscent of Alex in NYC's "Big Audio Mistake!"

wait for it...

A) Big Audio Dynadud
B) Big Audio Megaturd
C) Big Audio Shit-in-pants
D) Denny Lethargy

Napoleon Mistake!

Lost in Translamestain

“You want a dark, Goth version of Tweety Bird?"

pretty sure this describes some ILXors

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, June 19, 2008 4:45 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

lol

is Lil Wyte brain-dead yet?

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, June 19, 2008 5:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

i'm lil wyte btw

-- and what, Thursday, June 19, 2008 5:58 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

It looks like he's googling 'google'. Which, as we all know, breaks the internet.

-- Ned Trifle II

A) Big Audio Dynadud
B) Big Audio Megaturd
C) Big Audio Shit-in-pants
D) Denny Lethargy

Much lolz.

edited for lolz:

ICE ON MARS

June 19, 2008 -- Dice-size crumbs of bright material have vanished from inside a trench where they were photographed by NASA's Phoenix Mars Lander four days ago, convincing scientists that the material was frozen water that vaporized after digging exposed it.

-- elan, Friday, 20 June 2008 03:00 (5 hours ago) Link

Pls to explain what impact this could have on enjoying 'Friends' repeats?

-- S-, Friday, 20 June 2008 06:56 (1 hour ago) Link

It's four in the fucking morning in May, 2006.

I couldn't sleep cause l kept hearing this damn knocking sound. It sounded like someone was at the front door. I timed it, and it came every 32 seconds. I check the front door but nobody was there. Every time I open the door the knocking stops.

I can't be at the door all the time.

It's only five thirty, and I decided to take my medication for my toe infection. I don't care for the infection much, my feet are always numb. I'm eating cereal but l can't taste it. My left hand is slightly swollen. The knocking is still constant, and regardless of how I laid in bed, the knocking continued.

I wake up at eight twenty, and I call in sick to work. I know something is driving me insane, and it's been like this for the past three weeks. I call my dad and tell him my situation. He says every word I was thinking. I pack my bag along with my medication and close the door behind me one last time. I go to local hospital and ask for some kind of mental therapy. They take me on a three hour drive to a mental institution and set me on talk therapy.

Apparently my dad died eight years ago, and l never had a toe infection. The pharmacy where I took them from is at an address that doesn't actually exist. I look at my hand and ask them why it's swelling. The doctors say it's not swelling. I look back at my hand it appears to be normal. Guess that was fixed.

I tell them about the knocking, and as soon as I finished my sentence, it stops. The doctors say I need to take a break. I ask them what I need to take a break from. They didn't listen, they just looked at me with pity, and as soon as they walk out closing the door behind them the knocking continues.

-- usic, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:14 PM (Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:14 PM) Bookmark Link

Wow, just wow.

-- King Boy Pato, Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:42 AM (Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:42 AM) Bookmark Link

damn, usic, you should submit this stuff somewhere.

-- banriquit, Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:44 AM (Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:44 AM) Bookmark Link

Yeah, somewhere like not here would be great.

-- King Boy Pato, Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:46 AM (Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:46 AM) Bookmark Link

Is there a cruelty cup running?

it runneth over.

was totally expecting that to be a 'diagnose me' thread from four years ago or something.

burt you have many opinions on this subject!

-- Surmounter, Friday, 20 June 2008 16:13 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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ladiesandgentlemen4U

-- Just got offed, Friday, 20 June 2008 16:14 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Edward Isadore Savitz (also known as Uncle Ed, Fast Eddie and Dr. Feel Good) (born February 22, 1942 - died March 27, 1993) was an HIV positive Philadelphia businessman who was arrested for paying thousands of young men for either engaging in anal and oral sex or for giving him dirty underwear and feces, which he kept in pizza boxes in his apartment.

-- and what, Friday, June 20, 2008 2:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

RIP

-- deej, Friday, June 20, 2008 2:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

huge lols

i almost put that here but would have felt bad about it

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=385#unread

especially in the second half

RON STOPPABLE EATING OUT KIM POSSIBLE

-- deeznuts, Friday, June 20, 2008 9:11 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

can we not post links to secret boards in here? some of us aren't on them. thanks. (xpost)

anglosphere. Reading Momus's blog again?

-- burt_stanton, Saturday, June 21, 2008 7:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

he's pining for some manga titties.

-- stevienixed, Saturday, June 21, 2008 9:40 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(keyboard, meet coffee)

uh: http://www.coloradocrush.com/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=newsDetail&newsID=453&contentID=79&navID=82

?

From the Chris Martin thread:

My sources tell me he's doing Lindsay Buckingham level skiing (sniff sniff)...get well soon, douchebag!

-- iago g., Friday, 20 June 2008 22:42 (Yesterday) Link

thank you for clarifying for a second there i thought he was going to tire himself out on the swiss alps

-- J0rdan S., Friday, 20 June 2008 22:43 (Yesterday) Link

So Coldplay are the first British guitar band to have a US #1 single since UB40? Well done all involved.

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, June 21, 2008 3:38 PM

Man, Ali Campbell's gonna be pissed.

-- Matt DC, Saturday, June 21, 2008 3:54 PM

This AND a rat in his kitchen.

-- Matt DC, Saturday, June 21, 2008 3:54 PM

You'd think he would have had that sorted out after all these years.

That new feller is one of the hottest guys I have ever seen.

-- Autumn Almanac, Saturday, June 21, 2008 Bookmark Link

Yeah I think he already knows that...

-- snoball, Saturday, June 21, 2008 Bookmark Link

i dunno if ppl arent quite sure if hes a 3 card monte player out to swindle them or a legit magician it might put them even more off balance when he reveals the steendriver

-- deej, Saturday, June 21, 2008 9:47 AM (Saturday, June 21, 2008 9:47 AM) Bookmark Link

^^not a euphamism

-- deej, Saturday, June 21, 2008 9:54 AM (Saturday, June 21, 2008 9:54 AM) Bookmark Link

e pluribus umad

-- velko, Sunday, June 22, 2008 12:17 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I resent that accusation roxymuzak, as you can clearly tell the unit in question is an Ohm Pukka Model GC60 bass amp

-- Just got offed, Sunday, June 22, 2008 4:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

oh that's not the unit in question

-- n/a, Sunday, June 22, 2008 9:51 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

also:

TEACHER BURNS CROSSES INTO STUDENTS' FLESH, CURRICULUM

-- rrrobyn, Sunday, June 22, 2008 10:05 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

okay why in the fuck is there now a crayola color called "jazzberry jam"

-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 2, 2007 11:35 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

gonna put my hands up for the LBZC

Your favourite jokes about churches

^^^LBZC keepin' it positive in the 08

okay why in the fuck is there now a crayola color called "jazzberry jam"

2003 replaced "Magic Mint" 2004 limited edition equivalent: Newport Jazzberry Festival

Some of the doners I've eaten in France have been completely dope, surprisingly.

-- Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:54 (3 hours ago) Link

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you can get one of those in camden

-- ken c, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:55 (3 hours ago) Link

The other day I discovered that a large donner kebab with mayo contains the same amount of calories as three Big Macs.

xp

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:52 (4 hours ago) Link

Yeah, but why choose when you could eat both?

-- Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 June 2008 13:52 (4 hours ago) Link

MIA "freestyling" over "Chocolate Rain" on 1Xtra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Fuck this bitch, seriously

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:17 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Wait, did an 'internet' just happen?

-- Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Your favourite jokes about My Bloody Valentine

these really are the funniest threads on ILX atm, don't know what that says about everything else

Kevin Shields walks into his local bar and has nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything.
Kevin Shields replies, "I don't drink anymore... Last night, I ‘Blown A Wish’."
"Oh that's nothing", the bartender replies. "Everyone listens to a song by My Bloody Valentine after drinking at times!"
"No, No", Kevin Shields replies. "You don't understand. Wish is my dog!"

-- DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:27 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A wide receiver for an NFL team walks into his local bar and has nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything.
The wide reciever replies, "I don't drink anymore... Last night, I blew the catch for the touchdown that would have won us the game.”
"Oh that's nothing", the bartender replies. "Everyone drops a crucial pass under pressure at times!"
"No, No", the wide reciever replies. "You don't understand. The Catch For The Touchdown That Would Have Won Us The Game is my dog!"

-- DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 17:26 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ok sustained lols

apologies if this has already been posted here:

Don't be hatin' on your own thread, CaptainLorax. Some people work all their downtrodden lives for one chance. One chance at a thread. You hit submit and you don't even know what's going to happen. C+P, doesn't hardly work anymore.

-- Z S, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 4:58 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

child porn? I didn't know you liked that sort of thing

-- CaptainLorax, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:01 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

copy & paste?

-- Abbott, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:02 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

damn lorax bringing the hardbody zings

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:03 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

zinky?

-- CaptainLorax, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:05 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

Nah, I meant Child (+) Porn, sweet pickup.

-- Z S, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:07 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

DEEZNUTS!!! ::high kick::

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 12:47 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Which of the following covers of "Sweet Child o' Mine" sounds the most horrendous

Luna's version isn't that bad.

-- Michael White, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 1:56 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that Michael White, always rushing to Luna's defense

-- some dude, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 1:59 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol

FUCK chocolat

-- deeznuts, Thursday, May 22, 2008 10:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

SUCK A DICK cider house rules

-- forksclovetofu, Friday, May 23, 2008 1:17 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

my wife asked my 4 year old daughter if she wanted to see wall-e. she spent a couple minutes jumping up and down, excitedly yelling "wall-e! wall-e!". then she calmed down a little and started explaining how wall-e used to have horns because he was a demon but he cut them off because he wanted to be more like a human.

turns out my daughter is very excited to see hellboy II.

-- Edward III, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

(from ILM - Hit songs with controversial/upsetting subject matter)

What was that Janet Jackson one where she sings a happy song about all the people she knows who have died of AIDS?

-- Mark G, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:44 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I don't know if "Sex On The Beach" counts??

-- the next grozart, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:46 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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It wasn't that one, no.

-- Mark G, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:50 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

round my way you can get 6 cans of Stella for £5.50. this seems good value to me.

the downside, some might say, is that you have to live round my way.

-- the pinefox, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:36 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Ilie Nastase walks into his local bar and has nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything.
Ilie Nastase replies, “I don't drink anymore... I’ve recently began to feel a crushing sense of shame over the fact that I’ve had casual, meaningless sex with approximately 2,500 women.”
"Oh that's nothing", the bartender replies. “Thousands of men would kill to have had a life like yours!”
"No, No", Ilie Nastase replies. "You don't understand. Approximately 2,500 Women is my dog!"

-- DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:15 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/shop_dev/assets/new_product_images/interpet/1000_Dog_Names.jpg

o I get it the poem is shaped like a fattie

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 2:10 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Do you guys think Mohammed Atta might have had a dog named Up The World Trade Center Killing Thousands Of American Citizens? I have a joke but I'm worried the punchline might be a touch convoluted

-- DJ Mencap, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 4:12 PM (Wednesday, June 25, 2008 4:12 PM) Bookmark Link

Q. What did the mod say when Mr Astaire wanted him to compete in the 100 metres for the eighth time in an hour?

A. Oh no! Not another race Fred!

-- Free Peace Sweet!, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 5:19 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The VP spot is not always coveted. Historically it has been more often been viewed as irrelevant and a dead end. And not every state governor yearns to live in DC.

-- Aimless, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 4:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

C'mon Aimless maybe 50 years ago but these days the VP is the heir apparent to the White House

-- Tracer Hand

what thread are all the dj mencap jokes coming from

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fluxblog&oldid=193726649

lol didnt even notice

Categories: Blogs | Digital audio | Holocaust deniers | Internet publication stubs

Girls are like bananas on trees: you only ever get one kind of them and then they all die.

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:07 (8 hours ago) Link

girls are the atheists worst nightmare

-- and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:00 (7 hours ago)

what thread are all the dj mencap jokes coming from

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, June 25, 2008 6:07 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

mostly 'jokes about my bloody valentine'

my wife asked my 4 year old daughter if she wanted to see wall-e. she spent a couple minutes jumping up and down, excitedly yelling "wall-e! wall-e!". then she calmed down a little and started explaining how wall-e used to have horns because he was a demon but he cut them off because he wanted to be more like a human.

turns out my daughter is very excited to see hellboy II.

-- Edward III, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Q. What did the big Dom Passantino say to the little Dom Passantino?
A. Stop hiding behind that twee!

-- banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 07:40 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I wonder what else Morrissey and Merritt have in common!

-- Party Sausage, Thursday, 26 June 2008 12:40 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Who is this dude? He's an IMPACT PLAYER

I wear A*men in winter and B*men in summer. Best ever.

-- Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:01 (4 hours ago) Link

Although I'm thankful they dropped the naming convention at that point.

-- Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:02 (4 hours ago) Link

lol

wait is Stairway a wedding cake or a dinosaur fart, the two things are very different IMHO

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:26 PM (Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:26 PM) Bookmark Link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3209/2611766635_7125c18102_o.png

Oh hai; I'm Max Headroom!

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 27 June 2008 00:53 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Haha, I just clicked on the play button - I am Pavlov's Dawg.

-- Ned Trifle II, Friday, 27 June 2008 01:01 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

sf_duck_girl_med.jpg

do not want

-- HI DERE, Thursday, June 26, 2008 1:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

freaks

-- carne asada, Thursday, June 26, 2008 1:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

some things you can't un-masturbate to

-- jeff, Thursday, June 26, 2008 1:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

'Sorry I'm late for work, I was watching the VERNE TROYER SEX TAPE'

-- Autumn Almanac, Thursday, June 26, 2008 5:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

what's it called... ... ... . the introverted subjective???????????????????????????????? i never heard the album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- usic, Thursday, June 26, 2008 2:01 PM (Thursday, June 26, 2008 2:01 PM) Bookmark Link

usic

how do you celebrate juneteenth?

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, June 26, 2008 2:04 PM (Thursday, June 26, 2008 2:04 PM) Bookmark Link

stoicly

-- usic, Thursday, June 26, 2008 2:05 PM (Thursday, June 26, 2008 2:05 PM) Bookmark Link

Surmounter, this will probably seem like a douchey thing to say, but I'm really just curious -- as a Middle Easterner, what do you mark on forms when asked to identify your race?

-- jaymc, Friday, June 27, 2008 7:18 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

"200, 400"

-- HI DERE, Friday, June 27, 2008 7:20 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this is why i do yoga/meditation stuff. if i didn't i wld explode and kill a yogurt-slurpin' ho

-- rrrobyn, Friday, 27 June 2008 05:42

oh i didn't see that! i say i'm white, usually. sometimes they specifically instruct you to say white if you're middle eastern.

im liveblogging from the green field and it's totes sunny, wtf.

have fun at your desk jobs suckers.

-- banriquit, Friday, 27 June 2008 09:48 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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woooo, kate nash soon

-- banriquit, Friday, 27 June 2008 10:43 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

roxy music - 'bitters end' (end)

-- banriquit, Friday, 27 June 2008 12:43 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

'Sorry I'm late for work, I was watching the VERNE TROYER SEX TAPE'

Ek. I totally barfed when I saw the tongueing. How the fuck do you get past that and get to the sex bit?

I'm going to an accents party tomorrow night! The aim is to sit around and do accents for several hours.

-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:22 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Which accent are you planning to do? I can do south african very well, but always wanted to master dutch.

-- moley, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:28 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i can't really do german, but i french well

-- electricsound, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:30 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I do an italian pretty well at the moment.

-- Trayce, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:37 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yes we don't seem to do tv comedy that well (with certain exceptions), but then we've seemingly had 40 years of fucking 'keeping up appearances' repeats so if all you lot are getting in return is 'summer heights high' then you've got off lightly.

-- haitch, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 15:58 (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

There's a sex bit past the tongue? I had no idea! (xxpost)

the uvula

almost as great as extravagina

-- El Tomboto, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:27 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I demand a recount.

-- Aimless, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:31 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Ok well im super drunk right zed
Playing bass in an kissed bolthead
Show and i have a hot chick drilled
Me in my fine this worse chilled
Now just a bunch of rich begin
And dumb fat bitches lets bard finn
Even the actual rock pull
Can say 6000 constitute pull
Were good today but one of tame
Was actually look proclaim
Brought the lols and hey'' if i shack
Dude in his 30's post failed paid pack
An ilx chick in a dead end beer
Never got laid and sable care

-- forksclovetofu, Friday, June 27, 2008 9:55 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

As part of the effort to make the 2008 national convention the greenest ever, the Democrats' catering guidelines include one that strikes at the heart of Southern cuisine: No fried food.

No fried chicken. No fried catfish. No fried green tomatoes. No fried okra. No fried anything.

-- and what, Thursday, June 26, 2008 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

what does being "green" have to do with fried food? Food is not fried in gasoline.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, June 26, 2008 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

someone hasn't seen Iron Chef lately

-- HI DERE, Thursday, June 26, 2008 8:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

BAM

Imagine no lapel
If you forgot noel
For greed or hunger a gout
premonition sauerkraut

-- Granny Dainger, Friday, June 27, 2008 6:15 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

All gone, just moley.

-- moley

wholly moley.

-- estela

World's Least Favourite English Poem:

Father hashish vile bruv spunk
Chowder vichysoise anal steampunk
Gank cunt turgid filibuster santorum
You your yourself other devil forum

that's all i got

-- Will M., Friday, 27 June 2008 18:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^this cannot be emphasised enough

Kobe, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

saw last night, not much to say other than it lives up to the hype.

-- moonship journey to baja, Saturday, June 28, 2008 11:17 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it really does remove stains from the carpet like gangbusters

-- latebloomer, Saturday, June 28, 2008 11:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

the last film that did that was Copland, strangely

-- latebloomer, Saturday, June 28, 2008 11:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Only 80,000 people saw Jay-Z perform at Glastonbury, but every single one of them went home and recorded a guest verse for a Memphis Bleek mixtape

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:33 (Yesterday) Link

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but everyone staying in on Saturday night to post in that thread was a winner in my eyes

*sigh*

http://www.sweetwater.com/expert-center/techtips/d--08/17/1999

BUT DON'T READ THAT! Because what you should really do is go out right now and buy yourself some 400 watt speakers, and say "AWESOME" as you're walking out with them, and give the zit-faced 17-year-old at Best Buy a hearty high five, and then come back to this thread and post pictures of your enormous wang, which will be the thing responsible for your being a giant dumbass. We'll understand.

-- kenan, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

haha you are so repugnant. but thanks for the link!

-- Sébastien, Sunday, 29 June 2008 03:22 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahah

Oh brainwasher I don't care
when my "Glow" LP arrives in the mail I am going to cum all over the black vinyl

-- Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Sunday, 29 June 2008 06:00 (17 hours ago) Link

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It's a seminal record.

-- moley, Sunday, 29 June 2008 07:14 (15 hours ago) Link

Did chaki really have a hottie in his bed?

nah, just some vinyl

hahahahahahahahhaa

one-finger business, kate radley stylez

-- haitch, Monday, 30 June 2008 16:14 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

keep yr indie fanfic out of this thread

-- energy flash gordon, Monday, 30 June 2008 16:19 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I can't deny that "you are so repugnant" is pretty funny. In fact, I may use it again soon on another deserving soul.

(as I was, in that case. Richly deserving.)

1.
who will be in seed pot 1 for ENGLAND?
-- djmartian, Sunday, 25 November 2007

2.
Croatia, AGAIN for ENGLAND
-- djmartian, Sunday, 25 November 2007

3.
how does qualifying work?
-- djmartian, Sunday, 25 November 2007

re: one concern: monetenegro are our 6th seed team. did they retain many good players when they split with serbia?

I think only 1 player was in the combined squad of S & M

That's like the county of Devon splitting from ENGLAND and asking if ENGLAND would miss any players

population of Montenegro 684,736

population of Devon 740,800
-- djmartian, Sunday, 25 November 2007

I think people basically need to get over that urge to say "OMG BEST THING EVER" and create this hysterical Emperor's New Clothes cult around every funny Internet picture or grammatically awkward quote from a weird/insane dude, I mean we're all bored office workers but some of us manage to occupy ourselves in a constructive way, like starting 15+ "Your favourite jokes about" threads containing nothing puns and dogshit non-sequiturs

-- MPx4A, 30 June 2008 12:32 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

time to start quoting all kinds of random mundane posts on excelsior i reckon

-- blueski, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:05 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

IT IS TIME TO KILL YOUR CREATION

[...]Yes we do follow PLUR which is PEACE LOVE UNITY AND RESPECT. What is so horrible about those four words? If everyone followed them there would be a lot less hate. So think before you judge because we just look at you people that our against us and feel really bad for you all.
-- Lindsey George (ravingdevil02...), December 14th, 2002.

PLUR? If I ever start a collective, our acronym will be CYESTDBYHLW or "Crush Your Enemies, See Them Driven Before You, and Hear the Lamentations of the Women". Contemplate this on the tree of woe!

-- Alan N (ala...), December 14th, 2002.

but what does it mean in welsh?

o shit it gets better:

time to start quoting all kinds of random mundane posts on excelsior i reckon

-- blueski, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:05 (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we already do this

-- HI DERE, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:08 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but what does it mean in welsh?

-- darraghmac, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:20 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

can't wait. for my damned invite, that is.

-- darraghmac, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:50 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you guys. i'm blushing [:¬|

hahahahahahahahhaa

-- Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 30 June 2008 00:51 (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

my neighbor found a wooden dildo from late 1800s/early 20th c under their floor

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, June 30, 2008 7:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

that would make for an interesting episode of Antiques Roadshow

-- dmr, Monday, June 30, 2008 7:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

what a great show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuEypm6smJ8

-- abanana, Thursday, June 26, 2008 12:52 AM (Thursday, June 26, 2008 12:52 AM) Bookmark Link

HUGE TITS OF NUNS THAT EVEN THE STIFFEST OF ROBES CANNOT HIDE

-- slecked, Monday, June 30, 2008 4:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

A friend of mine and I were talking about Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut" last weekend. My friend observed that whenever he asked his guy friends if they liked "Eyes Wide Shut", an overwhelming majority praised it, but when he would ask his women friends what they thought, an overwhelming majority said they hated it.

Being curious, I looked at the ratings for EWS on the movie database, and indeed there is a pretty significant gender split, with males rating the movie much higher than females across age groups.

Of course, I'd take the movie database's ratings with a grain of salt, but assuming it might reflect a true difference...theories? Perhaps women find Nicole Kidman's character more interesting than Tom Cruise's, but given the short-shrift in the storyline?

-- Joe, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 Bookmark Link

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oh dere's tits

-- sexyDancer, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 Bookmark Link

Loses something without the formatting, but still:

srsly this board needs a 12-step programme to get us off HYS, we'd all be a lot happier

-- DG, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

srsly this board needs a 12-step programme to get us off HYS this board, we'd all be a lot happier

-- banriquit, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

srsly this board needs a 12-step programme to get us off HYS this board, we'd all be a lot happier

w00t

-- DG, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

We set em up, he knocks em down!!!

the shoutbox is at the bottom of the page and is much much bigger, shows a lot more messages.
x-post

does it show both sides of a conversation now? i hope not, it's a really stupid idea that i'm kinda glad they kept, i can't deal with straight up pms

-- tremendoid, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 10:37 PM (Yesterday)

uh

-- tremendoid, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 10:38 PM (Yesterday)

Seriously people it's perfectly clear the one recording artist who can do justice to the phrase "Quantum of Solace" is William Shatner.

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 11:44 AM (1 hour ago)

Trying to find my. Quantum of Solace.
The smallest. Amount. Of affection, a person can have for another.
Trying to find some. Meaning in this insane world.
Got to find. That. Quantum of Solace.

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 11:47 AM (

arranged for piano, theremin and various percussion

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 11:50 AM

sub-custos and all that I know but LOOK AT THE TITLE

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 11:50 AM

custos disclaimers can't save you from custos

-- omar little, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 11:55 AM

I'm just saying, it's like the kingdom of the crystal skull thread, I didn't start the fire

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 11:55 AM (51 minutes ago)

why the fuck did i think surmounter was like 40 or something??

-- deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 19:10 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

because of his world-weary misanthropy?

-- mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 19:14 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^ IRL lolz

Yep, I still pay for a land line. Still don't have a cell phone. Laugh all you want.

-- Bimble, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 1:24 AM (22 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol

-- jhøshea, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 1:30 AM (22 hours ago) Bookmark Link

the family is coffin up a lot of money for its retomb. they're hoping to decaying body it back sometime in the near embalmed necrophiliac.

-- res, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 10:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

MASSIVE SHOUT-OUT PROPS TO FUCKING RONAN

-- the pinefox, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:43 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that is not sad at all. it's the only thing which makes me eagerly anticipate my 40s, all my straight peers will be spending all their money on bringing up children, clothes, food, school fees, that sort of thing, and i'll just have endless disposable income

-- lex pretend, Thursday, July 3, 2008 11:17 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

a chilling vision of things to come

-- blueski, Thursday, July 3, 2008 11:20 AM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

STOP LAUGHING

does the lex not eat food or wear clothes?

what thread is that from

he is a gay gas

In the UK, you have to bring up food, clothes and school fees?

http://forum.valinor.com.br/attachment.php?attachmentid=17752&stc=1&d=1210564833

lex isn't straight???

he is a gay gas

-- blueski, Thursday, July 3, 2008 4:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haa

Lex pretend to be gay

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/I_Now_Pronounce_You/i_now_pronounce_you_chuck_and_larry_movie_poster.jpg

Read carefully:

Lick

My

Balls

-- Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, February 2, 2006 4:21 AM (Thursday, February 2, 2006 4:21 AM) Bookmark Link

11-9
"Ether" vs. "Takeover"

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, July 3, 2008 2:18 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

never forget

-- deeznuts, Thursday, July 3, 2008 2:18 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

actually inwardly chuckled at a deeznuts post

they could use those cash records to torture terrorists with. ugh. a good producer would have said: "hey, john, we'll try again when you're feeling a little better." it's almost like he was hoping he would get cash's actual death rattle on tape. so that he could sample it for a funky new chili peppers single!

-- scott seward, Thursday, July 3, 2008 1:15 PM (2 minutes ago)

hey don't you know (uggghhhllloilo)
bout the funk of
california (uggggghhhllloilo)

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2255/lf379378ea3498f586f4f1atj4.gif

perpetual bungle!

OMG fractal Bungle animation is freaking me out!!!

Arggh Fractal Bear.

Fractal Bungle will haunt your nightmares... forever!

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

amazing

this has started amazingly

"six...seven times a day"

"one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him" hahahalol

holy fuck aleksey vayner has been trumped

he's from toronto lol

"maybe your mother has cancer"

Dmitri from Toronto = worst DJ name ever.

fractal bear doesn't quite work. His ears are obviously other teddy bears.

^^^ there is something weird going on - when it "bumps" the ears change a little. It's like the opening titles of Star Trek:TNG where they switch from the large Enterprise model to the small model for the long shot.

dont need no hateration in this dancerie

i used to work witha guy called dmitry from toronto! i wonder if it's him!!!

Clearly he learned from the master.

hi ned

"Here's how it's going to work."

hahaha

oh god. youd have to go out with him just once for first date heres all about me LOLs

he's way too creepy to risk it tbh

i liked THERE IS NOTHING. WRONG WITH ME.

All that's missing is him shouting "MAKE SURE YOU SAVE SOME TURKEY FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

http://www.collectorscum.com/8tracks/chipmunks.jpg

note the name of the record label...

dell i owned that lp when i was a kid. they do a cover of the knack's "good girls don't" but i can't remember how they got around the oral sex references in the song.

yeah, i'm curious about that, as well. also, the record is loaded with no less than three knack songs, if i'm not mistaken!!

yeah "my sharona" and "frustrated" too right? tom petty's refugee, call me, let's go... can't remember what else.

from the Jesse Helms thread:

hey guess how I feel about this

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, July 4, 2008 8:14 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"I don't really date timid women"

from the Jesse Helms thread (note time)

I'm with Shakey

-- gabbneb, Friday, July 4, 2008 11:02 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

my bf emailed me the mp3 of that dimitri fuckhead the other day. 'i think you might be passive aggressive. you should look that up'. what a douche.

In Bozo RIP:

He leaves some pretty big shoes to fill.

-- The Yellow Kid, Friday, July 4, 2008 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

At no point on the Black Album does a Jedi jam his lightsaber into the heart of a giant metal door until it superheats and blows open.

-- Nate Carson, Sunday, July 6, 2008 2:45 AM (6 hours ago)

sad but true

"Enter Qui-Gon"

you can kill insects with vasline

-- Surmounter, Sunday, July 6, 2008 12:26 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

how can they breathe with no air

-- Surmounter, Sunday, July 6, 2008 12:26 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

the man makes a solid point

you like deep banana blackout?

-- thirdalternative, Sunday, July 6, 2008 10:38 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm flattered but I've got a girlfriend.

-- Tracer Hand, Sunday, July 6, 2008 10:40 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

He's got a girlfriend too?

In Bozo RIP:

He leaves some pretty big shoes to fill.

-- The Yellow Kid, Friday, July 4, 2008 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

-- Tape Store, Saturday, 5 July 2008 17:54 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ this. (Double excelsiored?)

hipster the word needs to fly away to zimbabwe and never come back

-- Surmounter, Monday, July 7, 2008 11:14 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Ha, you know it would come flying back with loads of indigenous garb and loads of unbearable stories about how everything over there is more real and alive.

-- HI DERE, Monday, July 7, 2008 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

LOL

actual snort

haa
(also of course http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/23/19-travelling/ ...)

oh lol i did not see that thread was bumped
i am kind of sunstroked and the internet seems weird

fourthed!

haha

there is NEVER a time when you shouldn't watch Robocop

-- HI DERE, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:13 (11 months ago) Link

what about if you are already watching big trouble in little china?

-- river wolf, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:15 (11 months ago) Link

picture-in-picture

-- s1ocki, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:35 (11 months ago) Link

i feel like i'm arguing with rush limbaugh

-- Tape Store, Monday, July 7, 2008 12:23 PM (11 minutes ago)

i feel like i'm watching rush limbaugh argue with the pope

-- s1ocki, Monday, July 7, 2008 12:24 PM (10 minutes ago)

i feel like i'm arguing with someone who will admit that donnie darko is their all-time favorite movie

-- n/a, Monday, July 7, 2008 12:26 PM (7 minutes ago)

I just noticed some pictures of this guy upthread that really hurt my eyes.

-- Bimble, Monday, July 7, 2008 1:44 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

don't look directly at success personified, bimble.

-- andrew m., Monday, July 7, 2008 2:16 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.fpr302.com/blog/302/images/KebabTwins.jpg

I don't even know what to say to this.

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 12:59 PM

Pet Shop Boys reveal new look

-- blueski, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 1:00 PM

I had a dream recently that was a TV commercial for the Rolling Stones. It started off completely dark, with the choral intro to "You Can't Always Get What You Want". An announcer's voice comes in, saying something like "From the band that brought you (I Can't Get No)Satisfaction, Jumpin' Jack Flash, and Honky Tonk Woman, The Rolling Stones are proud to present to you..." and it pauses for a second right before the song kicks in "...SLASH!" Then it cuts to footage of Slash playing along with the Stones, but standing front-and-center the whole time.

-- kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 12:25 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I want a geyser of feces to erupt from the pit and coat all the horrified children.

-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 2:25 PM (9 minutes ago)

Re: CocoRosie:

---

Had no earthly idea that their records sell in the 100k range.

I truly don't believe this; NYT fact-checkers be damned. Does anyone here work at a label and have access to that database of sales figures? I'm calling total bullshit.

-- Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 7:27 AM (1 hour ago)

They're pretty big in Germany, France, Italy, etc. xp

-- caek, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:33 AM (40 minutes ago)

hmm what else was "big" in those countries

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:39 AM (34 minutes ago)

Subtle zinging be damned, is s1ocki talking about Muse or Placebo there?

i'm talking about the rise of european fascism in the 20th century. read some history dude.

Subtle zinging be damned, is s1ocki talking about Muse or Placebo there?

-- DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:25 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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i'm talking about the rise of european fascism in the 20th century. read some history dude.

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:31 (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

omg i dont like spicy food and i am the most unrasist person ever so if a kid doesent like it eather are they rasists can a 3 year old even have a consept of rasism? if a kid is rasist then its the parents fault

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 17:40 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Forget to log in as Veronaintheclub there Dom?

-- I am using your worlds, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 11:58 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Those who do not read their history are condemned to have it c+p'd

So where does all this leave Harriet Beecher Stowe?

-- Mark G, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 13:54 (40 minutes ago) Link

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So where does all this leave Harriet Beecher Stowe?

Still dead, I guess.

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 14:02 (32 minutes ago) Link

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RIP

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 14:03

from People who use the phrase "Uncle Tom" should be beaten senseless

uncle ron

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 1:43 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

oh good louis is here

-- deej, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 1:43 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

When was fascism big in France?

http://codebloo.net/stuff/picard-headesk.jpg

uncle tuom

I don't think the Vichy regime ever held popular support.

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/jurassicPark38.jpeg
they've learned how to open doors... they're using tools like google...

Hey, I used to be a history student.

i can see why you were kicked out

whatever level of popular support there was, which is debatable, i have no doubt that fascism was "big" for anyone who ended up deported in a freight car.

s1ocki u are the best

Oh, I'd say anything that leads to me being dragged to the camps is going to be a "big" deal to me.

Back to business:

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Peto Philer: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Young Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Catholic Priest in a Mesh T-Shirt

-- and what, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:18 AM (31 minutes ago)

wow just wow

Uncle Tuomas

-- Jordan, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Best excelsior thread section in ages

I don't think the Vichy regime ever held popular support.

Early on it sure did.

i like my men the old fashioned way. with rough hands, beards, and an ax on their shoulder.

-- myndbloom, Thursday, 10 July 2008 05:07 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2009/2275641873_9efa60a0c0.jpg?v=1203586648

-- Bodrick III, Thursday, 10 July 2008 05:15 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

(from the Make-up on Boys thread)