"Cat With No Face" Blog

sally b: "He is still a cutiepie, in this most deranged yet adorable way possible."

Charlie: "I'm interested to know how/at what point Chase is able to sleep? Do you have some kind of a custom 'dark room' for her?"

Charlie getting ideas.

Anonymous: "WELL HEY MR CHASE NO FACE NO FACE CHASE FACE NO FACE FACE FACE RACE FACE CHASE. No, really, have a nice day, HA HA HA. You're a good person."

awwww, that's so FUCKING HORRIFYING

D:

http://www.mammalogy.org/mil_images/images/mid/1457.jpg

poor kitty :(

PUT IT TO SLEEP NOW

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/2008/03/happy-st-patricks-day.html

lolol

this poor fucking animal

I hate all of you. Brrrrrrrrrr.

all cats look like this to me; little cunts

My name is Chase. I am 2 years and 3 months old. When I was 3-6 weeks old, in June 2005, I was hit by a car and left in the road. A young man heard my cries after a few days and came to my rescue. He brought me to the Chevy Chase Animal Clinic and gave the doctors some money to do what they could for me and hopefully find me a home. A new vet tech, Melissa, was working there. The doctors informed her she would get to care for me. She took me in and would take me home at night and on weekends to give me extra care that I needed while I recovered. I ended up having a back leg amputated and over the summer my nose and, eyelids, and skin from my face sloughed off from the trauma of the accident. The wonderful doctors sent me and Melissa to the University of Tenn Vet Hospital for 2 rounds of plastic surgery. Unfortunately neither attempt was successful. I would have to live looking different than my other kitty friends. I adjusted fast and even though I don't have eyelids I can still sleep just fine but I prefer to go to a dark room or under the bed. My caretaker, Melissa, ended up switching jobs and then relocating to a different state. I happily have become her "baby" and she takes care of me still to this day as a member of her family. I need a bit of special attention to keep my eyes in good shape. I get artificial tears applied to them 3-4 times daily, as well as antibiotic drops and steroid drops as needed. I have GREAT vision and love to catch flies and crickets! My face looks pink but it is just tissue and the fur will never grow back. I am NOT IN ANY PAIN! I am a very loving and friendly cat. I love to meet new dogs and cats and really like to lick them. This got me in trouble when I was a clinic cat at the vet's office. Not all the dogs wanted to meet me. But often I would curl up with the sick animals in their cages and keep them company.
This is just an introduction to me and my family. I will try to keep you posted in my daily obsticles and fun filled days as often as possible.
Love and Meows,
Chase the cat

hideous as this cat is, he seems to be doing pretty well. good for him!

Yeah, I was just going to say it probably has no idea it's different - cats (and other animals) have amazing adaptive abilities like that. A collegue of mine has a cat that lost a leg after getting stuck in a (probably) trap somewhere and it's still faster than their dog :-)

yes, he's kinda an example to us all tbh

Oh fuck. This is horrible. Thanks a lot.

A leg is one thing but this cat is missing a face!!!

Seems like a pretty happy animal and the owner seems REALLY taken with it. I like the fact that she does therapy with disfigured people with Chase to do the whole "I can get along and so can you!" schtick. I'm just amazed that she spent what must have been thousands of dollars of plastic surgery on the cat.

"WELL HEY MR CHASE NO FACE NO FACE CHASE FACE NO FACE FACE FACE RACE FACE CHASE. No, really, have a nice day, HA HA HA. You're a good person."
^needs to be a meme

This got me in trouble when I was a clinic cat at the vet's office. Not all the dogs wanted to meet me. But often I would curl up with the sick animals in their cages and keep them company.

"Hey, howzit going? Nice cage you're in here. Just stopping by to say hi. Oh, don't mind me, yeah, I got no face and my eyes bug out constantly. Mind some company for a bit? I'll just lick on ya for a bit."

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/2007/12/23-days-til-christmas.html

A leg is one thing but this cat is missing a face!!!

It can see with both eyes, it can smell, it can hear with both ears, it can bite and eat and taste, I don't think it has lost any functionality, only aesthetics. A leg = pretty important, functionally, I'd guess.

omg at advent shot

Well, someone has to do it, and no one else has stepped up.

"That cat has no nose!"

How does it look?

(I'r so bad at this joeks thing)

Grisly!

I'm am crying AND nervously laughing!

He's a cat! He knows he looks funny! It's okay!

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/2007/12/23-days-til-christmas.html

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 2:31 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

GHRRHGHGRHGHG

That cat is honestly repulsive, but it really warms my heart to know that someone is giving it a good life.

Also, I had several graduate algebra courses from a guy who lost his face. He was kinda repulsive too, but a fantastic teacher.

that cat is just a reverse baboon

http://i32.tinypic.com/27z8ysz.jpg

^^^ def one of the top-10 teachers ever.

everyone on this thread should be saving that advent pic for future holiday email hijinx

Swear I saw this episode of "Tales From the Crypt" in 1995.

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/2007/09/introduction.html

Anyway. For some strange reason, I feel hungry for a Quizno's right about now.

Meatball sub?

http://www.futureshipwreck.com/pics/they-live3.jpg

oops

I'm really very happy that noface cat has found a loving home but I'm also very happy that I'm not on melissa's xmas card list

"Hey guys, I'm just going to grab another beer. Does anyone need --- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

1. What should I be for Halloween next year?

I dunno, a ballerina maybe?

when this cat cant be any more hard-up in the latest post they've SHAVED it

http://blog.makezine.com/Skinned_Furby.jpg

I've honestly never seen anything in my life that I was less sure how to feel about.

I'm glad someone's willing to love that freaky little kitty, cos I'm not sure I could.

I dunno, he's not that bad. I was expecting worse. just has a messed up grill. nothing i wouldn't get used to in an hour

HE HAS A SKULL FOR A FACE.

quick fix:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2305/2369340106_6893f18f97.jpg

i think that fact that i saw this blog just after looking at that portugese tumor face guy blunted its impact a little.

vahid nailed it on the head

I am NOT IN ANY PAIN!

how do they know? also doesn't the lack of whiskers make it bump into things constantly?

I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN

I am NOT IN ANY PAIN!

how do they know? also doesn't the lack of whiskers make it bump into things constantly?

Cat's a Scientologist and took one of those tests.

HAMBURGER KITTEN

As mentioned above, the St. Patrick's Day picture is A+++++++++

Also

http://www.internetdj.com/images/articles/technologiclarge.jpg

HAMBURGER KITTEN

lowl

no eyelids means inability to blink which must cause discomfort = I am IN FACT IN A PAIN OF SOME SORT U STUPID BITHC

ugh reminds me of a story i saw in the news about some kids who superglued a cats eyes shut. the eyes got infected and huge and they had to cut the eyelids off and they showed the cat on the news, it looked sorta like this one does.

so anyway the kids all got the death penalty. ok, no they didn't, but they should have.

the other thing is that exposed nose must be terribly prone to infection. but then i guess that's why she dunks the cat's head in antiobiotic salve four or five times a day?

object embed track=survivor "eye of the tiger"

Gott in Himmel, I was already scheduled to start volunteering at the cattery of the local humane society come next week, and I do not think I'd be able to handle this.

Fuck me, I can't handle it _now_...

For a refresher, here's the local kitten cam where i'll be volunteering; they'll probably be napping when you click it, but it's fun to check in every once in a while.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPucBQXByFY

I was already scheduled to start volunteering at the cattery of the local humane society come next week

kingfish are you coming on to us?

discuss the two-legged upright-walking dog

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/24/i-cant-even-deal-with-this/

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/23/article-1028681-01B6256B00000578-259_468x326.jpg

baby falcor

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/6/25/f_vcatm_e738c2e.jpg

I just died too.

oh god bm why did you do that

=OgO=

yeesh

!!!

I guess I felt more OK for the cat if it at least had a bottle of vodka.

wow, folks on leonardo don't take kindly to being chase-rolled

you're a fucking dick, Edward III.

-- GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 11:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

chase-rolled

would be easier if "noface" wasn't in the url...

and that's where tinypic.com comes in.

yeah, but you lose the blogness of it...

wow, folks on leonardo don't take kindly to being chase-rolled

ever thought about moving up to 4chan? i think you're ready, dude.

question: should I turn images on y/n

n

I like the cat with no face emoticon!

i'm starting to find the no face cat cute.

okay now REALLY tempted to look at this thing

I did and wish I hadn't.

It's really not that bad once you stare at it for an hour, see it wear a leprechaun's hat, and get snuggled with by children and adults alike.

That said, I admit I haven't watched any of the videos. To see it move would cause me to lose my shit and try to kill it.

it's the happy birthday pic that kills me

i just feel so guilty by being repulsed by it, that i've come around to its little skeleton face. i mean, it seems like a lovely, sweet cat! just with...no...face.

where is video

what if we called it cat with pizza face

Loves and Licks for my sisters

^^ video

I'm with ally, noface cat is starting to grow on me. although I am not brave enough yet to watch video.

Ah, the video's nothing. You get like a half second glimpse at its tomato red face.

Angus Mhor said...

She says, "Don't stop, keep going!". That was a nice lick-a-thon.
April 20, 2008 7:00 PM

not much facetime in no face chase video

i would hug it. it's very kissy!

it's the happy birthday pic that kills me

-- Tracer Hand, Thursday, June 26, 2008 6:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

http://bp1.blogger.com/_mtxIjWA73qM/RuJttzgiOcI/AAAAAAAAAaA/G2yYtVPLvLs/s1600-h/bdaycat.bmp

AAAAAAAAAaA

Man, outside of this thread, that picture would be SO inexplicable.
Load load diet dr. pepper load load yeah stupid hat load load furry, i guess, a pet load load what the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAA

so tempted to show images

The more I see Chase, the less I'm repulsed and the video actually helped. Looks like any ordinary cat giving a tongue lashing.

Now the eyes are so visible in that picture: I don't believe for one second that Chase can see anything more than vague movement and the difference between night and day.

xpost yeah this blog absolutely achieves its stated goal, you go from repulsion to magnetized curiosity to 'awww' in under five minutes, especially once you see the video, thing's just a little critter

with NO FACE

"not everyone looks perfect and that is OK"

by corollary, not everyone HAS NO FACE

(still haven't looked btw)

It's kinda awesome looking.

this is like that "RIP o_O THREAD" thread. americans be squeamish

says the cross dresser

Chase is so much more hardcore than a pitbull; if I saw a woman walking one of these, I would give her SO much room.
This argument should be made in adopting disfigured pets.

OMG OMG EMERGENCY EYEWASH I JUST SAW SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET

"When I was 3-6 weeks old, in June 2005, I was hit by a car and left in the road. A young man heard my cries after a few days and came to my rescue."

especially once you see the video, thing's just a little critter

Okay, based on this I watched the video AND OH JEEZ ITS TONGUE GOING IN AND OUT.

Dan, it's kind of like that Britney Spears South Park episode except it's a cat and it's fucking real.

And its head is still intact but it has no face.

Dan, you've survived teh wallo ginaze, you've seen rotten.com, I assume, well, this isn't worse. It looks like a monkey with a red face, no nose or lips, think melty faced indiana jones nazis or half regenerated bad guy in The Mummy - it looks too little like a cat to shock cat lovers.

I avoid rotten.com like the PLAGUE

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/space/images/pizzahut.jpg

"MEOW"

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/1444928453_de251e822f.jpg%3Fv%3D0

i hope you can see that image

its an awesome picture of gnarly pizza

it is horrible LIKE ALL CATS

dogs 4 eva

Dan, if it helps...

The moment you see the cat, just sing "Technologic", think of the robot baby, then look at the cat again, and then you'll lol.

It's best to look at the st. Patrick's day picture one. It's stunning.

And you know I'm a COMPLETE wuss when it comes to seeing disfigured animals or people. I easily faint as shit like that, but this cat somehow isn't that disturbing to me. The happy happy context of the blog kinda muffles the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH part, I think.

if you don't even try to look at it like a cat, and just think of it as some weird little alien like creature, it's perfectly ok

I ended up having a back leg amputated and over the summer my nose and, eyelids, and skin from my face sloughed off from the trauma of the accident.

WAIT, THIS CAN HAPPEN? Something bad can happen to you, and you can get so upset about it that your FUCKING FACE JUST FALLS RIGHT OFF and you spend the rest of your life looking like HORRORSKULLFACEWARRRRGH!??

I sure hope some of this thread's less squeamish and more charitable posters are around if this ever happens to me.

Wrong kind of trauma.

It's the use of the word "sloughed" here that makes it for me.

How are we going to act when aliens come here? They'll arrive in their flying saucers, offering us all kinds of technology to end disease and famine and fix the environment, but because their faces look like baboons' arses we'll all be like BLEEEURGHH!!! and they'll be offended and get back in their spaceships and bugger off...

so tempted to show images

-- HI DERE, Thursday, 26 June 2008 20:47 (Yesterday) Link

what's funny is that there's only one pic of the cat posted on this thread so far, and it was photoshopped onto patsy-stoli.jpg

which constitutes an unprecedented amount of restraint for ilx

How are we going to act when aliens come here? They'll arrive in their flying saucers, offering us all kinds of technology to end disease and famine and fix the environment, but because our faces look like baboons' arses they'll all be like BLEEEURGHH!!! and they'll get back in their spaceships and bugger off...

of course, I could just be trying to trick dan into turning on images since he has successfully evaded my attempts to chase-roll him

hey let's be careful out there

honestly it's really not that bad. i don't understand how an accident could be so bad to disfigure the cat's face like that and remove a leg but not KILL the little guy but hey she is a trooper. everyone who is like "if you just look at it like it is a furby or a little alien it is perfectly ok" is totally otm!

hide and seek with chase

http://olympia.rebus.googlepages.com/chase.jpg

like cloverfield but scarier xp

I heard Juliana Wetmore wants a kitty for Christmas.

I heard Juliana Wetmore wants a kitty for Christmas.

BRUTAL

(but too true)

AW!

between Milton's link, and jeff's posting of that rendition, I'm really enamored with the faceless kittie.

okay I broke down and looked at the Patsy pic

lololololololololol

Cloverfield OTM!

http://bp3.blogger.com/_mtxIjWA73qM/SHa-vHGH_eI/AAAAAAAABFc/-E9TcDSi0ts/s400/Chase+Pic.jpg

Seeing this thread revived is kinda like seeing the Castro or Kudrow threads revived.

Also, the fan art is obviously being drawn by schizophrenics.

http://www.genomenewsnetwork.org/gnn_images/news_content/04_01/Clues_schizophrenia/Cats_squ.jpg

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1389014.jpg

oh no. What happened to it?

Chase No Face demands face to face discussion with Melissa, oh wait, haha

Piglet with monkey's face

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township. "It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today. He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk. Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said. "But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.

Talent: Never lost a staring contest

http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG
cat with no fur (supposedly?)

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj94/violators_world/Pans%20Labyrinth/Labyrinth_movie_3.jpg

http://www.jefframirez.com/ilx/arnold_features.jpg

woah
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00412/disjose029_412258a.jpg
mo face 4 ur dolla

like a rhino:
http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/ht_no_face1_071206_ssh.jpg

"i think i'm going to like it here":
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/man-with-no-face.jpg

http://usera.imagecave.com/bogeyman/loltherapycat.jpg

http://www.thefetus.net/images/article-images/syndromes/cryptophthalmos_fraser_with_other_malformations_files/4.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLLN3HghDGw

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00415/Huang-Chuncai_682_415802a.jpg

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article663783.ece

The Telegraph reports: Unwilling to accept a blood transfusion, Jose Mestre has allowed the bloody tumor that first appeared on his lip in adolescence to obliterate almost all of his face. But now one of Britain's leading facial surgeons has proposed treating Jose, 51, by employing ultrasound waves to coagulate the blood before the operation. This should allow his growths to be removed without risk of heavy bleeding - satisfying his religious prohibition on blood transfusions that has so far hampered his search for treatment.

lonely guy just thinking baout things

I can't speak for Chase No Face but I think he'd be upset with the rotten.com turn this thread has taken.

agreed

It's his thread, we just post here.

http://tinypic.com/flek.php?f=24cuoi9&s=2"">just look at this ok

Chase, u r nt alone, k?

vanity does not burden you

that unbecoming concupiscence of the eyes

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/466938604_bbdd26e21a_o.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/chase_the_cat.jpg
I am now a fan of Dan Lacey.

I bought it!

The portrait, not Chase.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtxIjWA73qM/S05te11hx2I/AAAAAAAADbk/OvPvw0Nbinw/s400/IMG_4290.JPG

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f66NVkFjDUg/TR9TzNgAMPI/AAAAAAAAASI/AEMNHopnJx0/s400/DSC_0116.JPG
this cat will outlive us all

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/2011/02/portrait.html

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CPiehIR6ufg/TUg4AH-7DwI/AAAAAAAAAHk/S5H0pCH27OI/s400/DSC_0046.JPG

I'm glad the little guy is doing great but I'd be overjoyed if I could bleach out the part of my memory where I've ever seen him.

did anyone photoshop him into that Billy Idol video?

still goin' strong
https://www.facebook.com/ChaseNoFace