solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

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How would you go about fighting conspicuous consumerism, Ramz?

-- Eric H., Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i wouldn't!

-- Surmounter, Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

not very solitary

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

^^^one is definitely not gonna get laid after something like this

-- roxymuzak, Monday, June 23, 2008 11:00 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 June 2008 02:48 (seventeen years ago)

fer ref

The Reverend, Saturday, 28 June 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

TITTWIS also nomad tribe run by a woman, also swept away by absence of queen

-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 27, 2008 5:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

scott seward, Saturday, 28 June 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

that was me

Maria :D, Saturday, 28 June 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

remote would let me ipod dj while taking a shit at a bar with my macbook still going

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:53 PM (2 hours ago)

DG, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DG, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

yes.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

no, wait - NO!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

what was the context of that? the ILX context?

admrl, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

admrl, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

Wow, great to load up at my DESK, THX PEEPS >:|

Trayce, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

lol crutis

wilter, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

-- admrl, Sunday, July 13, 2008 8:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ should have tipped you off trayce

libcrypt, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

I hadnt scrolled right down ;_;

Trayce, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

u hate your jobanyways, don't you? print that and frame it. right next to where you keep your pens.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

Use Opera - open in background window, hover over tab for tiny preview of image. Saves my ass constantly!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

there's a funny danny wang related thread over at djh right now.

-- jaime, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 05:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 07:49 (seventeen years ago)

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

-- HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 22:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

I think that's actually the Rang3 R0v3r lovin' tailpipe.jpg guy...

snoball, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

News Flash: Iran now has PHOTOSHOP capabilities!

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

I stand by the 10-single run by Spoon that I posted upthread.

-- stephen, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:44 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

I loved that conversation.

Eric H., Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

insular circle jerk convo lookin boys

-- deej, Friday, July 25, 2008 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

has to be wall_o_ginas.jpg, surely

will, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:45 (seventeen years ago)

you should stop being a crabby bitch and watch some wire, it's really good.

-- goole, Friday, July 25, 2008 4:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dr Morbius, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors

-- tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (3 years ago) Link

dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet

-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

max, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 August 2008 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 4 August 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

(ok thats two posts)

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:19 (seventeen years ago)

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Abbott, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

^^^lol me too

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:17 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 September 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

?

Meet the Feeble (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is stupid

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

go ahead and quote that!

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

it's your loss, Morbs

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 September 2008 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://zoomcritic.com/images/weird_fish/5.jpg

Fetchboy, Friday, 19 September 2008 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

s1ocki what wrong

crut (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 19 September 2008 06:19 (seventeen years ago)

XD :D 8^D imo

― you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (seventeen years ago)

<3 <3 <3

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (seventeen years ago)

btw if this is rick astley i'm gonna be pissed but i probably also have it coming

― omar little, Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BODY PROP (nickalicious), Saturday, 27 September 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

itt a butt

(_(__|

― cankles, Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:24 AM

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Saturday, 27 September 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

I hope thatt butt is why this thread is nsfw

Abbott, Saturday, 27 September 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

there was this old, kinda hard-to-decipher graffiti in the dorm elevator, and i got all excited because i thought it said 'stop rockism.' Turns out it said 'stop racism.'

― Tape Store, Sunday, September 28, 2008 6:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

loooooooool

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

deej, Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

good grief.

Ioannis is all "YAHHH TRICK YAHHH" (Ioannis), Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

Whoa. I'm going to save this for repasting in other contexts.

― (libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, October 9, 2008 1:37 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

Wonder why I'm so emotionally repressed? Ah well, back to listening to the entire back catalogue of the Wedding Present.

― Alan T, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

i have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread :(

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:37 (6 minutes ago) [IP: 66.61.114.124] Bookmark

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

That sort of humble honesty is most certainly NOT in the spirit of ILX

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

haha

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)

There was a whole thread for that? Why?

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Sunday, November 2, 2008 6:59 PM

z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

I have loads of thoughts on the era but no overarching impression. [...]
― [nabisco], Tuesday, July 31, 2001 8:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

the salvia of a cockatrice (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

Between cocksucking and 40-year-olds in Winnie the "Poo" (sic)pajamas you pseudo-intellectuals seem to have all the bases covered.

― FesterBesterTester (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 9 July 2006 09:24 (2 years ago)

The Vamps of '28 (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.salon.com/comics/boll/2008/11/06/boll/story.jpg

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

"Hilarious Only to Six-Year-Olds" strip is actually hilarious for all ages!

Z S on the internet (Z S), Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:55 (seventeen years ago)

bob costas vs mannix is the story of every thread under five posts in length

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

somebody needs to repeatedly cp "our funny depression" in the shitbin thread

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

RIP my own harshest critic, martyr of nu-code

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

nb I smoke a lot of weed

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 November 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

that's just ILM

TOMBOT, Friday, 14 November 2008 03:15 (seventeen years ago)

are you tom the dancing bug?

o_O (ken c), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

Gabbneb, your posts are not relevant here.

― ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 17:08 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

yes, but i learned from the master:

ian, your posts are not relevant here

― gabbneb, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 5:58 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:16 (seventeen years ago)

i hope you feel better now, ian

gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.achgohairithe.com/content/2008/03/smug2.JPG

ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

i am not to blame for your problems

gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

the ilx apartments are based on the shelter i work at

they are terrible

the beds are practically cots

― Kaykaybluestar1 (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 30, 2008 1:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ɔɐuɐɯlV uɯnʇnV (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 November 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

I shouted at LJ on Saturday night for using the phrase 'LBZC' in real world conversation.

― Matt DC, Monday, 28 July 2008 15:13 (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

Ah, I remember that night. Happy times. I haven't shouted at someone like that since the time a friend stole a traffic cone and bought it to my 27th birthday party.

Matt DC, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

27th?!!

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

Yes I was mostly going "wtf are you doing, we are not students any more!" Except with LJ I was more "wtf are you doing, we are not on the internet now!"

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

I feel like it would totally make sense for nerds to like Cake, but, empirically, do they?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, December 15, 2008 8:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

caek, Monday, 15 December 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

I don't even know who's being ironic around here any more.

― ^likes fat girls (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, December 18, 2008 12:55 PM

Z S, Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

all in the username

country matters, Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i know it's typical ilm english major overreading bullshit but i'm just trying to tease out why the song appeals to me and thats what i pulled out of my ass

sorry if it stinks

― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, December 31, 2008 3:21 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

was this really necessary

― s1ocki, Thursday, January 8, 2009 6:32 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ǝɟıl h pǝʇɹǝʌuı (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 19:45 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i40.tinypic.com/2cog4dy.jpg

my president is black, my skyhawk's blue (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 22 January 2009 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

LOL I wonder what the drink was.

Trayce, Thursday, 22 January 2009 07:11 (seventeen years ago)

HOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL

my president is black, my skyhawk's blue (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

Lycosade?

Jarlrmai, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

*shakes head at middle class wide boys*

― Bondzilla vs Mechaholmes (blueski), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 15:25 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

I already know I'm a shut-in dork and I'm not sweating about it.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 3:50 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Wait so it's not just "I hate taxes and like weed" anymore, it's something even stupider?

― Oilyrags, Thursday, February 26, 2009 2:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that old joe diffie classic (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

not a solitary post but still

all kinds of challops in this thread

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:21 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or more accurately, two or three kinds of challops repeated over and over

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:21 AM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 5 March 2009 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not trying to be an earnest cult studies 101 student i'm trying to point out that this thread makes us all look like dicks.

― horses that are on fire (c sharp major), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:36 AM (2 hours ago

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

ILE punters defending "adequate" shockah.

― Leopold Boom! (noodle vague), Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:13 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

...

ILE punter in 'bitterly hating something he doesn't really care about' SHOCKAH.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:16 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

ian, Monday, 6 April 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

hey do you guys remember when l0u1s jagg3r referred to his balls as figgy puddings

― I DIED (deeznuts) (J0rdan S.), Sunday, April 5, 2009 11:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:53 (seventeen years ago)

THIS IS LIKE IF WE WERE IN A BAR AND SOMEONE POOPED ON THE FLOOR AND I WAS LIKE "LET'S GO TO A NEW BAR" SO YOU PICKED UP THE POOP AND BROUGHT IT WITH US AND SMEARED IT ALL OVER EVERYONE

― nabisco, Friday, November 30, 2007 9:58 AM Bookmark

tuppancewear party (The Reverend), Monday, 6 April 2009 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

dude I am fucking impervious to advertising, infinitely cynical about the use of the moving image in marketing, thoroughly repelled by the rise of the plasma-screen advert board (television! everywhere! on the tube! in the streets! look at our products! they move! they are colourful! buy! buy! buy!) but

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Be Bop Deluxe - Classic or Dud

barney kestrel (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

I lost my confidence today because I feel fat

― people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:44 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

Local Gouda (country matters), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

that might summarize the spirit of more than half the world

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

'innocent habit that cuts intimacy in half' reads that headline from january

what IS that habit, can anyone tell me? looks interesting!

piscesx, Monday, 25 May 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

ILX?

wear a latex or you might be getting that late text (stevie), Monday, 25 May 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

there's nothing innocent about ILX...

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

Congrats on being a complete asshole. I hope someone shoves your phone down your fucking throat.

― homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:22 (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

wow what the hell is that from

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

The Star Trek thread.

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

hahhaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

oops

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I am glad I can still come back to ILX bcz when I saw this trailer for the first five times all I could think about was how much you folks must be eviscerating it, and how much I was missing out

― El Tomboto, Saturday, June 13, 2009 4:00 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 June 2009 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

i still think of that once every few days

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 June 2009 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

lol I don't think I saw that one

ringtony ringtoni ringtone (The Reverend), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:28 (sixteen years ago)

do you actually get quiet when you think it

lesbian book store (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 15 June 2009 05:34 (sixteen years ago)

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef

mark cl, Monday, 15 June 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

yes, that something awful tard represents us all

― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:35 (2 minutes ago)

do not read if you meatus (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)

do you actually get quiet when you think it

― lesbian book store (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, June 15, 2009 5:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

usually it comes up in my mind when i'm already trying to be quiet but then i have to stifle a laugh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:44 (sixteen years ago)

just hangin out, meditatin, thinking of deeznuts.

ian, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:52 (sixteen years ago)

gettin durnk tonight, thinkin of gettin gabbneb tattoos

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

ilxor gets tattoo, falls asleep, wakes up with faceful of 'neb

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)

I noticed that after I posted and didn't care enough to correct myself because I mistakenly assumed no one would be pedantic enough to bring it up.

― 4 Out of 5 Dentists (The Reverend), Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:35 PM Bookmark

s4rgent boy tell em (The Reverend), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)

haha

swag serf (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

i enjoy this thread even tho i have no idea wtf you are talking about and thank my lucky stars i never got into this bs

― goole, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:24 PM (17 minutes ago)

special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

nice

mark cl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

lol

goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

I can't find anything other than other chatboards.

Whoa, what do I mean, "other" hem hem...

― Mark G, Wednesday, June 24, 2009 12:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

StanM, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)

you realize you a belaboring a pretty specious argument to the point where you starting to look like a real weirdo?

― i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 4:30 PM (27 seconds ago)

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

guys i think we can answer the nature vs. nurture question once and for all in the 5 days before this poll closes

― some dude, Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:32 AM (2 hours ago)

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

This is not worksafe because of the anemone or mushroom or whatever that looks phallic?

bamcquern, Thursday, 2 July 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

no, that's not how you do it, suggest ban

― a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Sunday, July 5, 2009 8:41 PM Bookmark

the stick stickly from the hilarious 'attack attack' band (The Reverend), Monday, 6 July 2009 03:45 (sixteen years ago)

only two emoticons from surmounter in this thread-- v disappointing

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:21 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

love/cank (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:25 (sixteen years ago)

Tuomas really makes this thread! It is a delight.

― Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 20 April 2009 02:42 (2 months ago)

<3 that one finnish dude

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Friday, 10 July 2009 13:56 (sixteen years ago)

what a great thread that address some immediate concerns of mine

― max, Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:43 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

sugg life (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 11 July 2009 06:45 (sixteen years ago)

i kind of hate you

― pipecock, Monday, July 13, 2009 4:42 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's a compliment coming from a douchebag like you.

― Bill Magill, Monday, July 13, 2009 5:05 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not solitary but pretty fkn epic

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.mannythemovieguy.com/images/clash_of_the_titans_remake.jpg

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

Fucked if I'm spending 15 quid on pay per view and it's all over in 2 posts.

Sub-Custosian by Design (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

its ilx, we make a big deal out of everything

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:14 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 10:19 (sixteen years ago)

Some of them walked by me in my car with their angst-filled faces, puffing on cigarettes, looking like they need a good spanking. Why does God make the most alluring things be forbidden?
*shakes fist at morality/laws*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, March 27, 2003 3:46 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

does oops still post here?

▌_o_____________ ▌ (pongo paddleton) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

Granny Dainger is oops

suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

*shakes fist at thread*

― velko, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:25 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

So good, I first thought it was a verbatim quote

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

better than "teen danger"

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahaha

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

from the liveblog rap album review thread

you stopped

― king kongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:51 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i live w/ my parents, sorry

― did i ever tell you you're my gyro? (Tape Store), Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:19 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

here i go again

― did i ever tell you you're my gyro? (Tape Store), Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:19 PM (30 minutes ago)

the weinest of display names groanly (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 July 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

more appropriate for ILX quoted out of context tbh

king kongro (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 July 2009 02:53 (sixteen years ago)

i guess it's important for us to still shit our pants every time a black person namedrops an indie rock band, though.

― soulja boy antebellum (some dude), Sunday, July 26, 2009 4:06 AM (3 days ago)

Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:42 (sixteen years ago)

what thread!

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

maxwell

boys with sitars (The Reverend), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

i lol just thinking of that jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, June 24, 2009 3:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

weingar management (some dude), Thursday, 30 July 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

I realize that this is not normal behavior.

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

W i l l, Thursday, 30 July 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

lurkers and new posters, find a better thread than this one imo

― wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Friday, July 31, 2009 10:00 AM

Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Friday, 31 July 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

am I right that this thread is basically a buncha guys who've never really had italian food vs. a buncha guys who've never really had mexican food

― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Monday, August 3, 2009 12:42 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

ty, ty

the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)

utterly masterful imo

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

what a disappointing "penis" that was

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Saturday, August 8, 2009 3:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 8 August 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, these results. ILX: cocky and underconfident.

― chillbigail ate a chill banana (Abbott), Monday, August 10, 2009 7:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 02:27 (sixteen years ago)

uh, i dunno I thought I was making a meta joke, but I can't remember what it was

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Monday, August 17, 2009 9:08 PM (1 hour ago)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes feigning ignorance is more fun.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 10:55 (5 minutes ago)

you! me! posting! (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

what do yall niggas think of siddhartha

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Sunday, August 23, 2009 1:37 AM (8 minutes ago)

mookieproof, Sunday, 23 August 2009 05:47 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

*sigh*

This thread is not at all what I wanted it to grow up to be. Such is life, I guess.

― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), dinsdag 8 september 2009 15:19 (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

Ex.1: It's been five years and I still have nothing nice to say.
Ex.2: She really did have "a luscious ass".
Ex.3: She is/was quite sweet and I treated her pretty badly. Twice.
Ex.4: Too soon.

― CEO OF MY LYFE (Upt0eleven), Monday, September 14, 2009 5:43 AM

jergins, Monday, 14 September 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

where is that from?

And I find myself shouting... BHOOT!!! BHOOT!!! (tehresa), Monday, 14 September 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

Say something nice about an ex

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Monday, 14 September 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

didn't think it was possible to be that polite while comparing someone to a retard

― cee-u-en-tee (some dude), Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:04 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

umaad wasif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

how did this go from referencing the Third Man to Crass? what am I missing?
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 19 June 2004 05:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

But maybe that's just me.. yay internet. I have an opinion.

― billstevejim, Sunday, September 27, 2009 2:49 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, 27 September 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

I just saw one today on the underwear thread that said:

I quit ilx.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

I can't do this right now.

It's getting me too excited and am off to bed for a wank to calm down

― Fer Ark, Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:56 (Yesterday) Permalink

Unisom beeitchs. (Matt P), Friday, 2 October 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)

Voted for The Blueprint, but it was pretty half-hearted.

― slagterm, Sunday, October 4, 2009 2:10 PM (1 minute ago)

the rap battle of algiernod (k3vin k.), Sunday, 4 October 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

Do I start "solitary polls that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILM" thread y/n?

SBana Ng (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

y plz

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 4 October 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

poll it dude

kell surprise (country matters), Sunday, 4 October 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

dude talks baout a shit screen name like ppl on the saddle creek board talk about arcade fire tbh

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, October 4, 2009 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 October 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

cannot unpack that one

bnw, Sunday, 4 October 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

it hinges on the 'like'

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

I just used the word "aspie" on ILM. I am going to to boil my head.

― I'm a hot lady in my bedroom and I need a Lindstrøm (Masonic Boom), Friday, October 2, 2009 9:19 AM Bookmark

hood acumen (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

It's kinda hard to believe anyone getting so angry over Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Arrested Development.

― Tuomas, Thursday, October 8, 2009 3:42 PM

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

I saw some neighbors watching The Wire one day and it made me want to knock on the door and immediately befriend them.

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, October 12, 2009 12:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

Ned's comment: inevitable.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, May 21, 2003 11:56 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looking for comedy in the mustache girl (some dude), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

I don't hate fun, I just don't understand it.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, October 13, 2009 6:20 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eazy e street band (c sharp major), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

Why?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:08 PM (17 minutes ago)

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

i thought it was kind of dumb that you got banned but i dont complain about anything anymore cuz u know internets

― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, October 16, 2009 9:13 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

australia.baby.train.escape (some dude), Saturday, 17 October 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

too right, but my pedantry will not be denied it's place in the public forum

― The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:10 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i was going to post on the ILM thread about this album but it's full of boring naysayers

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, November 6, 2009 7:35 PM (

irmão tuomas (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 November 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

Hi, UK posters? This is the official representative of the US posters. We know fuckall about your charts so don't get mad if we call wildly popular bands on your side of the pond "one-hit wonders", okay? All right, I'm outie.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 00:36 (5 years ago) Bookmark

Don't Dream It, SB It (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 November 2009 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

its a pretty joyful blog imo

― SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, November 18, 2009 11:56 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

you are missing the crucial 'or whatever'

― thomp, Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:59 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 November 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

All of our mutual friends are scenesters.

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:58 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark

Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

why does every thread have to mutate into some jerk off bullshit a bunch of wanna be academics?

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Tuesday, December 20, 2005 7:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

angels we have heard while high (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, that reminds me of this classic thread:
That's it! The only ism I want to come out of your mouths is jism. Overacademic Bullshit Must Die.

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

also [name] i have the sneaking suspicion that you dont really care that much about this but are kind of bored, no offense

― bearinthebumpercaremoticon.jpg (jjjusten), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 11:54 AM (1 hour ago)

sarahel, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

I would just like to say I have learned nothing from this thread

― strange asses outside liquor stores (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 5:00 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there but for the grace of mod go i (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

hey i'm not a rock critic! i'm something even worse!

― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 2:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

radric in manehattan (some dude), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

LOLLL

Matt P, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

... i guess it's more that i think worrying about the moral tension created by trying to shoehorn "individual artistic expression" into a socialist utopia or w/e isn't sufficiently problematic to outweigh other, more quotidian moral conundrums. like, you know, tipping, or masturbation in the presence of an infant.

...

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 3:11 PM (2 minutes ago)

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

some blogger tries to predict pithfork top 10 albums

http://popheadwound.blogspot.com/2009/12/pitchfork-predictions.html

― djmartian, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 6:42 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't be radriculous (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

haaaa

jabba hands, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

pithfork

sarahel, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

it's like we learned nothing from carlos the dwarf.

― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 1:27 PM (3 hours ago)

Cage, Trintignant, Sheen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

I read this whole thread! I don't think I feel inspired to listen to anything though

― ian, Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:14 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

uttery cuntery (acoleuthic), Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:16 (sixteen years ago)

haha

livinginthesunlightlovinginthemoonlighthavingawonderfultime (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

A+

sarahel, Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:20 (sixteen years ago)

holiday blues amirite

ian, Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)

pithfork

― sarahel, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:16 PM Bookmark

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 December 2009 06:33 (sixteen years ago)

lithp?

Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Thursday, 24 December 2009 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

Someone probably makes the same point upthread (I've just skimmed), but I've never totally understood the desire to break the Beatles into their constituent parts for the purposes of x-was-so-much-better-than-y. I'm being a hypocrite, because I've done the same thing myself: recently, on another site, I kept score of my favorite-Beatles-song-per-album according to songwriter. [...]

― clemenza, Sunday, December 27, 2009 8:24 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

caek, Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

haa

autogoon collective (The Reverend), Sunday, 27 December 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

A+

Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

works on so many levels

caek, Monday, 28 December 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

i am so exhausted from hating these ppl all day

― dome plow (gbx), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:59 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

hoos rotorvator (acoleuthic), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

LOL!

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~FINALLY - 2009 ILX Albums 'n' Trax Poll voting thread ahoy~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (noms due Jan 22)

please change the word "noms" to "ballots"

thanking u

― musically, Tuesday, January 12, 2010 7:40 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

touch me i'm acoleuthic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

using punctuation makes it seem like u care--and then u are up for mockery

― max, Monday, January 18, 2010 6:20 PM (9 minutes ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 02:31 (sixteen years ago)

lol can't believe you all had a 2 day running argt about whether working hard and being nice is a good or bad thing

― goole, Monday, January 25, 2010 10:19 AM (1 hour ago)

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 25 January 2010 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

A++, gold star

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 00:36 (sixteen years ago)

what thread was that from?

sarahel, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

conan v leno thread. morbs doesnt like how conan is selling lies to the american public

not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

from Billboard New Entries 8/01 on ILM:

i once willingly listened to uncle kracker
― waka shame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:53 AM (5 minutes ago)

if I don't see more dissent, I'm going to have to check myself in (Matos W.K.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 09:00 (sixteen years ago)

my album of the year already, and i haven't heard a note

― kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 12:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes it seems like everyone on ilx is perpetually at home resting after having their appendix taken out

― harry s tfuman (and what), Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:16 PM (11 months ago)

max ipad (k3vin k.), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

# pls remove st04rmfr0nt link from vamp weekend thread [Started by call all destroyer in January 2010, last updated 1 minute ago on Moderator Request Forum]

bnw, Friday, 29 January 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

is it (nabisco)

― plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, January 30, 2010 11:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 January 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

my gf is trying to get me to have kids and i'm seriously thinking my official stance should be "the world doesn't need any more white people"

― ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, January 29, 2010 5:46 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dean GAPDY (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 31 January 2010 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

wait are we really posting photos of preteen taylor swift now?

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 6:59 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

Am I gonna regret bookmarking this thread?

― sarahel, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:31 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

amazing how you can assign completely nonsensical motives even to people that like the same things as you

― some dude, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 9:25 PM (5 minutes ago)

sarahel, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

lolotm

Möbius dick (╓abies), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

just sb'd all of you tbh

― samosa gibreel, Thursday, February 4, 2010 11:12 AM (5 hours ago)

President Danny Glover (Millsner), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

The best version of Raw Power was recorded by me in 1990 onto a TDK cassette with the levels a little too loud. For optimum audio performance, this recording should be played on one of those big yellow "sports" walkmans and heard through headphones held together with duct tape. Audiophiles are advised to wear an oversized army surplus jacket and a bad haircut while nervously smoking cigarettes outside the library of a small liberal arts college.

― Brio, Tuesday, February 2, 2010

maybe i don't know the place well, but i'm keepin' it posi, sue me

men lie, women lie, hips don't (zvookster), Friday, 5 February 2010 06:14 (sixteen years ago)

The results should be revealed much faster.. I hate all of your opinions.

― billstevejim, Monday, February 8, 2010 1:49 PM (1 minute ago)

sarahel, Monday, 8 February 2010 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

I thought about blogging about every album on my pc that has yet been uplayed but fuck off could I actually be arsed to listen to all 40+ days of it. I just wanted to know what great shit I was missing out on and what severely needs deleting. Instead I just listened to The-Dream over and over.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 7:27 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

their weekend guy, foster kamer, is the worst writer on the whole internet

― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Monday, February 15, 2010 1:40 PM (42 minutes ago)

he should post here

― velko, Monday, February 15, 2010 1:41 PM (41 minutes ago)

sarahel, Monday, 15 February 2010 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

that's not solitary!

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

lawyer

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

the post that started this thread wasn't very solitary either - still keeping with the spirit, if not the letter.

sarahel, Monday, 15 February 2010 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

not very solitary

― banriquit, Thursday, June 26, 2008 5:55 PM (1 year ago)

a man after my own <3

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

you could say its a solitary post where context is key

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

c'mon this is one of my favorite threads, let's not fuck it up with meta-bitching, please!

sarahel, Monday, 15 February 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

lol ur sposed to quote someone else

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

c'mon this is one of my favorite threads, let's not fuck it up with meta-bitching, please!

― sarahel, Monday, February 15, 2010 2:37 PM (14 minutes ago)

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

I do kinda like the station itself, but I kinda want to set up a "Fuck BBC 6Music" Facebook group in reaction to every single one of my friends joining the "Save BBC 6Music" group.

― James Mitchell, Friday, 26 February 2010 09:35 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I miss Edith Bowman's great music taste she played rock and indie (DJ Mencap), Friday, 26 February 2010 10:12 (sixteen years ago)

& it would be a good forum to make light of his suicide, if he wanted to do such a thing

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 26, 2010 9:34 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Saturday, 27 February 2010 02:39 (sixteen years ago)

yep, shark jumped and then set on fire. pls start poll now.

― Ballistic, Sunday, 28 February 2010 17:50 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

sockitary posts

velko, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

lord, thank you for this opportunity to troll anonymously

― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, March 2, 2010 6:44 AM Bookmark

cloaca darkness (The Reverend), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

i feel that .gif so deep in my heart

― HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, March 4, 2010 5:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

^^ This happens to be quite a lot tbh.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 6 March 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

not seeing this in 3d is like being offered a blowjob and going "ehhh the hand is fine"

― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Saturday, March 6, 2010 10:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

i'm not sure that one applies

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, that's more an excelsior than a solitary post that effortlessly summarizes the spirit of ILX

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

i think ballistic is pretending to be new at this, so let's let this one go

caek, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

not pretending to be new, never actually participated in my previous incarnation. Swing and a miss, Ballistic!

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

goin' ballistic

ice cr?m, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.advertisertalk.com/images/farm4.static.flickr.com/3463/3271937335_414b361b51_d.jpg

― goole, Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:37 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.advertisertalk.com/images/farm4.static.flickr.com/3463/3271937335_414b361b51_d.jpg

ur-ilx

ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

lol who is that

Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

its all of us... all of us

ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

i thought gucci mane was black

nakhchivan, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

am guessing this isn't the same Big Cat that released Pavement's Slanted & Enchanted in the UK?

ade or nabisco - i get em confused (stevie), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

lollllll

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.health-res.com/EX/08-03-19/herb-bible.jpg

super smash brother (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

actually i don't know why i'm posting here; i don't really give a shit.

― by another name (amateurist), Friday, March 12, 2010 1:11 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

^this one was obv a no brainer

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:13 (sixteen years ago)

lol had no idea thats what big cat's label head looked like. i heard he wants to get plastic surgery so he can look like gucci

n00b jack city (deej), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

...that's not what he looks like.

zvookster, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

that's actually the label head of the Big Cat that released Slanted & Enchanted and 101 Damnations

parm goin' ham (sic), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

suzy knew someone

― And guess what? I think Pitchfork is going to give it a BM. (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, March 22, 2010 5:14 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

ksh says it first; I merely check the thread every hour or so, and then copy his posts and put a comment underneath them saying I completely agree and don't have much else to add, and that's that.

ksh OTM, btw.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 6:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:43 (sixteen years ago)

hold steady cover has been growing on me, over the course of the last 5 mins

― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 15, 2010 7:02 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Monday, 29 March 2010 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

Very few women even ventured into this discussion. Wish Ke$ha was here.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, March 29, 2010 7:14 PM (36 minutes ago)

harbl, Monday, 29 March 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

ilm doesn't have the energy for a long dumb political debate anymore. don't worry about it. threads don't get derailed anymore. they just start out dumb.

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

dude just laid it down

acoleuthic, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

I Love Too Much Dumb

kenan, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

an fb post but nonetheless

Ian:
lous i think you're taking this much more seriously than i am!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

tbh my comeback to that was pretty good iirc

acoleuthic, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

L'Age D'Or (DO YOU SEE?!?!?!)
― acoleuthic, Saturday, April 3, 2010 7:40 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

an old one:

i am ashamed to have participated in this thread, really and will be quitting ilx soon.

― artdamages (artdamages), Tuesday, August 17, 2004 3:43 PM (5 years ago)

ksh, Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:45 (sixteen years ago)

v nice, A+

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:47 (sixteen years ago)

lol thanks big hoos for not posting the rest of that facebook thread.

ian, Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:53 (sixteen years ago)

dear God, what have I done

― Mr. Que, Monday, April 5, 2010 4:24 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

After starting this thread: Red Poop

StanM, Monday, 5 April 2010 10:19 (sixteen years ago)

Ok I've ruined this board enough for one weekend.

― kenan, Monday, 5 April 2010 07:06

one of the jones boys (sic), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:12 (sixteen years ago)

u hilarious, amazing nerds

― max, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 12:01 PM (11 hours ago)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

Perfect.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:23 (sixteen years ago)

Or maybe it was just meant as a joke, and all my puzzlement is the punch line.

― clemenza, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a rhetorical style that implies an unwritten "now taste my ass" (stevie), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 08:07 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i was gonna get started on a post for this thread and i then i thought, no

― la senora (surm), Friday, April 23, 2010 10:46 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I went to your blog and I didn't feel anything (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

i've only read the past maybe half page and have no idea what this thread is even about, but KIU anyway guys!

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 9:52 AM

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

i don't get why viking needs to be an established turn of phrase or a use of language on ralph's part that completely holds water

― A B C, Friday, April 30, 2010 12:55 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
fuck my whole soul though

― A B C, Friday, April 30, 2010 12:55 AM (16 minutes ago)

brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 April 2010 05:21 (sixteen years ago)

lol at last 3

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 April 2010 06:36 (sixteen years ago)

this one is obv board material status:

sorry i trolled your challop

― da croupier, Sunday, May 2, 2010 10:48 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

er, board description material**

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

I came here to ask/complain about something and then learned I already asked/complained about it in October of 08. Suddenly I feel like my life should be progressing more.

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:27 PM (Yesterday)

sveltko (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

ha

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

that's actually not a truth bomb and it would be better placed in the "posts that effortlessly summarize ilx" thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 7:56 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

iatee, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

showing our bud ksh where the thread is

sveltko (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

If the anemone that I posted upthread was what made this thread NSFW you can take that big red flag off it now, the link's dead.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

You'd be better off reading a book.

― lol dope (Tape Store), Tuesday, May 25, 2010 10:19 PM (42 seconds ago)

plax (ico), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

that's actually not a truth bomb and it would be better placed in the "posts that effortlessly summarize ilx" thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 7:56 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

― iatee, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tbh this isn't actually a post that effortlessly summarizes ilx and would be better placed in the "truth bombs" thread

dud rock (crüt), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

^very much in character

|8 l) u_u (bnw), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

i will throw some horns alone in my kitchen

― harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:59 (1 minute ago)

some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 May 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

do i go get 3 hrs sleep or do i stay up and master the intro to sweet child o mine

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, May 28, 2010 12:53 AM (31 minutes ago)

ksh, Friday, 28 May 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

not sure you understand this thread

J0rdan S., Friday, 28 May 2010 05:26 (fifteen years ago)

be nice

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Friday, 28 May 2010 05:33 (fifteen years ago)

not sure you understand this thread

― J0rdan S., Friday, 28 May 2010 05:26 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 28 May 2010 08:43 (fifteen years ago)

be nice

― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Friday, 28 May 2010 05:33 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 28 May 2010 08:43 (fifteen years ago)

i was trying to make some kinda jethro tull gagalung joke then i was all wtf am i doing w.my life

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 May 2010 23:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 May 2010 08:56 (fifteen years ago)

(hope no-one minded me taking a step back from the seventh circle of meta OK)

taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 May 2010 08:57 (fifteen years ago)

If possible, I'd like to make a change to my list. Change out the Astatqe album Inspiration Information Vol 3 for the Britney Spears track "Heaven on Earth."

― MumblestheRevelator, Friday, May 28, 2010 5:41 PM

bug holocaust (sleeve), Saturday, 29 May 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

All I wanted was to be left alone to read but the lady made me go outside and "play in the snow" with her kids, who used that time to pelt me with snowballs.

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

akontenderizer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

A++++, Whiney

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

this one is obv board material status:

sorry i trolled your challop

― da croupier, Sunday, May 2, 2010 10:48 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

― J0rdan S., Sunday, May 2, 2010 11:49 PM Bookmark

Clearly, the term for this should be "trollop"

hills like white people (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

guys i don't disagree at all but he was 19 and had a public forum and said some dumb bullshit (which is utterly non-shocking except i guess the content of the bullshit)--not sure why a pile-on is needed.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, June 22, 2010 1:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Black Keys - white boys can still throw down (crüt), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

people who don't like you as you are can eat a bag of spotted dick

yeah this is all well and good but what if you are actually a bit of an asshole and don't realise it? i deal with this question daily

― jo jo zeppelin (electricsound), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:45 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Ouch x100. Also truthbombs? maybe.

Cornish Kraffthwyrken (Masonic Boom), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

wait Masonic Boom is back?? hi Masonic Boom!!!!

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

I've been back for months. Where have you been? ;-)

Just hiding on dance music threads....

Cornish Kraffthwyrken (Masonic Boom), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

ha!! didn't know, I never go to the dance music threads

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 25 June 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

No power on earth could induce me to drink the coffee at my place of employment.

― Aimless, Thursday, 3 June 2010 18:35 (3 weeks ago)

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 25 June 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

I know it's old but it popped into my head while I was making a cuppa tea in my workplace and thinking - just HOW bad is the coffee at Aimless's place of employment?

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 25 June 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

wait are you talking about robert byrd or soccer

― iatee, 28 June 2010 15:53 (5 minutes ago)

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

that reminds me of when I was a kid and the ice cream lady came by and when I went to get ice cream from her she said she used to live in my house o_O

― forkshighway (The Reverend), Friday, July 31, 2009 12:47 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Vuvuzola Jesus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

ha do you see how seriously they are taking this internet thing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, June 27, 2008 6:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

all i remember about him is that he is fat and likes robyn

― exit through the (Tape Store), Monday, July 12, 2010 3:48 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

loooooooooool

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

this is gonna rule who cares what a bunch of writer nerds say

― max, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:53 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark

orakle-krake (Gukbe), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

haha what thread

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:12 (fifteen years ago)

"all of them"

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:12 (fifteen years ago)

the thread... ABOUT BANGING YOUR MOM

max, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

ew

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)

Writer Nerds United Against Banging Your Mom

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:55 (fifteen years ago)

that's not what i heard

plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 08:27 (fifteen years ago)

writing a train on yr mom

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

Friday, July 30, 2010 8:45 AM I Love Music Message edited to :

He isn't saying it does! This is exasperating...

sarahel, Friday, 30 July 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

i've been consciously avoiding whatever the fuck this is

― (B.A.N.) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:15 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

heterosexist matrix of desire (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 August 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

i hate you all for making me LOL, i just missed two gucci mane punchlines and had to rewind

― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:54 PM

markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

Can I post a 4-post run?

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

we have too many threads on to many boards here.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:44 (17 minutes ago)

also fuck you everybody who found this before i did.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:45 (17 minutes ago)

fuck you too

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:00 (1 minute ago)

fair enough.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:00 (1 minute ago)

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

We have all found time to get involved in an ILX discussion that is neither enlightening nor going anywhere. That seems like a reasonable criterion for "not grown up yet".

― seandalai, Wednesday, August 18, 2010 2:31 PM

The Redd, The Blecch & Other Things (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

are we about to get in a heated debate about the merits of an album that's almost five years old czu that just might be entertaining

― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, August 19, 2010 6:43 PM Bookmark

welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

no one here is taking [insert noun]* seriously except as something to bullshit about on the internet

― max, Friday, August 20, 2010 2:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

*my controversial non-mod edit

? (dyao), Friday, 20 August 2010 06:51 (fifteen years ago)

the penis made me cry

― lord goo goo (latebloomer), Monday, August 23, 2010 9:40 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

goole, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

Can I post a 4-post run?

BTW: no

BIG HII'M aka the teendriver (crüt), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

not going to defend whoever you're talking about ("the internet" apparently), but caring about subjective aesthetics does not necessarily indicate "autistic spectrum disorders".

― caek, Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:28 AM

Millsner, Thursday, 2 September 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

seems like general undirected resentment at basically everyone

― max, Thursday, 2 September 2010 20:21 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Thursday, 2 September 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

i have no idea why i started this

― real s1ock (s1ocki), Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:05 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

"bubbling" pictures for mormon approved j0hn (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 September 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

existence needs a hide polls option that we can turn on for as long as we need to

― markers, Friday, 3 September 2010 14:38 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Friday, 3 September 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

the penis made me cry

amazing.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 September 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

it's a hilariously out of context quote, but if it effortlessly summarizes the spirit of ILX, then I guess I have been reading a different board all this time

richie aprile (rockapads), Friday, 3 September 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

-ly

richie aprile (rockapads), Friday, 3 September 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

lol my argument is getting v murky right now but taylor's lyrics still suck

― christopher dullan (Tape Store), Monday, September 13, 2010 8:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Monday, 13 September 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

I think I gotta give this to Beiber, tbh

*unzips pants*

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, September 13, 2010 8:39 AM (3 hours ago)

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 September 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

hunter_age3.jpg

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 13 September 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

oh no, someone's "trying too hard"! let's form judgements about them!

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:17 AM (3 hours ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

I think the basic disagreement here is whether the good food made the Titanic a decent voyage.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:38 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

# Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread) [Started by the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten) in September 2010, last updated 4 minutes ago by he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0) on I Love Everything] 206 new answers

# Innocuous things that make you irrationally happy (a list thread) [Started by officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te) in September 2010, last updated 3 minutes ago by VegemiteGrrrl on I Love Everything] 36 new answers

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 September 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 September 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

lol that's great

officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Friday, 1 October 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

A++, ilxor. actual irl lols

― markers, Thursday, October 14, 2010 9:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ILM in a nutshell

― GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Thursday, October 14, 2010 9:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fucking horrific

― Mr. Que, Thursday, October 14, 2010 9:39 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

da poupier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

i liek wayne's distorted autotune puke on the prechorus or whatever

― drive this seven inch cheese steak through my philadelphia heart (diamonddave85)

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

haa

straight outta furnace (The Reverend), Monday, 18 October 2010 07:01 (fifteen years ago)

ILX used to have better trolls. Fact.

― Aimless, Tuesday, October 19, 2010 1:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

aimless!!!

some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

eek, I accidentally clicked on the profile of the girl who assaulted me a little over a week ago (the one that strapped me down with cable ties at a bar (it wasn't funny and I didn't deserve it). My therapist said that it's perfectly normal for anyone to feel assaulted after that incident. I will now cease to discuss this any further))

leaving names out to avoid pile-on but this is a thing of beauty

boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

i guessed wrong, but that's a pip

ENRRQ (history mayne), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

if you thought that was me I'm severely disappointed

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

no i thought it was christine leafy whatever lady

ENRRQ (history mayne), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

I will now cease to discuss this any further

pfft how could anyone think this was you lj

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)

lol

ENRRQ (history mayne), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)

* lcd
* sleigh bells
* ariel pink

. . . since big boi doesn't qualify as "indie," i guess.

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 20 October 2010 02:31 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rmde cat and the dweebs (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:11 (fifteen years ago)

fire

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:27 (fifteen years ago)

aaaaahahahaa

ENRRQ (history mayne), Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:32 (fifteen years ago)

xpost we are doing me-style threads to signal that it is now me-time

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 6:50 PM

156, Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know who you're even trying to zing there, or on what basis

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 6:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 October 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

two posts, but

Haha Chilean subs, I was thinking the same thing. I imagined something similar to a Cuban sandwich, which I would definitely ogle.

― Moodles, Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:15 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha me too.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:15 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Boondog Taints II: All Taints Day (stevie), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

lets argues more abt imaginary statistics

― plax (ico), Friday, October 22, 2010 12:35 PM

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Friday, 22 October 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

he said "you're a fucking retard", nothing about belief fyi

― goole, Friday, October 22, 2010 3:54 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 October 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

mencap straight furnace

The Reverend, Saturday, 23 October 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

anyway, i just read through this thread and just started sb'ing names at random. it's a small gesture but a wholly moral one.

― goole, Monday, October 25, 2010 6:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

btw i was looking at the other effortless summary thread and this is a straight classic post

if youll recall this was during the period where there was some weird deej/http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif divide going on, hoos was freakin out about it, & crutis had just unrolled 77 to much controversy. ilx on the whole seemed strangely on edge for a couple days & it is frankly a time i look back on with nothing but contempt for

― deeznuts, Friday, May 9, 2008 5:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ the autoreplace

markers, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

i've never read posts tbh

― The Brainwasher, Friday, 23 July 2010 03:56 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a fucking abortion (onimo), Friday, 29 October 2010 10:03 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

accuse enough people so nobody can take it personal - good tactics

― Noel 1 Silence 0 (blueski), Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:55 AM Bookmark

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

this guy is terrible

― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:25 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm, regardless of who you're referring to

― ethnic slizzur (some dude), Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:30 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not sure that's what is happening here but obviously i've said that multiple times

― Gukbe, Friday, November 19, 2010 12:31 PM (1 minute ago)

the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

now i know how karen feels

Gukbe, Friday, 19 November 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

why do you hate rock music, Tuomas?

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:02 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

Exactly how are The Smiths and Joy Division "artistically limited", Tuomas?

― daavid, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:17 (10 seconds ago) Bookmark

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

ILX isn't all about me, you know?

Tuomas, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

o rly, tuomas?

ice cr?m, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

so try harder. you'll get there in the end.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

a man's reach should exceed his grasp, else what's an SB for?

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

www.ilx?.com

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

Blöööörgh

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

ILX isn't all about me, you know?

― Tuomas, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:02 (31 minutes ago)

no

but you are all about ilx

hence the spirit

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

in fairness, it's a perfectly appropriate use of the word; it's not your fault that mentally I am 12

― "Kiss Players♥" (DJP), Friday, December 10, 2010 1:12 PM (1 minute ago)

narc of small differences (sarahel), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

"ab" is now internet slang for "athwart branches"? wow, I feel so old and out of touch.

― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Thursday, December 9, 2010 1:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend), Saturday, 11 December 2010 07:03 (fifteen years ago)

actually the search engine gets a little fogged-up around 2006 regarding plop history with the emergence of a dance subgenre called "plip plop"
― omar little, Monday, December 13, 2010 6:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

i pop into this thread like every hundred posts, at this point i'm not keeping tabs on who is actually arguing with who, or about what

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, December 15, 2010 3:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Kiss Players♥" (DJP), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

i barely know what this argument is about but you're a fucking idiot

― call all destroyer, Monday, 20 December 2010 02:35 (38 minutes ago)

No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Monday, 20 December 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

OG thread?

dayo, Monday, 20 December 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

2010 memes

sarahel, Monday, 20 December 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

drummer from ocean colour scene was black, iirc.

― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:54 (1 minute ago)

No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

whiney my girl is in cali til early jan
we have a month & this board is our plaything
btw fuck run dmc

― classic fat joe face (deej), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

run dmc is playing at my hotel in january!

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:36 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

i cant really explain why i love these posts but

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 24 December 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

run dmc, i'm going to have to ask you to leave the hotel

it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 December 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

^^ walk this way, please

sarahel, Friday, 24 December 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hard-hitting beats on our property.

buzza, Friday, 24 December 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

sirs please, you've already broken two needles

mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 24 December 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

having a penis that tastes would open whole new vistas of thread damage for lj, we dodged an evolutionary bullet here ppl

― champagne for my t-friends (Edward III), Monday, December 6, 2010 5:45 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Saturday, 25 December 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

uh, try not to rattle off a bunch of Pastels songs if you can help it.

― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:18 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I write the lols that make the whole world zing (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 December 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

seeing the top of this thread makes me sad for the days I actually wanted to contribute things to ILX besides zings and trolling

― our man flint flo$$y (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, January 1, 2011 10:12 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark

J0rdan S., Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:13 (fifteen years ago)

haha wheres that from?

ban (Lamp), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

february 12-15 2003 iirc

Costco Chapel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

Rick Ross - Port Of Miami

J0rdan S., Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure i was mad about chillwave but then realized i'd never heard any

― the medina green preservation society (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, January 3, 2011 4:33 PM Bookmark

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

lol deej

― zvookster, Tuesday, January 4, 2011 11:50 AM (3 minutes ago)

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure there's only about 4 people on this thread who are incandescent with rage and the rest of us just love a pile-on

― Shanty! Shanti! Shanté! (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 7:27 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

zvookster, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WBjGtFQOJDw/SS6pTGiBFPI/AAAAAAAAIfA/NTF0R8LAfhQ/s1600/lauras_bush.jpg

THERE

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

*barf*

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/21d20pv.jpg

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

is that real or a shop?

plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

adobe cootershop

those balls look like a butt (San Te), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VfRhT.jpg
WHYYYYYY

i have been otm (bnw), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

NSFW, FINALLY

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

we did it

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

now people will have to be careful not to open this thread at work, because it's not safe

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

not that bad for a lady of her age tbh

illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 05:20 (fifteen years ago)

we are all horrible

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

there is no god, there are no gods

wvw (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 06:06 (fifteen years ago)

he made bush bush on the 8th day and immediately cancelled 8th day for all time

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

plax, you gotta figure it's a photoshop, but it's a pretty damn high quality shop, you must admit. Pic would be x100 times worse if they'd shopped dubya's junk instead of laura.

Aimless, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but isnt the joke that its her BUSH?

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Geir, you're wrong.

― Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:45 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

why did you make a movie

― conrad, Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:41 (5 minutes ago)

if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

Yeh, god forbid I should overanalyse pop culture on ILX.

― captain rosie, Saturday, January 8, 2011 12:59 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Saturday, 8 January 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

you can tell which people are being sincere by the number of people standing around them in a circle pointing and laughing

― omar little, Saturday, January 8, 2011 4:57 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tables n tables (crüt), Saturday, 8 January 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

truth nuke

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Saturday, 8 January 2011 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

:-)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 9 January 2011 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

not that bad for a lady of her age tbh

― illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 5:20 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark

oh come on, say what you really mean. IT'S A GREAT BUSH

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 January 2011 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

It really is, looks very healthy

uh, do you have an electronic virgin, uh what (Z S), Sunday, 9 January 2011 07:34 (fifteen years ago)

lord

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 9 January 2011 08:44 (fifteen years ago)

don't hide your light under a bush, L.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

i have watched and bitterly complained about at least a hundred episodes of this awful, awful show

― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 January 2011 17:56 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cup of tea & an orange.xls (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not sure if i agree w/ whiney -- i probably don't

― hard as a markers (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 5:22 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

The Clap is about nothing. It's got no words. (response to 7 year old post)

― The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Friday, January 21, 2011 3:45 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Saturday, 22 January 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

lesson #1 of internet: read before poating

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, January 23, 2011 11:58 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

irl lol

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 23 January 2011 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

haaah

ice cr?m, Sunday, 23 January 2011 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

it looked like arguing was taking place but i scanned 150 posts and couldn't figure out what was going on

― call all destroyer, Saturday, January 22, 2011 7:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

peter in montreal, Monday, 24 January 2011 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

still not made it all the way thru a Whiney post

― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, January 24, 2011 11:38 AM (56 seconds ago)

the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

not sure I want to waste my first listen on a 128 kbps web stream but what the hell...

― skip, Monday, January 24, 2011 7:51 PM (1 hour ago)

the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol i was rereading this like "does anybody else show up oh god now i'm trying to talk about capitalism"

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, January 24, 2011 6:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

lesson #1 of internet: read before poating

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, January 23, 2011 11:58 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gr8080, Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:07 PM Bookmark

that is a stone instant CLASSIC

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

love that hoos

The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

iltmi, once read u can't unread it

― zvookster, Monday, January 24, 2011 10:20 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sectarian chicken (mh), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

I don't like these threads where I wind up arguing for guys I don't even like.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, January 25, 2011

thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

never heard Hard in Da Paint, only Head of the State...

― last night a Drugs A. Money saved my life (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, January 27, 2011 3:45 PM (27 minutes ago)

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Thursday, 27 January 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

Alright guys I'm missing out on a great party because I wanted to see the results live. Gotta go. Thanks for doing this, one of the most interesting and agreeable polls I've seen on ILM.

― Moka, Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:13 PM (30 minutes ago)

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Thursday, 27 January 2011 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

hate myself so i don't know which one to vote for

― caek, Wednesday, January 26, 2011 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

i feel we need to adequatly tackle class, race, and gender to really understand this one

― goole, Friday, January 28, 2011 3:06 PM Bookmark

smanging pumpkins (The Reverend), Saturday, 29 January 2011 07:39 (fifteen years ago)

this has been the most civilized & erudite goon dogpile in years

― flopson, Tuesday, February 8, 2011 9:14 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX in the post-deej/whiney era

flopson, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

nominate 4 board descrip:

Is that racist? Am I racist?

― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 February 2011 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

lol all you making rules abt how to have fun acting like experts, guess what, i dont believe you

― ice cr?m, Thursday, March 10, 2011 9:17 AM (4 minutes ago)

sarahel, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, this disparity might say a lot more about the sheltered world that WE (as music nerds/hipsters/indie-type/et al) live in, than the way fratbros react to music. ...

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, March 13, 2011 10:25 AM (22 minutes ago)

sarahel, Sunday, 13 March 2011 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

anyway yeah i have no idea why this thread even exists

― plax (ico), Monday, March 14, 2011 7:50 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark

hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

man i'm rooting for deej but god this feels like watching jeff gordon's car headed for the concrete wall

― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, March 14, 2011 6:46 PM (42 minutes ago)

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

turn left deej nooooo

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

xp - c&p-ing posts from 77 on a public board does summarize the spirit of ILX in a way, I guess.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

um where, none of the posts from today itt came from 77

hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

whoops - you're right -- I confused the Odd Future thread with the general deej beef thread on 77.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol no worries

hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

ah whoops forgot that was ~77~ pls feel free to have mod delete if need be ~~sorry~~

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

ah wait it's not 77 then #awesome

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

Everything about ILM rewards low-level autism.

― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Sunday, March 20, 2011 10:09 AM (3 hours ago)

sarahel, Sunday, 20 March 2011 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

i have realised that my worst nightmare is becoming a meme

― plax (ico), Saturday, 19 March 2011 03:08 (2 days ago)

WD-40 (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:02 (fifteen years ago)

his worst nightmare is turning into a meme, or becoming a meme is his worst nightmare?

corey, Monday, 21 March 2011 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit I read it as the former but it's the latter

that still qualifies it for this thread

WD-40 (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

haha i read it the first way

BIG GERTRUDE aka the steindriver (history mayne), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:53 (fifteen years ago)

he has a meme viking in his sleep

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/06/nightmare-on-elm-street-freddy-headshot-small.jpg

PLAX (ICO)! WHY U NO LIKE MEMES?

BIG GERTRUDE aka the steindriver (history mayne), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

bye fun thread

― ENBB, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 9:53 AM (2 hours ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

... (for every batshit ilm thread, there's five more with sad lonely posts where one guy posts an update every two months or so) ...

― Roz, Wednesday, March 23, 2011 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dayo, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

i resemble that remark ;_;

ˆ°ᴥ°ˆ (electricsound), Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

so do i!

scott seward, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

it's actually a reference tool for me. instead of jotting things down, i post youtubes and stuff and i remember where i put them in case i need to see them later.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

ilx really is kind of my filing cabinet. i don't have one in real life.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

^

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2011 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

yah, and i've written some good stuff on it too! i tried to only put stuff worth reading on it. i just figure ilx is my blog, so i forget about the other one:

http://skotrok.blogspot.com/

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, January 3, 2007 7:56 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

:D

gr8080, Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

part of the problem is that despite this apparently being yr jobs u dudes dont even know where the goalposts are

― spectrum dudes (Lamp), Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:20 PM

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

i liked the record collector essay on your blog skot

Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

thanks!

scott seward, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

I think there have been a lot of interesting questions about taste asked in this thread that unfortunately have been steamrolled under all this 'pitchfork controls my life: yes or no?' bs.

― Tim F, Wednesday, March 30, 2011 1:11 PM (1 hour ago)

sarahel, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

this is probably not appropriate conversation

― Преве́д LIVE (electricsound), Thursday, 31 March 2011 10:28 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 March 2011 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

twin boy on the left otm

larry buttz (Z S), Thursday, 31 March 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

xp whiney g weingarten and deej j deejington

sarahel, Thursday, 31 March 2011 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

yeah cad that's true too, i mean the person writing was clearly kinda dumm even if they weren't on the really wrong side of the debate

― kl0pson (some dude), Friday, April 1, 2011 9:19 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ "penis"

― ENBB, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 11:23 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1000 Vults Of Nult (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

when I finish this family-size bag of chips, I am definitely going to look into voting.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:27 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

I'm talking shit out my ass about a musician I know nothing about!

― the best reggae summer club there used to be in Helsinki (kkvgz), Wednesday, April 6, 2011 12:33 PM (1 minute ago)

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

i love metallica

― markers, Wednesday, April 6, 2011 4:39 PM (6 minutes ago)

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

that really doesn't though.

sarahel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

i love shitty post cliff burton metallica

― markers,

fixed

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

could you guys take your lame attempts to relive junior high except this time as the "cool kids" to another thread?

sarahel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

apparently sarahel does not read rolling metal 2011

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

why wouldn't sarahel want to read a rolling document of Algerian Goalkeeper opening bubble mailers and posting the contents

billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

does anyone post pics of their stuffed animals lined up by size? i would look at that.

sarahel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

hey i dont get promos you whiney journo!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

too busy reading whiney's twitter accounts of same, obviously

xxp

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

i bet kirk hammett has a p good collection of stuffed animals

Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2414/2176495858_7da6194fc8.jpg

sarahel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

^ those are not in size order iirc

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

top row goes small, big, medium, big, medium, big with three tiny ones in stockings thruout

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

reminds me of I can't stop picking up the yellow stones

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/autismAware2011/s_a13_1e1aab65.jpg

caek, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

smh

― timbo slice (D-40), Thursday, April 7, 2011 8:43 AM (18 minutes ago)

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

i kinda hate all of you but i've learned to live with it.

― scott seward, Thursday, April 7, 2011 5:28 PM

harl (harlan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

lurkers ruin everything

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), vrijdag 8 april 2011 17:43 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

also why is whiney complaining about a 6 year old post?

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, April 13, 2011 12:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

then I eat a Lane Bryant model's pussy in my helicopter (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

all the guys with names like Mark C, Matt P, Mark DC, they should all just be one poster

― frogbs, donderdag 14 april 2011 15:30 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Future Debts Collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

maybe they are, sometimes 'posters' use 'socks' to post under 'different names' 'frogbs'

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

whoops thought this was in Black Metal...all these threads are getting confusing

― music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, April 14, 2011 11:36 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

livin' la vida Moka! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

well done everyone, fuck you to others
― Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Friday, April 15, 2011

o u mad cuz i'm Kgositsilin' on u (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

i had a thing to say about dick cheese but fuck it, boring suddenly

― iSnack2.0Grrl (Autumn Almanac), Monday, April 18, 2011 6:24 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

dayo, Monday, 18 April 2011 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

that bagel sounds fantastic
― quincie, Friday, April 22, 2011 3:28 PM

forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

please forgive my lack of balearic-ness. i don't really know what the hell is going on here. ― scott seward, Friday, 22 April 2011

bamcquern, Friday, 22 April 2011 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

i immediately regret participating in this thread

― goole, Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:37 PM (1 hour ago)

markers, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

Damn! I was going to post that one!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILM:

i leave for 5 mins and GEIRBOMB.

― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), woensdag 27 april 2011 1:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark

My Life with the Thrill Kill Nult (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:33 (fifteen years ago)

or perhaps people just have different opinions about things some times, but that's boring to admit.

― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 28, 2011 4:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gr8080, Friday, 29 April 2011 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

posts very much out of character

wicked Nome King, brah (sic), Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ I had that complaint in 2008.

― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 3, 2011 5:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

some dude, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

sorry for ruingin your huckabees thread with my bragging.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, August 18, 2004 7:57 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

people go on

― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, May 3, 2011 4:09 PM (Yesterday)

goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

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for the second time

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:29 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

coo coo khal (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

feel like there's something I'm supposed to say on these kinds of threads

― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 May 2011 05:09 (2 days ago)

also one of my favorite shakey moments

motivatedgirl (Matt P), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

the shit isn't blasting from anywhere near that dog's butt

― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

came here to post that

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

mostly for the last part

btw comparing cheating to murder is probably the worst analogy i've ever read on ILX, a site full of terrible analogies

― frogbs, Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:16 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes that frog was not full of bs

bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

Agree with the well-expressed negativity above.

― the pinefox, Saturday, May 7, 2011 7:58 PM

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2011 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

Ok. no more posting to ILM whilst "tipsy". I promise.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Saturday, January 10, 2004 12:36 AM (7 years ago)

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

eh it's more valuable than the 40th anthropological explanation for why exactly tyler's a dickhead.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, May 11, 2011 7:20 PM (28 minutes ago)

sarahel, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

looool

markers, Thursday, 12 May 2011 07:54 (fifteen years ago)

dude read the thread why do I have to summarize for you

― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), donderdag 12 mei 2011 15:45 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

Somebody gave me a dreamcatcher a couple of years ago. We're not friends any more.

― that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Thursday, May 12, 2011 10:57 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

I think they had a pretty good run til the mid to late 80s or so, but don't get the complete obsessiveness of Fall super-fans. and i own like 20-something Fall albums.. just don't consider myself obsessed.

― ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Monday, May 16, 2011 4:38 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

suggest ban the subbest man (some dude), Monday, 16 May 2011 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

i think it's more than 20 actually, hold up

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

# of Fall albums i actually own: 32

'70s albums: 1
'80s albums: 12
'90s albums: 4
'00s albums: 5

Compilations: 11

Fall songs on additional v/a compilations: 7

don't get the complete obsessiveness of Fall super-fans [...] just don't consider myself obsessed.
― ilxor

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

should be 11 '80s albums sorry

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:39 (fifteen years ago)

. . .

gr8080, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

feedback/thoughts, gr80?

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

which ones do you own, ilxor, casual Fall fan?

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

what, you want me to list all 32 of them?

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor

some dude, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

thankig u for new display name

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

what, you want me to list all 32 of them?

yeah maybe

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

are you really interested, or just trying to make me looked like an obsessed Fall fan and/or idiot?

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

he's really interested, but doesn't consider himself obsessed..

Kerm, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

Dragnet 1979
Grotesque (After The Gramme) 1980
Early Fall 1981
A Part Of America Therein, 1981 1982
Hex Enduction Hour 1982
Room To Live (Undilutable Slang Truth!) 1982
Perverted By Language 1983
The Wonderful And Frightening World Of The Fall 1984
This Nation's Saving Grace 1985
Bend Sinister 1986
Palace Of Swords Reversed 1987
I Am Kurious Oranj 1988
The Frenz Experiment 1988
Seminal Live 1989
458489 A Sides 1990
458489 B Sides 1990
Extricate 1990
Shift-Work 1991
The Infotainment Scan 1993
Fiend With A Violin 1996
Oswald Defence Lawyer 1996
The Light User Syndrome 1996
Oxymoron 1997
A Past Gone Mad: The Best Of 1990-2000 2000
The Unutterable 2000
Are You Are Missing Winner 2001
Totally Wired: The Rough Trade Anthology 2002
The Real New Fall LP: Formerly Country On The Click 2003
Words Of Expectation: BBC Sessions 2003
50,000 Fall Fans Can't Be Wrong: 39 Golden Greats 2004
Fall Heads Roll 2005
Your Future Our Clutter 2010

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

yes i have them all sitting in an excel spreadsheet

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

Suggest Ban kind of sounds like a fall album doesn't it

goole, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

^just bought that one!

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

i plan to get a few more i guess, too, as i want all the early stuff i don't have yet—Witch Trials, Totale's Turns, Slates especially. i think i might have In a Hole as bonus traxx on one of those '80s reissues, i'll have to double check.

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://sumhaik.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/sisyphus.jpg

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

can I just say "lol" here

because I really want to

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

that's a good list; there's a lot of late 80s/early 90s stuff I've never heard; I've never owned more than probably 15 Fall albums at one time

it's missing some of my favorites--Slates, In a Hole, Levitate, Imperial Wax Solvent--but I think some of those are p much expensive import only...

I wd never ask you do anything just to make you look like an idiot, ilxor

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

loooool noodle vague that photo

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

get the Sanctuary Extended Edition of In a Hole, it has some of my favorite versions of great songs such as English Scheme & Who Makes the Nazis?

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

lol

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

i'm a patient Fall fan—just kinda pick up whatever i find in the used bins, as i've done for the past decade. i do want to hear all the ones you mentioned. someday i'll get 'em. but i'll wait til i see them for $5 each, not new prices. i never need to pay $15 for a Fall album.

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

imperial wax solvent is one of your favorite fall albums???

*faints*

i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

isn't "who makes the nazis?" on hex enduction hour, and "english scheme" on grotesque?

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

i dunno why any regular on ILX would need to go elsewhere for character criticsm

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:06 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

imperial wax solvent is one of your favorite fall albums???

*faints*

― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

isn't "who makes the nazis?" on hex enduction hour, and "english scheme" on grotesque?

― solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah but I like the live versions on the 2nd disc of In a Hole (extended edition) better. English Scheme has no keyboards & has a scrappier punker feel to it, while Who Makes the Nazis? is stretched out to like 8 mins with a cool repetitive extended psych-wah guitar thing that Riley plays...

the version for Fantastic Life on there is my favorite as well--absolutely monstrous--but I think that's on all CD versions of In a Hole

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

thankig u for new display name

― solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 11:50 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

you could've just ended it at "of" y'know

some dude, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

whoops!

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

imperial wax solvent is one of your favorite fall albums???

*faints*

― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

still kinda wondering about this, unless he's just taking the piss, in which case, LOL

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

dudes

dudes

and can i get those tips frosted, please? (Z S), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

you guys

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

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The Reverend, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

¯\(°_o)/¯

The Reverend, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

― The Reverend, Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:25 PM (1 minute ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

do you guys want me to list all the metallica albums i own

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

yes

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

brodie.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

tedious derails that effortlessly summarize the terribleness of ilx

yo mensch imma KOREAN (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

good post

markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

no, great post

haha (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

ilxor

its realy sad he was a drowner (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

great thread

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

This is my fault; just click some little blue words & move on

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

this is like watching a dream collapse in Inception

las bolas de sudor (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

. . .

gr8080, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

anyway, i don't give a shit about any of this and probably should've stayed out of the thread

― markers, Sunday, May 22, 2011 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Waluigi Weingoomba (some dude), Monday, 23 May 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)

so this is based on what three people like?

― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Tuesday, May 24, 2011 11:51 AM (3 hours ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks for getting all pedantic on my tongue in cheek post.

― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

woo pantsless friday

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 27, 2011 7:42 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

my god that was a pointless comment, sorry

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, May 27, 2011 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 28 May 2011 06:51 (fourteen years ago)

Even the dog has dots.

― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, May 31, 2011 12:22 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest

bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

ok now i feel really really dumb

― sarahel

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

ye olde remove bookmarke from threade

― nultybutnice (whatever), Tuesday, June 7, 2011 3:18 PM Bookmark

Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

none of this new stuff thrills me

― dayo, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:01 (1 minute ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

cmon guys did NO ONE like my joke

― ☂ (max)

Z S, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

it's nice to be peripheral but it's more peripheral to be nice

― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 May 2011 21:59 (1 week ago) Permalink

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Thursday, 9 June 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)

tbf i have no idea what you look like due to lack of wdyll participation

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, June 9, 2011 3:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Aren't we fbook friends

― lebroner (D-40), Thursday, June 9, 2011 3:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ilx exchanges that effortlessly summarize LYFE TODAY

an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

tbf iirc d-40s fb photo was dj quik for a while

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

kinda glad I don't know any of you guys IRL right now

― frogbs, Thursday, June 9, 2011 5:45 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

oh jesus the last thing we need in this thread is a Foucault reference.

― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:26 PM

markers, Friday, 17 June 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

dead ringer

J0rdan S., Friday, 17 June 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

ha!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 June 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

Do you really think ILX is any more socially advanced than a middle school?! I've thought of the mods as janitors and assistant principals ever since I became one.
― Mr. Patrick Batman (WmC), Friday, June 17, 2011 4:05 PM

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

god i need to stop doing this three letter abbrevs

― arachno-misogynist (D-40), zaterdag 18 juni 2011 23:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 19 June 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

it's kind of weird that my sb button is blue and in a small font, for every other user here it must be in huge glowing red text

― frogbs, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:33 PM (4 days ago)

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

i can't even remember if i hate you

― ADMIN FROG WATCH (history mayne), Saturday, June 25, 2011 2:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Bro-Die-O-Dee! (some dude), Saturday, 25 June 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

^^ also a post very much in character

sarahel, Saturday, 25 June 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

Congratulations on not liking stuff.

― these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Saturday, July 2, 2011 5:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

some dude, Saturday, 2 July 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

can i have a google+ invite

― bellhop boy (brodie), Saturday, July 2, 2011 12:53 AM (10 hours ago)

iatee, Saturday, 2 July 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

omg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

idgi... but tbh im not even sure if google+ is like guess papers or a real thing. perhaps someone could let me know by webmail.

where ilxor ends and markers begins (history mayne), Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

i'll let you know via my google+ account. putting u in my circle now.

ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

plus.google.com

mh, Sunday, 3 July 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

i'll let you know via my google+ account. putting u in my circle now.

― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Sunday, July 3, 2011 4:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://www.raconteurblog.net/wp-content/Forever-Alone.png

bros. i zing bros. (history mayne), Monday, 4 July 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

^^ can we get it somewhere in writing that these imgs are not allowed on ilx

iatee, Monday, 4 July 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

haha real talk

these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)

y u no like memes

bros. i zing bros. (history mayne), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 08:36 (fourteen years ago)

iatee

marisa+ (buzza), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 08:44 (fourteen years ago)

idgi... but tbh im not even sure if google+ is like guess papers or a real thing. perhaps someone could let me know by webmail.

― where ilxor ends and markers begins (history mayne), Saturday, July 2, 2011 3:28 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

this is such a feeb qn but fuck it.

― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 12:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

goole+ (dayo), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

lol embarrassed face

but im in on it now

lols 'google+... suuuuuure, we're all on it googlers, bet ur super jeal

bros. i zing bros. (history mayne), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

you guys and your worlds of young people imo

― sarahel, Tuesday, July 5, 2011 9:11 AM (13 minutes ago)

you and your desperate attempts to deploy a zing that doesn't really work in this context

― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 9:20 AM (5 minutes ago)

remy bean, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

HEY THAT'S FROM 77 YOU'LL TURN INTO A PILLAR OF SALT FOR POSTING THAT HERE

hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

HEY THAT'S FROM 77 YOU'LL TURN INTO A PILLAR OF SALT FOR POSTING THAT HERE

― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 12:31 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark

hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

HEY THAT'S FROM 77 YOU'LL TURN INTO A PILLAR OF SALT FOR POSTING THAT HERE

― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 12:31 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark

― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 6:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

flat board view oops

remy bean, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

i am so angry at this thread

― ((( (Lamp), Thursday, July 7, 2011 4:05 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DJP, Thursday, 7 July 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

whatd yall do to this thread

― ice cr?m, Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:37 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

shut up im already sick of you

― ☂ (max), Saturday, July 9, 2011 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

w/e bryce

― ice cr?m, Saturday, July 9, 2011 9:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

*laughs out loud*

☂ (max), Sunday, 10 July 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

what is a failed fart? an accidental poop?

― remy bean, Monday, July 11, 2011 4:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 July 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

I would wager that 98% of the shit markers hears as The Great Music Of His Childhood is stuff I would literally donate blood to have the master tapes destroyed

― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

just fyi i haven't read any of this thread; nobody's opinion on this topic is in any way relevant to anything, i think you should all know that.

― plax (ico), Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:33 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

he was just trying to make it on this thread, what a cheat

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

is that from the imbruglia imbroglio?

sarahel, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

natalie imbruglia's "torn" rules

markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

g2g

markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

bbl

markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

I would wager that 98% of the shit markers hears as The Great Music Of His Childhood is stuff I would literally donate blood to have the master tapes destroyed

― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

it's sad he liked snax

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

rip

markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

irl "hee hee"ing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

LOL! I'm such a tool.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, July 12, 2011

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

of course, some dude nearly assaulted somebody, was escorted out of the building, and then came back to work like nothing happened the next day. insanity!

― msp (msp), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:33 (6 years ago)

puke of hurl (sic), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:07 (fourteen years ago)

ship has quite some gall

bed bath and beyoncé (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:26 (fourteen years ago)

rudderless imo

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

oh great, here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons

― Mr. Que, Friday, March 19, 2010 9:45 AM Bookmark

bed bath and beyoncé (The Reverend), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

I would just like to point out that I was OTM here.

― Tim F, Monday, July 18, 2011 12:16 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

c sharp major, Monday, 18 July 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

(or maybe that's just the spirit of ILM)

c sharp major, Monday, 18 July 2011 12:24 (fourteen years ago)

its a meme tbf

ice cr?m, Monday, 18 July 2011 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

lj meme

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Monday, 18 July 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

latest of all passes

so brycey (history mayne), Monday, 18 July 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know what i was expecting, but it was not that

― horseshoe, Monday, July 18, 2011 1:16 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

that's a shame, they're usually ahead of the curve on white and/or hipster rap trends, not behind it

― yelling "free dom passy" til you know i'm aspie (some dude), Tuesday, July 26, 2011 2:38 PM (1 minute ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

...

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to know what the Great Music of Aerosmith's Childhood was btw

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/6a97bf282b0f07e0a0d6b7874433734f/166196.jpg

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

whoops

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/6a97bf282b0f07e0a0d6b7874433734f/166196.jpg

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

can't hotlink rym d00d

Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

something's gotta protect the privacy of a bunch of fat, neckbearded Opeth fans

ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

wait waht? can you delete the posts then?

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

i would like to know what the Great Music of Aerosmith's Childhood was btw

mainly people banging on rocks. they also wore onions on their belts, which was the style at the time

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure that's a callback on a ref I made two weeks ago but w/e

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h279/juicyfrt/166196.jpg

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

(lame joke that probably nobody gets, take three)

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

idgi

ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

Chain Reaction is the band young Steven Tyler was in in the 60s

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

I thought whiney was the dude who is super into chillwave!?

― lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh wait, nm he's the guy with the trucker hat huh? my bad

― lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

He lost the hat iirc.

dutty whiney (The Reverend), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

i found it

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45197000/jpg/_45197875_-3.jpg

l to r: whiney, hat

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

well thats one way to lose these posting blues

C:\ (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

I am so happy you and your hat are reunited.

dutty whiney (The Reverend), Thursday, 4 August 2011 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

okay now I don't understand who you are arguing with

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:28 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm not arguing with anybody I am agreeing with two ppl!

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:38 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sbgorf (stevie), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

the currency has an agreed value, the value being decided at any given transaction is that of the good being exchanged

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

exactly

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, August 18, 2011 12:01 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was disagreeing with you!

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, August 18, 2011 12:10 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 18 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

I disagree with both of those last two posts being on this thread

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

...they work much better as a duo than as "solitary posts"

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, but even outside of context "I'm not arguing with anybody I am agreeing with two ppl!" kind of captures the confusion that goes on in fast-moving clusterfuck threads where you're sure that somebody's mad, but you're not sure if it's at you, and if so, why...

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

A few minutes ago I turned off OK Computer a third of the way through the fourth song and put on Mick Jagger's Wandering Spirit.

― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 17, 2011

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

leave markers alone, he was laughing at my joke.

― sarahel, Tuesday, August 23, 2011 1:25 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

8========3 to the end of time (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 09:42 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus, THIS is the thread you all come in to ILB to join?

― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:25 PM (1 minute ago)

sarahel, Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

the kid is 3 its ok that hes not excited about books lol

― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, December 30, 2010 7:05 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark

the four HOOSmen of the STEENpacolypse (rip van wanko), Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

It breaks my heart that there are a load of people with valuable perspectives on alcohol that are avoiding this thread because they think it's just a load of critics shouting at one another.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, April 5, 2011 5:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

markers aurelius (The Reverend), Monday, 29 August 2011 10:55 (fourteen years ago)

feel like I'm never satisfied

― dayo, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

D-40, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX life, man

Gukbe, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

Interesting discussion, not sorry I missed it tbh

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 2 September 2011 08:25 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 September 2011 07:47 (fourteen years ago)

god the one time I click on the gay thread it's about SOUNDING

― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:06 AM Bookmark

swagliacci (The Reverend), Monday, 5 September 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Better yet, I think I'll just slit my throat. Green Day?

― senomar, Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:13 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 September 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like you're totally otm about something i never wanted 2 think about

― D-40, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

dayo, Thursday, 8 September 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

pretend bewilderment at cloud rap being a thing is a valuable tool in the war against cloud rap being a thing

― Sex Droughts and Rock & Roll (flopson), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 11:47 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Eggs R. Runny (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

must stop trolling and get back to work

― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:00 (23 minutes ago) Permalink

known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

Oh well all my other youtubes are dope check those out

― D-40, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:20 PM

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

irl giggle

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

this thread gets so dumb with the nitpicking sometimes

― science you guys (Clay), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:18 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

I click the worst fucking threads.

― very public (bnw), Thursday, September 15, 2011 1:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

*carles

― sorry for party blogging (D-40), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 5:49 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

flopson, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

gross

sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Thursday, 22 September 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

srsly

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

i thought that was a good one!

flopson, Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

lol

I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Friday, 23 September 2011 10:20 (fourteen years ago)

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

great zing-balls (crüt), Monday, 3 October 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

challopsed in ruin..

Occupy Strip Clubs (Kerm), Monday, 3 October 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

people itt obviously indefensible but that's true for all threads

― iatee, Wednesday, October 5, 2011 5:21 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

i want to hear this impossibly exotic-sounding yet no doubt totally mundane crap house music!

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, October 6, 2011 4:55 PM Bookmark

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Friday, 7 October 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

That's absolute bullshit.

― The Reverend, Tuesday, February 1, 2011

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 7 October 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

^my ILX-ing is sporadic at best, so apologies if this has been covered... but is this dude for fucking real?

― 7 Crazy Chinese Mothers (will), Friday, October 7, 2011 3:16 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the tax avocado (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

wheres the love

― bellhop boy (brodie), Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:24 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

its a chance for me to get involved arguing abt something i know little about basically

― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Monday, July 25, 2011 8:24 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Reverend, Saturday, 29 October 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

perfect

J0rdan S., Saturday, 29 October 2011 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://rockhoundblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/treasure_diamond_mine5.jpg

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2011 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.coolmath.com/fractals/images/fractal21.gif

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 29 October 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)

What happened to that post where you looked up "ebert" on google images and the first thing that popped up was a picture of a stripper with bert and ernie dolls seemingly going down on her?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 19 July 2004 20:55 (7 years ago)

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Monday, 31 October 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

do you listen to burzum?

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, October 31, 2011 4:00 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 31 October 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

I thought about getting a Grindr account after The NYT said last Thursday that it was okay!

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 5:47 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark

surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

wish rappers would stop saying 'anus' dunno
― Jacques_Lamure, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 2:42 AM

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

tbf your entire post is basically an ad hominem

― J0rdan S., Thursday, November 3, 2011 4:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

The invevitable backlash was cool at first

― ice cr?m, Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

moments like these really give me warm feelings about our little fucked up ilx community here xp

― Mordy, Friday, 6 January 2012 04:05 (9 hours ago) Bookmark

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 6 January 2012 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

The invevitable backlash was cool at first

― ice cr?m, Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

man i really do love this post

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

it should be noted that the above is very speculative and i have no actual knowledge in re this stuff
― thomp, Saturday, January 7, 2012

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

thanks, jerk

thomp, Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

nothing against you dude! look at the thread title!

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

haah i'm not actually bothered. waiting for someone to come into that thread and explain to me why i don't actually know anything about the profit margins of dc comix tho

thomp, Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

not necessarily just because of the last post but cripes the more i read this board the less i understand why people like and dislike stuff

― electricsound, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:29 PM (3 years ago)

Fanfare for the History Mayne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 8 January 2012 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait belle and sebastien is on this list I voted for that

― dayo, Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:57 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Jean-Luc Gohard (some dude), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

loooooool at parts of that

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, January 13, 2012

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

v good

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

'yeah well wait til my really sarcastic friend gets here'

― (govtname)mac (darraghmac), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 7:37 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

But I mean condemning her for that feels hypocritical. Luckily there are about 100 other things to condemn her for.

― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Thursday, January 19, 2012 3:07 AM (Yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 20 January 2012 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

Guys it's okay, you don't actually have to choose one over the other

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, January 19, 2012 10:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but if you don't, how can we have nerd war?

― Nhex, Thursday, January 19, 2012 11:19 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not solitary but perfect nonetheless

Planned Perrintweet (some dude), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

otm

(govtname)mac (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

irl lol @ nerd war

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 20 January 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

haha hadn't seen that yet

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Nerd! A Music War

The Koozebane Kronikles (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

1
2
3
4
I
DECLARE
NERD
WAR

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

feel like i would probably agree w/ him about community if i ever managed to watch it. pour one out
― I Love Pedantry (D-40), Friday, January 20, 2012 5:36 PM

your ability to take sides even on arguments where you literally have no actual opinion is amazing

― @51TimesNo (some dude), Friday, January 20, 2012 8:32 PM

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 January 2012 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

Now ablaze in NSFW red!

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 21 January 2012 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

you guys need to work on the solitary post thing & that was obv not a serious post

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

some dude's post effortlessly summarized the spirit of ilx in and of itself -- it doesn't really matter to whom it was addressed

sarahell, Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:17 (fourteen years ago)

^^^but my mistake for providing context

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

every other post in this million-post thread has been completely serious iirc

waning white energy (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

you guys need to work on the solitary post thing & that was obv not a serious post

― I Love Pedantry (D-40), Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:15 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:15 (fourteen years ago)

what a display name

waning white energy (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

20/1 never forget

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

and all those previous dates that i've forgotten

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

why is this a thread

― billstevejim, Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:31 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

too fucken easy today tbh

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:33 (fourteen years ago)

argh sorry i dont actually want to have this conversation i just cant *deal* with tunnel vision people get when they talk about pitchfork

― max, Saturday, January 21, 2012 8:01 AM

markers, Saturday, 21 January 2012 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

imo part of the fun of this thread is that people's choices of solitary posts always seem to say something about ~~their own view~~ of the spirit of ILX

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

^^ solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

Another Wein bites the dust (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

etc

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

guys i think we're about to see what happens when 2 people try to filibuster each other at the same time

― @51TimesNo (some dude), Saturday, January 21, 2012 8:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

Going over this argument again seems like an unproductive thing to do. I wonder why I'm doing it.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 11:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

I think everyone has come out of this thread having learned something today, excepting of course frogs.

― beachville, Friday, January 27, 2012 3:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

how do you get so preemptively angry about something that doesn't exist

― lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 9:53 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iatee, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

Apathy really is just easier.

― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:20 (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(slightly taken out of context, apols)

dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah, generalizing like crazy. but i've been indie since forever, and these are the things i think abt.

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 3 February 2012 06:01 (Yesterday) Permalink

pfunkbo bryson (some dude), Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

yeah this got hipster-reevaluated at least four years ago. I have always loved it, ever since I had it on 8 track, in 1981.

― akm, Wednesday, June 30, 2010 6:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 February 2012 06:36 (fourteen years ago)

that last some dude one iatee posted is incredible

flopson, Monday, 6 February 2012 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

You guys are just reactionary as fuck.

― Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Sunday, February 5, 2012 2:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 6 February 2012 12:49 (fourteen years ago)

i admit i am probably reactionary about this but eh

― horseshoe, Monday, February 6, 2012 11:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 6 February 2012 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

dead pool thread on ile got bumped before the ilm threads btw

― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:10 AM (3 minutes ago)

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 February 2012 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

you're all fuckin stupid but w/e

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, February 12, 2012 6:17 PM

markers, Sunday, 12 February 2012 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know why the rickrolled video keeps popping up but it seems appropriate

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Thursday, February 16, 2012 6:54 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Thursday, 16 February 2012 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

(Why am I so mean about Radiohead all the time? I love them! I just cannot stand ~Radiohead fans~ they make me want to punch my fandom in the face.)

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 5:21 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

I basically don't believe anything i see online anymore, which is depressing and existentially harrowing.

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 3:24 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

platos_cave.jpg

lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

basically i'm feeling like a lifetime of subbing irl engagement with its online counterparts has made it really easy for me to not think about anything bigger than myself but ymmv

lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

kinda cheating here but:

I would read a bi-monthly "Whiney builds a strawman" column
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, March 2, 2012 8:28 PM

it's called ilx
― what's a goon to garbus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 2, 2012 8:28 PM

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

my bitchiness in this thread is probably a sign i'm spending too much time here.
― tanuki, Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

brb, angrily posting on Facebook
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, March 16, 2012

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

haha amazing I was just angrily posting on facebook

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

If ILX has taught me anything it's to refrain from angrily posting anywhere. Nah, ILX hasn't taught me squat.

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

I found it easier to order my 100 in groups of 10. It was easier to place them based on whether they were top 10 or 20; etc. I then ranked them within each group of 10 which was easier than ranking each movie against 99 other movies.

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 1:30 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

You guys are terrible at watching movies.

― bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:47 AM (10 minutes ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

i'm just saying you're commenting on something that seems kind of unremarkable

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 23, 2012 5:50 PM (1 hour ago)

sarahell, Saturday, 24 March 2012 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

Being "anti-pseudo-intellectual" doesn't automatically make me "intellectual"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 11:38 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

haha i hate and disagree with everyone itt

― horseshoe, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:19 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

whiney also pvmic

if you feeling frogbs, leap (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

i spend a fuck of a lot of time on ILX calling out shit as racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. way more so than most posters.

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 5:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

tbf tea leoni and richard jenkins do a lot of heavy lifting in FWDAJ but ive seen it a couple times and it holds up - dedications at the end are pretty great as well

so many xposts that no one cares anymore but fuck it i spent the time typing it so

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:28 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

haha that contedo post omg

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Although, who am I to complain about sideboob?
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 7:18 PM

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

That's how I vote in most of these polls. No reason to vote for "Brown Sugar" when 500 people will.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 5, 2012 7:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Friday, 6 April 2012 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

haha that contedo post omg

― Lamp, Thursday, March 29, 2012 10:07 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, in my defense, i was responding to fucking deej giving me shit for NOT doing exactly that:

think its funny how hes constantly reassuring ppl that nothing is actually problematic or racist or offensive or sexist or etc. etc. -- seems like hes doing a lot of minimizing all the time

― D-40, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:40 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude, if you ever bothered to think for a moment about anything you read/type, you'd realize that i spend a fuck of a lot of time on ILX calling out shit as racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. way more so than most posters. you've just decided to make a big psycho issue out of this because i don't always agree with you.

...i'm not even proud of the fact. it's like a tic with me. posted a big sexism bitch on the rolling stones poll thread yesterday, then sort of wished i hadn't, funcrusher.

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but yeah, it makes a great zing out of context, so congrats whiney

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 6 April 2012 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

this is the solitary post thread, not the zing thread

mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i know, i'm being overly defensive, but that exchange with deej pissed me off. fucking sick of that shit, and i guess i'm not ready to lol @ myself abt it.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

putting it in context doesnt make it better, really

max, Friday, 6 April 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, but you're you, so grain of salt

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

so as usual your source is "i think this is true"

― sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

oops i meant to post that sloth video in a diff thread

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, April 9, 2012 2:08 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 9 April 2012 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 April 2012 12:00 (fourteen years ago)

how do you guys have the time to follow the 6,000-post rollout of these things?

― #yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:58 AM (4 days ago)

sarahell, Monday, 9 April 2012 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

jesus christ forks

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 2:42 AM (1 minute ago)

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

proud to be the ghost of ilx past

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

6000x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwjMg8XPSdc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

zing left unguarded, the j/k palace in flames (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

that sentence makes a lot of sense to you, probably

― iatee, Monday, April 16, 2012 3:40 PM (Yesterday)

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

i think its problematic tho not terrible, mostly i think its v now and i want to name it something vaguely pejorative

― lag∞n

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

brilliant!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

Imagine a man who buys a chicken from the grocery store, manages to bring himself to orgasm by penetrating it, then cooks and eats the chicken.

- frogbs

the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

Imagine a penis fucking a rotisserie chicken - forever.

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

\(^o^)/

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The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

I collect therefore I am.

― NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

\(^o^)/

raw feel vegan (silby), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

stone temple pilots >>>> no doubt

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:03 (4 minutes ago) Permalink

bush sucks though

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:04 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

owenf, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

otm

iatee, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

what part of "solitary posts" don't you understand, owenf

the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

it was too good

owenf, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

don't let it happen again or i'll be forced to hardman

the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

don't let it happen again or i'll be forced to hardman

― the late great, Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:28 PM (13 minutes ago)

mh, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

I feel trolled.

― s.clover, Saturday, May 5, 2012 7:45 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

beat me to the joke i was thinking up while scrolling down

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, May 8, 2012 5:40 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

the only thing i'm an expert on is knowing what i like, though i'm building strong skills in challops and appearing open-minded

― the late great, Saturday, May 12, 2012 4:03 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Saturday, 12 May 2012 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

man i am dominating this lately

the late great, Saturday, 12 May 2012 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

effortlessly

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

zing! :-)

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

Hi i am the guy in the picture with my cock in the hoover and yes i am also Tailpipe Man the guy in lingerie fucking his car. My name is Jeff Mitchell and i live in Rugby, Warwickshire, UK. I like fucking different objects and wearing womens underwear and i love showing the pictures off. My email is sissymanwh✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧.u✧ if you have any comments or want more pictures to post around drop me a line. I want people to print off my pics with my details on them and leave them in public places for anyone to see.

sissymanwhore, Sunday, 13 May 2012 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

Awesome

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 13 May 2012 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

what th

arby's, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

email did not come out sissymanwhore @ hotmail co uk

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

^important new poster

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://tailpipeman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html#!/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html

This is a link to a blog which shows the picture of me fucking my car and tells you all about me. Have a look and send it to everyone you know.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

so much for the boring saturday night thread

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

what is your opinion of dyson vacuum cleaners?

sarahell, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

Dyson vacuum cleaners are very good for fucking. Not sure about there capabilitieson carpet though.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

have you faced discrimination or harassment as a result of these photos going public or has your community been supportive?

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

I am constantly abused in the street in my area but i dont mind. I want people to know who i am and what i do. I like the humiliation.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

This is a link to me on xtube.

http://www.xtube.com/set.php?s=W15slmjJCe3

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

ask sissymanwhore

Mordy, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

:-(

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

so glad i approved this login. you'd think the name might have given me pause. but no, i thought, it's just somebody's idea of sport.

remy bean, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

omg wut

The Reverend, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

I am glad you approved the login

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

this is a banner day friends

a banner day

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

i agree that far, yes

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

he will soon be exhausted

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

just came here to post a post to this thread and you know what I think I'll leave it

listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 13 May 2012 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

lmao

crüt, Sunday, 13 May 2012 09:34 (fourteen years ago)

Tailpipe man keep up the good work

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 May 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

I will keep up the good work but i need everyones help to spread my identity and blog and pictures, so i hope you will spread it every where.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

We'll do our very best, but don't start or revive anymore threads just to link to your blog or you'll be banned. Have a tailpipe-fucking good time!

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

why would you like that to happen?

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

i sent the link to my gf last night sissymanwhore, but she was at a cafe so she couldn't look at it because people would wonder why she was looking at a picture of a man fucking a tailpipe. i'll let you know what she thinks later.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

Improvised...... I am not posting it in any more threads.
The late great..... The picture has been doing the rounds for a long time and i just want everyone to know it is me.
Mad god......Thanks, she should of shown it to everyone in the cafe. I look forward to hearing what she says. The blog is not just a picture it tells you lots more about me, have you read it?

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, definitely! great blog!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

well, i read it last night. today when i try to access it, it says:

Service Unavailable

Error 503

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

how can we confirm that you are that person, and do enjoy the humiliation, and not just some random internet person who wants to humiliate someone else?

(I may not want to know the answer to this)

mh, Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

you didn't fuck the tailpipe of your website host, did you?

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

wait, it's back up

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

upd8s

raw feel vegan (silby), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

"I have a very small cock, length when hard is 4.5 inches or 90 mm
diameter when hard 1&1/8 inches or 28 mm"

btw, that's not THAT small. it's not burt reynolds or anything but i'm sure it falls within 2 standard deviations of the mean

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

can you please post a picture of yourself fucking something with the words "we want hen fap" written on it?

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

The blog is working now.
I dont know how to confirm i am who i say i am.
What does "we want hen fap" mean

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

my moment is finally here

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

what is your moment

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

tailpipe man, hen fap is a feeling

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

thanks name witheld

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

What does "we want hen fap" mean

who knows, man. who knows

mookieproof, Monday, 14 May 2012 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

he will soon be exhausted

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (Yesterday)

props if this is a double entendre ("he will soon become tired of answering our questions" vs. "he will soon be smothered in car exhaust").

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 14 May 2012 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

sissymanwhore, you say on your blog that you get your sexual pleasure "by allowing other men or women to sexually abuse and humiliate me". would you feel humiliated if a bunch of people on the internet saw your photos but didn't feel especially disgusted or amused and didn't forward your blog to everyone they knew? would you in fact get sexual pleasure from the embarrassment of being so coolly dismissed by all these strangers? would this be the ultimate sexual thrill, far stronger than the predictable shock and ridicule you outwardly solicit?

after all, it's hard to be genuinely, viscerally embarrassed when you invite/pay people to embarrass you, so I kinda hope your libido is operating on a deeper (and more meta) level than you let on.

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

Exactly! I am just barely perturbed, not at all shocked, and not at all entertained. Not going to forward this anywhere, especially now, with a lack of mystery about the image's origin.

mh, Monday, 14 May 2012 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

sissymanwhore, you should be deeply ashamed of yourself for being so boring. YOU WORM.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

can we go back to the hen fap part of this conversation?

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Iuuca.png

our love will change the world (electricsound), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

get out of my cupboard

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

I dont mind if you forward the blog or not. Being ignored is just as humiliating as being identifiedd. I just want al to know it is me. I am not doing it to shock people. Why should i be ashamed of myself? at least i have the courage to be myself and face the truth.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 07:22 (fourteen years ago)

sissymanwhore you should spread yr gospel at http://www.popbitch.com/board.html as that's where i first saw your pix

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Monday, 14 May 2012 07:52 (fourteen years ago)

unreg pls, i never made a single entendre in my life

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:40 (fourteen years ago)

Then you gave us one.

banal like anal (snoball), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:44 (fourteen years ago)

that's about sex, right

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:46 (fourteen years ago)

how can we confirm that you are that person, and do enjoy the humiliation, and not just some random internet person who wants to humiliate someone else?

Are you suggesting that sissymanwhore is a cockpuppet?

Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

A cockpuppet, are you sugesting that the car Tailpipe grabbed me and forced my cock into it lol

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

POPBITCH charge to register if you are a member please feel free to post my details there. Or if anyone can suggest any free sites to post i will do so.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:29 (fourteen years ago)

guys take it to the tailpipe thread, only about five or six of the last thirty posts effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

Doctor Casino, Monday, 14 May 2012 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

I just want al to know it is me.

wait what

contendo entertainment system (some dude), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

Yes i just want everyone to know that i am the man in the picture fucking his car.

Doctor Casino is write we should take this conversation to the Tailpipe Man Blog or ask sissymanwhore thread pages.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

take it to 'i love cars'

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

/I just want al to know it is me./

wait what
--contendo entertainment system (some dude)

Loling

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

this is like a meme has gained sentience and is starting to fight back

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

feel like real test of ilx is gonna be if sissymanwhore is still here in 12 months to debate summer of 2013's meme pop with deej and contenderizer.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

[NOT WORKSAFE] solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX [Started by banriquit in June 2008, last updated 32 seconds ago by jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad) on I Love Everything] 69 new answers

dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

i think we're just laughing at different jokes.

― s.clover, Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

whatever, I'm betting this actually turns out to be pretty funny, though I'm sure everyone else here is likely going to rain smdhs and nagls upon it

― frogbs, Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:28 PM (1 minute ago)

Mordy, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

hahah

"and I will strike down upon thee with great SMDHs and fuuuuuuurious NAGLs"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

i think its just nerds being macho but what do i know

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 6:40 PM (12 minutes ago)

remy bean, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

i guess it's weird how little i hear the beatles? last time i remember was the mad men episode

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 28, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

a little inside baseball there but fair game

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

There should be a thread devoted entirely to Fisher Price castles.

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:34 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 31 May 2012 08:54 (thirteen years ago)

I, too, can't believe two songs that weren't on this poll didn't win it

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Sunday, June 3, 2012 4:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not saying that's the way it should be, but unfortunately, it's pretty hard to dispute that that's the way it often works. also, i understand that you might disagree, but the use of dismissive animated images is a fairly juvenile way to respond to an argument.

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 7:33 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

followed no doubt by umad.gif

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

even funnier gif than that if you can believe it

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

srs

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

btw unlike harmony and tone, timbre is a completely subjective term

mmmm, not quite. tonal sounds get their timbre because they contain different combinations of harmonic partials. when I said figure out the timbral and harmonic nature of the sounds he's using I mean I've been loading the tracks into spectrograms and looking at the relative amplitude of each partial.

― crüt, 6. kesäkuuta 2012 15:49 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

idk I'm pretty sure I am the only person who does that ever

crüt, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:53 (thirteen years ago)

kesäcrüta

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:02 (thirteen years ago)

you can't get two people or a two machines to reliably identify two different sounds as having the same or different timbre in any reliable way, as opposed to things like loudness and tone and rhythm

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

Damn, Im laughing me arse and balls off at those crazy finnish words.

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly sum up de subjectivism

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

just striving to hit that point where the post plunges through its own transparency to meet the power that created it

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 June 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

Perhaps you should ask ex-Flaming Lips guitarist Ronald Jones, who is of African-American and Filipino descent.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, June 8, 2012 12:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

calm me maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:15 (thirteen years ago)

my eyes srsly bugged out of my head when i read that post

thankfully, it doesn't really summarize ilx

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:58 (thirteen years ago)

Some of my best ex-guitarists are black

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2340317881_662005e885.jpg

buzza, Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

i think it's silly to try and 'intellectualize' yourself into be more anti-intellectual

― Mordy, Monday, June 11, 2012 5:40 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Monday, 11 June 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

Remembered this thread and got all excited, all scampering around nude with a Yuengling. Jump into the shower to find that my wife had just finished shaving the dog and the stall smelled like a pooch.
― how's life, Tuesday, June 12, 2012

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

some dude made me want to start a "terrible lyrics that work within the song's context" but it would just end up being dominated by New Order and Beyonce

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:09 AM Bookmark

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

You know there are like 458,343 posts like this, but I like when anyone apologizes for using the same word twice in one post. It happens 3-4x a week. "I can't believe I used the word 'gently' twice! Forgive me, everyone!"

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

RITIN' ROOLS

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

I like can't believe you used like "like" like three times in like one sentence abbbottt.

a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace (onimo), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

only god and strunk and white can judge me

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

<3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

if ILX ever buys a racehorse it has to be called Noble Boner

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

i think you are oversimplifying an oversimplification

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:58 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark

here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

i say this a lot, but i'd rather see black panties right now

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

Dance, Girl, Dance (Arzner, 1940) 2/5 (D-)
Chronicle (Trank, 2012) 4/5 (B+)
Rampart (Moverman, 2011) 4/5 (B+)
Dick (Fleming, 1999) 3/5 (C+)
Creative Nonfiction (Dunham, 2009) 4/5 (B-)
Tiny Furniture (Dunham, 2010) 3/5 (C)
The Ides of March (Clooney, 2011) 4/5 (B)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Shatner, 1989) 2/5 (D)
Cars 2 (Lasseter and Lewis, 2011) 2/5 (D-)
The Incredible Shrinkng Man (Arnold, 1957) 4/5 (B-)
The China Syndrome (Bridges, 1979) 4/5 (B)

― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, June 29, 2012 5:56 PM (20 minutes ago)

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

?

― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, June 29, 2012 12:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

what, seriously? that's an obvious reference?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

my guess would be that ilx can be effortly summarized as a place where people list & rate arbitrary & tenuously related collections of film & music

carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

that's the internet
also college

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

i could be wrong & suspect nakhchivans reasoning is more oblique ?

carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

studio apartment, somewhere new

Lamp, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

i thought maybe the joke was that they all received average to poor ratings, effortlessly summarizing the spirit of ILX, which is sometimes "i hate everything". but then, a few of the grades were B+, which is pretty good, so i don't know.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, how 2/5 stars equals a D- is beyond me.

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, how 2/5 stars equals a D- is beyond me.

― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, June 29, 2012 3:20 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

a true enigma

carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

5/5 = A range
4/4 = B range
3/5 = C range
2/5 = D range
1/5 = F

I like grades better than numbers, but numbers seem to be the preferred system of the thread, so I thought I'd include both (your WELCOME). A D- is a bad movie and best avoided, but still has something that keeps it being a complete one-star/grade F failure. A D- isnt a failure, but no one wants D's so these films should try harder.

(this post, btw, can also double as another entry in the thread)

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Monday, 2 July 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not gonna write 5 paragraphs on my phone but you are wrong

― iatee, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha otm

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

who amongst us has not had this thought

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

maxwell instagrammed a photo from his hospital bed today

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:44 (4 hours ago)

¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

who amongst us has not had this thought

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:42 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

me, because i don't have a smartphone. but thankfully 5 paragraphs don't seem necessary to debunk your post ʘ‿ʘ

some dude, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

it wasnt my post!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

lol trolling blind

een, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

i can't debunk iatee's statement/opinion, only your assertion that everyone has had the same experience as him!

some dude, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:41 (thirteen years ago)

oh lol i get it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:42 (thirteen years ago)

all trollbirds are trolls

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

has this been banner week for arguments or have I just actually been reading threads

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, July 12, 2012 7:22 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

shut up

― wimplefilcher, Wednesday, 29 March 2006 06:49 (6 years ago)

¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Friday, 13 July 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

if only we'd listened

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like anyone who hasn't experienced the frustration of participating in a clusterfuck via smartphone has not really 'experienced' this era of ilx

iatee, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

the next era will be defined by arguing while using google glasses

iatee, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

Look on the bright side, at least you havent been tagged with the "fucking prostitutes" thing for five years. So you have that going for you.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, July 12, 2012 12:24 PM (Yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

ahahahahaha

Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

When I can wirelessly connect to ILX clusterfucks directly with my brain, I'll know that the singularity has arrived.

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

the interplay of our brains makes the clusterfuck emerge and become visible, but truthfully, the entirety of the clusterfuck is immanent inside the smallest neuron of your brain

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

it's clusterfucks alllll the way down.

ledge, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

clusterfuck studies

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

inside each clusterfuck is a smaller clusterfuck, clusterfucks proceedingly infinitely in nested shells. the circumference of the biggest clusterfuck is infinity and the center of the clusterfuck is everywhere

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

Crisis On Infinite Clusterfucks

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

you should cafepress ilx and call it that

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

just a bit of a crisis, let's be cool

Ward Fowler, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

Be the clusterfuck you want to see in the world

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

otm

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

You know how decades end not on Jan. 1 of the first year but when events mark a transition--e.g., Clinton election, Nirvana et al as the beginning of the 1990s, not whatever happened on Jan. 1, 1990?

Somehow, this feels like the end of the 2000s. The Dark Knight (and maybe the other two--I haven't seen them) was all about releasing tension from the collective waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop post-9/11 anxiety. Somehow the shift back from the simulacrum to real tragedy marks the end of the effectiveness of this particular post-9/11/massacre/helplessness as entertainment. Not saying we won't have more big-terrorism thrillers or nihilistic villains, but in the way that the hitman movies of the 90s now feel dated instead of feeding into the present current of our dreamlife, something about what's happened hear may end the particular current this trilogy fed into.

― Odd Spice (Eazy), Friday, July 20, 2012 4:50 PM (9 minutes ago)

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

that's a good post

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

lol

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno i thought it was :/

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

punditry is hard

Aimless, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

this is like a concept coming from historiography & hobsbawn etc but then we go from 'the long nineteenth century' bookended by the revolution and 1914 to the 'long 2000s' bookended by the benevolent happenstance that some wasteman chose to shoot up a cinema rather than a chicken feed store

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

I think that was an attempt at a decade bookend, not a century one

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

well ultimately who gives a fuck i dunno i liked reading it

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

^ solitary posts etc

kinder, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.slate.com/

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

if i just admit that you're smarter than me is it ok if you go fuck yourself?

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

why does anyone think that they have something interesting or useful or important or helpful to say about this situation?

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:28 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thomp, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

that one belongs in 'truth bombs' imo

Neil Jung (WmC), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

if i just admit that you're smarter than me is it ok if you go fuck yourself?

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, July 20, 2012 12:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Barack 2 Chainz Obama (some dude), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

nakh ur unreadable btw

toandos, Friday, 20 July 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

if i just admit that you're smarter than me is it ok if you go fuck yourself?

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, July 20, 2012 12:42 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

" . . . smarter than I am . . ." jftr.

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Friday, 20 July 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

this is like a concept coming from historiography & hobsbawn etc but then we go from 'the long nineteenth century' bookended by the revolution and 1914 to the 'long 2000s' bookended by the benevolent happenstance that some wasteman chose to shoot up a cinema rather than a chicken feed store

― nakhchivan, Friday, July 20, 2012 9:26 AM (3 hours ago)

the bookending of an epoch is a conceptual thing, and because of that, it can exist in many different forms. it seems unlikely that this single act of random violence will be flagged by the arbiters of history as the "real end" of the decade that began on 9/11, but depending on how the next decade goes, it might come to seem as reasonable a demarcation point as any. at the moment, of course, it seems premature to stake much but sorrow on it.

contenderizer, Friday, 20 July 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

nakh is unreadable only to aspie web scanners

nakh demands to be read out loud, pausing for a sip of tea every eight syllables

the late great, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

who are the arbiters of ilx?

Mordy, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

arbiters vs orbiters: fite

Aimless, Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rrc3F.gif

dayo, Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PeQ3F.gif

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

<3 nakchivan, very readable imo, though i'm about 50/50 on the references

i think we can safely blame eazy's post, and many others like it throughout ilx's history (i am certainly not absolving myself) on the existence of media studies departments.

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

nakh is p great imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 July 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

arbite nakh frei

bnw, Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

That Illuminati pyramid only has two sides visible! Gasp! What is hidden on the other two?

Aimless, Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i endorse all things nakhchivan, but i'm not in the mood to cap on anyone today, so i'm okay with eazy's post, too. hakuna matata.

contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)

i had one typed up for you involving keith olbermann, god and paint fumes but i deleted it, hakuna matata

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)

nakh is unreadable only to aspie web scanners

I'm working a threadcop shift tonight and wanna remind everybody that using "aspie" like this is an asshole move, don't do it, thanks

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)

board needs to put that one to bed

bnw, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:05 (thirteen years ago)

if you're reminding me, i wasn't trying to put anybody down, but i know that it's like saying gay or retarded, apologies and thanks

the late great, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:07 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not going to make "best friends" excuses

the late great, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)

here's an excuse, i try to keep my insensitive japery off the "main boards", would not have spoken so freely on ILE

:-(

the late great, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)

love that the illuminati pyramid is so clandestine it wears sunglasses even while being explicated

contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:16 (thirteen years ago)

the part of that post i thought was funny was "nirvana etc" instead of idk the fall of the ussr (but then i guess that's the end of the 20th century not the 80s) (but who cares)

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:22 (thirteen years ago)

hoping this is the point of the clusterfuck where we all start making puns

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:17 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but before it devolves into accusations of custos

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:18 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

eh hem

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know if i understand what is going on but welcome back to ilx, i guess
― thomp, Thursday, July 26, 2012

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

good lord what have i done

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

bumping for bookmarks

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 August 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

I judge all bands by their fans and that's why 100% of all bands are garbage

― MUBU gai pan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 6:23 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

more of a pvmic

REV LION (The Reverend), Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

judging bands by their fans is very much the spirit of ilm imo

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

also in the spirit of people who are 10 years old

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

also in the spirit of posters like tim f who have written honestly and intelligently about the sentiment

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

whiney has a noble savage complex for juggalos

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:08 (Yesterday) Permalink

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

god, paging through this thread is just an endless pile-on of LOLs for me, superior to any excelsior thread IMO

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

sometimes a binladenthumbsupbycomputer.jpg really is worth a thousand words, though

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:04 AM (1 hour ago)

sarahell, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

astrology is bunk but in a meaningless universe with the planet careening towards total destruction it's kind of fun

― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 4:03 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

surm, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

(pertaining to tswift)

could shakespeare have written that well at 14? idts.
― prolego, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:19 PM

totally tongue in cheek but still

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

74.

dude, the last 'serious' book I read was Nixonland and it took me a year.

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, August 13, 2012 7:35 PM

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

and let's again thank Alfred for getting me into www film criticism, Destroyer of Time and Value.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

haha in 10 years of posting here, everyone i've met in person has been awesome -- except daddino, who made it a mission to thoroughly shit on the musical tastes of one ilxor's gf (not even mine!)

i do appreciate his gbv thread tho

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

73.

haha in 10 years of posting here, everyone i've met in person has been awesome -- except daddino, who made it a mission to thoroughly shit on the musical tastes of one ilxor's gf (not even mine!)

This troubles and disturbs me -- I have no memory of ever doing this ever, not ever! Was this at Alex and Ally's Christmas party last year?

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm27zd5Okso

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

xp sorry, i didn't mean to get all heated

nah, it was at tom & jerry's or whatever that bar is called a long time ago. and it was o.nate's gf.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

72.

You mean the Magician? That was the big ILXor gathering spot back when we all didn't hate each other.

I don't remember ever meeting o.nate or his girlfriend!

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)

i remember the tom and jerry meet up.
what's with the numerical countdown?

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

you just had to go and ask didn't you

like a sunrise (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

well the man was setting it up, let's let him play through

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

I'm rather disappointed in the internet tbh. No pet owners have recreated the girls' video as "puppy riot"

― StanM, Friday, 17 August 2012 12:33 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Friday, 17 August 2012 12:36 (thirteen years ago)

sometimes i really don't understand your taste

― lex pretend, Sunday, August 19, 2012 6:10 PM (11 minutes ago)

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

boom

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

tbf the odds of there being someone that has a beard and loves britney are higher on ilx than pretty much anywhere else in the world

― some dude, Monday, August 20, 2012 10:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

overlooks saudi arabia imo

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

lol

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

or gay bars

your native bacon (mh), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

some of these criteria of rock put 'radio free europe' well ahead of 'back in black'

― Philip Nunez, Monday, August 20, 2012 11:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think that discussion may be more suited for the tracks poll.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, August 20, 2012 11:38 PM (4 minutes ago)

glumdalclitch, Monday, 20 August 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

if you guys are friends with the PFM editor on Facebook, there's a lively discussion going on. Raymond Williams has come up once.

If you mean Mark, I don't see it -- altho maybe he has blocked me from seeing his posts.

― squicky chutzpah in the drug biz (jaymc), Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:06 PM (8 minutes ago)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

69.

why are we trying to zing each other with truisms

― Tim F, Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:43 AM (14 hours ago)

Michael Daddino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

the truest 69

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 August 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-cpL--0AQA

bert yansh (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 August 2012 05:17 (thirteen years ago)

little letters, telling people's lives, in a white box online

true story

― surm, Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:57 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:48 (thirteen years ago)

i realize that cold motherfuckers exist, yes
― some dude, Saturday, August 25, 2012

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 August 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

I never liked them. Did anyone hear their last album (came out last year) - very bad music.

― Click here to read in HD (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2012 21:48 (Yesterday)

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

is there a larger version of that anywhere? kinda frustrating to have to squint and try to figure out just how tasteless it is.

― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered)

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

being OCD and unable to make intuitive, preferential decisions, i have devised a system of random music selection to give me surprises...... i bring up a group of lists (i love lists) and use a random number generator to select an album from the list.

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

omg

your naïve bacon (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

It is wise to agree with me as I am all-knowing.

― Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your naïve bacon (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i get what he is saying. he's not talking about me though because all of my complaints are completely legitimate and everyone else's are petty bullshit until they have seen for themselves what i've seen.

― horribl ecreature (harbl), Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Thursday, 13 September 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

I stole that joke, but I wanted to share it.

― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:48 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Sunday, 16 September 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

really quite impressive sound design, i said to myself while fashioning a noose

― r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 11:02 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did communist FB take down the awesome bacon quran picture? (DJ Mencap), Friday, 21 September 2012 12:18 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i'm so happy that this thread open w/ tuomas skeptically grilling lex about his inability to operate a television set

― Mordy, Wednesday, October 10, 2012 5:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

that really was kind of heartwarming

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

ok everyone this is ILX and ILX is not about personal sniping across social media platforms. ILX is about Taylor Swift records and Tarantino films and disgruntled left-winger hand wringing. It's about trucker hats and talking dinosaurs and having hot chicks in our beds after we play awesome metal shows. we need to remember why we all came together to share our ideas about UK Funky House and Velvet Underground minutiae and Drake. we need to remember that we hate pitchfork but read it religiously, and that we're not cool with Amanda Palmer. we need to remember why we are who we are. in the name of Aaliyah, we need to remember.

― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:28 PM

sleeve, Friday, 19 October 2012 06:56 (thirteen years ago)

<3

love this so much

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 06:57 (thirteen years ago)

o lord tupac talk to em

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 October 2012 07:02 (thirteen years ago)

too much ILM in that lot

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 October 2012 07:06 (thirteen years ago)

<3<3

Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Friday, 19 October 2012 08:07 (thirteen years ago)

wau

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Friday, 19 October 2012 08:47 (thirteen years ago)

Nice post, but it seems to describe ILM mostly. When it comes to ILE, clusterfucks are as much a traditional part of it as Cuddlestein Mountain.

Tuomas, Friday, 19 October 2012 09:18 (thirteen years ago)

if tuomas is our new loremaster then gawd help future generations, thousands of in-page 'see note x for further clarification' *thumbs to note x* 'note x: ....?.....'

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Friday, 19 October 2012 09:31 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Friday, 19 October 2012 09:45 (thirteen years ago)

too much ILM in that lot

― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 October 2012 07:06

sleeve, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

but trucker hat!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

What kind of EOY Metal Poll do you want this year? POLL closes: November 02 (in 6 days)

mookieproof, Friday, 26 October 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

haha, totally

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Friday, 26 October 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

without looking, one assumes that's "solitary posts that effortlessly sum up the spirit of Algerian Goalkeeper"

sug night (sic), Friday, 26 October 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/50441183.png

mookieproof, Friday, 26 October 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

and wtf, the very definition of internet bulletin board poll involves inane hair-splitting and ridiculous arguments.

― Hellhouse

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 28 October 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

You had a chance to make a perfectly good Boards of Canada joke and you blew it.

― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Monday, October 29, 2012 8:29 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

be a man and post a link or stfu

xpost

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 6:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

caek, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

nevah heard alt-j, the guardian's blurb on them says "The music is rich and quirky enough to match the imagistic literacy of the lyrics, from the majestic, cinematic sweep of Intro onwards." that somehow does a good job of telling me nothing about how they sound while letting me know that i don't need to hear it.

― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Thursday, November 1, 2012 11:30 PM (7 minutes ago)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 1 November 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

I'll be honest, I don't really listen to a shit-ton of music by black women

― how's life, Sunday, November 4, 2012 7:16 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

what thread be that from?

Agreeable Goal-reacher (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 4 November 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Taylor Swift?

pandemic, Sunday, 4 November 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

haaaaa

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Sunday, 4 November 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

i say throw out a poll, that is what ILM is all about!

― Bee OK, Friday, 2 November 2012 02:00 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chow mein kampf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

if you are over the age of like 19 and have any opinion on this whatsoever, you are basically a brony

― croup da color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:03 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I'm looking forward to lists from Rock-A-Rolla, Decibel, The Soda Shop, Heavy Planet, Captain Beyond Zen, Doomantia, The Obelisk, The Quietus, The Wire and Terrorizer.

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 2:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

i actually decided it was cool to call ppl 'hipsters' again for 2013

― fanute da croupier (D-40), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

Crimped Hair ‏@DinkMagic
Remember, if you feel like you're in a rut, there's always ALWAYS a way to be even slightly more pointlessly contrary about everything

乒乓, Saturday, 1 December 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

lol i'm still kinda drunk and not at my most articulate, so i'll tell you why you're stupid in the morning

― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:37 (1 hour ago)

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Sunday, 2 December 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

I'm looking forward to lists from Rock-A-Rolla, Decibel, The Soda Shop, Heavy Planet, Captain Beyond Zen, Doomantia, The Obelisk, The Quietus, The Wire and Terrorizer.

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 2:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually decided it was cool to call ppl 'hipsters' again for 2013

― fanute da croupier (D-40), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^I actually read this together as one c&p and thought for a minute I was in the excelsior thread

in a year with thirteen goons (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 3 December 2012 07:22 (thirteen years ago)

I must be getting tired

in a year with thirteen goons (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 3 December 2012 07:22 (thirteen years ago)

^^^I actually read this together as one c&p and thought for a minute I was in the excelsior thread

― in a year with thirteen goons (Drugs A. Money)

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 December 2012 07:24 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know but i just remembered the rule that n changes to m if the next letter is m, p, or b. so it should be embuttening

― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, December 3, 2012 10:11 PM (28 seconds ago)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

lol I just got called a hipster like half an hour ago *likes r&b*

― rap乒 4-tay (The Reverend), Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:20 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crüt, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

rap乒 4-tay (The Reverend), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

(I was always a dick ;_; )

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, December 10, 2012 8:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 10 December 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

clearly you don't have encyclopedic knowledge on this topic, so it's hard to take your wrong opinion on this subjective matter seriously.

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

Whose opinion is stupid?

― Mark G, Thursday, December 13, 2012 7:41 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

rhetorical questions that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

boner m (electricsound), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

on the other hand *destroys thread with endless c/p, posts image macro*

― frogbs, Friday, December 14, 2012 5:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Friday, 14 December 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

- Bob Marley

― Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:36 (1 week ago)

Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:56 (thirteen years ago)

xpost too much "S" not enough "D" in there

― epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 12:50 PM

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

throw some D's on that post

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

I like Call of Duty and wanking. ¯\(°_o)/¯

― Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Saturday, December 22, 2012 5:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nobody's bitch speaks again (some dude), Saturday, 22 December 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

My white Swedish ex-gf got dreads after we'd been dating a few weeks and it was almost a deal-breaker. She'd lived in South Africa for about a year prior to that and almost exclusively dated Iraqis before me, so I felt uncomfortable trying to judge the racial aspect of her hair, having grown up in the American south. I did think it looked stupid and hated how it would scratch my face whenever I tried to spoon her, though.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 27 December 2012 05:14 (10 hours ago)

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

one thing thats cool abt baggy shorts is no one can see yr peen

― lag∞n, Friday, December 28, 2012 8:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

small-scale fux with (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 28 December 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

that's the problem with baggy shorts, amirite

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

That's in one eye of the beholder.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

glad you came to terms with this sitcom

― mh, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 6:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

I'll just start using this thread to post stuff I think others should find funny.

― carl agita (Je55e), Sunday, January 6, 2013 3:05 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 6 January 2013 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

The idea that a bus transporting people from an airport would arrive with so little luggage space available, had people struggling to rearrange existing luggage (or rather loaded luggage) to try to fit things. So I got the driver to open the other side, thinking he'd open the boot.
Got on bus, realised that where I got off there was going to be traffic on that other side. Rearranged my luggage when bus stopped at the first main stop. Had to put them on top of somebody's suitcase so I worried that whoever might wind up leaving my bags by the side of the road if they had to get that case out, luckily didn't but i checked out of the window every time th ebus stopped anyway. Think I was lacking sleep.
When I moved my bags to other side of bus a family came along with several open topped bags and shoved them into that side of luggage area.
This meant that when I took my bags out these bags fell out and scattered contents all over the road. Still trying to work out if this happened when bus door opened or if my having moved bags left other things sliding and things were knocked. Anyway the idea of putting bags that weren't securely fastened at the top in the loose luggage area seems a tad shortsighted don't it?
I wound up picking up what had been lying facedown in a puddle, picking up various bottles of perfume or whatever that I think cam,e out of one container that didn't seem closable and sticking them in a bag that seemed to be at least semi contained, though without a means of actually closing it. So I'm not sure if 2 different people's gear would have been mixed up. Did at least try to make sure nobody lost anything though.
& while I was doing that my local bus home arrived then left the bus stop on the other side of the road.

Also stupid traffic control system around this area, on way out late last month I wound up just missing one bus, thinking there would be another one along in 10-15 minutes. Instead next one arrived about 50 minutes later by which time I was hitting myself about missing the intercity bus I need to connect to further transport. When this bus arrived i asked why so late? To be told that it had been stuck at a junction for an age. THe local council had decided about 2 years back to swap a series of roundabouts around town that appeared to work for a set of traffic light led junctions. The first time this had happened it had meant that traffic had nasty tailbacks every time it was remotely busy instead of the continual flow that a roundabout meant. But no they went and did it to at least 10 other similar junctions. So you can't rely on buses in mid afternoon on Friday and the weekend. Thought this started a couple of hours after I set off though.

& to cap off everything, since this bus was so late it was fuller than it should have been so I'm standing with my bag and cases and wind up with people trying to park prams on my feet which had nowhere else to be.

― Stevolende, Saturday, 5 January 2013 14:24 (2 days ago)

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 7 January 2013 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

I can't even understand what kind of bus this is

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 06:24 (thirteen years ago)

porcelain

hex reducing nipple (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 06:47 (thirteen years ago)

I've also been searching for "race war" on ilx, and every result I've clicked on is jon saying he will not tollerate this race war stuff followed by a few random people making race war comments.

― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, January 11, 2013 11:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

a+

mh, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

it should be noted that no one is forcing you to open this thread to make fart jokes

― J0rdan S., Friday, January 11, 2013

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 11 January 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

ha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

let's face it, we were promised a future where we'd all be robbing japanese corporations thanks to the software plugs in our necks, and instead we got white text on a black background and people sniping at each other over some cowboy breakup
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 12, 2013 2:26 AM (59 minutes ago)

stet, Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

haha

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

nice

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

Definitely

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

It didn't even really satisfy me on a spot the reference level

― Number None, Saturday, 12 January 2013 05:41 (2 days ago)

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 14 January 2013 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

wow this is literally the dumbest conversation in a group of people who had a 100-post conversation about the "hemiola" in a chief keef song

― You Have Been Yellow Carded By a Moderator: (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:08 AM (3 days ago)

sarahell, Saturday, 19 January 2013 10:30 (thirteen years ago)

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

shit

How many of these effluential surveys do you take? (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

curious to release this the night before the superbowl

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 3, 2013 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ima go (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 February 2013 08:54 (thirteen years ago)

I don't even trust people who are happy frequently

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:29 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 February 2013 12:27 (thirteen years ago)

snarky privileged kids vs. hippy privileged kids. DILEMMA

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:01 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Sunday, 10 February 2013 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

"You're wrong because you're probably wrong because there has to be a way in which I'm right"

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Thursday, 7 March 2013 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know why I even bother.

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:29 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fizzles, Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:44 (thirteen years ago)

nvm everything sucks

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

you don't understand anything

― j., Saturday, March 16, 2013 7:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

How long did it take your persona to transform into your staple character
― how's life, Monday, April 1, 2013

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

re: nardwuar but very applicable i think

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

I genuinely regret being part of what's becoming a dogpile on someone who confessed a strong reaction to a dumb song because of personal experience.
― da croupier, Wednesday, April 10, 2013

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

sometimes it's fun to watch strangers getting pointlessly butthurt about things

― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 8:51 PM (6 minutes ago)

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

i copied and pasted that from the ILE board description so

veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol i wonder how many times the board descriptions have changed since i last noticed

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:18 (thirteen years ago)

that one has been there a fair while

Im am... gobsacked (electricsound), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:20 (thirteen years ago)

was gonna say

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

so I guess it's ok to start talking about how that innocent naked guy had a totally rockin' bod?

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 April 2013 08:31 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 April 2013 10:30 (thirteen years ago)

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 April 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

ILX is antisocial media.

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:06 AM

my mental killfile seems to be working (sleeve), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

otm

johnny crunch, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

is everyone drunk here

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:44 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that's a lovely piece. two lovers blows though.

― daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

i think i also became disenchanted with the method of literary analysis that i see so presently used. i think it goes like this, that you read a text carefully, but u look for repetitions, rhymes, echoes in the text, u see that structurally an element is repeated here but slightly differently there, u begin to theorize about why. u start to think about the energies of the text, right, how certain themes or motes or ideas get repeated - but not the same way! - and how it builds on itself. u get excited. u see an individual struggle between pierre and an assailant get interspersed between chapters of troop movements at the crimea. u read that pierre all of a sudden notices his hand, he uses his hand, and maybe 5 chapters earlier there was a metaphor about how the russian army was like that of a fist. u get excited! u write about it. it gets saved in a word doc, or on ilx.com. a week goes by, what do u remember of it? what does anybody remember of it? time to die.

― 乒乓, Thursday, April 25, 2013 3:33 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

i'm impressed by his presentism there

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

Str8 fire beautiful post, relate much to it

The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

that post is everything

Clay, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

what reason is there to be nice to that asshole

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 26, 2013 12:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

i had no use for him

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

great post dayo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

and yet no feelings of pride or achievement

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:06 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

the real answer to this question is probably blood, jizz, and dead wasps

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

warm leveret (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

I knew my zing was valid

― charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:36 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

you are a weak version of a tired archetype but it's cool to have you on board

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, June 7, 2013 9:37 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iatee, Friday, 7 June 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)

who was on the receiving end of that? gabnebb?

caek, Friday, 7 June 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)

waterface, who some people believe to be gabnebb tho I don't really see it

iatee, Friday, 7 June 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

Bbag bbag my nebby got shot down

posters who have figured how how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 7 June 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)

Yeah I don't see it either guys!??!

waterface, Friday, 7 June 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

I'[m my own thing

waterface, Friday, 7 June 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

waterbag

lag∞n, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

water / pipe, face / cock - pipecock?

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)

dirtbutt

iatee, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)

I was just missing gabbneb when the phish thread got revived the other day.

how's life, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)

i like waterface cos every time i see his name, i can't stop singing 'waterface waterface waterface waterface water mighty good faaaaaace' to myself

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

Thanks for the support, muchachos!

waterface, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

a mighty mighty good face

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

I don't like Phish

waterface, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

but phish like water

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)

True

waterface, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

waterface is not gabb

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)

waterface reminds me more of sarahel

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

no way; sarahel is a gem

Mordy , Friday, 7 June 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

I sorta like pre-stet-permabanned-but-then-sneakily-allowed-back-onto-the-board-for-secret-reasons waterface

and whaterface (how's life), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

Finally facing his waterloo

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

http://cache.vevo.com/Content/VevoImages/video/822053FC5AE1BCA884DC9268058333E1.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 June 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

Hey I made that Waterloo joke like 2 weeks ago in another thread, please send me $10.

hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

*fart*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 June 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

I can't make change for a fart ;_;

hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

farterface

waterface, Friday, 7 June 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

can't make his face into a fart

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

Ich fart auf der Face

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

not in the least bit interested in picking a fight. just wanting to point out when someone is being a prick in the hopes they'll correct their behaviour.
― Gukbe, Monday, June 3, 2013

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

:D

Gukbe, Friday, 7 June 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

I don't give a shit about anything, motherfucker

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, June 7, 2013 2:29

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)

those two guys should go get a beer

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

solitary posts that arduously deny the spirit of ILX

Mordy , Friday, 7 June 2013 18:32 (twelve years ago)

Sorry Phil

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

in the long run, being contrarian about this shit doesn't work, just to let you know

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 2:36 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

give life back to usic (The Reverend), Saturday, 8 June 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

Controversial

posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

he'll be excelsioring himself next

spade ventura (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

meta thread selfies are the wave

some dude, Saturday, 8 June 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

white black straight gay everyone loves dicks.

― scott seward, Tuesday, June 18, 2013 5:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

ttyih boi (crüt), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)

holy shit this thread has 6000 posts wtf is wrong with you people

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:54 (59 minutes ago) Permalink

You try to condense a conversation that moves from "Are daft punk popular?" to "are fans of Homework too old to be relevant?" to "this album is the greatest thing ever" to "this album is god awful" to "this album has some good parts and some bad parts" in only 5000

― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:58 (55 minutes ago) Permalink

(I know "solitary" but first one is needed for context)

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

settle the fuck down ppl. it was a joke.

― sons of plutarchy (will), Thursday, June 27, 2013 9:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 June 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

n/m something similar was just said, I need to stay off this thread, it's a neverending groundhog day of repeated arguments

― king of steens (some dude), Thursday, July 18, 2013 6:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

caek da killa (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 18 July 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

i've been checking that thread on the reg and have no idea what anyone is even talking about

― call all destroyer, Thursday, July 18, 2013 3:53 PM (11 seconds ago

J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

haha

Treeship, Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

o shit j0rd's a mod?

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 July 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

whut up?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 22:39

― am0n, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:03 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:29 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)

if you take a look at the salem thread, he got threadbanned in there

― markers, Thursday, July 25, 2013 6:14 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll
Treeship: Blah blah blah boring
waterface: blah blah blah troll

― yung humas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, August 8, 2013 9:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 August 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)

when u have a family & they're asleep at the same time & u are still awake shit-talking indie rock musicians online u will understand happiness

― mookieproof, Sunday, August 18, 2013 12:35 PM (1 hour ago)

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 18 August 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

truth bomb too

Mordy , Sunday, 18 August 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

it's a very strange brand of empathy that enables someone to so persistently and viciously shit on anyone not as empathetic as they ought to be

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, August 27, 2013 12:53 PM (1 minute ago)

Mordy , Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)

lol waht thread

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

o u won't catch me like that these days

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

IF YOU THINK INTOLERANCE IS SO BAD THEN WHY DON'T YOU TOLERATE IT

rooibos in disguise (wins), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)

haha i found it but theres... no context

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)

this leaked, haven't listened yet, don't expect much

― sisilafami, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 22:17

Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

darragh post almost has to be about morbius, right?

some dude, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:24 (twelve years ago)

a lot of these ppl basically just have social anxiety disorder right

― k3vin k., Tuesday, August 27, 2013 11:58 PM (26 seconds ago)

Mordy , Wednesday, 28 August 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)

I wish I knew what markers meant

― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 31 August 2013 18:30 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rooibos in disguise (wins), Saturday, 31 August 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)

http://www.sanfords.net/Spots_free_graphics/Wizards/wizard14.gif

markers, Saturday, 31 August 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)

can a mod lock this thread? it's relentlessly negative. a lot of these bands work really hard.

― james franco, Monday, September 9, 2013 12:10 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ian, Monday, 9 September 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

still love me some corn nuts

― is space noise (mh), Sunday, September 8, 2013 9:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

I'd like to see a poll for the 8.0+ non BNM albums of the year.

― MarkoP, Friday, September 6, 2013 12:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Vinetalic - "My Friend Terio" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

heh. i originally wrote 90% but thought 70% sounded more reasonable for a totally fake, baseless statistic

― Treeship, Sunday, October 13, 2013 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 October 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

this woman sounds like an idiot

― Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, October 24, 2013 2:54 PM (1 hour ago)

Less-offensive uses of puto/puta (sarahell), Thursday, 24 October 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

wow i don't remember making that shitty post.

― forbz (Matt P), Monday, November 4, 2013 3:39 PM (51 seconds ago)

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 4 November 2013 04:41 (twelve years ago)

That kind of eminently reasonable attitude isn't going to bring lols when I'm bored at work, so everyone shd clown this douche imo

― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, November 4, 2013 5:11 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

Maybe I have preternaturally strong willpower but 13 years of consistent ILX posting points towards "no"

― the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Tuesday, November 5, 2013 10:10 AM

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

I stopped listening to this about twenty seconds into the first track in protest at the fact that anyone could think that was an acceptable way to sing the first line on album.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, November 5, 2013

ͼѾͽ (sic), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

lol what album?

caek, Thursday, 7 November 2013 23:06 (twelve years ago)

does it even really matter?

(new Cut Copy)

ͼѾͽ (sic), Thursday, 7 November 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)

Album of the Decade, no doubt.

Blecch Dreieinigkeitsmoses (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 November 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

Album of the Blecchade

CardiacsPrincesse69xxx (Matt P), Thursday, 7 November 2013 23:28 (twelve years ago)

:)

Blecch Dreieinigkeitsmoses (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 November 2013 00:21 (twelve years ago)

arguing on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. you make a move and then the bird just flies away, taunting you, and then later when it comes back you're not even sure if it's the same pigeon or not. and the true identity of the bird doesn't even matter because it's not making a move, it's just waddling around eating food.

― reckless woo (Z S), Friday, November 8, 2013 9:14 AM (4 hours ago)

sleeve, Friday, 8 November 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

and pooping

I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)

darragh post almost has to be about morbius, right?

― some dude, Tuesday, August 27, 2013 5:24 PM

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

(also could you and balls plz get married and then walk into Queens Boulevard hand in hand)

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

U old crank!

It wasnt btw, iirc.

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)

i didn't think so, empathy is something i keep to myself

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

lol that zs post is legit ingenious

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 November 2013 06:52 (twelve years ago)

z s = living legend

flopson, Saturday, 9 November 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)

i think literally everyone on this thread could see the obvious irony and decided who cares so stop pretending you just discovered penicillin

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:51 AM (1 week ago)

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)

i mean damn this thread is twisted, you wanna eat a bigass burrito, eat a bigass burrito, you don't wanna, don't

― j., Friday, November 15, 2013 4:45 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 15 November 2013 04:50 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

― balls, Saturday, November 30, 2013 3:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agree. Instead of all that you can just post to ILX

― 乒乓, Saturday, November 30, 2013 3:01 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:13 (twelve years ago)

no worse a name than 'Arctic Monkeys' when you get down to it and imho

while typing that I looked out of the window too conspicuously and my neighbour's mother waved at me cheerfully

― screaming lord, such opinion (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 2:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when a real whiney hold you down, you sposed to drown (The Reverend), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

Did anyone post the stereogum list yet?

― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 8:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tuostprophets (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

thank u 4 getting on my level with this immensely dumb conversation, i genuinely needed it

― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 5, 2013 4:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 5 December 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:58 (8 hours ago) Permalink

een, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

haha who is that directed at?

The Reverend, Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:57 (8 hours ago) Permalink

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

I read SO MANY thinkpieces on it, I really feel like I never *have* to hear it.

k3vin k., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 02:44 (twelve years ago)

sptesilxvmic

gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 02:47 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

all racists have been confined to internet comment boards, it's the best we could do

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, February 11, 2014 3:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:13 (twelve years ago)

To any of you future readers wondering what all these broken image links were, trust me, you aren't missing anything.
― pplains, Wednesday, February 12, 2014

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 15:51 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

really i just want the opportunity to talk at length about rock-a-doodle.

― Mordy , Friday, February 28, 2014 11:00 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 February 2014 18:57 (twelve years ago)

Narcissistic types re-appear when they need fresh ego boosting

― homosexual II, Saturday, March 8, 2014 1:21 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 18:05 (twelve years ago)

think this thread is more for people for whom there is a non-zero chance they will never have sex ever again

― Clay, Monday, December 9, 2013 4:38 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

een, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 02:48 (twelve years ago)

can't believe what a dick clay was on that wdyll thread

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 03:06 (twelve years ago)

i've decided i don't have an opinion on this tumblr ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:47 (4 minutes ago) Permalink

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:53 (twelve years ago)

posts vmooc imo

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:56 (twelve years ago)

but in a meta way that is actually vm in the spirit. "It's important that I express my non-opinion about this tumblr in an exaggerated way with a special shruggicon"

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:57 (twelve years ago)

I am trying to figure out exactly why I want to tie this blog to the Upworthy-fication of Internet discourse and am drawing a blank

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Monday, March 17, 2014 9:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:44 (twelve years ago)

fuck "obscurity" fuck "nerdiness" fuck "difficultness" fuck "i don't get it" fuck expressing yr opinions fuck rating music fuck the plain listener fuck the girl/boy divide fuck "owning your ignorance"

― pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 3:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Treeship, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)

if only

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 15:31 (twelve years ago)

fuck "fuck" fuck 'fuck' "fuck" *fuck*

Mordy , Tuesday, 18 March 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)

fucks within fucks

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

infucktion

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 16:44 (twelve years ago)

shrieking

― how's life, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 8:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Treeship, Friday, 21 March 2014 01:59 (twelve years ago)

I'm pretty sure I stopped caring about being cool once I had my first kid

― silverfish, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:52 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:04 (twelve years ago)

blowjobs? have I really misinterpreted this song for a decade?
― akm, Wednesday, March 26, 2014

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 05:00 (twelve years ago)

I'm drinking most of the time while I'm parenting.

― Jeff, Thursday, March 27, 2014 9:28 AM

sleeve, Thursday, 27 March 2014 16:33 (twelve years ago)

I give it three months til he's a beloved regular with his own dedicated "ask Andrew JD" thread.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, March 27, 2014 12:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 27 March 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)

feel free to laugh at that shit ilx but it's true

― markers, Thursday, March 27, 2014 4:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 27 March 2014 18:54 (twelve years ago)

is there a single person on ilx who stans for this worthless facebook whore?
― peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 April 2014 04:40 (twelve years ago)

I cry enough tears to fill the ocean.

― Pete Barbutti's Hair (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Thursday, April 10, 2014 8:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 10 April 2014 13:36 (twelve years ago)

it's possible i'm just bullshitting around with words to fill up a white box.

― markers, Monday, April 21, 2014 5:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

our work here is done, thx eveyone

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 April 2014 18:03 (twelve years ago)

full markers all around

Kid Creole Meets Señor Coconut at a fIREHOSE Show (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 21 April 2014 18:11 (twelve years ago)

This is a song my band just wrote about the NSA.

― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:38 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truly this is a time of plenty for the effortless summarization of ilx's spirit in solitary posts

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 13:16 (twelve years ago)

Well you guys have already put a lot more thought into something I typed in 5 secs than I have

― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 7:58 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:41 (twelve years ago)

http://gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Celebrities/Snoop%20Dog%20says%20No.gif

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:09 (twelve years ago)

I've got three different play lists of records I'm working through, these are the ones I haven't finished yet. One list is various 70s live records. One list is Floyd related records partially inspired by the recent poll. The other one is just some miscellaneous older rock.

Davis, Miles- Dark Magus (D1)
Allman Brothers- Fillmore Concerts (D1)
Allman Brothers- Fillmore Concerts (D2)
Lynyrd Skynyrd- One More from the Road
Little Feat- Waiting for Colombus
Badfinger- BBC In Concert
Bruce, Jack- Spirit Live at the BBC (D3)
Captain Beefheart- I’m Going to Do What I’m Going to Do
Deep Purple- In Concert (D2)
Humble Pie- Fillmore Box (D4)
Hendrix, Jimi- Live at the Fillmore East (D1)
Hendrix, Jimi- Live at the Fillmore East (D2)
Grand Funk Railroad- Live Album
Trower, Robin- State to State (D1)
Travers, Pat- Live Go For What You Know
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D2)
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D3)
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D4)
Blue Oyster Cult- On Your Feet or On Your Knees
Brown, James- Love Power Peace
Emerson, Lake & Palmer- Pictures at an Exhibition
Yes- Yessongs (D1)
Yes- Yessongs (D2)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D1)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D2)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D3)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D4)
Judas Priest- Unleashed in the East
Hawkwind- At the BBC 1972
Led Zeppelin- BBC Sessions (D1)
Led Zeppelin- BBC Sessions (D2)
Rolling Stones- Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out
Outlaws, The- Bring It Back Alive
Ten Years After- Recorded Live (D2)
Bowie, David- Stage (D2)
Davis, Miles- Dark Magus (D2)
Mahavishnu- Between Nothingness & Eternity (D1)
Mahavishnu- Between Nothingness & Eternity (D2)
Weather Report- Live in Tokyo (D2)

Rolling Stones- London Singles (D3)
Queen- A Day at the Races
Queen- The Game
Edgar Broughton Band- Harvest Years (D1)
Rolling Stones- Black and Blue
Bowie, David- Space Oddity
Byrds, The- Byrdmaniax
Cheap Trick- Dream Police
Chicken Shack- Deram Years (D2)
Zappa, Frank- You Are What You Is
Zappa, Frank- Roxy & Elsewhere
Deep Purple- Very Best
Bowie, David- Best of Bowie 1969 to 74
Rolling Stones- More Hot Rocks (D1)
Rolling Stones- More Hot Rocks (D2)
Brown, James- Foundations of Funk (D1)
Brown, James- Foundations of Funk (D2)
Kinks, The- Low Budget
Kinks, The- Singles Collection

Pink Floyd- Ummagumma (D2)
Pink Floyd- More
Pink Floyd- Animals
Pink Floyd- The Final Cut
Pink Floyd- The Division Bell
Pink Floyd- Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pink Floyd- A Saucerful of Secrets
Pink Floyd- Atom Heart Mother
Gilmour, David- David Gilmour
Barrett, Syd- Barrett

― earlnash, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:30 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Honestly I don't care how stupid this movie is or isn't. I will see it anyway.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:29 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wins, Sunday, 18 May 2014 13:50 (twelve years ago)

Forgot to cross post this solitary bathroom graffiti that effortlessly summarizes the spirit of ILM

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/18E8D3FF-C803-4429-AE95-4BD498C9522D_zpsi4zzajv2.jpg

, Sunday, 18 May 2014 14:23 (twelve years ago)

i see there's (only) an anti-semitism subsection on the watto wikipedia page, carry on

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, May 23, 2014 2:32 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Saturday, 24 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

lol

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

lol

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 26 May 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

if only we could somehow harness the energy hipsters expend on burning hipsters

― brio, Thursday, 29 May 2014 20:41 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xelab V¸¸ (imago), Thursday, 29 May 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)

i swear this was posted to ilx recently but i can't remember which of our rolling threads about fucked up shit it might have been on
― goole, Thursday, June 5, 2014

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 June 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/wDiZ2Fr.png

, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 13:08 (eleven years ago)

irl lol

kinder, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

I assumed Morrissey was and just didn't change the original text of that post in order to have it perfectly fit Hitler. Mea culpa xpost

― Treeship, Tuesday, July 8, 2014 6:50 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)

don't get me wrong I'm not gonna listen to the album or anything

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, July 10, 2014 11:18 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Thursday, 10 July 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Sorry, I didn't mean that, I was just satirizing a certain posting style to demonstrate the depressing futility of even posting at all.
― That's My Brother Doug's Grandmother On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, August 5, 2014

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

morbs when you're curled up on the floor in the middle of the night, crying and moaning about how you turned into such a dumb miserable fuck, a bigot playing out his last days online defending child rape and richard nixon, when you're there on the floor, thinking about how it'll all be over soon and how few will notice and fewer still care, do you take those deep intake sobs where it's almost like you're hyperventilating and you can hear the emptiness of your thick skull? cuz that's how i picture. or do you just lie there, silent, unblinking, urinating all over yrself? the latter seems to subtle and lacking of self pity for you ime so it's the sobs right?

― balls, Tuesday, August 5, 2014 2:31 PM

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

what thread?

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)

I don't understand the balls/Morbs dynamic

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)

seems like mutually assured disdain to me, is there more to it than that

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

lol, HOOS

That's My Brother Doug's Grandmother On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

sniveling lil internet bully vs guy who needs his address

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

why would balls want your address

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

BANG ZOOM ZING

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTsl9an6S4

That's My Brother Doug's Grandmother On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

so wait morbz thinks the spirit of ilx is hating morbz?

da croupier, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)

more like the tolerance for fucking psychotics

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

so we should ban people who say "fuck you all and kill me now"?

da croupier, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

leaving aside the misquote, we're kinda different given that asswipe's incurable disease allusions, you ugly ugly man

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)

weird don't see a revive on this thread today

KILLFILE 2.0

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

if you don't like feeling bad and/or angry and want to still post here, seriously consider setting that up / having a friend help you with it or w/e, it has made my ilx experience a measure more tolerable and/or fun, and you can play the drama game without the hassle of spectators by adding or purging names from your list at your convenience. cheers!

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

some apologies -

morbz said "fuck you all and please kill me" not "fuck you all and kill me now"

verbal abuse with creepy irl references to illness is undeniably worse than verbal abuse with creepy irl references to mutually attended concerts

gonna do my best to ignore morbz in the future, but sadly can't commit to killfile cuz one might want to know when people make creepy irl references about them

da croupier, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

guys we all have our own built in killfile its called just ignoring people it works for me at least 10% of the time

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

xp oh ok, i see how my joke was confusing, i was directing the killfile advice to dr morbius actually. i don't have him in my little magic disappearing list. it's reserved for one person who makes me see red all the time. it's for me to take responsibility for that, basically. dr morbius, it seems like if you want to keep posting here and avoid the nastiness, which at ths point is becoming mutually necessary i.e. the nastiness seems to be becoming intolerable although i don't deign to speak for everyone or imaginary official mod-dom or whatever, you're going to need to start taking some responsibility for your part in it. killfile is an easy way for me, personally, to do that. you might want to take a look into it!

but killfile works 100% of the time, why not fight technology with technology

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

my two cents obviously and now i'm taking the side door

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

and for letting oneself be called a defender of child rape, 2c is a lot

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

taking responsibility for yourself is priceless

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

sorry croup and i outvoted you on that issue

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

i was killfiled a couple months back by this poster i wasn't even really aware existed until the moment of killfiling, it was a weird moment. like someone telling me they were going to ignore me and it was like "and you are....?"

i can't even figure out how to use it. i'd hate to miss out on any posts plus i generally like everyone.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:13 (eleven years ago)

it's proven useful

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

I used a killfile on another message board for a bit. I found it frustrating when others were engaging with posts I couldn't see.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

So wait does kill file also keep people from seeing your posts and referring to you? Cuz then I might be into this.

da croupier, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

wait are you notified when someone kill files you

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

"you have been killfiled by a grue"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

i would assume yer not notified, just cuz i've never been and i know not everybody likes pedantic back-and-forths and lyric parodies

then again you apparently need to be craftier at html than i am to figure out this killfile shit in the first place

da croupier, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

no, iirc people just have web browser extensions or whatever to keep certain posts from showing up

mh, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

why not replace the posts with jiggle panda so you know there was a post that got jiggle p'd

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)

jiggle p.d. starring daniel baldwin the HBO hit nobody saw coming

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

killfile is a step on the wrong direction imo, don't want there to be a chilling effect on balls

een, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

balls already p cold as post demonstrates

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

i was killfiled a couple months back by this poster i wasn't even really aware existed until the moment of killfiling, it was a weird moment. like someone telling me they were going to ignore me and it was like "and you are....?"

i can't even figure out how to use it. i'd hate to miss out on any posts plus i generally like everyone.

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, August 5, 2014 4:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I was wondering why you changed back from al leong

, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

It was a spontaneous decision borne of boredom : [

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

Who are you -- are you A. Hidell?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

It was a spontaneous decision borne of boredom : [

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, August 5, 2014 5:06 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

a joke omar will get

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

sniveling lil internet bully vs guy who needs his address

^^^ i mean, not to defend balls' post which was p ugly and severe and indefensible (and yet somehow didn't involve threatening physical violence upon another poster), this post is like some platonic ideal of irony and hypocrisy isn't it?

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:28 (eleven years ago)

TS the absolutely irrelevant threat of travelling however many miles via however many different methods to perform an uncertain physical act on someone vs a ref (idk if this was one from balls or not tbh, as opposed to just general ill-wishing but anyway) to somebody's known harmful and serious condition

I mean let's not actually TS, but cmon

morbs stays the right side of the line, ime, its just that he lives an inch from the line the whole time and obv ppl feel they get free shots on that account, fine, I've zinged him myself with no hard feelings I hope, but like let's be careful out there ppl.

fwiwi reckoned the stuff against Mordy in the anti Semitism thread was well over my own idea of where the imaginary and arbitrary line is, but ey shit gets heated and whatnot, I'm obv generally on record as preferring the kidgloves-off ilx. but if not, let's apply that even to the posters we disagree with, hmmm

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:40 (eleven years ago)

i'm struggling to see how the guy who throws tantrums and threatens to beat people up ALL THE TIME and has done at least since the days of jw and the noize board is not in some way an internet bully but okay, hmmm

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:54 (eleven years ago)

the hmmmm was for everyone!

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:16 (eleven years ago)

god i am such a stroppy bastard on ilx sometimes, apols

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:23 (eleven years ago)

just call me oil on troubled waters

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:23 (eleven years ago)

artists are often misunderstood

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:25 (eleven years ago)

not sure this is the place for paul simon medleys xp

john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:25 (eleven years ago)

i am infinitely more garfunkel tbh :((((

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:28 (eleven years ago)

always room for Paul simon melodies tbf

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:31 (eleven years ago)

btw darraghmac, the difference is that all my recent 'controversies' including this one start with dissing the Prezinuts of the United States

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:54 (eleven years ago)

Forgot to cross post this solitary bathroom graffiti that effortlessly summarizes the spirit of ILM

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/18E8D3FF-C803-4429-AE95-4BD498C9522D_zpsi4zzajv2.jpg

― 龜, 18. toukokuuta 2014 17:23

I love how it's left ambiguous whether he got bored while fucking himself, or while listening to those bands.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:01 (eleven years ago)

XP yeah idk if the whys and wherefores are necessarily all that important tbh morbs, I mean tbf if I were on the us politics threads I might well have said ten worse things to ya by now, who knows

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:04 (eleven years ago)

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius)
Posted: August 6, 2014 at 11:54:52 AM
btw darraghmac, the difference is that all my recent 'controversies' including this one start with dissing the Prezinuts of the United States

B-)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:05 (eleven years ago)

threatens to beat people up ALL THE TIME

^doesn't know reality from hiphop

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:14 (eleven years ago)

I'm not a fan of Morbius' hateful posting style, but I still remember when Balls threw a tantrum on an ILC thread because he didn't like my opinion on some superhero comics or something, and decided to call me a paedophile, apparently because I'd mentioned somewhere else that I'd once looked at a teenage girl's breasts. So it seems this has been his style for the last 10 years or so.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:19 (eleven years ago)

crazy times, great memories

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:23 (eleven years ago)

I still remember when Balls threw a tantrum

great memories indeed

boney tassel (sic), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:45 (eleven years ago)

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm100008204/wonderful-times-elfriede-jelinek-paperback-cover-art.jpg

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:47 (eleven years ago)

balls' triumph is his ability to hardman the hardest men on ILX.

Would love to see him go against Dom on a perfect board.

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:06 (eleven years ago)

http://burntcookies.net/BCStaff/Rebel/Website/Screenshots/StarWars/EpisodeIII/Yoda%20vs%20Sidious/screen_003.JPG

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:07 (eleven years ago)

http://blogintomystery.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/two15.jpg

Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)

lol at marvel universe hardmannery, but who's the living eraser?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:44 (eleven years ago)

strongo obv

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

whomever deleted ask chaki, I'd say

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:54 (eleven years ago)

balls is king when it comes to "when did you stop beating your wife" rhetorical devices but usually doesn't start swinging until someone's putting on airs, morbz may be more ineffectual in his use of abusive language and weird references to irl shit but keeps a boil rolling

da croupier, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:34 (eleven years ago)

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-22290-Adventure-Time-Now-Kiss-gif-kHFx.gif

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:36 (eleven years ago)

tbf Tuomas a mere decade of calling ppl pedophiles is not much for the mods to go on.

stop posting images of the wrong fucking Morbius

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JyGinGi.jpg

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

Ooops

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

balls' triumph is his ability to hardman the hardest men on ILX.

Would love to see him go against Dom on a perfect board.

― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, August 6, 2014 9:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Would be like this latest World Cup, a lot of balls being kicked and goals being scored

― 龜, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:20 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

<3 the display name, Phil D

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

When I read it, I heard it in the voice of Joe Flaherty and knew I had to have it for mine own.

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)

Hate to shatter the illusion for those of you who are still mourning the great man's absence but there was a time when Jess and Blount would semi-routinely go ham on Dom and he was completely inept at dealing with it.

Matt DC, Thursday, 7 August 2014 08:49 (eleven years ago)

jackbooted victors jeering the memorial ceremonies nagl

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 08:54 (eleven years ago)

"hardman" what a gloriously evolved verb, even for a music critic

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 August 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)

a hardman is good to find iirc

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)

balls is pathetic rn and a break from ilx could be like a $20 windfall or something he should take advantage of

mattresslessness, Thursday, 7 August 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

back on topic...

Wow, they're still around.

― curmudgeon, Thursday, August 7, 2014 9:48 AM

sleeve, Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)

threatens to beat people up ALL THE TIME

^doesn't know reality from hiphop

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, August 6, 2014 5:14 AM Bookmark

ha

The Reverend, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

Solitary youtubes etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hSv6a3dVE

, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

It seems like a lot of your (and others') negativity about this album is not actually about the album, but about the discourse *around* the album.

― are we shoegaze or are we dancer? (Branwell with an N), Monday, August 18, 2014 10:58 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Monday, 18 August 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)

also cool to see theres like a million new answers on this p4k thread and theyre about lcd soundsystem

― dark sorcerer wallenstein (Lamp), Tuesday, August 19, 2014 10:15 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

any special reason for listing this btw?

― niels, Thursday, August 21, 2014 2:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boredom tbh

― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, August 21, 2014 2:37 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scary Darey (dog latin), Thursday, 21 August 2014 13:42 (eleven years ago)

i hate all you people so fucking much, why are you ruining this thread?

― dark sorcerer wallenstein (Lamp), Friday, August 22, 2014 11:06 AM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Friday, 22 August 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

i wanted to poll "the brit box", the box set of british indie c. 1980-1999 that everyone hated

― lars von (Treeship), Thursday, August 28, 2014 3:35 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Daphnis Celesta, Thursday, 28 August 2014 08:04 (eleven years ago)

Being able to choose whose content you see is fantastic until there's a big controversial news story and you're hit by a giant tsunami of mono-opinion.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, September 8, 2014 5:49 PM (44 seconds ago)

Mordy, Monday, 8 September 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

Nothing assuages the western exploiter or the western subject consenting to exploitation quite like orientalist philosophy.

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 6:47 PM

markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)

it would be cool if the only people who could comment on this stuff were the people who payed attention to it more than two or three times a year
― markers, Tuesday, September 9, 2014

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:17 (eleven years ago)

nb i haven't read any of this thread or any of those articles i'm just bored

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 22:44 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I misuse (onimo), Monday, 22 September 2014 12:05 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

lol @ "he's an insane addict, he's not right, he's a badman", is this a Christian parenting board??

― DDD, Tuesday, October 21, 2014 6:28 AM (4 hours ago)

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

Tuomas is kidding about this, right? It can't be possible that he "recently rewatched all the seasons of The Nanny" but doesn't recognize Seinfeld?

― jaymc, Thursday, October 23, 2014 2:12 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Thursday, 23 October 2014 13:18 (eleven years ago)

Not having a go at you, just loathe the whole premise of this movie and humanity.

― xelab, Saturday, May 17, 2014 11:58 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pecker shrivellage (imago), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

Yeah well, unless I wrote it, I don't read posts all that closely, and even then...

― pleeechazunga (Leee), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 5:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/APkmGdp.jpg

, Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:07 (eleven years ago)

lol

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

i know this momus guy has a reputation for being a clueless prick with only one eye or something, so i'll let him be. plus i am a regular on ilm, should've pointed that out, and this is the first time i've posted here, so i shouldn't really expect any friendly advice seeing as i interrupted your frat party. but i did mention that i split up with my girlfriend a couple of months ago. so maybe i'm just projecting the things i miss about her onto the nearest attractive female, and was wondering if this is wrong or if this is alright or if anyone else has been in a similar situation. but you lot decided to get all like middle class grad student liberal/really bad one liners on me. so fuck you. all of you. basically.

― 2tekz, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 3 November 2014 09:20 (eleven years ago)

i like the idea of this guy storming off and yoda being like '.........................there is another'

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 3 November 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

at least :P

imago, Monday, 3 November 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

seems like as time passes it will become more and more about attacking the most fun target of the day

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:14 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)

Would we be having this discussion if it was a butthole?

― Threat Assessment Division (I M Losted)

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

if discussions were buttholes, beggars would ride

mary nobody (soref), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

Please never associate me with Phish in any way ever again. I thank you in advance.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:42 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

could you assholes shut the fuck up and confine this discussion to Tribe

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, November 7, 2014 2:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stevie, Friday, 7 November 2014 14:33 (eleven years ago)

It's hard to believe I still like a few of their albums.

― afriendlypioneer, Friday, November 7, 2014 1:09 PM

Thackeray Zax (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 7 November 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

adorno >> carmody >> everything else

― Tim F, Thursday, November 13, 2014 12:59 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 November 2014 13:17 (eleven years ago)

dudes in a room unite, you have nothing to lose but your cool

― maura, Thursday, November 13, 2014 2:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Thursday, 13 November 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

croup insulting you is just part of having a discussion w/ croup <3

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, November 23, 2014 3:13 PM

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 23 November 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

u know what would really top off my friday nite, saying that celery is underrated on an internet msgboard

― r|t|c, Friday, October 24, 2014 9:30 PM

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

none of them are going to use this thing. it's just to make the list.

― goole, Wednesday, December 3, 2014 10:35 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

i feel like america's habit of using the NBA to sort out its feelings of racism will prevent the baconization of the NBA
― you say tomato/i say imago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, December 3, 2014

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:48 (eleven years ago)

no shots, just felt like the most ilx thing i've seen maybe ever

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:48 (eleven years ago)

looking at this thread is like looking at pictures of that garbage island in the north pacific

― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Thursday, December 4, 2014 12:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

link?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

Year-End Critics' Polls 2014

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

It is mockery aimed an exceedingly easy target, which has never more than barely qualified as satire.

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, December 15, 2014 4:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

I guess I had unreasonably high expectations of this teaser.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, January 8, 2015

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:39 (eleven years ago)

I'm having a beer in the Charlotte airport and this shit just came on. Eyeballing anybody who is vibin to this so I can throw my glass at them. Thank fuck the median age is 63.

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, January 21, 2015 9:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 January 2015 02:28 (eleven years ago)

hardman 2015

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 January 2015 02:30 (eleven years ago)

NV otm at the end of the day, I just find a lot of you people super irritating

― Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Sunday, January 25, 2015 3:58 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 25 January 2015 13:14 (eleven years ago)

we are here to irritate each other, cretins

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 January 2015 15:32 (eleven years ago)

praise be

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 15:34 (eleven years ago)

Huitclos.jpg

Mike j'Abo (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 25 January 2015 17:21 (eleven years ago)

Annoys me a bit when I don't know who people are and have been wondering where old ILXors have got to when in fact they're still there and have been all along. Only now I don't like them anymore.

― A trumpet growing in a garden (Tom D.), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:45 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2015 23:29 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

it's abhorrent because it feels good

― brimstead, Thursday, April 9, 2015 8:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:56 (eleven years ago)

Bustin'?

kinder, Friday, 10 April 2015 10:09 (eleven years ago)

I didn't even hear of that album until years later when it won some ILM poll
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 8:47 PM (38 minutes ago)

guess the album

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 21:26 (eleven years ago)

Austin Powers OST

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 21:37 (eleven years ago)

Don't think I've ever heard Louie Louie. I expect it's rubbish,
― mei (mei), Tuesday, February 10, 2004 3:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 18:59 (eleven years ago)

Metacritic should really take the three people posting prolifically in this thread into consideration
― PaulTMA, Friday, May 1, 2015 10:12 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 1 May 2015 10:22 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

the lads at footy dont believe for a second about the brilliance of my message board posts obv

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, May 26, 2015 12:21 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

did u mean to post:

my god what a post by me there

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:11 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:37 (ten years ago)

i'm not sure how much "i asked some people and they said it didn't sound right to them and btw those people have degrees" really stands up as a valid criticism btw, standardswise

― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Friday, 29 May 2015 04:59 (4 hours ago) Permalink

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 May 2015 09:05 (ten years ago)

Reading over this thread and various analysis, it seems like people really read too much into the wrong things

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, June 7, 2015 10:39 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:24 (ten years ago)

phone posting, sorry. not totally wasted. at least i ruined your shit thread for a few minutes.

― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Thursday, June 11, 2015 9:17 PM (Yesterday)

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Friday, 12 June 2015 21:42 (ten years ago)

it's like "hey guys I'm getting LAIIIIIIIID" except "hey guys I'm a music writer" which is less impressive in the context of ilx

― let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Thursday, June 11, 2015 1:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Reverend, Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:23 (ten years ago)

Can't wait to deliver a giant TOLD YOU SO in a year or so.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, June 16, 2015 11:53 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:08 (ten years ago)

dude's fuse is so vaporous

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:53 (ten years ago)

was that about politics or Game of Thrones?

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:06 (ten years ago)

It was about obstinate obese obstetrics

5HI+ that looks like an anion particle but isn't (wins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:08 (ten years ago)

gameofthronesgamegameofthronesgamegameofthrones

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)

Shit getting heated in dragon thread

5HI+ that looks like an anion particle but isn't (wins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:14 (ten years ago)

a game of pwns

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

lame of zones (out)

e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

Tbf I didn't read it, assume someone spoiled something

5HI+ that looks like an anion particle but isn't (wins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:23 (ten years ago)

frederik b is just mad at how the show is degrading the books on two threads at once

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:27 (ten years ago)

tbf it's a pisser when somebody records a TV show all over your books so you can't read them any more

confessions of hellno (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:35 (ten years ago)

xp he should take it some ILM thread, that'd be cool

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:36 (ten years ago)

lists of games of thrones

fear of a nakh pan itt (wins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

oh i was thinking about that beatles thread currently in SNA

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:41 (ten years ago)

Take a sad song and add tits

fear of a nakh pan itt (wins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

i thought i recognised the person in the pretentious berlin coffee shop but then i realised they just look like everyone i know

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 1:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

4008 shares. is that good? who are these people who are doing this? i don't understand

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 1:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am confused about the mental processes required to internalise this disapproval such that he feels it even when he is sitting in a starbucks

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 1:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean he lives in the provinces though so whatever

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 1:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:02 (ten years ago)

I don't care

― Most Scientifically Beautiful Face (President Keyes), Monday, July 13, 2015 1:35 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Monday, 13 July 2015 17:54 (ten years ago)

haha! yes, that's sooo ilx!

The Bends by Radiohead (imago), Monday, 13 July 2015 18:00 (ten years ago)

in-context, President Keyes was referencing the most iconic line of dialogue from the film under consideration:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpzw6iJL9bc

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 13 July 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)

Bad posts itt but I'm on a phone on a plane. More later

― supreme problematics (D-40), Wednesday, July 15, 2015 10:42 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:43 (ten years ago)

lots of good solitary posts on that thread

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:45 (ten years ago)

just love "bad posts itt" im gonna start saying that

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

more bad posts later no doubt

an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:43 (ten years ago)

it's asking a bit much of spotify to know how often you bad-mouth bon iver on the internet, no?
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, July 20, 2015

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 July 2015 17:14 (ten years ago)

lol

an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 July 2015 19:46 (ten years ago)

guys we r obvs all totally obsessed w each other otherwise we wldnt be here and wldnt be so mad lol

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 3:59 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean not that im mad i actually think its extremely funny that everyone else is so mad

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 3:59 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)

I’m not a fan of you because of shit you did to me last year during my fight with someone on here.

― markers, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 5:11 PM (3 minutes ago)

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)

thank u for preserving the italics hoos

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)

the italics were key to the lol imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:46 (ten years ago)

i put them in to make sure ppl got the joke which is tbf somewhat betrayal of my brand

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:54 (ten years ago)

4:13
"I suffer from alcoholism and stuff"
"Woohoo!"

― #justanirreverentcivilrightshashtagletsbecool (onimo), Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:06 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

D-4(y)0 (wins), Thursday, 23 July 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)

damn

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 July 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

There's nothing like reading an article about anogenital sniffing among lab mice to get you ready for the weekend.

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, July 24, 2015 3:31 PM

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 July 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)

Are the New York Dolls particularly "hip," though?

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, July 31, 2015 12:34 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rip van wanko, Friday, 31 July 2015 17:02 (ten years ago)

every time you don't open this thread a cat dies

― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Tuesday, August 4, 2015 1:13 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)

It's just entertainment. On TV.
― calstars, Wednesday, August 5, 2015 1:11 AM

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 01:11 (ten years ago)

It breaks my heart that there are a load of people with valuable perspectives on alcohol that are avoiding this thread because they think it's just a load of critics shouting at one another.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, April 5, 2011 5:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 05:50 (ten years ago)

I dont have time right now, but maybe later if youre interested, dog latin I can bash together a brief rundown explicating the hows and whys of my personal Radiohead albums ranking

― darkwing dynasty (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, August 13, 2015 9:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 14 August 2015 08:39 (ten years ago)

This is the textual equivalent of walking into various establishments you have no reason to visit and loudly declaring "Hmmph! Not for me!" to the proprietors and clientele before exiting with your head held high in self-righteous triumph. And also you're masturbating the whole time.

― Grilled Floam In A Gak Reduction (Old Lunch), Friday, August 14, 2015 6:02 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 18:26 (ten years ago)

lol

marcos, Friday, 14 August 2015 18:27 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

no denigration meant in the least -- that is an epic ilm post

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 September 2015 02:11 (ten years ago)

also a gold-medal pvmic
<3 doc casino

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 September 2015 02:55 (ten years ago)

aw, shucks, you guys
i always mean to write an appreciation of VG in the 'say something nice' thread but it's all been said i think

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 September 2015 14:20 (ten years ago)

i can promise you i posted these results on no other social media
― da croupier, Thursday, September 10, 2015

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:27 (ten years ago)

Nowadays it is easier for people who share these sorts of fantasies to find one another, form groups, and reinforce one another's obsessions.

― Aimless, Monday, 14 September 2015 17:42

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 14 September 2015 20:38 (ten years ago)

can we stop having a pendantic nerd slapfight in here and get back to sonning lames

― posts baloney - whine iverson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 16, 2015 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:26 (ten years ago)

that post came after 20 or so posts of everyone agreeing with each other & not fighting at all, which is even better

the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:16 (ten years ago)

Whiney G stepped in just to regulate

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)

they weren't dropping or yelling, he was a tad bit late

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:48 (ten years ago)

idk i dont read threads i just pop shots

― The boyboy young jess (D-40), Monday, October 31, 2011 5:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:49 (ten years ago)

This has been a real tour de force of completely baseless sociology
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:58 (ten years ago)

strong entry

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:06 (ten years ago)

hmmm this guy seems like an indie douche but comparing him to a dangerous stalker is maybe a bridge too far?
― some dude, Thursday, September 24, 2015 3:42 PM

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

I think the problem in your statement is more the "really like" part

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 28 September 2015 03:49 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh and the "excited by"

Replace that stuff with "will grudgingly accept if necessary" and I'll sign on to your campaign.

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 28 September 2015 03:50 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 10:20 (ten years ago)

That horse poop joke was directed at the political system and not you. I am not good at humor.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, September 28, 2015

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 September 2015 21:05 (ten years ago)

solitary blah that effortlessly blah spirit poster X

nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2015 22:50 (ten years ago)

a non sequitur but

http://i.imgur.com/3NNfNGS.png

, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 00:28 (ten years ago)

in 20 years nearly this entire sentence will be inscrutable to all but the most diligent academic historians of social media

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, September 30, 2015 5:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flopson, Thursday, 1 October 2015 00:42 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

album by a band / another album by the same band / next album by the same band / album after that

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 31 October 2015 18:50 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 31 October 2015 20:50 (ten years ago)

despite a great rep with the kind of people who become music critics, they are effectively nobodies.

― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Monday, November 2, 2015 6:41 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2015 19:10 (ten years ago)

God, if the ilm board description weren't so fresh and so good...

how's life, Monday, 2 November 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)

from the wine poll:

The way this poll is phrased doesn't invite serious answers (or even respect for the question)...

― Aimless, Sunday, November 8, 2015 1:21 PM (

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 November 2015 18:23 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

These fucking lists are making me so goddamn angry.
― kornrulez6969, Monday, November 23, 2015 4:33 PM

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2015 17:00 (ten years ago)

came here to post that

a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Monday, 23 November 2015 17:08 (ten years ago)

lock thread

Fetty Wap Is Strong In Here (cryptosicko), Monday, 23 November 2015 17:27 (ten years ago)

So this poll, which I voted in something like a month ago, is basically being rebooted, with new nominations and all?

Withdraw my ballot, please. Thanks.

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, November 23, 2015 1:19 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 23 November 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)

people in glass houses...

bamcquern, Monday, 23 November 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)

bryce, you are the greatest

the hitler pun in the hilarious "Whiney" display name (sarahell), Monday, 23 November 2015 20:41 (ten years ago)

I have a playlist called "clear queue" that consists of one 30-second kid606 track

― brimstead, Monday, November 30, 2015 7:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:33 (ten years ago)

that's ilm not ilx

brimstead, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:45 (ten years ago)

m is a subset of x

the fiest p (onimo), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 12:32 (ten years ago)

i'll certainly consider torrenting a pdf of it
― hand of jehuty and the blowfish (bizarro gazzara), Friday, December 4, 2015

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:51 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UtL7jP4.jpg

, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

Yoooooo

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 13:33 (ten years ago)

ha

kinder, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 19:47 (ten years ago)

lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 19:58 (ten years ago)

dude needs to shave and take off his stupid hipster nerd glasses, and I say this as a frequently-unshaven man who wears stupid hipster nerd glasses.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, December 11, 2015 4:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

help computer (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/lU1kTj4.jpg

, Sunday, 3 January 2016 14:01 (ten years ago)

that's it.

how's life, Sunday, 3 January 2016 14:02 (ten years ago)

lock thread

poorzingis (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:48 (ten years ago)

i'd like to point out that i haven't had that haircut in at least two years.

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:02 (ten years ago)

lol i am a little embarrassed to have participated but what else are you gonna do when you are procrastinating at work

― marcos, Thursday, January 7, 2016 2:27 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

big Mahats (mattresslessness), Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:39 (ten years ago)

ahhah just saw that my nerd glasses post is the current board description. feel like i've finally made it, after all these years.

Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 January 2016 21:31 (ten years ago)

cheers!

ogmor, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:42 (ten years ago)

Doctor Casino is top 5 "would love to converse with drinking several beverages" ilx-er

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:44 (ten years ago)

Or without beverages, even!

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:45 (ten years ago)

Bad grammar. Let me just say Viva Doctor Casino

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:46 (ten years ago)

shuuuuuuucks, now i'm gonna go blush my way off of this board into the ether
but i really should start going to FAP-esque events one of these days, i like ilxors and beverages alike

Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 10 January 2016 02:50 (ten years ago)

what are you doing thursday?

mookieproof, Sunday, 10 January 2016 02:54 (ten years ago)

'Doh! Forget I said anything if it affects your posting

lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 10 January 2016 02:56 (ten years ago)

xp

lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 10 January 2016 02:56 (ten years ago)

don't we live in the same neighborhood doc? you should really come by and read some comics sometime.

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 03:50 (ten years ago)

Put Marcos's on my ilx tombstone

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Sunday, 10 January 2016 04:33 (ten years ago)

Actual lol @ first Now thats... tape using a comma.

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 10 January 2016 09:06 (ten years ago)

Now, let me tell you what I call: "Music"

kinder, Sunday, 10 January 2016 13:22 (ten years ago)

like, this thursday? reading books mainly - is there a thing?

can't remember where you live forks, i'm around myrtle-broadway...

Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:56 (ten years ago)

a few blocks off the fort hamilton parkway stop

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 18:00 (ten years ago)

this rollout is already better than my ballot

― nerd shit (Will M.)]

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Monday, 18 January 2016 16:22 (ten years ago)

dunno if a positive statement about ILX can summarise the spirit of ILX tbh

seandalai, Monday, 18 January 2016 22:36 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DXFf7Ge.jpg

, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:47 (ten years ago)

lmao

johnny crunch, Sunday, 24 January 2016 00:06 (ten years ago)

It's moments like this that make me truly realize the gaps that separate us & how alone in the world each of us is! Like, I cannot even fathom the inner workings of a human being who feels this is the best music s/he heard in the year 2015. Even if you lived last year on a unihabited island and it was the only CD you managed to bring along, surely the seagulls would be preferable to... this?

― Tuomas, Monday, January 25, 2016 6:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

conditional random jepsen (seandalai), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:16 (ten years ago)

Big reveal

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:28 (ten years ago)

Finn T really bringing it in the '16

sarahell, Monday, 25 January 2016 21:03 (ten years ago)

that is a treat. delightful

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 January 2016 21:33 (ten years ago)

Have u even heard the seagulls new track tho

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 25 January 2016 21:54 (ten years ago)

i too am enjoying this old man yelling at clouds phase of tuomas's ilx career even if it turns me into a tedious pedant about "my" subject.

mattresslessness, Monday, 25 January 2016 21:59 (ten years ago)

http://i.rymimg.com/lk/f/a/ce7b6e2548997a413584fd92c59c3144/2318113.jpg

kinder, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:01 (ten years ago)

god that fucking project pablo convo

lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:03 (ten years ago)

xp (xps)

― canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, January 27, 2016 4:30 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I remember you was vote-splitted (imago), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:31 (ten years ago)

whites i know it's very tempting to announce our self-consciously half-baked opinions (perhaps w/ the defense that they're just "challops") even when we know fully well that they're irrelevant and unnecessary, but how about we try to refrain?

― dyl, Monday, February 8, 2016 4:28 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

artsvashen (imago), Monday, 8 February 2016 11:36 (ten years ago)

White people linking to that "White people can't talk about Beyonce" blog written by a white person

― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 11 February 2016 17:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:31 (ten years ago)

hah

een, Friday, 12 February 2016 22:43 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/3x9QcFA.png

, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 12:21 (ten years ago)

omg

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 16:52 (ten years ago)

great job

kinder, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:06 (ten years ago)

idgi

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:26 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9aqquXx.jpg

larry appleton, Thursday, 31 March 2016 01:09 (ten years ago)

however are we going to deal with the embarrassing overpraise of calling an album the best in 4 months

― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, April 5, 2016 10:04 AM (3 days ago)

sarahell, Friday, 8 April 2016 16:35 (ten years ago)

Finally listened to it this morning after not caring for either of the songs he released beforehand. I don't even know if I like it or not. I don't hate it, but it's just so fucking dull.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, April 20, 2016 2:40 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jerry Lee Lewis: The Total Film-Maker (stevie), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 14:13 (ten years ago)

Lol

Treeship, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 14:30 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

v good q

niels, Monday, 9 May 2016 14:52 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MMIpeGK.png

actually i think we need one for just ILM

, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:21 (ten years ago)

every post by a certain poster where it's a link to a list of links to best-of lists

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:39 (ten years ago)

this isn't a solitary post, but:

-----------------------------------------
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81T2w-gu1nL._SL1500_.jpg

Wilderness Road: Sold for Prevention of Disease Only

― no lime tangier, Saturday, May 14, 2016 7:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wow

― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Saturday, May 14, 2016 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wonder if there was a shop that bands that wanted to get an Earth, Wind and Fire look could go, like some big B. Coat Factory for the the hip star child in you.

― earlnash, Saturday, May 14, 2016 9:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was tipped off to their existence via a heathcote williams interview i read the other day. amazon review has me kind of curious: ...though the front cover displayed them as futuristic glam-rockers, Wilderness Road actually played a mutant hybrid of mountain music, psychedelia, rock, country and avant political satire

bonus gatefold photos

― no lime tangier, Saturday, May 14, 2016 9:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Great find.

― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Sunday, May 15, 2016 12:50 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... I thought so too, when I posted it 7 months ago! Here's what you said then:

ughhh
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, October 4, 2015 3:58 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^otm

― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Sunday, May 15, 2016 5:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahahahaaa, oops

― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Sunday, May 15, 2016 9:04 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:21 (ten years ago)

n.b. I voted green in 2012 and have pretty recently come to these kinds of positions. Sorta having an identity crisis about it.

― Treeship, Thursday, May 19, 2016 12:49 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:26 (ten years ago)

I voted the Green Party in the very first election they had here after I turned 18... I still sometimes feel bad about it (the Greens in here are fairly bourgeoise, dunno why I picked them), it's been the socialists in every election ever since.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:42 (ten years ago)

Except for the presidential elections, which I always boycott, because fuck the idea that millions of people can be represented by one.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:43 (ten years ago)

the greens here are sooooorta bourgie hampstead types but also not really and i have no compunction about voting for them, especially when the socialist workers' party is basically an echo-chamber for chauvinism

And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:44 (ten years ago)

Oh, thankfully it's not like that here. Most of the old school Marxist chauvinists have either died or they're in the actual communist party, the socialists are fairly progressive and green too.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:46 (ten years ago)

Here in America voting green is equivalent to saying "I voted for my kids' birthday clown, 'cause he makes me feel good."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 19 May 2016 13:55 (ten years ago)

My thinking was, in a deep blue state, it wouldn't hurt to vote according to my actual policy positions.

Treeship, Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:02 (ten years ago)

why am I bothering

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 6:00 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)

dang was hoping he had died

― Οὖτις, Friday, May 27, 2016 1:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)

???????

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)

does it matter

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)

didn't know ilx was all about hoping ppl were dead but wdik

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)

y'all haven't been following Shakey for years, have you?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)

this aint the "posts v much in character" thread, m'lord

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

does it matter

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)


Sha-dooby

Son of Shaftway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Bee OK took a poll on ILM as to whether he should run a poll on ILM.

45 people voted against taking part.

not sure what these results mean. i wanted 20 yes votes and fell under that mark. i think i will do it anyways...

― Bee OK, Wednesday, July 6, 2016 11:00 AM (2 hours ago)

glandular lansbury (sic), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 04:05 (nine years ago)

lol article 50 joek

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 09:15 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

I wonder how many of those people are dead

― El Tomboto, Friday, July 29, 2016 8:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 July 2016 00:47 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

if Butterfly is the consensus favorite for Mariah, it explains so much of what I find enraging about modern culture

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, August 10, 2012 2:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

there are people who put the stock in all at one time while making risotto?

― *-* (jim in vancouver), Monday, October 17, 2016 2:56 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol right? this is like the first rule of making risotto

― k3vin k., Monday, October 17, 2016 2:03 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol you guys are so wrong

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, October 17, 2016 12:57 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Inspired by an argument in the Stereogum comment section (brimstead), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

A couple of better threads for artist name puns.

Awful puns/neologisms as album titles

Horrible album titles that pun on the artist's name

― nickn, 9. december 2016 19:40 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

niels, Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Man, when you look through the old Bad poll, a lot of the same posters and same responses - we need to start thinking about a new hobby, guys.

― Mark, Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:53 PM (seven years ago)

k3vin k., Friday, 6 January 2017 01:23 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

I bet you like rock music though?

― Tuomas, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:44 (forty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2016 tracks poll in seven words

left hand hierarchy (imago), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:48 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

I thought the thread title was a Hot Fruit reference.

― how's life, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 10:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:39 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

large left margin and no right margin. not unusable but not acceptable either

― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 March 2017 11:33 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The night before all about day (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:10 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

hard to beat night, the one during which you aren't conscious

― ciderpress, Monday, 10 April 2017 15:30 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 10 April 2017 15:39 (nine years ago)

work ethic

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:06 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

you really want to give up the ability to flippantly call people idiots on a message board?

― flopson, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 5:09 AM (six hours ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:37 (nine years ago)

four weeks pass...

none of it was funny

― 龜, Wednesday, May 31, 2017 12:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

yr british right? i'm not speaking abt grunge to you

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 8:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

Lots of ppl are stupid and it's relevant

― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Sunday, June 4, 2017 1:02 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

If anything is "ilx in 2017" about this thread it's that the response to an endorsement of fgm was mostly a bunch of dudes arguing about their foreskins

― K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Monday, June 5, 2017 12:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

i started this thread, but I've completely forgotten everything about this movie.

― akm, Sunday, June 4, 2017 12:23 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

I'm picturing intelligent people looking in the mirror and crying after a long degrading day of writing and arguing about mediocre pop film and tv.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, July 6, 2017 2:08 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soref, Thursday, 6 July 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

late to this but

I unconsciously click every bookmark like a lifeless madman tbh

― Clay, Wednesday, May 18, 2016

sleeve, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

Nhex at 8:00 29 Sep 17

same here *unbookmarks thread*

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

What was that about?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

Either Animal Collective or Turkish polar bear rape

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

in fact it was the upcoming sci-fi film "annihilation"

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

take this shite to ILM ffs!

― calzino, Monday, 12 February 2018 11:05 (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 11:44 (eight years ago)

ILM

been meaning to relisten to garbage again

― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:52 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Planck Blather (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:56 (eight years ago)

love it that it was you who got it

hetero love for you dmac

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:57 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

fucked if i'm gonna make the extra effort to hold down the shift key for an ilx post tbh

― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara),

sleeve, Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:53 (eight years ago)

enh

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:54 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Qitw9OW.jpg

, Thursday, 19 April 2018 11:56 (eight years ago)

did we sort out whatever the fucking point of Simon H is on these threads, when we already have Morbius to remind us that anybody who’s ever held a salaried position in government is a murderous liar made of goblin turds

― El Tomboto, Thursday, April 19, 2018 1:25 PM

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:25 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/yo5AMAJ.jpg

, Friday, 1 June 2018 12:03 (seven years ago)

Idgaf swag

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 June 2018 18:17 (seven years ago)

old sock, approaching a fork in the road

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 3 June 2018 03:49 (seven years ago)

i feel like you should all stfu unless youre posting sweet and touching rememberances

― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 10 June 2018 23:22 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Monday, 11 June 2018 05:42 (seven years ago)

wrong thread

A Box of After Dinner Comics Shipped to Your House Each Month (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

oh cool let's do this again

― Simon H., Wednesday, 20 June 2018 21:05 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Thursday, 21 June 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

feel like there's a thread in this. i want no part of it.

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 13:12 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only part of a post but masterful all the same

repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 13:19 (seven years ago)

well at least I got to encounter the phrase "eat a hill of butts" today

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 17, 2018 3:05 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/wBTFE6e.jpg

, Monday, 3 September 2018 12:23 (seven years ago)

rythm is a dancer

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 September 2018 13:12 (seven years ago)

a++++++++++

the late great, Monday, 3 September 2018 17:05 (seven years ago)

It’s good and true

InfoWarriors (Spottie), Monday, 3 September 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

people have this addiction to saying things that is starting to seem kind of pathetic

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 1:13 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:36 (seven years ago)

A+++

the late great, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

I feel like the writing on this website gets shittier and less coherent every day

― Paul Ponzi, Friday, May 17, 2019 10:05 AM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Friday, 17 May 2019 14:23 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

Aren't we over-analysing this semantically at the expense of the sentiment?

― Maltrsnapper, Wednesday, December 11, 2019 9:25 AM

sleeve, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:50 (six years ago)

that one's even better bcz the poster is getting sprung at analysis that happened 14 years ago

insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:36 (six years ago)

four months pass...

heh wait no that would be a pair of posts, never mind

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 April 2020 22:06 (six years ago)

Still counts, please indulge.

coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Saturday, 11 April 2020 22:08 (six years ago)

oh i wouldnt dream

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 April 2020 22:10 (six years ago)

You're robbing posterity of [redacted].

coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Saturday, 11 April 2020 22:11 (six years ago)

dont even joke

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 April 2020 22:12 (six years ago)

four months pass...

in 8 years it seems i have stopped trying to come up with solutions and have instead turned to blaming the situation on a confluence of factors that are sometimes out of my control

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 25, 2017 11:46 AM (three years ago)

beyond ilx tbh

rob, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:17 (five years ago)

one month passes...

You're not doing very well at this whole shutting the fuck up thing

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 6:24 PM (five days ago)

sarahell, Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

three months pass...

As an observer, I’m finding this argument impenetrable and pointless and it’s frankly putting me off this thread.

― epistantophus, Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:09 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

calzino, Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:13 (five years ago)

two months pass...

why are you like this, it’s great

― Scamp Granada (gyac), Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:31 AM (eight minutes ago)

rob, Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:41 (five years ago)

one month passes...

one big room full of bad opinions

― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:11 (yesterday) link

Pfizer the pharma chip (wins), Saturday, 22 May 2021 11:22 (five years ago)

two months pass...

It makes me feel very sad to see so much hatred and ridicule in the world. This thread seems to exemplify this. But let us face the facts: why are we even contributing to this thread? Simply, because we are all sad losers, including myself, with nothing better to do with our lives. No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits - why else are we here? Nevertheless, life goes on even if all of us here feel like giving it up. I don't much like Weezer.

― martyfalling, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 23:32 (four years ago) link

aegis philbin (crüt), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 23:41 (four years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 13 August 2021 06:23 (four years ago)

what's with this marty, dissing my posts

I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Friday, 13 August 2021 12:45 (four years ago)

it me

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 August 2021 12:55 (four years ago)

Honestly I've never thought about the baby's penis so much until this thread.

― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Wednesday, August 25, 2021 10:48 AM (seven hours ago)

sarahell, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:07 (four years ago)

"I am just wondering what you guys have achieved to reverse this situation and which amazing achievements give you the bravery to shit on female journalists on the internet for doing their jobs?"

I'm afraid tens of thousands of posts over two decades here gives me the right to shit on whoever I like. Sorry if this offends.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, August 30, 2021 5:01 PM bookmarkflaglink

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 August 2021 21:05 (four years ago)

No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits

jokes on him! we're mostly in our thirties, forties and beyond!

treeship., Monday, 30 August 2021 21:10 (four years ago)

😟

treeship., Monday, 30 August 2021 21:10 (four years ago)

one year passes...

the bbc's "neither washington nor moscow" era delivered a fvckton of grebt kids' TV: viz _the singing ringing tree_ (east germany) and _belle and sebastien_ (the pyrenees, not that belle and sebastian ffs) -- also we learned early to nagivate dubs and subs so it was educational also and in conclusion this is why jeanne dielman *shot rings out*

- mark s

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 11:17 (three years ago)

Lol

Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 11:50 (three years ago)

i studied the blade

mark s, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 12:17 (three years ago)

You've got to fight for what is right

economic Maguire (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 12:26 (three years ago)

adding: not quite sure why i'm here analysing jokes that aren't working told by someone i think is a vast toxic idiot never not acting in bad faith

― mark s, Monday, December 5, 2022 3:46 PM (yesterday)

rob, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 15:32 (three years ago)

the blade i tell you!

mark s, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:02 (three years ago)

I love rereading my old posts because there was usually some insanely funny shit surrounding them.

― HI DERE, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 December 2022 01:01 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

call and response

you guys really enjoy getting mad over nonsense
― J0rdan S.

i'm not really screaming into the void i just don't want to work
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

“Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 16:44 (three years ago)

iiiiii don't want to work
i just want to scream into voids all day

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 17:20 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

forgot to vote in this but i'm with the majority

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, January 25, 2023 12:05 PM (forty-two minutes ago)

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 20:48 (three years ago)

one month passes...

it came out and I thought "this is great!" and then never really wanted to to revisit it.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, 5 March 2023 17:04 (three years ago)

That weird phenomenon of message boards, particularly one where people are constantly saying there are only 4 people left, where there are television threads where it feels like *everyone* is watching all the telly all the time saying shit like 'it gets good in season 12!' and I have no sense of how there is so much time available in the world for people to fill. Then you step into the next room where no one is watching anything at all and I feel like my brain is going to pop.

― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Thursday, March 9, 2023

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:15 (three years ago)

one month passes...

BTW the Bureau of Labor Statistics says five grand in 1980 (date of Holiday in Cambodia) is worth nearly $20,000 today.

― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland)

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 15:15 (three years ago)

one month passes...

at least there weren't any songs I skipped though.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, May 20, 2023 3:15 PM

broken breakbeat (sleeve), Saturday, 20 May 2023 22:21 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Was this the thread where we mentioned Donald Fagen and Lou Reed or was it a previous one?

― Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 June 2023 13:08 (eight minutes ago) link

Grandall Flange (wins), Friday, 16 June 2023 13:16 (two years ago)

nine months pass...

Or referencing or whatever, again, I haven’t listened to the song

― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:23 (four hours ago) link

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 24 March 2024 21:59 (two years ago)

four weeks pass...

he may be one of the worst humans in history but he will almost certainly go down as one of the all-time great posters

― frogbs, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 10:12 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 16:02 (two years ago)

Garu G?

Big Bong Theory (stevie), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 16:28 (two years ago)

[yes I know it's Trump]

Big Bong Theory (stevie), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 16:28 (two years ago)

eight months pass...

I'm sorry, I just wanted to complain, now I have a solution but I feel annoyed at not being allowed to complain, which is worse than the original problem, thanks for understanding.

― Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

sleeve, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 17:57 (one year ago)

thank you, I feel honoured

Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 15 January 2025 17:59 (one year ago)

<3

sleeve, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 18:06 (one year ago)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 18:24 (one year ago)

three months pass...

Sorry, forgot I was on ilx and not some place where people express joy in life.

― peace, man, Wednesday, April 23, 2025 11:07 AM bookmarkflaglink

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 April 2025 17:44 (one year ago)

irl lol

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 April 2025 17:47 (one year ago)

perfect

nxd, Wednesday, 23 April 2025 18:03 (one year ago)

please tell me where to find the place where people express joy in life, i can't find it

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 23 April 2025 19:47 (one year ago)

two months pass...

I once took an afternoon of the only life i’ll ever have on this beautiful earth and spent it on this board defending the Velvet Underground album Squeeze, trust me appearing perfect has never been a major consideration

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Saturday, July 5, 2025 7:28 PM

sleeve, Sunday, 6 July 2025 02:48 (ten months ago)

thread is gone a lot towards everyone talking past each other to claim ever more silly stuff but im all for it tbh its good ilxing

― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 20:40 (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 20:27 (ten months ago)

three weeks pass...

i'm saying they knew what they were doing too, they just weren't doing what you think they were

― c u (crüt), Monday, August 4, 2025 8:27 AM (fourteen minutes ago

sarahell, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:44 (nine months ago)

i'm honestly really bummed i'm missing the buena vista thing. i keep imagining myself dancing like a crazed maniac and making friends with cool hippies. i guess that's probably not what the shows are like, at least from the ilxor pov, which is probably more like: go, glance at strangers, never talk to anyone, have a drink, relax for a minute, enjoy two songs, look at the phone, think too much, go home.

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Wednesday, 6 August 2025 19:23 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Wednesday, 6 August 2025 19:31 (nine months ago)

This conversation has become a bunch of dudes sniffing their own farts and proclaiming theirs the sweetest-smelling

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, August 7, 2025 7:24 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 8 August 2025 00:12 (nine months ago)

I know this thread is usually sardonic, but this post was sincerely otm:

despite my disagreements and occasional irascibility on here— which i have been trying to be better about!— i do truly consider many of you as friends, and would gladly hang out with you irl.

― czech hunter biden's laptop (the table is the table), Wednesday, August 13, 2025 10:49 AM (one hour ago)

rob, Wednesday, 13 August 2025 16:34 (nine months ago)

two weeks pass...

I'm mostly just getting pre-annoyed at this becoming the default which seems inevitable to me, but who knows.

― rob, Friday, August 29, 2025 8:38 AM

sleeve, Friday, 29 August 2025 15:39 (eight months ago)

lol fair

rob, Friday, 29 August 2025 15:41 (eight months ago)


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