POLL: Best Tim Burton film

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Inspired by watching Sweeney Todd last night, finally. It was better than I'd expected it to be. I guess Nightmare Before Christmas doesn't really count but maybe it should be in there? I'll put it in anyway.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
1994 Ed Wood 22
1985 Pee-wee's Big Adventure 21
1988 Beetlejuice 10
1996 Mars Attacks! 8
2007 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street6
1989 Batman 5
1990 Edward Scissorhands 3
1993 The Nightmare Before Christmas 3
2003 Big Fish 2
1999 Sleepy Hollow 2
1992 Batman Returns 2
2001 Planet of the Apes 1
1984 Frankenweenie 0
2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 0
2005 Corpse Bride 0
1982 Vincent 0


akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

Sleepy Hollow is perfect in every way. Edward Scissorhands runs it a close second. He won't be remembered for Planet of the Apes, though.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

wow I had forgotten that I'd seen most of his movies

Of the ones I've seen, the only one that I harbor ill will towards is Planet Of The Apes.

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

It is horrible. So is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, thought not so much.

Ed Wood is my favourite by a mile. I often think of the "one more step down into the cellar of indignity" look on Martin Landau's face as he prepares to wrestle with that octopus.

Alba, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

It's either Ed Wood or Mars Attacks!, followed by Todd and Batman.

Big Fish is hideous.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

I liked what he tried to do with Charlie... even though it wasn't really successful.

Haven't seen: Vincent, Frankenweenie, Ed Wood, Big Fish, Corpse Bride

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

Pee-wee, Edward, Ed Wood, maybe Beetlejuice. I have a feeling Batman would seem kinda lame after Nolan/Bale.

ledge, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

i somehow managed to never see ed wood, I think because it wasn't on dvd for ages. also haven't seen vincent or frankenweenie. I have a feeling that everything b/w 96 and 2005 is pretty bad; I remember really hating Sleepy Hollow, but now I don't remember why. Big Fish just seemed like his "Fisher King". Charlie is really, really bad. But I'm inclined to vote for Sweeney Todd because it was so much better than I thought it would be.

akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

i kind of liked the charlie and the chocolate factory remake. i saw it on the amtrak train.

either pee-wee or beetlejuice

n/a, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Ed Wood is my favourite by a mile.

Mine too. Such a generous-spirited film with universally perfect performances. No one vote for Big Fish, it's rubbish.

You know what annoys me? When people describe Burton's films as 'dark'. He's obviously a big softie with a fetish for gothic window dressing.

chap, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Haven't got around to watching Big Fish but the fact that Spalding Gray killed himself after watching it doesn't bode well.

Billy Dods, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

edward scissorhands brings me to tears every time

cutty, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

I have a feeling Batman would seem kinda lame after Nolan/Bale.

Wonderful production design (obviously), but a wafer-thin plot.

chap, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

have a feeling Batman would seem kinda lame after Nolan/Bale.

-- ledge, 11 July 2008 14:28 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no, what?

xpost no, what?

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

I have a feeling nothing would seem kinda lame after Nolan/Bale.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

bale can't hold a candle to michael keaton's batman/wayne.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

I think the production design would suffer most actually, at the time it seemed dark and fitting but now it would look ridiculously obviously Burton. And I'm not sure I was ever that keen on Nicholson's hammy Joker.

ledge, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, why would anyone ham it up playing THE JOKER? Jesus.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Wow. Most of these movies are crap. And long!

Beetlejuice.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

There's all different kinds of ham. Some ham is better than others.

ledge, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Christian Bale is terrible! When he assumes the I-am-Batman stentorian, it's like watching a kindergarten student play adult with a pencil mustache.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Morbius mostly otm above but Pee-Wee ftw

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

Wow. Most of these movies are crap. And long!

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:40 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ridin' the truth pony

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

Burton's second Batman is still way better than Nolan/Bale, it's one of the best superhero movies in general. The first one is kinda patchy, admittedly.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

bale's "serious batman" voice put me off right through the movie, and may well stop me from seeing the sequel all by itself.

i think the first batman is better than the second, though.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

Bale is the best naked Batman (Val Kilmer close).

Other then the 4 I named (and I like the first Batman mostly for Jack and Gotham), Alfred is right; Burton is more tripe than ham.

I prefer his Apes to what (at the time, I haven't rewatched) seemed to be the emo misogyny of Edward Scissorhands.

Pee-wee has a great opening 15 minutes.

Batman Returns is so MEAN! Not much besides Pfeiffer.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

Batman Begins might've been as good as Batman Returns if it hadn't taken itself too seriously. I hope the new one doesn't still follow Frank Miller's example in thinking Batman should be "realistic" and "gritty" and "psychological" like Dirty Harry or Death Wish or something.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

Ed Wood pretty far ahead of the other good ones (Pee Wee's, Edward Scissorhands, Mars Attacks)

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, Batman Begins is still quite "dark", especially compared to the Adam West Batman (not that I have anything against it), but in a way that suits the genre better.

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Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

xposts to tuomas- well, better all of those things than we get another schumacher style effort.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

ed wood. martin landau is totally great in it and bill murray steals every single scene he's in. "mexico was.... a nightmare."

re-watched this recently thinking I probably wouldn't like this as much as I used to... definitely not!

second place is probably beetlejuice or batman or something.

original bgm, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

I liked Schumacher's first Batman! He did the campy superhero thing very well, I think. Never saw the second one though.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

emo misogyny of Edward Scissorhands

I can't quite figure out where this is coming from. Diane Wiest is clearly the moral center of the film, and the most sympathetic character

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

You know what annoys me? When people describe Burton's films as 'dark'. He's obviously a big softie with a fetish for gothic window dressing.

^^this. Seen every single one... Planet of the Apes, Big Fish and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are all awful but I pretty much like/love everything else. Ed Wood and Scissorhands are his best I think, but gonna go with Nightmare before Christmas - it's a little ruined by all the emo kids sporting Jack Skellington merch these days, but I must have seen it a billion times as a kid and love it a lot still.

Roz, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, if you have a story about a man dressed up as a bat fighting equally ludicrous villains, there's no reason you can't play up the camp aspect, even if it upsets Frank Miller fans.

(xx-post)

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

the campiness has been done to death though.

akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

Simone: I know you're right, Pee-wee, but...
Pee-wee: Everyone I know has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about *your* big "But".

mizzell, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

I'm gonna vote Nightmare Before Christmas too. It's the single most perfect film in his filmography, even if you're not a goth. Though half of the glory should go to Henry Selick, obviously.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

scissorhands is really cloying and condescending. i didn't even like nightmare before christmas at the time, but now i don't remember why -- the ragdoll love interest bs maybe? i have not seen ed wood or sweeney todd, and i'm betting those are among his best

much rather watch the nolan batman at this point

goole, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

the campiness has been done to death though.

Really? When Batman Forever came out, the "dark" Batman had been the predominant one for about 10-20 years.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

I like Pee Wee better, but Beetlejuice is a better "Time Burton film".

Granny Dainger, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

so what is about Tim Burton that inspires long threads?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

I like a lot of these, don't know if I love any of them (Big Fish was OK, not sure what people hated about it). Voted for Beetlejuice, narrowly over Pee Wee, Batman, Nightmare and Scissorhands.

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

re campiness vs "grit" options: that's why there shouldn't be Batman films, period.

Shakey, I dunno, I remember Wiest just coming off like a harpy.

Long threads about glitzy, overrated juvenilia-oriented filmmakers are inevitable, Alfred.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

I agree with Shakey: Wiest is the best thing in Scissorhands.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

When Batman Forever came out, the "dark" Batman had been the predominant one for about 10-20 years.

not 20 years....there had been the two burton films, which were kind of dark, and the comics after the Dark Knight (including Alan Moore's Killing Joke), but there had been 30 years of light comics, the tv series, the cartoon.....

akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

i quite enjoyed Planet Of The Apes - don't get the hate

blueski, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

i'd forgotten that burton was behind ed wood and mars attacks.

Jordan, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

i agree with uncle tuomas, dark batman is more played out at this point. i didn't give a chance when it came out, but after watching a bunch of youtube clips recently (i think there was a thread?) i was like "this shit's hilarious!".

Jordan, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

Shakey, I dunno, I remember Wiest just coming off like a harpy.

?? She brings Edward home cuz she's worried that he's all alone with no one to take care of him, she tries to integrate him into her family, she defends him when everyone else turns against him... she's totally the idealized Avon Lady, all sweetness and light and naivete, except its genuine.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

not 20 years....there had been the two burton films, which were kind of dark, and the comics after the Dark Knight (including Alan Moore's Killing Joke), but there had been 30 years of light comics, the tv series, the cartoon.....

I thought Batman comics already began to turn dark in the seventies (after the campy sixties) with Denny O'Neil and co. Anyway, in 1995 the dark and gritty way of doing Batman had been basically the only way for about 10 years, so Batman Forever felt kinda fresh compared to that.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

its important to note that public perception of Batman and the comic-fans' perception of Batman vary widely according to what movies are in circulation.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

(ie most of the general public does not read comics and has no desire to nor any interest in how a character's tone may have changed)

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

so what is about Tim Burton that inspires long threads?

no one can agree on whether he's a good/great director with a distinctive visual style or a one-note hack.

Roz, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

Batman had been basically the only way for about 10 years, so Batman Forever felt kinda fresh compared to that.

-- Tuomas, 11 July 2008 15:06 (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

but, crucially, it was shit.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

that's a false dichotomy, no? He's a director wih a flair for the theatrical who, had he been born in the 19th century, would have staged operas.

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Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

i feel like every single time the topic of comic book/superhero movies comes up, tuomas bitches that they aren't campy enough and they all should be campy, like it's the frickin mermaid parade at marvel/dc or something.

dr. m, see edward scissorhands again because your description makes it sound like you have never seen it, at all.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 July 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^so OTM

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

Watched some of Batman Returns last night, what a mess, it seemed interminable.

Anyway, Beetlejuice or Ed Wood for me.

Neil S, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

xxxpost yeah i guess but he's also made too many different kinds of movies - all very Burton-esque but all different enough that it also becomes difficult to say "you either like his schtick or you don't".

Roz, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think all superhero movies should be campy, but I don't think they should try to tackle "real world" issues either, like Batman Begins tried to do. It just doesn't work. Superhero stories are a fantasy genre, and while adding some realism and grittiness to fantasy can give you interesting results, if you overdo it it's bound to get stupid. Read DC's Identity Crisis for proof.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

What real world issues did Batman Begins try and tackle? It was still self-conciously pulp, just pulp of a very different tone to the Schumacher abortions.

chap, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

Could someone point out the Burtonesque qualities of Planet of the Apes, or is "unapologetic blockbustery shittiness" a reoccurring motif in his ouevre? (Do not say it was Ape Lincoln.)

xpost -- I'm gonna try some reverse psych hoodoo and say "oh PLEASE feed the oblivious albeit well-intentioned Finnish funny book troll, especially when he's holding court on shit he's probably versed himself on via Wikipedia and his phonebooth"

David R., Friday, 11 July 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

I don't want to go back to this, because we had a massive debate about Batman Begins when it came out. But if you want to read my opinions on it, you can check the original thread starting from here

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Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

yeah this campy vs. serious Batman argument already blights numerous threads must it ruin this one too

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

it's hard to hate dying chimp Heston clutching his gun.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

I think this is probably the most relevant post:

I saw Batman Begins last Friday, and while I did enjoy it, I have to say that after all the positive reviews I was somewhat disappointed. Let me eleaborate why...

First of all, let me state that I do not hate fun. I belong to the minority of people who actually thought Batman Forever was a good film, due to it's deliberate camp and playfulness. (I never saw Batman and Robin, so I have no comments on that.) But I do think there's room for dark and serious interpretations of Batman as well; if any superhero deserves them, it is Batman. However, if you choose the serious road, you have to accept all the baggage that comes with it. With Batman Returns Tim Burton found a great balance between darkness and playfulness, so that the film was serious enough not to be camp, but not serious enough to feel "real". It was a modern fairy tale, and one of the great things Burton did there was to focus as much on the villains as on Batman. Batman Begins, on the other hand, puts the focus pretty much on Bruce Wayne, and chooses seriousness over play and fantasy, and that is where both it's strengths and weaknesesses stem from.

I like how Batman's origin story was told to such great detail. His motivations, his history, his inner conflicts; watching all this unfold was extremely enjoyable. Similarly, the scenes which dealt with the practicalities of becoming Batman - preparing the equipment, the suit, the Batcave - where among the best in the film. Batman's story, however, is essentially a revenge story, and this where the film's seriousness betrayed it. In general, superheroes are vigilantes, and so is Batman. Vigilantism is extremely problematic, but most superhero stories sidestep the issue one way or another. It is exactly because these stories are non-realistic that they make the audience forget the more serious implications of superheroics. But because Batman Begins is such a serious film, it doesn't ignore the problem of vigilantism but tries to tackle it full-on.

The Batman of the film is not "pure" hero but a violent avenger. He lets Ducard fall to his death and does nothing to save him. Some would say that doesn't make him a killer, but remember that he himself asked Gordon to shoot the monorail down. So he is, in essence, responsible for Ducard's death. Also, earlier in the film it looked pretty clear that Bruce Wayne was about to shoot the guy who killed his parents, despite the fact that the killer repented. However, the film cleverly dodged the question whether he would've done it or not by letting someone else shoot the guy. In addition to that, during the car chase scene Batman endangers the lives of several innocent policemen by crashing their cars. For a while I thought the film was really gonna show Batman as a not-so-respectable character after all, since the shooting scene was followed by Katie Holmes saying, "Your father would've been ashamed of you!" (spot on!), and the car chase caused Alfred to chastise Bruce for not caring about other people's safety. But those threads led nowhere, and in the end Batman was supposed to have been a triumphant hero, even though he had both literal and metaphorical blood on his hands.

The problem with the serious approach to superheroics is that in the real world most folks would not like the idea of a superhero taking justice into his own hands. Of all the revisionist superhero writers only Alan Moore seems to have realized this: in his Watchmen citizens protest against superheroes. Non-revisionist superhero stories, such as the two Spider-Man films, are able to sidestep politics exactly because they are so clearly non-realistic, and because they focus on other issues than revenge and vigilantism. Batman Begins, on the other hand, has the same exact as flaw as Dark Knight Returns. The Miller comic was the first Batman story to say, "Take me seriously!", but what if you did so? You found out all the vigilantist, downright fascist implications a "realist" superhero story has. And the same applies to Batman Begins, even though it doesn't hold it's right-wing sympathies on it's sleeve as visibly as Miller does.

Funnily enough, as serious as the story of Bruce Wayne was, the same didn't seem to apply to his opponents. Liam Neeson played Ducard with all the sternness of a drama actor, not realizing that that was in direct conflict with how ridiculous, downright goofy, the whole idea of the League of Shadows, it's goals and ways of getting there was. That was another major flaw in the film: Neeson simply wasn't a good villain. He was too solemn, too little over-the-top for that. And he didn't even have a costume. Cilian Murphy's Scarecrow would've been a much better main villain, but he was given precious little screen time. In fact, I think the film wouldn't have needed a villain at all. The whole "Gotham is in danger, can Batman save it?" latter part of the film felt too short, lame, and kinda tacked on, when the main focus was on Batman's origin story anyway. Ideally, the film should've presented only the origin story, so that it would've ended when we see Batman in costume for the first time. But I guess the big showdown at the end was necessary for commercial viability.

Summa summarum: Batman Begins was an interesting enough reintroduction to the character of Batman, hopefully the sequels can offer us better villains and less dodgy politics.

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), 2. elokuuta 2005 19:12 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

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Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

i thought Batman Returns was boring, apart from Michelle Pfeiffer saying 'Miaow'. 90s minutes of that etc.

blueski, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

btw re Burton-as-sweetie, Mars Attacks! is one of the most misanthropic films to ever come out of Hollywood. I love it so.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

First of all, let me state that I do not hate fun.

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

batman returns is pretty campy to me.

akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

It is, but in a "dark" way rather than candy-coloured, like Batman Forever.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

but some candy is dark coloured uh

blueski, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

Batman Returns definitely holds its own. Every time I see it, I thoroughly enjoy it (and I do think it wears camp firmly on its sleeve; Tuomas, you don't seem to think anything can be campy without being dayglo).

Is Corpse Bride worth seeing?

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

^^Worth it but it won't be like, groundbreaking.
I think Planet will be remembered but mostly because of the scarring potential for monkey/human sex in such a PG-ish film. But I did still like the film.
Also I agree with Shakey Mo, we do not need to descend into Batman quibbles all the time, can we just say I like 'Batman (insert) why? fuck you thats why?' and go about our business? This isn't a thread solely about the Batman franchise.
Could someone point out the Burtonesque qualities of Planet of the Apes, or is "unapologetic blockbustery shittiness" a reoccurring motif in his ouevre? (Do not say it was Ape Lincoln.)
There were some elements of 'classic Burton' in the style themes of the movie but to be honest he may have thought a story about apes that can speak (ENGLISH no less) was weird enough for him to get away with using as little 'Burtonesque' qualities and making some extra moolah while still maintaining his credibility as being a bit of a nutter. I think he was blatantly phoneing it in on this flick.
I voted Beetlejuice...am having regrets...couldn't decide between Mars Attacks! and Edward Scissorhands.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

xp It's aight...sweet and funny enough but not great - none of the songs are half as good as the ones from TNBC or even from the Charlie remake.

Roz, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

why the hell does batman need to be candy-colored??! batman is a scientist, not ethel merman in gypsy!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 July 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

lolz

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

xp: I know!
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050609/173541__tv_l.jpg
Then my friend said; 'Holy overweight strippers batman'
FAIL.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

batman is a scientist, not ethel merman in gypsy!

here's hoping for that long-awaited Newsies nod

David R., Friday, 11 July 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

I think Ed Wood almost lives up to its ludicrously high reputation, and Pee-Wee is fun, but Beetlejuice all the way.

Eric H., Friday, 11 July 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg

Batman
(Speaking) Finish? We're just beginning and there's no one to stop at this time!
I had a dream, a dream about you, baby.
It's gonna come true, baby.
They think that we're through, but baby,

You'll be swell! You'll be great!
Gonna have the whole world on the plate!
Starting here, starting now,
honey, everything's coming up roses!

Clear the decks! Clear the tracks!
You've got nothing to do but relax.
Blow a kiss. Take a bow.
Honey, everything's coming up roses!

Now's your inning. Stand the world on it's ear!
Set it spinning! That'll be just the beginning!
Curtain up! Light the lights!
You got nothing to hit but the heights!
You'll be swell. You'll be great.
I can tell. Just you wait.
That lucky star I talk about is due!
Honey, everything's coming up roses for me and for you!

You can do it, all you need is a hand.
We can do it, Mama is gonna see to it!
Curtain up! Light the lights!
We got nothing to hit but the heights!
I can tell, wait and see.
There's the bell! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through!
Honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils!
Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus!
Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops!
Everything's coming up roses for me and for you!

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

the scarring potential for monkey/human sex in such a PG-ish film

really? wow, i do not remember a single thing about that movie.

Jordan, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

lucky fucking bitch

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

best line in his oeuvre is Sylvia Sidney's: "hahaha, they blew up Congress!"

there was a Broadway Superman musical in the '60s.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

Is Corpse Bride worth seeing?

nope.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

Dan wants to have sex with a monkey?

Alba, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

xp: yes.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=27130325064

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

thank god for "xp", there was almost an unnecessary fight up in here

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_8892~Planet-of-the-Apes-Posters.jpg
EW. At least in the remake Marky Mark was clothed.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

Ed Wood

latebloomer, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

Nightmare Before Christmas is well overrated.

chap, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ for realz - its good (and a lot of the best parts of it I think should be credited to Selick and not Burton) but it definitely overstays its welcome and misses some notes (ie totally unnecessary and unconvincing love subplot)

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

Isn't Nightmare only 70 minutes long????

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

this is shakey's welcome were talking here

goole, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

i haven't seen half of these, but i'm voting for pee-wee anyway.

strgn, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

Pee-Wee one is far and away the funniest and probably the most fun... Ed Wood is great and still his best, but probably because it splits the difference between maudlin/sappy Burton and goofiness.

Pee-Wee has a bunch of my favorite production fuckups in it though, the "effects" in that are super homemade. I remember how in the nighttime road shots with the signs going by, the traintrack for pulling the signs towards the camera to create the illusion of motion is clearly in-frame.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

ie, GOOD EFFECTS.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

exactly

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

effects in Pee Wee much more enjoyable than all that eyeball melting crap in C&C Shit Factory

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

best to worst

1985 Pee-wee's Big Adventure
1990 Edward Scissorhands
1992 Batman Returns
1988 Beetlejuice
1999 Sleepy Hollow (looks great but wtf is up with the plot)
1993 The Nightmare Before Christmas
1994 Ed Wood
2007 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
1996 Mars Attacks!
1984 Frankenweenie

big drop here

1989 Batman
2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2005 Corpse Bride (terrible songs sink it)
2001 Planet of the Apes

Unseen by me
1982 Vincent
2003 Big Fish

abanana, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

sleepy hollow would have been really awesome if it didn't have that bullshit script and if johnny depp didn't ham it up poorly

omar little, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

the first batman was ok when i was 12 but i dunno anymore, it's such a mess and really poorly constructed. the only thing i remember now with any clarity is jack nicholson dancing to prince.

omar little, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

yeah 'sleepy hollow' seems really excited to get into that three way reason vs religion vs lady witchy stuff fite but it's pretty dim and clunky. i'm a sucker for that kind of 'debates in western culture' stuff in movies (cf master and commander and lol the nolan batman) but that was just no good

goole, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

the only thing i remember now with any clarity is jack nicholson dancing to prince.

the entire movie is basically that, so it makes sense that this is all you remember.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 July 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

Prince Batman sdtk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Burton Batman movie

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

y'all sleepin' on Arli$$ dood in first Batman

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

Ed Wood is his only great movie.

Alex in SF, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

tru, schef

omar little, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

C&C Shit Factory

dun dun dun dun EVERYBODY SHIT NOW

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

Lots of great films, a few iffy ones and a couple of clunkers. Ed Wood is far and away my favourite. I kind of wish he'd got better singers to do Sweeney Todd but maybe I'm wrong.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

Don't care what any of you fuX0rs have to say, Big Fish is one of my favorite movies of the last 10 years.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

I bet it was Tim Russert's too

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe, who knows. ;)

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

(ie totally unnecessary and unconvincing love subplot)

This is totally the sweetest thing in the whole movie!

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

sweet /= good

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

unless Dianne Wiest's involved.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

Sweet is good, in animation especially. Plus Skellington would be kinda boring without Sally, it's not like the romance subplot is tacked on or anything when it takes like 1/4 of the movie.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

its unconvincing cuz for the first 75% of the movie he never even notices or acknowledges her and then at the end is all "oh yeah, you! I love you!"

Lame.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

I really wanted to say Pee Wee but I'm giving it to Beetlejuice.

It's so sad how much potential Burton has... and he let's the studios squander it almost every time.

He should just start art directing other people's films...

Nate Carson, Saturday, 12 July 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

i think scissorhands is sort of the purest tim burton movie. whoever said softie-with-goth-window-dressing was mostly otm, except that that sort of overlooks how swoony-romantic the whole goth thing is to start with. ed wood is more defensible on artistic grounds or whatever, and i like it a lot. but it's also a little self-consciously arty, where edward scissorhands isn't self-conscious at all. also, i think batman returns is the best batman movie anyone's made, by a large margin. (which isn't saying much, since almost all the rest of them are terrible.) still haven't seen sweeney todd.

tipsy mothra, Saturday, 12 July 2008 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

the first batman was ok when i was 12 but i dunno anymore, it's such a mess and really poorly constructed

otm. it's a great-looking movie, there's some memorable lines, a few funny scenes with jack hamming it up and keaton's fairly convincing, but the script is just bad.

latebloomer, Saturday, 12 July 2008 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

i don't get the cult of batman returns. i guess a movie with penguins carrying rockets on their backs can't be all bad, but still.

latebloomer, Saturday, 12 July 2008 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

I'm the only SOB who embraces the Mars Attacks vision of a world populated only by teens, bimbos, old ladies and Tom Jones?

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 12 July 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

loved Ed Wood and Big Fish, voted for the latter, it being the underdog. :) even a Pearl Jam song worked there.

Ludo, Saturday, 12 July 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

i don't get the cult of batman returns. i guess a movie with penguins carrying rockets on their backs can't be all bad, but still.

for me it's the only one that's really stylistically and narratively coherent. it feels like it takes place in a consistently imagined world (as opposed to the first one and also batman begins, where i think gotham city seems like a theme park), and the tone is the most successful balance of mordant jokiness.

plus...

http://images.wikia.com/openserving/entertainment/images/thumb/7/79/MichellePfeifferCatwoman.jpg/350px-MichellePfeifferCatwoman.jpg

tipsy mothra, Saturday, 12 July 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

I voted for Ed Wood.

Also in contention: Pee Wee, Beetlejuice

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 July 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

torn between Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 13 July 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ yep. points for pee wee and i need to see ed wood again

will, Sunday, 13 July 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

Beetlejuice, but only by a nose because it was the first Burton film I ever saw. Closely followed by Ed Wood, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pee Wee, Mars Attacks and Sweeney Todd.

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 13 July 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

Ed Wood is great, one of my favorite movies, but I voted Pee Wee.

kenan, Sunday, 13 July 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

I guess because Pee Wee has a kind of renegade filmmaking feel to it, kind of a no-budget recklessness. And it's deeply odd. And funny as heckfire.

kenan, Sunday, 13 July 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

I have disliked this guy for many years, but am nearly convinced to give Sweeney Todd a try. Sondheim, ya dig?

Oilyrags, Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

I fell asleep.

kenan, Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

same answer as kenan. i like ed wood an awful lot and batman returns is perversely awesome (if not necessarily v. good) but pee-wee is the only one i couldn't do without.

J.D., Sunday, 13 July 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

i love pee-wee and burton was the perfect guy to do it, but i think it's shortchanging paul reubens a little to call it a "tim burton movie." i think of beetlejuice as the first real tim burton movie.

tipsy mothra, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

pee-wee was co-written by phil hartman!!

J.D., Tuesday, 15 July 2008 05:57 (seventeen years ago)

Well sure, he's Cap'n Carl!

kenan, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 07:38 (seventeen years ago)

He's in it, too, for like three seconds.

kenan, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 07:38 (seventeen years ago)

"Ed Wood" for me, but I still think Depp almost ruins it. I think he's the most overrated underrated actor ever. He plays it way broad in "Ed Wood," but the great script saves it.

I kind of wish one of the Larry Karaszewski/Scott Alexander movies had taken off and been a hit; I love the offbeat biopic subgenre. They had about 25 different ones in various stages of development for a moment there.

Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, biopics are way better when their subject is someone the general public doesn't have much knowledge of. They also tend to be better when they're really quite heavily fictionalised, like EW is.

chap, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 14:03 (seventeen years ago)

or like all the old Hollywood ones?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

or like all the old Hollywood ones?

Otherwise, they're documentaries, kidz.

Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, like the one where Cary Grant played Cole Porter as straight.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

I went as Lydia Deetz for Halloween one year. lol high schoole gothics

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

btw when will this be made into a Batmovie?

http://brainiedeal.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/batman.jpg

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

man 70s DC comics were so great

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

I like that Ringo equiv s hungover and in some ill-fitting track jacket.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

Also that there's an UNMARKED GRAVE right there.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

I thought I would've gone for Mars Attacks!. But I saw it again recently and the nihilism turned me off (not 100% certain why either - maybe because the nihilism felt privileged or uncommitted?). So I'm giving up to my man Pee-wee and even there it's just to say that I think Big Top Pee-wee is underrated (I was cackling within two minutes at that Lincoln bit...megatons of lolz to be had there).

In general, Nate OTM here:

It's so sad how much potential Burton has... and he let's the studios squander it almost every time.

He should just start art directing other people's films...

P.S. I had absolutely no clue that Burton did the Apes remake until this very second.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

Nightmare was my pick, narrowly beating Ed Wood and Beetlejuice. Ed Wood being his last decent movie.

DavidM, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Justice.

Alba, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

What happened to the Batman Returns lobby?

Alba, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

as part of that lobby, my opinion is that Batman Returns is the better of his Batman films (and one of the better Hollywood superhero films in general) but it is nowhere near the top three as polled here.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

no wait Beetlejuice is pretty lame - Edward Scissorhands should be no. 3

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

next for him, Alice in Wonderland:

http://www.cinematical.com/2008/07/24/tim-burton-casts-alice/

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

sounds fucking horrible

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

the '30s version isn't bad, esp WC Fields as Humpty Dumpty

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

"Ed Wood" for me, but I still think Depp almost ruins it.

Painfully OTM

Tom D., Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

Wow, so close to an upset I could really endorse.

Eric H., Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

It really really really bugs me that he just can't deal with original material - almost everything he does is a shitty remake done in "the Tim Burton style". so boring.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

like I don't even need to see this Alice in Wonderland (or C&C Shit Factory, or Planet of the Chimpwives, or Sweeney Todd) because I can already picture exactly what it will look and sound like.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

Oh good, the world needs another goth Alice in Wonderland.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

there are so many versions already (and none of them really hit it out of the park - altho each has their moments I guess)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Nothing can compare to the wonder that is American McGee's Alice.

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

This is the only film version you need

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

xpost lol Dan I was specifically thinking of that load of old bollocks when I said another goth Alice.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1185027/article_images/sammydavisjr.asthecaterpillar.jpg

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

^^^Sammy Davis Jr

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

That is the only Alice in Wonderland you need. The one with Carol Channing.

Eric H., Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DrjIVhIeGnw

Eric H., Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

She was FUCKING DEMENTED in that. That whole psycho song about jam... yikes.

XPOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

I think there was an X-rated musical one in the '70s.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

I have seen it - its pretty softcore, fun for what it is

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

I like Carol Channing fine but for fuck's sake that Alice is HORRIBLE.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

The girl I mean, haven't seen the film.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

I remember there were NYC RADIO ads for the porn musical back then! Imagine that happening under our New Puritanism...

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I don't remember this poll happening, but I'm pleased ILX chose the correct winner.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Would've had Scissorhands higher, it's certainly better than Batman and Mars Attacks.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

was just thinking that, looking again.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

Never seen Ed Wood. I think I would have had to vote Scissorhands. I have a real soft spot for that movie.

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

earning myself 22 sb's, but i dunno would i have it in his top 3. depp is very very good in it though.

sleepy hollow his most complete effort imo

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

Listen to your internet peers and watch Ed Wood.

xpost

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

I'd say EW and ES are his most emotionally engaged films by far.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

I also love Beetlejuice which I've seen at least 20 times. I feel like it was always on TV when I was a kid.

ps - this was a friend's Halloween costume last year:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs031.snc4/33905_1557193062224_1607181715_1322990_1484390_n.jpg

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

sorry to ruin ur internet peers line chap :(

yeah, i'd agree with you on 'emotionally engaged' but for me personally that's an area where he tends to go a little over the top if not reined in sometimes, so the bit of edge that SH retained keeps me happy

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

9 is a pretty good Burton film

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)

he didn't do anything with that but produce it. also, I think you are the only person who ever saw it.

akm, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

i saw it and it's brilliant

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

but yeah, not a 'burton' movie.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, I got it for xmas and saw Burton written on the cover. I couldn't remember if he had wrote it or not.

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

Oh shit yeah, 9 was awesome, although it ended on a corny note.

kkvgz, Monday, 27 December 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

sleepy hollow.

i really like edward, batman 1/2 and mars attack

moullet, Monday, 27 December 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

my mom took me to see Ed Wood when it came out. i was 9 years old and was very excited since it was rated R. i loved it.

ive never thought of myself as a tim Burton fan but thinking back on it, it's funny how many of his movies ive seen and loved (especially when I was a kid) - loved Nightmare & Beetlejuice, saw Batman Returns when it came out too, was 7 years old, loved it, Pfeifer in patent leather likely a formative influence on my burgeoning sexuality, probably the second best live action Batmovie... the first batman is horrible (love how he turned bats into a literal serial murderer though)

mars attacks was prob where it all started to fall apart... loved it at the time (& havent seen it since) but all the seeds for the 'wacky' Alice in Wonderland were sown there... Sleepy Hollow had amazing set design and a spooky Chris Walken but not much else going for it... Planet of the Apes was str8 up horrible aside from some great costuming and makeup, i skipped everything else by him this decade until a date dragged me to Alice... im sure i'll never intentionally see one of this guy's movies again... i promise you his Dark Shadows movie will be agonizing, someone needs to euthanize Johnny Depp

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

i do sorta wish his nic cage superman movie happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvhMejIcD9o

http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/superman-lives-concept-art-3.jpg

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

jesus that picture at the bottom is just horrifying

akm, Monday, 27 December 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

ikr, it looks like a final happy snap before some drunk cannibalism.

complimentary browse of the Daily Mail (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

I thought his movies were lame and bad and boring when I saw them as a kid for some reason but then again I loved the mortal kombat movie and shit as a kid
but I saw ed wood and uh some other movie he did I forget oh it was beetlejuice recently and both were pretty awesome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

I think I saw mortal kombat 3 on tv a year ago when I was drunk at like 3 am or something I watched the whole thing it was like one long expensive episode of the power rangers holy shit what do we all do with our lives

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

now the song is stuck in my head

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

Was thinking about this this afternoon. My top three would be Bettlejuice, Scissorhands, and Nightmare b4 Christmas which I try to watch every year but now I feel like I really need to see Ed Wood.

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

Actually pretty surprised at the lack of love before Nightmare. It's really good!

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

wow - I just reread that. Lack of love "for" "Nightmare Before" obv. I just woke up and apparently can't type while still 1/2 asleep.

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

I've always found Nightmare Before a tad overrated, mainly because of goth girls at my sixth form going on about it endlessly.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but we are approaching an age where the Nightmare Before fad is ending
popularity aside, the night mare has amazing artwork/detail/yada yada, it should have got more points

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

jesus that picture at the bottom is just horrifying

Coppola looks like an extra from the Walking Dead in that picture.

THX THO... (Nicole), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

You guys know about the unmade Beetlejuice sequel set in Hawaii, right?

舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)


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