this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

03:53 am

nothing happening yet because it is the middle of the night beforehand

04:07 am

we may be massively overestimating the comic potential of all this

repost from (\:-| face emoticon

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/740/ljyn8.jpg

i am not massively overestimating the comic potential of it.

04:12 am

entire enterprise doomed by estela negation

now i should use the sheesh defence and claim i meant it in a good way.

ah the sheesh gambit

cunning

05:01 am

for now, sleep. who knows what the day will bring

this thread so exciting

what will tomorrow bring

i propose that louis shows up to the party unannounced wearing his dress and lipstick

will ye have some drugs lads

12:22 pm

hello world. the eagle has flown! now there is only waiting

http://www.beastiemania.com/qa/images/FFYRTP/Ffyrtp01.jpg

KICK IT

I could so gatecrash this.

If I wasn't off to the doctor this afternoon about MY HERNIA I'd definitely gatecrash.

http://www.theballadeers.com/images/IR/IR_AC_54_Party_Album_500.jpg

God, I hate students so much.

12:37 pm

just to fill in the blanks, this is a "free house" garden party called by my youngest brother (16) to mark my oblivious parents' 2-day seaside vacation. socially insecure, i fear he's doing it to prove himself, and that he may be getting a little more than he bargained for

Are you going to be present? Will you be turning away people at the door? Wouldn't tomorrow, when the kids get their GCSE results, be a better day for a party?

Has he put an open invite on MySpace? I hear that's what all the cool kids are doing these days. You should suggest it to him.

what does "free house" mean? don't forget your antipodean viewers.

Ohhh! I'm the party starter
You might have a good time but we party harder
So, tell the DJ to play my song
And we can dance all night to the early mornin

Dance, an afrodesiac
Women gyratin, simulatin sensual acts
to stimulatin musical tracks
I thought I was just gon' come out at night and get a brew and relax
but nooo! Uh-uh, when you the party starter
It's like, you on call, you what the doctor ordered
It's like you gotta block the border to the door and
shock 'em when it's borin - get on the floorrrr!
Uhh, it's the groovicide bomber
Mic in my vest tight, strapped to my chest like
I'm a run up in the party holla'n
Be like, ohhh! Fulfillin my callin
Big, Will, that's my name
Writin, rhymes, that's my game
Ask me again and I'll tell you the same
Look, just write your # right next to your name girl

There are still some gaps in the scene setting. How much booze is there in the kitchen? What is the most breakable and/or valuable object in your front room? Is your brother hoping to get poppagey with anyone in particular?

12:44 pm

OK, important newsflash: I just had a word with him and it turns out that yes, they're meant to be coming today, BUT he might well call the whole thing off because his two older siblings have strongly suggested it's a bad idea.

Remains to be seen whether people turn up regardless, but this looks like it might be a washout. Sorry, ILX. Maybe spend this thread speculating on what might have happened?

oh god ...

I would suggest to him that at least one of his older siblings has only learnt through making mistakes and it will be character building for him.

Yes.

Also, we want pictures. And hen fap.

Before & after pictures, just to clarify.

http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/wasteland.jpg

xposts

saturday, 0800

louis and siblings released from custody. constable mcbastard aggrieved that he could only remove half his truncheon from louis's anus. emergency services express "surprise" that there is no trace left at all of louis's house or indeed street. several neighbours still wandering naked, blank-eyed and scorched, through the acrid chemical smoke.

etc.

Tried to find that ancient Yellow Pages advery with the party wreckage and the french polish dude fixing the table and the moustache / glasses combo marker-penned on the painting on Youtube BUT TO NO AVAIL.

I would suggest to him that at least one of his older siblings has only learnt through making mistakes and it will be character building for him.

vroom the dyson while you make your exhortations.

(matt: i'm assuming that's "before", yeh?)

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/eatmecj8.gif

Sarfahlh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcR6AQEbEdY

Awesome! "It's just possible you could save my life". I searched "yellow pages french polish" and didn't get it on the first page, rubbish.

The central fallacy of that advert is that the random dude and hot girl would stick around to clear up as opposed to going for breakfast/going to the pub/getting the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.

Incidentally I still knew every word of that advert despite not actually having any sound on my computer. Was it on TV for like 10 years or something?

It's beautiful, isn't it? I like how the girl says NOTHING at all.

But is full-on going to answer the phone!

Wait is the ginger kid Max Branning from Eastenders?

Hmmm, you might be onto something there.

louis, i am v disappointed in you

Wait is the ginger kid Max Branning from Eastenders?

It is indeed!

you realize he is now doomed to be the kid who wasn't cool enough/was scared of his brother and backed out of having a party, right? bc that might be worse than "socially insecure".

TBH it was more the middle brother who put him straight. He's not scared of me. In fact, he's pretty conscientious himself, and he was probably having his own doubts, considering that neither me nor middle bro actually told him straight-up "don't do it".

It was more of a gathering than a party, altho I don't know where to draw the distinction.

the middle brother:

http://www.kutha.com/weirdscience/pictures/images/snow.jpg

louis and other brother:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d84/missmeganp/WeirdScience28.jpg

hahaha

i am the middle of 3 girls and i like to think of myself as the hardman, too. but really, i wld let my sis have a party. in fact, i have.

3 girls and one shtup

the middle brother (Frankie) is definitely the hardman in ours too, and his influence held firm. next time, maybe. i'll curate a classic thread one day.

what about your fake brother who posted to ilm?

wait, "Frankie" J-go? For serious? oh man, you have the best named-family ever.

He's the (very real) Frankie. And he's currently (17:55 pm) singing very badly in the bathroom. Pipe down, FJ.

i know!
xpost

last time my brother did this i had to have a conversation with the cops on my porch at 3 a.m.

i was "the baby" in the family, the youngest of three brothers. so naturally, i'm a total fuckwad

i'm the middle child but have two sisters so there's no hardmanning necessary. but hell, who doesn't like a party?

18:07 pm

Turns out that J4gger III pulled out of the party primarily because he had a WOW raid scheduled for today. Pathetic.

If there's something we've learnt today, though, it's that you don't need other people to have a great party! You just need your own family, and your own family's love.

Now we gotta split the Domino's. This is fkn war.

the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.

not my idea; Frankie calls the shots in this house now

i feel a little nauseous

Double 6's taste of chicken

i mean why regular toppings like bacon chicken and bbq sauce when it could have been oysters, camembert and pate de foie gras

this thread broke promises

dominos disgusting, there isn't even v much cheese on a dominos pizza

the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.

Yeah, jeezus christ, i initially parsed louis' reference to "dominos" as in, the tile game beloved by Cuban immigrants

and now i find out that people in the u.k. eat that ersatz pizza???!!

oh, for the love of "frankie"...

c'mon it's probably better than death by boiling or pizza hut

pizza hut even worse...

not just Dominos, british dominos

what this failed party thread needed was a debate between british and americans that also involved pizza

lol

did you tip the delivery guy?

hahaha

I would like to hear the Anglo-italian response to all this.

FJ says: "Thirty fuckin' p, mate"

and now he is going out

is that a lot? i do not understand all this bobs and shillings and pences.

oh, he's such A BAD BOY!

lOVE HIM

LOVE THIS WILD-STYLE FRANKIE

No, it's about 60 cents. He's frugal. "Business, not game", and who am I to doubt him?

5,000 unused condoms lying on a table :-(

fwiw British Dominos significantly better than US. not that that's saying much, but it's true.

Pizza Hut is nasty fucking crap wherever you go, tho.

yeah, it's the culinary equivalent of 5000 unused condoms lying on a table.

but wherever you buy it, Dominos money goes to fire-bombing abortion clinics , so way to go J4gger bros.

this day has gone worse than I could have feared

(xpost) what is the culinary equivalent of 5000 used condoms lying on a table?

touche

salmon calzone

wtf is a WOW thingamabob?

http://epicslut.ytmnd.com/

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

And Oh.

well that was.... troubling.

but wherever you buy it, Dominos money goes to fire-bombing abortion clinics

Since Monaghan sold his share in the company 10 years ago and doesn't receive a penny from the company, this hasn't actually been true for a decade now.

I would like to hear the Anglo-italian response to all this.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:45 (Yesterday) Link

I learned to differentiate between "American Pizza" and "actual proper pizza" at a young age, so shit doesn't bother me. Although if we're going for the former, PJ's over Dominos every time.

For the latter, if Jagger Bros live in an area of London covered by Lupa (http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/index2.html), he shoulda hit them up. They do proper stone oven shit, nice use of rosemary.

http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/images/new2_10.jpg

weeeeeird

Cue invitable shitstorm about how rosemary doen't belong on a pizza, followed by subsequent shitstorm about how people had to google rosemary to find out what it was because EVERYBODY calls it pillaniche.

Then tipping.

http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/images/new2_10.jpg

If they're reading at that age, they're never gonna become a pro athlete, may as well chub them up.

I learned to differentiate between "American Pizza" and "actual proper pizza" at a young age, so shit doesn't bother me.

Yeah srsly Louis wtf were you doing ordering Domino's when Zero Degrees is just up the road?

On the other hand:

Mango Tandoori Chicken (N)
Grilled tandoori chicken, mango, onions, roasted mixed peppers on a spicy curry sauce. Topped with fresh coriander. £8.50

Fuck me I bet this is an abomination.

FUSION CUISINE

Although why anyone would order the pizza off that menu when they have KILO POTS of moules mariniere, I don't know.

We should try and guess the Jagger Bros' Dominos order.

I'm guessing:

Large Mighty Meaty
Medium Hot & Spicy
Garlic mushrooms
Two bottles of Fanta

This thread, how the mighty have fallen.

does not deliver to sw19 ;(

Although why anyone would order the pizza off that menu when they have KILO POTS of moules mariniere, I don't know.

If you're talking about the same menu I am, the Thermidor one is nigh-on unfuckable with.

Firezza pwns Lupa

Thread needs taste test

http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/images/new2_14.jpg

weird use of "scheme". make it sounds really shady. is this common?

yeah it is common, i think the US equivalent would be 'program'

right

"slobberknocker" or "hoedown" also acceptable

duly noted

man, i used to get compared to that yellow paged dude with the curtains haircut all the time - most distressing, since he's really not attractive at all...

Do you have monobrow?

louis how long till your parents get back

I suspect, in 1990-wheneveritwas, I may have done! Happy days...

I think they get back tomorrow morning.

Could liveblog my brother's GCSE results; they're pretty good. But instead, more pizza refutation. My two siblings are a) extremely lazy, and b) had the food money. Hence Domino's.

Our order was simply two large meat feasts, one with pizza sauce and one with BBQ, and nine pots of garlic sauce.

Would smash Lupa but I'm Saarf Landan aren't I, may try and drag kin to Zero Degrees today. If my middle brother even returns from his overnight "excursion". He has a history of doing bizarre things like going to Manchester without telling anyone.

And Dom, we drink water, milk and fruit juice, none of this Fanta stuff!

Louis, Frankie and what's the youngest called? Will be v. disappointed if it's not something like Freddy or Toby.

He's called Alex1s. And I just booked him a GCSE 'grats dinner at Zero Degrees. Stuff that Dominos.

(Joint) top of the country at English Lit, he was, at a decent comprehensive AND in a subject he's not doing at A-level.

thin-crust swan and peasant skull pizza for the Jagger family tonight huh

thin-crust swan and peasant skull pizzacalzone for the Jagger family tonight huh

-- MPx4A, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:51 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Alexis is a bit nouveau riche. Was really hoping so something a bit more Westminster : (

Congratulations to him!

Not to be a downer on the kids, but isn't joint top these days not what it once was, in the sense that he presumably got full marks, like maybe 5% of candidates?

NB: top 5% (or whatever) is still radical.

thin-crust swan and peasant skull pizzacalzone for the Jagger family tonight huh

-- MPx4A, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:51 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Jagger all getting into a Ken Shamrock style fugue at the sight of the underclasses

He's the only one at his school to get full marks in English Lit, but for all I know quite a few people achieve the same. I'll check the stats.

He's actually far more a scientist than me. I'll update you on his academic progress; he's a bit lazy but hopefully his results (2 A*, 7 A, 1 C in "Fine Art" lolz) will spur him onto a more hardworking mindset.

F3rg, you're forgetting the pate de chav gras side-order

full marks in english lit is probably nothing to be sniffed at. they give out full marks in maths like candy though. i got them for a start, and I was an idiot when I was 16.

lol C in fine art. that was my nemesis too, got a B (which was an improvement over the F I got in the mock). didn't take that subject entirely seriously.

There's a Fine Art GCSE now? In my day there was just Art, and it was a fucking piece of piss to get an A. Technology was the subject which was everyone's bugbear, and which everyone got a rubbish mark in (I got my only sub-B mark in it, a D).

Hmm. Well, his other A* was in Religious Studies, which he's also not taking for A-level. His A-levels, in fact, are Geography, History, Biology and Maths, which leaves his options for afterwards pretty open.

My other brother got a D in Art, at Westminster too. We are not the greatest set of draughtsmen you've ever seen, possibly!

Electronics is the only exam I've run out of. That was the year before GCSEs and I was able to drop it, thank heavens.

They give out the % these days? Back in my day you just got your grade and that was it, none of this luxurious percentages and telling you what position you came in. No A stars either, new fangled rubbish.

I got a B in Technology though.

"fine art" may actually have been "art" in my day too, not sure. going back a while here.

xp: most exams are modular now and you get individual scores so you can see your progress.

that Lupa place doesn't deliver ANYWHERE. I'm W9 ffs.

And didn't one of the royals get A levels in Fine Art AND Art History? No wonder the grades are going up. DO PROPER SUBJECTS.

FJ really is the sensible one.

Electronics is the only exam I've run out of.

Is electronics really that scary? I knew someone whose elder brother wet themselves in a Geography exam.

was this someone's initials "FJ" by any chance?

More likely "HA" except he doesn't have a brother.

awesome thread

FRANKIE!!!!!!!

MIDDLE CHILDREN UNITE

the hardmen of the family

haha, high five @ tehresa

and yeah, i am a hardman. on the internet. :(

LOL

i am a middle child

ROXORZ, MANDEE

welcome frankie!

Thread has taken a weird turn

Well it's been a failure by any realistic stretch of the imagination, so any twists are probably welcome.

Minus points to Dom for linking to a probably-nice but suspiciously-Innocent-Smoothie-aesthetic'd and out-of-range N.London pizza parlour

Will there be pizza leftovers for breakfast?

i feel like the appetites of three strapping young jagger boys may prevent this.

strapping young jagger boys

don't tar the others with l0uis' brush, the resultant photos would be alarming

dude you have invoked something powerful and horrendous

oh dear.

On the other hand:

Mango Tandoori Chicken (N)
Grilled tandoori chicken, mango, onions, roasted mixed peppers on a spicy curry sauce. Topped with fresh coriander. £8.50

Fuck me I bet this is an abomination.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 August 2008 10:48 (1 year ago) Bookmark

yes, yes it is

strongly recommended to me by a barmaid who was all 'it combines my two favourite things, pizza and curry! it's great!' and then seconded by a friend's gf who ate one in my presence and assented to aforesaid praise.

oh my god.

wait are you telling us that that is actually a ... pizza?

whatever happened to Frankie

would eat that pizza

There are actually a few places in San Francisco that make indian pizza ... I am not a fan.

and yeah, i am a hardman. on the internet. :(

― Frankie, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:02 (1 year ago) Bookmark

this is one of the best posts ever <3 bro

erm he basically got really scarily thin and had a haircut and is shortly off to university where his life will be chaotic

that pizza wasn't inedible but it certainly wasn't the priceless bijou of culinary perfection i'd been led to believe it was. in fact it was *incredibly* un-pizza-like...that was what got me

yeah, the indian pizzas I've had are not pizza-like, but they are sufficiently non-indian-food-like to be this not-very-good thing. It's kinda like some movies that include a lot of things that I would like, but combined are unsastifying and actually annoying.

see LJ from what you have said on here about pizza before, i would assume that "incredibly un-pizza-like" would connote things like "made of basalt" or "stuffed with newspaper"

sarahel otm

jjjusten looooooool

i had indian SF pizza once, it ruled hardcore. i mean it took down my elephant hunger down hardcore. . . damn

there was no curry though--that's just wrong

sorry Mr Que but I'd rather eat totino's microwaveable pizza rolls than another of those indian pizzas.

well but that is because totinos pizza rolls are awesome as long as you think of them as not related to actual pizza

i like to think of them as standard size hot pockets and myself as a giant

totinos pizza rolls are actually my favorite thing to eat when drunk.

i can never wait for them to cool & burn my mouth.

every goddamn time.

seriously, same here.

PROTIP: giant strategy also awesome when eating broccoli, or should i say tiny trees.

pizza rolls as hot pockets will throw off the scale tho so do not combine in same meal lest you induce vertigo

what about pizza pockets

what about them?

they have no real application to my giant world view, so

maybe i could work them in as a tribute raised by the terrified villagers to sate my gigantic hunger tho

no i mean, what happens when you put on your pants and discover pizza in your pockets

what then Mr. man

ergo "pizza pockets"

you could be a benevolent giant who helps construct enormous public works projects, including a huge oven, and in symbiotic fashion, the villagers occasionally bake you a great pile of sausage and cheese in a rolled up sheet of flat bread.

i like your thinking here

que this is not the thread for ridiculous counterfactual ideas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargantua_and_Pantagruel

i have the house to myself for the next 4 days, would appreciate advice

- tell some of the cool kids in school
- get a keg
- make sure there are fragile/valuable objects throughout the house

am having a polite gathering tomorrow night but am worried it might be too polite

although I *am* cooking so it's liable to turn impolite at any point

http://www.e4.com/media/CC039A32-FC73-49A7-92F8-1BFAEDAF6088_extra.jpg

a very very loud band practice?

So where are the folks + brothers then?

xp to MDC hahahahahah

they've all gone to Bestival. well my brothers have, my folks are chillin' on the IOW

first family holiday for like 3 years tbf, of course I was having none of it

also yeah a BAND PRACTICE of course!!!!

Bring your own Dysons?

oh my god, EVERYONE....uni people, old secondary school people...is going to Bestival. Dressing up, having the freakin' time of their lives, drugs...

i don't think i'd enjoy bestival.

Bestival usually has good lineups but looks a bit orgafun what with the themed dressing up nights.

I am overdue going to a good festival actually....I would go to ATP if someone good was curating or if they had lots of dance music.

yeah i mean that shit can be cool in certain environments but it seems a bit contrived

plus i'm only going to a music festival ever if i know i'm with awesome people on my wavelength - would be quite alienating otherwise. although maybe quite peaceful, roaming tent to tent, soaking up the different ambiences.

It's a shame really, you could take an iphone and turn this thread into LJ liveblogging his first ecstacy experience.

yeah drop some acid and post away

oh my god, EVERYONE....uni people, old secondary school people...is going to Bestival. Dressing up, having the freakin' time of their lives, drugs...

― Davek (davek_00), Thursday, 9 September 2010 16:32 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i don't think i'd enjoy bestival.

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 9 September 2010 16:34 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

i don't know if lj is vmic or vmnic there

it never ceases to amaze me that anyone is prepared to take a chance on the english weather by going to a camping festival in SEPTEMBER

if i ever wake up in a tent it will be a sure sign that the apocalypse has happened, especially in SEPTEMBER

Offset is even later! I went to that last year, it was pretty good fun, although crucially I came home both nights

Tonight, of course, I'm going to the first Ultrasound gig in ten years. Bestival, kiss my ass.

lol

September is generally a good weather month in England.

(xpost wtf I know four people who are going to that Ultrasound gig. What is wrong with you all?)

that's just a radiographer conference u clown

jesus christ i've never heard of ultrasound but why the hell do i seem to know two separate people going to see them tonight, one of whom - not you lj - i really really expect to know better

tbh aug/sept >>>> june/july for odds of good weather, matt otm

one of whom - not you lj - i really really expect to know better

coooold

September is generally a good weather month in England.

did you see the rain last night

anyway i'm not sure there's any 'what should i do?' question that's ever been asked of anyone not on a liver transplant waitlist that can't be answered w/ WHISKY

xp not in england

*by* anyone xp

October's usually pretty sweet as well. July has become a freaking liability.

ooh nakh there's a thought

tbf there was insanely heavy rain in london about two hours ago iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAY6wRow1c

Who in their right mind thought that signing this lot and then ridiculously hyping them would be a good idea?

that's just a radiographer conference u clown

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 16:45 (2 minutes ago)

still giggling btw

today's weather has been wondrously schiz - bright sunshine + blue sky now

lex don't look at that youtube

No Lex you should look at it I want to see the bewilderment and spitting disgust.

NO month in this country is reliable weather-wise. THIS IS ENGLAND. you go abroad to festivals.

Who in their right mind thought that signing this lot and then ridiculously hyping them would be a good idea?

and who in their right mind thinks that going to spend an evening watching them THIRTEEN YEARS ON or however long it is, is a good idea?

i'm going to see giggs tonight.

i saw a picture of the lead singer on twitter. i have no intention of hearing anything that comes out of his mouth.

If you take into account their relative ponderousness then Giggs is to British rap what Ultrasound were to 90s indie.

hahahaha it's take no prisoners day!

I've had the ticket for 3 months. Stay Young is their big single, most of their music is way more complex and clusterfucked than that. They're big Cardiacs fans too! This is how I roll, sorry.

giggs isn't exactly a franz liszt in 1852 level draw himself, unless catatonically slow rappers from peckham are more highly regarded than they ought to be

ha xp

oh my god

oh my god

i clicked on the youtube link

i can't breathe i'm laughing so much

what the hell is that

what is he doing with his voice

that's actually avid merrion doing thom yorke, isn't it

*rips up ticket*

*it is an e-ticket, prints out ticket again*

are you going to do the poll or shall i?

go for it, include an option for 'radiography conference'

i should clarify that i'm not exactly super-stoked about giggs, his pr invited me and i feel i should check out just how crazy the kids go for him, for journalistic purposes

plus i've been ill and haven't left the house in 5 days so a bit stir-crazy

but i still can't get over JUST HOW DREADFUL ultrasound were. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL!

Poll options should be:

- Bestival
- Ultrasound reunion gig
- Giggs
- Radiography conference
- Franz Liszt in 1852
- Staying in and watching Peggy Mitchell die in a fire

Leaning towards the last option.

I was wondering what on earth was going on in this thread to pick up so many new answers to quickly, but I'm super glad I clicked on it.

Lex, you are wonderful. <3

lex has me guiltily laughing @ myself, gotta confess

my actual dilemma is tomorrow, fwd x rinse 16th bday @ fabric or optimo and prins thomas @ corsica. i don't even know if i'll be well enough to go raving ;_;

apparently r kelly's asked for glist for fwd x rinse...but it's at fabric. optimo/prins more likely to end in a bin (not sure if that's a plus or minus), but it's south of the river, ugh.

we were dropped on our heads as babies and now we like ultrasound, football and prawn pizza

lex fear not the south - we're a welcoming sort

we were dropped on our heads as babies and now we like ultrasound, football and prawn pizza

lex fear not the south - we're a welcoming sort

assuming the "we" is constant in those sentences, you make south londoners seem like village idiots.

...yeah.

Ekstravaganza is basically the best regular night in London and this one has Optimo + Prins plus Idjut Boys. Also Corsica is the best venue in London that isn't Plastic People.

would really like to go to that but i can't because i'll be at...bestival

that was the first (and last) time i've heard ultrasound and giggs pretty much wins by default

i don't think i can countenance doing a poll, i'd feel like whichever nervous wreck has to sell ppv rights for audley harrison vs nikolai valuev

ultrasound have a song called 'new direction' hurrrrr

idk i really didn't feel the prins thomas album. i know that has little bearing on what he'll play out. i don't think i've really liked an optimo mix for a while either. and fabric is easier to get home from if i flake early.

Reading this thread from the bottom up, I thought for one incredible moment that Lex had gone to one of the Ultrasound reunion gigs. If that had happened, Lex, I would have personally kidnapped Nicki Minaj and delivered her to your home to rap your life for you.

Prins as a DJ >>>>>>> Prins as a recording artist, though.

(xpost - there is still time)

ppl from north london affectatiously playing up their horror at going saaf vs ppl from south london nurturing strange transpontine resentments

i don't even know if i could take an hour (or, shudder, more) of...whatever that was that ultrasound were doing, no matter how many nicki minajes were waiting for me at the other end

i can dimly remember ultrasound as a name from the late 1990s, but there were all kinds of no-hope guitar bands getting money in the wake of britpop. like muse, whatever happened to them.

ok here's my favourite Ultrasound song, in case yr all gonna base it entirely on Matt's youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6tCA_k8ddY

this is pretty much the definition of futile but let it not be said that I did not try

btw I have no problem with people from N London - I embrace them and expect them to return the favour

[cruel zing redacted]

we're fine w/those who dwell south of the river, we just expect you to come into london to meet us

Embrace you say?

but I do! every time I meet anyone! this is the first gathering of my friends at mine for what seems like half my adult life

Corsica Studios isn't even *real* South London, it's Elephant and Bloody Castle - you can pretty much *walk* there from the river. (Though, actually, erm, don't. It's still patchy around the Elephant.)

damn i thought ultrasound were early 90s

yeah i wasn't suggesting lj back there, he's very much of the brzezinski school of transpontine realists, unlike those weird trolls who live under bermondsey railway arches singing southlands uber alles

Corsica Studios isn't even *real* South London, it's Elephant and Bloody Castle - you can pretty much *walk* there from the river. (Though, actually, erm, don't. It's still patchy around the Elephant.)

This. You might as well complain about visiting the royal festival hall or the NFT...

sir you wield your political sciences grounding like a child's diablo xp

gybe recording already eh

i used to complain about going anywhere south of liverpool st or west of old st when i lived in dalston! this is a slight improvement.

don't even know how I'm being zung there but if I were Moya I'd almost certainly be writing a 15-minute ode to North London expansionism right now

When I lived in NYC, my brother used to complain that he got The Bends if forced to go below 14th St (god help him if he had to go to a BOROUGH) ha ha ha. I always think about this when people won't go South of the river.

I mean, Elephant and Castle has a TUBE. It is hardly SARF if you know what I mean.

I mean, Elephant and Castle has a TUBE. It is hardly SARF if you know what I mean.

ah but wimbledon is definitely SARF and has three tube stations, tube is no guarantee of non-SARFness

although if yr south east yr fucked tubewise tbh

i worked in E&C for a while

sometimes walked from waterloo/london bridge

definitely south

the tube will sadly be no help to me at whatever 'tween 2-5am hour i decide to return home at

OK, if the neighbourhood has a TUBE which is not on the Northern or District Lines, it can't *really* be considered true SARF. (Let's haggle over Brixton.)

maybe I like being fucked tubewise - who wants to descend into the rumbling gut when you can coast up top?

context, posts taken therefrom

i'm just posting this so we don't get any of the terrible innuendi lj will claim not to have anticipated

alas that post was carefully-sculptured

also night buses: not scary, quite efficient

the funny thing is when i finally moved to north london everyone was like "you'll love how quick it is to get into town" but the west end etc take just as long to get to as a quick skip on the overground and then some tubeage

there is certainly a lot of tubeage available in the west end.

didn't see THAT coming

The South Bank Centre's in north London. It just happens to be south of the river. And of course it's well north of Fulham and Chelsea and all that twattery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAY6wRow1c

oh shit i knew the xx reminded me of someone

apparently r kelly's asked for glist for fwd x rinse...but it's at fabric.

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 9 September 2010 17:04 (2 hours ago)

lol this was a joke abt rinse being 16 y.o you plonker

haha

lol

hey so Ultrasound were rly good and one of their new songs nearly brought the house down

it's called 'Sovereign Heart'

that scans better than '20 shillings heart'.

(<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3) (<3)

what kind of socks or stryrofoam packing peanuts are you going to put in your pizza to celebrate such a good show?

your basalt post still makes me titter :D

i aim to please

also, round out the night by listening to SGM at earcrushing levels and all will be right w/the world

oh and that whiskey idea upthread, that is a good idea

when I do my big shopping-trip tomorrow, I may well purchase a small vial of something warming

also I will imagine how awesome a proper digital copy of SGM sounds like considering I only know them from youtube - especially that 13-minute track on ONH that I haven't heard yet

come into the hiskey thread and get some ideas imo

well it's nice to see the word 'jejune' vaingloriously bandied as if not only were whiskey the panacea for our age but the muse for our flightiest verbal excursions

i bleev he just drunkenly stuttered over a date tbh

and yeah good whiskey is up there with bananas (brown ones obv) and honey as panacea in this world's consumables

jesus bananas are shit

ymmv but they're not a panacea for anything

they're kinda mf tbh

bnns r ymmy nt ymmv

sbnn

hold up did you just describe bananas as 'kinda motherfuckers?'

xp stf

xtrmnt, w/ xtrm prj'

wow louis brother's party really sucks

yr ll sch klljys

gt th fck tt m hs

just had a mad trippy thought bout party music that only drowned out vowels.

it's annoying that lj squandered all the vowels on 'jejune' vaingloriously bandied as if not only were whiskey the panacea for our age but the muse for our flightiest verbal excursions.

Fuck whiskey, I want rum and coke floats.

feel like referring to estela as 'missouri' anymore, and only ppl itt will know why

I have a fairly full bottle of Raki in my desk. It's been fairly full for over two years now. I recently wrote a poem about its slow ingestion while considering its long-estranged purchaser.

how bad is raki?

raki horror

I get raki confused with sake (not Saki, though).

estela, I aim aortic anguish although Euboia or Ouroboros excursion ameliorates entrail indisposition

pretty harsh stuff, evidently

Raki is the sort of drink one can only stomach once every few months, and only imbibe sip by horripilating sip while contemplating lost love; any other context is best spent avoiding such potables

animal potable mineral

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Yeni_Raki.jpg

interesting

if I ever whiskey + ILX I will probably go on and on about how the night after this lady I fell for last week announced she had to go, I dreamt of asking my ex of 2 years ago back - how the subconscious loops and projects - I wouldn't even want her back, really; I've met someone much more attuned to my spirit since

but yeah if I drank whiskey and posted to the internet, that's how it'd go, possibly

raki is ouzo but rougher so as to make sure you really fucking treasure every droplet forced between reluctant mandibles

tekirdag ferrawak

got four bottles of whiskey open beside the bed but have refrained. otherwise missing vowels would have been the least of my linguistic foibles

FCK YR VWLS

'missouri'?

only tell me if i'd want to know.

voweless- stl

pronounced 'my sour eye' after a stray squeeze of your lemony repartee

mssr estela

so i think darraghmac is calling u a dude

only in an ungendered admirational incidental sense tbh

emissary estela

sent to australia to sort their goddamn heads out

wound up she was too much of a hard-case

(did I say this lady I met last week was kiwi? well, kiwi/basque. anyway I know 'hard-case' now and will use it forever)

this is the thread for louis to liveblog his mind's disassembly

<3

i have to do some urgent work, if i post again in the next hour please tell me to gtfo, there is no need to be flowery about it.

i too have some urgent work and it is my favourite sort of work and it involves lying motionless while the light is off

thank you for specifying motionless

spielberg katzenberg etc

geffen that's the lad sorry geffen

see LJ from what you have said on here about pizza before, i would assume that "incredibly un-pizza-like" would connote things like "made of basalt" or "stuffed with newspaper"

― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 19:59

this is a great post, every other redundant thing said about pizza on ilx is absolved by its existence

let's party yo!

So where's the party?

Mint.

boy you killed that one dead huh

can't believe I went to bed last night instead of drinking the huge amount of booze I had on my own and posting here...god, waste of a friday off.

don't think anyone itt was actually drinking, more's the pity

last night was thursday btw drunky

i meant cos i could stay in bed today obviously...jaysus

how conveeeenient

but i'm not buyingitsee

i'm going to apply for my foreign birth registration/ irish passport soon and then we can all be fellow countrymen, squabbling away.

can you play at right back?

no.

well i'm sure you're still welcome to ireland. but the search continues.

during the game i'll be in the parlour where a welcome's there for me.

nb can you boil bacon to a disgusting powdery pulp???

cured mealy failte

can't believe I went to bed last night instead of drinking the huge amount of booze I had on my own and posting here...god, waste of a friday off.

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:07 (45 minutes ago)

don't think anyone itt was actually drinking, more's the pity

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:29 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i don't think ilx needs the incentive of intoxication to stay up past its midweek bedtime typing shit about vowelless fruit and late 90s lamacq indie

no, i'd better study a recipe book before i show up. xp

xp or, indeed, lamarckian fundies

then we can all be fellow countrymen, squabbling boozing away.

i didn't know you were irish, tom a-d.

no, i'd better study a recipe book before i show up

the secret ingredient is years of unspoken feelings and emotions

yeah news to me tom.

can you play right back?

repressure cooker

seamus coleman looks like a pretty good right back btw

No, you lot of Irishers will be boozing away. Not a drop will pass my abstemious lips.

nakh are u seamus coleman?

i've seen that special ingredient in action many times, and the sour face that goes with it. xp

We're all Irish now. Except Louis.

xp - "special ingredient"!

i know local garda said "secret" but in my neck of the woods it's often blatant.

estela i was going to apply for an irish passport someday too, we can be fellow non-countrywomen

let's!!

i wish mine was already done, i hate forms. both of my sisters have theirs already, because of them i've got all the paperwork i need, and still i procrastinate.

I just thought "special ingredient" sounded cool out of context.

I tried that Irish passport scam once but failed due to a long-lost relative being rather selfishly born in rural Australia rather than Ireland, as sizzled up by various family members.

a foine arternoan ta ye

i think "special ingredient" sounds deeply regrettable on a thread l0u1s jagg3r will probably reappear on. xp

he was already there!

guess what I'm doing today

that's right, I am cooking for guests

every ingredient will be special

what are you cooking? please don't cook some horrible madcap shite, i don't want to have to read about it for the next 6 months

lol

seconded

have had gobi manchurian suggested, a cauliflower dish which will have my guests salivating

Some sort of low budget, ingredients from Morrisons, Heston Blumenthal outrage is in order

El Bulli for you!

just cook a curry or something louis, can't go wrong. go http://www.bbc.co.uk/food or here http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/recipe-search/search and keep searching till you find something fun...

I shall probably be using this website: http://www.cooks.com/

"... all bodily fluids shown are the ones which actually emerged at the time"

aha! here it is http://www.indianfoodforever.com/indo-chinese/gobhi-manchurian.html

better: http://appetiteforchina.com/recipes/gobi-manchurian-indian-chinese-cauliflower-fritter

anyway I have no idea what I'm making for the main course. might just capture a live animal and roast it over a bonfire

a bonfire made of furniture

and curtains

Could you cook and eat Ultrasound?

there's a cruel joke to be made about feeding a family for a month, and I just made it

:( sorry about your genealogy, kbp.

nakh are u seamus coleman?

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, September 10, 2010 10:13 AM (5 hours ago)

LJ take note he never answered this i think i've solved your latest obsession

right back atcha

during villa/everton they said he's known as 'seamus ramos', ilx display name cru not got shit on tim cahill and tony hibbert

Go to the Caribbean food thread and do the idiot-proof recipe I left there for curry chicken, LJ.

too late i am forcing vegetarianism on my friends

nonetheless I will probably do that curry chicken next time - or I could do it AS WELL as this? nah

right back atcha

― frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 September 2010 18:34 (8 minutes ago)

this guy's too clever

You need to put down the chicken in marinade for as long as you can, but three hours is good. So you are probably too late. Made it a couple of weeks ago for a Somali friend whose mother makes FLAMETHROWER curry and I earned the 'did a *white person* cook this, no WAY?' badge. XD <--- white dork face

ok well should I feel like ethnofucking my friends I will seek it out

this is gonna be so awesome when it transpires they all hate cauliflower

totally uninspired reply but jerk chicken is one of the easiest things to get as takeaway, i mean if they've got a grill and some chicken, it's pretty difficult to fuck up

i have heard huge things about coleman...gotta admit. meant to be a brilliant player.

ok so the Gobi Manchurian went down an absolute storm - just call me Mr Chef

this is what happens when you follow a recipe

that is exactly what my friends said

btw this thread will be abandoned as soon as I no longer have the house to myself - I haven't fixed up a repository for permablogging (cruel members of the audience might suggest an entire messageboard had suited that purpose)

what you think you're gonna do send in bailiffs to chuck us out? good luck, i got degrees and shit on tenancy laws

oh wait so you're in my house now

when poshos talk gangsta

my father could have you liquidated

from gangsta to 'my daddy's gonna get you' in one post. more front than brighton this lad.

if you don't get out now I'll scream and scream until I'm sick

violet elizabeth jagg3r

I can

http://outofambit.blogspot.com/images/WilliamAndViolet.jpg

Pocket billiards is certainly not a girl's game.

the william brown books are pantheon of british observational humour-lit, company of wodehouse, jerome, saki, arguably buckeridge (i am forgetting some aren't i)

but what they do that the others don't is completely skewer the naive and well-meaning brutality of innocence <3

Books

On 2 November 2006, Carr, together with advertising copy-writer friend Lucy Greeves, released a book called The Naked Jape (the U.S. version, re-titled Only Joking, was released on 21 September 2006), a discussion of the art and history of joking. It includes a selection of over 400 of the best jokes ever told.

the fact Carr (J, am guessing) cannot execute a tawdrily cogent summation of his own craft without the use of a ghostwriter should betray the fact that anyone who voluntarily attends his shows probably ought to be mailed a dignitas brochure

misread that as "digitalis brochure"

foxglove isn't the worst way to euthanise - neurotoxin iirc? you get to feel your entire body fall apart as you succumb - and in those moments you consider that you laughed at a joke about people with small genitals having insecurity issues, and you realise that you are doing the right thing

during the game i'll be in the parlour where a welcome's there for me.

― estela, Friday, September 10, 2010 9:52 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nb can you boil bacon to a disgusting powdery pulp???

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, September 10, 2010 9:53 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cured mealy failte

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin unreal tbf, unreal

you've been paranomasticating over that one for a while huh

http://www.babynology.com/meaning-onan-m33.html

someone please post the dyson video here

lol deems

well it's nice to see the word 'jejune' vaingloriously bandied as if not only were whiskey the panacea for our age but the muse for our flightiest verbal excursions

― acoleuthic, Friday, 10 September 2010 00:57 (3 years ago)

on the onan theme I'm v much enjoying my jimmy carr routine before the jump

xp

holy shit

just had a mad trippy thought bout party music that only drowned out vowels.

i remember this v clearly i think i was on flu pills or something on the night in q

Righy back, cured mealy failte & repressure cooker was a good trio of posts imo

lol shit i said that already huh oh well i stand by it

dmac what are your top 50 underappreciated darraghmac posts?

Excellent q

Firezza pwns Lupa

Anyone wanna jump in here? Because I find Firezza a little, 'ow you say?, hit and miss, and I now live within Lupa's catchment zone.

In no partic order, as i find them:
sorority is on the twitter
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:08 (1 year ago)

drumcree speech and free presbyterianism

― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:32 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that were good

whoa, whoa, whoa

― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:29 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ rein of frogbs

― DeLonge and Winding Refn (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:32 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha that's good

Still fp'd u for doing a winding refn/winding road gag

tom waits for no man

ya and while nakh had taken me to task for the randomness of it at the time I stand by the wordplay and rythym

think wins is trying to imply it's been done before

http://www.rte.ie/news/2013/1030/483478-dublin-households-facing-water-disruption/

i ask you

― esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 31 October 2013 02:12 (7 months ago) Permalink

yr link has been disrupted

― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 October 2013 05:10 (7 months ago) Permalink

tsk-e bah-a

― esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:42 (7 months ago) Permalink

conservatively I'd rate that in the top one posts of probably all time tbf

Give me yr poor, yr weak, yr thudded passes

― dub job deems (darraghmac)

Cool bro story

― lorde othering (darraghmac)

that's 6 and they've each got a story to tell I'm happy with the project so far

where is louis, anyway

he's definitely around.

one sec, Ima go find him

one mixed up amigo

^my man

haha, i knew that would flush you out.

it's all his MA grad arch tbh, does it for me

its just that I know how to charm a drag

Argh! Mad arc!

i hope that's not a vain review of our meeting.

iirc you've never even wdyll'd whereas the only other candidate has v much wdyllid'd so setel, a?

tragedy, thy name is gerrard
to see that once where scholesy scampered
now leadenfooted mire is mirrored
in stevie g, and lampard

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, June 28, 2010 1:53 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with balance missing on the left
the whole team's listing leeward
and central standing, lone, bereft
john terry is a c-word

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

cappelo's reign comes to an end
couldn't find the magic blend
and now the search for his successor
john terry is a child mo- aw cmon people pls

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

fat franks jsut can't get with the pattern
not even with his A in latin
Amidst the roar of linesman calls
john terry, wot a cuntyballs

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

kuyt's a-flying for the dutch
honda driving on the japs
gerrard, england, not so much;
john terry eats his mother's flaps

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, June 28, 2010 2:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wholeheartedly apologise for that btw

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

this was the time work had a word with me about ilx

honda driving on the japs

yeah

i posted apology for that there but at the time i was apologising for prob the thing itselg but i left it in there for that but it's there and leaving it out would be a cover so there it is

what im tryin to say is .....bantz

that time when you could only get perhaps seven or eight letters published on football365 every week and the remaindered content was posted to ilx

on that note

Dutch defence caught legs-akimbo
vittek missed a sitter
wayne bridge had finished with a bimbo
terry made love to her in the naughty place

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

when viz started rejecting em i knew it was time to take the permanent contract with the public sector

Blood sausage is popular in Mongolia. In Mongolia a special method of killing sheep was made mandatory by Genghis Khan in order to save blood for sausage. It appears in the Yasa and is still used today.

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:20 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yasa sheeple gonna fry

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:26 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

diafiyhm (darraghmac) wrote this on thread the finest of display names only on board I Love Everything on 20-Apr-2012

i made an a+ 'bone thugs n karlhenry' joke after a bruising wolves match once but it sank slowly and unloved to the depths

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Soccerball's Greatest Of All Time Pictures and .jifs on board I Love Football on 27-Sep-2010

bone crushing thugs n karlhenry

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), 17 April 2010 12:56 (5 months ago) Bookmark

mad underrated post imo

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Soccerball's Greatest Of All Time Pictures and .jifs on board I Love Football on 17-Apr-2010

bone crushing thugs n karlhenry

otm

I am getting married, and I believe that I am supposed to just tip everyone I see that day, including aunts and uncles.

― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:00 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I believe you've just misread 'tipple'

― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:04 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tippling opportunities unbridled at this wedding

― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:06 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I believe youve misreaded unbrided

― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:06 (6 months ago) Bookmark

every time I reread tsk e bah eh I let a low whistle of appreciation out of me tbh

maybe it needs explaining?

group effort

burrito place opened in limerick last month. looks manky inside though.

― Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:00 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Manky hôte

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:05 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

La Manqueria

― Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:49 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shay Guevara's

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:50 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fiddle Castro's

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:51 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Frida Carlow's

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:53 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tac O'Bell

― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:54 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wasn't he the guy who was Speaker of the House of Representatives for years?

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:55 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he corrida pig under his arm

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac)

Itt the Mexicans and the Irish get along not a whit

we're fine w/those who dwell south of the river, we just expect you to come into london to meet us

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 9 September 2010 17:20 (4 years ago)

now lookit

micks I can waive

― mikelovestfu (wins), Saturday, June 7, 2014 11:36 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don quixote is not mexican, che guevara is not mexican, fidel castro is not mexican

a limerick burrito would itself not exactly meet with strict cultural approval is my thinking

weak

I didnt think it was gonna be critiqued along these lines tbh I got nothin

masal bugduv save me now

we will accept a full and frank apology and a burrito

a limerick version of both?

go on

this should up the pique ante

heyyy

Gawwwwwwwd.

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:30 PM (8 hours ago)

What is he doing over there?

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:31 PM (8 hours ago)

I'll just walk by his desk and see how far along he is.

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:31 PM (8 hours ago)

if he's giving birth u should prob cut some slack

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:36 PM (8 hours ago)

(d-mac's rotator cuff has been working overtime lately; thought I should give him some respite)

idgi rotator cuff

Frequent & vigorous backpatting would be one interpretation, there are others

its actually from brushing h8 off my shoulder

Amazing that you would try to police the amount of reverence apportioned you in one of the two threads dedicated to excelsioring you personally

you'll always have drash tho

the tragic thing is that I suffer acute rotator cuff tendinitis in both shoulders

i excelsior as i see fit

wait what's the other one

quite right, drash

0 shots

gelatinate mess (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here on board I Love Everything on 29-Jan-2014

Mein own kampf

http://www.dugganvet.ie/productsvet/?tcp_product=copro-nil-100g

i miss that osama thumbs up

― the spectacular cow (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:26 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i miss osama

― flopson, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:30 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If his thumb's up now a crab's nibbling on it

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:30 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's been a while, deems, so iyo what are your three most quotable bon mots of the past ≈ 1.5 years?

*2.5 years, damn

like out of everyones or

just your own posts, in the spirit of this thread

gather around the yuletide fire and listen to deems recount his greatest excelsiors

*assembles sniper rifle*

drones on