VOLCANOES! So hot they're hellacool!

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I am i. an asthmatic ii. lazy. So I will never go to the Moon, the Antarctic or the lip of a slumbering volcano. Which is sad, because all are swell.

mark s, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyway, volcanoes... Have you seen one blow? Did it a. suck, or b. not? How close would you go? What's the downside (apart from the obvious)?

mark s, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't fuck with Billy the Mountain! (hee hee)

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...thoroughly with Foil...

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don t like volcanoes

Mike Hanley, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

LONG PIG!

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I LOVE volcanoes, I would LOVE to go and watch Mount Etna erupt. Obviously if you live near one they are not so great but they are totally brilliant. I was very disappointed when I went to Iceland and did not see a volcano erupting. However I was given a bit of lava in a test tube which went a teeny way to making up for this.

Do people who live near volcanoes have very smooth feet?

Emma, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

come to kamchatka in russia. that is mad as fuck: totally on the edge of the world (about 30 mins away from the last time zone between russia and america:cross it and you go back 21 hours!!!!!) very hard to get there though. michael palin went there in that 'full circle' program. although i dont know how activer the volcanos are there. petropavolsk kamchatku is built just underneath 2 volcanoes...

ambrose, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to have horrible fears of volcanoes when I was about 9. Terrified of them, I used to make emergency plans for what I'd do if one ever errupted in London.

Kate the Saint, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was never really impressed with volcanoes.

anthony, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How can you not be impressed by huge fountains of boiling middle of the earth exploding all over the shop and volcanic ash and sulphrous smells and all that!

Emma, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

compared to Tsumanis or Earthquakes or Tornados, they always struck me as the Drag Queens of disaster, not really deadly but kind of pretty and bitchy.
Tornadoes scare the life out of me though .

anthony, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Drag Queens of Disaster" = title of my soon-to-be long-awaited book abt volcanoes (anthony you will get a free signed copy and credit)

mark s, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i expect at least 1 % of the gross.

anthony, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I can safely promise that w/o anyone being in the slightest out of pocket!!

mark s, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Auckland is built on slopes of 35 volcanoes. (That's a Use Other Facts if you live here.) Boiling mud pools, geysers, & sulphuric ponds in Rotorua = kewl. The smell = du..[coughwretch]..d.

AP, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1st time I was in argentina, about 2 wks after arrival, with still little spanish, woke up looked out the window and saw lots of dust flying around - through use of tele, paper etc realised it was volcanic ash from an eruption in chile.

Geoff, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
doc abt volcano on the island of santorini GRATE for several reasons viz:
i) Volcano is in sea so when blew caused tidal wave cue much rubbish CGI tidal wave action
ii) shots of pyroclastic flow
iii) Minoan girlies as depicted on famous wall-painting wore dresses w.tits out: in documentary re-enactment no lady is seen to dissent from stated fashion trend (men all dressed as bull jumpers = muscly in loincloths, so win-win, except everyone was choed, buried or fricasseed chiz chiz)
iv) Atlantis connection

mark s, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

v) 40 cubic kilometers of magma = largest eruption in recorded history

I am sorry: my brane is a crack whore for this stuff. The doc in question = meretricious times a million but I am gripped.

mark s, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I live in Washington -- the Volcano state!

Personally, I'm more worried about a big earthquake here in Seattle, but if Mt. Rainier decides to blow, I'm sure I'll have to get the fuck outta dodge for a small while... though I wouldn't fear for my life. That's for the people in Tacoma.

Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

KRAKATOA!

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
i dont live in a country where any o' that crap comes from i live in england. so what wuld i know dont ask meee!

patel, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lesap, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark s, don't you have a TEE VEE?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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tracer yes of course i do: i was watching it when i posted this thread and described in detail the doc in question abt the explosion of santorini and minoan ladeez w.no bras

mark s, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Then no reason to be sad. If volcanoes are a dish at the feast of life, then let them come to you; do not reach and grab. TEE VEE is an ariel before whom time and space evaporate. It is bettah to order in!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dang, that made no since, sense I left out a few sensinces. Volcanoes are like American football is what I meant to say. Harsh and confusing in person; somewhat orderly and hilarious on tee vee. Then I threw some stoic philosophy in there. How predictable.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Of each particular thing, ask: What is it in itself, in its own constitution:? What is its causal nature?"

mark s, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
Bulge in Yellowstone Lake worries scientists

I've been fascinated by volcanoes since a young age. We used to vacation in Seattle every summer, but then skipped 1980 due to Mt. St. Helens, and then I saw the TV program about the eruption and got the accompanying book. Visited it at least twice and want to climb it someday. I also read something about Krakatoa as a kid. Want to go to Volcanoes NP.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 2 August 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't there a massive calderon several miles across under yellowstone just waiting to blow up with plumes of ash and destruction that will reach denver or detroit or somewhere?

ie scale of "it did for the dinosaurs/minoan civ/atlantis?"

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 2 August 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

volcanoes are super, especially when they're SUPERVOLCANOES.


'It is little known that lying underneath one of The United States largest and most picturesque National Parks - Yellowstone Park - is one of the largest "super volcanoes" in the world.

The term "supervolcano" has no specifically defined scientific meaning. It was used by the producers of The BBC TV show Horizion in 2000 to refer to volcanoes that have generated Earth's largest volcanic eruptions. As such, a supervolcano would be one that has produced an exceedingly large, catastrophic explosive eruption and a giant caldera.

Scientists have revealed that Yellowstone Park has been on a regular eruption cycle of 600,000 years. The last eruption was 640,000 years ago…so the next is overdue. The next eruption could be 2,500 times the size of the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption.

...

Such an eruption would disrupt global climate by injecting millions of tons of ash into the atmosphere. Some of the ash would remain in the atmosphere for years, reflect sunlight back into space and cool the planet, significantly affecting life. In addition, a blanket of ash over a meter thick would be deposited in nearby regions and effectively smother life there...'

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 2 August 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

+I've been to yellowstone and I climbed vesuvius.

I have seen many vents and emissions but no lava.

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 2 August 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
Mauna Loa may erupt soon. (Just as my parents are getting set to go to the Big Island.)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://earth.esa.int/applications/data_util/ndis/volcano/etna/ip_12060.gif

Volcanoes = Megacool.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 13 September 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
uh oh?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...
Tsunami could hasten Supervolcano

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 3 April 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

I have seen many vents and emissions but no lava.

-- RJG (r_gillander...), August 2nd, 2003 12:23 PM. (RJG)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 3 April 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

I lived in Alaska for several years, and more than once our home got dusted with volcanic ash.

It's nasty and no fun. And not beautiful either.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 3 April 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

On some version of Windows, if you select the 3D Text screensaver and enter 'Volcano' as the text, you'll get a list of active volcanoes displayed instead.

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 3 April 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

There was a neat show on PBS yesterday afternoon about KRAKATOA.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

i saw part of that.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Krakatoa sounds like a name of a brutal prog band.

absolutego (ex machina), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

i was on mt ruapehu a few days ago. it last erupted in 95/96..

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
The fin-shaped mass is about 300 feet tall and growing 4 feet to 5 feet a day

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

Awesome. Lots of pics here.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...
new island!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://everythingjustso.com/images/augustine.jpg

gabbneb, Monday, 13 October 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

2 months pass...
i dont live in a country where any o' that crap comes from i live in england. so what wuld i know dont ask meee!

― patel, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (8 years ago) Bookmark

you do now dude; all UK airports now shut down

+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:42 (fifteen years ago)

2nd volcano eruption in Iceland for year 2010. 14.04.2010. Day 1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4P51xmQF4

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/yahooeditorspicks/galleries/72157623855495574

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7096/bildep.jpg

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MQBL_f_D3U

^^^ gonna be like this in northern Europe a little later today, abandon all hope etc.

Euler, Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:53 (fifteen years ago)

^ so awesome

love this one:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4483234864_1dd7fefa8b_b.jpg

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:54 (fifteen years ago)

Eyjafjallajoekslulz

The plume is so high that it will neither be visible nor pose a threat to humans on the ground, although Dr Rothery added that we may have a "spectacularly red sunset" on Thursday evening.

nakhchivan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)

Dr Rothery = a Pliny the Elder of our time

we are doomed

Euler, Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

Just, wow:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2727/4497761488_529eed7dda.jpg

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)

that michael lewis piece did a lot to dampen my affection for our crazy cousinz in the north atlantic but this renews it

nakhchivan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)

"spectacularly red sunset"
i like a good sunset :)

not_goodwin, Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:09 (fifteen years ago)

hopefully!

nakhchivan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

thanks for the volcanic ash Iceland. all is forgiven.

cajunsunday, Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)

Dr Rothery added that we may have a "spectacularly red sunset" on Thursday evening.

last night's was pretty awesome as it was

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

one bike ride up to the hills for 8:10pm with camera me thinks!

not_goodwin, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)

^^yup

bracken free ditch (Ste), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

Found on another board:

Dear Iceland,

We said, "Send CASH."

Thank you,

The United Kingdom

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/icelands_disruptive_volcano.html

StanM, Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

don't panic, but..

"When Eyjafjallajokull last erupted in 1821, it remained active for an entire year. Worse, the event could trigger the eruption of nearby Mt. Katla, which is even more powerful. If Katla were to explode, North Atlantic airspace could be affected for months. It could even impact the climate: the 1991 eruption of Mt. Pinatubo in the Philippines threw so much ash into the atmosphere that it reduced the amount of sunlight reaching the planet, cooling the world by about 0.5°C over the next two years. And that's something everyone would notice, even on a clear day

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1982328,00.html#ixzz0lC5e9CpZ

Zeno, Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

the event could

if Katla were to explode

airspace could be

it could even

StanM, Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

there goes my weekend in spain

I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

Dr Rothery added that we may have a "spectacularly red sunset" on Thursday evening.
hmmmm, not sure a bout the spectacular, but it was red.
cycled 12 miles, froze on a hill for half an hour for this!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4524302720_78537eb49e.jpg

not_goodwin, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

I was so tied up in the debate I totally forgot to look out the window :-(

ailsa, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

wonder if my parents got home from Rome.

I was so engrossed wit Hot Tub Time Machine I forgot to look out the window (also buildings outside my window blocking my view but whatevs).

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

that doesn't look too bad xp? supposedly the ash cloud will linger for a few days, not sure if it had reached the south by sunset today but it was becoming overcast anyway

nakhchivan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/04/15/iceland.flights/index.html

key bit:

Jens Stoltenberg, who was in the United States for President Obama's nuclear summit, is running the Norwegian government from the U.S. via his new iPad, press secretary Sindre Fossum Beyer said.

WTF cat with unfitting music (kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

cycled miles up hill with my camera only to find out, after trying to take a test picture of a sheep, that i'd forgot to bring my memory card.

watched sunset anyway, didn't look any different from normal. but still nice.

bracken free ditch (Ste), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

ouch ste!

I've seen better sunsets too, at least we both got a bike rode out of it.

not_goodwin, Friday, 16 April 2010 09:31 (fifteen years ago)

Hjordis Gudmondsdottir, a spokesperson for Isavia, Iceland's air traffic authority, said: "The ash is going out to the ocean and to Europe so our airports aren't really affected. It's almost funny, except it isn't, obviously."

etrian odysseus (cozen), Friday, 16 April 2010 09:51 (fifteen years ago)

"YOU SAY LOOOOOOOOO"

"omg i'm crying"

― dipster purpies (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, April 13, 2010 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

█▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Friday, 16 April 2010 09:52 (fifteen years ago)

Dr Rothery added that what he means is Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff.

Euler, Friday, 16 April 2010 09:55 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc

tomofthenest, Friday, 16 April 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2010/04/how_to_say_eyjafjallajoekull.shtml

Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 April 2010 11:37 (fifteen years ago)

Is there no way of putting a cloth like filter on one of these engines?
What I mean to say is, technology CAN save us if we bring in hindsight to the equation.
Most likely my idea with the cloth filter is a
major fail, but I refuse to read that mother nature has stopped us in our tracks of progress.
Surly there is going to be an article written with regards to this on what technology can offer.
Because that would be an interesting read.

- John, UK, 16/4/2010 2:35
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Let's hope mother earth wipes the human race out altogether in some way.
Can you imagine how wonderful the planet was before we arrived?..How contented the animals were...how everything was unpolluted, natural and in perfect balance and harmony?
We are just gross.

- Tony, Essex, 16/4/2010 10:53
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Be thankful it was not a nuclear explosion.

- Ray Lucas, Oxon, 16/4/2010 11:05
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Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:40 (fifteen years ago)

^ Comments from the Daily Mail's Awesome power of the fires of hell: How all the technology in the world can't save us from Mother Earth's fury, which I won't link to cos it's shit.

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

In a shockingly unironic British-tabloidy-xenophobia imitation, Belgian "quality paper" De Standaard has managed to publish an opinion piece claiming that this ash isn't the worst thing that Iceland has sent our way, turning this into a full blown attack on everything Icelandic by dragging up totally irrelevant things like Björk's singing, Sigur Rós' invented language, the Icelandic banking crisis, some rotten fish recipe and finally Nordic style knitted jumpers.

StanM, Friday, 16 April 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

are you sure it was completely unironic?

i think the daily mail readers must be under the influence of the icp, it's not like them to show such a lack of positivist enquiry

nakhchivan, Friday, 16 April 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

fuckin volcanos

Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 April 2010 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

Is this the same WHO who told us millions would die from swine flu? It's a bit of ash, it's not Pompeii!
- Liz, London, 16/4/2010 13:18

Brilliant!

not_goodwin, Friday, 16 April 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

these people actually deserve to be killed by a volcano

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 12:47 (fifteen years ago)

Man, I hate this opinionitis. (the public thinking they're supposed to have an opinion about every article on every site just because there's a Have Your Say type text box beneath it)

In this case: people don't know shit about how airplane engines work and that there's a difference between volcanic ash and desert sand, but still they have An Angry Opinion (based on nothing the fuck at all) about these disgraceful airport closures.

StanM, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee69/sbdnate/lolcano-1.gif

StanM, Friday, 16 April 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

damn volcano ruined my weekend. oh well kind of amazing really i guess

po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

loved the 6-page feature on the bbc website yesterday

VOLCANIC ASH TRAVEL CHAOS: WHO KNOWS WHEN IT WILL END?!?!

rolling out the template 'who to contact if your travel plans are disrupted' articles'

i mean travel annoyances aside..this is really incredible!

po-mo da don (tpp), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

Times infographic that actually contains useful information:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00708/Graphic__an_unstabl_708308a.jpg

StanM, Friday, 16 April 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

I've got four flights booked this week, not feeling too hopeful, judging by weather graphics I don't know how to read.

stet, Saturday, 17 April 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

bit of a gamble living on Iceland.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 17 April 2010 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

I've been in Denmark the last few days for a work meeting (made it out just before all the flights stopped from the UK).

Was supposed to be flying back tomorrow night, but now it looks like I'll probably be getting the train across northern Europe to get back to London. I guess at least it means I'm getting an extra day off, because there's no way I can make it back early on Monday!

jellybean (back again) (Jill), Saturday, 17 April 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

StanM that infographic should win an award or something!

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 17 April 2010 07:43 (fifteen years ago)

SO...should I go through the hell of repeatedly trying to get through to Aer Lingus to ask why they're charging me 35 euro to change my return flight (changing the outward flight was free)

their website says "The change booking fee and any fare difference will be waived (where appropriate) from the 'Price' page of the 'Change Booking' process."

WHERE APPROPRIATE indeed...

do i dare to try and find out why they want to charge me 35 euro or just pay the 35 and revel in the fact it's raining in malaga right now and sunny in london and more of my friends can now come with me for the new dates...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/images/2010/apr10/volcano_sm/volcano04.jpg

caek, Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/images/2010/apr10/volcano_sm/volcano10.jpg

caek, Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

Damage to Finnish air force jet engines

http://www.ilmavoimat.fi/filebank/5350-kuva23.jpg

http://www.ilmavoimat.fi/index.php?id=1149

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 17 April 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/infobeautiful/planes_volcanos.png

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 17 April 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

oh no we're going to run out of kenyan roses.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/apr/16/flight-ban-shortages-uk-supermarkets

I'm presuming small planes are not affected by all this, being as I have just seen three fly over.

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 17 April 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

That article should be in the Is the Guardian Worse...? thread - comparing headline with contents it's like something the DM might dream up.

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 17 April 2010 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder what happens if this just keeps erupting, like some non-DM types are saying it might. Wind should keep it away from us 70% of the time, but the other 30% is enough to make air freight unreliable.

That could really change how we import food, probably for the better. Pre-sliced apples coming in on planes seems ludicrously decadent.

Or it might rain tomorrow.

stet, Saturday, 17 April 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

Also: what's this about cats going mental?

stet, Saturday, 17 April 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

this volcano is a jackass

aarrissi-a-roni, Saturday, 17 April 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

Also: what's this about cats going mental?

― stet, Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:02 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

every1 knows that cats are mental 2 begin with

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Saturday, 17 April 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

Here, in a small Norwegian hotel North of the arctic circle, we find a camera crew and a Sir, trapped.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/1041367/volcano-traps-attenborough-in-frozen-arctic

StanM, Saturday, 17 April 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

When Mt. St. Helens was spewing ash clouds on a regular basis circa 1981, the clouds used to blow over Portland every few weeks. That damn ash was just the most depressing stuff in the world. It turned everything grey, blew into every crevice, and had the whole city under a psychological pall. Nobody laughed about it. Too fucked up to laugh about.

Aimless, Saturday, 17 April 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jq-sMZtSww

StanM, Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

>>

Britain’s national broadcaster reportedly holds fears Attenborough and his small team will run out of food if the crisis continues much longer.

...

A spokesman for the BBC said Attenborough was currently holed up in a hotel. "They were unharmed and their schedule has not been affected,"

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

Either the helicopters a miniature, or Iceland's got problems.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/iriya/4526241556/

not_goodwin, Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

xpost: Typical of today's online media. Overblown/wrong/scandalous title = more clicks = all that counts.

StanM, Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

WOW! (xpost)

StanM, Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

so jealous of people getting shots of real volcano action :(

not_goodwin, Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

fuckin daft punk clean up this volcano asap or else

http://media.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/images/2010/apr10/volcano_sm/volcano04.jpg

ice cr?m, Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

dudes are never going to finish if they just use that piece of paper

caek, Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

foolish robots

ice cr?m, Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

i haven't flown in fuckin two years, have a flight planned for monday, heading iceland-wards. have to take the motherfucking boat.

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

but the thing is, it's such a weird and fucked up thing that i don't even mind, kind of reminds you of yr place in the world n shit

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

'yr' meaning humanity, man

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

you're taking a boat to iceland? doesn't that take like 3 days?

caek, Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.reuk.co.uk/OtherImages/earthrace-biodiesel-powerboat.jpg

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

Boat to iceland, via the shetland and faroes, something I really want to do sometime.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

That's like The Stig with a popped up collar and wings. Xpost

StanM, Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

My holiday in Berlin looks doubtful (supposed to be flying tomorrow). The city of Momus will have to remain a mystery.

Bob Six, Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

I'm presuming small planes are not affected by all this, being as I have just seen three fly over.

― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, April 17, 2010 2:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Guessing the ash is an issue with jet engines and the speeds jet aircraft travel at that causes the grit to sandblast windshields. So if the industry stuck to turboprops we could all be flying still...

I'm meant to be flying to Paris on Friday...

spare the powder, spoil the finger (S-), Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

i think it's more that the ash cloud is higher than small planes fly

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 18 April 2010 07:17 (fifteen years ago)

Lightning!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/skarpi/

StanM, Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)

um, one double there. sorry.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4527797541_1ab9cb114d_o.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

xxxpost

A little from column A: my understanding is that the ash is a threat to the jet intake more than the windshields.

A little from column B: yeah this thing is at 18-20,000 feet? A lot higher than light aircraft are gonna be travelling.

Bone Thugs-n-Carmody (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

As I said to a friend y'day - Iceland is Metal as Fuk \m/

Gay nineties icecream party (Trayce), Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

GOD IS ANGRY

maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

god bless this volcano: allowed me to see Sun Ra Arkestra three times in one week!

http://web8.twitpic.com/img/88231577-80abf3a79c9f52711c3a2bcbf128dd95.4bcad535-full.jpg

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, it's exclamation marks. I thought they had Iceländ with three dots on the a first. :-)

StanM, Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:53 (fifteen years ago)

(um... that was about a picture in Tannenbaum's post that suddenly disappeared just now?)

StanM, Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l12h2q6auV1qzk6uno1_500.jpg

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

whoa wish i'd heard about that!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 18 April 2010 10:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0417/limbaugh-volcanic-ash-cloud-gods-punishment-health-care/

StanM, Sunday, 18 April 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)

I really can't believe people still spout this shit!

not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 April 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe it just needs a sacrifice... We should ask Tom Hanks.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 18 April 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)

thanks for posting those lightning pics. most impressive.

meisenfek, Sunday, 18 April 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

A couple more: http://www.swisseduc.ch/stromboli/perm/iceland/eyafallajokull_20100416-en.html

StanM, Sunday, 18 April 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/smoke.gif

ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

ay iceland whater u doing HAY WHOA WHOA WHOA

ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

fuuuuuckkkkkk

ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

gifs should loop huffpost, get w/web 1.0 already http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/smoke.gif

ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

one corner of its almost at canada

ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

st. john's, my hometown. looks like it's just sneaking over to give it a little kiss.

rent, Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

look out canada

http://meteo.gc.ca/eer/vaac/viewData_e.html?product=current&data=20100418-1239Z_Eyjafjoll_mldp0_66_72.png

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

END TIMES

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://meteo.gc.ca/data/eer/vaac/current/20100418-1239Z_Eyjafjoll_mldp0_66_72.png

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

more to come say some http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/earth-environment/article7100906.ece

ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 April 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

sundaytimes.co.uk

caek, Sunday, 18 April 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4011/4527537883_86a62fc320_o.jpg http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/7589905.jpg

Same guy amirite?

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Sunday, 18 April 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

So is there a consensus as to the best resource to stay updated about the air traffic situation?

spare the powder, spoil the finger (S-), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

well, after a few days of maxed out stress, it looks like we (ie me + wife and kids) have an exit strategy to get back to our normal life.

having been stranded in Turku (our unscheduled destination after a few days skiiing up in lapland) for a few days with little information beyond BBC World News channel, we now have a way out meaning i can now kick back and relax.

also, through all this, Finnair (the airline we flew with) have been shockingly bad.

the advertised phone line on their website all weekend was unavailable - even in middle of the night.

and the plan to get home : join the merchant navy and jump on board a cargo ship for 3 days !

can't wait.

mark e, Monday, 19 April 2010 09:52 (fifteen years ago)

can't get enough of shots like this...
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

not_goodwin, Monday, 19 April 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

turku - stokholm ferry
stokholm - Copehagen - Ebsjerg train
Ebsjerg - Harwich Ferry

at least 3 days, I don' envy you.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 19 April 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

or wait for this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8628878.stm

not_goodwin, Monday, 19 April 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)

turku - stokholm ferry
stokholm - Copehagen - Ebsjerg train
Ebsjerg - Harwich Ferry

at least 3 days, I don' envy you.

yup.
that was one of the plans we looked into.
unfort. the train from stockholm to copenhagen is prebooked up for a long time and given that there is only one per day it would be impossible to be sure as to which train we would all need.

not to mention that the same thing is true re the ferries (ie they too are all grid locked so no real way of knowing which one get us to stockholm)

and all this with a hyperactive 6 year old, 13 year old grump, and a stressed out better half in tow.

i think you can imagine the intense discussions that have taken place in recent times.

(oh, and not to mention the fact that my father was rushed into hospital yesterday due to ongoing complications since his recent lung cancer surgery)

however .. things have taken a turn for the better.

the quip re joining the merchant navy have turned out to be true.

we are jumping on board a turku based cargo ship at the weekend and heading for harwhich.

just hoping the stereotypes re vodka are tru. i think i'm going to need a few bottles.

mark e, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)

how much are they charging you, if you don't mind me asking?

caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)

Royal Navy are now being deployed to bring peeps home

Jarlrmai, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

how much are they charging you, if you don't mind me asking?

300 euros each incl. food.

and yes, saw that re navy.

though very much doubt they will be deployed as far as Finland ..

mark e, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

A group of pupils from Kingswood School are stuck in Iceland, 12 pupils from Redland Green School are waiting to come home from Kathmandu, and pupils from Royal High School, in Bath, are stranded in Barbados.

The headmaster, four other members of staff, and 32 pupils from the Ashbourne school have been left stranded in New York after flying to the city for an art trip. The school was expected to reopen on Tuesday.

from BBC.. didn't realise how much of a travel industry niche has grown around school trips.

Bob Six, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)

Aye, it's nuts. We got to go to Dundee :-(

ailsa, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

we got a day at roche abbey nr. rotheram once. that was pretty cool.

caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

The BBC News FAQs are answered by a Dr. Rothery and you went to Rotheram? That's a rother big coincidence.

StanM, Monday, 19 April 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

bet they would've all rather had a trip to Inverary Jail.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 19 April 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

didn't realise how much of a travel industry niche has grown around school trips

ikr maybe a gov serious about cutting carbon emissions wanna scale that back 20 years /jealous

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 19 April 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

those are almost all private schools though

joe, Monday, 19 April 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

i mean "stuck in barbados" is your clue

joe, Monday, 19 April 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

ok.
the weirdness has notched up a level.
i am hearing from family back in uk that radio 6 are reporting re the finnish merchant navy stepping in and helping people out.

mark e, Monday, 19 April 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

keep hearing the word "stranded" being banded about. ffs, if you're having to extend your honeymoon in the maldives, you're not fucking stranded.

snakebite and a passable pinot noir (Upt0eleven), Monday, 19 April 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

I vote for (the word already exists, but meh) volcanal as the new volcano-related adjective.

StanM, Monday, 19 April 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/eyja_04_19/e15_23053791.jpg

daft punk still helping out

caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

Now people saying flights are probably gonna happen in the UK starting tomorrow afternoon?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

kinda:

The volcanic eruption has reduced and the volcano is not currently emitting ash to altitudes that will affect the UK. Assuming there are no further significant ash emissions we are now looking at a continuously improving situation.

Based on the latest information from the Met Office, NATS advises that the restrictions currently in place across UK controlled airspace will remain in place until 0700 (local time) tomorrow, Tuesday.

From 0700 (local time) tomorrow, Tuesday, Scottish airspace will be open, and south to a line between Teesside and Blackpool. Mainland Scottish airports will be open.

caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

lol xxp

bracken free ditch (Ste), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

ffs new ash cloud
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8631144.stm

etrian odysseus (cozen), Monday, 19 April 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

I blame Tim Wheeler

Jarlrmai, Monday, 19 April 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

have the red tops seriously not a nickname for this bad girl yet? and am I alone in thinking of this volcano as female?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 19 April 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

Was wondering about that earlier. Five days of shutdown and no catchy title and no logo w/image of sad cute passenger, 7, for backdrop on news? Wtf. They crack out Big Freeze after 10 mins of snow.

stet, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.eurad.uni-koeln.de/index_e.html

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

forecast

tomorrow

http://db.eurad.uni-koeln.de/prognose/data/alert/pm10_eur_1h_movd1.gif

day after

http://db.eurad.uni-koeln.de/prognose/data/alert/pm10_eur_1h_movd2.gif

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

^ Was thinking 'ha, Paris clear' but then remembered changing flights in Helsinki :/

spare the powder, spoil the finger (S-), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

my dad got the last flight from dublin to nyc on thursday before things were shut down

livestock crush (velko), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

xpost: similar dad issues: my dad was meant to fly back from India tonight, but is on standby for Thursday. Thankfully, he's staying with friends so can hang out in Mumbai for as long as needed. Still want him back soon 'cos I was looking forward to my new kolhapuri chappals for the summer:

http://www.hotelpanchshilkolhapur.com/images/kol_chappals.jpg

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

fuck:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2705/4534593596_b232d031a2_o.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/skarpi/4534593596/sizes/o/

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

From the BBC - so glad a huge supermarket chain is coping with the upheaval and is on course to make another £3bn profit this year thanks to sending Kenyan flowers to Spain.

More Top Stories

* Tesco overcoming ash disruption

broad layering (onimo), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

my parents' flight to heathrow was cancelled last night; this morning it's miraculously "uncancelled"

... ?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

it's not exactly encouraging to read that several BA flights are currently "en route" to Heathrow despite Heathrow currently being... closed!!

"A spokeswoman said the airline had contingency plans for each flight if Heathrow was still closed but would not say which airports it would use instead." !!!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

talk about a game of chicken.. "well we had to land in Manchester. have fun getting to wherever it was you were going!"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

i bet jesse used to like Insane Clown Posse.. he might have even had a juggalo girlfriend

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

haha wrong thread

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

Icelandic volcanologist studies the Eyjafjallajökull for 20 years, is stuck in Paris when it erupts.
http://www.expatica.com/fr/news/french-rss-news/eruption-strands-iceland-volcano-expert--in-paris_37908.html

StanM, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

I'm getting married on Saturday. We're meant to fly to NYC next Thursday. Resigned to this not happening now.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

But British Airways's attempts to land 12 of the 26 long-haul planes heading to the UK at London Heathrow have been thwarted after the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) vetoed the plan and said no flights would be landing at the airport this evening. The 12 planes were diverted to Newcastle and elsewhere, including Brussels.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

wtg ba

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

Better to at least be in the right country/a train ride away from your destination than stuck on the other side of the world, no?

ailsa, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

holiday destination vs airport arrival lounge trying to buy same-day train tickets?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

Congrats Nick! (sorry about the flight tho obviously)

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

yes!! ^^

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

Icelandic volcano suddenly erupts with congratulations to Nick and Em! (And sends deadly lava in my direction if I misremembered mrs. Nick's name)

StanM, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, I missed that bit! Congratulations Nick!

ailsa, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

saw one plane this afternoon high up, then nothing for the rest of the evening. reminded me of that final scene in 28 days

bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

it's all go now

stet, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

reminded me of that final scene in 28 days
have seen 2 today with vapour trail and thought of 28 days.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8633597.stm

"The major barrier to resuming flight has been understanding tolerance levels of aircraft to ash," the CAA said.

"Manufacturers have now agreed increased tolerance levels in low ash density areas."

Maybe I'm misreading this but to me it stinks of "fuck it this is getting out of hand, let's just chance it". The risk hasn't gone down, it's been "reassessed" - meaning they've decided it's now ok to fly the same planes through the same ash.

broad layering (onimo), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

UK lifts volcano ban on air flights - Financial Times
But still can't take deodorant on one :(

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://www-movieline-com.vimg.net/images/assets_c/2010/04/volcanoliam-thumb-585xauto-12715.jpg

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

pfft
this,
http://www.movieline.com/2010/04/casting-ejyafjallajokullthe-motion-picture.php

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2705/4534593596_b232d031a2_o.jpg

it's like a black metal album cover. BUT IT'S REAL.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47680000/gif/_47680869_forecast_20th_1843_466.gif

Finally iceland may get a taste of its own medicine

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

that's kind of the equivalent of spitting out the car window and having your loogie come back and hit you in the face

█▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

I know they fucked up the banks and I know they gave us Sigur Ros but I'm not sure the volcano thing is deliberate.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 05:17 (fifteen years ago)

These cunts didn't even attempt to get the name right

http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=123914§ionid=351020606

spare the powder, spoil the finger (S-), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 05:20 (fifteen years ago)

LOL at Guardian lede:

Flights resume as recriminations begin: LIVE

^^^live recriminations FTW

yes we kenya (suzy), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:22 (fifteen years ago)

volcano last night...
http://www.cs.trinity.edu/~rjungman/projects/mcfarlane/Balrog.jpg

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

xpost: lol

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 09:18 (fifteen years ago)

it's getting worse
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulmiller/4538074678/?addedcomment=1#comment72157623904166460

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.picrandom.com/images/tumblrl17m.jpg

StanM, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

Eyjauroraborefjallajökull

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/earthday_04_23/e24_23125003.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

now with added img tags
http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/earthday_04_23/e24_23125003.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

amazing. never get tired of these, they're like lord of the rings shit

bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

okay then: lots more here -> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1268225/Iceland-volcano-Northern-Lights-appear-ash-plume.html

StanM, Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

Check out the shockwaves!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BicT13ecUbc

StanM, Monday, 26 April 2010 08:53 (fifteen years ago)

That's fucking wild.

Jack Human (kenan), Monday, 26 April 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

A visualisation of the northern European airspace returning to use after being closed due to volcanic ash. Due to varying ash density across Europe, the first flights can be seen in some areas on the 18th and by the 20th everywhere is open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6BKdHEPmFA

http://vimeo.com/11205494

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

i like how as soon as the UK could open its airports again this volcano basically ceased to exist

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ this

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

C4 now, quite interesting.

not_goodwin, Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8658738.stm (Ireland closing 0600-1200 tomrro)

stet, Monday, 3 May 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

wow, thought all that had blown over :-/

not_goodwin, Monday, 3 May 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

Been stuck in Spain with two flights cancelled since Monday. V weird, you go from anger to acceptance to enjoying more time in the sun (I'm in my parents place so can keep travelling back from airport) to worry about next flight. Work are being good tho and tomorrow is another day. Did get a lovely sunny eve today and a relaxing swim in the sea then pool then shower. Want to be back at work tho!

Ronan, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Volcano season in full swing :(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/latin_america/10189054.stm

Thousands flee volcanos in Ecuador and Guatemala
Thousands of people have been forced to flee their homes as two volcanos erupted in Guatemala and Ecuador.

In Guatemala, the Pacaya volcano began spewing lava, rocks and debris on Thursday, killing at least two people and injuring more than 50 others.

In Ecuador, the Tungurahua volcano forced the evacuation of seven villages and shut the airport and schools in Guayaquil, the country's largest city.

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Saturday, 29 May 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

2.2 Mb animated gif of lightning above the Eyjafjallajökull: http://blog.atmospheres.be/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/frames-bliksem.gif

StanM, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)

so great

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

in official ilx colors, btw.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

the blog post this tweet links to is interesting!

I'll start: volcanic ash is not fluffy, or smoke. It is pulverized rock/glass/crystals with VERY different hazards. More: https://t.co/T2JCs99zDN pic.twitter.com/iG5EGztZI7

— Dr Janine Krippner (@janinekrippner) July 30, 2019

mark s, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 19:41 (six years ago)

six months pass...

i am watching dante's peak for like the 30th time

mark s, Sunday, 23 February 2020 17:14 (five years ago)


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