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BBC Radio 4 streaming over DSL into my Tokyo pad brings some surreal juxtapositions. Yesterday I heard, superimposed over my view of alien ziggurat apartment blocks, 'Home Truths', the programme in which 'normal' British families talk about their lives in an amusing way.

Peel no longer seems to be the presenter, but when he was there was something particularly poignant about this show's basic premise. The message seemed to be: John Peel, who formerly brought you -- with evident relish and affection -- great British eccentrics like Viv Stanshall, Ivor Cutler, Syd Barrett and Marc Bolan, is now bringing you -- with, apparently, equal affection -- Viv Taylor from Aldershot and her difficult daughter Nicola, and Don Jones from Syddenham-under-Lyme and his attempts to get the twins out of the house for some exercise.

It strikes me that this brings us to a difficult question. Should normal people be interested in other normal people, or in exceptions, freaks, visionaries, loonies? Should entertainment reconcile them to their own inherent value, their 'all- rightness', or should it be leading them to new worlds of wonder they haven't even begun to imagine?

Obviously Home Truths seeks to justify a belief that 'every man and woman is a star', but listening to it yesterday, I just couldn't accept this. There were items about a man who digs his garden all the time and a moronic-sounding woman who had successfully battled a brain tumour.

I found myself saying to these people, half-seriously: 'Don't propose yourselves as interesting when you're not, English pigs! Go and read Nietzsche or Oscar Wilde and try to become truly exceptional! Become superbeings rather than convincing us that 'the herd' (as Nietzsche would have described you) is worth anybody's attention, or has any inherent dignity!'

So, am I setting up a false opposition here, Oscar Wilde (genius) versus Mrs Viv Taylor (breeder)? Is there enough space in the world for attention to both of them, or do we have to choose? And if I choose to fill my bandwidth and my headspace with Wilde rather than Mrs Taylor, am I beginning a process which will alienate me irreversibly from my fellow human beings? Also: if there is a way back to 'normality' from the world of art, aspiration, excellence and exception, will the afficionados of eccentricity call me a traitor to the cause if I take it (as Peel apparently has) later in life?

I hope they will. I hope there are a few of them left. I certainly blame Peel. How could the man who introduced me to PiL and Palais Schaumburg now be introducing me to Bob Black and his bad back?

Momus, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

christ you're an asshole.

ethan, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Back to your bedroom, teenager!

Momus, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

back to your planet of elitist bastards!!

ethan, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there seems to be a misunderstanding of warhols maxim of fame for 15, i want people to fascinate me , they doesnt have to be famous, but why should people be awarded by their banality ?

anthony, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course, the perfect resolution of the problem might be The Osbournes . The home life of Ozzy and his kids. Nietschean dove-death mixed with battles for the remote.

Momus, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, Christ, there goes any enjoyment I had watching _The Osbornes_. Whoopee.

Daver, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i can hardly think of people more banal than pil and pierre schaumburg.

ethan, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's 'Palais Schaumburg' to you, mate. Pierre was his brother, the Texan skateboard champion.

Momus, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

even though this thread is ass, if you dont stop bad mouthing pil ethan, i'm never gonna make sweet love to you again.

grebe., Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not enough of an exceptional nietzsche superbeing to proof-read my posts.

ethan, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Words of advice from an idiot: knowledge is just information gathering for those who dont have a life, go for a walk, play, laugh, drink, fight, love, whatever you do dont think to hard, or take yourself to seriously -if all else fails watch big brother

kiwi, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pretty much everything would have to fail before I'd watch Big Brother

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But Big Brother Brasil is over and casa dos artistas 2 is a total bore. I guess i will just wait till popstars begin

Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The public h as developed I think an urge to feed on other peoples lives in lieu of any real community to gossip in. House arrest by internet and TV has made normaly sociable folks into spying hermits. Fear rules the day when contact is made on the street - fear of trust.

mike hanle y, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, but 'normal' is what, exactly? You don't *have* to listen to Plebs On Parade, you know, but the commissioners probably got the idea that Peel would be good at it due to boring family life segues in between Napalm Death and Fall records.

I sometimes find people who think they're choosing the artistic high road do so to mask or divert others from seeing their essential conservatism. Almost (cough) like a straight man pretending to be gay to insinuate himself with women who would otherwise steer well clear of him.

Also, the word you're looking for is 'aficionado'. Wilde would be shocked; he never misspelt anything.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But doesn't it also depend on how the portrayal is done? I would argue that coverage of "normal lives" can surge to extraordinary heights if covered using an interesting approach. From your description of "Home Truths", it sounds like they're covering these stories in an extremely dull way. I mean, even a boring plotline can come alive in the hands of a great director.

Then again, what do I know? I work on TV documentaries all day!

geeta, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but there is this sense of middle class getting off on working class display. Like look at all the precious little workers telling ther cute stories. How come we are so afraid to notice such blatent examples of social tourism.

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, no, no Anthony. That programme is more or less about middle-class people, because the people profiled on it must write in about their problem/story or be nominated by someone who knows them. R4 has a very similar educated/middle-class listenership to, say, NPR.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or CBC ?
ok sorry misread the class thing
but still peoples lives are dull as a general rule . Its why i feel stupid blogging

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

John Peel is on holiday in Australia. I don't see why people shouldn't ramble on about their lives, I like that sort of thing. Wonder, mundane, boring, interseting, everday...you have to experience it all. What a dreary life it is to be only be interested in the "exceptional".

jel --, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm with momus, time to build the B ark

i get enough slice of dull life experience just existing, i'd rather expose myself to something else

bc, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here are a few of my thoughts, brainstormed on the train to Shimokitazawa:

1. I saw a poster for a zoo. I thought, in the 'Home Truths' view of the world, a zoo is rather uncomfortably exotic. I mean, why would anyone go to stand in front of a cage containing 'difference' when they could stand in front of a mirror instead? That's what Home Truths is, as Suzy points out: a mirror for the kind of people tuning in. Not a through-the-looking glass, just a looking glass.

2. The family is a sacred social unit for politicians of the right. The suburbs are where people go to have families. Many kids come of age at 20 grateful for the security their parents and the suburbs have given them, but determined to do something more with life, to go somewhere else. This we could call 'becoming'. To pick up the PiL reference, it's that sense of 'My entrance, my own creation...' This, above all, is what I believe in. The moment when someone decides to 'become'.

3. Arguably, the world's number one problem now is social conformity. We have more people alive than have ever been alive at one time, and yet there are not enough different ways of living. There is, increasingly, a global monoculture based on 'the family' and 'shopping'. Episodes like Sept. 11th merely worsened things by making all different ways of being look like 'evil'. Where do we attack conformity, and with what tools? We attack it at the level of the family. With Nietzsche, perhaps.

4. Whenever I see things being done differently, I'm filled with admiration. For instance, a band is setting up for a performance. But instead of drums, bass, guitars, there are all sorts of strange instruments, in strange places, some folk, some electronic, miked oddly, and a video screen. And when the performance starts, it's unclear whether this is vaudeville, or theatre, or dance, or rock, or art. Now, this kind of thing is easy to attack, just as it's easy for Ethan to jump in and call me an asshole. But I feel strongly that we have an obligation to attack, not deviants (who, no matter how unacceptable today, might be signposting the future) but conformists.

5. 'Breeders, normals, straights, squares, plastics...' These insulting terms sound so 60s because it's not since the 60s that the world of 'normals' was really on the defensive, really threatened by revolution in politics and art. Yet we need such attitudes all the more now we're surrounded by Gaps and Starbucks, when cultural diversity is really threatened, despite the numbers of people on the planet.

Those are my home truths, anyway.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, since Suzy is on the thread, what is i-D magazine but a parade of deviants who have experienced a moment of 'becoming' and identify with things like 'the exceptional', 'the beautiful', 'the freakish', 'the transgressive'?

Of course, i-D toys with the concept of Family. But look at their family special issue of a couple of years back and you find that the 'creatives' interviewed mean by 'family' the people they work with, gangs of likeminded fellow refuseniks, with the occasional biological family thrown in.

By the way, one of the saddest things I've read recently is what i-D publisher Terry Jones says in an interview on Nick Knight's website Showstudio about an anti- globalisation photoshoot killed in i-D after September 11th:

'We were very aware of what people were saying after September 11th, for us it would have been totally hypocritical if we also started saying that these events occurred as a result of global capitalism, or if our actions could be read as that. I thought the images and the styling of the shoot were fantastic, but thinking about it intelligently it seems we are all part of that business, we are all part of the promotion of capitalism. Whether it is StarBucks or Dior, Gucci or McDonald's, you can take a variety of companies that have entered the consciousness and each are ultimately part of the shopping experience. Essentially, we are part of the promotion of the shopping experience. So for us to attack it at that point seemed totally hypocritical.'

I know you can't bitch about your employer, Suzy, but how sad is that? Jones is essentially saying: 'After September 11th, anti-global messages are no different from terrorist messages. Consumer magazines must be on the side of consumer culture. There can be no self-criticism in the fashion industry.' So even i-D is just more canned music in the shopping mall.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

again momus we are back to this dichotomous worldview of yours, either/or, normals/exceptionals. i'd like to see it, i really would, but i cant separate so easily, its all too blurred for me, what is it that makes the exceptionals exceptional? did they possess it before 'we' knew about them? would that make them exceptional before? the 'normals', is it that they haven't done their exceptional things yet? in which case, how do we know who are the norms and who are the exceptions? and who is this judgemental 'we' anyway? and what exactly is it that constitues exceptional? and is it separate from fame/notoriety? the line you are drawing seems so arbitrary as to be almost random

gareth, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The anti-globalisation shoot i-D cancelled is here.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am v. conflicted on this. i believe that the overwhelming majority of "creative types" (which is which is how I'm reading Momus' concept of 'superbeings') are not in possession of superior content, but rather superior motivation. This is a problem I have with college education, which I see as not being about learning, but proving that you can see a task through to its conclusion even though it is pointless.

I have a great respect for the 'ordinary' individual, the problem being that I don't believe that such people exist anymore. The suburbs have destroyed the (American) honorable working class, the inhabitants of small towns, etc.

by definition, how could everyone be "exceptional" at the same time??

also, a genius is only fun to study and talk about etc. not much fun to talk to, they tend to be assholes

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm hoping clones will eliminate the need for an honorable working class. they mature at age 6, have no emotions, and when they die at 25 we can just make more

bc, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

do you have any blue collar friends?

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All this stuff abt 'becoming' sounds like the serial killer in 'Red Dragon'.

Andrew L, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what is it that makes the exceptionals exceptional?

I know this is essentially an embarrassing issue. We live in a world in which the dogma is 'we're all equal, we're all as valuable as each other'. But that doesn't mean we're all the same. I, and most people I know, are people who were ostracised at school as 'freaks'. And school was the last contact we had with 'normal' people. We gravitated to people like ourselves -- by and large self-employed, artistic, creative people. People who actually work hard and demand a lot from themselves, but don't operate within institutional structures. What Jarvis (one of us!) calls 'mis-shapes'.

Now, not every 'exceptional' person has had his or her contribution recognised by society, but most get some sort of recognition, sooner or later, if only the respect of their peers. Only the slightly crazy persist beyond their 20s without any external validation (Henry Darger?).

did they possess it before 'we' knew about them?

Let's go back to the list of 'visionaries' that John Peel used to be famous for championing: Syd Barrett, Marc Bolan, Ivor Cutler, Viv Stanshall, etc. Most of them self-selected as 'creatives'. They went to art school, than got involved with music. They probably did have a sense of being 'different', yes. Their lives became a quest to be recognised. This is not just narcissism. If you are arrogant enough to say 'I am different' and then fail to get that difference recognised, you are mocked and ultimately crushed. Recognition is essential for survival.

the 'normals', is it that they haven't done their exceptional things yet?

That's a question I'm not qualified to answer. There are doubtless elaborate Oblomovian justifications people have for not yet having achieved anything. They get more nebulous the older the individual gets. It's possible, too, that some people have too much self-esteem to feel the need to prove themselves by creative work. Good-loooking people, for instance, people loved deeply and unconditionally by their families and friends. Why on earth would they need to create anything except babies?

who is this judgemental 'we' anyway?

It's all in the eye of the beholder. We all judge every day. It's essential. To know what's good.

and what exactly is it that constitues exceptional?

Constantly renegotiable, which makes it complicated, but not meaningless.

and is it separate from fame/notoriety?

Not separate, but not the same as either. Sorry it's so hard to pin down! All I can say is, we know exceptional talent when we see it. And we argue about it endlessly with our friends. It's happening right now over on ILM.

My original question was really, when we propose that normal people should be interested in other normal people precisely because they lack any exceptional features (and I'd argue that in shows like Home Truths, the truly interesting features of the people involved are smoothed away and swept under the carpet by the slick and pat style of the show itself), are we not by implication crushing people with exceptional talent underfoot?

Is this show the result of 'talent fatigue'? Isn't it a symptom of a dangerous backlash against the artist's right to be visionary, ie different and yet universal? Does it tie in with a dismally conformist music scene, where communication channels are choked up with 'boys and girls next door' rather than people with any gift for communication? And so on...

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Scuse my slant.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

:-(

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Since I've never seen anyone post the exact way to kill italics, it's this: close italic, open italic, close italic. Now form a band.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

momus the paradox is that your canon of non-conformists is itself so conformist = an earlier century's A-list intellectual slebs ranked according to established skills and instituinally respected artistic achievements: in other words a cultural intervention we ALREADY KNOW does not cause the forces of conformism to tremble, because it has made its careful peace with them (Wilde wasn't destroyed for being witty and strange and original, he was destroyed for having illegal sex with teenage cockneys: and BOY DID HE EVER COURT that destruction also, his last, most extreme and deepest theatrical twist, in a life he insisted one had to live as art) (were the boys he sought out "ordinary"? how many of them could even read?) (and could you find a more philistine reactionary conformist than BOSIE!!)

i don't think peel's evolution is in any sense a surprise: his "anti-mainstream" attitudes carry the same seeds of the reaction as yours sometimes seems to -> but he's a "find a companion i can die with" kinda fellow, reduced to seeking the ever-changing pure sensations of the new in one familiar loved face, whereas you are notoriously mr serial best girlfriend, so you hunt on round the world for the realm of untainted non-conformism (which you will NOT btw find in japan, beguiling as it doubtless is for a year or so)

my objection to indie-world has always been that it has ALREADY signed its pact with the devil it defines itself as resisting: which is to say, it underestimates the devil and overestimates itself

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

do you really feel that people have a responsibility to pay attention to you because you think you're talented?

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(i was writing that while you were struggling with yr itals)

ps anyone watching POPULAR will understand that as usual american teen tv is exploring these issues more intelligently (= dialectically heh) than peel ever did, or even PiL and you KNOW how much i heart lydon

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus :
are your foreays into Japan an example of the west treating the eat with colonial exoticism ? You've read Said, is orentialism realvent to you ?
I'm still fucked up from school and i pretend to be more eccentric then i am because of being borgie and banal . But frankly i am middle class intelgencia and so were any of the revolutionaries that you so admire. Wilde had two boys by Constance and Freud lived in the better regions of London.
What am i saying, that the secuirty of wealth allows you t disdain those who live more ordianry and pleasent lives

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark: the reason I stress the importance of recognition is that I'm not claiming artists are somehow going to overturn the world. I'm portraying them very much as professional communicators, wedded forever to the world they came out of when they self-selected as 'creatives' but not intent on its destruction.

I have many different canons. In this thread my 'good objects' are the early Peel canon of Viv Stanshall, Ivor Cutler, Bolan and Barrett. Endearing quirky creatives, very English and somewhat whimsical, rather than radicals.

But just as Peel has veered towards 'the bloke next door' rather than these 'crazy diamonds', artists today increasingly have to compete with people-products who are no longer even pretending to be 'interesting' or 'insightful' or 'experimental'. The notion of paying attention to someone who has a more refined or imaginative inner life, or 'innervision', is not fashionable -- in fact it creeps people out. 'Why should I listen to you, Bjork, just because you were a child prodigy and live in a tent on the roof of a building in the Meatpacking District and listen to field recordings of voles and, okay, probably are, in some way talented, when I can listen to people who live in the same kind of two-up two-down semi as I do and have the same kind of reassuringly humdrum experiences?'

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I do think the US is more healthy in this respect. Pop culture there is truly Nietzschean. To get on Springer you have to be really fat or really angry or have a really extraordinary mullet. It lacks the twee British boundaries of taste and propriety, and therefore is evolving towards who knows what interesting madness.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are your foreays into Japan an example of the west treating the eat with colonial exoticism ?

I'm going to call it the 'eat' from now on, thank you Ant. I'm just here to eat it. I'm lapping it up.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I absolutely can bitch about TJ; technically I'm a freelance, not an employee (a distinction which, thankfully, prevents me from being invited on staff team-building weekends which include his irritating hippy wife) and I've called him a Zen capitalist to his face. Wolfgang Tillmans has much worse things to say about him than I do, as it happens, but TJ has to swallow it whole because the association with Wolfgang is more valuable to him than it is to Wolfie. The Showstudio shoot was, for a killed-on-account-of-imagined-controversy type thing, incredibly innocuous. But the way TJ was scared of the reaction of that industry is very, very telling. He wasn't thinking about it intelligently because self-censorship may be self-preservation, but it is not intelligent if you take the long view. I would personally rather be unpopular with the mainstream for the right reasons than popular with the mainstream for all the wrong reasons, eg. because I didn't speak out against something wrong when I knew it to be so.

Here is my home truth: the advertising/marketing industry is THE MOST CONSERVATIVE of ALL, no question. It is imperialist, sexist, racist patronising, totalitarian, and utterly mediocre, colonising anything 'new' - and if you give an ad exec one inch, they'll take the mile eventually. In fact, anyone in ANY line of work who mentions their brand more than once in the first ten minutes of interaction must be taken away and shot in the spirit of revolutionary insurrection. Or at the very least this is a reliable guide for spotting assholes who aren't geniuses.

The current climate in consumer magazines, where advertisers claim to be tightening their belts, is detrimental to freedom of expression because the magazines in question are tripping over themselves to win favour with the stealth conservatives who make up the industry (look, I don't care how cool the toys are that you buy with your £50k a year are, if you use your economic power to prevent someone from disagreeing with you in public, you are on the same primrose path as Pinochet).

A few years ago I suggested a piece where advertisers would be called into question for appropriating the ideas of the creative types (eg. Gillian Wearing) regularly featured in the magazine, which never ran shy of profiling, for example, the McLibel trial people or grassroots anti-government protestors. But when faced with a criticism of the advertisers buying space in the magazine, my editor said no to such a piece because she was scared the advertisers would pull their spending if criticised (it was okay to criticise McDonalds because they didn't buy space, and the government because we do ostensibly live in a democracy in Britain). There was a similar problem with the criticism of 'foundations' run by fashion companies to give artists money for projects, eg. the Prada Foundation. As a friend of mine, a very prominent artist, said, 'Oh, a *foundation*. If it makes them feel any more intelligent, fine. But it has TAX DODGE written all over it.' These companies want to be seen as having a link with the cutting edge of the culture, to elevate themselves above mere 'shopping', but quickly display their true colours if challenged with the sort of discourse found at the cutting edge, where people argue about intent, content motivation and appropriation.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

**There are doubtless elaborate Oblomovian justifications people have for not yet having achieved anything**

I've met virtually no-one who has achieved *nothing*. Of course stuff like building a boat, renovating a house, running a marathon, learning a couple of languages, coming out as gay at 30, working for charity, and juggling work and family through serious illness, probably rates as *nothing* vs the ability to flaunt a surface knowledge of two or three philosophers. (These examples btw were taken from my immediate family and folks at work).

**We live in a world in which the dogma is 'we're all equal, we're all as valuable as each other'. But that doesn't mean we're all the same. I, and most people I know, are people who were ostracised at school as 'freaks'. And school was the last contact we had with 'normal' people. We gravitated to people like ourselves -- by and large self-employed, artistic, creative people**

What Gareth said. If you bothered to find out, instead of holing-up with fellow pseuds 24-7, you'd see what people had to offer, and value what they know, respect the way they live. Problem is, they might just spot that you're a ridiculous, pompous bigot.

Dr. C (Suburban Breeder, Square), Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

taking sides: the eat vs the wet FITE!!

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, intelligent ad execs do exist - they're the ones who realise that discourse and criticism make them look like they're doing a better job. I think there may possibly be half a dozen of them.

Equality: we are supposed to enjoy equal protection under the law regardless of sex, income, beliefs or race. Talent of an exceptional type can crop up anywhere.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It would actually be tremendously reassuring for me to know that my enemies were just people in marketing and advertising, and their conservatism. Alas, I'm feeling more and more that the 'enemies of promise' are the people themselves. Just plain, ordinary people, and their conservatism. What do I do? I make my work financially independent of them, at the risk of having to do jingles for Pizza Hut to support my lifestyle (I kid you not, I am doing a song about cheese for a cheesy Hut commercial right now). Or I ignore them, at the risk of being called an elitist, as I have been on this thread. I don't mind that, really. How can there be a powerless elite? An elite of the spirit, perhaps? It sounds glamourous. A secret global society of initiates, like the one in Chesterton's 'The Man Who Was Thursday'. Count me in. I'll recognise you by the secret handshake.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Arguably, the world's number one problem now is social conformity. We have more people alive than have ever been alive at one time, and yet there are not enough different ways of living. There is, increasingly, a global monoculture based on 'the family' and 'shopping'.

For someone so interested in seeing the world and dinding 'interesting' folks, how can you have so little faith in people? How fucking boring.

Graham, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you in Japan because you do not want to be another english eccentric. Look at what happened to Syd Barret. He isn't happy,none of the eccentrics you mentioned except for Dranger are/were (and he was happy mostly cause he was silent). Is yr foray into the world of Tokyo a way to wean from the tit of the Queen?If that is the case, why are you listening to the BBC and obsessing over home? How frightened are you that you will be the next John Peel ? And how much does the "strange allure of other cultures" figure into this ? Why did this program upset you so, when you have spent months creaming yr jeans abut the glories of Shibuya? What happens if you become Thomas Hart Benton ? Remember Benton gave birth to Pollock . Aside from all that haven't the most realevent artists for the last 100 years worked ready mades and concepts,lets argue that Peels new program is a Duchampian Readymade or a Lomaxan Field Recording . If this happened 100 or 200 years ago it would be hip and important. Fuck the feelings of Episthillia and concentrate on why this upset you so ? Are you afraid yr really British under all the DAndies clothes ?

This sounds ad hominem , it isnt intended to - it's me wondering where its coming from

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PS
Jerry SPringer=American Culture is a cheap shot and you know its crafted as much as anything else, the work of Allen Ball is a better example .

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And, you know, all this stuff about how I should hang out with steel workers -- I'm just doing exactly what a steel worker does. I'm hanging with my own, and guffawing at outsiders from the works canteen (in my case, of course, a minimalist sushi bar called, ironically, Canteen). I don't see any steel workers making big, er, bridge- building efforts with me, holding out fisty, dirty, friendly hands to the geek in the girl's pink shirt, asking how my sampler works...

If I was Joe Orton I would probably be fucking them, though.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You are setting up strawmen-and have little respect for the working classes-do you know who is listening to you right now- a carpenter, and hes digging it.

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how can you have so little faith in people

This just comes out of my personal history. Call me bitter and twisted if you like. It was never the public who gave me any breaks or credit. It was English teachers and creative writing mentors, guys like Ivo and Alway and McGee who ran little labels, fellow artists, gallery curators. Not the public, who vastly preferred Bono and Dido, not just to me but to all my heroes.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So are you a petualent child who has taken his marbles and gone home because none of the other kids want to play with him or do you suffer a persuction complex or is there legimatcy in this arguemnt ?

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Leonard Cohen Made It ?

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham is right to have faith in people, who will eventually tire of being spoon-fed with lowest-common-denominator entertainment devised for them by people who hate and want to exploit them.

I know it's elitist of me to think that 95 per cent of people are breeding stock who I probably couldn't (or wouldn't) find much in common with, but I'm not bothered about anyone thinking less of me because of that, since I don't hate the masses enough to make them consume innocuous, plebian things dreamt up by my patronising mates in a focus group. But 95 per cent of people are ruled by the other five per cent, and quite willingly too.

Hey, Nick...hitting the Hut for cash? You are now attempting to advertise American fast food. Wasn't this one of those non-negotiable points of no return where you insisted on being taken to the proverbial field and being shot should you ever collude in this way?

Oh, the danger of a friend with a good memory.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The pendulum will swing back. That I really believe. I think we're just living in a time where conformity rules. But it won't always be so. The 60s weren't like this, and there will be another time like the 60s within my lifetime, when everybody, even the 'normals, plastics, breeders, straights and squares', wants to experiment. I'm living for that.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

suzys question is an interesting one-if you hate consumer culture, why bother with pepsicos cash.

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Liked your point that the ultimate respect you can have for people is to treat them as if they deserve better than High Street. Which I have always done.

Hitting the Hut for cash is either my lowest point yet, or a brilliant strategy to get the sleepwalking masses to pay for the promotion of Super Madrigal Brothers and The Gongs, young American artists on my label who make work which I want widely heard, even though it will cause barfing in approximately 90% of the pizza munchers who, unbeknownst to themselves, are paying for its promotion.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

momus i am erasing yr songs off my computer. goodbye

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The whole problem with LCD entertainment is that it began making an impact in the mid-'90s when an ironic view of traditional gender roles, etc, soon metamorphosed into a much less ironic stance resulting in a Light Entertainment era Britain where people worry about breeding, class and property prices, just like the '50s. It's problematic because the choice to opt out of the whole thing is not as clearly marked or possible as it used to be, at least in Britain, which is now a much more expensive place to live. I think there is a big danger that this will kill dissent and creative growth in this country, leaving a certain door closed to people who don't come from an asset-filled background, turning them into a kind of servant class they never wanted to be, and in the 21st century should not have to slide backwards into becoming.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant faith as in that everyday folk are just as interesting as people that live in japanese harems or tents on roofs or igloos or ect, but whatever. Eccentricity is wasted on the bohemian.

Graham, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ron: is that because I advertise for Pizza Hut to fund starving young artists, or because people don't buy my records? And did you buy them when you made the files? And, if they were stuff like 'Tender Pervert', didn't you notice exactly the same attitude to 'normality' on that record as in this thread?

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Normality": is this where we get to quote Marx and reification?

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

For God's sake, Momus. You're acting like a 17 year old here. When I was 17, I thought there was an 'us and them'. I dressed differently (same as the rest of 'us' my how unconformist). I got pissed off with someone who went over to 'them'. It was a stupid and juvenile decision. I doubt our friendship could ever be the same.
The essential truth is that everyone is the same. Everyone has the same insecurities. And everyone has to get on with life. Getting a job, keeping a job, having a family, coping with a family and the mundanities of life are hard things to do. But being fulfilled is the reward, and I would argue that this is just as fulfilling as being creative. (And some people, amazingly! (seeing as creativity and a normal life just can't go together can they?) do both).
I find it insulting that your use of 'normal people' has such negative connotations as everyone is normal, it's just some happen to be more crearive than others.

Bill, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus has special needs

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No matter, Nick. Just shows he couldn't even be arsed to go out and buy the tracks, and he thinks you'll draw in a sharp breath because he's erased a few mp3's. What a hollow form of protest.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd also like to point out that 90% of recording artists, even friends of dissent and champions of the working man, would not have stuck around after Ethan's 'asshole' comment. But I am here to reason sweetly with you yet. I thrive on these unpopular positions, I find them the most interesting questions. You can fall off your pedestal defending them, but I ain't on one. Erase files, copy files, trade files, it's all the same to me.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well aren't you fab.

(Note to Momus: Not everyone gets hit upside the head as much as you do. And no, it doesn't make you special either)

Graham, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is NO SUCH THING as normal.

If someone finds your life boring, average or in some way mediocre, relax. The important thing is that you do not. Or do you? Is that what this is really all about, someone had the temerity to suggest that certain ways of living are not satisfactory because of the implications of that lifestyle serving the needs of a conservative social agenda, which as a teenager you may have seen in black/white instead of shades of grey?

Is the teenager really so wrong? Would your inner teen be revolted by what you had become, or pleased?

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

For God's sake, Momus. You're acting like a 17 year old here. When I was 17, I thought there was an 'us and them'. I dressed differently (same as the rest of 'us' my how unconformist). I got pissed off with someone who went over to 'them'. It was a stupid and juvenile decision.

You're absolutely right, Bill, I am very binary, very us and them. And it's probably because I feel halfway between 'us' and 'them'. I can still listen to Radio 4 and recognise that view of reality, even though the only people in R4's target demographic I have any dealings with are elderly members of my own family. R4 makes sense to me as much as, say, 'Les Onze Mille Verges' by Apollinaire does. But one of them is pulling me towards the ordinary, and the other towards the extraordinary. And they cannot co-exist in my head. One of them has to die, be trashed. It's interesting that when I trash Home Truths, people start trashing my records, like I was Lennon saying The Beatles are bigger than Jesus. I mean, at least both The Beatles and Jesus were radicals; exciting people with a big vision for the world. Whereas I was setting up the dry, twee fantasies of Ivor Cutler ('Life in a Scotch Sitting Room') versus the dry, twee narratives of Mrs Taylor from Aldershot. And still they trash my files! Time to join the Symbionese Liberation Army.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that is fair comment, re you sticking around to discuss: i always assume (trans: struggle hard to remember) that you momus are being deliberately infuriating when you take up one of yr impossible contrarian contradictory positions (and i am not exactly innocent of being infuriating myself) => but if yr opponent stalks out of the room furiously, it means you have won the fight but lost the argument

(this particular argt was always completely unwinnable anyway, because it requires re-establishing an opposition that hardly anyone seems to accept or understand any longer, crowd vs star, expert vs punter, elite vs mass, doctor vs patient, general vs grunt, political spinmeister vs ordainry working ppl => you can get it up and working locally, or one zone, reasonably impressively, but as soon as you let it travel it falls to bits)

eg momus jumped along four or five steps becomes mandelson

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

18 TILL I DIE! (Me and Bryan Adams.)

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'because it requires re-establishing an opposition that hardly anyone seems to accept or understand any longer, crowd vs star, expert vs punter, elite vs mass, doctor vs patient, general vs grunt, political spinmeister vs ordainry working ppl'

But this 'nobody thinks about it anymore' is dangerously close to 'common sense', i.e. whenever somebody raises the hi/lo divide it immediately gets slapped down, "We solved that ages ago". Why the garlic and crosses to ward off elitism all the time?

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bah i keep posting simultaneously

when you were on that other thread dissing those poor 50s UK artist folks for being down with picasso years too late, and a wee bit tepid with it, i thought => but momus that is YOU — and also it is the Actual Factual Founding Era and Rationale for the ICA heh — and that is why you (and they and the ICA) may be much more interesting than you're (on THAT thread) claiming, because they have querulously refused to get with the Big Canon (= Modern Art = the top ten, same diff).

(i realise there is little real percentage in trying to find convincing common logical ground between Momus postings on difft threads)

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

close italic, open italic, close italic. Now form a band.

This is very funny.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"garlic and crosses": but the ppl who left the room squawking are not the pro-elitists...

anyway the point i am making is that it cannot be introduced as the argument-winning capper to the debate, the devastating ground on which all agree all agree, because it isn't: i didn't put this in my list becuz i wanted it to stay non-toxic, but i could also have said eg general vs grunt, men vs women, white vs black... see? it can be shifted into a territory where you suddenly think, ok, hold on, yes, now i'm anti-elitism

what i am getting at is that there is no longer an agreed-on CENTRE to this "elite" argt => that an elite that you may APPROVE of in one area of yr life (for example, i like ppl who can WRITE, tho i have a quite idiosyncratic definition of that) is very likely the OPPOSITE of an elite in other areas of yr life (great artists are rubbish husbands, say). The argt is unwinnable because no one today will say YAY 12-LIZARDS (even if they secretly believe it) (which you dave q do not, tho some of yr critics on this board believe you do)

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hail, fellow troll! Here's the secret handshake and the baton Mr Q!

Mark: when you were on that other thread dissing those poor 50s UK artist folks for being down with picasso years too late, and a wee bit tepid with it, i thought => but momus that is YOU

This is why I bring these things up, because I have a cigar in every ashtray on topics like these. On the one hand, I like to think my work is futuristic. On the other hand, it's retro. On the one hand, I quote Takashi Murakami's Superflat thing and say 'There is no high / low distinction any more', on the other I'm hanging with Matthew Arnold and F.R. Leavis and advocating scrutiny and discrimination. On the one hand I love people and their capacity for invention, irregardless of what stylists and curators and editors tell them to do. On the other hand I'm siding with the creative professionals against the idiot masses. I'm all over the shop, which is why I want your feedback.

So why are people so terrified of this hi/lo thing? Doesn't it tie into conformity and a hatred of diversity / difference (the radical line)? Or is it that people simply have no respect for their betters any more (the reactionary line)? — and also it is the Actual Factual Founding Era and Rationale for the ICA heh — and that is why you (and they and the ICA) may be much more interesting than you're (on THAT thread) claiming, because they have querulously refused to get with the Big Canon (= Modern Art = the top ten, same diff).

(i realise there is little real percentage in trying to find convincing common logical ground between Momus postings on difft threads)

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Whoops, my post ends with the words 'the reactionary line', the rest is spurious paste.)

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

blimey original pirate material

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Betters? Yes, people don't have betters anymore, there are now just people who have more money and more stuff.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also it just occurred to me: this prog HOME TRUTH is being beamed to Japan because it REPRESENTS AN ESCAPE FROM CONFORMISM AND NORMALITY in Japan -> as Frank Chicken Kazuko Hohki always says, I fled conformist Tokyo for England because I read WIND IN THE WILLOWS and wanted to be where it had come from, and on the first day I was here I met a man who played the piano WITH HIS FEET and knew I was home.

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I certainly have betters. For instance, as I've mentioned recently, I'm totally in awe of what Holger Hiller did in the early days of sampling. And his composition talent, which he learned from a pupil of Hindemith. And the fact that, given two sides of a 12", he didn't make a 12" single (as I probably would have done) but a mini- operetta about trousers. Or the fact that he worked video sync into his 80s performances. Or made a wonderful sound portrait of the city of Tokyo. Hiller is my current hero, therefore I acknowledge him as my better. Without betters, how would I improve my own work? Without admiration, there could only be self- admiration, surely? Is it only artists who feel this way about other artists? No, I'm sure sportsmen feel it about other sportsmen, ad men about other ad men, etc. The difference might be that now we don't accept a fixed social order in which people are better by virtue of rank, title, or privilege. We choose our own betters for capricious personal reasons. But we won't hear any potential betters on Home Truths. Unless, perhaps, better mothers, or people with a better sense of humour about their problems. Is that it? Is daily life also a competence, an art, capable of inspiring 'survivors' and 'copers' the same way Holger Hiller inspires fellow samplers?

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Caught in the middle here. People internalize stereotypes about themselves, and our assent to them greases the big machine. The steelworkers are a lot more diverse and weirder a bunch than you might think, but there are always the bigshots, the alphas, who try to keep everyone 'authentic' and in line.

We have to be more specific when we use phrases like 'ordinary folks', because those who have a career and those who have a job are not the same. I actually think that there is more hope for those who just have 'a job'. The careerists will be tougher nuts to crack.

Once upon a time, there was a talented, good-looking, charismatic boy who wanted to be an actor. But he did the day job thing while feeding his dream at night. He made a lot of friends this way, he was well- liked and 'well-adjusted'. Then, at 30, he found himself married with a baby to support and he started his own business to keep the whole thing afloat. But something was nagging him - he needed a charge, a sense of risk in his life that was difficult to find in remote suburbia. So he started driving down to the waterfront to do some gambling. And he became an addict and went deeply into debt.

The business required much work and travel, and between that and the gambling, he wasn't seeing his family all that much. So one day, he decided to take the day off to spend with his child. Only, somehow he ended up at the boat again (the boat that never leaves the shore), and he once again lost a whole bunch of money.

The next day, he shot his wife in the face and then shot his baby as she lay in her car seat, ready to go for a ride. Then he got in his car and drove to his parents house and shot them as they were making breakfast and he shot himself.

They are all dead but the family decided to bury them together as whatever this was, it was not about hate.

U No, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Betters seemed like such an anachronistic way of putting it, laden with class/caste connotations. That's all. Heroes, maybe that's better.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why are role models called role models? if "better" is as Momus is currently claiming conformistly defined as "more ordinary" then all that will happen is that in the struggle to emerge was the "most ordinary" some very extremely bizarre distortions of "the ordinary" will emerge. Home Truths is not a cultural monolith watched by all, and it's at [ratings] war with dozens of other progs which are proposing other, conflicting versions of the humdrum-as-ideal... the Darwinian um "Role Models" on Temptation Island are not very Peel-oid, that's for sure. I'd say the skills these various programmes call for are quite unusual. Not necessarily in a good way at all. TV as I watch it is an endless series of clips of extreme non-normal incidents: last night THE MOMENT OF IMPACT showed a series of racing cars and motorboats hurtling at high speed into the crowds watching them.

Presenting it as the "hi-lo debate" is completely misconceiving it: that's no longer the shape of the argument (and — as i said above — trying to re-establish it as being basically this shape is a mug's game...) If my brain were to turn to mush and I were suddenly to say, "Yes!! High was right all along and always", surely the first thing I'd take off my computer would be my Momus and Brazen Hussies MP3s...

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As I read U No's post I was expecting him to say "and I was that boy..." until I got to the part about the murders.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i just remembered that the thread here where i was accused — most upsettingly because i think probably most accurately — of being a fake populist and secret elitist was about (at least for me when contributing) abt Quality of Writing, and who causes bad writing, eg Ronan's on his journalism lecturer. I am very Momus-ish and Hi-Lo in my elitist attitude to writing, probably: though my canons of quality do not I think accord with those of the cultural elites as generally recognised. (eg i think there is far more great writing on ILx — and not by me — than on any magazine currently publishing...)

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

U No's story is surely the deep dark downside of having heroes OR "betters"/role models: that you come to hate yourself — and despise what you may in fact be very good at — because you are not good at things you revere more. Aspiration turns to horrible imprisonment. At which point, having a sense of humour about yr plight may WELL be the lifesaving skill you most need to cultivate.

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark: Home Truths is on BBC Radio 4. It's not at all extremist, and not 'competing' with anything other than a string quartet on Radio 3 and some sports news on Radio 5.

Peel, in a webchat on the BBC Home Truths page:

Tricia Twelvetree: Did you ever envisage that Home Truths would touch such a core of UK family life. You broadcast many items to which I think "My God I thought that only happened to me!!

John Peel: That's exactly the feeling I have too, I'm amazed that so many people have had experiences I thought were unique to our family. I just like the fact that almost everybody you speak to, has some feature in their lives that they regard as absolutely normal. Which would have any other person whistling in astonishment.

And here's Ozzy Osbourne on 'The Osbournes', from the CNN website:

Ozzy seems pleased with the attention, even if he doesn't quite understand it.

"I see the show. I don't see anything funny about it. It's just me with my family, at home," he told CNN's Anderson Cooper on "American Morning." "People go, 'Oh, that's so funny, Ozzy, when you run up the stairs' and the dog craps on my carpet, you know. It's normal for me. ... We just went with what is normal."

These are pretty similar. They seem to propose that 'the ordinary is extraordinary'. They basically reverse the media cliche Barry Humphries was parodying with Dame Edna, 'housewife superstar'. Here, Ozzy (and, to some extent, Peel) is 'superstar housewife'. What irks me, though, is that behind the ingenuous tone and the Phil Collins-like 'I'm just an ordinary guy, no jacket required' kind of charisma, there are two wily and experienced media professionals. Peel and Ozzy have both had contact with 'other worlds'. I'd love to know about the creation of 'Paranoid' or what it was like to hang out with Marc Bolan. Instead, I get domestic trivia. And this is, I think, because we live in a world frightened to death of the otherness which inhabited Bolan or 'satanic period' Ozzy, and which rewards and relays only their total domestication.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In fairness, perhaps one's appetite for "other worlds" diminishes as one moves towards old age? Especially with a family to keep you busy? And perhaps a fascination for the (seemingly) banal is only there to offset everything else? Yes, there are those who exclusively consume the banal, but that is their choice. I don't want a steady diet of exotica myself.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe the key word in my above post is "perhaps". I don't know what I really think.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Then, at 30, he found himself married with a baby to support and he started his own business to keep the whole thing afloat'

Well there's your answer. 'Role models' = 'betters' = people who don't 'let things happen' that fuck up their master plans. 'ccepting the specialness of ordinary people' in practice too often = 'realism' = acceptance of 'outside forces' (as if the decision to have a family, to do ANYTHING, is an irresistable juggernaut force that frustrates well-meaning artistes to fuck their lives up and then blame cruel caprices of fate). Sometimes, sacrifices have to be made and the fact that nobody wants to do that anymore might have something to do with rabid consumption of portrayals of other people's powerlessness and methods of coping with same? It's always been easier to claim all along that one is mute & inglorious rather than offer proof otherwise, now it appears as if the mute ingloriousness is validation in itself.

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Family life. Normal. Normal life. Family.' Am I the only one to think there's something shrill about this? That it's ideology? That it sticks in the craw when you know that the same individuals retailing it were, a couple of decades back, offering the world 'The Perfumed Garden' and 'Paranoid'? Sure, we all glide towards the slippered anodyne as we get older, but *fuck it*, some of you on this thread are young! Why are you justifying this crap?

'Normal life. Family life. Family life. Normal life. Shopping as patriotism. Social care farmed out to church groups. Shareholder value, advertiser approval. Family normality for the normal family.' Doesn't it make you want to scream?

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When you put it THAT way, of course..........

Noone's saying they want to live a predetermined boring life. I don't think anything to do with a family is necessarily that. If you're criticising peoples tendency to paint those who don't go down the "family life" road as odd or not normal, then sure I agree with you. But that's not to say those who do are boring either.

Ronan, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe "Children of the Grave" EARNED 'the Osbournes' the right to promote their model of reproduction etc? (Like "Ha ha Mom, remember those Sab records of mine you burned because you wanted me to follow the straight family path? Well, the people who MADE those records are now a family role model on TV! Ha ha ha, spend the rest of your days babbling about your lost utopia like Maggie T!") Even if that's the case, I doubt their TV show's influence will cork the Sab genie bottle. (There's no way it could, anyway - one problem I find with Momus' analysis is he conflates family hegemony with consumerism, when consumerism = ageism/destruction of all values that stand in the way of consumption/selling rope to hang oneself with etc. which is what's cool about rampant consumerism IMHO - except that the plebs spend their money on such SHIT! etc., which is the Great Unspoken as to why 'writers' waste so much goddamn time writing, trying to figure out why this is and hopelessly trying to change it, and not admitting to it of course)

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm, everything is an advertisment - uor cothes, even our posts here are ads for a way of life, an ideology, a sexuality, not necessarily blatant ads, but certainly a recognition, even down to our email addresses...so there's no way out of that system, we are what we advertise, I guess...

But there are ways, I mean as a polynontheist, the only thing I have hope/faith for/in are people - they disappoint me a lot, but I'm sure others get pissed off when the gods don't give them what they want...but this is not a discussion about religion,, more about class...

Having been bron into the under-uber-class, moved within the uppers of argentine class, intellectually/artistically cocksucked my way into the middle class and then decided I liked it better where I satrted out, I have to say that at least us working class'ers are honest - we tell you straight up we think things are shit (btw momus - i don't include you in this category, and I actually value a fair bit of yr argument here) even when we move between cultures ie patti smith escpaed new jersey working class life went via rimbaud and then back to suburban motherhood...

I don't think there's anything particularly bad momus with you not seeking out steelworkers...there is something wrong with automatically dismissing them without knowing any of them, and broad generalisations and the such, but if you want to hang out with artists...well ok, cool...

Diversity is interesting, it's at times exciting, but it's also incredibly banal - I live in a multi-cultural block of lfats and all our shit stinks.

Queen G, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

can you give an actual reason why your momus-style life is better than a stable middle-class family, considering only the absolute ideals of both? i mean it's such a meaningless cultural stereotype to fight, you're just playing the extreme taste of mountain dew to the boring b&w father knows best family, but even at the basics of that cliche (happy children, loving wife, church on sundays) can you explain why i would rather choose lawsuits for crap novelty songs and syphilis tests instead?

ethan, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

From the Peel webchat again: 'K B: John, do you think Radio 4 listeners have ever been put off by frequent references to your other (fabulous) radio shows?

John Peel: Well, I always hoped there'd be some kind of cross-fertilisation. I'd like people who listen to Radio 4 to listen to Radio 1 and vice versa. I don't think many do to be honest. The thing is, the Radio 1 programmes apparently have the highest number of listeners under 16, which is a source of great pleasure to me. If they start listening to Radio 4, that's good for Radio 4. We've always been told the average Radio 4 listener is about the age of 80.'

So some of those 80 year olds are tuning in to hear the Rechenzentrum session on Peel's Radio 1 show, then, after being drawn in by innocuous human interest stories on Home Truths? I think not. Rechenzentrum's world is full of the 'otherness' that Home Truths avoids like the plague.

Peel seems to be suggesting that, at around the age of 16, people might be interested in that otherness, but later they'll settle back into 'normality', which means reproducing themselves. So, in a life with seven decades in it, you might spend one decade toying with 'the extraordinary' (the world of art, of drugs, of dreams, 'perfumed garden'-style sex, lifestyle experiments) and the other six preoccupied with family matters, with repetition and reproduction and tradition. It's just a dismally conservative view of life.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"When airwaves swing, distant voices sing." Kraftwerk

mike hanle y, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

momus you sound like daria for christ's sake.

ethan, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Ethan, I really can't justify it with ref. to 'absolute principles'. They're my politics and my religion: creativity, art, sex, and experiment. They're what make me feel alive. Ask me again if I ever have kids.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

for the sake of humanity i hope you don't!!

ethan, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

People seem to automatically give breeders a free pass, like they're heroic just for doing what insects do without thinking about, when in reality, most breeders, while being nice people and all, simply have no foresight, imagination, or will to resist stuff. That's OK, but when thy start to get militant about it that's when elitism becomes not only defensible but mandatory. They've already earned their place in society (unjustified IMHO), so slap 'em around all you want, without mercy. It won't kill them, just restore a bit of balance?

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus I hear what you're saying; trust me. But a seven-decade life with one decade of toying with the "extrordinary" and the others filled with tradition and family matters may perhaps in one sense be conservative, but dismal? Surely your sense for the dramtic is overselling the point here. In the most broad terms, such a life could be spectacular and fulfilling. It could also be dismal, but it's what you full your life with that matters, not just the vague outline or arc that you're on. Repitition? Please, human life is full of repetition. Wanting to escape the mundane is understandable. But are you swinging too far in the other direction?

On another note (and somewhat playing devil's advocate), I'm sure you're finding Japan to be a country free of concerns such as family matters and tradition.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bach had about 10000 children...

minna, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No 'breeders' = no 'exceptions, freaks, visionaries, loonies'

DG, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But are you swinging too far in the other direction?

Because my contributions to this thread are so important, I'm asking readers to mentally delete this sentence from my post.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus - have you read "Revolutionary Road" by Richard Yates?

david h, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus YOU are the one who is listening to Radio Four = if you seek out middleclass conformism you will find it. Watch TV you ninny = it is mostly all about carcrashes and volcanoes and supermodels and serial murderers and little kittens dying or going into surgery. All families on all UK soaps are a dysfunctional disaster area hurrah.

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Even if constant bashing of breeders was cranked up to a hysterical level (which it's NOWHERE NEAR on this board despite what some people appear to think and despite my best efforts), it doesn't change the fact that in mortgaging their ambitions and talents they're avoiding a collective lonely, squalid death as a pathetic 80-year-old faggot living in a public toilet, having had all the 'experiences' the world had to offer and nobody to listen to them recount them. Breeders are protected by their shrewdness/'cowardice', so all the slings and arrows directed at them are deflected by the mortality-reconciling- invisible-force-field.

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dave q is getting broody!!

(also wasn't that the guy who tried to date ronan?)

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Excellent point from Mark S. That British TV is now so thoroughly grotesque, crass, self-referential and completely offensive on every level should be paradise for fringe-art aficionados! JG Ballard's "People complain about sex and violence on TV, there's nowhere near enough to make it worth watching" - that was said in the 70s, and hopefully he's happy now - I sure am!

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh fuck, a wake-up call? My distaste for using prophylactics must be abolished forthwith. Time to stand in front of the microwave on full power with my bollocks hanging out for an hour?

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Being a breeder doesn't necessarily imply mortgaging your ambitions and talents,though, does it? And if the invisible force-field of family allows you to escape a miserable squalid death alone in a toilet etc., well that's pretty good, isn't it?

As a gay man, I guess I'm glad I'll live a life that is different than the oft-travelled path of eveyone else... but I also am somewhat envious of the time-tested charms of marriage, family, etc. I think the family is ideally the foundation for you to build on, not a stone around your neck. Of course, the outcome depends on the decisions you make and the attitude you have.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, did I just pay lip service to the "gay lifestyle" there, albeit in passing? Let me collect my wits.

Of couse, being gay means I get to play with other guy's dicks, which I have to admit is pretty cool.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There's NO SUCH THING as normal

Suzy: But surely saying this is saying exactly the same as what I said. If everyone is different, then that is normal, isn't it? (Sorry to be so contrary about this but still...) And yes, I am happy with where I am now, because it has made me content instead of sitting around and being depressed with my lot, and because I believe I have the drive and conviction to do whatever I want with my life whilst operating within within 'average' parameters. If you see what I mean.

Bill, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does the family unit = patriotic duty? Momus sounds like he'd be happier in a Brave New World where the family unit is obsolete, Mother is a dirty world and everyone indulges in elevated promiscuity orgy-porgy and all that. I don't want to hear about Bob's aching back but I don't really care that Bjork living in a tent either. She probably gets a bad back on occassion too. Is anyone going to give a fuck in 50, 100 years? For all the banal, reality-tv people shoved down your throats there is infinitely more crap on celebrities and "exceptionals". The problem is sorting the true exceptionals, a handful at best at any given time, from the hundreds of wannabe exceptionals.

Evangeline, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All of this talk about family , where does those who cannot have children, what christ talked about "the eunuchs which have been born thus from [their] mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs of men; and there are eunuchs who have made eunuchs of themselves for the sake of the kingdom of the heavens. He that is able to receive [it], let him receive [it]. Mark 19" So how in your world momus do the eunuchs reject family and mantain he kingdom of the heavens (which i am assuming is crawling with breeders, think in metaphors)

anthony, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

suzy - i do not want to fite w/ you I'm sorry i was not nice to yr friend.

I have heard very few momus songs. I have only very recently heard of the guy. I was at the point where i was curious to see what he was about, so i downloaded TWO SONGS from YR OWN FUCKING WEBSITE for fucks sake. Also Anthony sent me one he wanted me to hear while this discussion was happening. I grew angry at the attitudes that were being presented and decided that I dont want to be supportive of someone who is blindly dismissive of people that are my friends and whom I love. Forgive me for having an emotional reaction. surely if you can dismiss the 95% as being useless, i can dismiss one little 'artist'

also I think that by removing themselves from contact with the general population and cultivating animosity, the intellectuals and artists are making the situation much worse. you have ended up preaching to the converted and give the stupidity gene which you fear much more evolutionary sway.

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

please nobody harp on the 95% comment, i do not offer it as a quote, it has just turned up a few times on this thread

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus is a dork. Isn't that basically what this whole thread is about?

adam, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As mentioned above by Momus himself and Mark S, at least Momus has a view and is prepared to argue it out. (And in fact start a huge discussion on the topic which is always a good thing. Isn't it?)

Bill, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i acknowledge and appreciate his willingness to stick around and talk directly to his detractors. May he also find the courage to deal face to face with the rest of humanity instead of hiding in the intelligentsia clubhouse playing with his glow-in-the-dark cultural decoder ring

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

taking sides: "glow-in-the-dark cultural decoder ring" vs "other men's dicks"

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://moleman.nohomers.net/framegrabs/confess.jpg

"this thread took an hour of my life and i want it baaaaaaaaack.", Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't say that 95 per cent of people were useless. They are immensely useful in terms of generating tax revenue, supplying cannon fodder worldwide, eating their fill of shite food, adapting to arbitrary routines set for them by others, working for less money than they're worth, creating the mainstream, and pretty much accepting life as it is because they genuinely believe that's the way things are and they can do nothing to change it, or believe they have reached an acceptable level of mastery in the great master/slave hoedown that is global capitalism.

And every 25 years they do it all over again (20 in Appalachia and Rotherham).

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the only thing really confusing about this thread is that momus and suzy actually seem disgustingly made for each other. (in a play-doh fun factory sort of way.)

jess, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't say that 95 per cent of people were useless. They are immensely useful in terms of generating tax revenue, supplying cannon fodder worldwide, eating their fill of shite food, adapting to arbitrary routines set for them by others, working for less money than they're worth, creating the mainstream, and pretty much accepting life as it is because they genuinely believe that's the way things are and they can do nothing to change it, or believe they have reached an acceptable level of mastery in the great master/slave hoedown that is global capitalism.

'Cept buy copies of your novel. Which they apparently did not do...! Christ, this thread smells like ass.

Dave, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nor buy copies of Momus' albums. Which after getting a copy of Ping Pong in a Paris flea market, I can understand. Mass public = taste.

Momus, do you want to know why you are not famous? Read this thread again - you only connect with Hoxton types.

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is seriously bothering me. I have one question for Hitler's Youth (Momus and Susie) do you both honestly think that you are interesting or are you both just immensely self absorbed that it has become a psychiatric injury that neither of you notice any more?

I'm believing the later.

Assholes.

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus - do you like Michel Houellebecq?

david h, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus - do you like Hitler?

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

[this thread gets better and better]

michael, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

David, calling people assholes or Hitler Youth on, ooh, your third post to ILE is not only bad manners, it's intellectually very, very poor.

Last I checked, I hadn't published a novel for you to call a failure, or provided a surname here for your busy little fingers to google.

Did you learn to criticise Hoxton types from reading the NME or something? Are you nuanced enough to figure out that what I was saying about the vast majority of people was: unlike the people who run virtually everything they consume or take in, I don't hate their fucking guts? I just wonder why they don't demand better treatment generally and then take some decisive action to make it happen.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hate to break it to you babe, but you and Momus are part of the 95 per cent. Cause Balzac or Edith Piaf either of you ain't.

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And me?

I'm proud to be part of the 95% of the people that do the loving, the fucking, the working and the living in my town.

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to start timing the gaps between the large fights on ILX, I think there's an exact science there somewhere.

Ronan, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have we reached Godwin's Law yet?

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

David, hate to break it to you, but Nick and I are both better at loving, fucking, working and living than you will ever, ever be.

Mind, to make that claim isn't saying much.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Right. And you and Momus and so passionate that it took infinite patience to read the meinkepf manifesto above.

Momus? I'll give you twenty of my ordinary dollars for you to write a jungle jingle for the birth of my son next week. Come on. Twenty whole normal ordinary dollars or would you prefer to be paid in majick beans and Can albums?

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if there is going to be a Top Fuckers throwdown we the judges are going to DETAILS!! And PICTURES!!¡¡!!

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And Suzy Q, babe, the thought of you and Momus having sex and referencing your passion with Henry Miller quotes makes it seem...how shall we say? There is a market for everything and everyone. Fortunately I do not fall into that niche.

ENOUGH. Said the King to the Jester. NOW WE DANCE!

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

time to rein in the barbs, people. the discourse has almost completely deteriorated

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaark!

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ, did that seem to be a Overpriviledged Princess doth scream? Oh doth say it not so. We shall feed egoth and she shall be better by nightfall for her illumination helps us, the plebians, with her witteth and her banterth and her Joan Crawfordth personalityth.

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

this be the new new nas/hova thread beeyotches

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes Ron. I was trying to think of a way to say that without sounding like a dick. But I couldn't. Yes he's right.

Ronan, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and who doth bredth Momus or was he created in Cherry Red hell, a cross fire hurricane of Pet Shop Boys West End Girls, Overdue Library Books, the personality x-factor of Oxford University and Marquis de Sade?

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*splutters*

What kind of dork wastes valuable sex time quoting Henry Miller? Honestly, you'll have to do better than that.

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"...I havent been fucked like that since grade school"."

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chortle. Somebody better give Garth here his ritalin, eh?

Mmmm, bacon. Canadian bacon...

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Quoting Chuck Pahlinuk does it for me...

Momus, I'll need twenty jingles on my desk by tomorrow or else your FIRED!

Momus: Yes boss, right away boss.

(Momus works long into the night)

HOME TRUTH: We are all whores for cash.

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Nuff said.

You can talk about but we all fuck the big boss man for money. Momus, Suzy, everyone. Only twits and twats think otherwise.

(Momus laying in bed with a shattered Suzy. "He's wrong. I'll come onto this board tomorrow and show him how wrong he is". Suzy: Why of course, everyone is wrong, everyone, HEHhehHEHEHEHEHEH..)

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But now you're a Manic Street Preachers ad campaign.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if anyone signed up for email alerts on this thread theyre fux0red

Ron, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and with that I will leave you lot to discuss your own brilliance and importance in the world without necessarily doing brilliant or important things (unless you count Pizza Hut jingles).

Bye.

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Makes sense that he's *years* out of date in more ways than one!

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry Suzy, living and fucking, so 1998, wasnt it?

Everyday I wake up glad not to be pondered down with the weight of nothing like you folks.

David, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I did that for old times sake.

Funny boy.

*drops out again for months to come*

doompatrol, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyday I wake up glad not to be pondered down with the weight of nothing like you folks.

That is so almost an Indigo Girls lyric.

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know why you bother to use a pseudonym Doompatrol, it's always so obvious it's you.

DG, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah it was sort of clear.

Ronan, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How's the book coming along then Doomie?

DG, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

almost too good, dg, the writing is almost going too well. grammatically i'm as fucked as ever but it's scary on how fast it's all coming now.

obviously i'm not as smart as the people on this here board but i'm doing as gosh darnit good of a job as i can do.

doomie, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it's going extremely well for the amount of interest i'm generating and me just networking myself all by my lonesome but isa comes here for the enlightenment cause i have troubles understanding things and me needs a good think up when i comes on y'all boards cause y'all so much better than me. i basked in y'all's intelligences and smarts and wits.

doomie, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's the book about?

Eh to move away from the warzone a little.....

Ronan, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I never give my ideas away, ronan and if you think I have, then I'm lying to you....but suffice to say it's about normalcy.

plus you can read some stuff that i've got coming out in some magazines and a short film that is being done at the moment with somebody coming out sometime soon.

ha! heh! ha!

going to bed.

i was blocked and came on here for a bit of a relief. i'm busy busy busy.

doomie, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Exactly, Ronan. I liked the discussion he had with me on the Poitier/ Cosby thread, that was cool. What on earth happened?

suzy, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks Doomie, you kept me entertained for a good 10 minutes there.

Ally C, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but considering what this thread is about i thought it pertinent to make my reappearance. re: novel: think/tennesse williams/flannery o'connor/denis johnson (he's an american god)/jackson pollack/primal scream and gorecki and the gap. never underestimate gap clothing as an influence.

i'm doing an article for a well known american magazine at the moment commissioned just three days ago ummmm........what else? just little bits and bobs of writing as i am the ghetto balzac.

doomie, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i was having a bit of fun suzy. matching it up with you is good fun as you can be as shitty/witty as virginia woolf on a good day. it's all writing in the end, nothing personal.

doomie, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ie. I feel that I am in a wu-tang remake of a turn of a century drawing room comedy and it producees good dialogue.

doomie, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread has bent my wookie.

Nicole, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry nicole, the thread will resume back to normal now (heh, normal). Also ronan think eugene o'neill.....the iceman cometh.

ps. i didnt steal anyone's dialogue but i think i just came up with the line that i was looking for bespoketh by me! hooray!

doomie, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I very much hope the first line of DP's novel = "Momus — do you like Hitler?"

mark s, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Forget that, make it the title.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*drops out again for months to come*

Well, goodbye, then, Doomie, it's... it's been wonderful.

Excuse me, somebody needs to use this door. Another cup of tea?

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

By the way, I may be despised and get my free mp3s trashed, but the thread soars on the Neilsen 'New Answers' ratings: 175 beats all comers. Nearest rival, Would You Have A Deaf Baby? at 112. This reality TV / all-celebrity family values thing is a winner. Now how can I make money from the poor misguided sods who came to watch it?

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Doomie, I'm not complaining....this thread is just a bit weighty, if you read 100+ messages in one go.

"Momus - Do You Like Hitler?" would win the booker prize, going by the title alone.

Nicole, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Could it be that I'm the only one to feel betrayed by John Peel because I'm the only one to care about John Peel? Does anybody else know that he did a show in the 1960s called The Perfumed Garden, in which, a whispering hippie aesthete, he played nothing but The Incredible String Band and delivered saucy suggestions rather than his later football tips? And does nobody here actually know or value the work of Viv Stanshall and Ivor Cutler, who released rather baroque spoken word albums in the 70s only because of the exposure they got on the Peel show, an exposure impossible to imagine on any other Radio 1 programme? You can't feel let down unless you feel taken up in the first place. I probably like families more than most of you too. And perhaps even people. I attack them because they could be so much greater than they are. Flashback to the point about Terry Jones, publisher of i-D. The tragedy of his position post 9-11 is that he eradicated self-criticism, which is exactly what every institution most needs. Including the family, including the John Peel fan club (I'm a member, because he introduced me to Pierre Schaumburg and Ivor Cutler!), and including, of course, the Momus corporation itself. (For instance, I totally agree with the poster upstream who said my lawsuit with Wendy Carlos was over a crap novelty song.)

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Could it be that I'm the only one to feel betrayed by John Peel because I'm the only one to care about John Peel?

No, you're not alone -- it's thanks to the Peel Sessions discs and comps, though, that he really became known at all in the States, and then to a large degree among college DJs like myself who envied his ability to control an entire nation's airwaves rather than a campus that wasn't tuning in much anyway.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's me meeting another of my elders and betters.

http://www.demon.co.uk/momus/cutlery.jpeg

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This reminds me of a photo I have of me standing next to Stephin Merritt. He looks about as happy as Mr Cutler does there.

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I could give you my Merrit photo too. He never looks happy. He looked even less happy the day I last saw him, cos his gums had just been ripped out and stitched back in.

Here's an Ivor Cutler website with sound samples of his Glaswegian-Beckettian (not to mention Oblomovidian) art: www.ivorcutler.org.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

his gums had just been ripped out and stitched back in

So that's why he sings the way he does.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i stand by my moleman-ism above.

poor ethan really nailed this one with the first answer though. yet here we are 180-odd later...

jess, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Listen to the Cutler sound files on this page, this will totally explain what I'm talking about. For instance, 'Bounce Bounce Bounce', from a John Peel session of 1969.

Cutler to Peel: (His voice is slow, mannered Glaswegian, rather prim and correct yet also countercultural, like R.D. Laing doing an old vaudeville number) 'This song was inspired by Princess Berenice, a princess with a six inch gold chain between her ankles, who's to be found in Gustave Flaubert's 'Salammbo'.

John Peel: (Hushed, tripped out, posh, respectful, sexy, very public school, very arts lab: 'Mmmm, okay, fine, Ivor Cutler and 'Bounce Bounce Bounce'.

(Cutler proceeds to sing in a fake Jamaican accent about watching women walking down the street with a bounce, accompanied by his creaky harmonium. Really very Robert Crumb, square yet pervy, kinky in that innocently sexist 60s way.)

Now, would you ever hear anything like that on 'Home Truths'? I think not. Those normal people were just too busy being normal to read Flaubert, let alone to attempt a fake Jamaican accent and parade their surreal sexual fantasies in front of the listener. The song is not a good one, but it leads me into... another world. And through that looking glass Peel is a patron of the arts rather than a Liverpool supporter. And Samuel Beckett and Marty Feldman and Ivor Cutler and R.D. Laing and Robert Crumb are all singing a George Formby number. And there are no 'normals' within earshot. They're somewhere else, being mocked as Chartered Accountants in a Monty Python sketch.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Then again, the following clip, 'Beatrice', greeted warmly by Peel, sounds like a dry run for Home Truths. Except it's about a teenager dating a six year old boy. A bit too close to home to be a palatable truth, perhaps.)

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Listening to Cutler again makes me think of two similar artists:

David Shrigley

and

Brian Dewan .

The first web page I hit researching Dewan begins 'Already a favourite with British tastemaker John Peel, Dewan...'

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In the spirit of Jim Haynes, whose book about the 60s 'Thanks For Coming' is described as 'A book with John Lennon, Yoko Ono... (the list continues onto the back flap)' I would just like to say 'This has been a thread with
John Peel
Viv Stanshall
Ivor Cutler
Syd Barrett
Marc Bolan
Oscar Wilde
Nietszche
PiL
Palais Schaumburg
Jarvis Cocker
Goncharov
G.K. Chesterton
Henry Darger
Joe Orton
Ivo Watts-Russell
Mike Alway
Alan McGee
Guillaume Apollinaire
Holger Hiller
Paul Hindemith
R.D. Laing
George Formby
Robert Crumb
Incredible String Band
David Shrigley
Brian Dewan

I see them all on a bill at The Roundhouse, or spread out like the Peter Blake collage on the cover of Sgt. Pepper.

I'd love to turn you on. Thanks for coming.

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the thread soars on the Neilsen 'New Answers' ratings: 175 beats all comers. Nearest rival, Would You Have A Deaf Baby? at 112.

I'll have to try harder next time.

That said, I went through and read the whole thread so I could get a better sense of what exactly was going on.

I think it needs to be said first and foremost that I came from a perfect example of a stereotypical family dominant-American style as such. Dad = breadwinner; Mom = college-educated teacher who became full-time housewife; two kids, me the older and my sister the younger; Caucasian, Protestant (if only just, thanks to Anglicanism), partially Anglo-Saxon, lived in suburbs or 'small towns,' family dog (several in a row).

The Momus vision of things is that I should thank my parents for the upbringing and then go out and find ways in the big wide world all my very own. Terribly seductive. But not in and of itself an automatic answer. I live in the suburbs now and aside from a stint at UCLA have done so since leaving home. I ended up at UCI here in Orange County by the luck of the grad application and am still here even with school long behind me. I have ye olde stable job thanks to the college library, with those all-important Good Benefits (at least in America). Every workday I get up at 6:30 am, arguing with myself the entire time about maybe calling in sick until I hit the shower, leave the house by 7:00 am and take an hour to get to work via three buses (in itself an anomaly in such a car-centered country, state, and county -- public transport being supposedly there for the 'hired help,' to use the ridiculously euphemistic term for the many Mexican American and Central American riders going to their own jobs). At work I follow certain set patterns throughout the day, including firing up both boards and obsessively reading and posting on them -- not what I am paid for, but which I am fortunate enough to do given my work and its lack of micromanaging. I have my lunch, whatever it is, work through the afternoon, including my regular stint at the library front desk, then make my way home. If I'm not going out -- and I usually don't -- I fire up the computer here, then maybe listen to music, read a book, watch a movie, whatever. I eventually go to sleep and the pattern continues.

From the sound of it, I'm little more than a timekilling automaton. Even more so, I have consciously excluded myself from an employment arena revolving around profit and therefore may well have sentenced myself (for the time being if not eternally) to less pay than I deserve, as Suzy mentioned elsewhere. I have an attachment to a slew of materials -- books, CDs, DVDs, other videos and more -- that would make them a burden to carry around if I moved often. I value a good night's rest, a comfortable bed, a roof over my head -- and I'm well aware that compared to a huge swathe of the world's population that I'm astoundingly well off in comparison to them, as it seems to me even a brief visit through, say, India might well demonstrate. I envy someone like Nicole her boyfriend-now-fiancee-soon-to-be-husband, not so much for some sort of conservative vision of 'the right way of things' but because she found someone and someone found her -- because I believe in such a thing as romantic love that stands the test of time, regardless of ceremony given over it. I have only to look at my parents to see that and know that while it's not *always* the case for everyone, it still exists, in many different forms.

Now, that said -- I don't watch TV these days outside of snippets and haven't for some years. I search out non-mainstream news perspectives. I am fascinated by artists few know about, whether in word or paint or on-line or whatever. I read and try to learn more about this world, in large part because I feel that when I die I die and that's that, and therefore I will use this one chance as I can, even if at my own pace. I have a sometimes flamboyant public/on-line persona I try and consciously pump up from time to time. And when I can, I create, in my own way, sometimes surprising even myself, possibly impressing or entertaining others.

So am I fish or fowl? Am I entrapped among the 'normals' of the world and therefore compromised? Am I freeing my personality to fulfill itself by making sure the bills are paid? Am I the social tourist getting off on things heard about second-hand and pretending to be above it all while cocooned away in 'safe' areas? Am I destined to 'repeat the cycle' with another generation?

I don't know. I don't think I will ever know. But it seems the answers depend on who asks the questions. Do I read weird cult novels or obvious constructions of a dominant artistic stamp? Is that obscure music I'm hearing or patently obvious drivel? Do I not do what 'everyone else' does or am I just a 9 to 5er in the end? Do I fulminate on the left with my thoughts and convictions or do I merely exhibit a hidebound smug conservatism without even trying? And so forth.

I don't use this to claim any sort of new, strange or useful identity. If I am coming across as trying to arrogantly claim some sort of middle ground -- if it *is* a middle ground, and maybe it isn't -- and mold it in my name, then no, no and no again. The only point to have is that I am here -- and that if *I* am here, if I can exhibit what appear to be a raft of potential contradictions in approach -- then why can't that be the case for so many, many others?

I don't see the vast sweep of people in early 21st century America as either dead drones or hypercreative avatars. I don't see either side as victorious or right either by sheer force of numbers or sheer amount of examples. I see more infinite worlds shaped by more infinite obsessions, desires, approaches, results, productions than can be imagined. And if I only see this as a reflection of what I see in myself as what *could* happen, then how are any of us any different in the ways we measure the world, when we do so entrapped in the expectations of our own experiences, pasts, bodies, minds?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

By the way, I may be despised and get my free mp3s trashed, but the thread soars on the Neilsen 'New Answers' ratings: 175 beats all comers. Nearest rival, Would You Have A Deaf Baby? at 112.

It'd be more impressive if half the answers weren't you and doomie.

bnw, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, without wishing to put you in a box, Ned, I'd say you're becoming -- which is by far the best state. Personally, I'm already somewhat boringly defined and painted into my corner. But you're tremulous with possibility. If your novel flies, you may one day know the artist ghetto I live in. I hope you do, and I hope you don't.

I do think things are more boring and conformist now, though. I think all the people on this thread who revealed their stock of cultural references to be mapped almost exactly to Reupert Murdoch Fox TV schedules show that, and the fact that only one poster (Howie D) pointed me towards interesting culture stuff I didn't know about.

Ivor Cutler first came to fame as a voice in the Beatles' 'Yellow Submarine' movie. Do you think such a genuinely quirky and interesting figure could emerge from any Oasis project?

Momus, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

not unless Bonehead or Guigsy are a lot more interesting than we give them credit for.

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why Jim, you 'orrible man. ;-)

Well, without wishing to put you in a box, Ned, I'd say you're becoming -- which is by far the best state.

All very nice, perhaps, but something about the term makes me think I'm pupating.

If your novel flies, you may one day know the artist ghetto I live in. I hope you do, and I hope you don't.

Sorta hope I don't, really. An example that just leapt to mind: Tim Powers lived one city over in Santa Ana for many years and wrote a series of inventive, strange and wonderful novels all while working a city job, if I remember right, along with raising a family at that. Clearly the life of the mind doesn't determine one's living quarters.

I think all the people on this thread who revealed their stock of cultural references to be mapped almost exactly to Reupert Murdoch Fox TV schedules show that

*arched eyebrow* Anthony, to name one example, probably wasn't echoing ol' Laughing Boy Murdoch when he talked of Benton and Pollock, for instance. If the argument is you're looking always for something new, does that mean anything already common currency is automatically invalid?

Do you think such a genuinely quirky and interesting figure could emerge from any Oasis project?

Does it matter? Seems like a battle/comparison not worth drawing out when other possibilities exist.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I am RObert Burns, I have just disturbed a mouses' home. He made plans but now where are his little plans!? Gang awry!" Update of old poetry #23

Isn't there an Elvis COstello song called Home Truth? Finally, why do the most babies come from the dumbest vaginas?

mike hanle y, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brian Dewan is cool! I love his cover version of "R2 D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas"...

jel --, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(I've got the right Brian Dewan haven't I?)

jel --, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One thing though - I asked someone who knows you quite well and the thing is...

He said, I respect Nick cause he will stick by his opinion no matter what...and kudos, you did that man, thick and thin, you are a man with an opinion, popular or unpopular. And I respect that.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jel: YES, I've been waiting this whole thread for someone to say 'X is great!' And Brian Dewan is indeed great. There are sound files on that page I linked to. He painted the sleeve for David Byrne's 'Uh Oh' album, he makes his own extraordinary musical instruments, he makes funny b movie / Daniel Johnson-type songs, he played zither on the track I sang on the last 6ths album, he makes really intriguing and funny public information-style slide shows of the Book of Deuteronomy and how Native Americans should look out for the white man... He lives in Brooklyn, but he's a man carrying a portable universe around in his head. (Which must get heavy.)

Doomie: thanks. The same could be said about you!

Momus, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but i thank god that you are not in the mainstream, it would be an ayn rand nightmare where people are forced to listen to the unlistenable and read unreadable french authors and probably wear scarfs all day long.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but I respect it cause you never waiver.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

cause recently I had a run in with one of the london media minions (who are, far worse, than any small town strangeness) and to actually have an opinion, or an unpopular opinion, is a struggle. I was emailed and told "if I wanted to make any friends in London I had to shut my mouth"...fuck that, the next thing, I'll be walking around with a Hoxton fin, mobile phone and talking loudly through an edie sedgwick film saying: Oh god, this is boring *MY* production company can do better. So RESPECT.

Even though I think you are wrong 'cept for the Ivor Cutler bit. Friends of mine followed him home once and finally asked him for his autograph. He looked scared and replied "I thought you were ghosts"...

He is obviously a genius.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus - give us a map, then. Put a page on yr website (or post it here - not unlike the list given above) of the marginals, the RD Laings, the Henry Dargers... I can't find it 'cos the stuff I read doesn't drop names like yr good self. There are no Kierkegaard- quoting Morley's in the music press, no Bataille-loving madmen... Those little ladders to the stratosphere: gimme some rungs.

david h, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The only reason that I mentioned Richard Yates is that his mesterwerk "Revolutionary Road" is because "the people and events he writes about are so average and identifiable, so much like the world we know" but the point of the novel [there are several] is that the central relationship create a tension between this ordinary world. They create this flux state of becoming. [The main point of the novel is how we mortgage our spirituality and ambition for 9 to 5]. But I guess [and it only occurred to me reading this] Yates is saying what you're saying but not in such a crass [i.e. blatant] way.

Now, this wouldn't go down well with Styron & Vonnegut. But it seems he paints this dichotomy. This cultured man waiting to be -- as I said the main point of the novel is about honesty & truth and how we lie to ourselves in order to accept these compromises -- to dash off to the culture of Europe, reading the biographies of Great Men in Books Shelved But Never Read and seeing that they started late in life and taking solace in this, lying to himself that so will he.

This dichotomy of beings: the normal and the exceptional.

david h, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kierrgard quoting Morley, sorry, I have to quote David Crosby...

Don't intellectualize my rock'n'roll. Though I have tried to sneak Kenneth Halliwell references in to no effect!

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This dichotomy of beings: the normal and the exceptional.

Are you not talking about ego. Who defines who is normal and exceptional. I mean, shit, I'm in England, where the class system defines the arts. Is it class that defines the normal and the exceptional? If that is the case then you are talking out of your ass.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe their 'flux state of becoming' is called Hope.

david h`, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This are tagentiall , for example i know Peter BLake from his life paintings, i google and find out. There is something very uncomfortable in listening to gurus and following their cult ...

anthony, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe their 'flux state of becoming' is called Hope.

Break that down into English for the eejits in the crowd.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not getting back into the argument again. I'm going with Ned's stance which is probably the kind of cop out that Momus is trying to battle against. Class: yeh of course that marks out the normal and exceptional. Yeah right, if I thought that I would be talking out of my ass. The gap between the normal and the exceptional is (in my view): X2-X1. Where X1 = yrself + hope + ambition. X2 = the fruition of this process. Therefore, X1= amoeba + hope + reads Kierkegaard => becomes X2 = exceptional.

Momus got onto shaky ground 'cos it seemed like he was advocating a mass pogrom of the working class. The way I read it was that he was just hoping that people would try and better themselves. Look at Alice Through the Looking Glass not just look into The Looking Glass.

david h, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They are marked out from the 'normals', the stagnants by their Hope. It's this Hope that creates a between their normal lives and their aspirations. Thus creating pressure => movement. [Ultimately, though it breaks down 'cos their hope is all lies].

david h, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"creates a [insert "tension" here] between".

david h, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree with that but that is shakey ground when England is concerned especially when a 102 matriach who was insane from brain cancer and rotten teeth is given a funeral of a god with no one querying why, I would have to query that the normal and the exceptional.

But if Momus is defining this as bettering oneself, I agree absolutely, but you are talking to someone who dropped out of university in the second year to work in a factory. So, maybe I am not the best example.

Do we live in a system of mediocrity? Yes. YES. YES.

Are the normal people (who I count myself as part of) responsible for the mediocrity? No.

It is the artists responsiblity for this, the artists and cultural critics, who, as there job, should be responsible for this.

But then it's a tricky question, is there nothing more subversive than normality, nothing more violent and interesting than the psychosis of the american dream?

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ie. Artists and culturalists are responsible for the quality control. Not the normal people.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ie.

if the artist or culturalists places himself in the exceptional rather than normal mind set, which is fine, he will have to expect a cult sized audience of people who, as he does, think that they are successful but that way of thinking is hardly successful with the mainstream. You can still educate to some extent but it has to be subtle....

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ie. Momus' market audience is basically people who know all of his references, etc, etc, Momus would be successful if he were to be much more subtle, write a pop hit, whilst still referencing his usual topics but in a less obvious way. Then I would place Momus in the exceptional catergory of entertaining folk. But until then, he knows who he is singing to, knowns his market audience and he knows what to do and what they expect (speaking from a western viewpoint of course as I have never been to Japan) but if he were to cross over and maintain the naivity and idealism, he would then inform 'the mass public' and entertain at the same time. Until then I think he is just talking out of his ass to his already select market audience.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ie.

if he were to write a subversive and educating pizza hut jingle I would honestly think that he was exceptional.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and if the pizza hut jingle was a pop hit, he would move out of his artist ghetto of overeducated affluent white males and into the mainstream, he would be extremely useful as a cultural agent.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or even if he wrote songs for Christina Aguilera.

but the thing is that he's stuck in the artist ghetto, by his market audience, the only way he can escape if he has some message of intent before entering the mainstream. If he had a pop hit, he would lose his bread'n'butter (his fanbase....who want him to be exclusive/elusive) but me thinks he wants to have the big pop hit and that is the interest aspect of Momus. One foot in cultdom and the other in mainstream superstardom, back and forth. Until he goes fuck it and goes for it, then he really can't complain. His cultdom has provided him probably the income of a city investment wanker or a member of Westlife, he has a couple of pads and meets interesting people...

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ie. if Momus had a sexy pop girl singer on his label with all songs written by him or a boyband with all songs written by him, then he would subvert normality and probably be very successful at it. It's a risk though.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It strikes me that Momus's definition of valuable strangeness is rooted too heavily in performance: I find myself much more interested in quieter understated strangeness or abnormality.

It's possible to overrate the importance of how people earn their living: some (many) people lead outwardly 'normal' lives while being gloriously strange.

Similarly, Suzy's 'cannon fodder' statements overrate the importance to having a full / rich / strange life of consuming the stuff she considers good.

Both of you seem to be saying "if you're going to be strange you'd better do it like us".

Tim, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He'd only 'subvert normality' if normality was the homogeneous bloc of mediocrity that has to be invoked for the kinds of argument Momus is making to make any kind of sense. There's something creepy and context-free in the way that domesticity, normality, consumerism and lo culture are conflated here into a monolith of mediocrity*, with artistic extraordinariness standing outside of it, and as if the 'content' of both stances was perfectly clear to all of us, and as if the two poles at issue don't co-construct each other. What Suzy said about the dull mores of the capitalist fodder (and I know this was said in exasperation rather than criticism) - that's what allows for an artistic/avant garde/extraordinary mode of life to operate and discourse, both materially and culturally. The dichotomy in no small way fuels itself. The contradictions and paradoxes of most peoples' lives are perhaps a better route to thinking this through, and I feel like there's no room in Momus' manifesto for contradictions. Ivor Cutler leads you 'into another world', but takes me on a quirked path through the one I know, ditto David Shrigley,

*Something ineffably male too; the kind of lofty contempt tossed around for 'breeders' and hyperbole re artistic 'difference' neglects that the feminist (if not female) take on Momus' account might bring to light whole sets of social and artistic/cultural relationships, contradictions and possibilities otherwise steamrollered over here. Of course the 'life of the mind' (good god) is possible in conjunction with the domestic and the parenting; a history of women artists have (had to) make this pretty clear in ways that a fleeting reference to Patti Smith's retreat into the suburbs to raise a family doesn't address.

I can't help wondering if what irks you about H Truths (and like other people have intimated, picking on it is a straw man for cheap potshots; the issue w/ Home Truths is style of discourse rather than content) is Peel's occupation of what might conventionally be thought of as a woman's role, picking through the detritus of the ordinary/extraordinary in family life (a version of the lady novelist, perhaps), his move from sibilant seducer of sixteen year olds to domestic partner, rather than what it might have to say about the state of culture more generally.

Ellie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, Home Truths is a world away from both the Starbucks globalisation culture and the 'Brutish' Loaded magazine culture that Momus hates. he's attacking something which is part of intellectual culture (R4), and maybe ought to remember that Home Truths is on at 9 on Saturday mornings when people are eating their breakfast and is correspondingly pitched at a level appropriate for the time-slot

michael, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There've been some excellent late points made here, and I want to get round to them. But first, this notion of infiltrating the mainstream as an 'agent':

if he were to write a subversive and educating pizza hut jingle I would honestly think that he was exceptional.

The history of this jingle has been a textbook example of how difficult it is to infitrate the mainstream (and I'd say it's also a refutation of that old chestnut about how we live in a time when you can't be avant garde because advertising and marketing leap on fresh, subversive ideas as soon as they're hatched -- nonsense, say I, they leap only at some things, others they wouldn't dare touch, and not only because they're too outré, but because they're too gentle and strange).

I was contacted last week by an ad agency to make the jingle. 'We don't want to tell you too much about the scenario,' they said, 'because we don't want to cramp your style. Just approach it as a song on your own album. Do whatever you want.' Well, my own style just now is Cantonese / Kabuki, but I couldn't see that selling pizza. So I gave them a first demo in a style I thought might be a compromise: a kind of Goldoni farce theme, a light Italian operetta full of doors opening, heads being popped out of windows, and people singing 'Where's the cheese?' (The pizza is called The Insider, because the cheese is inside. The concept of the commercial is a town without cheese.)

This was rejected, and little by little I was told what the agency and client really had in mind. They wanted to emulate the Swedish wonder agency Traktor (who are winning all the creative awards currently for stuff like their MTV campaign 'Jukka Bros', about some kooky Swedes who live in a cabin and copy the antics they see on MTV, saying 'That's soooo LA!'). And the music they wanted was 'Where's Your Head At?' by Basement Jaxx. Except they wanted it to say 'Where's the cheese at?' So for take 2, that's exactly what I gave them.

No more pretense that they want my unique take, no more genuine creative input from me, no chance of infiltration or subversion of the mainstream. You do it on their terms, or not at all.

That's the price you pay for reaching the mainstream. You basically have to copy pre- existing templates, reach pre-defined audiences, give them more of what they already know and recognize. To break through with stuff that's totally new and strange is, I believe, virtually impossible. You can only do that at the margins. On little labels, on college radio, in art galleries. So that's where I feel comfortable. The mainstream is just where I go to get subsidies when the cash runs out. Anyone coming up through the suburbs who really wants challenge, imagination, adventure, knows where to come looking. 'Outside, it's happening outside.'

Momus, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I dont agree at all, what about the bluegrass being hip all of a sudden or N Sync deconstructing pop tropes or a poet making a fortune on sears or burroughs asked to shill for nike ( nike in general are fucking beutiful and reach for a sublime abstractness)

anthony, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I also did work for Nike earlier this year. Music for a Nike/NBC Winter Olympics special. In that case our needs meshed better, because I could do folktronic curling music with bagpipes and stuff. Also, in Italy there's a radio commercial using my song 'Giapponese A Roma', which is fine, because I basically wrote the song the way I wanted to, then they used it as they found it. But am I subverting anything in these cases? I doubt it. The music is usually mixed way down behind the voice over, all subtlety and strangeness is lost.

A couple of years a whole ad campaign for an online knowledge service called Questia was based on my cabaret show 'Electronics in the 18th Century'. But by the time it was stripped down to 30 second clips with the URL and the selling line, it was just some guy in a wig with a silly french accent. It had none of the gestalt shock that I put into my original cabaret, the 'what if' proposition about a parallel world where they had Pong games in the 18th century. Was I surprised to have all the interesting bits smoothed off my original concept? Was I fuck. It's the story of the majority of creative people working in capitalism.

Momus, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the story of the majority of creative people working in capitalism.

Yeah, but my original point stands, you are still attempting as well as drawing money out, to enter the mainstream through the advertisements. It's clever and it's often done. Stereolab/Spiritualized/Lilys/Clash/New Order/etc. Do it. And do it alot. Just not as blatant as you are.

doomie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

let's ask this question, if we agree that nike makes pretty ads- how do we reconcile that with its colonial view of labour ? Are we all in Austens drawing room, talking about wonderus marvels while refusing to acknolwedge where that money comes from ? How does this blindness relate to the obsession with "real lives" in the BBC or on CBS ?

anthony, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the name of the realm that peel placed on offer w.the perfumed garden = PROG!!

Prog — which was an anti-canonic cross-class space in the late 60s and early 70s — was aggressively de-working classed by punk, a younger-sibling-rival strand of anti-canonic cross-class bohemianism.

(very early prophet of where peel was always headed = julie burchill) (both now shill for difftly shrill versions of normalcy, of course)

mark s, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Momus would like HT if they simply rechristened it 'Critique de la vie quotidienne' and got Nicholson Baker or Gaston Bachelard to present it.

The Ghastly Fop, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bachelard was too busy doing the andrex toilet-roll voiceovers

mark s, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bachelard's Super Noodles for tea tonight.

Tim, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blimey. I've read about a sixth of this monster carefully - anyhow a couple of points, possibly not cogent but I'll forget them otherwise.

1. I came to Peel in the late 80s when he was already domesticated. His show was the first place where I heard reggae, techno, experimental pop musics and any kind of African musics. Yes admittedly at the time I endured these while waiting for that next Weddoes session track but I'm still grateful. Crucially he also played all this stuff with constant asides about Flossie and William and The Pig. Doing this he was setting out an inspiring having-it-all style model to me - he can have the comforting intimacies of family life and still be collecting thousands of records and reaching across the airwaves to shape the tastes of geeks like me, hooray!

2. I want to have children so I can make up stories for them, red others, embellish still more. A huge huge part of the imaginative and artistic tradition, certainly in the West and no doubt elsewhere, is born out of 'normal life'/'family life'. Next to religion it's the biggest artistic motor going - you told stories to entertain the family; you learnt to play, or compose, music in a family setting. So perhaps Momus misunderstands the problem - not one of elites vs normals but a change in the idea of what 'family life' is, one which downplays the self-created family experience in favour of the shop- bought one.

3. I think people are underestimating the wish for individuality, or at least the wish to define one's own environment - it's a motive force for 'creatives' but also for 'normals', too. What Momus is really talking about isn't elitism so much as cliquism, the desire to find a bunch of mates who share similar interests and disinterests. Momus producing art which gets consumed mostly by other artists or wannabe-artists doesn't seem too dissimilar to Pete or Emma or me or John or Tim or Sarah producing jokes in the pub which get consumed by other jokers.

Tom, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

NB I'm not saying with point #3 that us-down-the-pub are as good as artists but that I suspect the motivations behind both are more similar than this thread currently admits.

Tom, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i stuck my hands between john finns thighs

Queen G, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What I want to know is : what is this 'diamond seller' bullshit? Someone has the right to know if they've been 'sold' like a piece of meat.

Ignore Otherwise, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

momus you are such a conformist.

di, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He's already released an album called The Ultraconformist, so he shan't take that as an insult.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

momus you fail to acknowledge your own position in the silencing of people. uberintellectualism and obscure art only has the value that it has BECAUSE IT EXCLUDES AND SILENCES those without education and knowledge of art. what i'm saying is how much you are railing against the system is definitely up for debate.

di, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"excludes and silences" -- i'm not sure what that means because i don't know if i understand what's meant by 'value' -- isn't that a bit like defining a painting based on its use of negative space? does my knowledge of, say, math and physics only have value because others might not have this knowledge? ie it's possible, but sometimes it's easier to talk about things based on what they are, rather than what they aren't -- instead of continually defining your 'value' based on a series of seemingly arbitrary constraints?

geeta, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*Momus:It's possible, too, that some people have too much self- esteem to feel the need to prove themselves by creative work. Good- loooking people, for instance, people loved deeply and unconditionally by their families and friends. Why on earth would they need to create anything except babies?*

Urgh! Those lines make me shudder. I hope he didn't mean for them to sound the way they do to me. Apparently, this argument is about John Peel but that just made me imagine a row of pretty but moronic girls, knees spread, crying "Impregnate me because I could never hope to achieve anything else in life!". It seems hateful of the housewife, a male disdain for the drudgery, the "less important" role of raising children. Can mothers and fathers not produce some of the most beautiful pieces of art, even more beautiful because it deals with their children? I am thinking of Mahler's Kindertotenlieder and Schumann's Scenes from Childhood. Flemish art that depicted domestic life (specifically female roles such as laceworkers and spinners) or Caravaggio's fortune tellers and local peasants were both considered controversial because it deviated from the 'high art' of the typical classical, elevated heroic mode. Jesus, I don't know how old John Peel is but he must be getting up there. He can't be dealing with bouncing girls and perfumed sex gardens forever, can he? That would be incredibly depressing. Everyone else will eventually have to deal with liver spots/sagging breasts/wrinkled penises which will not impress the cute girl/boy out there unless we happen to be fabulously wealthy. By then, will perfumed sex gardens even matter? No, you'll be hoping that you have grandchildren to take care of, tell stories to, admire their potential. Well, that is what I will be hoping anyways. Oh I am letting this thread frustrate me, sorry!

Evangeline, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but sometimes it's easier to talk about things based on what they are, rather than what they aren't -- instead of continually defining your 'value' based on a series of seemingly arbitrary constraints?

'what things are' is quite open to debate, is not not? what things are depends on what context you are looking from.

di, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or have i misread what you are trying to say?

di, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

di: what things are = "mmmm pies" thread, which is where i'm going now - if i choose to fill my bandwidth with pecan pie rather than wilde, will the aficionados of eccentricity call me a traitor?

geeta, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what i most loved about this thread so far was momus' little tantrum about "most artists not hanging around after someone calls them an asshole..." make way for the ARTISTE. except to about 2/3 of the people who post here who've never heard your music, to whom yr just another prat.

jess, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread and the Intellectuals and the masses thread which continues it: 426 posts.

'SOMETHING GOOD ON TELLY ALERT' thread: 1 post. Mmm Pies: 76.

Come on, admit it, you love it!

Momus, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

momus for someone living in a perfumed sex garden you sure do post a lot.

ethan, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think there's a terminal round the back of the second grotto, ethan.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sexy, posting, whatever. 'It's very stimulating', in the words of Tracer's double.

Momus, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread vs N.'s bras thread vs Lord of the Rings FITE.

Tom, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

to about 2/3 of the people who post here who've never heard your music, to whom yr just another prat

Oh but I think there are several who HAVE heard his music and consider that also.

Sarah, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, guys, there's something good on the telly. Something very, very creative. It's sort of difficult, not for most. But I know you'll love it.

Momus, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The first time I AIM'ed ethan, he mistook me for Momus.

Ethan, what the fuck.

Ramosi, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Whats on the telly? They are talking about the budget on ITV! They are asking members of the public what they think!

jel --, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think he was being an insufferable cunt by talking irrefutable pabulum.

david h, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Or being slightly cruel. Rise, my son, rise.

david h, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got some sweet, wild, devastating news for you Momus: I think you are so wrong about the difference between Marc Bolan and Viv X from suburbia! Marc Bolan was the great baroque poet of the trivial, the fantasist of suburbia surely - like lots of the British psychedelic musicians. Marc Bolan wrote 'I've got some sweet, wild, devastating news for you baby - it's Christmas time again!' And if John Peel's doing the same thing, perhaps he's simply becoming sort of an 'artist' himself.

maryann, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have just returned from an evening making hard ghouse w/charvers & have thus missed all this which lokks somewhat interesting & i will read it in a little while etc. To answer momus' original question, yes home truths is bloody rubbish. My parents used to litsten to it, but seem to have given up ov late. From what I have heard ov it it did seem a little more interesting at first. Perhaps, like Eurotrash, it ran out of interesting weirdos, but kept going on & on nevertheless, despite having probably scraped through thee bottom ov thee barrel. As I become older & more & more embittered, life does sometimes seem somewhat "us & them". Being interested in, & attempting to create anything in an art-for-art's sake creative manner does seem to seperate one from the rest of, like humanity or something. It depresses me a little, partly b/c one wonders what do all these people that one sees actually do? What are they interested in? (etc) and partly b/c One envies this state where one is boring, but has money & "success". A little bit of an aside, which may or may not be relevant is that we do have friends who we like dearly who are into the normality lifestyle, and I do envy them. All of their things that they own actually work, eg a reasonably new motor-car which always works instead of a tatty old saab that needs a new driveshaft, a hopuse which is not falling to bits etc etc. However, two such folks, by which I mean thee male 1/2s ov het relationships, I haf found out via my delightful & charming wife's gossip w/their husbands, are intensely & phearfully jealous of ME. This is clearly insane. I am a complete fuxing crank. I sit & dick about w/modular synthesisers, making CD albums that sell <500 copies. My car is a wreck. I cycle 20 miles to work 2wice a week - clearly thee action ov a loony. I have long greying hair & a beard. I have no money. I have no money. I have no money. All ov this they are jealous ov. WHY for fuxake? I am a fucked up loser. They are "winners". I am baffled (& also v.tired & losing the plot) Apolofgies if thiz duplicates that already posted elsewhere. Answer to one of momus questions is that one has to ration one's headspace, and ignore the shit. Some of the "geniuses" are interesting, but most of them are rubbish. Most of the "breeders" are rubbish, but some of them are very interesting.
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Norman Phay, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit

Frank Swedehead, Monday, 17 May 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

lol home truths

cozwn, Thursday, 15 January 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)


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