I've got cash but, I'm not a cashmere
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
I've got flu but, I'm not a flower
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:42 (eighteen years ago)
I got cussed but I'm not a Custos
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
I've got clap but I'm not a clapperboard
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a tone but I'm not a toner cartridge
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Dom but I'm not a dominatrix
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a scarf but, I'm not a scavenger
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
lol xpost!
i've got balls but i'm not a Balzac
― flyover statesman (will), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
I've got cake but, I'm not a quaker
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I've got stuff but I'm not a stuffed animal
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Ken but I'm not a Kendal mint cake
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I've got fish but I'm not efficient.
― Simon H., Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I've got VD but I'm not a Visual Display Unit (abbrev.)
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
I got the win but I'm not a windowdresser
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
I've got ass but, I'm not Asperger's
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
I've got cod, but I'm not a codger
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:49 (eighteen years ago)
I've got pwn3d but, I'm not a pruner
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a badge but, I'm not a badger
I've got lice but I'm not a licensee
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:51 (eighteen years ago)
I've got crabs but I'm not a crabstick
i've got milk but i'm not a milquetoast
― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Poe but I'm not a poet
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
I've got John but, I'm not a genre
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
I've got mange but I'm not a mange-tout
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
I've got pills but I'm not a pilsner
― allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
I've got sense but I'm not sensamilla.
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
sensimilla
I've got hash but I'm not a hash brown
I've got these nuts, but I'm not deeznuts.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
I got seminal but, I'm not salmonella
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
i've got dick, but i'm not a dictator
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
i've got soul but i'm not a solar panel for a sex machine
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
I've got fig but, I'm not a figure
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
I've got seed but I'm not a CD player
― allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a boil but I'm not a boilermaker
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a tray but, I'm not a traitor
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a cyst, but I'm not a sister
i've got arse, but i'm not arsenio hall
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got ghee but, I'm not a guitar
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a limp but I'm not a limpet mine
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got wine but I'm not a Winehouse
― allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a zit but I'm not a plate of ziti
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)
I've got pus but I'm not a pussycat
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
i've got sauce but i'm not a sausage
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
I've got mine but, I'm not a minor
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
i've got chain but i'm not cheney
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
i've got soul but i'm not solange knowles
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
i got all gone, but i'm not al gonzales
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
I've got buoyancy but I'm not Beyonce Knowles
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a coose but I'm not Custos
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
I've got lag but, I'm not a lager
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
I don't bowl, but I've got ebola.
― My name is Kenny, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a goal but, I'm not Angola
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a tit but I'm not titled gentry
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
i'm neither/nor, but i've got norovirus
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
I've got moles but, I'm not a molester
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
i've got more, but i'm not a mormon
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
(p.s. i'm recording all the ones that rhyme vaguely with the original title into a song)
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a bee but I'm not a beefeater
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
I've got thyme but, I'm not a timer
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
I've got beefy but, I'm not a beefeater
I've got BO but I'm not Beyonce Knowles
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:09 (eighteen years ago)
i've got BO but i'm not bo bice
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:09 (eighteen years ago)
I've gone veggie but, I'm not a vagina
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
I've got piles but I'm not a pilot
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Deco but, I'm not a decoder
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)
I've got pace but, I'm not Ian Paisley
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
I've got zing but, I'm not a zinger
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:14 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a cunt but I'm not a Country & Western singer
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Allah but, I'm not Alabama
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a butt but, I'm not a butler
I've got a penis but I've not got happiness
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
I've got the shits but I'm not a Shih Tzu
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a man, but I'm not a manicurist
― stfumato (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a dad but I'm not a dadaist
i've got abs but i'm not an abstract expressionist
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:20 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a dong but I'm not a donkey
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)
I've got an imp but I'm not a ImpressionistI've got the Express but I'm not an ExpressionistI've got a wart but I'm not a VorticistI've got a foot but I'm not a FuturistI've got a cub but I'm not a CubistI've got a foe but I'm not a Fauvist
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:24 (eighteen years ago)
i've got fins but i'm not a finish fetishist
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
I got wings but I'm not Kip Winger.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
I've got thin but, I'm not a thinker
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
i've got chrome, but i'm not a cro-magnon
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
i've got rims, but i'm not rimsky-korsakov
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
I've got dentures but I'm not indentured
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
I've got zinfandel but, I'm not Arsene Wenger
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
I got a medal but i'm not meddling
― yungblut, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
i got pace but i ain't hale
― yungblut, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
I got home but I'm not a homosexual
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
I've got lice but, I'm not licensed to kill
― stfumato (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:38 (eighteen years ago)
i get more head, but i'm not agnes moorhead
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
I got fat but I'm not Fatima Whitbread
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
i use anbesol, but i'm not ann b. davis
i got baws but i'm not the bawston strangla
― yungblut, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:40 (eighteen years ago)
I've got your trash but, I'm not eurotrash
― stfumato (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
i've got neck but i'm not a necrophiliac
― yungblut, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
i've got sac, but i'm not a sacroiliac
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:16 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Bill but i'm not Bill Bailey
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
I got hives but I'm not a Hy-Vee
― Granny Dainger, Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:46 (eighteen years ago)
I've got peanuts but I'm not a comic strip.
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
i got a suit, but i'm not a suitor
i got a ham, but i'm not a hamster
i got a plan, but i'm not a planet
i got a bisque, but i'm not a biscuit
yeah, you know you got to help me out, yeaaah
― slugbuggy, Thursday, 16 October 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
i got my hole but I'm not a holder
― what U cry 4 (jim), Friday, 17 October 2008 00:57 (eighteen years ago)
i'm not noddy holder
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:03 (eighteen years ago)
I've got sod but I'm not a solder
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:06 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a shell but I'm not Shel Silverstein, Shel Talmy, Sheldon Leonard or Leonard Nimoy.
― Joe the C.R.E.E.P. Operative (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
that's real
― deep you (tremendoid), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:15 (eighteen years ago)
I've got hos but I'm not a hoser
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 03:04 (eighteen years ago)
I've got HOOS but I'm not a HOOSier
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
(aka the Steendriverer)
i've got a cat but i'm not a catalogue
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 17 October 2008 03:08 (eighteen years ago)
I got Wayne but, I'm not a wanker
― ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 10:13 (eighteen years ago)
I got head but, I'm not a header
I got Balm, but I'm not Obama
― Mark G, Friday, 17 October 2008 10:35 (eighteen years ago)
I've got coal but, I'm not a cola.
― ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 10:40 (eighteen years ago)
I've got to go to the loo but I'm not l0u1s jagg3r.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 17 October 2008 10:48 (eighteen years ago)
I've got sick, but...
― Mark G, Friday, 17 October 2008 10:51 (eighteen years ago)
I've got the music in me but give no history of bladder or bowel dysfunction.
― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:00 (eighteen years ago)
I got crotch, but I ain’t crotchety
― **just works just fine** (Ioannis), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:36 (eighteen years ago)
I like Can but, I ain’t no Cancer
― **just works just fine** (Ioannis), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:41 (eighteen years ago)
I feel good, doctor, but I ain’t no Dr. Feelgood
― **just works just fine** (Ioannis), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:43 (eighteen years ago)
From 0 to Worst Thread Ever in less than 24 hours has gotta be a record
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:49 (eighteen years ago)
I've got ass, but I'm not an assassin.
― not a Georgia peach but a Maryland crab (j.lu), Friday, 17 October 2008 12:53 (eighteen years ago)
I've got internet and I'm sick of it
― Niles Caulder, Friday, 17 October 2008 12:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got skills but I'm not a skillet
― fantasimundo, Friday, 17 October 2008 13:16 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a waist but, I'm not a waster
― ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
Uh, how long have you been on ILX?
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:09 (eighteen years ago)
I've got conned but, I'm not a connossieur
― ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:09 (eighteen years ago)
how can this be a surprise with The Killers providing such quality bad material.
― ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)
The next person to post on this thread is a paedophile.
― Matt DC, Friday, 17 October 2008 15:11 (eighteen years ago)
I like peas but I'm not a paedo
― allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
i've got kids but, I'm not a kiddie fiddler
― ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:44 (eighteen years ago)
I've got air but I'm not an arab
― Smellishis Poon (bernard snowy), Friday, 17 October 2008 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
I got spanked but I'm not a spanakopita
― Smellishis Poon (bernard snowy), Friday, 17 October 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
I got lol but, I'm not a lolrider
― ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
I got toasts but, I'm not a Towcester
― ILX Systern (ken c), Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:25 (eighteen years ago)
I've got penis, but I'm no CeCe Peniston.
― Tuomas, Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:32 (eighteen years ago)
um
― ILX Systern (ken c), Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:33 (eighteen years ago)
fucking bill bailey :-(
― ILX Systern (ken c), Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:34 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe he reads ilx?
― Oh no, Guadalajara won't do. (Kate.), Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:34 (3 days ago) Bookmark
I tried to warn you
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 19 October 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)
I've got 99 problems but I'm not going to go on about it...
― Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 08:50 (eighteen years ago)
but you're not a flake?
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 20 October 2008 09:53 (eighteen years ago)
No, I'm an Ice Cream Man:
"I got "99" problems but a cornetto aint one"
― Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:54 (eighteen years ago)
Or, more precisely:
"I got "99" problems, a cornetto ain't one"
― Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)
I've got soul but I'm not Sister Souljah.
― not a Georgia peach but a Maryland crab (j.lu), Monday, 20 October 2008 12:45 (eighteen years ago)
lol @ mark
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not an Ice Cream Man, I'm an Ice Cream, Man!
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
Let me handle my ice cream, damn!
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:17 (eighteen years ago)
I got dough, but don't call me Doughboy
― this ain't no fuckin' motion picture (sic), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 10:02 (eighteen years ago)
I've a pen but I'm not a penis
― ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 14:52 (eighteen years ago)
I'm quite bold but I'm not a boulder.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
i've got braces but i'm not a brazier
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 19:08 (eighteen years ago)
I've got goals but I'm not a goalpost.
― Freedom, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
I've got bros but, I'm not a brochure
― Annoying Display Name (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:55 (eighteen years ago)
I've got pain, but I'm not a painter
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:03 (eighteen years ago)
I've got dysentery but I'm not disinterested
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:05 (eighteen years ago)
I've got gravitas but I'm not kefalograviera cheese
― Rooty Hill v Licking Valley (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:09 (eighteen years ago)
I've got post but I'm not a poster
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:14 (eighteen years ago)
I've got bank but I'm not a banker!(This is a lie for real)
― VeronaInTheClub, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:07 (eighteen years ago)
i got booed but im not a buddhist
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
I've got rox but, I'm not the rozzers
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:03 (eighteen years ago)
ive got a band but im not a bandage
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
I've got dogs but, I'm not a dogger
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
I've got suss but I'm not a sausage
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I got hit but I'm not Hitler
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)
I've got dogs but, I'm not a murderdogger
― (unregistered) (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
I've got cursed but I'm not a cursor
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
I'm dumb but I'm not Dumbledore
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
I've got chai but I'm not a China
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)
I've got ass but I'm no Ashton Kutcher.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)
I've got a stole but, I'm not a stollen
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)
I've got a tone but, I'm not a panetonne
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)
I've got sonned but I'm not a sauna
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)
I've got coal but I'm not a cola
I've got N'Gog but I'm not Angola.
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)
I've got hair but I'm not a Hare Krishna
― poster x (ledge), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)
I've got eyes but I'm not an Icelander
I've got shoes but I'm not a choux-fleur
― poster x (ledge), Thursday, 31 December 2009 10:06 (sixteen years ago)
I haves woes, but I'm not a woman.
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
I've got flan but I'm not a flâneur.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)
I got pain but I'm not a painter
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
I'm not an Ice Cream Man, I'm an Ice Cream, Man!lol x 10000
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
I got Tea but I'm not a teenager
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
I got a door but I'm not a daughter
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
I've got chips but I'm not a chipstick
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 11:30 (eight years ago)
I've got a crone, but I'm not a cronut.
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:08 (eight years ago)
I've got diarrhea but I'm not a diarist.
― I really like the acting, dialogue and especially the scenes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:15 (eight years ago)
I've got a show but I'm not a shower.
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:27 (eight years ago)
I’ve got a desk but I’m not a Dexter
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:41 (eight years ago)
I’ve got a pole but I’m not a polecat
I’ve got a tube but I’m not a tuba
I've got a tool but I'm not a tulip.
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:55 (eight years ago)
I've got balls but, I'm not a balzac
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:01 (eight years ago)
i've got a tomb, but it's not a tumah
― 808s & Deep States (voodoo chili), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:06 (eight years ago)
I’ve got shoes, but I’m not a shoo-in
― Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:10 (eight years ago)
I've got a hose but I'm not a hostess.
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:22 (eight years ago)
I’m in hock but I don’t play hockey
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:42 (eight years ago)
I've got crack but I'm not a cracker
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)
I've got pep but I'm not a pepper
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:46 (eight years ago)
I've got POLL but I'm not a poultry
I’ve got loose change but I’m unchanged
― Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:49 (eight years ago)
I've got taint but I'm not a taintblaster.
― My Favorte People Call Me Dad Soft Toddler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:53 (eight years ago)
I’ve got homework but I’m not at home
― Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:54 (eight years ago)
I've got fibromyalgia but I'm not an algae
― del griffith, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:05 (eight years ago)
I’ve got blargh but I’m not a blargh-blargh
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:19 (eight years ago)
I’ve got fjords but I’m not a Norway
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:21 (eight years ago)
I’ve got Scots but I’m not a Scotland
I’ve got Swedes but I’m not a Sweden
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:22 (eight years ago)
Oh man it’s like a country of colonizing immigrants could do this all day
I’ve got Danes but I’m not a Denmark
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:23 (eight years ago)
I’ve got Air but I’m not Zaire
I’m got Turks but I’m not a Turkey
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)
I’ve got moose but I’m not Canadian
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:25 (eight years ago)
I've got kids but I'm not a kid no
― Mark G, Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:21 (eight years ago)
I’ve got a job but I don’t have the patience of job
― Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 21:36 (eight years ago)
"I'm not a lobbyist but I'm the chairman of a lobbying company"
― Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:32 (eight years ago)
I got pain, but I'm not a painter..
― Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:38 (eight years ago)
I've got wind, but I'm not a window-cleaner.
― Alba, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:59 (eight years ago)
I got croup, but I'm not a croupier
― Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 11:24 (eight years ago)