I've got soul but, I'm not a soldier

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I've got cash but, I'm not a cashmere

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

I've got flu but, I'm not a flower

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

I got cussed but I'm not a Custos

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

I've got clap but I'm not a clapperboard

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a tone but I'm not a toner cartridge

I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

I've got Dom but I'm not a dominatrix

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a scarf but, I'm not a scavenger

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

lol xpost!

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

i've got balls but i'm not a Balzac

flyover statesman (will), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

I've got cake but, I'm not a quaker

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

I've got stuff but I'm not a stuffed animal

I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

I've got Ken but I'm not a Kendal mint cake

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

I've got fish but I'm not efficient.

Simon H., Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

I've got VD but I'm not a Visual Display Unit (abbrev.)

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

I got the win but I'm not a windowdresser

I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

I've got ass but, I'm not Asperger's

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

I've got cod, but I'm not a codger

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

I've got pwn3d but, I'm not a pruner

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a badge but, I'm not a badger

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

I've got lice but I'm not a licensee

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

I've got crabs but I'm not a crabstick

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

i've got milk but i'm not a milquetoast

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

I've got Poe but I'm not a poet

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

I've got John but, I'm not a genre

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

I've got mange but I'm not a mange-tout

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

I've got pills but I'm not a pilsner

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

I've got sense but I'm not sensamilla.

I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

sensimilla

I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

I've got hash but I'm not a hash brown

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

I've got these nuts, but I'm not deeznuts.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

I got seminal but, I'm not salmonella

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

i've got dick, but i'm not a dictator

tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

i've got soul but i'm not a solar panel for a sex machine

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

I've got fig but, I'm not a figure

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

I've got seed but I'm not a CD player

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a boil but I'm not a boilermaker

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a tray but, I'm not a traitor

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a cyst, but I'm not a sister

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

i've got arse, but i'm not arsenio hall

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

I've got ghee but, I'm not a guitar

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a limp but I'm not a limpet mine

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

I've got wine but I'm not a Winehouse

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a zit but I'm not a plate of ziti

I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

I've got pus but I'm not a pussycat

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

i've got sauce but i'm not a sausage

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

I've got mine but, I'm not a minor

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

i've got chain but i'm not cheney

tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

i've got soul but i'm not solange knowles

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

i got all gone, but i'm not al gonzales

tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

I've got buoyancy but I'm not Beyonce Knowles

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a coose but I'm not Custos

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

I've got lag but, I'm not a lager

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

I don't bowl, but I've got ebola.

My name is Kenny, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a goal but, I'm not Angola

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a tit but I'm not titled gentry

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

i'm neither/nor, but i've got norovirus

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

I've got moles but, I'm not a molester

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

i've got more, but i'm not a mormon

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

(p.s. i'm recording all the ones that rhyme vaguely with the original title into a song)

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a bee but I'm not a beefeater

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

I've got thyme but, I'm not a timer

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

I've got beefy but, I'm not a beefeater

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

I've got BO but I'm not Beyonce Knowles

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

i've got BO but i'm not bo bice

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

I've gone veggie but, I'm not a vagina

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

I've got piles but I'm not a pilot

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

I've got Deco but, I'm not a decoder

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

I've got pace but, I'm not Ian Paisley

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

I've got zing but, I'm not a zinger

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a cunt but I'm not a Country & Western singer

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

I've got Allah but, I'm not Alabama

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a butt but, I'm not a butler

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a penis but I've not got happiness

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

I've got the shits but I'm not a Shih Tzu

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a man, but I'm not a manicurist

stfumato (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a dad but I'm not a dadaist

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

i've got abs but i'm not an abstract expressionist

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a dong but I'm not a donkey

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

I've got an imp but I'm not a Impressionist
I've got the Express but I'm not an Expressionist
I've got a wart but I'm not a Vorticist
I've got a foot but I'm not a Futurist
I've got a cub but I'm not a Cubist
I've got a foe but I'm not a Fauvist

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

i've got fins but i'm not a finish fetishist

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

I got wings but I'm not Kip Winger.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

I've got thin but, I'm not a thinker

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

i've got chrome, but i'm not a cro-magnon

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

i've got rims, but i'm not rimsky-korsakov

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

I've got dentures but I'm not indentured

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

I've got zinfandel but, I'm not Arsene Wenger

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

I got a medal but i'm not meddling

yungblut, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

i got pace but i ain't hale

yungblut, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

I got home but I'm not a homosexual

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

I've got lice but, I'm not licensed to kill

stfumato (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

i get more head, but i'm not agnes moorhead

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

I got fat but I'm not Fatima Whitbread

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

i use anbesol, but i'm not ann b. davis

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

i got baws but i'm not the bawston strangla

yungblut, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

I've got your trash but, I'm not eurotrash

stfumato (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

i've got neck but i'm not a necrophiliac

yungblut, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

i've got sac, but i'm not a sacroiliac

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

I've got Bill but i'm not Bill Bailey

Jarlrmai, Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

I got hives but I'm not a Hy-Vee

Granny Dainger, Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

I've got peanuts but I'm not a comic strip.

I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

i got a suit, but i'm not a suitor

i got a ham, but i'm not a hamster

i got a plan, but i'm not a planet

i got a bisque, but i'm not a biscuit

yeah, you know you got to help me out, yeaaah

slugbuggy, Thursday, 16 October 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

i got my hole but I'm not a holder

what U cry 4 (jim), Friday, 17 October 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not noddy holder

santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

I've got sod but I'm not a solder

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a shell but I'm not Shel Silverstein, Shel Talmy, Sheldon Leonard or Leonard Nimoy.

Joe the C.R.E.E.P. Operative (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

that's real

deep you (tremendoid), Friday, 17 October 2008 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

I've got hos but I'm not a hoser

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

I've got HOOS but I'm not a HOOSier

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

(aka the Steendriverer)

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

i've got a cat but i'm not a catalogue

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 17 October 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

I got Wayne but, I'm not a wanker

ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

I got head but, I'm not a header

ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

I got Balm, but I'm not Obama

Mark G, Friday, 17 October 2008 10:35 (seventeen years ago)

I've got coal but, I'm not a cola.

ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 10:40 (seventeen years ago)

I've got to go to the loo but I'm not l0u1s jagg3r.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 17 October 2008 10:48 (seventeen years ago)

I've got sick, but...

Mark G, Friday, 17 October 2008 10:51 (seventeen years ago)

I've got the music in me but give no history of bladder or bowel dysfunction.

A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:00 (seventeen years ago)

I got crotch, but I ain’t crotchety

**just works just fine** (Ioannis), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)

I like Can but, I ain’t no Cancer

**just works just fine** (Ioannis), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:41 (seventeen years ago)

I feel good, doctor, but I ain’t no Dr. Feelgood

**just works just fine** (Ioannis), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:43 (seventeen years ago)

From 0 to Worst Thread Ever in less than 24 hours has gotta be a record

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)

I've got ass, but I'm not an assassin.

not a Georgia peach but a Maryland crab (j.lu), Friday, 17 October 2008 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

I've got internet and I'm sick of it

Niles Caulder, Friday, 17 October 2008 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

I've got skills but I'm not a skillet

fantasimundo, Friday, 17 October 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

I've got a waist but, I'm not a waster

ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

From 0 to Worst Thread Ever in less than 24 hours has gotta be a record

Uh, how long have you been on ILX?

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

I've got conned but, I'm not a connossieur

ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

From 0 to Worst Thread Ever in less than 24 hours has gotta be a record

how can this be a surprise with The Killers providing such quality bad material.

ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

The next person to post on this thread is a paedophile.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 October 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

I like peas but I'm not a paedo

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

i've got kids but, I'm not a kiddie fiddler

ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

I've got air but I'm not an arab

Smellishis Poon (bernard snowy), Friday, 17 October 2008 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

I got spanked but I'm not a spanakopita

Smellishis Poon (bernard snowy), Friday, 17 October 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

I got lol but, I'm not a lolrider

ILX Systern (ken c), Friday, 17 October 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

I got toasts but, I'm not a Towcester

ILX Systern (ken c), Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

I've got penis, but I'm no CeCe Peniston.

Tuomas, Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

um

ILX Systern (ken c), Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

fucking bill bailey :-(

ILX Systern (ken c), Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe he reads ilx?

Oh no, Guadalajara won't do. (Kate.), Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

I've got Bill but i'm not Bill Bailey

― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 16 October 2008 18:34 (3 days ago) Bookmark

I tried to warn you

Jarlrmai, Sunday, 19 October 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

I've got 99 problems but I'm not going to go on about it...

Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)

but you're not a flake?

ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 20 October 2008 09:53 (seventeen years ago)

No, I'm an Ice Cream Man:

"I got "99" problems but a cornetto aint one"

Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:54 (seventeen years ago)

Or, more precisely:

"I got "99" problems, a cornetto ain't one"

Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:55 (seventeen years ago)

I've got soul but I'm not Sister Souljah.

not a Georgia peach but a Maryland crab (j.lu), Monday, 20 October 2008 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ mark

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not an Ice Cream Man, I'm an Ice Cream, Man!

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

Let me handle my ice cream, damn!

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

I got dough, but don't call me Doughboy

this ain't no fuckin' motion picture (sic), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 10:02 (seventeen years ago)

I've a pen but I'm not a penis

ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

I'm quite bold but I'm not a boulder.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

i've got braces but i'm not a brazier

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

I've got goals but I'm not a goalpost.

Freedom, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

I've got bros but, I'm not a brochure

Annoying Display Name (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:55 (seventeen years ago)

I've got pain, but I'm not a painter

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:03 (seventeen years ago)

I've got dysentery but I'm not disinterested

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

I've got gravitas but I'm not kefalograviera cheese

Rooty Hill v Licking Valley (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:09 (seventeen years ago)

I've got post but I'm not a poster

Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:14 (seventeen years ago)

I've got bank but I'm not a banker!
(This is a lie for real)

VeronaInTheClub, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

i got booed but im not a buddhist

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

I've got rox but, I'm not the rozzers

Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

ive got a band but im not a bandage

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

I've got dogs but, I'm not a dogger

Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

I've got suss but I'm not a sausage

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

I got hit but I'm not Hitler

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

I've got dogs but, I'm not a murderdogger

(unregistered) (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

I've got cursed but I'm not a cursor

Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

I'm dumb but I'm not Dumbledore

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

I've got chai but I'm not a China

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

I've got ass but I'm no Ashton Kutcher.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

I've got a stole but, I'm not a stollen

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

I've got a tone but, I'm not a panetonne

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

I've got sonned but I'm not a sauna

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

I've got coal but I'm not a cola

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

I've got N'Gog but I'm not Angola.

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

I've got hair but I'm not a Hare Krishna

poster x (ledge), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

I've got eyes but I'm not an Icelander

poster x (ledge), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

I've got shoes but I'm not a choux-fleur

poster x (ledge), Thursday, 31 December 2009 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

I haves woes, but I'm not a woman.

Aimless, Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

I've got flan but I'm not a flâneur.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

I got pain but I'm not a painter

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not an Ice Cream Man, I'm an Ice Cream, Man!
lol x 10000

sleepingbag, Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

I got Tea but I'm not a teenager

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

I got a door but I'm not a daughter

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

eight years pass...

I've got chips but I'm not a chipstick

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 11:30 (seven years ago)

I've got a crone, but I'm not a cronut.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:08 (seven years ago)

I've got diarrhea but I'm not a diarist.

I really like the acting, dialogue and especially the scenes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:15 (seven years ago)

I've got a show but I'm not a shower.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:27 (seven years ago)

I’ve got a desk but I’m not a Dexter

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

I’ve got a pole but I’m not a polecat

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

I’ve got a tube but I’m not a tuba

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

I've got a tool but I'm not a tulip.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)

I've got balls but, I'm not a balzac

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)

i've got a tomb, but it's not a tumah

808s & Deep States (voodoo chili), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:06 (seven years ago)

I’ve got shoes, but I’m not a shoo-in

Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)

I've got a hose but I'm not a hostess.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:22 (seven years ago)

I’m in hock but I don’t play hockey

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

I've got crack but I'm not a cracker

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)

I've got pep but I'm not a pepper

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:46 (seven years ago)

I've got POLL but I'm not a poultry

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:46 (seven years ago)

I’ve got loose change but I’m unchanged

Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)

I've got taint but I'm not a taintblaster.

My Favorte People Call Me Dad Soft Toddler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:53 (seven years ago)

I’ve got homework but I’m not at home

Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:54 (seven years ago)

I've got fibromyalgia but I'm not an algae

del griffith, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

I’ve got blargh but I’m not a blargh-blargh

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:19 (seven years ago)

I’ve got fjords but I’m not a Norway

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

I’ve got Scots but I’m not a Scotland

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

I’ve got Swedes but I’m not a Sweden

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:22 (seven years ago)

Oh man it’s like a country of colonizing immigrants could do this all day

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:22 (seven years ago)

I’ve got Danes but I’m not a Denmark

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

I’ve got Air but I’m not Zaire

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

I’m got Turks but I’m not a Turkey

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

I’ve got moose but I’m not Canadian

El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)

I've got kids but I'm not a kid no

Mark G, Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:21 (seven years ago)

I’ve got a job but I don’t have the patience of job

Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

"I'm not a lobbyist but I'm the chairman of a lobbying company"

Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:32 (seven years ago)

I got pain, but I'm not a painter..

Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:38 (seven years ago)

I've got wind, but I'm not a window-cleaner.

Alba, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:59 (seven years ago)

I got croup, but I'm not a croupier

Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 11:24 (seven years ago)


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