Steven Gerrard is buff!!!

GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH

YOU'LL WIN NOTHING THIS SEASON

ALL OF ENGLAND HATES YOU AND TBH CHELSEA ALWAYS WERE EASIER ON THE EYE

louis hates northerners

ONLY THE CUNTS WHO SUPPORT LIVERPOOL

YOU WERE MEANT TO FUCKING LOSE TODAY, CUNT-FACED CUNTS

HOW DARE YOU DENY AMR ZAKI'S SECOND GOAL ANY MEANING

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

ALL YOUR FAIRY-TALES ARE CRAP

ALSO IF YR LISTENING CARDIFF CITY NOBODY LIKES YOU EITHER

LIVERPOOL IS EVERYTHING THAT IS LOATHSOME AND VILE IN FOOTBALL, EVERYTHING

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/1HgFwABM.jpg

I HOPE YR FUCKING BANKRUPTED AND MAN CITY REPLACE YOU IN THE CL

AND THEN TRANMERE ROVERS BEAT YOU IN THE FA CUP THEN EVERTON LOSE TO WHOEVER THEY'RE PLAYING ON THE LAST DAY DELIBERATELY SO YOU GO DOWN

LIVERPOOL RELEGATED WOULD BE BETTER THAN A MILLION CHARLTON PROMOTIONS AND THAT IS TRUTH

YOU HAVE JUST RUINED TONIGHT'S MATCH OF THE DAY FOR ME, THANK YOU YOU MISERABLE CUNTSPACKERS

AND DIRK KUYT WILL PROBABLY SCORE 20 GOALS THIS SEASON FROM A COMBINED DIFFICULTY OF THAT ONE ZAKI GOAL

YOU SIMPLY HAVE NO CLASS EXCEPT IN GERRARD AND EVEN HE IS A LAME CLICHE THESE DAYS

OR IN TORRES AND HE IS A GREASY GIT

YOU WILL ALWAYS WIN MATCHES IN A "HEROIC" THAT TO ANY SANE NEUTRAL READS LIKE A COMPLETE HEARTBREAKER FOR THE OPPOSITION

YOU ARE THE ANTI-PLUCK, THE MACHINE OF TEDIOUS EVIL, THE DELUSIONAL MOANING "BEST FUCKING FANS IN THE GAME" WHO ONLY KNOW HOW TO HAVE A FUCKING MISPLACED SUPERIORITY COMPLEX

SIR ALEX FERGUSON IS TEN TIMES THE MAN ANY OF YOUR COACHING STAFF ARE, AND HIS TEAM IS WORTH FIFTEEN OF YOURS NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU GRIND OUT A RESULT AGAINST THEM

I for one am honoured at the ammount of effort you have devoted to this.

YOU'RE THE JOHN HIGGINS OF FOOTBALL

at least we can be safe in the knowledge that they won't be on dis ting this year

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l0u1s jagg3r, yesterday

Michael Jones to thread!

I am glad this thread exists because I don't like Liverpool very much either.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40198000/jpg/_40198790_bj203.jpg

But yeah, joking apart, fuck Liverpool I hope Steven Gerrard's missus goes on to suck the cock of every other gangland heavy in the north.

Cannot believe you used this "calm down" image

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/1HgFwABM.jpg

when Harry Enfield's Scousers exist.

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http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/scousers.jpg

lol is that NRQ 2:48 into that vid

ALSO YOU LET STOKE GET A POINT AGAINST YOU, THAT SHOWS WHERE YOUR CUNTING PRIORITIES LIE

AT LEAST ALAN FUCKING GREEN WASN'T COMMENTATING ON THIS ONE, ELSE I MIGHT HAVE THROWN MY FUCKING RADIO OUT THE WINDOW

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45121000/jpg/_45121349_kuytnew226pa.jpg
SO PUNCHABLE

Not as punchable as the double-headed monster of "eh, la, y'know, la, eh" that is Gerrard and Carragher:

http://liverpoolgirl.blog.co.yu/gallery/2689/Jamie%20Carragher,%20Steven%20Gerrard,.jpg

I'm still not over this.

good stuff. if football produces threads like this, there maybe is a point to it after all.

I approve of multipost venting on sporting events.

^^^^^
ban all of the above. that's some nasty shit there. pricks.

apart from jarlrmai obv. fucksake do we get threads for spurs cunts or united cunts or chelsea cunts or boro cunts? plus a pic of that cunt mackenzie? no i don't think we do. fuck off.

god i love the scouse victim complex

mostly because it's sorta true

fucksake do we get threads for spurs cunts or united cunts or chelsea cunts or boro cunts? plus a pic of that cunt mackenzie? no i don't think we do.

start one, then. and if it's full of borderline-coherent swearing and unfocused anger, punctuated by absurd imagery, i might also laugh. (if, however, it actually veers into talking about football, i'll give it a miss.)

Despite Jagger's tourettes syndrome I'm just taking this as a reminder of another win at the weekend.

Also I'd be surprised if Michael Jones actually sank as low as this and he actually has a footballing reason to hate Liverpool.

ALL OF ENGLAND HATES YOU

Oh don't encourage them ffs

If Michael Jones sank as low as it was possible for him to go, he would still find himself floating in the clouds, looking quizzically down at the burning and plague-ravaged shanty town that is the rest of ilx.

god i love the scouse victim complex

Evertonians don't appear to have a scouse victim complex.

If Michael Jones sank as low as it was possible for him to go, he would still find himself floating in the clouds, looking quizzically down at the burning and plague-ravaged shanty town that is the rest of ilx.

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^^^dude still mad about some guys using ebonics

Are only Everton fans allowed to hate Liverpool, Ronan?

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^ Marcello along any minute to accuse him of being a Tory

and he actually has a footballing reason to hate Liverpool

i thought we all had a footballing reason to hate Liverpool a few weeks ago!

this thread is really stupid tho yes

I think at this stage we need to just set up a separate board called Ebonics Shanty Town for all the plague-ravaged guys who want to shamelessly appropriate black culture in a completely innocuous way

Or maybe we should all just go and be lost to the tragic carnage of the Middle East, whichever

Or you could just ban louis

This is awesome, I had no idea I was irritating LJ so much by simply existing, and getting by on 4 hrs of sleep to be at the bar at 10am with a hangover and Setanta on the TV.

I missed the first half so I didn't see that Agger fuck-up that the BBC is so het up about, but <3 <3 him. Good to see him playing. Also Kuyt's goal very pretty & dramatic....

BUT NOT AS DRAMATIC AS OURS ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

loooooooool

Sorry Laurel, nothing personal! Just a weeny bit of venting after yet another depressingly inevitable comeback.

Isn't it great how Liverpool-related threads are among the best on ILx?

Don't agree with a word LJ says but well done sir - I applaud your honest and heartfelt spleen.

Liverpool Tickets Fiasco is certainly up there, along with the annual Prem threads.

I don't know how you can get so worked up about Liverpool when Man Untied and Chelsea cunts are ultra-insufferable and one of them will actually win the league.

Ya but those 2 have at least won their matches convincingly this season, without giving the opposition a sniff. Liverpool have taunted and scrapped and plundered their way to last-ditch after last-ditch win and it's quite simply unfair. As MPx4A said after yet another undeserved triumph, "Liverpool are about to embark on the most morally reprehensible unbeaten season ever", and thus far he's speaking the truth. Barely once have they deserved to win throughout the 90 minutes. Add to this their uncharismatic antifootball and their utterly cliched players, not to mention fans, sense of entitlement etc etc, and you gain a measure of why the rest of the footballing world regards them with such ire.

Alan Green does not help matters.

Yeah, what has Chelsea ever given us beside a really bad haircut? xp

xpost. The unbeaten run will not last.

But Liverpool probably wont win anything so why get worked up? Unless you're really Boris Johnson

and you gain a measure of why the rest of the footballing world regards them with such ire

rubbish.

This would be the worst thread ever, if there weren't, incredibly, so many, many even worse threads, started by even more insufferable pricks than this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/raheem.gif

See, the thing is, LJ is funny.

i preferred the bohemian rhapsody dyson than this

And Louis Walsh understands pop music

Don't know if he understands it as such but at least he gets their names right.

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should have been THREAD of HATRED for THA RED

Then we coulda seen hatred for man utd and aberdeen too?

yeah and charlton athletic :-/

Nnnoooooo not the Addicks!

no need to add dicks as there's already 11 of them running around every week amirite (+ subs)

Laurel, I was hinting at irony, as I am an Addick myself!

there were 9 the other day, ken

i don't get it

I briefly considered putting my support behind Charlton Athletic, but the recommendation of some cunt from ILX wasn't enough motivation, plus Leyton Orient had a better name and wyverns on their badge.

How's the Aberdeen thing working out for you? Or is this why you've decided to look south of the border?

At the risk of disappointment, who was "some cunt"? And yeh, the Os have a groovy name, a great badge and more committed hooligans, but I can't say much for their football.

I haven't found anywhere to watch SPL, Ailsa! Sadly.

Can't say much for our football either atmtbh

wtf :D

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o31/hassan1024/Eduardo_Da_Silva_ce_392773a.jpg

much more enjoyable now

stevie g, lah

"Are only Everton fans allowed to hate Liverpool, Ronan?"

No Ailsa, hate what you like, hate the fucking postman and the milk carton for all I care. Hate the doorstep if it passes the time.

a terrible man for the hate, can't take your eyes off him for a second and he's back on the ol' loathing

Steven Gerrard and James Lafferty, separated at birth?

http://www.freewebs.com/onetreehillsfansite/jlafferty5.jpg

wtf is this thread? i thought it was going to be people talking about steven gerrard's buffness but literally every post is incomprehensible babble. you are all so boring

ugh i should have paid attention to the thread starter :(

i mean to who the thread starter is not to what the thread starter says, ever. pass me my coffee

From the admin log.

"Thread: THREAD OF HATRED FOR LIVERPOOL CUNTS had its title updated to: Steven Gerrard is buff!!!"

I am still tempted to drop this thread into an unregistered board as bait for generations of random Googlers.

Having a crumpled two inch forehead is buff?

haha! (thread's been retitled, lex) xposts

no, Ronan, it was just that you said at least Michael Jones had a footballing reason for hating Liverpool, and I wondering why he was allowed one but fans of other teams weren't.

why does louis hate people from liverpool? inna boris johnson stylee? i don't get it. i don't think i want to. i need someone to bring me coffee

inna boris johnson stylee?

Never write this sentence ever again.

It's a football thing, lex

but don't liverpool have a football team? so how can it be a football thing to hate liverpool

Now now lex, don't push it

Liverpool have a football team? Why wasn't I informed?

Update, the shanty town is now burning, plague-ravaged and being flattened by tanks.

There's some that say Liverpool has two football teams, but I'm pretty sure that was just a rumour a few years ago.

ok BUFF:

http://froggypic.com/pics/a8c5d4c343c37fbaf68bfc0f037dafe5.jpg

phwooooar. i'd hit that like an angry charlton fan.

xpost Tranmere and Everton, yes?

Liverpeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul and Liverpeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul Reserves

brookside XI

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No, thing with Everton is that they were set up after Protestant people in Liverpool complained that Liverpool FC was too biased in favour of Catholic players, so LFC set up a separate team that was just for Protestants. Both sides are actually run by Liverpool FC, hence the free trading of players between the two which earned them the nickname of 'the Old Firm'. Everton were originally called Liverpool Wednesday since that was the day they played their matches, but that was changed when they signed the UK's first sponsorship deal with The Everton Mint Company in 1946 for £10,000 and exclusive image rights for Gary Imlach's dad.

It is an oft-repeated misconception that Tranmere are a Liverpool side; they are in fact from Wigan.

Most fans still remember Bill Shankly's proud claim that "There's four teams in Liverpool: Everton, Liverpool, Everton reserves and Liverpool reserves".

Bill Shankly's nephew is better known by his stage name, Warren G.

In September 1975, Jimmy Case beat a prostitute to death.

Many fans that are not woolybacks like you remember the prolific Margi Clarke scoring 122 goals for Liverpool Reserves Reserves in 1978.

They still talk of that in bars here in Moenchengladbach to this day as they sing below the scarves of friendship and unity in the face of the bosses

Liverpool fans are renowned for their great terrace songs, and indeed Aaron Copland's "Connotations for Orchestra" was based on a chant about Erik Meijer.

AaronKoplandmorelike

Music has played a valuable role in banter between both Liverpool and Everton fans, and indeed 90s Liverpool winger Stig Inge Bjørnebye was regularly ribbed by Toffees fans for his role in Abba tribute band Bjorn Again. Stig himself always claimed the last laugh was on Everton fans, who mistakenly thought he played Bjorn, when in fact he was Benny.

Most Liverpudlians are actually very generous to those less fortunate than themselves and can often be seen involving themselves in community outreach programs for woolybacks stretching as far afield as Skelmersdale, Lymm and Runcorn. A prime example of this can be found in Hoylake where much of the seafront housing was in danger of literally falling into the sea. Thanks to the sterling work of Liverpool FC and also Liverpool Reserves FC over 75% of the population of Hoylake now live in a Robbie Fowler house

I agree with the Lex, on this thread. I even like coffee!!! But unlike him, apparently, I don't have people to bring it. I make it myself !!!

"no, Ronan, it was just that you said at least Michael Jones had a footballing reason for hating Liverpool, and I wondering why he was allowed one but fans of other teams weren't."

And I said hate all the things you want! Let me apologise for denying you what seems such a pleasure.

Thanks. I will.

obviously local rivalry is the most understandable reason for hating a club

It's not the only one though. There are lots of teams I have a huge dislike for, it varies depending on how boring they are, how annoying their fans are, and various other factors depending on how wound-up I feel like being.

how annoying their fans are

Liverpool top of the league here

how? why?

Annoying fans. I've met them.

what is the biggest percentage of non-annoying fans a club can have before being hated?

quality not quantity my good man

Need link to those Liverpool FC parodies that someone (Dave Boyle?) posted on ILX

Blind, unexamined prejudice has no place in football club support.

It's the very pith and core of it

lol NV

Also yeah those Boyle reports were incredible, The Shirt and all. Although the spoof Man U Babelfish metallic Serbian rapist thing was arguably even funnier.

nowhere near

Frank Lampard is buff!!! [/controversial moderator edit]

(anyone would think I'm a Wigan fan)

Levels of Steven Gerrard idolatry among the BBC Liverpool Supporters' Club reaching are at their highest and most nauseating for some time. If he's that good how come he's shite for England?

He was pretty good for England on Saturday.

Didn't see that game. He's never Zidane-like, or whoever, for England though, is he? I could be wrong, but I don't think Capello thinks he's "England's Best Player"

he needs to be balder

Like Rooney

aka "England's Best Player"

rooney needs more headbutts

gerrard's probably really good at headbutts.

if they can only learn from each other

Does he have a sister? That usually works.

He's not exactly Zidane-like for Liverpool is he?

You don't think he plays well for Liverpool either?

zidane wouldn't have been stevie g for liverpool though

I did say "Zidane-like, or whoever", meaning best-player-in-the-world performances

or approaching

ashley-young-like

I suppose the acid test is what non-English fans think of him but from what I can see Gerrard isn't even viewed as the best player in the England setup let alone the world.

that's because beckham's still england's best player

probably Rooney now

Chris Waddle

ledley king

surely it's rio ferdinand? certainly it's gerrard before rooney.

I suppose the acid test is what non-English fans think of him but from what I can see Gerrard isn't even viewed as the best player in the England setup let alone the world.

By non-English fans? He definitely isn't.

certainly it's gerrard before rooney

thought we were talking for england

By non-English fans? He definitely isn't.

apart from Zidane himself

This was provoked by watching Graham Taylor and others on F(ootball) F(ocu)s bemoaning the fact that Capello wasn't building the England team around "England's best player", Stevie G. I think at one stage Taylor said something like, "It's like he's building the team round Wayne Rooney instead"... duh!

(xp) Plus, yeah, the fact that Zidane said Gerrard was the best player in the world, supposedly

i haven't seen many england games lately, so i don't know how rooney's doing for them, tbh. but he's certainly over-rated in england.

can't be arsed to check but i'm sure zidane said something more along the lines of gerrard being TBPITW in terms of leadership and effect on team and stuff, and in comparison to kaka and ronaldo (who are more like outstanding cogs in a machine) that's fair enuff imo. you could say "oh well that's cos liverpool arent as well balanced as those teams therfore overreliant" but then messi is also gerrard-esque.

the england issue adds in the question of leeway and best position (ie whether $t£vi£ is just a massive tart who requires the moon on a stick before he can perform) but ultimately kaka and messi would also be crap up front, ronaldo is no centre mid, etc just as gerrard is sometimes unconvincing at left inside forward whatever whatever.

So why does a intelligent manager like Capello not play Gerrard in his "best position"?

... assuming the various other England managers Gerrard has underperformed for and/or been played out of position for are dolts

tbh i thought this thread revive would be about that new guardian plonker's lame "gerrard is the 1st english total footballer" spiel the other day.

xp cos he doesnt have much choice with what he's got to work with and has to maximise all-over efficiency as it were? like, 70% gerrard and 100% rooney is better than 110% gerrard with 4% rooney.

110% isn't much by footballing standards

that new guardian plonker's lame "gerrard is the 1st english total footballer" spiel the other day.

Thank the Lord I didn't read that!

cos he doesnt have much choice with what he's got to work with and has to maximise all-over efficiency as it were? like, 70% gerrard and 100% rooney is better than 110% gerrard with 4% rooney.

Seems like 100% Gerrard with 100% Rooney is not an option?

you wouldn't like that

You still wouldn't win the World Cup

judging by what their respective bests have so far required i don't really see how it can be, no.

Ha, just remembered another choice gobbet of nonsense from Football Focus: "If Steven Gerrard could reproduce his Liverpool form, then the World Cup might already be in the bag for England"

a really shit bag as well. like those old Head ones with fluorescent piping.

if gerrard could reproduce his liverpool form like during his champions league winning year, while his england teammates could reproduce the liverpool form of gerrard's teammates during the champions league run, while england's opponents could reproduce the form of liverpool's opponents during the champions league run, while england's opponents in the world cup final could reproduce the second half and penalty shootout performance of ac milan's second half and penalty shootout performance, then the world cup might already be in the bag for england.

a green jaguar bag with gold writing

Maybe one of the girls' Head bags in cream and pink.

used to have that Jaguar one - was the envy of year 8 (esp. when i had my British Knights in it)

a German army surpluss bag from the market at Southport with NIRVANA stencilled on the strap in black biro and a Wildhearts badge.

Lots of xposts.

Ashley Cole is the best English player at the moment. It's just he's a cunt as well, so people don't like complimenting him.

Kaka plays upfront pretty well for AC and Messi has already scored 20+, I'm sure he wouldn't go to pot if you put him in the middle instead of on the right.

Also, Ray Parlour = the first name to come into my head concerning the "English total footballer" when I saw that article. Being able to play in lots of positions doesn't make you Cruyff.

Or only being able to play in one, like Stevie G, for that matter

stevie g plays on the left to accommodate frankie lampard, england's other, other other, other world's best player (TM)

caught england-netherlands 96 on ESPN classics last night- technically, the current bunch aren't on the same planet. first touch, passing, movement were exceptional. international football sure has changed.

yeah yeah...watch the same team against switzerland in the opening game (i maintain they were best against germany in the semi tho)

I hope Gerrard never plays for England again.