as in ILX's own nabisco, not the snackables company.
What would the nabisco news network look like? Who here would be the best commentators? Who would be the best loud pundits?
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)
Primetime would be "The TOMBOTSEAT"
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
1300..the ON THE MONEY HOUR
― Local Garda, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
So long as the blood from previous episodes was allowed to build up on the set over time, all would be perfect with this one.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
midnight challops
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets. (dan m), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
the 8080 club
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
You guys realize this would mostly be Trouser Trends with Michael White and a show where Laurel tells people what's wrong with their clothes, right?
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)
sold
― Local Garda, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
morbius and what
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)
^^ definitely, those two get the late-late-night slot
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)
steendrive time 5:00-6:00?
― HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)
what about late night sci fi movie marathons with latebloomer
― i love to hear this again and again (gbx), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)
it'll just be a clip show where i nod at things other people say xp
― HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)
see previous blood-related Tombot post
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)
P.S. whenever there is a military action or something that needs its own dramatic graphic intro, the rousing theme music will be by Max Tundra
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)
(I would also considering letting Of Montreal name all such ongoing-news topics, so that if we suddenly invaded Cuba it would be like "Promethean Grotesquerie 2009: Hubris of the Id")
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)
movie reviews from "a puppy"
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)
show intro music by jinglesource
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)
i can write the text crawl on the bottom of the screen that no one really minds but no one actively registers either
― metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:21 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd80/AwXomeMan/morbo.jpgTHE SENATE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!! GOODNIGHT!!!
― and what, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)
NNN, 24/7It's Always On ... the Money
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)
<3
― HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
the extra n is for news
― Local Garda, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)
weekly 30-minute updates on the Sununu family, entitled Sunununews
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)
would purchase this cable package
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)
I always thought the "M" in OTM stood for "mark" :/
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)
i believe they are interchangeable.
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)
there can be a McLaughlin type debate show re: What does OTM stand for
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ HI DERE
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
HI DERE and Justin J, actually
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)
uh I think J Justen may attempt to push your frenum through your eye for calling him Justin J, although I will now refer to him that way until the day he kills me
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)
I imagine you creating and singing a song lyric of that name to the tune of Prince's "Cindy C."
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)
HI DERE, I'm still on dextromethorphan fighting a stubborn cough. My apologies to J Justen. :-/
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)
Don't apologize! It isn't your fault he has (or used to have) pathological reactions to the spelling "Justin"!
Actually most debates on this show will probably end with me making fun of someone while Justin J tries to make their genitalia fit into strange, painful, spine-cracking places, now that I think about it. It can be called "HI DERE and Justin J Ridicule, Then Inflict Pain Upon It".
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.saatchikevin.com/files/media_medium/4018_cnbc_dec2006.jpg
― dmr, Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
THE EXCLOOSIVELY ALL CAPS INTERNETS DICKSHIN SHO
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
HI DERE AND JAY JUSTIIIIN WILL TALK ABOUT IT
hahahaha
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
I figured a nabisco news network would just be a guy on the screen looking back at me through a telescope.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
positivity/meditation hour with BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
shakey mo collier reads the days obits
lots of applebee's commercials
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
obv sunday football w/ ADAM SCHEFTER
― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
Milo Z on the Tyra Gif Report
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, November 6, 2008 9:23 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol thought this was a reference to me and was ¯\(°_o)/¯
― HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
"who the fuck knows me as justin j on ilx"
― HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 November 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
NOW WE DO
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
Sbarro sponsored special coverage
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
big hoos the justin j on ilx
― ✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
Would watch all but Trouser Trends. That guy clearly does not know what he's talking about (except for food salting etiquette).
― Michael White, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
hahahahaha
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
I think a show of Tuomas interviewing conservative pundits could be really, really amazing, actually
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)
Instead of a desk, he would interview them over a sleeping baby in a crib
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)
ha yes toumas would be kryptonite to overheated wingnuts
btw already pitched laurel + phil fashion advice show on ils - gimme my royalties
― ✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)
travel show w/louis n hoos wandering the world tipping and not tipping people respectively
― ✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
Tuomas Time!!
― goole, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)
The Dyson Sessions
Phil and I would just fite, though. Put him with Lauren or daria, instead.
― Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)
Top Geir
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)
fighting is good for the tv tho
― ✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)
This is starting to sound more like an ILX basic cable network than a NNN.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)
People would tune in to Raggett's Pie Hour expecting him to pie the guests on his show except he'd just recite pi for ages at them. They'd still stay for his assortment of colorful ties, though.
― Michael White, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)
Actually I'm pretty sure Ned would be used exclusively as an anchor who can read an hour's worth of news in 15 minutes, freeing up time for other frivolities
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)
This I could do.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)
Like NOIZE NEWZ
"Up next ... the fermented-fungus tea that could have beneficial effects on your health: miracle or just hype? Also, do you need some weed?"
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)
i could get so much more work done if i had this on and playing in the background rather than reading ILX
that is, if I had all that much work to be doing in the first place lol economy :-/
― flyover statesman (will), Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)
Oh man, the Idiot News Repository would be fantastic!
― nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
Reality Rundown with Leee
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Thursday, 6 November 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, November 6, 2008 5:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPO/505305~For-Your-Consideration-Posters.jpg
― midnight challops (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 6 November 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)
coming right up well show you how to obtain much hard one
― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Friday, 7 November 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)
Where is a girl who really aims marriage? You're in the Shavedlongcock Room.
― HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 November 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)
i think i'd like a geir v. ethan top 40 siskel/ebert review show more than cranky morbs.
can i have a croc hunter show about animals???
― i love to hear this again and again (gbx), Friday, 7 November 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)
or maybe xtreem sportz blooper hour with internationally famous wakeboarder steven shasta
― i love to hear this again and again (gbx), Friday, 7 November 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
Ed cooks it - over an open fire - an alternating feature with gabbneb Googles a restaurant.
― thesaurus is not a 6000 year old bag of bones, sarah (suzy), Friday, 7 November 2008 02:43 (seventeen years ago)
can we have some mock-ups of the cover of the Seasons 1, 2 and 3 DVD Box Sets of "Ed Cooks It" please
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 November 2008 02:49 (seventeen years ago)
google 'king ram' on GIS and you're off to a flying start...
― thesaurus is not a 6000 year old bag of bones, sarah (suzy), Friday, 7 November 2008 03:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/RxWsBS2KqpI/AAAAAAAAKQI/zyHIrR9FsKs/Richard+Simmons+Tank+Tops+,+Body+Oil+on+David+Letterman+late+show%5B7%5D.jpg
l-r????
― ban or astroban? (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 November 2008 04:09 (seventeen years ago)
just gimme the Andy Rooney slot and there'll be no Norman Mailer-Rip Torn stylees.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 7 November 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)
i kind of really have my heart set on the rooney job
― ✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Friday, 7 November 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)
Morbs Rooney only speaks for like five minutes on Sundays, you deserve more time than that. you can be rooney-esque in your delivery/eyebrows tho if you want
― Mr. Que, Friday, 7 November 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)
did anyone see the andy rooney where he was complaining abt all the different types of milk
― ✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Friday, 7 November 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)
"Why do they call it milk anyway?"
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 November 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)
hahahaha don't remember that one but i do remember the one where he bitched about umbrellas. i've often thought of starting a Rolling Sunday Night Andy Rooney Appreciation Thread
― Mr. Que, Friday, 7 November 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
i swear there was one where he was complaining about m&ms
― metametadata (n/a), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)
They're too hard to peel?
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 7 November 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)
here u go http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/11/03/60minutes/rooney/main1007432.shtml
upon rewatching he does raise some legit in defense of food style issues - still lol tho
― ✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
Play ANDY ROONEY: THE GAME
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)
And What clips show.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)
It's Nabisco and it is news. And it rules!
http://www.poynter.org/column.asp?id=45&aid=191489
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 September 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
oh awesome
can jjjusten and I get a side-column where people ask us music questions and we threaten them with bodily harm
― Monkeys? Um, no. (HI DERE), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
so otm
― the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
That is rad!!!!!!! Way to go nabisco!
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
killer!
― goole, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
awesome!
― just sayin, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
Excellent, what a great fall it will be. Cheers!
― My Big Fat Jewish Wedding (u s steel), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks! I hope ILM will think kindly of me whenever I write anything particularly stupid or wrong.
By the way, if a mod ever wants to turn off that thing where it auto-replaces my name on ILX, that's fine, probably appropriate at this point -- if someone wants to be like "that guy is an idiot!" I wouldn't want them to feel all censored about it or anything.
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
Congrats!
nooooooo, the autoreplace is too much a part of this place now
― If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
Sweet!
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
nabs otm!!! wtg dude!
― markers, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
By the way, if a mod ever wants to turn off that thing where it auto-replaces my name on ILX, that's fine, probably appropriate at this point
aw
― Monkeys? Um, no. (HI DERE), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
This is so cool, congratulations [nabisco].
― (¬_¬) (Nicole), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
I forgot about autoreplace, the brackets seem so formal.
― (¬_¬) (Nicole), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
can we crowd all the comment boxes with "otm"?
― goole, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
or would that be weird
Oh! I revived another thread about this, but since that will probably now disappear: congrats!
― jaymc, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
nitush
(;_; rip awesome substitution)
― Monkeys? Um, no. (HI DERE), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
OH COME ON
― goole, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
oh wait u misspelled it
nitsuh
― goole, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
NOOO
bravo, mr. nabisco
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ that misspelling
wtf fingers
― Monkeys? Um, no. (HI DERE), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
Well done, N. I am so proud of you! Will message you elsewhere in the foreseeable.
― are you robot? (suzy), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
this is huge! i'll gladly add to the congrats!
― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
Nice! Well done sir.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://asweetlife.org/sitefiles/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/free-nabisco-cookies.jpg
― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
Congrats, dude!
― da croupier, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
New York magazine otm.
(we need as many bad otm quips as possible. But srsly congrats!)
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
congratulations!!
― no szigeti (c sharp major), Monday, 27 September 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
congrats nabisco!!!
― The Black NAGL's Death Thong (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 September 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
this is cool! congrats
― kellspolaris (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
NY Mag OTM
― tumlbrah (dayo), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
said congrats in the other thread but i am EXCITED enough for two! yay!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
there's nothing you can't do,now you're in new york magazine
― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
awesome, n! super happy for you :D
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)
Congrats! Definitely can't let my subscription expire now.
― Virginia Plain, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)
I congratsed on the other thread so here I will campaign to restore the autoreplace
BRING BACK [NABISCO]
― ♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
wau now I've had drinx with the pop and film critics at NYM4g, Joe Klein is only a matter of time!
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
It seems our Mr. Nabisco has plumed his hat with one very impressive feather. This might even be more impressive than his steamer trunk full of personalized otm's presented to him by the very cream of ILX.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
wow, congrats man. [see, no trace of envious seething]
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
Dish about Edelstein, Morbs!
― jaymc, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
this is huge. congrats, dude!
― rent, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)
Congrats again some more encore un fois!
― The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nitsuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― dprk funk (crüt), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
great news! congrats
― H in Addis, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)
hey this is awesome, congrats
― max, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 07:42 (fifteen years ago)