vegan thanksgiving
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:51 (seventeen years ago)
"The latest circulation figures are in."
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:55 (seventeen years ago)
"It's a free country."
― Good Luck, Lewis J! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:01 (seventeen years ago)
"It's not a free country"
"Short term measures"
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)
"today in iraq..."
― NotEnough, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
"Organizational changes"
― 100 Days, 100 Nights (Susan), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)
"Michael McIntyre"
― nate woolls, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
"How about another round of applause for..."
― invisible jet (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)
"To continue in English, press '1'"
― invisible jet (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:57 (seventeen years ago)
Opening post ftw.
― ╓abies, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:59 (seventeen years ago)
premature ejaculation
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)
Bush legacy.
supergroup
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)
another 50 minutes of nonstop hits
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)
mcartneyesque melodic pop
― Ed, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)
Have Your Say
― Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)
We've just had a small request come through from Finance...
― Carrot Kate (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)
"the blog she broke up with you on"
― the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)
saturday commute
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)
teaching philosophy
― I CRIED (G00blar), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)
You will have experience in ...
Today on the stock market. . .
― 100 Days, 100 Nights (Susan), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)
happy birthday
― rent, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)
did you have a poppyseed bagel for lunch?
― rent, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)
"can we give tonight a miss?"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:35 (seventeen years ago)
"it is what it is"
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)
I really, really do not want to have to police you on that each week.
― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)
telecommunications
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)
can I have a word with you?
― what U cry 4 (jim), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
pushback
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
Typically: anything that can be represented by an acronym.
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)
"The fact of the matter is""meal solutions" - how a supermarket were promoting their shoddy ready meals
― zappi, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)
We need to talk...
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)
"workshop"
― z "R" s (Z S), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)
"Develop your skillset"
"company retreat"
two words that could make me quit on the spot
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
service area
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)
ASAP - as in "we need this done ASAP"And that is different from the usual situation how exactly?
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)
regret to advise
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)
"Christmas shopping"
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)
"We're looking for an English manager with experience of fighting against relegation"
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)
I HATE "it is what it is."
Also, "2-3+ years experience required" for every single job ad ever.
― Maria, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)
"clouds expected to be with us for at least the rest of the week"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)
^ so, so true.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
"I'm not racist, but..."
― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
'ladies and gentlemen, YOUR detroit lions!'
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
^^lolz
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
You'll have to *insert thing that you are supposed to be paid to do* in your own free time.
― Zoe Espera, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
― invisible jet (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:57 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
it's because I hate automated menus, not ESLs, just to clarify
― idk (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
franchise
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)
actually it's just a word but it depresses me
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
"You know about computers, don't you?"
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
'Say the name of the product or service you wish to inquire about'
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
big night outstaff night outstaff drinkswork night outdrinks after workafter-work drinks
etc.
― Zoe Espera, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)
"Last orders at the bar!"
Can't believe we've got this far without that one.
xpost It depends on your colleagues, of course ;)
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
'heads-up'
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
'going forward' x 293874290387409238749023817401298740129384
'last updated X minutes ago by the sir weeze'
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)
we are seeking synergies
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)
(we are seeking synergies *going forward*)
"we're gonna have to take it all apart and start over""sorry, we're closed"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. Please state the name of..."
― goole, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
i have a grudging respect for bullshit business phrases. it allows you to talk about things that nobody cares about with some regularity. it's only a problem if people buy into them or don't understand that it's shorthand that you shouldn't use out of the office.
― goole, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)
Audacity has encountered a problem and needs to close...
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)
THIS
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
"everyone is dry as fuck lately"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
have you been drinking?
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
"bloodwork"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
"this is your fault"
"real job"
"do you know why I pulled you over?"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
"any more coffee and you may wind up with ulcerative colitis"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
"so cut back on the coffee"
"and the drinking"
"and the spicy foods"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
this doctor clearly doesn't understand that my dietary choices are an important part of my identity
"my dietary choices are an important part of my identity"
'to continue in english, press 2' on 311 makes me smile. it's nice living somewhere where it isn't automatically assumed.
"sand went EVERYwhere" for depressing/disgusting phrases, anyway
― schlump, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)
Not a phrase, but:
Twitter Magnets combines the fun of Magnetic Poetry and Twitter into one web app.
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 00:22 (seventeen years ago)
"It'll have to come out."
― Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)
Please call back during regular business hours ...
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:08 (seventeen years ago)
"We can still be friends."
― Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:18 (seventeen years ago)
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:53 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)
"it's all downhill from here"
but...if it was all uphill from here, that would also be bad!
:(
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:05 (sixteen years ago)
it's flat land from here
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:07 (sixteen years ago)
it's generally undulating from here nothing severe in either direction, don't worry
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:15 (sixteen years ago)
http://keithlyons.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/sisyphus-sign.jpg
― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:18 (sixteen years ago)
One a friend said to me today which was depressing because I thought better of her: "well you cant help anyone who chooses to be homeless and nor should you".
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://i46.tinypic.com/2m43b88.jpg
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:43 (sixteen years ago)
looooool
― dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:48 (sixteen years ago)
the myth of sisyphus loses a good deal of its philosophical power when you include the part about the dragon, but it's the truth dammit
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:54 (sixteen years ago)
http://smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/prometheus.jpg
― dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:57 (sixteen years ago)
"We've called this meeting to unveil and to explain our new organization chart."
― Aimless, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 04:12 (sixteen years ago)
botched circumcision
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
Are you reading the John Money wiki? The details of how that botched circumcision went extend from "depressing phrase" to "dear god I wish illiteracy could have protected me from reading this."
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
yes :(
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
botched circumcision using an electric cauterizing instrument
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
"Scorsese's best film since ______________!"
― clemenza, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
"If I had my choice about this, we'd be keeping you on."
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
blubber in the blender
― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
why would someone want to 'food process' red blubber in a lab
idk
it looks so horrible;_;
― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)
...potential synergies that we can leverage...
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)
... regain focus on our core competancies...
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
credit-check
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
burning man
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
i used to hate this one but now i find its zen-like sentiment endearing
― lube fiasco (diamonddave85), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
micropenis
― lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
actually I'm not gonna lie "micropenis" gives me giggle fits & thus is not depressing
― lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
data recovery
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
romantic comedy
lifestyle choices
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
holy shit I was just posting that
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
"alternative lifestyle choice" actually
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
and i was just abt to post 'alternative nation' no joke
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
*_*
hivemind
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
^^ not a depressing phrase btw
rancid meat
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
"with this album we've gone back to basics"see also "a staggering return to form"
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
cf. "classically trained"
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
"team-building exercise"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
"geir otm"
"faith-based"
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
consensus builder
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
'marriage is between a man and a woman'
― one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
libertarian think tank
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
"so not gonna happen"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
take-home final
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
"sold out"
― glengarry rick ross: "always be stunting" (m bison), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
"produced by rick rubin"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
"wind chill of..."
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
"no longer available"
― ice cr?m, Sunday, December 5, 2010 5:20 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
sort of a hilarious phrase imo
― horseshoe, Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
Makes a nice pair with 'conservative ethics'.
― one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
"the american people __________"
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)
"well actually..."
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
Menu loading, please wait...
19%
― one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, December 5, 2010 4:07 PM
It has been my life goal for the past few months to just not say any sentence that starts w/this phrase. I am such a pedant, it's terrible. Nobody likes being corrected.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
badditude
― jeevves, Monday, 6 December 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark
had a cool name, tho.
― ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
One of my friends always said "well, yes" and it just seemed so condescending!
― sunday (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)
well yes but it's not
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)
― phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Monday, 6 December 2010 08:41 (fifteen years ago)
we're having a party
i love you
2011 is sure to be a momentous year for the 22 year old.
― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 08:49 (fifteen years ago)
monday morning
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 10:52 (fifteen years ago)
you have no new messages
― jeevves, Monday, 6 December 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)
never a fuckin problem on monday morning, sadly
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)
"if you dont like it here, you can always work somewhere else"
― the Chinese firewall of the heart (Michael B), Monday, 6 December 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)
"your account balance is... 834 dollars. your available balance is... overawn... 28 dollars."
― phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Monday, 6 December 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
my other blogs
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 27 August 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
Networking fair
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 27 August 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)
"my other blogs" FTW
― the late great, Monday, 27 August 2012 05:19 (thirteen years ago)
we reached out for comment
― * The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 August 2012 05:32 (thirteen years ago)
elevated liver enzymes
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 27 August 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
"social story-teller""social media guru"
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 27 August 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
Acclaimed TED presenter.
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 27 August 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
pizza party cancelled
― cwkiii, Monday, 27 August 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
Republican-controlled congress
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 August 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)
Jobseeker's Challenge
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
roll over to find out more
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, August 27, 2012 12:45 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
booming revive.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
isotonic performance fuel
(ie an energy drink)
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 31 August 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
click to enter slideshow
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
cost synergies
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
"and fantasy" (specifically after the words "science fiction" on bookshop shelves)
― koogs, Friday, 31 August 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)
"First, last, and deposit"
― Josefa, Saturday, 1 September 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)
"ft. Wale"
― jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 1 September 2012 05:00 (thirteen years ago)
We did't receive.....
― *tera, Saturday, 1 September 2012 05:49 (thirteen years ago)
"Now you have a friend in the diamond business"
― Oneohchex Point Charlie (Spectrist), Saturday, 1 September 2012 07:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Sorry we can't send you a replacement for the item that wasn't delivered, because it's no longer in stock, even though half an hour ago we said that getting a replacement to you would be no problem, because we suck at stock management and customer service."
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Saturday, 1 September 2012 07:36 (thirteen years ago)
'Philosophy and spirituality' (on library shelf)
― Vasco da Gama, Saturday, 1 September 2012 10:21 (thirteen years ago)
"tell us what you think"
― The goth contingent vs. the house heads vs. the ravers vs. synth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 September 2012 10:23 (thirteen years ago)
"Please do not reply to this e-mail."
― jim, Saturday, 1 September 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
"click here to read them all"
― we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:13 (thirteen years ago)
as seen on tv
― * The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 September 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
― banjoboy, Monday, 3 September 2012 04:42 (thirteen years ago)
"real music played on real instruments"
― don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 09:15 (thirteen years ago)
"The programme allows plenty of time for networking"
― still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 10 September 2012 11:50 (thirteen years ago)
'gay marriage' (esp. as a homophobic war cry)
― * The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 September 2012 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
"The debate over autonomous lethal drones""internalized homophobia"
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)
"your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system"
― clouds, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)
"sunday carvery"
― ledge, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)
"strike ends"
"coolhunting seminar"
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
"are you busy?"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
"social media coup"
social media anything really
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
"personal branding"
"we work Saturdays"
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
"unique opportunity"
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 04:06 (thirteen years ago)
"error - cd not found in database"
― koogs, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 08:47 (thirteen years ago)
"that's just how I was raised"
― clouds, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)
"replacement refs"
"victory formation"
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
"made from 97% natural ingredients"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
"The advisor you were due to see at this meeting today has left the company suddenly."
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
"Who just joined?"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
"The unmistakeable sound of <completely generic instantly forgettable band/artist>"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
20-year McDonald's employee
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)
"i found my happy"
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:31 (thirteen years ago)
i know what you did
― yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
"what can you do with a [x] degree?"
― love's secret borad (clouds), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:35 (thirteen years ago)
"It folds out into a bed at night."
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:10 (thirteen years ago)
'do work that matters'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:12 (thirteen years ago)
My school principal had a little sign up on the wall of her office that said "God couldn't do everything so he made mothers". That's pretty depressing.
― aonghus, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:17 (thirteen years ago)
god couldn't microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it so he made mothers
― Vasco da Gama, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:39 (thirteen years ago)
"Sorry I cannot help you on this occasion.
However please keep me copied in/I would be grateful to see a readout of the meeting."
Standard response from dozy officials.
― obligatory kate winslet nipple shot (Bob Six), Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:36 (thirteen years ago)
"Zach Braff is the voice of his generation."
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)
The winner of this year's Nagaland Chili Eating Competition is carried by two of his friends to a waiting ambulance.
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:17 (twelve years ago)
career progression
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:17 (twelve years ago)
got a vice piece hopefully up today that's very much inspired by this thread
― jabba hands, Friday, 21 June 2013 10:21 (twelve years ago)
lol
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:22 (twelve years ago)
my bad
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:22 (twelve years ago)
"What's your availability this weekend?"
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:37 (twelve years ago)
^chills
― #NOBS (electricsound), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:40 (twelve years ago)
"sorry to chase you on this"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:41 (twelve years ago)
what if the guy saying it is riding a penny farthing
― r|t|c, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:05 (twelve years ago)
yeah, if not in an email it has potential
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 12:05 (twelve years ago)
LG currently working on a new, politer benny hill for the 21st c
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:10 (twelve years ago)
5 Reasons Why You'll Never Look At This Thing The Same Way Again
― cardamon, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:12 (twelve years ago)
"I know that's not what you wanted to hear."
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)
^specifically regarding performance reviews/salary negotiations.
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)
"office fancy dress charity day"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)
"we are where we are"
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:03 (twelve years ago)
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, June 21, 2013 11:37 AM (2 hours ago)
I associate this with cricket :)
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 21 June 2013 14:06 (twelve years ago)
CD-R Note: This product is manufactured on demand when ordered from Amazon.com.
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Friday, 5 July 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
"your alarm is set for 2 hours and 18 minutes from now"
― Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Friday, 5 July 2013 03:11 (twelve years ago)
"restaurant-quality"
― Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr. (get bent), Friday, 5 July 2013 04:02 (twelve years ago)
Be confident
― Treeship, Friday, 5 July 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)
content aggregator
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, May 24, 2013 11:17 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i lold
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)
"UK Funky"
― crüt, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)
from concentrate
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:43 (twelve years ago)
"This product/area contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm".
(HERE'S A--does Bill Hicks head and hand shake thing--CRAZY IDEA, HOW ABOUT NOT USING THOSE FUCKING CHEMICALS? FFS.)
― c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:53 (twelve years ago)
i dunno, do the other states 'know'? maybe it's just like, one state's opinion, man
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)
Here's another depressing phrase I just thought up: ONE MAN'S LAW IS ANOTHER MAN'S OPINION.
Products/areas causing cancer is some pretty serious allegation.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:12 (twelve years ago)
there's a reason they call it 'the law of the land'
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:13 (twelve years ago)
Good call on that depressing phrase, j.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:39 (twelve years ago)
lil wayne unplugged
― ( (brimstead), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:41 (twelve years ago)
featuring kate ceberano
― estela, Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:44 (twelve years ago)
"a wry look at"
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:32 (twelve years ago)
"sparks outrage"
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:39 (twelve years ago)
"hilarious new comedy"
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:42 (twelve years ago)
"I can afford it just fine, but it's the principle"
^^^ specifically in the context of working in a call centre and talking to posh customers who don't want to pay a £15 reconnection charge after you've spent all day speaking to people who have just lost their jobs/had their benefits stopped/are about to lose their flat/have sick or disabled kids but whose phone service you can't to restore because they're unable to clear their bill.
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 10:04 (twelve years ago)
"thought shower"
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)
"second screen experience"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:11 (twelve years ago)
'Off my own back'
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:38 (twelve years ago)
"and after all I've done for you"
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:39 (twelve years ago)
Be the first person to join
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
rent to own
― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)
i made a trip back to missouri last weekend and noticed a building that's split between Check into Cash and a Rent to Own store.
*facepalm*
― reckless woo (Z S), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)
"hot and ready" referring to pizzas that you can just walk in and purchase without ordering
― mh, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)
A Tribute to the Disco Biscuits
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)
'reheated leftovers'
the phrase, not the article (mainly)
― estela, Friday, 20 June 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)
nay, that phrase for me conveys sustainability, thrift and tenacity
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)
something something privilege
― doctrine the house (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)
i do a lot of bulk cooking and freezing but there's something about that word combination that makes perfectly nice food seem about as appetising as a shrivelled piece of fish slathered in a camembert and chocolate sauce.
― estela, Friday, 20 June 2014 06:15 (eleven years ago)
average handle time
― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Friday, 20 June 2014 06:17 (eleven years ago)
at or above productivity targets
― j., Friday, 20 June 2014 06:19 (eleven years ago)
"mass extinction event"
― Aimless, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)
"thank you for your patience"
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)
and connected to the last one: "we apologize for the inconvenience"
don't apologize just FIX THE PROBLEM
― clouds, Saturday, 21 June 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)
"Starbucks Evenings"
http://www.starbucks.com/coffeehouse/starbucks-stores/starbucks-evenings/menu
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)
John Legend & Lindsey Stirling
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
hot mugshot guy
― estela, Friday, 27 June 2014 09:45 (eleven years ago)
Minecraft LARPing
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 19 July 2014 06:38 (eleven years ago)
"I'm going to draw you a word picture."
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Friday, 22 August 2014 10:43 (eleven years ago)
turkey dinner
― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)
in what world!
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)
vegan thanksgiving― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:21 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:21 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― kate78, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)
i hate the word "turkey" and also the word makes me think of being surrounded by family members i don't like asking probing questions and wondering when i'm going to find a wife. cf. "turkey time" ugh so awful!
― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
i have a gigantic gold metallic and orange button that says "OFFICIAL TURKEY TASTER" and have worn it on Thanksgiving since ca. 1990 because in that year my sister was annoyed by it
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)
"Canada's finest"
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 24 November 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, November 24, 2014 8:50 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This delights me.
― carl agatha, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)
― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, November 24, 2014 1:48 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
with you on this. come over for family-free friendsgiving there will be turkey without the relatives.
― mattresslessness, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)
turkey not the focus, more wine and rad sides tbh
― mattresslessness, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)
Actor rocks a holiday onesie
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 December 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)
______ replied to a comment on this.
― Tanukious D' (wins), Saturday, 10 January 2015 11:52 (eleven years ago)
"Young Republican"/ "College Republican"
― Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:45 (eleven years ago)
"Personal pizza"
― Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
"With immediate effect"
― Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (eleven years ago)
"insurance law blog"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (eleven years ago)
Also if I'm being honest, "service level agreement"
― Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:37 (eleven years ago)
I love SLA's. And OLA's.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:07 (eleven years ago)
of the competing parody accounts, this one shows the most promise imo
― italosVEVO (wins), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:02 (ten years ago)
For me it's account manager who feels her partying days are over but she still likes to drink wine and gossip and calls that "shenanigans"― La Lechera, Thursday, July 9, 2015 12:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― La Lechera, Thursday, July 9, 2015 12:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 01:45 (ten years ago)
"Share if you agree"
― MrDasher, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:55 (ten years ago)
world sport
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:59 (ten years ago)
cryptic message on Instagram
― soref, Friday, 25 September 2015 03:38 (ten years ago)
"your call is important to us. please stay on the line and we'll be with you as soon as possible."
― Aimless, Friday, 25 September 2015 04:24 (ten years ago)
"Father and writer. In gutter, looking at stars. Movie quotes I live my life by: 'Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while - you might miss it.' 'Carpe Diem!' 'When somebody asks you if you're a God - you say YES!'"
― OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:20 (ten years ago)
"took to twitter"
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:24 (ten years ago)
Political Dog Clothing
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:47 (ten years ago)
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
7 years later fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, friend
― zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:50 (ten years ago)
http://rlv.zcache.com/political_correctness_is_fascism_dog_shirt-r92a4a5547b6b49b6bb8ad13c62bec09e_v9iow_8byvr_324.jpg
― ogmor, Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:02 (ten years ago)
fuck u and fuck that dog and fuck that guy who made that shirt
― zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)
Nothing fascist about trying to popularize the suppression of speech.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)
el tomboto steak rub
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 22:57 (ten years ago)
really?
― BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 8 October 2015 00:21 (ten years ago)
THIS VEHICLE'S SPEED IS MONITORED BY GPS
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)
everybodys gonna be talking about pornhub's april fools thing
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 2 April 2016 01:44 (ten years ago)
"The Simpsons are going to Africa!"
― a mom shaped pom (wins), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:28 (nine years ago)
BBC Question Time EU Special
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)
Acoustic singer/songwriter
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:10 (nine years ago)
credit authorization
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:21 (nine years ago)
keep _____ weird
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:22 (nine years ago)
_______ strong
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:48 (nine years ago)
extra-judicial
― clouds, Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)
hot or not?
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)
win the 52%
― ogmor, Friday, 8 July 2016 21:31 (nine years ago)
summer night highway construction
― johnny crunch, Friday, 8 July 2016 23:43 (nine years ago)
Cleethorpes Winter Wonderland
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:01 (nine years ago)
"[cabinet position title] [member of Trump's cabinet]"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:10 (nine years ago)
"Trump transition"
― Ross, Monday, 28 November 2016 18:24 (nine years ago)
yeah. this thread is going to get very dreary and repetitive.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)
Haven't seen it yet but I thought of "trump state of the union address" the other day and felt like I was going to shit my pants.
― joygoat, Monday, 28 November 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
"Xenophobia" is the Dictionary.com word of the year.
― Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
sexless marriage
― marcos, Friday, 17 March 2017 23:17 (nine years ago)
the 4 day institute is a combination of a planning retreat, seminar, unconference, and sprint
― marcos, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:25 (nine years ago)
"Are you busy?"
― calstars, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:32 (nine years ago)
Wacky Hat Wednesday (Participation Mandatory)
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:35 (nine years ago)
Self-documenting code
― koogs, Saturday, 8 April 2017 11:19 (nine years ago)
"[religious affiliation] children"
― cakelou, Monday, 10 April 2017 06:35 (nine years ago)
ew, unconference
― Karl Malone, Monday, 10 April 2017 07:39 (nine years ago)
37 year old spaniard
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Monday, 10 April 2017 07:57 (nine years ago)
You are currently in a virtual queue to ensure fair access to tickets during busy times. Please don't refresh your page, as you will lose your spot.
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 April 2017 08:10 (nine years ago)
oh god i got thru
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 April 2017 08:35 (nine years ago)
saw a tweet that went something like "i'm probably gonna be alive for at least 3 more spiderman trilogies"
― blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)
I look forward to getting much more information and clarity from our military leaders about the policy The President tweeted today.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22049823_1634213729964104_2539065725353817210_n.jpg?oh=273ad09ebc10b6da27d83e7aa29852e4&oe=5A4976FF
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 28 September 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)
I apologize if anyone was offended by the Holocaust poll.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)
"Breitbart London"
― cakelou, Monday, 4 June 2018 23:05 (seven years ago)
'Of all of the Beethoven movies, Beethoven's 3rd is the funniest!'
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 June 2018 01:55 (seven years ago)
"room temperature challenge"
― oder doch?, Sunday, 8 July 2018 07:13 (seven years ago)
ratioed on Twitter
― marcos, Thursday, 23 August 2018 01:21 (seven years ago)
"Inspired by jazz, blues, rock, and hip-hop"
― cakelou, Saturday, 29 September 2018 19:19 (seven years ago)
5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
― jmm, Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:34 (seven years ago)
― Harper Valley CTA-102 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:42 (seven years ago)
“I’m sorry but”
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 September 2018 02:12 (seven years ago)
'Gentlemen, if you’re in your 40s and you can’t effortlessly quote from any of these movies, it’s time for some Netflix homework.'
― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:55 (seven years ago)
"you do you"
― p.j.b. (pj), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)
"biker-friendly bar"
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:17 (seven years ago)
Ending Explained
― jmm, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:57 (seven years ago)
https://biblioklept.org/2018/11/20/100-phrases-culled-from-the-new-york-times-list-of-100-notable-books-of-2018/
― cakelou, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:30 (seven years ago)
novel that ricochets
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:34 (seven years ago)
devastatingly sidelong
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)
overdrawn account
seemingly wordless but ultimately word-filled collection
― 'Rock Me (I'm a Dais)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)
a must-read!
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)
posthumous debut account
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:57 (seven years ago)
a searing, blistering memoir which leaves the reader charred and half-melted
― 'Rock Me (I'm a Dais)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)
devastatingly page turner
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 17:02 (seven years ago)
The D.N.C. approved Iowa’s delegate selection plan, but left the state party to determine on its own how to collect and tabulate caucus results, Mr. Perez said, adding that the national party did not test the state’s app or set standards for training or preparation.Mr. Perez said he was not responsible for what state parties and their leaders do.“I do not conduct a performance evaluation of every party chair,” he said.Asked whether the D.N.C. would increase its scrutiny of other caucuses run by state parties, including Nevada’s in less than two weeks, Mr. Perez said he would “implement all of the lessons learned,” but did not specify how.
Mr. Perez said he was not responsible for what state parties and their leaders do.
“I do not conduct a performance evaluation of every party chair,” he said.
Asked whether the D.N.C. would increase its scrutiny of other caucuses run by state parties, including Nevada’s in less than two weeks, Mr. Perez said he would “implement all of the lessons learned,” but did not specify how.
i have to remember this vow, in case i'm ever leading a major project and have no idea what to do. start with implementing all of the lessons learned. details tbd
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:38 (six years ago)
just received an email at work that contains this chestnut:
"Each week we will watch two short TED Talks to motivate us."
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:58 (six years ago)
this is the moment when i notice that Winston Smith works in my cuberhood
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:59 (six years ago)
I used to work in a big international company in China, the country-level big boss, an annoyingly confident US Harvard grad, came to a staff event where we were all running training sessions for each-other and opened it with a direct copy of a TED talk about "power poses" and everyone was so impressed that I was given the job of doing the same training session with my team. Then a year or so later I had the chance to apply for a position in the UK and was flown to Shanghai to interview. I did the power pose outside, as trained, then when faced with this same big boss on the interview panel, completely fucked up the interview, I was actually unable to speak at all from nerves at one point, and they didn't even give me feedback after flying me out there.Then a bit later I found out that the author of the power poses ted talk thing had reexamined the evidence and concluded that it didn't work at all.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:08 (six years ago)
the shortlived power pose mania did give us this prfoundly blessed image so i can't find it too depressing
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FtSdSBJX.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:10 (six years ago)
Q: is the power in question the power to make passersby think 'u r a dick'
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:14 (six years ago)
wtf? is the power pose real? is that really it? loooool
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:20 (six years ago)
i like to do the empathy pose. both feet tightly squeezed together, so the entire body is off balance. this shows openness and vulnerability to the team
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:21 (six years ago)
it says "don't push me, even a tiny bit, or i will crash down and bring every single one of you motherfuckers with me"
I'm pretty much always doing the ReRun while in the office. I find that it's very effective at projecting my inner idiocy.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:23 (six years ago)
suspected migrants
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:41 (six years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/MyAim_isTrue.jpg
― Natalie Wouldn't (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:43 (six years ago)
Happy 130th Birthday, [dead celebrity]!
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 20 February 2020 20:55 (six years ago)
"hold space for"
― crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 18 June 2020 01:04 (five years ago)
COVID-19 taunt
― estela, Monday, 13 July 2020 05:59 (five years ago)
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
its taken me 11 years to say this...
fuck u
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 13 July 2020 06:24 (five years ago)
"...ok, i'm going to play the devil's advocate on both sides here, but..."
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:29 (five years ago)
'Maybe it's only a little gangrenous.'
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:42 (five years ago)
establish a regular cadence
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:35 (five years ago)
bi-directional success
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:39 (five years ago)
in a ideal world [...] but
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:40 (five years ago)
"gal pal"
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:48 (five years ago)
I don't know if this is exactly the thread for it but a very depressing phrase to enter an online debate is "playing the race card" - you instantly know that you are dealing with an irredeemable cunt.
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:59 (five years ago)
yeah though i have to admit i mildly lol at the idea of a playing card that says "race" on it, like maybe in all caps. RACE. so you know it's the race card.
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:02 (five years ago)
well yes, aside from the racism and lack of empathy it also reveals a stunted debating club attitude to politics
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:06 (five years ago)
the upcoming #joeexotic series is
― estela, Friday, 4 June 2021 08:26 (four years ago)
"It is the sixth film in the Home Alone franchise."
― visiting, Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:31 (four years ago)
reading the last two posts as an exchange between two bots
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:38 (four years ago)
"eye candy"
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:31 (four years ago)
lightly salted
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:42 (four years ago)
"good thread on today's covid news:"
― Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 21:29 (four years ago)
“thousands of Black Friday deals”
― lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:04 (three years ago)
Whatever your opinion on the trans debate,
― pilk/pall revolting odors (wins), Thursday, 19 January 2023 17:20 (three years ago)
AI used to create new and final Beatles song, says Paul McCartney https://t.co/HgySixrkwG— Guardian news (@guardiannews) June 13, 2023
― he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 11:23 (two years ago)
"The latest circulation figures are in."― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:55 (fourteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:55 (fourteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
😬
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 11:54 (two years ago)
cauliflower pizza bowl
― brimstead, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:02 (two years ago)