Jared Leto gets hurt

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The Axe in American Pyscho
The Amputation in Requiem for a Dream
The Shooting in Panic Room
Ed Norton rearranging his face in Fight Club

Any Others and Any Theories as to why ?

anthony, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

because of Evil

mike hanle y, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Because there is pleasure in his pain.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought this was going to be another one of those wacky flash games where you get to injure Jared. Or maybe "whacky" would be a better word.

Nicole, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

His title character in "Prefontaine" dies in alcohol-related car crash
I think he's the first to die in "The Thin Red Line"

As mark s intimated on the thread which inspired this one, this is all punishment for being such a twat in the otherwise impeccable My So-Called Life.

Jeff W, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did anything happen to him in Urban Legends? I think that was the movie.

Lindsey B, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

scorpion king

mike hanle y, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

wasn't me said that actually, jeff, tho i give it my full backing

mark s, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Because We Hate Him And The People Must Be Appeased.

Nick Southall, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...
gets his throat cut in switchback

Indira, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...
shot in the head in panic room

jack, Friday, 25 October 2002 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

nevermind.....

jack, Friday, 25 October 2002 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

cos he's pretty but lacks enuff charisma to hold down central role ans make audience feel for him. thus delectable killoff

bob zemko (bob), Friday, 25 October 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Angela socks him in the jewels with a bowling trophy in My So-Called Life.

Sisters of Morrissey, Friday, 25 October 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

his band sucks and if i see him i'll punch him in the jewels.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Did anyone see that Jared movie about the two guys who go to the Kurt Cobain vigil? I guess it was originally called Leonard Cohen Afterworld, although it's since been changed to Highway. I hear it's terrible. But it has Jake Gyllenhaal in it so I guess now it's required viewing for me.

Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 25 October 2002 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

this is all punishment for being such a twat in the otherwise impeccable My So-Called Life.

bbut if the cool girl doesn't fall for a hunky dope instead of the scrawny sensitive guy, it's not REAL.

Aaron A., Friday, 25 October 2002 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
For some bizarre reason he came to mind just now, and given this is the only thread about him I'm trying to figure out if his getting hurt in Alexander involved:

* appearing in the damn thing in the first place
* wearing the eyeliner
* having to act tender and sensitive opposite Colin Farrell
* a scenery-chewing death rattle to beat the band
* daily interaction with Oliver Stone
* all of the above

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Jared Leto Hurts Others:

30 seconds to mars

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin Farrell hurt Jared Leto's feelings in Alexander.

Nemo (JND), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

latebloomer OTM

Aaron A., Friday, 22 April 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
he looked better fat

homosexual II, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

the schef otm

horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

the fat pictures are him after bulking up to play john lennon's assasin.

the skinny pictures are post-shooting after he lost the weight.

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

the last one is a little robbie williamsesque

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this was a new DC thread.

Eazy, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

we're gonna make it one if that's ok by you.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

bbut if the cool girl doesn't fall for a hunky dope instead of the scrawny sensitive guy

Krakow was not particularly sensitive.

Apparently Leto had his nose broken during a gig recently, and tried to choke Elijah Wood after Frodo said his band was awful.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Actor-turned-musician Jared Leto broke his nose and suffered other minor injuries while performing in concert in El Paso, Texas. He apparently jumped into the audience during a song, but no fans were injured

jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i met jared leto kind of by accident, my god he is tiny, seriously, i towered over him

homosexual II, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

tried to choke Elijah Wood after Frodo said his band was awful

youtube, you always fail me where I need you most

nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

What drives a man to start wearing eyeliner in his mid thirties

A B C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

"start"

horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

obscurity

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

just saw ghost rider

ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

I actually don't wish bodily harm of any kind upon fat Jared Leto.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

ten inch cock, obv

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

i met jared leto kind of by accident, my god he is tiny, seriously, i towered over him

ten inch cock, obv


proportion

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king, huh

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

haha fat jared leno kinda looks like me

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Fat Jared Leto is the new Fertile LaToyah Jackson

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

also: i always fancied brian krakow way more than jordan catalano

homosexual II, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

"tried to choke Elijah Wood after Frodo said his band was awful"

he couldn't get his hands round that neck.

jed_, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ lord of war destroying leto with machine guns, what is with this guy

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

Krakow was not particularly sensitive.

He was a total dick to Delia!

Oakland Mike, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

As mark s intimated on the thread which inspired this one, this is all punishment for being such a twat [s]in the otherwise impeccable My So-Called Life.[/s]

there. much much better. he's an asshole of the highest order. that said, he's not that bad an actor.

nathalie, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 07:58 (nineteen years ago)

well, bugger, it's strike... not s. hmm

nathalie, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 08:08 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Wow, I just saw the trailer for Chapter 27 (the Leto as Mark David Chapman film), and it's either going to be amazing or awful. Lindsay Lohan co-stars!

jaymc, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TktOCF-iBTQ

jaymc, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Catcher in the ROFL

latebloomer, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

it's going to be a stinker: been on the shelves for a long time so don't expect anything great.

stevienixed, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

lolololol "Fat Jared Leto"

HI DERE, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Female equivalent of "Jared Leto gets hurt" = "Sarah Polley gets hurt"

nabisco, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

"Jared Leto shreds"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

i thought the female equivalent was "hillary swank gets her ass beat"

elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, yes, Hilary too. But Sarah Polley matches Leto better for the "look, it's someone small and pretty getting jacked up," culminating in the whole spinal-surgery sequence in No Such Thing.

nabisco, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I dreamt I was Jared Leto last night. I saw a big dog eat a little dog's mouth off. Shit was complicated.

sexyDancer, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

That sounds like something that would happen to Jared Leto a lot.

HI DERE, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Emily Watson.

jaymc, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

this man is 40 years old. i am in love with this man.

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Was so into him in MSCL. Now, not so much.

quincie, Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

still in love

surm, Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdk2uuB2yE1r1c97qo1_500.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 November 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

Apparently from the set of The Dallas Buyers Club, in which he plays a crossdresser with AIDS in the 80s.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 November 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

jared's stilettos

estela, Friday, 16 November 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

killing his feet

estela, Friday, 16 November 2012 01:23 (thirteen years ago)

Jared Leto's feet get hurt

some dude, Friday, 16 November 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

He doesn't give a shit that his cock is fucking giganto and it hurt like satan.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 16 November 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

i ctrl-f'd for "hurt like satan"

goole, Friday, 16 November 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

same

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 16 November 2012 01:43 (thirteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://accidentalbear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jared-leto-candy1.jpg

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 June 2013 02:33 (twelve years ago)

anthony was one of the GPOAT

slam dunk, Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)

jared leto walked past me in ny, according to other people i was with at the time. i didn't recognize him, and when i turned around to see where he went he had already disappeared into the crowd. maybe it was for the best.

Treeship, Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:21 (twelve years ago)

Oh, well. It would have started “Once upon a time” and ended “A sad story, don’t you think?”

1staethyr, Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:27 (twelve years ago)

maybe it's silly, but i like to think he's still out there: walking through crowds, being recognized sometimes but other times not being recognized.

Treeship, Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)

so is he only crossdressing for photo shoots?

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 June 2013 05:14 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

Jared Leto has been winning multiple awards for playing the transgender character of Rayon in the film “Dallas Buyers Club.” The transgender community has then watched him throw them under the bus.

http://transhollywood.tumblr.com/post/73788989742/a-step-by-step-guide-through-jared-letos-trans

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

https://twitter.com/yesszzirr/status/760930251853668352

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 4 August 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)

It turns out he went to my high school (briefly). Absolutely no one remembers him. I don't know whether this is sad or kind of awesome.

think zebras, not horses, unless you're in Africa (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 August 2016 16:26 (nine years ago)

nine months pass...

Jared Leto Named Chief Creative Officer of Film Streaming Service Fandor https://t.co/5IDDIQApi4 pic.twitter.com/i0Oxyko90Z

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) May 21, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 May 2017 20:44 (nine years ago)

And I heard that his man-bun will be an Executive VP in its own right.

leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 May 2017 21:14 (nine years ago)

four months pass...

Hugh Hefner passed away just last week at the age of ninety-one, and a biopic is already in the works. Brett Ratner has cast Jared Leto as the founder of Playboy, saying, according to Brian Porreca and Seth Abramovitch in the Hollywood Reporter, “When he heard I got the rights to Hef’s story, he told me, ‘I want to play him. I want to understand him.’ And I really believe Jared can do it. He’s one of the great actors of today.’”

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jared-leto-star-as-hugh-hefner-biopic-991359

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

god this really is the worst universe

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

of course brett fucking ratner is producing this

more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

I am forever payingfor defending X-Men 3 as "not that bad"

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)

tbf it's probably his best movie

more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

he had the decency to kill cyclops at least

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)

If chlamydia had ever considered attaining sentience and making a go of it in Hollywood, now is the time.

this is ridcolus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)

Casting Jared Leto as a dead guy seems like an elaborate attempt to make him accidentally commit suicide. pic.twitter.com/V96QlnxL5e

— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) October 4, 2017

bodak horseman (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

tbf it's probably his best movie

in retrospect I think I mostly like it cause it made nerds really really mad. If someone made a theoretically canonical superhero-team movie where all the powers, backstories and mythology were completely wrong I think it would be my favorite movie of all time

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

josh trank's fantastic four movie isn't far off that lofty ideal

more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

five years pass...

We're seeing a taping of "How Did This Get Made" tonight, and the movie is "Morbius." We watched it, and ... it's not terrible? I mean, I didn't think it was particularly good, but its biggest failure is that it is bland and boring and pretty pro forma. Iirc there are no lol batshit (if you pardon the pun) moments or anything, so I'm really curious how they're going to make fun of it. Besides the fact that Jared Leto is in it.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 October 2022 14:01 (three years ago)

I adore this thread title

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Sunday, 30 October 2022 16:45 (three years ago)

I guess an anonymous "Morbius" crew member wrote in to the show with some insane stories they read out loud. Leto insisted on walking with crutches for the entire shoot (pre-vampire powers), which meant that any time he needed to use the bathroom it took at least 30 minutes, even though it was three minutes away; eventually they started wheeling him there in a chair. Another time he overheard one of the electricians saying something bad about him, so Leto started a charm offensive by bringing donuts to the set every day and offering them to the crew ... but only the male crew members. Last was that he would insist on improvising a string of surreal one-liners, so much so that takes were stretching to 15 minutes, and studio executives began worrying they were amassing hours and hours of unusable footage. Sounds annoying.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 31 October 2022 03:59 (three years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jared-leto-climbs-empire-state-172816924.html

omar little, Thursday, 9 November 2023 21:38 (two years ago)

Jared Leto was certainly "Closer to the Edge" than ever before.

On Thursday morning, the rocker, 51, climbed the Empire State Building to announce the launch of Thirty Seconds to Mars' 2024 Seasons world tour in support of the band's latest record It’s The End Of The World But It’s A Beautiful Day.

“The building is a testament of all the things that can be done in the world if we put our minds to it,” said Leto in a press release, “which is largely the inspiration behind our most recent album, ‘It’s The End Of The World But It’s A Beautiful Day.’”

omar little, Thursday, 9 November 2023 21:38 (two years ago)

https://media.zenfs.com/en/people_218/471b4b5b4d5e99191d49b09fc0b63dd8

omar little, Thursday, 9 November 2023 21:39 (two years ago)

Looking forward to the follow up album “Where The Streets Have No Name (And I Feel Fine)”

as a lyricist he is from hell (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 9 November 2023 22:07 (two years ago)

one year passes...

This doesn't seem wildly surprising

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/jun/07/jared-leto-accused-sexual-impropriety

submission drift (Matt #2), Saturday, 7 June 2025 22:41 (one year ago)

yeah long overdue. anyone on livejournal in the late 00s remembers the chatter about him sleeping with teenage fans while he was touring 30 seconds to mars

Roz, Saturday, 7 June 2025 23:19 (one year ago)


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