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i guess the only question is what will finish at #2

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Blade Runner 21
Alien 8
The Duellists 3
Thelma & Louise 2
Matchstick Men 1
Kingdom of Heaven 1
G.I. Jane 1
Someone to Watch Over Me 1
American Gangster 1
Boy and Bicycle 0
A Good Year 0
Black Hawk Down 0
Hannibal 0
Gladiator 0
White Squall 0
1492: Conquest of Paradise 0
Black Rain 0
Legend 0
Body of Lies 0


omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

actually i think i know the answer, nm

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I've seen one since Blade Runner.

The Duellists was OK.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Number three, then?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

g.i. jane landslide

eman, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

anyone seen Someone To Watch Over Me?

Thelma & Louise is my pick.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

thelma + louise

horseshoe, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

^accurately called "feminist claptrap" by Armond White

Dr Morbius, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i <3 feminist claptrap

horseshoe, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

b-b-but most of his movies (even the good ones) are claptrap!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

it's also a buddy movie. i <3 buddy movies.

horseshoe, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

those are some real stinkers between T&L and black hawk down

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

gladiator was pretty weak imo

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i hate to remember that he directed gladiator.

lol xpost

horseshoe, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i srsly dislike gladiator, but the first scene in the arena is near perfect

goole, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

White Squall is worth it for shots of pre-steroids Christian Bale leading just-legal beautiful boys.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

guys i kind of like legend :/

horseshoe, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

did nobody else see matchstick men?

the birdman from the hilarious lil wayne albums (and what), Friday, 14 November 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

oh morbs... I think you forgot something...

http://cindyjacks.com/images/bradpitt.jpg

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Friday, 14 November 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

studs /= good movie

Dr Morbius, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

gladiator was just a warmup for kingdom of heaven, which is actually really good

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i think people were sick of the braveheart/gladiator thing when it came out so it got ignored (plus it wasn't as much a tale of a single hero, plus it starred orlando bloom)

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't even remember kingdom of heaven. also have people seen body of lies?

horseshoe, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

i sorta wanted to but at this point i guess i'll just catch it on dvd.

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

still haven't seen black hawk down

eman, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Went for Someone to Watch Over Me. Haven't actually seen it in about a decade or more, but I dug it. It's like an un-flashy, non-futuristic and stripped down sequel to Blade Runner (I know stylistically Black Rain is more akin to BR, but the thing about Black Rain is, it's a bit shit + Tom Beranger >>> Michael Douglas).

DavidM, Friday, 14 November 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

guys i kind of like legend :/

― horseshoe, Friday, November 14, 2008 1:34 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dont front girl this is top-5 RS for me

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

gladiator kind of sucks, but once you get it into your head that it sucks it becomes a pleasant surprise

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

also such a great movie to watch when all your friends come back to your house to crash after a fun/crazy night

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw all but the last 20-30 minutes of Body of Lies. I didn't want to walk out but work called and I didn't get to go back in.

It was OK. Leo's good, Russell Crowe plays Philip Seymour Hoffman, the Iranian love interest is super-cuet.

sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i've seen black rain several times for some reason, dunno why

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

guess what i voted for y'all

balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

a good year

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

wow american gangster was such a dud eh

s1ocki, Friday, 14 November 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i liked it tbh but i think it had more to do with the supporting cast and setting, i like those '70s nyc cop movies. denzel was pretty weak imo, crowe wasn't that interesting. it was pretty ridiculous.

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Scott's movies this decade are mostly kinda fugly looking, cinematography-wise.

balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i've seen black rain several times for some reason, dunno why

Gotta be the signature vineyard shot.

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Friday, 14 November 2008 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

max! i thought i was all alone! it's sort of boring but it's so pretty.

horseshoe, Friday, 14 November 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Matchstick Men zipped by pleasantly enough when I watched it on DVD, helped greatly by a typically barmy Cage performance. Hardly a classic though.

chap, Friday, 14 November 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

haha horseshoe its sort of WAY boring but it is really amazingly shot--plus fantastic sountrack and a++ super hot mia sara--hate to go here but perfect movie to watch stoned

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

you know what has a++++ super hot mia sara is timecop O_O

omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

first google result for mia sara timecop:

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the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Mia Sara having great sex pleasure

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Friday, 14 November 2008 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i think Thelma & Lousie remains an awesome movie
i mean, even tho it has no alien or constant downpour

i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Friday, 14 November 2008 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link

oh this is a dif poll!
alien is my comfort movie

i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Friday, 14 November 2008 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

awesome

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Matchstick Men was a surprisingly good, for a con man movie.

Tuomas, Saturday, 15 November 2008 07:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, it had all the typical con man movie cliches, but it also managed to build some meat around them and get something interesting out of the whole thing.

Tuomas, Saturday, 15 November 2008 08:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Voted The Duelists; I don't suppose it's better than Blade Runner, but fewer people have seen it and it needs some love.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 15 November 2008 13:02 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 1 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

More than any of the many Scott flicks I've missed, I am now most curious to see Time Cop again.

Nate Carson, Monday, 1 December 2008 10:50 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

It was OK. Leo's good, Russell Crowe plays Philip Seymour Hoffman, the Iranian love interest is super-cuet.

― sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, November 14, 2008 2:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^this is otm. is Aisha really an irani name?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

think it's both an arabic and persian name. i liked that movie fine.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

aisha was muhammads fave wife

max, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

yea it was a bit long, but well done

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i gather there's a long thread on ilx right now about how Leo sucks but i don't mind him, i have to say.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

been consistently entertained by his post-titanic movies, except revolutionary road

max, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't mind leo. he's kind of limited in his range but he's fine when appropriately cast.

latebloomer, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I woulda voted Black Hawk Down.

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I actively like him in his first three Scorsese films, even Gangs Of New York except for his scenes with Cameron Diaz

da croupier, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh even though his face did not survive his teenhood, i think he's kind of dreamy in the departed.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

yea id almost go as far as saying im a fan of leo

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh even though his face did not survive his teenhood, i think he's kind of dreamy in the departed.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, July 20, 2010 9:56 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah what happened? its like all his features stayed in the same place but someone put an air pump in his neck and blew up his head to like twice the size

max, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

plus: ill-advised facial hair, always

max, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Complete retro at Lincoln Center. (and one can only wonder why)

http://www.filmlinc.com/films/series/past-and-prologue-the-films-of-ridley-scott

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

First time anyone has cared about Someone to Watch Over Me since it was released...

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

White Squall OK-ish as a pervish A&F Lord of the Flies/Bounty thingy.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, I see Alfred beat me to obligatory leery post from gaylxor.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

p much the first thing I'd head for. Or maybe reduce my unseen Oscar winners gulag by one with Gladiator.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

thelma + louise

― horseshoe, Friday, November 14, 2008 6:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^accurately called "feminist claptrap" by Armond White

― Dr Morbius, Friday, November 14, 2008 6:23 PM (3 years ago)

isn't that what AW says about 'the silence of the lambs'?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

Complete retro at Lincoln Center. (and one can only wonder why)

http://www.filmlinc.com/films/series/past-and-prologue-the-films-of-ridley-scott

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 30, 2012 10:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a lot of these films really do not need another airing. black rain? g.i. jane? a good year? fucking robin hood?

ok, i'm going to go through these and let you know what's up:

PRETTY FRESH
Alien
Blade Runner
The Duellists

GOOD, WOULD WATCH AGAIN
1492: Conquest of Paradise
Black Hawk Down
Kingdom of Heaven

INDIFFERENT
Body of Lies
Hannibal
Matchstick Men
Thelma & Louise
White Squall

MORE-THAN-FAINTLY EMBARRASSING
Legend
American Gangster
Black Rain
Someone to Watch Over Me

F.F.S.
A Good Year
Robin Hood

dude peaked early.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

i admit i haven't actually seen g.i. jane, maybe it's a masterpiece. so i left it off.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 07:33 (twelve years ago) link

oh and i forgot to put gladiator under "more-than-faintly embarrassing"

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 07:33 (twelve years ago) link

someone to watch over me looks really nice but has a dreadful script, as is often the case with this guy.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

new uneven answers

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

i'd bump american gangster up one tier - i really dig the slavish recreation of early 70s nyc & jersey, and there's some funny/entertaining scenes

black rain is bad bad bad, im 100% convinced that he only made it so he could shoot a movie in japan. it does look incredible, to be fair

i thought robin hood was a new low in overall laziness from this guy, one of his worst ever

still need to see much vaunted kingdom of heaven director's cut

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

kinda intrigued by black rain but man if H4A can't rep for it...

dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

its like a slurry of every 80s cop movie cliche, with racism sprinkled on top. its basically a reskin of Red Heat right down to the ending airport scene where american cop and foreign cop have a meaningful exchange that shows how much they've come to respect each other despite cultural differences. osaka is beautifully shot in it though

funny that it came out the same year as imamura's black rain

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

I just watched the trailer on youtube - looks like a real dog's breakfast, loved the shots of japan tho

dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

a good year is by far the worst of his crap films

Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

black hawk dawn was sort of vile but not in a distinguished way

Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

i sort of enjoyed a good year when i saw it, but i can barely remember it + couldnt defend it

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

every shithead broker in london says they will retire at 40 and buy a villa(ge) in provence and the film is like the wish fulfillment version of that in which they magically inherit a first class vineyard and get to schtup marion cotillard

the mixture of old school clubbable anti-frog sentiment and 'a year in provence' fancifulness is quintessentially english and terrible

Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

heh i think thats what i found fascinating about it, im sure it would've been repulsive to me if i was english

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

blackhawk down is politically pretty vile but fairly engrossing as an action movie IIRC.

funny that it came out the same year as imamura's black rain

man, if ever two films were NOT alike...

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

TBQH i'd rather watch top gun again than most of RS's movies, but maybe that's just b/c i haven't seen top gun since 1986.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

MORE-THAN-FAINTLY EMBARRASSING Legend

gtfo. horseshoe where you at?

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

actually its entirely embarrassing but for some reason i kinda love it.

looking at this list i am kinda amazed this guy could bank an entire career on two, maybe three movies.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

is your love strongo enough?

buzza, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

kinda intrigued by black rain but man if H4A can't rep for it...

― dayo, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 11:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its like a slurry of every 80s cop movie cliche, with racism sprinkled on top. its basically a reskin of Red Heat right down to the ending airport scene where american cop and foreign cop have a meaningful exchange that shows how much they've come to respect each other despite cultural differences. osaka is beautifully shot in it though

funny that it came out the same year as imamura's black rain

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 11:48 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in my memory this is otm despite my having seen it multiple times, i think i watched it so often bc i was amazed at how cool japan looked. i haven't seen it since i was 16 though tbh.

it sounds like maybe 'the martian' breaks the losing streak he's been on?

nomar, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's OTM (re: black rain) - we watched it a few months back. (sometimes) gorgeous to look at but a real garbled melange of cliches. i love how it's obvious from like fifteen minutes in that michael douglas has no particular business being there and is fucking everything up and yet the movie insists on treating him as the hero up to the end, based on ... nothing. also lol at kate capshaw already being typecast as "the blonde expat working in an asian bar." but basically it's good-looking trash.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link

might be interesting to assemble it in some kind of program with gung ho and other 1980s american japanese paranoia films. so much dumb speechifying in black rain about how "for us, we do what is necessary for the group!" and michael douglas just kind of flailing about yelling at them about how sometimes you gotta take the law into your own hands, but then takakura reaches him by invoking the shame he brings upon himself and his badge by taking bribes. ughhhh and the secondary bad guy's big speech about hiroshima.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:09 (nine years ago) link

from like fifteen minutes in that michael douglas has no particular business being there and is fucking everything up and yet the movie insists on treating him as the hero

sounds amazing imo

Master of Treacle, Monday, 14 September 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

i feel like about 30% of his dialogue starts with something like "hey pal!" like "hey pal, you listen, in america we have this thing called getting the job DONE!" or "hey pal, get off my back - your eastern sense of honor isn't going to help us find that cocaine!" he might never actually say these words but the whole movie is like an extrapolation of them. also in the very first scene we learn he supplements his police income by participating in illegal motorcycle races under the FDR, then the whole rest of the movie teases you with situations where he might plausibly get on a motorcycle before finally remembering to do it in the climax. i guess to demonstrate how completely his character has not changed over the course of the film.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 September 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

most memorable scene in the film involves him stuck behind a fence, impotently watching as on the other side motorcycle dudes zip by with swords and behead his best pal.

nomar, Monday, 14 September 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

that was cool, although you kinda knew best pal was dead meat from about two or three scenes previous. like from the moment he steps up to sing karaoke he's got seven, eight minutes left max.

honestly what sticks out in my memory really is the photography of osaka - the street where they're drinking/eating outdoors while waiting for news (on a stakeout?), and the big shower-of-sparks-in-darkness factory where douglas listens in (kind of bafflingly since he doesn't speak or understand japanese) on the big yakuza meeting. those looked fantastic, and i'm usually not someone who goes the "well, hey, at least it was visually satisfying" route. ridley scott can assemble some really gorgeous frames. maybe the movie should have just been a coffee table book.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 September 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

crit David Ehrlich on The Martian:

in space, literally everyone can hear you tell & tell & tell & not show for 2 hours of tedious science porn in crap 3D.

Abba, tho.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ha-ha1.gif

latebloomer, Thursday, 17 September 2015 08:40 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

god this was a waste of resources for all involved. looks great, a better film than prometheus, but what was the point of any of it? felt like a series of webisodes from an intergalactic gardening vlog for two hours. no sense of tension, danger, just facile, cutesy internet-style humour. its just a generic rescue movie, it could be set anywhere, which might have been fine, but even for that, it seems to resist anything you would get from a normal rescue movie. no peril, no suspense, its all just there unfolding as you would expect. or maybe this is purposely thwarting genre expectations, a film for kids reared on webisodes.

StillAdvance, Monday, 5 October 2015 10:23 (nine years ago) link

also i think nolan and scott watched (or maybe heard about) primer and thought they needed to start working in tons of real science talk into their movies

StillAdvance, Monday, 5 October 2015 10:25 (nine years ago) link

am also just not sure what was so special about damons character to warrant us caring quite so much about his fate? i would have left him there personally. he had potatoes (at least until the jeff daniels character, said something like, 'he'll be fine unless something goes wrong', and then whaddaya know, something DOES go wrong in the very next shot)

StillAdvance, Monday, 5 October 2015 10:40 (nine years ago) link

don't know how this got a PG-13, should have been G

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

also i think nolan and scott watched (or maybe heard about) primer and thought they needed to start working in tons of real science talk into their movies

i wished it was more real! any vaguely scientific idea was always interrupted by some character being like "can you say that in English???". and when damon said "LET'S SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!" i was just done.

i like the thought of respecting science (a radical thought to millions of people who will watch this) as a core message of the movie, but man did they beat you over the head with it. they literally lecture you on it at one point!

but really i'm the dummy because i went in expecting a different kind of movie. i didn't read anything about it beforehand, and know nothing of the book. i assumed that being trapped on mars would be a harrowing experience and maybe matt damon would lose his mind and psychotic shit would happen. i didn't realize it was a family movie and that any terrible event would immediately be counterbalanced by matt damon handling everything incredibly well and making early 2000s NBC sitcom-style jokes.

this is the new apollo 13, and that's what it was supposed to be.

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

you guyz could read reviews before spendin ya money

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

just facile, cutesy internet-style humour.

yes, this. i guess i'm an asshole for saying this because this describes lots of people, but if you've ever said that you heart something, you will love the humor in this movie

xpost i can't avoid big budget space movies. i like to look at space, can't help it.

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

you guyz could read reviews before spendin ya money

Dargis liked it and momentarily made me think maybe I wanted to see it tbh

Οὖτις, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

just facile, cutesy internet-style humour.

i'll third this.

absolutely dire. felt, in tone, no different from Armageddon or any other rah-rah space hero movie (except now we're saving Matt Damon instead of the whole human race).

when the camera panned to Kristen Wiig at NASA HQ trying to do her tears-of-joy face I was in disbelief.

rip van wanko, Monday, 5 October 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

i also liked that scene where the Mars mission lead guy was asked "do you believe in god?", and he responded "hmm, i forgot that we haven't mentioned god in this movie yet, which could lead to the criticism that it's an atheist movie. so...yes, i do, but i was raised by people with beliefs that could apply to a number of different religions around the world, not just christianity. but i'm not ruling out christianity either. let's just be clear that i'm spiritual - not an atheist - so anyone watching this around the world, and i hope this is an international blockbluster, will be able to find a way to sympathize with my religious beliefs or at least by reassured that i'm not totally godless, which would be unforgivable, of course. now let's science the shit out of this and save matt damon"

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

Have any of you read the book? I thought the book was solid, and one of its nice twists was that he wasn't sad/panicked/depressed, and in fact was picked for the mission largely for his upbeat personality. I can see how the movie (which I have not seen yet) may not be as solid, but the book was a pretty great read, not as a thriller but as a journal (more or less) of this guy in a doomed situation making the best of it and using his McGuyver skills to survive. The author, if I recall, is an honest to goodness U of C nerd (go Maroons) with a background in nerd stuff, and the book was exactly what I expected from said nerd.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 October 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

Well, yeah

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

Henley claiming in interviews that Don Felder was always a replicant.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

enjoyed this thoroughly, the corny humor seemed very appropriate to the kinds of ppl that would be involved (you guys know john glenn was an astronaut right?)(i mean i'm going to science the shit out of this is totally a thing a scientist or engineer would say before tackling a huge problem), am relieved there wasn't any dark night of the soul, happy for an emphasis on problem solving over always value yr feels nolan nonsense. most relieved to not read the book now, which obv was super popular but was written by an engineer iirc so ehh idk man, i'll stick w/ kim stanley robinson thx. gravity was better, easily, but if regular 'what if we put a man... in space' movies where someone somewhere consulted w/ someone (or even multiple ppl) w/ stem degrees becomes a new blockbuster mode i'm cool w/ that, esp if they could conceivably inspire little girls to go into stem. comparing this to armageddon feels like comparing contagion to outbreak.

balls, Monday, 5 October 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

i'm guessing it's in the book cuz it would be weird if they weren't involved but the late arrival of china to the story did feel a bit like the kind of plot shoehorn w/ an eye towards the international market you get now

balls, Monday, 5 October 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

China stuff is most definitely in the book.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 October 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

"absolutely dire. felt, in tone, no different from Armageddon or any other rah-rah space hero movie (except now we're saving Matt Damon instead of the whole human race)."

yes, i didnt understand why we had to care about one man, who despite being likeable and everyman-ish (this is what everyone says about damon), didnt seem particularly notable.

the way chastain seemed to talk about leaving him there at the end, it seemed professional rather than emotional. the way you might go back to the office when you forgot your dinner in the fridge rather than you left a human being on another planet.

if the stakes were a tad higher, i could at least be a bit more invested in it, but when its just one guy, one very NORMAL guy, who yes, can grow potatoes on mars, but apart from that, didnt seem that special (which ok, is prob the whole point, but are people that allergic to drama now that EVERYthing has to be crushingly banal and everyday?), which doesnt make for a very interesting movie.

if it was that earth could no longer grow potatoes and damon had to show them the way to do it on mars so the human race could continue eating carbs and starch shuttled to them from another planet, i could get behind that a little easier.

also, WHO were his videos for? was it ever explained? was it for his family? or just for posterity? or just to keep him sane?

StillAdvance, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

tomorrowland did family-oriented sci-fi much better, and actually had a slightly more interesting message (why are we so obsessed with seeing foreboding forecasts of the future? where has humanity's optimism for the future gone? that actually made it a bit of a meta sci fi film in a sense, but the fact that they developed that inside a family sci fi movie with clooney makes it much more interesting than the martian's 'just one man and his potato crop' narrative).

StillAdvance, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

also, the lord of the rings joke that featured sean bean

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

The book is essentially a blog written by a Mars engineer. OK with that, but have little desire to see a filmed version.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 5 October 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

A little surprised at the pushback to the idea we would months and months and spend billions of dollars to rescue one normal dude left behind on Mars. This seems exactly like something we would do!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 October 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

Also, forget science, even if "The Martian" is a turd I find it utterly implausible that "Tomorrowland" is better. That movie was like watching CGI paint dry.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 October 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

That movie was like watching CGI paint dry.

i dunno that kind of sounds cool to me

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

Different strokes. You might like this, then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1JI_shx3n0

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 October 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

would buy criterion collection edition with bonus footage

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

better than Tarkovsky

Οὖτις, Monday, 5 October 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

why yie-odda..

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/solaris_verdvd.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 5 October 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

I rescree- saw Prometheus a couple days before this and thought:

the dust storm
the one person left behind in the storm
a survivor waking up in the dust with the system alarm alerting the survivor they were short on oxygen
the abdominal injury/surgery that required staples

were at worst pretty repetitive and at best rather coincidental between the two films.

That said, I liked both Prometheus and The Martian and am anticipating Prometheus 2: The Martian Chronicles when it comes out.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

felt so bad for k wiig the sad PR lady everyone had to explain with great exasperation LoTR references and science

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 06:53 (nine years ago) link

soderbergh's solaris is underrated. one of clooney's best movies.

though im not a fan of the original. the fact its always cited as the benchmark for sci-fi, or what sci-fi could be, if you know, it was less exciting, more ponderous, and less interesting, and far longer than it needs to be, probably makes me dislike it more (it might be one of those things where its self-satisfied supporters and fans make you hate the thing theyre a fan of more than you otherwise might). perhaps i need to watch it again though. all i remember thinking while watching it the first time was 'great shots of water'.

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 07:50 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/markcousinsfilm/status/649978676243730432

As I watched new sci fi film The Martian, I thought of Billy Wilder's great Ace in the Hole/The Big Parade. Then it became something softer.

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 08:32 (nine years ago) link

Tarkovsky is boring as all hell.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 08:57 (nine years ago) link

Even though the drama/suspense was slight, I thought it kinda refreshing that it didn't adhere to the 'just when you thought the situation couldn't get any worse, it gets much worse' spiral that a lot of films have instead of a satisfying plot. Apollo 13 comparison is spot on too.

MaresNest, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 10:56 (nine years ago) link

How does it compare to Moon?

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:12 (nine years ago) link

It's quite different, lacks Moon's sense of slowly approaching dread, it's very much like Apollo 13, tonally.

MaresNest, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:16 (nine years ago) link

ive yet to see mirror, but i found myself exasperated by stalker and solaris.

moon is more like 2001. the martian is more like a youtube tutorial.

"I thought it kinda refreshing that it didn't adhere to the 'just when you thought the situation couldn't get any worse, it gets much worse' spiral"

this is what i think, sort of, but i cant help thinking that there must be something better, than this, to replace the old rescue movie/survival movie arc with.

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link

The Maryian = "I Fucking Love Science: The Movie"

This was Not For Me. I walked out halfway through.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

Tarkovsky is boring as all hell.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, October 6, 2015 8:57 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Slow, maybe, but boring....no. There is more to unpack aesthetically, thematically and cinematically in a single frame of any Tarkovsky film than in the entirety of The Martian.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

I loved a lot of the visuals in this, but the story was rough. The last hour was an incredible drag toward the inevitable. The palpable sense of danger that Gravity and Apollo 13 convey in very similar scenarios is absent in this. The disco jokes made me want to die.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

The disco jokes made me want to die.

― polyphonic, Tuesday, October 6, 2015

qft

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

I walked in halfway through.

hunangarage, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Heh

I will qualify my opinion by mentioning that I had a stressful weekend which might have predisposed me to be impatient with this movie

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

I walked in halfway through.

― hunangarage, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 19:26 (2 hours ago) Permalink

he was walking out, i was walking in...

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

If people on this hack director thread want to diss Tarkovsky a fitting punishment ought to be to watch this shite all the way through

xelab, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

man travels all the way to mars without taking any of his own music, then has the temerity to bitch about someone else taste in tunes for two hours. eat a bad spud & die, ya big shitfarmer

Haino Corrida (NickB), Saturday, 10 October 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link

Also, "Hot Stuff" isn't the least disco song she has. It's more disco than several other songs in the movie!

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 October 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

that one guy bragging about finding an original pressing of abba's greatest hits, what a fucking n00b

Haino Corrida (NickB), Saturday, 10 October 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

maybe if you found one on mars, now that would be rare

Haino Corrida (NickB), Saturday, 10 October 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

this is what the orig swedish version looks like btw, much cooler i think:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/68/23/f1/6823f1e4db911c6e361e689e6aea7bef.jpg

Haino Corrida (NickB), Saturday, 10 October 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

this movie is so tepid. i wouldnt have minded 'robinson crusoe on mars' but this is more like 'mcgyver on mars'

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 11 October 2015 11:07 (nine years ago) link

Robinson so-so

Haino Corrida (NickB), Sunday, 11 October 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link

Enjoyed this, and the book, to different amounts. But then again, I have two engineering degrees and went to Space Camp when I was 13.

Reading the book first definitely made the movie better, since I knew all the bits they chopped out, and really, did they chop out a lot.

Even when I read the book, I did think the disco jokes were some weak back shit. The script trimmed back some of the character's goonier aspects, tho.

If nothing else, I dug it as a big Hollywood movie depicting smart people doing smart people shit.

Openly laughed when the "Calculations correct" graphic showed up on the screen, tho.

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 07:55 (nine years ago) link

Also, for a pg13 film, they got away with saying "fuck" twice

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 07:57 (nine years ago) link

Slow, maybe, but boring....no. There is more to unpack aesthetically, thematically and cinematically in a single frame of any Tarkovsky film than in the entirety of The Martian.

People always say stuff like this about Tarkovsky, and while I've no doubt that The Martian is pretty rubbish, a: the whole "a single frame contains more artisanal human emotion blah blah" is hyperbolic bollocks when said about pretty much ANYTHING, and b: I'm a relatively sophisticated film watched, I've studied film, I've studied photography, I 'get' slow cinema, I have no issue with films from different countries, I used to run an academic film library, and I STILL think Tarjovsky is boring bollocks.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:04 (nine years ago) link

I kinda liked this (which continues my streak of liking most recent Ridley Scott films). it was a lot weirder than it initially comes across, almost anti-drama in its insistence on problem solving. movies as engineering.

ryan, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Can't help but imagine Scott thought of himself as Watney throughout production. Sciencing the shit out of cinema.

Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

Openly laughed when the "Calculations correct" graphic showed up on the screen, tho.

― Purves Grundy (kingfish), Wednesday, October 14, 2015

OTM. i was like, this is the science-y science movie of science i was promised?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link

"used to run an academic film library, and I STILL think Tarjovsky is boring "

http://media.aphelis.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/TARKOVSKY_1975_Mirror_00-33-30.jpg

latebloomer, Thursday, 15 October 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

I've commented on this elsewhere, but -

As much as I liked the book a lot more (there is more in the book to like), and as much as I think this movie was only OK (would have made a better mini series), it nonetheless features a diverse, non-patronizing cast of women and persons of color in important roles solving problems with math and physics, was appropriate for younger viewers and featured (a la Interstellar, actually) no guns, shooting or military fetishism. Frankly, as a father of girls that means a lot to me, and more than makes up for its many deficiencies.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2015 13:32 (nine years ago) link

had not even considered the possibility of taking my daughter to see this, that's good news

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

there was military fetishism, it was just something that resembled the actual military instead of michael bay american flag flapping in the wind-woman holding a young child near a barn-voiceover monologue beginning w/ the word "gentlemen" corny bs military fetishism

balls, Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

There was NASA fetishism for sure, but iirc not a single person in military uniform or in a position of ranked authority, and again not a single gun on display, not even as a sidearm. Two of the astronauts note they are military, but only in the fleeting context that they may be court martialed for mutiny. Am I forgetting something?

I took my older one, who is 11. The only issue at all was an early scene where he staples shut a gory wound, which made her cover her eyes and turn away.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

his buttocks are in full view, let's not forget

jill's got heroin (rip van wanko), Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

His stunt buttocks. Weirdly, she said nothing about that beyond exclaiming, "Wow, he's skinny!"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

did he use a double for that? (is that what you mean by stunt?)

jill's got heroin (rip van wanko), Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

yeah pretty much everything chastain and pena do is tied to their military bearing

balls, Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

it took a hundred posts for someone to mention buttocks.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

Sandra Buttock was in the other lost in space film.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

I thought it was pretty clear that Damon did not go all method in this and go from ripped to starving for the shoot. You never see his face in that butt scene; he's conspicuously drying his head with a towel.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

my guess is he lost a lot of weight (as seems evident in some later scenes) but didn't lose enough for the audience to *notice* so they got a body double.

ryan, Thursday, 15 October 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

that scene pissed me off

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 October 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Actually he did lose a lot of weight for the production. Here's what he looked like before he lost all that weight:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRYR0ZSVAAAu6kG.png

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 October 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Moon, man.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

The Martian nom'd for Best Musical/Comedy by the Golden Globes

(they didn't specify which)

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 December 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

still haven't seen it

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 December 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

still not missing anyting

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

i feel like about 30% of his dialogue starts with something like "hey pal!" like "hey pal, you listen, in america we have this thing called getting the job DONE!" or "hey pal, get off my back - your eastern sense of honor isn't going to help us find that cocaine!"

doctor casino i've incorporated these into my memory based screenings of BLACK RAIN

nomar, Thursday, 10 December 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

There's tons of disco in The Martian so I'd say musical.

Ballistic: ILX vs. Sever (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 December 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

it was kind of weird that they cast so many comedy people in the martian given how unfunny the 'jokes' are.

was it a joke that 'starman' was considered disco?

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 10 December 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

doctor casino i've incorporated these into my memory based screenings of BLACK RAIN

― nomar, Thursday, December 10, 2015 12:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey pal, go get your own movie! sometimes you have to be your own man, you know what i'm saying? ahhh, hey, pal... who am i kidding - you don't understand a word i'm saying.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

crazy story abt the guy who played the main villain in that movie:

In 1988, Matsuda was diagnosed with bladder cancer, before shooting began for Black Rain. Matsuda refused chemotherapy, as he thought it would affect his ability to act in the film.[4] After his death, his first wife, who had experienced him ignoring an ear infection until it required surgery to prevent deafness, wrote that she suspected that he did not actually realize the seriousness of his illness.[4] During the filming, he was urinating blood. By the time shooting finished, in March 1989, his cancer had spread to his spine and lungs, making it inoperable. On October 7, 1989, Matsuda was hospitalized. A month after he was admitted, Matsuda died at 6:45 PM JST on November 6 at the age of 40, at a Tokyo hospital.

nomar, Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

per People interview: Obama’s favorite movie of the year

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

xpost jesus, that's awful.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

There's a local small town booster advertisement near where I get my haircut, one that has a photograph of our historic local movie theatre. And one of the films up on the marquee, along with Iron Man 2 a and a few other things, is Robin Hood. And every time I see it I have to remember that, oh yeah, Ridley Scott made a Robin Hood movie.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 December 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I liked The Martian fine--the rescue (hokey enough to make Errol Flynn blush) moved me, I enjoyed the obvious soundtrack (I don't think "Starman" was there as disco), the 150 minutes went by quickly. Ridley Scott's 78 now; thought Damon's final speech to his class might have been Scott's reflection on getting a film made.

clemenza, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

Such an amazing feat that Ridley Scott was able to reshoot, in so little time, several torpid, sedentary scenes of people talking in large rooms.

— BANDZ STACKHAGE (@NickPinkerton) January 11, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 January 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Watched the first episode of Raised By Wolves and Scott sure loves overt biblical allegory - especially after the death of his brother. Going to give it one more episode, but I'm not into this so far.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link

Yeah, there's about as much of a chance of me watching this as there is Westworld. I mean, I wish!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link

It's terrible. Some lovely visual things, but also much recycled from his earlier work. Plus the acting, even by good actors, is terrible, and the writing is pure balls. Also some really terrible costume and design choices.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link

The babies are creepy as hell.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 11 September 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link

Would've been much cooler if Tony was alive and had made this IMO.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 11 September 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

Watched "The Martian" for the first time since whenever it came out. 1) Forgot how many people are in this! Jessica Chastain, Donald Glover, Kirstin Wiig, Sebastian Stan, Michael Pena, Chiwetel Ejiofor , etc. 2) This really could have been made by anyone today, any workmanlike straight to Netflix director, which is a credit to Ridley Scott, in a backhanded/roundabout way, because the direction is so smart and so chill and so straight forward for him. Like, his next movie was "Alien: Covenant," basically the bizarro version of this one. 3) Refreshing as always to see a movie about math and science and engineering and solving problems. Few and far between.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:51 (three years ago) link

I thought that making all of the problem-solving on the surface into a montage was a big mistake. That was the thing people liked about the book. Not the disco jokes.

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 18 February 2021 04:48 (three years ago) link

It's still, like, 90% problem-solving and 10% disco.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 February 2021 13:50 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Kohl-eyed Eva Green is probably the most arresting visual in any of his films.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 25 April 2021 08:19 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

I can't quite believe how bad House of Gucci is. Did nobody watch what Jared Leto was doing? Doing nobody say "are we sure we want this"?

trishyb, Friday, 8 July 2022 14:26 (two years ago) link

his entire career is like that

Change display name in my last (onimo), Friday, 8 July 2022 14:31 (two years ago) link

I guess I just don't get it. I don't understand him as a draw. And he's only barely the worst thing in this film.

trishyb, Friday, 8 July 2022 14:53 (two years ago) link

a very divisive performance - I've seen a few people citing it as the best thing in the film!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 July 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link

Saw lady gaga on a chat show introducing a couple of clips, looked like a terrible TV movie.

Also saw The Martian on TV recently, such a nothing film, whole concept built on promise of stunning mise-en-scène, but everything felt completely flat and lifeless.

Has RS made an actual good movie since Blade Runner? I will not accept Thelma & Louise and Gladiator as answers.

Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link

T&L is way better than blade runner, a genuinely bad film that nerds like for some reason. this poll is antifeminist for ranking it over alien

Left, Friday, 8 July 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link

Last Duel ruels

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link

everything felt completely flat and lifeless.

So, true to the book, then.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:38 (two years ago) link

IMHO, it's kind of telling that the version of Blade Runner without Ford's voiceover (which, as I understand it, he actively tried to make sound grating) is less engaging.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:40 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Last Duel ruels

― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Friday, July 8, 2022 11:36 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is the perfect kind of movie to watch on a long flight with zero expectations going into it. at least 30 minutes too long but couldn't have cared less with affleck's wonderfully hammy count pierre

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 8 August 2022 05:03 (two years ago) link

it's kind of amazing that the film manages to have a plot that hinges on a assault, tackles it very seriously, and still lets affleck be that ridiculous without detracting from the gravity of it

mh, Monday, 8 August 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

Rewatched The Duellists for the first time in decades. I'm wondering if it's my fave of his? His whole career and much of its aesthetic descendents are all kinda right there from the get-go.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 3 July 2023 06:22 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Napoleon is not my kind of a movie, to put it mildly, and I went solely as a show of support to a rep theatre I like that's teetering on the brink. Battle scenes are like car chases for me: I zone out within the first 30 seconds, no matter now expert the choreography. Only a couple here, thankfully, but they're endless.

I probably liked it as much as I could have hoped for, or I at least managed to stay awake through almost all of it. There are a few funny/campy lines, the final shot is good, and there's some interest in terms of Trump. I was going to post on the Trump Movies thread I started, but I figured that would paradoxically be grasping at straws and so obvious as to be unnecessary. There's a speech by the Duke of Wellington in particular--the one about vermin--that's so on the mark that I thought "So that's why you wanted to make this."

I'm almost always impressed by Joaquin Phoenix, but I thought he was just okay here. It felt like he never really figured out what he wanted to do with the character.

clemenza, Saturday, 30 December 2023 23:10 (one year ago) link

Uhhhhhh ... Gladiator 2?

what you say is true but by no means (lukas), Sunday, 31 December 2023 04:47 (one year ago) link

Not a fan of Napoleon or anything (you do not have to hand it to him) but seems a very bad Trump surrogate, seems almost insanely flattering to the latter.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 31 December 2023 10:45 (one year ago) link

There are obvious points of similarity; looked around last night, and it comes up a lot in reviews. Analogies are never perfect.

clemenza, Sunday, 31 December 2023 14:57 (one year ago) link

Not a fan of Napoleon or anything

are you Russian

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link

Alfred I'll let u know memorials to the many horrors of the Napoleonic invasions litter my home country of Portugal!

I don't know that there are that many obvious points of similarity beyond "caused a lot of trouble" and "kind of an asshole" (which tbf is most world leaders). Napoleon effected actual structural change and picked fights with major powers that he followed through on.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:08 (one year ago) link

lol I'm not defending him

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:11 (one year ago) link

lol no I get that and my reference was also tongue in cheek, just have to fit in Portugal Things whenever I get a chance

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link

six-hour director's cut is to be about the enactment of the code napoléon in vastly precise legalistic detail, it will rule

mark s, Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:58 (one year ago) link

The Napoleonic Code--hey, I know that from A Streetcar Named Desire.

clemenza, Sunday, 31 December 2023 17:05 (one year ago) link

This felt like Paul Verhoeven without the fun. Also kind of ugly?

completely suited to the horny decadence (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 8 January 2024 22:41 (eleven months ago) link

six-hour director's cut is to be about the enactment of the code napoléon in vastly precise legalistic detail, it will rule

― mark s

Directed by Albert Serra, mostly in close-up.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 January 2024 22:47 (eleven months ago) link

The Napoleonic Code--hey, I know that from A Streetcar Named Desire

That was an Animaniacs joke I remember as a kid - Napoleon appears, actually drawn as if he was Marlon Brando from the '50s, and he says "down here we have the Napoleonic Code - it says you don't start the party without me." It's like one of those WB cartoon jokes that introduces everyone to classic movie references long before they actually watch those films.

birdistheword, Monday, 8 January 2024 23:05 (eleven months ago) link

has it been noted how he rhymes with diddly squat

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:46 (eleven months ago) link

and cumquat

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:52 (eleven months ago) link

My gal is red hot!!

Your gal ain't Ridley Scott!!

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:53 (eleven months ago) link

mostly clean, sasquatch

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:01 (eleven months ago) link

Hid me pot

Wack Snyder (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:30 (eleven months ago) link

five months pass...

^accurately called "feminist claptrap" by Armond White

― Dr Morbius, Friday, November 14, 2008

Dr. Wrong-O.

Re Thelma and Louise. The action set pieces get tedious in the last half hour, and some of Brad Pitt's line readings are ridic (that body helps), but Sarandon + Davis give such lived-in performances.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 July 2024 20:19 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

i had no idea he directed this! i'm on my first viewing and good lord this a visual feast! there's a shot maybe 5 minutes in where Thelma walks over and opens her closet which should be taught everywhere.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 18 August 2024 05:24 (four months ago) link

I’m one of the weirdos who likes THE MARTIAN, in our household it’s the comfort food movie we put on after e.g. the chaos of Christmas lunch. Must have seen it six times now.

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 18 August 2024 07:25 (four months ago) link

(and for the record I was underwhelmed and bored by the novel)

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 18 August 2024 07:26 (four months ago) link

It's nothing special but I can def see how it would work as comfort food, kinda movie you could have on tv on a Sunday afternoon back when it mattered what was on.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 18 August 2024 11:04 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

I regret to inform u gladiator 2 whips ass

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 24 November 2024 06:07 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

correction: DENZEL whips ass. Gladiator 2 the film was decent enough.

i expected it to be the absolute depths of boiled garbage but it was p watchable (except for the baboons, honestly wtf was that whole thing ugh)

i propose that Maximus Jr fill the coliseum w water & sharks & then freeze it for roman gladiator icecapades while atop a rhinoceros

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 December 2024 06:54 (five days ago) link


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