there should maybe laws against this.http://www.pinkcoyote.net/leonardoodle.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)
i thought this would be about dudes who braid their goatees or whatever
― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)
it can be. but ninja poodle!
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)
oh sweet mary that is fantastic
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)
I was thinking imaginative pederasts but hey.
This shit is almost as wrong.
― Matt, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
That's quite extraordinary.
― chap, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
WHY ARE THE PEOPLE DRESSED LIKE THAT???
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
I mean, at least the dog has no idea what's going on
fuckin intense
― goole, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)
wo wait it's all the same woman
― goole, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)
shit!!
needs more cthulhoodle
― Kerm, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/cindychicken1.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/outerspace.jpg
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)
that chicken one was titled "cock a poodle doo". Seriously.It's the yellow nails that put it into cloud cuckoo land.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)
On the plus side, I no longer feel bad about the days when I get home and try to put my hat on the dog's head.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:34 (seventeen years ago)
The camel...the camel..
I can't type, I'm laughing too hard to see.
― One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
the dog is all It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him
― goole, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/dragon2.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/peacock.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)
I would like to take dragon-dog to my local dog run and just, you know, see what happens.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)
"The Francille Bryan People's Choice Award"
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)
and of course: http://www.pinkcoyote.net/camel.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)
http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde%3FNewTbl%3D1%26Avis%3DC4%26Dato%3D20071011%26Kategori%3DFEATURES%26Lopenr%3D710110803%26Ref%3DPH%26Item%3D6%26MaxW%3D600%26MaxH%3D450%26border%3D0%26Quality%3D100
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)
"The camel", she croaked weakly while flapping her arms.
― One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/super_groom_dog_3sfw.jpghttp://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/super_groom_dog_3sfw.jpghttp://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/super_groom_dog_2sfw.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)
those first two are meant to be poodle-as-motorbikehttp://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/super_groom_dog_6sfw.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)
i bet those magazines are a trip
"Joe Meeks: A Legacy of Shampoo"
― goole, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
What IS Supergroom '08?Alexander “Sasha” Pavlovic, from Serbia, is a well-known, top-winning groomer and dog show handler in Europe. A Poodle specialist, Sasha has finished many champion dogs at shows throughout Europe, at World Dog Shows, and in South America. Sasha is the only groomer from Serbia to be invited to compete in the Oster European Tournament of Champions as well as the Oster International Tournament of Champions in the USA (where he was chosen as one of the finalists on several different occasions).http://www.supergroom.net/images/sg08_sasha.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.ijaonline.com/GKE_07_Photo_Gallery/GKE_07_Creative/images/07026.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.ijaonline.com/GKE_07_Photo_Gallery/GKE_07_Creative/images/07031.jpg
http://www.ijaonline.com/GKE_07_Photo_Gallery/GKE_07_Creative/gke07_creative_photos.htm
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.ijaonline.com/GKE_07_Photo_Gallery/GKE_07_Creative/images/07034.jpg
http://www.ijaonline.com/GKE_07_Photo_Gallery/GKE_07_Creative/images/07033.jpg
http://www.ijaonline.com/GKE_07_Photo_Gallery/GKE_07_Creative/images/07081.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)
that is one ugly dog
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)
holyshits savageface
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)
whoops, I mean http://www.barkleigh.com/gtg_24_3.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)
ZEUS?!?!?!?http://www.groomertogroomer.com/Justine_Cosley.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
basketball dog wearing perfect u sure abt this boss expression
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/Adrianne_Pope_Level2.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)
To be fair, the camel one is kinda cool -- it at least looks like a kind of furry animal. If I could trim my dog to look like a tiny pony for a week, or something, I might consider it.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)
Online issues! http://www.groomertogroomer.com
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
"Creative"
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
I mean, I wouldn't PAINT it the way she does, but you know what I mean
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
live blog plz
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.petgroomer.com/creative/photos/groomexpo-2007-creative-winner-220.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.petgroomer.com/creative/photos/dawn-112003-1.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)
I think this shit demeans the special human<>animal relationship. Seriously. ;_;
― ledge, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)
we need to vote on these asap
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
i vote picassos poodle
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomroompetspa.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/DCCdog.jpg.w560h429.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)
I mean this people are playing with living, sentient, intelligent, trusting creatures, as if they were toys.
― ledge, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomroompetspa.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/canine_criss_angel.jpg
HAHAHAHAHOMG CHRIS ANGLE
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:11 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomroompetspa.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/all_american_lobster0002.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:11 (seventeen years ago)
And Bill the Cat says:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1186/881400078_5dd598fbbf.jpg?v=0
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.thegroomingschool.com/Lawonn.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)
They did an NPR profile on this chick!http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91232585
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)
I don't understand most of these. is that one with the chef hat supposed to look like a pile of butchered meat?
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)
fat people needn't belly-dance plz
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)
That one's meant to be a lobster.
http://www.ladepaws.com/images/catMohawk_wDrop.jpg
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/GTG_24_3_magazine/Level%202%20%20Mari%20Dancouse.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/GTG_24_3_magazine/Barabra%20Zirk.jpg
o, these poor fuckin' dogshttp://www.grooming-rooms.co.uk/yabbfiles/Attachments/Westidolphin.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/99094681@N00/2977835049/
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/Online_GTG_Magazines/GTG%2026-1%20Images/creativewinner1.jpg
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/GTG_25_5.jpg
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/gtg_23_9_1.gifP-s-s-t!... Use the "H" Word
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/gtg_23_2.jpg
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/gtg_23_6_1.gif
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/gtg_22_1.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)
eh, airbrushing a dolphin on your dog's ass only really means you have to train it to sit still for a half-hour or so
it's not like dogs have some sense of dignity that's being eroded
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)
when you make them wear bizarre ornaments, though, then you're diminishing their, umm, range of motion and quality of life
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/GTG_22_6.jpghttp://www.missfidget.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/super_groom8.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)
im sending groomer to groomer magazine my portfolio tomorrow - i need to get in on this
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)
It's the look in that poor dolphin dog's eyes that says 'this won't stop here, will it?'
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)
How do you know? Ok I'm sure you're right. It's more like we confer upon them a sense of dignity, that they fully deserve for being entirely trusting, innocent, and willing companions. And these people take that dignity and just fuck it royally up the arse with fluffy rainbow coloured dildos.
― ledge, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)
this is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, there's a real story going on in there.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)
Honestly how does this differ from say elephants being forced to perform circus tricks?
― ledge, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)
a dog painted as an elephant?
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)
honestly how does this differ from say third grade?
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)
ur in third grade
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)
I love that groomer to groomer has all their back issues accessible online.
http://nbcuxd.com/photos/6/2/6_caea7abb0639e4a/626pre.jpg
“Let me put the hoochy in your poochy,” creative groomer Carmon Baker announced at the 2007 SuperGroom award show. Apparently, she means business.Her dog was decked in high heels, fishnet stockings, and fake furry bosoms. This is just one of many examples of an increasingly popular pet market: using dogs as a canvas to create beautiful art."
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)
This is amazing.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)
Obviously I'm the lone downer on this thread but ahm stickin to ma guns, this shit is obscene.
beautiful art
rofl/puke/rofl
Dogs are not canvas!
― ledge, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)
factoid: canvas is actually dogs!
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)
omg this poor bastard dog
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)
lamentably slim pickins but great URL
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)
okay, i should've gone home an hour and a half ago.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
WE ARE CURRENTLY NOT ACCEPTING NEW CLIENTS.
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
BAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIINNNNN
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)
last one:http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/photos-part2/DSC03232.jpg%3Ft%3D1212730889
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/photos-part2/dragonfly.jpg%3Ft%3D1212719489
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1262/1412918767_854c55dab0.jpg%3Fv%3D0
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
awww, that one sucked.http://internet-pets.blogspot.com/2008/06/creative-grooming.html
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)
A++++++
― hyperspace situation (gbx), Thursday, 20 November 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah I have no problem with this shit, poodles are fuckin ridiculous excuses for "dogs" in the first place, I mean LOOK AT THEM.
― Trayce, Thursday, 20 November 2008 03:09 (seventeen years ago)
I'm noticing that this hobby seems to attract mostly homely and mildly depressed/disturbed looking women.
― Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 November 2008 03:41 (seventeen years ago)
I'd apply that to dog breeding in general. Well... not entirely, but often.
― Trayce, Thursday, 20 November 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)
/challops
pfft poodles are great dogs, y'know, when they're not forced to stand still and look like morons.
also poodle puppies = cutest evvarrr
― reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Thursday, 20 November 2008 12:22 (seventeen years ago)
can't believe we haven't had a thread on political/racial implications of poodle as 'zebra'.
mind you, owner in savageface, wtf is wrong with you?
― darraghmac, Thursday, 20 November 2008 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
Hey, poodles were bred to run into cold water and pull out dead/dying waterfowl. That's awesome. Standard Poodles are A++++. Toys are OK, too; I grew up with a black toy poodle in the house.
Ledge is the only one making any sense on this thread btw.
― Law-Thug for Chiquita Bananas (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 20 November 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
this thread pancakes hackman it is not abt making sense
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 November 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)
joe meek's legacy of shampoo??
― s1ocki, Thursday, 20 November 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)
arrrrrgh! this drives me crazy. poor standard poodles. that stupid haircut is a gross, fussy version of the the traditional clip, which was meant to protect their joints/ribcages from ice-cold water when they went in to retrieve the kill. they're smart, athletic, no-bullshit dogs, but the evil ways of groomers have given them such a bad rep.
― lauren, Thursday, 20 November 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)
mostly tho u just see them w/a even all over cut - great dogs btw
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 November 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)
not understanding the "oh that poor dog has been robbed of its dignity / there oughta be a law" sentiment cropping up here -- i know plenty of dogs who don't give a shit if you dress them up and dogs that love being groomed and fussed over. so they look bizarre -- it's not like they give a shit. please. these are very pampered dogs who eat & sleep well, save your concern for strays and rescue pups.
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 20 November 2008 16:16 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.groomertogroomer.com/GTG_26_5_main.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 20 November 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/25/1251194916167/Poodle-groomed-as-a-Panda-004.jpg
― cozwn, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/25/1251194922287/Missy-Gullett-dressed-as--012.jpg
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/25/1251194921606/Football-poodle-011.jpg
― cozwn, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
Looks like ole Francille died.
"Winterro, My grooming mentor, Francille Bryan of "Francille's" in Woodland Hills, California, groomed up until two weeks before she passed away.
She was 82 years-old!! She loved grooming, and was an amazing groomer."http://www.groomers.net/discus/messages/27/187361.html?1235956290
― ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)
Standard poodles are totally boss.
Seeing all these boss dogs with their fur dyed and cut into funny shapes makes me sad. (Strays also make me sad - I can be sad about a lot of things at once. It is a gift.)
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)
The lady up in the original photos totally looks like one of those women who have "magick happens" stickers on their car bumper.
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)
And they're 45 and they have a Furry persona livejournal or some shit.
holy shit @ Steelers poodle
― "So messy!" (HI DERE), Monday, 14 September 2009 13:05 (sixteen years ago)
bison poodle omg
― harbl, Monday, 14 September 2009 13:41 (sixteen years ago)
Dude the panda poodle freaks me out on some Leatherface wearing your skin sorta level only somehow really really twee and it just freaks my shit.
― oing oing oing (╓abies), Monday, 14 September 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)
Kinda OTM. I couldn't put my finger on what, exactly, I found so disturbing, but...well, if Panda Dog were slowly approaching me from the end of a darkened hallway, pretty sure I'd scream a little.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 14 September 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)