"Refajo"1.0 part dark lager beer such as Guiness1.0 part orange soda
is this a good idea
― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)
I thought guiness was a stout
― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 02:53 (seventeen years ago)
that is an appalling idea, why not just pour the guinness straight into the toilet
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 02:53 (seventeen years ago)
hot saucesaltlime
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 02:54 (seventeen years ago)
"clamato," 1 part beer drink, 1 part grossest shit i have ever had the misfortune of not puking up
― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)
lol clam juice
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)
i like shandies
― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)
sometimes made w/lemonade sometimes sprite
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)
beers are citrus-y things are good summer cocktails
― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:07 (seventeen years ago)
hot sauce / limes ftw
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)
I do not put things in my beer, esp. not ping-pong balls. But not flavors or other liquids.
And do not put Pabst in a perfectly good bowl of wassail, bcz you will make me cry.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:17 (seventeen years ago)
No you put ping pong balls in other dudes' beers...
― Kerm, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)
i will put other flavors in non-flavorful beer, most often salt
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:20 (seventeen years ago)
i would be lapse not to mention micheladas
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)
I put a whole fresh jalapeno in a beer once. it was alright.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)
also belgian style wheat beers, i guess, served up with lemon or orange wedges?
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)
p.s. boilermaker
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:24 (seventeen years ago)
sake bomb (not endorsed by me fyi)
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:25 (seventeen years ago)
what flavors do NOT belong in beer i can tell you are cinnamon or nutmeg or provencal herbs or whatever goes into christmassy microbrews
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:29 (seventeen years ago)
that is why we have cider, so we don't have to ruin beer like that
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)
drinking a bud tallboy right now - willing to take suggestions
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)
that is 100% a job for frank or texas pete
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:32 (seventeen years ago)
i hav cholula and the green melindas
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)
I guess cholula works but generally I prefer straight cayenne + vinegar types
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:36 (seventeen years ago)
cholula will do fine imho.
― ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)
ok im going for it - thx for the input dudes
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)
how often are you guys adulterating yr beers? all the time? once-twice a session? what?
― Kerm, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)
THE ENLISTED MAN
― hyperspace situation (gbx), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)
http://i38.tinypic.com/aayyvm.jpg
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)
i turned some ppl onto that in montana, tombot, you would have been pleased
― hyperspace situation (gbx), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)
I like shandies. In Germany they put coke in beer and also in read wine. It's surprinsingly tastey.
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:56 (seventeen years ago)
edit yrself
― hyperspace situation (gbx), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:57 (seventeen years ago)
Whoops - "red" wine. Why can't I type? Too much beer not enough cola. ha.
Hefeweizen mixed with coke is known as a Colaweizen where my fam lives.
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:00 (seventeen years ago)
i add bitters to ginger ale all the time but how would that play with beer? it could work, right?
― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:00 (seventeen years ago)
yeah e somebody mentioned coke/red wine combo to me earlier that is 0_0
― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)
also as a veteran of many ENLISTED MEN can i say it is awesome
― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:32 (seventeen years ago)
wait uh
lol
― hyperspace situation (gbx), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:37 (seventeen years ago)
How funny this is a new thread. I was seriously debating if and when I should make a calimocho thread.
I am drinking calimocho right now. GOOD with cheap, sweet wine. Bad with tannin heavy wine.
― i am truley sorry for your lots (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:38 (seventeen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calimocho
― i am truley sorry for your lots (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)
calimocho more of a summer thing.
― ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:42 (seventeen years ago)
― i am truley sorry for your lots (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)
having some very delicious but weak (3.5) local beer, debating making a boilermaker out of it should I do this y/n
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
the answer to should you make a boilermaker is always yes
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
"should i eat food to stay alive?" "should i love my child?"
i mean ask a hard one, jesus
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
hoegaarden topped with a bit of framboise lambic is a nice Belgian treat.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
strongo otm, sub-4 beer is just begging for it.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
if you're not drinking for taste, anything lower than 6 needs the nuclear option imo.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
it's a very delicious beer. OTOH "drinking for taste" is a very hilarious concept to me generally
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
like if I'm drinking for taste maybe tea or soda, guess why I drink alcohol, spoiler alert, for alcohol
that's so shallow
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
dude who are you talking to here
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
I vaguely recall a frat party in college where the frat mixed everclear w/ natty light
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
relieved to find out that aerosmith only ever drinks everclear tho
the only thing i'd conceivably drink for taste at this point for a laugh is human blood and probably only then it if it was discovered to have gin in it
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
there are a bunch of super tasty beers out there, though?
also most sodas are gross if you really think about how they taste
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
one time i spiked boxed wine with vodka, later i puked in flower planter on a median strip
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
read a beer magazine
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
people who are not strongo or me cannot understand this thread
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
my man
I need to amend:
...except for Squirt
Squirt rules
and Barq's Red Creme Soda
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
p.s. I don't really drink soda generally but I bought one of those overpriced whole foods style sodas recently and it was delicious hence the inclusion of soda in my non-alcohol to-do list
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
does anyone actually buy those lil pill things they sell at gas stations, those beer flavorers or w/e
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
you are history's greatest monster
http://morebeer.com/brewingtechniques/graphics/flavorwheel.gif
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
DJP remember when we were going to drink the Mio beers?
― ENBB, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
iirc one time i saw djp socially and he had one of those mio water flavor enhancer things, it was v. much in character
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
good xpost!
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, November 7, 2012 4:16 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Why don't we ever do fun things like this when we hang out?
― ENBB, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
I live for worty beer
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
if rancid oil is the only mixer in the house, then rancid oil it is.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
actually no i can't lie. i actually love rancid oil.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
using a mio flavour enhancer in public is probably the equivalent of wearing a fanny pack
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
I wish I has some Barq's Red Creme Soda at home so I could mix it with the leftover Heineken Light I have from Halloween with the downstairs neighbors
so many xp lols
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
this is my truth.
http://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2012/05/26/cheap-aldi-wine-from-spain-wins-international-award/
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
meaning I will beat you up in an alley and take your wallet
e i don't know! it's not like i am now opposed to doing things like that.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
you are history's greatest hero
In Germany they mix beer and coke and they call it something so horribly racist and I can't even type it here. Tastes surprisingly OK though.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
I want to get drunk now.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
oh shit we still have those MiOs at home, tonight I will make those Heinies palatable!
... I should probably reword that, but I won't
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
'heineken light' is a product that exists and can be drunk??
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
i feel like there's some thread around here where i admit to getting ripped on box wine and puked into a hotel's comments-questions-criticisms box
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
iirc mio had furry related advertising or something, just a lil thing to think about
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
x-posts I just pictured you and J doing things I'm not sure I'll ever be able to unsee so THANKS FOR THAT, DAN.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 4:24 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
ah yeah here we go:
strongo: i'm really hungovertrife: yeah, i drank last night tootrife: despite being sickstrongo: i puked in a hotel's comments box yesterday
― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, October 8, 2006
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
omg
when i was shabba ranks was not a good time for my body iirc
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
we should also go to someplace like Meadhall or Lord Hobo and horrify the staff and clientele by MiOing our beers sometime soon
also lol E
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
Yes let's do this tonight, I agree.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
jk there's a blizzard outside or something idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpFHwFdN0Kw
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
I've never been to either of those places btw.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
I miss the B-side.
Vomit is worth a thousand comments
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
haha E my exact thought process to that suggestion was "OKAY BET wait we might die?"
IMO Lord Hobo is better than Meadhall, which is on the noisy side, but when we went to LH it was in the middle of the day rather than the height of the evening rush so it could have just been lucky coincidence
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)
Am I even allowed to post on this thread, knowing the things I have done in the name of alcohol
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
in my defense:
i also once puked in a hotel lobby's comments box. that one i felt REALLY bad about later when the "someone had to clean that up" reflex kicked in.
― brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, June 23, 2011
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
have you ever put mayo in your beer?
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
oh thank god, jjj is here.
i was starting to feel like a leper.
i'm a lord hobo fan, never been to meadhall which seems kind of fussy
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
I've MiO'd Maker's Mark, I don't think there are many standards here
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
ugh now i am remember mayo vodka and feeling a little queasy
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.prestigewinegroup.com/attachments/item/Item-4ea97db0c8eb0-kinky750ml311lr.jpg
J bought a bottle of this a while ago and I can't believe it's taken me an entire week of having those leftover Heinekens in my beer fridge to realize that I could have been drinking Kinky Heinies this whole time
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
i've been drinking kinky heinies all week
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
but then we do what we have to do for work in this economy
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
i have photos of recreating the mayo experiment
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
answer to the question at hand is that there are 2 acceptable beer additive categories
1. things that accent the alcohol content, thus creating what i like to call "hyper-beers"2. stuff that is funny or horrible or particularly hot or unpleasant
everything else (orange slices, olives, lemon wedge, lime wedge) is a no go, and just makes you look ridiculous.
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
Heineken + Lime = Hein OnLime
(nerd joek)
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)
Potato Salad: THE POLL
god i need help. its not like this was five years ago where i could say "well i was young and dumb."
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)
now you should do a "smothered covered chunked" shot
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)
I want to try pickle juice in beer becuase it really sounds p awesome
also the vomit would be amazing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
my terrible decision is documented on that very same thread, but the image links are sadly dead
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)
you went in, for sure
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)
orange slicesC'mon, that's fine in a Hefeweizen
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
next time I am in MN I am bringing oranges to jjj's house and sneaking them into his Black Labels
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
i may have to resort to mayo whiskey tonight because the only other thing i have in the house is coffee creamer and this shit tastes like paint thinner
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
The very thought just makes me gag
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
mayorita omg how did I ever miss that.
I thought the we will drink it thread was a high water mark, clearly I was mistaken
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)
hold on strongo, dont make any rash decisions until we survey your entire larder.
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
and yes that includes spices. probably not cleaning products but when one must
wait i have a can of chilli beans!
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
now where's that strainer.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
boom
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
oh yeaaaahhhh
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
wait lemme get some popcorn for this
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
Drunk AND flatulent! Twofer
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
i also have hella packets of powdered gravy
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
#winning
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
you savages, i've only put classy things in my beer:
-orange juice-Picon-Campari-Cynar-mezcal
― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
i mean i dont have any meats or sides or even bread but man do i have powdered gravy
ok before the storm begins i want to tell you right now not to listen to anything i say about powdered gravy
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
no, not slices of an orange, but the candy "orange slices"
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)
now that that is settled, you should totally do a powdered gravy shot
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)
if you do this right, strongo, your whiskey gravy may make you world famous
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)
brown gravy or
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)
powdered gravy is the way to go, def
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)
When was the last time any of you heard sieve and whiskey in the same sentence?
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)
actually i think one sign of maturity is that there is no way i am wasting whiskey on this tomfoolery when i have [REDACTED] in my checking account
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)
abort if white gravy
how many days can a man live on whiskey gravy alone?
may try this on the post-thanksgiving weekend
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
get a kickstarter
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
don't worry everyone, I'm definitely making Kinky Heinies when I get home
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
ha the last time i drank out of a whiskey bottle with a broken neck actually xpost to m white
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
i told you i got plenty of all kindsa gravy including white
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
wait no
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
still pissed off at that "what happens when you eat chipotle every day for lunch" kickstarter
I know what happens! but no one paid for my food
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
if i can figure out how to make a good smoked gravy this year, it'll have to go in whiskey
i mean
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
oh shit i have not used the habenero death sauce in an enlisted man yet, making plans for the post work night starter as we speak
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
whiskey is already smokey
if in doubt, liquid smoke
i got a packet of those lipton garlic shells, too. i guess i could use the powder from that.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)
I once filtered whiskey that had a bunch of broken glass in it by pouring it in my coffee machine
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)
LIQUID SMOKE IS THE DEVIL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)
jjj can i just say that if yr using some kind of death habanero sauce in anything but a nipsy rusell i have to take back all of my professions of love
it had broken glass in it because I broke the neck w/ a mini hammer (I couldn't open the bottle because it still had the security cap on it)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
this might actually be the last booze i have for the foreseeable.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
not by choice.
cmon now, the enlisted man is a tombot (rip) classic.
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
any kickstarter fueled drink has to be called an amanda palmer fyi
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
i apologize in advance if any time in the next 72 hours i say things i can't take back.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
god i cant even.
"in", Justen? In an enlisted man?
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
in fact the enlisted man might have been what started the jj and fb will drink it death spiral into motion? also a nipsy requires real habeneros, using sauce would be cheating
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
i would put anything in an enlisted man right now if it meant i wasn't going to have go cold turkey tomorrow.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
can i deliver you booze from afar? is there a service for this?
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.binnys.com
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
^^^ how I got malort sent to MN
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
I dunno, I'd try and hold out for an officer
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
It is Binny's policy not to ship to certain states where direct shipment is prohibited and therefore, our web site will not let you place an order for shipment to Arizona, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Nevada, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington State, West Virginia and other states.
uhhh, DJP...
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)
lol they did it anyway!
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
that is awesome, I kind of want to try, now
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ dipsomania
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
huh this must have changed in the past two years; I can no longer send something to my parents' house from that website
That means I can't send jjj malort ;_;
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
wait i wonder if the pa liquor control board is hiring for store help during the holidays
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
i feel like a cartoon light bulb has just gone on directly above my head
From wiki:
"In November 2011, Jeppson's Malört held a Twitter-based contest to come up with a slogan for the infamous beverage. The winning slogan came from Brian Asner: "Malort: Kick your mouth in the balls." [5] Notably, the second place submission came from Brendan Kelly, lead singer of the Chicago-based band The Lawrence Arms: "Malort: Because these pants aren't gonna shit themselves."
Unfortunately, I learn something new every day.
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
i found this at the old booze hole the other day
http://www.notcot.com/images/2012/06/spodeemain.jpg
i declined to purchase it when i realized "the kick" was probably flavor-related rather than like morphine or something
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
update, in the end I could not bring myself to pour Blanton's into beer
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
hey, aero, remember when i once said i'd take a bullet for you? enjoy that bullet.
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)
aero they both are going to end up in your stomach eventually conservation of energy etc
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
I have to do my best to duck the actual hangover, it's a tricky balance
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
I am handling the hangover I gave myself by last night's drinking by planning to give myself another hangover for tomorrow
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
haha i think this thread is going to inspire some baaaaad decisions for me tonight, i made the mistake of reading the jj and fb will drink it thread and now i am mentally cataloging things that i have that can be put into beer in my house.
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)
sorry in advance long suffering wife
it's not a hangover if it's every day
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
jjj, FB and I are planning a Google Hangout with dire consequences for tonight. You in?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
everyone should just come over here
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)
the basic plan involves powdered gravy and robocop
...so far
Another Belgian goodie... Former World Champion cyclist Eddie Merckx used to crack two raw eggs into a Duvel after a hard training ride or race.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 5:54 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
should have gone w/something less premium!!
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
i am totally in if k has her laptop, and i will participate by engaging in a tour de condiments with canned beer.
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
jj and fb and djp will skype it
wait not skype, video magic or something
and k does have her laptop at home so we should be all good here!
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
might i suggest rolling this whole google chat discussion thing over to here: John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Drink It
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:50 (thirteen years ago)
get a room
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
a room with your precious booze
you heartless shits
I might invoke the spirit of this thread at a party I'm having this weekend
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)
I let down our whole community of boozers last night by crapping out after a couple beers & half of a really good cider. I apologize for how generally OK I feel today
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
I failed to crap out, I apologize for nothing
― movember spawned a nobster (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
fyi the Kinky Heinie is disgusting
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)
i wish i was dead tbqfh
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
so like aero don't beat yourself up too badly here is all i'm saying
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
J very helpfully woke me up as she was leaving for work, otherwise I'd still be in bed asleep
also, fuck me
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
apparently i need a wife if only to beat me with a rolled up newspaper before i attempt to do half the stuff i attempt to do
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)
there's a reason jjj keeps making reference to sneaking around and doing this stuff once his wife's asleep
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)
the urge to crawl back into bed and weep for a while is really strong right now but i'm going to be good
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)
stay strong(o)
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
why hello and good morning
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
fresh as a daisy i'm sure
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/harold-maude.jpg
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://trworkbench.com/blog/wp-content/johnjohn.JPG
it's sad. we had so much potential.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
If we could travel back in time 1 day, would we stop ourselves of join ourselves?
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
a question like that is like asking an evil robot to rhyme "orange" or something
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
that's a slippery slope, pretty soon the next version has the same idea and we have infinitely many jjjustens all fighting for the hot sauce bottle
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
my takeaway from last night is that I really should have bought beer instead of dark rum
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
(because then I would not have resorted to chugging various whiskeys)
― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 4:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'll say, i really do enjoy an enlisted man
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
please to link me to enlisted man recipe
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
nm, found it
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
yeah ha it isnt really much of a recipe per se
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
spent my lunchtime trying to convince a friend that we will turn my party into a "we will drink it" event
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
anchovy paste: dud, just fyihabenero death heat: started classic, turned on me about halfway through
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
bovril: almost ok, but classic is def a step too farmarmite: novegemite: FUCK NO
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
how are yr hotdog lips today, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
xpost HEY
swelling subsided, and really it was just half of my upper lip because i forgot to scrape the hot sauce off the pull tab. which was actually way weirder looking, sort of a real housewives of west saint paul vibe there for a little bit
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
Hot sauce viscosity may be the most crucial aspect of the enlisted man. Tobasco works because it is relatively soluble. More viscous hot sauces are less soluble, and tend to disperse more slowly and clump at the bottom, resulting in death dregs.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
new drink: death dregs
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)