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Is it just me who feels somewhat nauseated by yesterday's "protest"?

There was a particularly smug student type on ITN News who, when asked whether this was at all fair on people who needed to travel, replied with a sickening grin, "Well, they shouldn't really be flying at all."

Interesting article in today's Times which seems to indicate what the real motive here is.

It's got nothing to do with climate change and everything to do with outraged, privileged middle class whingers who can't stand having to share airspace with ordinary people whom they clearly regard as scum.

Use the green argument as a convenient excuse to price air travel out of the range of affordability of the likes of scum like you and me - a very artful dodge.

Just what the Mail ordered.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago)

Joss Garman, 23, the grandson of a pilot, who founded Plane Stupid, said that yesterday’s protesters were “not the sort of people who usually go in for activist stuff”, adding that they were “educated, scientifically literate, passionate and eloquent”.

Aren't these exactly the "type of people" who "go in for activist stuff"?

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago)

I don't buy that at all Marcello, it's got everything to do with climate change. It's heartening that young people are actually doing *something* when all they've seen from older generations is a lot of talk and not much else. Sure, what they did is probably no way to win over the general public, but I don't doubt their good intentions.

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

I think that what Joss Garman means is that it wasn't yer crusty stereotype of bygone days.

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:35 (sixteen years ago)

Swampy was all of the things Mr Garman thinks he wasn't, if you see what I mean.

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:36 (sixteen years ago)

They looked as though they were enjoying seeing ordinary passengers suffer, miss holidays, weddings, funerals and so forth.

Maybe if people want to travel anywhere else on the planet they should just build their own rowing boat and take 18 months to reach there, provided they're still alive by then.

Sorry but I'm not prepared to go back to the seventeenth century because business class can't stand the lower orders having more fun than them.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:37 (sixteen years ago)

And the whole climate change thing?

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:40 (sixteen years ago)

Marcello, you're reading stuff into this that just isn't there. If anything, the protestors are taking a much bigger view of social justice - it's the world's poorest who are the most vulnerable to the effects of climate change.

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

Ah yes, convenient starving Africans whom they don't have to live next door to, and when they do they're terrorist p43do so called asylum seeker scum.

They don't give a toss about climate change; most of the protestors will disengage themselves of the notion as speedily as George Osborne did as soon as they take up their chair of the family trust.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

So why are they bothering then?

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:47 (sixteen years ago)

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Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:49 (sixteen years ago)

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Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:49 (sixteen years ago)

Consider us all zinged.

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:50 (sixteen years ago)

Okay, so a lot of the folks protesting would have been at last year's demo at Kingsnorth power station. I guess by extension, they were demonstrating against coal because they don't want 'the lower orders' to have heating, is that right? They can't stand the thought of chavs being warm? Just drives them nuts and they would rather get arrested yes?

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:56 (sixteen years ago)

Rather predicatbly I know quite a few people on the stansted protest and yes, by an large they are the educated middle class. But to say that it is a classist attack on 'scum' (not like you, marcello, you are thoroughly middle class) is plain daft.

The HYS argument against these protesters is almost always, 'I'm sure they flew in to protest' and this is certainly not true.

We are in this situation now because aviation has been massively subsidised with infrastructure construction and tax free fuel for the last 50 years.

I was sitting next to a plane stupid activist at a party the other week, chatting away about my plans to go back to school and get into the cleantech industry and I did gently rib my companion that it might have been far better not to bother with an english degree and get one in engineering and be providing solutions rather than protesting against problems.

Ed, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:58 (sixteen years ago)

Fair enough, but how long before Cameron wheels out one of these Plane Stupid campaigners as some sort of special youth environmental spokesperson

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:12 (sixteen years ago)

Not very likely.

Ed, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

I'd be very surprised if the Tories weren't working on this

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:23 (sixteen years ago)

Nah the Tories are only interested in appropriating the nice bits of environmentalism.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:26 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sure they are, I don't see those particular activist taking up with any politcal party. They are very into consensus based democracy rather than majority based.

Ed, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:27 (sixteen years ago)

No, they're only interested in getting people to vote for them (xp)

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:27 (sixteen years ago)

Was at the climate change march in London on Saturday and among the speakers there was John McDonnell from Labour, Caroline Lucas, and also Nick Clegg (he got a few gentle boos, some scattered polite applause and was generally a bit creepy). Not one Tory speaker though.

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

I assume Zac Goldsmith doesn't go on these marches

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:40 (sixteen years ago)

It's got nothing to do with climate change and everything to do with outraged, privileged middle class whingers who can't stand having to share airspace with ordinary people whom they clearly regard as scum.

Use the green argument as a convenient excuse to price air travel out of the range of affordability of the likes of scum like you and me - a very artful dodge.

Godammit, Marc: That was exactly my thought!

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:42 (sixteen years ago)

I dunno Tom, but I think there is maybe some distrust of Goldsmith since he shacked up with Cameron. Boris is seriously damaging the Tories environmental credentials, they're definitely ground there.

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:47 (sixteen years ago)

righto, read the rest of this thread.

I wasn't sure I was exactly right in my first impression, it's just more that this is the sort of thing where a 'posh student' saying blithe things can reduce a protest to the level of "we are more educated than the people travelling", and too often this is what comes across.

The world is much more accessible than it ever was, and research should be channelled into greener airfuels and so on.

OK, read this as 'I still want to be able to fly places inexpensively', but its the usual thing: Individuals recycle more, companies include more packaging. People fly less, industry carries on polluting majorly. etc

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:52 (sixteen years ago)

I think there is maybe some distrust of Goldsmith since he shacked up with Cameron

Don't know why, environmentalism has always been a safe haven for right wingers, as far as I can tell

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

^^^this, qf the number of Green Party activists who just accidentally-on-purpose appeared on that BNP list.

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:00 (sixteen years ago)

Because it's horrible PEOPLE who are destroying our planet

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

Mark G, the main argument is not with the cost flying being too low, it's with the ever increasing number of flights. If we're going to have any chance of reducing overall carbon emissions, you are going to have to limit air travel to some extent. One idea on the table is equal distribution of personal carbon credits, so then you're not excluding the poorest from flying, and if they don't want to fly, then they can sell their credits.

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

One idea on the table is equal distribution of personal carbon credits

yeah, tell that to JLo, Beyonce, etc...

I'm not saying that's a bad idea, just it will never (ahem) fly.

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:05 (sixteen years ago)

Don't know why, environmentalism has always been a safe haven for right wingers, as far as I can tell

There's lots of shades of green out there. The trad Tory end of things is the CPRE stuff, the nimbys, the country pursuits types. People broadly into protecting 'the landscape' above all else.

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:05 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not saying that's a bad idea, just it will never (ahem) fly.

No, it probably won't. Like I said, lots of talk, lots of greenwash, not enough do. Hence the direct action stuff borne out of frustration I guess. Certainly there was a strong mood for it on Saturday.

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:07 (sixteen years ago)

The big problem is that because flying is so cheap there has been no impetus to find cheaper ways of flying (or covering large distances quickly). Fuel efficiency gains for air-travel have not come anywhere near those for road transport because of the economics of the situation, aviation fuel remains untaxed and cheap. Look how fast airlines tried to catch up on avaition bio-fuels research when the oil price was $150 a barrel.

Ed, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:08 (sixteen years ago)

Ed, the other way of looking at it is a protestor with an English degree can probably articulate her/himself better than an engineer or scientist and can help to provide the demand in public that allows business to see a potential for future profit firm up at just the right time for someone going back to school to work on science and engineering to solve these mounting problems. So everyone needs everyone else.

Re. this news cycle, I'm waiting until someone finds the cojones to /backhand/punch/slap Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary live on TV, the most over-entitled, snide rich bastard I think I have ever encountered in the public sphere. That's what someone who thinks everyone else is scum really looks like.

Right wingers have always found it easier to be kind to animals and look after where they live than to be kind to people outside 'tribe' who live right beside them. That's a given. Also in Britain I do get a bit ennnnghhhh about it only/mostly being groups of white people saving their precious Albion but that's only a kind of fleeting feeling.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

My drinking companion knew that my tongue was, at least partly, in cheek.

Ed, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:18 (sixteen years ago)

This thread is a spectacularly competitive strawman-building contest.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:21 (sixteen years ago)

Ed, the other way of looking at it is a protestor with an English degree can probably articulate her/himself better than an engineer or scientist

it's no good being able to express yourself if everybody assumes you haven't much idea of what you're talking about.

if we're talking about limiting the amount of flying that people can do, it'll come down to the same way we limit everything else- money.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:22 (sixteen years ago)

It'll be interesting to see how many of yesterday's protestors turn up as Tory junior whips in ten years' time.

A far more efficient protest would maybe have been outside the offices of Transport for London to sort out the stupid traffic light phasing which probably causes more carbon emissions in an hour (with all those vehicles backed up at red lights every two seconds because somebody mixed up London with Lisbon and thought people could just walk; see also vested transport authority interests in keeping traffic congestion afloat) than the third Stansted runway would cause in a year.

But, of course, that wouldn't have been such A Good Story.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:24 (sixteen years ago)

Who the hell thought it was a fine idea last Saturday to pedestrianise Oxford Street and simultaneously allow a Hyde Park-Trafalgar Square protest to go down Piccadilly, thus ensuring that getting in or out of central London above ground was impossible?

What's the point of opening shopping streets up to pedestrians only for one day when it takes ten hours to get there because all the bus routes had to be diverted?

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

BLUNDERING BORIS' BUS BOTCH-UP

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:29 (sixteen years ago)

STRANDED IN STANSTED STANDOFF

darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:31 (sixteen years ago)

A far more efficient protest would maybe have been outside the offices of Transport for London to sort out the stupid traffic light phasing which probably causes more carbon emissions in an hour...

Well go on then Marcello, there is nothing stopping you!

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:31 (sixteen years ago)

takes too long to get there?

darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:32 (sixteen years ago)

see also vested transport authority interests in keeping traffic congestion afloat

pls to explain?

Neil S, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:35 (sixteen years ago)

The same person who ensured that tubes were suspended when I needed to get to Hyde Park Corner for a friend's engagement/skate party, which meant going to Marble Arch thinking I could go to HPC easily in a taxi down Park Lane. Bad executive decisions on the part of the cabbie to avoid what probably would have been a mini-jam in Mayfair due to road closures everywhere had us through the park and into Knightsbridge instead, with me SEETHING at £15 grand total fare. Almost ruined my night.

I hate bus diversions because the fuckers don't anoounce that there IS one, then don't stop at logical places along the diversion to let people out, also they tend to drive the diversion super-fast to capsize all the standees on the bus.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:37 (sixteen years ago)

SOMEBODY think about the Corporate Travel Consultants would have had to dealt with this.

A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:41 (sixteen years ago)

Marcello, I'll wager my crayfish and rocket sandwich against your deepfried coaldust suet pudding that none of them end up as tory whips.

Ed, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:45 (sixteen years ago)

Protest was bankrolled by multimillionaire Lush owner Mark Constantine, fwiw.

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

'Bankrolled'? He bought them a few bike locks and a flask of cocoa?

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:46 (sixteen years ago)

from john lewis

admin log special guest star (DG), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

I'll not have a word spoken vs. Mark Constantine, thoroughly decent fellow.

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:56 (sixteen years ago)

I hate bus diversions because the fuckers don't anoounce that there IS one

in London yeah. out here in the backward shires, where we still point at aeroplanes, they put up signs tied to lamp posts weeks in advance saying where the diversion is going to be, and where the bus stop is going to moved to, and then they use the electronic signs on the bus shelters which normally tell you how many minutes until the bus comes to tell people on the day where the bus has been diverted to.

re the smug ryanair guy - I once heard him say that ships are less fuel efficient than planes yet nobody talks about taxing the ferries. I have never actually checked whether or not it is true.

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

O'Leary is also mad sexist

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

o'leary stands up to bullies. and he's right bill- he's right about everything.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

I'd trust him to charter the flight to Cork in the morning

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

You're desperate to get to Cork, aren't you?

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

Excellent article by Simon Jenkins which totally nails it.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

The co-founder of cosmetics retailer Lush has been revealed as a fundraiser for the climate change protesters that closed Stansted Airport on Monday.

Not only does Mark Constantine use his own money to support the Plane Stupid organisation, he also uses some of the company's profits.

All the proceeds from sales of Lush's Charity Pot hand cream are donated to organisations including Plane Stupid.

Mr Constantine said he may now pay the legal bills of the 56 people arrested.

He said this would come out of his own pocket rather than the firm's.

'Unfortunate'

As the majority owner of what is a private company, Mr Constantine does not have to answer to other shareholders.

He insists that his customers are aware of where the money is going, although he admits that some of them are not happy about it.

Mr Constantine added that while he is too frightened to join the protestors in person, he is happy to back Plane Stupid financially.

A total of 52 flights had to be cancelled at Stansted on Monday after the Plane Stupid activists managed to breach the airport's security.

Mr Constantine said it was unfortunate that people were disrupted, and that he would not condone illegal activity.

"However, something needs to be done about climate change," he said.

He added that as Plane Stupid "are trying to look after us, someone has to look after them".

Mr Constantine co-founded Lush in 1995, and last year it had a turnover of £144m from 600 stores in 44 countries.

His personal wealth is estimated to be around £50m.


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Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

i guess Constantine doesn't fly in a lot of exotic ingredients for his fancy soaps then?

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

It's a good question, and if you've got stores in 44 countries, you'd be hard-pressed to avoid flying loads of shite all over the place. Impressive list of charities Lush donates to though, so credit to him for that:
https://www.lush.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=6291&Itemid=75

NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago)

So this is what it comes down to.

Not climate change, not environmental protest, but publicity. Ordinary people's lives get messed up so that someone can do an extended advert for his cosmetic company.

And make money, which in the end is what this is all about.

What was the overriding motivator for Karen Matthews? To make money.

To parapharase Cowell a few weeks ago: this has to stop now.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago)

Talk about damn pollution: the STENCH of chemicals/fragrance combinations they blast out of every LUSH shop when you pass it. Supposed to entice you in. Actually makes you avoid the street!

I think they've stopped doing that as much, still though.

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 09:51 (sixteen years ago)

Clearly Simon Jenkins hasn't tried to cross a busy road in Italy before.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago)

The roads in Rome and Naples are speedingly busy but if you keep your eyes open and your wits about you and get used to them they're very easy to negotiate.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago)

Also you can't slate the protestors for being closet Tories in one post and then high-five OTM a Simon Jenkins article hailing Kensington & Chelsea as "one of the few progressive councils in the country" in the next.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago)

Anyway let's face it traffic lights pose no problem whatsoever in New York. The issue with London is nothing to do with traffic lights or railings or whatever and everything to do with the fact that roads in London just aren't wide enough.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 10:30 (sixteen years ago)

"Use the green argument as a convenient excuse to price air travel out of the range of affordability of the likes of scum like you and me"

£70k ain't what it used to be.

spanish girls, they like to call me pancho (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 10:35 (sixteen years ago)

Also you can't slate the protestors for being closet Tories in one post and then high-five OTM a Simon Jenkins article hailing Kensington & Chelsea as "one of the few progressive councils in the country" in the next.

Nonsense. One set are trying to prohibit people from travelling, the other are trying to encourage people to travel. One treats travellers like children who ought to be scolded and have their air tickets confiscated. The other treats travellers like adults who aren't going to run blubbering to Ripoff, Grabit and Ambulance-Chaser Claims when they get knocked down because they weren't looking where they were going.

With roads that were built for Victorian horse-drawn carriages there's always going to be a degree of limitation but other factors include getting rid of stupid, pointless roadblocks and Navvy State Britain building works (why bother building new blocks of luxury flats and offices when nobody can afford to occupy them any more?), limiting gigantic roadblocking council dustcarts to one day a week and not in peak rush hour times (clear streets are more important than clean streets) and changing the hivemind bus companies' way of thinking so that buses do not block the roads by sitting at bus stops for ten minutes or travelling in first gear to fit some stupid la la land schedule.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY oh...

Hüsker Dü is what Tears For Fears pretends to be (stevie), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 10:48 (sixteen years ago)

In my experience, roadworks tend to be as a result of rebuilding crumbling water mains, annoying but necessary. London's bus system is excellent, considering the busy roads (and buses aren't to blame for this, more selfish single-occupant car users), number of passengers, and scale of the operation. Have never noticed dustcarts being a particular problem.

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 10:52 (sixteen years ago)

The bus system wasn't exactly excellent on Saturday. In fact, thanks to the Mayor of London's joined up thinking, it was non-existent.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 11:01 (sixteen years ago)

As a regular bus user I'm afraid to report that they are, with roadworks, by and large the main problem. The sinking feeling you get when the bus slows down to a tortoise crawl in front of a green traffic light in the hope that it will turn red before it gets there and thus keep their precious sodding schedule intact.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 11:06 (sixteen years ago)

That was a one off in central London, by your own admission. x-post

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 11:07 (sixteen years ago)

Not climate change, not environmental protest, but publicity. Ordinary people's lives get messed up so that someone can do an extended advert for his cosmetic company.

What are you talking about? Plane Stupid aren't a PR company working for Lush. Plane Stupid is just basically a banner that anyone can protest under. That guy probably didn't even know that this action was going to happen. Take a look at the list of charities that Lush supports. There are animal charities, humantitarian charities and environmental charities. Sure, it does the company's image no harm to support them, but I can't look at that list and then conclude that Mark Constantine doesn't actually care about the issues.

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:42 (sixteen years ago)

Oh that's all fair enough, I was just moaning about his stinky shops!

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:46 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, they do ming a bit. So expensive too.

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:50 (sixteen years ago)

Never got that close! Headache city arizona.

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:53 (sixteen years ago)

Mark Constantine cares nothing about anything except his company making profits and conveniently tax-deductible charity donations which once garnished with "administrative costs" etc. are most likely minimal.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:05 (sixteen years ago)

So why has he gone into so much obvious detail on the list of charities his company has supported? Some of these things are tiny. Dorset Sustainable Transport? The Kingskerswell Alliance? Beirut for The Ethical Treatment of Animals? He just chose them at random? Why not just save the time and write one big cheque to Greenpeace?

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:10 (sixteen years ago)

Anyone can write a list of charities - it doesn't necessarily mean they contribute to them.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

So he didn't contribute to Plane Stupid after all?

It's a very strange list for someone to make though if they don't give a shit. The internal consistency is quite impressive too, there are clear themes running through it. Thinking about the animal charities there all being more on the animal rights side of things, rather than more obvious people like the RSPCA who are more of a welfarist group. It's details like that that make it convincing.

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, like Hitler, Alan Clark, Brigitte Bardot and others who have problems with human beings.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:37 (sixteen years ago)

It's details like that that make it convincing that you're actually just ranting here.

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

Mark Constantine cares nothing about anything except his company making profits

Marcello Carlin brings the inside scoop on the motivation of a man he doesn't know.

It's reassuring that most of this pointless unfounded bile seems to be down to the buses being a bit shite in London.

slag move (onimo), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

Godwin's law to thread.

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

OK, if you want to be cynical,

A listof small charities, where a small donation accounts fora larger percentage of their income, makes for a diverse list of causes.

Did anyone 'doubt' ARoddick's committment to the causes she subscribed to?

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

I think it would be VERY FOOLISH INDEED to posit that Constantine or the late A. Roddick did not care and/or genuinely support the causes they endorse. Seriously, Marcello: you're in a feedback loop with this idea.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

Classic example of Marcello failing to back up his ridiculous initial premise (green campaigning as secret war on the working class?) and simply moving on to another one. Never mind the buses, the traffic lights and the soap guy - where's a whisper of evidence to support the initial argument? At least you have an ally in Michael O'Leary.

Dorianlynskey, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:11 (sixteen years ago)

"how long before Cameron wheels out one of these Plane Stupid campaigners as some sort of special youth environmental spokesperson

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, December 9, 2008 12:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink"

when hell freezes over but is THEN MELTED AGAIN BY THE GLOBAL WARMING AHAHAHA DYS

spanish girls, they like to call me pancho (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.chasingthefrog.com/movie-villains/darth-vader/shawscene.jpg
"he's more troll then man, now..."

Phonetic Elvis. (stevie), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

I am anti-new runways and suspect most people are. It's hard to understand why they are needed because it's rare to be in a situation where you can't get a seat on the flight you want when booking weeks in advance or whatever. It seems odd to think that more runways and more flights will mean more sales. How much of it is down to big business wanting to cut costs on private flights? What are the other alleged advantages to such plans?

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

I'd like to see evidence of actual contributions to charity on the part of Mr Constantine and his organisation, really, i.e. the proper books, not the cooked ones.

But I don't really see what's socialist or just about preventing people from going about their business simply because an extra runway's being built because there's more demand for air travel because more people can afford it because there are MORE PEOPLE.

Or are Plane Stupid going to revive the old eugenics meme as a possible solution? It didn't work for Orlando.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

Socialism has nothing to do with either side of this argument.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

There's a difference between disagreeing with someone's argument and speculating wildly about their "real" motives. If you believe an extra runway is needed, can't the campaigners against one still be sincere? Apparently not - they have to be closet Tories or potential eugenicists.

Dorianlynskey, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.nhbs.com/images/jackets_resizer_large/16/163551.jpg

Marcello, ^^^^ is a book that Constantine wrote last year to quite a lot of acclaim in the wildlife press. He is a birdwatcher and loves wildlife. He gives money to environmental charities. The logical inference here is that he is giving these donations because he cares about the issues. Are you suggesting that he wrote a book on birdsong as some sort of ruse? Maybe to get birdwatchers to buy his soap?

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

Mark Constantine & The Sound Approach does sound like a mod band though.

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

There are legitimate ways to protest without disrupting the lives of others who have nothing to do with any political debate.

If these do not succeed then people have the option of voting out the Government at the next General Election.

I am unconvinced, however, that this is anything other than a publicity stunt and I am sure Cameron will warmly greet Mr Constantine when he steps up to the podium at the next Conservative election rally.

Cynical? Or just being honest?

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

Or just being stupidly obtuse?

Enrique (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

There are legitimate ways to protest without disrupting the lives of others who have nothing to do with any political debate.

Like marching down Piccadilly maybe.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

What's wrong with marching down Staines High Street?

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

Downing Street website petitions? Worked for Clarkson.

margaret thatcher sex tape (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

Protests that don't cause disruption are pretty fucking useless.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

Thread of the month imo

Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

Before you make claims like that, wait until I start talking about the miner's strike and how Marcello would be all "socialism but not in my backyard".

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

wtf is an "engagement/skate party"?

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

"There are legitimate ways to protest without disrupting the lives of others who have nothing to do with any political debate."

So what about strikes? They're pretty disruptive and inconvenient. That's kind of the point.

Dorianlynskey, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

I've started watching Top Gear this series and I really enjoy it.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

What position to you hope to hold in Cameron's first Cabinet?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

Minister for Compression Issues

Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

This wasn't a strike though.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

Protests that don't cause disruption are pretty fucking useless

if the choice is between ineffectual and inconvenient then we really are doomed

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

I've started watching Top Gear this series and I really enjoy it.

look out for the endless repeats on Dave - great show

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

The Mayor of London should certainly be concentrating on his job instead of going on Top Gear. Maybe then central London would be coherently managed at weekends.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HE WAS ON TOP GEAR YOU FUCKING TORY FUCK

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

Mildly hysterical but good rant byex-Marxist blokey thingy.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

ex-marxists are usually mad, but mick hume was already a crazy, stalin-loving fuck.

spanish girls, they like to call me pancho (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

By the standards of this thread I'm not sure it even qualifies as hysterical.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

No, it's thoughtful, wide ranging and considered.

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

No surprise that the ex-Living Marxism lot are taking that stance. Those guys at Spiked are big on the 'green campaigning as secret war on the working class' stuff. Martin Durkin, the guy who made 'the Great Global Warming Swindle' is one of them and they've shown absolutely zero understanding of the science so far.

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

Cynical? Or just being honest?

caek, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^new meme

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

Oasis have really gone down hill since Definitely Maybe. Cynical? Or just being honest?

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

It is a small tragedy that the idealism of youth should be recruited to this anti-flying circus.

yeah, if only it were redirected to denying the existence of serbian concentration camps and acting as a front for various GM companies.

spanish girls, they like to call me pancho (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

What, like Lush cosmetics (allegedly)?

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

Someone get this guy a bath bomb.

NickB, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

Can I have absinthe flavour? I believe they're currently on discount at Woolworths.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

Sick Mouthy: my friend got engaged and took a bunch of people ice skating at Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park to celebrate. It's the ONLY sport I'm even remotely good at!

Meat ROFL (suzy), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

I was assuming it would involve fish.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

Sick Mouthy, sick mind - or spending too much time with awesome cats.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago)


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