From http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/the_inauguration_of_president.html
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In this handout photo provided by the White House, a folder for U.S. President Barack Obama (the 44th president) is shown, left for him by Former U.S. President George W. Bush on the Resolute desk in the Oval Office of the White House January 20, 2009 in Washington, D.C.
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:27 (seventeen years ago)
Pink slip/registration for Roswell UFO
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:28 (seventeen years ago)
Treasure map to Masonic gold stash
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:29 (seventeen years ago)
Keys to Calvin Coolidge's secret liquor cabinet
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:31 (seventeen years ago)
Television remote for the Big Board in the War Room
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:32 (seventeen years ago)
Bush's favorite crayola sketches of Cheney.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:32 (seventeen years ago)
mayan calendar
― velko, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:33 (seventeen years ago)
Empty -- it's a practical joke.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:35 (seventeen years ago)
Bush's super-secret "nickname-creation" formulas.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:36 (seventeen years ago)
PIOTR DUTKIEWICZ: Which do you think are the three most important things you have achieved during your time in the Kremlin? Which three things did you not have enough time to do or were not able to do? And what are three pieces of advice that you would give your successor when you have your first meeting with him?
VLADIMIR PUTIN: On this account we have an old joke. When the head of a company or - let’s take a bigger picture - of a region, leaves his position, he gives his successor three envelopes and tells him the following: ‘Open the first envelope now, the second in two years, and the third just before you leave your position’. Upon opening the first envelope he reads: ‘Blame it all on me’. In two years he opens the second envelope which reads: ‘Promise everything’. And when he has six months left he opens the third envelope and reads: ‘Prepare three envelopes’. (Laughter). This story is relevant because our colleague has asked me to formulate three things three times right now.
― Bob Six, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:36 (seventeen years ago)
A pad of 43 yellow sticky notes.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:37 (seventeen years ago)
Anthrax.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:38 (seventeen years ago)
Super-macro pic of 43's manbits, the kind it takes you like a minute of close examination to realize that you're looking at balls, with all sorts of satellite-photo-style annotations.
― en i see kay, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:38 (seventeen years ago)
A CD of Anthrax.
W's porn stash.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:39 (seventeen years ago)
This story is relevant because our colleague has asked me to formulate three things three times right now.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:39 (seventeen years ago)
Nothing -- it's to cover up a nasty stain so that the landlord wouldn't see it on final walk-thru.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:40 (seventeen years ago)
a DVDhttp://www.film.dc.gov/film/lib/film/nt2.jpg
― set phasers to stan (cozwn), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:04 (seventeen years ago)
it is an fart.
― HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:24 (seventeen years ago)
Inside shit on Rex 84. Also, a fart.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:32 (seventeen years ago)
looks like he forgot to put the letter in...http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4428_17683849.jpg
― willem, Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:36 (seventeen years ago)
That's a great shot. What with the Capitol and all.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:37 (seventeen years ago)
Amazing pix on that top link.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:41 (seventeen years ago)
Hahah this thread is A+++++
― Trayce, Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:41 (seventeen years ago)
Rules:
http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4412_17674671.jpg
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:47 (seventeen years ago)
And 33.
Although it's sad that Peter Norman didn't live to see it.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:53 (seventeen years ago)
I just love how even though a hookah is this giant unwieldy thing, you each get your own! He we ain't got a lot left in Iraq, but we ain't running out of hookahs any time soon.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:58 (seventeen years ago)
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6096/442817683849rs6.jpg
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4838/dickdvd2851ag4.jpg
― A B C, Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:16 (seventeen years ago)
picture 3 from that top link, wow.
― koogs, Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:28 (seventeen years ago)
cocaine
― feelin' on Djibouti (haitch), Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:28 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― in soviet china, cat writes letter 2 u! (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 January 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/george-bush-and-lord-of-the-rings-wearing-the-one-1.jpg
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:18 (seventeen years ago)
Turns out the ring only makes the second in command invisible
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:22 (seventeen years ago)
(xpost) that place marker had "The President of the United States" written on both sides
― snoball, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:24 (seventeen years ago)
(one side had "sit this side" in small writing...)
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:26 (seventeen years ago)
Oh man, that looks like some unpleasant hand signals he's doing there.
― Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:28 (seventeen years ago)
Looks more like he's trying to play rock-paper-scissors against himself
― snoball, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:33 (seventeen years ago)
"dammit, lost again"
― negotiable, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:44 (seventeen years ago)
There are dentures in the glass on the right???
― willem, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:54 (seventeen years ago)
No, they're real teeth. OF AN ENEMY.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:58 (seventeen years ago)
Not even a former enemy. He didn't kill him, he just took all his teeth. It's pretty sick.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 13:00 (seventeen years ago)
DY31 LXDYW45X TGJX
― ╓abies, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/surprises/rattle-snakes-eggs.jpg
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)
Are those vienna sausages next to W on the helicopter? Man air travel really is going to shit.
― quincie, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:19 (seventeen years ago)
They got some big-ass Lifesavers on Marine One.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)
"Jeb's gittin ready"
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:53 (seventeen years ago)
$25 gift certificate to Chilli's
― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:05 (seventeen years ago)
DVD of entire series of "That's My Bush!"
― kingfish, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:12 (seventeen years ago)
$25 gift certificate to WHITE HOUSE Chilli's
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:13 (seventeen years ago)
I hate that Grover Cleveland is the 22nd AND 24th presidents. That's fucking stupid.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:20 (seventeen years ago)
it fits, he's only prez born in Jersey
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)
Like if I saw 45 movies this year, but saw Hotel For Dogs twice I wouldn't say it was the 16th and 24th movie I watched. Fuck you Grover Cleveland, you piece of Texas-Seed-Bill-vetoing shit.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)
a letter to Tacos
― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)
http://hitparade.ch/cdimages/taco-puttin_on_the_ritz_s.jpg
― Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)
(I think of that song every time I see that Sam Sparro video)
Spoilers for the ending of 'The Pet Goat', which he's just finished reading.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:49 (seventeen years ago)
beat me to it
― Courtney Love's Jew Loan Officer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)
Whiney, they were different administrations.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:55 (seventeen years ago)
Meanwhile, in other former Admin member news, somebody else just got representation. Soon you'll see her popping up on VH1-style nostalgia shows, no doubt.
― kingfish, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:59 (seventeen years ago)
Condi as Best Week Ever commentator might be kind of awesome
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
I Love the Oughties
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
(really, how could anyone?)
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)
The words that Bill Murray whispered to Scarlett Johansson.
― chap, Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:15 (seventeen years ago)
Bush's favorite My Little Pony
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:15 (seventeen years ago)
A very small burning cross.
― chap, Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)
a half-filled-out copy of Mad Libs #62 with a little note saying, "Here, I left the rest for you. The one on page 30 is pretty good."
― kingfish, Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:18 (seventeen years ago)
The remains of the economy.
― chap, Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)
zing!
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)
stale Hostess Zingers
― kingfish, Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)
A list of all the people not in work!
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
picture of rick astley singing
― Local Garda, Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
macbook air
― abanana, Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:11 (seventeen years ago)
What was in Marcellus Wallace's suitcase (from Pulp Fiction)!
http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/celebrities_blog/pulp-fiction.jpg
― energy, Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
a copy of this article:http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123258532378704477.html?mod=special_page_campaign2008_mostpop
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)
santorum.jpg
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
On board Special Air Mission 28000, I remembered the picture I carried in my pocket on my first Air Force One flight eight years ago. It was an old black-and-white snapshot with scalloped edges. It showed Lyndon Johnson in the Cabinet Room, head in hand, weeping over a Vietnam casualty report. George Christian, LBJ's press secretary, gave it to me as a reminder that the job could break anyone, no matter how big and tough.
But despite facing challenges and crises few others have, the job did not break George W. Bush.
I think Rove was missing the point of that photo somehow.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
A Note: "There is a sniper pointing at your head. Nod as you read this. Don't turn around. Get up. Slowly walk away from the window. Walk to the bodyguard and ask him about 'the bad new bears'. Walk out of your office. Drop your pants and give them to the doorman along with this letter. Ignore what he says next. Meet me in the Roosevelt Room."
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/4/20061015-bush_signing.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)
http://images01.sw.wigflip.com/O/I/YA58OLQipR.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
bees.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
angry bees.
tits.jpg
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
tickets to "cats"
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/uploads/partners/oboe/500/hs_good_luck.jpg
― henry s, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
The secret formula for Coca-Cola!
http://francie.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/snl2.jpg
"No Coke, Pepsi!"
― energy, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
plans for a new more powerful death star
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
naked pictures of his mom
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
a suicide note? :D
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
POKE 26723,165
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
friend request
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
Woo
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
― Local Garda, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― abanana, Friday, January 23, 2009 6:11 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
LOL at these 2.
― Trayce, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:53 (seventeen years ago)
I'm not sure when, or if, you will discover this--but if you do--I'm thinking of you now & ever. You've changed my life Obama. Before you I wasn't sure why I bothered, but you've given dimension and color to a previously flat and anemic existence. As much as I pride myself of my literacy, words escape me when I try to due (sic lol) justice to the happiness you have given me. I wish I could spend every moment with you, but the practical world intercedes. You are mine, aren't you? I'm yours Obama, ever and always, if you will it. I love you. When I'm away you are with me in thought, and I with you. I wonder what you do, and even that bridges the distance.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)
I would be very moved to receive such a note.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.jhallman.com/bttfprops/images/stories/props/p2_almanac.jpg
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:58 (seventeen years ago)
oh hang on, that doesn't make any sense. lol
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
lol!!
― mark cl, Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:35 (seventeen years ago)
just finished watching that movieeeee - why o why is the almanac so thin???
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 January 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)
so old biff can stuff it in young biff's back pocket and so young biff can put his copy of Ooh La La around it. Also: future paper
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 January 2009 02:46 (seventeen years ago)
"o what u dont have a safe well then leave it sticking out of yr back pocket like this"
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 January 2009 02:55 (seventeen years ago)
"Don't say anything bad about Isreal, you don't want to make the iPac angry. Also, oil is better than nukular powar. Good luck!"
― StanM, Friday, 23 January 2009 06:46 (seventeen years ago)
http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/1/1562-82169-1208356743421jpg-550x.jpg
― Dan I., Friday, 23 January 2009 06:59 (seventeen years ago)
A map that says 'THE WORLD' but is just America
― open wide, come inside, it's apple butter (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 January 2009 07:34 (seventeen years ago)
"We tried to call him to fix the leaking toilet in the West wing, but couldn't reach him. So here's his phone number: Joe The Plumber 555-1324"
― StanM, Friday, 23 January 2009 08:40 (seventeen years ago)
"Anthrax.
beat me to it"
I think everyone was coming in here to post this. Well, at least I was too.
Rofflicious thread and GREBT pic up there!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 23 January 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)
A Note:"There is a sniper pointing at your head. Nod as you read this. Don't turn around. Get up. Slowly walk away from the window. Walk to the bodyguard and ask him about 'the bad new bears'. Walk out of your office. Drop your pants and give them to the doorman along with this letter. Ignore what he says next. Meet me in the Roosevelt Room."
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/4/20061015-bush_signing.jpg/― CaptainLorax, Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
I've just signed onto the nuclear suggest ban treaty.
― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:05 (seventeen years ago)
:3
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)
bad boys II dvd
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:26 (seventeen years ago)
a short list of important details concerning national security and governing generally that bush felt were important for the new president to read
― spells don't effect me, just hit em for the xp (Lamp), Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:31 (seventeen years ago)
in crayon
― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:36 (seventeen years ago)
with all the Rs backwards
and UH in the corner
an 8-ball
― Llano Signature White (Susan), Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:10 (seventeen years ago)
a BAD JOKE am i right
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:11 (seventeen years ago)
the secret of management
― matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)
I need weed
― m coleman, Saturday, 24 January 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f40ef6d351/obama-reads-bush-s-letter
dont normally show love to this site but this was well-done & lolzy
― and what, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
― Mr. Que, Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)