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DJ Khaledonian Thistle
Viv of Ian Holloway
I Love You But I've Chosen Harkness
Johnny Haynes Jazz

― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:37 (seventeen years ago)

Robinho's Nest

― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)

Lava Lampards

― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:40 (seventeen years ago)

Total Fretwork Solutions

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)

Total Fretwork Solutions

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:43 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^always loved this one

― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)

Pieless in Gazza

― Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)

Rehhagels of Funk

― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)

Man Titty

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:45 (seventeen years ago)

Stelling Does Tricks

― Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

Jose's Giants

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

Rodney Marshes Area Internal Drainage Board

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:51 (seventeen years ago)

Bohinen Rhapsody still in my all time top 3.

― Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

Kofi Annan Athletic

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

West Hamas United

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

Fergie's Humps

― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

Maximo Park Ji-Sung

― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:34 (seventeen years ago)

Due Southgate

― Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:35 (seventeen years ago)

Silenzi's Golden

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

Allardycing With Death

― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

Bullard in a China Shop

― Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

Kitson's Personalised Tile Rack

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:40 (seventeen years ago)

Amorphous Famagusta

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:40 (seventeen years ago)

Real Zarageezer

― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:44 (seventeen years ago)

Grasssmoker Zurich

― Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

Hellas Verona Is Other People

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

Aztec Camara

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:13 (seventeen years ago)

My brother ALWAYS calls his pub quiz teams "The Name With No Team".

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

*****

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

We never thought that Man U would take it this far.

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

Cameron Jablowme

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

I Can't Believe It's Guy Butters

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (seventeen years ago)

Man Or Enckelman

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

'Ello Volgograd, Got A New Rotor?

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:54 (seventeen years ago)

65daysofstanic

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

I was sufficiently bored yesterday afternoon that I was gonna try coming up with a list of Wu-related ones; started off with Only Built 4 Torsten Frings, which I thought was alright, but when I followed that up with Riggott Please, I kind of realised that it could only lead to disproportionate suffering.

That said:

Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

you are Nigel Blackwell and I claim my 5 quid

― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

I actually heard "Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)" being chanted during the "Let's go the..." bit of Uffington Wassail as soon as I read it

― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

Dom's latest also inspired

― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

(I have no idea how well supported Crewe are away from home, I feel I should point out. And given my abject failure to go to any of Southampton's games in the county in which I actually frickin' live this season, well, hush my mouth etc.)

RZA As Bobby Hassell
Ghostface Milla
Cappabonner
Inspectah Cech
Metgod Man

(you see what I was getting at)

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

Bela Lugosi's Offside

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

Stavanger New Viking

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

I would be able to tell you how well-supported Crewe were away next season but it looks like they're gonna elude us. :(

I should come up with one of my own now.

Pokemon! Gotta Cattermole

― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

10p Cheaper Than Dalian Atkinson (And Ten Times Better)

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Mondragon! Cottee Cattermole

― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

Dump The Body In Paul Lake

― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

Wolves In The Trophy Room

― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)

Borussia Mönchensadsacks

― cozwn, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:47 (seventeen years ago)

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

Winner.

― Holy Suffering Gobi Desert Clit Nun (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)

my housemates 7 a side team is called wings and fries albion.

― straightola, Thursday, 5 February 2009 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

I'm Fucking Matt Taylor

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

Urgh! A Mark Waugh

― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:11 (seventeen years ago)

The Picture of Dorian Dervitte
Peter Ndlovu's Phoenix Nights

― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 05:58 (seventeen years ago)

I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc

(this obv only works if you pronounce it properly)

Also the John Collins Fan Club (hi dere Julian Clary nostalgia which no-one in the pub knew about, giving us (1) some odd looks and (2) quite an advantage in a pop-culture-heavy quiz)

― ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

Don't Rate The Player, Rate The Game

― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 7 February 2009 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

Norfolk Enchants

― o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:01 (seventeen years ago)

You're Arshavin a Laugh

― ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)

White Hunter Ian Harte

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)

I also came up with "If The Beatles Had Roy Hunter" last night, but that may be too obscure.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:41 (seventeen years ago)

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

― ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

Roque Santa Gold

― Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

― ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Barely Athletic

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

Kids TV Special:

Mysterious Sitters of Gold
Jamie And His Magic Sponge
Defensive Midfielders of the Earth
He-Man And The Masters Of The Long Throw-In
Rijkaard Breackers
Rossi and Quim
Pinky and Preki

― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

Rijkaard Breackers

― . (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

never in diouf

― o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

The Sensational Alex Nyarko Band
This Time I Know It's McGreal
4-5-1 Is A Joke
Supercadamarteristicexpialidocious
Ferrie Bodde's Happy Nowadays

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 8 February 2009 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

Wayne Bridges of Madison County

― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:08 (seventeen years ago)

never in diouf

Never in Kuyt, surely?

― ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, I just saw Mike used that on the "Liverpool will contrive to arse this up 2008/09" thread. Sorry!

― ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:40 (seventeen years ago)

Clingan's On The Starboard Bow

― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

Echo and the Hahnemann

― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

Evidently Cheltenham Town

― Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Robert Peston Northend

― Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

Running Up On That Cahill

― tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

Downings Syndrome

― tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

inter yer nan.

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

Echo and the Hahnemann

10/10

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

i don't fink i can be arsed o

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

Smack My Bischoff
Heeeey Mokoena
NWA & The Possebon

― tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

Cerebral Paisley

― Dennis Croissanwich (Mexican Sleeping Pill), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

The Devil's Rideout
You Can Stand Under My Vince Grella

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

Depressed Beyond Ablett

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

Diop It Like It's Hot
Dedicated Followers of Fashanu
We Are The Gary Breen Preservation Society
Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any Morten Gamst Pedersen
I've Thought About Behrami
Rummennigges With Attitude
Camper Van Persie
Radamel Falcao Garcia Comes Your Man

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

James Brown Is Dead... Dead excited about his goalscoring record for Hartlepool

― Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

Kid Cudicini.

― Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

Icke Can't Go For That (Nogan Do)
Heerenveen And Heerenveen And Here We Go

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselinkin Park

― Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

Ji Sung Park Life

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)

Knowing me knowing you saha

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:57 (seventeen years ago)

Wes Brown In The Tube Station With Zat Knight
Canniggia Lovers

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)

Dogs Die In Huish Park
Wu-Tang Academical

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

I Wanted Joe Hart

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are killing me, that last one is perfect

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

2 pints of Schweinsteiger and a packet of Fritz

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

Shaking Their Bits To The Hitzlsperger

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)

Delap Ref 41 Degryse North 93 Degryse West

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)

Camino Del Sol Campbell

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)

^^^a tad strained, but I appreciate the intent xpost

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)

Free Your Mind And Koumas Will Follow

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)

The People vs. Larry Lloyd
Stranraer: Princess of Power
Searching For The Young Sol Campbells

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

Put Mendonca On It

― Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:55 (seventeen years ago)

Jol only live twice

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:55 (seventeen years ago)

Benny Benassi Abou

― Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

Peace, Love & Michael Standing

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

DJ Campbell and MC Micah Hyde

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

Michael Standing

This guy becomes completely fucking brilliant in CM 00/01

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

Bloc Party special:

Hunting For Witschge
Mark McGhee's In Retrograde
A Weekend In Hull City
I'm Bruce Dyer When You Come

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

Michael Standing

This guy becomes completely fucking brilliant in CM 00/01

he is now Gareth Barry's agent

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

John Hardsonned

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 March 2009 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

Jay Tabb-ayta-ayta Tattva

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

Gourcuff Alone Is Not Enough

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

De Goey Does Nothing

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

Ngog On Wheels
3... 6... 9... Stadiums of Light
If You're Feeling Lineker
The Charvet Lines

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dyer
Don't Leave Dirk Kuyt On, Baby

― ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

^^^that last one

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

Hreidarsson The Storm

― Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

*dies*

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:45 (seventeen years ago)

Can we change this thread so it applies to American fantasy football teams? My 2009 draft order is coming up and I need some ideas.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

Sagna Name Across My Heart

― ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

Camera (Camara?) Obscura special:

Lescott Out Of This Country
Knee Deep in the SPL
Jlloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken

― ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

Knee Deep in the SPL was stolen from Pat Nevin, btw. Which reminds me...

Nevin in Doubt

― ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

This Messi We're In
50ft Beattie
Down By The Walter Samuel
Sheela-n-gog
A Perfect Day Eboue

Ok, I need to stop listening to PJ Harvey on random and being rubbish at these things.

― eboue died for somebody's sins but not mines (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

HAHAHAHA omg Sheela NGog.

― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

Hreidarsson The Storm

win

― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

Aye, that's brilliant.

― ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

SPL-tastic version:

You've Lost That Loovens Feeling
Throwing in the Taouil
The Invincibile Man
Mo Camara Never Lies
Much Edu About Nothing

― ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

Muhren The Bathroom

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 6 March 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)

Danny Shittu Can Play That Game

― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 6 March 2009 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

I Du Wei Du Wei Du Wei Du Wei Du

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 6 March 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)

I kissed ugo ehiogu (and i liked it)

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 6 March 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)

poom, poom, poom, poom!!
efan ekoku leadbitter
the wenger bus is coming

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 6 March 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)

Four Jacks and a Gilardino

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:52 (seventeen years ago)

Motown Jonk

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 6 March 2009 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

I Du Wei Du Wei Du Wei Du Wei Du

Du Wei Diddy

― ailsa, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

Take That & Partick

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 9 March 2009 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

all tomorrow's partick

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 9 March 2009 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

Mo Camara Never Lies
Hreidarsson The Storm
Muhren The Bathroom
I Love You But I've Chosen Harkness
Sheela Ngog

Genius!

Er...

Frings Can Only Get Better
Digging In The Dirk
Gygax (Don't Do It)
Cannavaro Of Love
Robert Rosario's Waiting

― Chris in Belfast, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

Debbie does Gallas

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

best thing about Hreidarsson The Storm is that is exactly how Senor Coconut sings it

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

We Want Thun

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

Shawty Get Lewes

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

Shawky Get Loose

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

We Share Our Motherwell

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

cry me a rivaldo

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

dimitar lagertop

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

I'm Addicted To You 'Cause I Know That You're Tosic

― McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

Labradford Park Avenue
Dalbeattie Stars of the Lid
Godspeed You Black Empoli

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

Eto'o ))))

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

Hajduk Slint

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

Flying Souza Attack

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

Ninja Thun

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

Do Mexes Think

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

Pegguy Aphextwin

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

OK, I love you, Swygart

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

Zheng Xiu

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

AJ Autechre

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

Neu!chatel Xamax

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

White On Blue, That's Fuckin' Ross (County)

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

Shaka Hislop & Pliers

― McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

Nurse With Lund

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

Quagliarella Think

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

Coleman Coleman Coleman Phil Stamp

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

Ocean Kaladze

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

Disco Valente

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

Kranjcar Soulja Boy

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

Katy Perry: Delap or No Delap?

― McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

Benalirama

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Magilton John

― McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

Marlet & Me

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

Skrtle Power

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

Would You Like To Ride In My Beautiful Zuiverloon

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

Gorky's Zalgiris Kaunas

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

Pugh Pugh Marney Djourou... (couldn't find a player whose name sounds enough like Cuthbert)

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

The Basinas Cities

― POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

Dreams of Bryan Gunn Last Forever
This Is Haaland (We Have A Dream To Understand)

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

Eto'o ))))
Kranjcar Soulja Boy

^^^ crazy lolz.

― silly ho (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

Don't Fear Doriva

Viz special:

Spoilt Basler
8 Aiston
Liam Brady Old Lady
606 With Drunk Bakers

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)

Victorian Dado Prso

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:49 (seventeen years ago)

Distinribs

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:53 (seventeen years ago)

Hi, I'm Abou Diaby And I Love You Very Much

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

Cockney Jankulovski

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

neville say neville neville again

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

^^ awesome

Crystal Meth Palace is... pretty awful.

― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Friday, 20 March 2009 12:36 (seventeen years ago)

Buster Gomes?

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 20 March 2009 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

All the young Dudeks

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

Gilberto Ratchet

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

System of a Downing

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

teenage mutant hero skertel

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

Shine On You Crazy Diomede

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

I Woan Back Down

What a Wonderful Worthington

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

Mendy Buses

― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

Okkas Pocus

― leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

Leave A Lightbourne For Me

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

Stealers Whelan

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)

Hi ho Jääskeläinen

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

Xavier Seen Her?

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

see below

― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

Higher State of Kozlukness

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

The Damned Unitard (actually used; courtesy of slain former poster)

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 11:58 (seventeen years ago)

Le Fondre Rocks

(this thread will be how they check my life support is working one day, y'know - doctor standing over me, slowly intoning "Baaad-Asss Verona", waiting, then a low, mumbled sound, and the nurse says "I think he said 'Slovan Bratz Rock Angelz'")

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

Pardon Me For Brechin

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

Brechin Up Is Hard To Do (but they should make the play-offs)

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

Keane

― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

I Am A Linesman For Ross County

^ bit of a stretch that one, sorry

― ailsa, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

The Sitters of Merson

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

Johnny & The Kitnas

^^ actual name of a team a friend of mine had last year

― a pissed-off yuppie wandering around L.A. trying it (some dude), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

Zaki Races

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 2 April 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

Puh-Puh-Paul Parker Face

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:12 (seventeen years ago)

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Freund

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:27 (seventeen years ago)

Is this thread the British version of "rejected JBR display names"?

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:35 (seventeen years ago)

Oh wait, I didn't notice that it was all sport-related. So it's a relative of Indie Guilt Bermanisms, then.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

All-American Special:

International House of Paintsil
Everyday I'm Beuzelin
De Bilde And The Beautiful
Emergency & IFK Goteborg
Harold & Kumar Go To White Hart Lane
Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0
Tyler Perry's Diary of A Mad Blackburn Fan
The Andy Griffin Show

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

Pipecocu

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ Wins.

― Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

Humphrey Bogarde

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Clem Sneijder
Making Plans for Nigel de Jong
Gullit in the Head
De Goey de Maupassant

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

To steal one just used:

De Boer And The Beautiful

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

The Rolling Huddlestones

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

Guti and the Blowfish

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0

^ my new favourite

― ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

Damien Commoli Ghost!

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 5 April 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHEDA

― Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

Pretty Toney Mowbray

― Climate Of Basshunter (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 April 2009 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

carew intentions

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

Desailly Turns On The Radio
The Brave Little Thorstvedt

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 6 April 2009 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

Rummeniggaz With Attitude

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

^did this

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

Damn, searched for it but forgot about the skipped messages in the middle.

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

Batistutas For Lashes

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

Only Kalou Can Prevent Forest Fires

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

Dogs Die In Scott Carson

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

That Petrov Emotion

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

loving the last onimo one

― However, the year 2005 Curicó Unido had his revenge (country matters), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

wow yes

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

Belle and SeBastian Schweinsteiger

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

Tuncay Stryder

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

tugay on a boat

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

(to say nothing of the n'gog)

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

Every Dark Cloud Has A Jaaskelainen

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

similar
Hi ho Jääskeläinen
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:59 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

return to wenger

― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

/
Return to Senderos

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

iTIGRE AEWOSEM AIIII! was our pub quiz team last night. we won round 2!

― Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

[sic] btw

― Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know what it meant though.

― Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

Zenden the Clowns

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

Sultana Brann Bergen

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 10 April 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

Midophile

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Saturday, 11 April 2009 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

Etuhu Brutus

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

^^^YES

― taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

Ugo Ehiogu Way, I'll Go Mine

― taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

Rustu Never Sleeps

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

arshavin ryan's privates

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:34 (seventeen years ago)

Agbonlahor (and lahore won)

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)

Half Sam Half Priskin

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)

Give Pearce a Chance b/w Remember Ndlovu

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)

Cohen To See My Baby

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)

Bobby Zamora's Rock With Laughter

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)

Breckin Up Bisgaard Dudu

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

kenwyne jones for the painfully alone

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

Morgan A Feeling

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)

Put Odonkor It

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)

Wim Jonk I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

Yahhh Hyypiähhh

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)

See No Ifill

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)

Fleck's In The Kitchen

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

Sinclair Is A Light That Never Goes Out

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)

Zuberbühler Beams Are Gonna Blind Me

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

Crossley Skills Ashley Young

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)

Waddle I Do Now?

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

Hamann For All Seasons

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:37 (seventeen years ago)

Poyetry in Motion

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)

You Petta You Petta Ujpest

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

N'gog Jerome Weah

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

^ took me a few seconds but A+

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:09 (seventeen years ago)

Keeping Two Jevons Apart

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

Hitzlsperger On The Dancefloor

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

Pitt Mustoe Breen Love (Butt Edds O'Byrne Howe)

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:51 (seventeen years ago)

Leboeuf The Common People

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:57 (seventeen years ago)

Klitschko 2000

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

S.T.E.L.I.O.S.G.I.A.N.N.A.K.O.P.O.U.L.O.S.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

This great thread keeps reminding me of that Bohemian Rhapsody football style video (unfortunately it seems removed from youtube).

Is this the real life?
TWISS FISH MCGREAL CRUYFF
Is this just fantasy?
TWISS FISH BUSST MANN LUZHNY
Caught in a landslide
VOGTS RIMMER BRAND HYDE
No escape from reality
YEO JESS TAIT SONG MCGREAL GUTI
Open your eyes
BOPP PEN ALPAY
Look up to the skies and see
COOK JUPP PUGH KERR DAEI PRESSLEY
Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
HAIM BUSST IPOUA ROY DAEI REID YEO GYNN MATHIE
Because I'm easy come, easy go
MEE GOSS HAIM GEE LEE BUNN GEE LEE YEO
A little high, little low
BA LYTTLE DAEIL LYTTLE YEO
Anyway the wind blows
DANI FAYE KERR BLIND KLOSE
Doesn't really matter to me
COUSINS SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE
To me
PUGH GEE
Mama, just killed a man
PALMER BUSST FRIEL HAMANN
Put a gun against his head
POTTER BUNN MCCOIST TWISS FRED
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
GOULD CARRAGHER HOWE PREECE STEAD
Mama, life had just begun
PALMER CRUYFF STEAD BUSST GEE GUNN
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
BUTT HOWE HYDE JOHN SAND BROWN GRITT BALL ALPAY
Mama, ooo
LAMA PUGH
Didn't mean to make you cry
GITTENS BREEN PUGH LAKE GREW FREI
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
DIOUF HAIM WATT JACK, FAGAN, TWISS, GRIMES PUGH MORROW
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
BARRY LONG BARRY LONG SMITH DUFF GYNN SEALEY MATHERS
Too late, my time has come
PUGH PATES TUGAY RANSOME
Sends shivers down my spine
BENT CHIVERS BROWN DAEI VINE
Body's aching all the time
DODD REECE HAY KING BALL KERR VINE
Goodbye everybody. I've got to go
WOOD FREI D'AVRAY COTTEE HYDE GUTI LOWE
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
POTTER HEATH PUGH BALL LEE HEINZE CASE KERR HUTH
Mama, ooo
BRAMMER PUGH
I don't want to die
DAEI BRUNT HUNT PUGH FREI
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
DAEI BUNN GRIMES FISH HYDE WEBBER BREEN HORNE PLATT BALL
I see a little silhouetto of a man
FACEY BA LYTTLE SILVA ETO HUTH HAMANN
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
DIARRA BRUCE DIARRA BRUCE BRILL KANU HAMANN BRANCO
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
YOUNG KERR HOULT SAND BRIGHT KING VIEIRA VIERI FREI LING LEE
Galileo, galileo
BAILEY MAYO
Galileo, galileo
BAILEY MAYO
Galileo figaro-magnifico
BAILEY MAYO FIGO LAW HAGI ZICO
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
BUTT HAIM BASTOCK LAW ROY YEO MOODY GROVES LEE
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
PREECE BASTOCK MOORE ROY SONG IPOUA MORALEE
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
CLARE GYNN TWISS CRUYFF SONG TWISS LONG ROSS GUTI
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
CISSE DUNNE CISSE YEO HILL PUGH BETT LEE YEO
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. Let him go
TWISS MILLER YEO GEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT WYNNE YEO
Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let him go
TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT WYNNE YEO
Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let me go
TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT LEE YEO
Will not let you go. Let me go
HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT GEE YEO
Will not let you go. Let me go
HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT GEE YEO
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
ROWE FLO CROWE YEO LOWE PYO DEFOE
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
BRAMMER FEAR BRAMMER FEAR BETT LEE CROWE
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
FRIEL LEBOUEF CASPER NEVILLE BUSST BA HYDE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM STONE LEE SAND GRITT GYNN LI TIE
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM LOVE LEE SAND GREAVES LEE TUGAY
Oh baby, can't do this to me, baby
YEO DAVEY DURRANT PUGH TWISS PUGH LEE DAVEY
Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here
BUSST POTTER BETTS KUYT BUSST POTTER BETTS RIDEOUT KINNEAR
Nothing really matters
DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS
Anyone can see
BENNI MCCARTHY
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE
Any way the wind blows...
DANI GREY KERR BLIND KLOSE

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:05 (seventeen years ago)

Pantsil Skirt

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

Pantsil Skrtel, even

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

This one?

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know, it says the video isn't available in my country!

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:39 (seventeen years ago)

needs more hoover imo

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

The Overly Joe Mattock Truth

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

surely "Huth"

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

Goss Mutantes

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

I'm Blue, Mamady Sidibe

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

Histon Runoff

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

Some Like It Huth

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

He Said Captain, I Said Wotte

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

Gavin Strachan Blog & Stacey

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

Van Der Vaart Generator

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

Cannibal Holloway

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

Lighten up, I Was Guus Hiddink

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

Cannibal Holloway

City Of The Dodd

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

or just City Of Dodd

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

Texas Chainsaw Mascherano

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

Driller Killen

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

Fraindead

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

Djourou Really Want To Hurt Me?

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

The Cluj

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

Samways Here We Come

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

Emerson, Lake & Palmeiras

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

Do-do-do, Come On And Do The CONCACAF

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

The Makelele Orchestra of Great Britain

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

The Last Huth on the Left

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

Crouchie Tiger Hidden Dragan Mladenovic

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

Sleeping with McMenemy

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

^^^lol

The Beckford Club

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

Hocus Prokas

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

John Still Knows What You Did Last Summer

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

Quinn Of The Niall

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

Citizen Kanu

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

Romancing Steve Stone

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

Riquelme For A Dream

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

That Obscure Object Of De Zeeuw

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

Molenaar Can Say

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

Million Dollar Babel

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

The Deer Huntelaar

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

Analyse Twiss

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

No Holds Bardsley

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

The Grapes of McGrath

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

Cattermole Hot Tin Huth

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

Gone with the Windass

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

photoshopped movie posters needed for many of these

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

Breakfast of Chapuisat

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

A Streetcar Named Désiré Job

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

Panucci Oh!

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

^ beaut

The Madness of Finidi George

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

(the 'beaut' was an xp, btw)

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

Marconi Plays The Muamba

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

Meddlin' McCann

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

A Ribery Runs Through It

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

Geordie Reuser

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

Laštůvka Mohicans

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

Practical Magic Of The Cup

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

Bird On The Mkandawire

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

Buckley Dunne Gunn

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

The Curious Case of Christopher Sutton

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

Give My Digards To Broadway

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

Eric Djemba Djemba What A Womble Womble Womble You Are

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 76 for "jarosik park". (0.39 seconds)

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

Martha and the van der Laans

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

Ronald Ronald Ronald Koeman Ain't Slept In Weeks
De Boer of Babylon
Put Johan Cruyff Up For Detroit
"Ravishing" Rick Ruud Krol
de Jong Arm Of The Law
Somewhere Overmars The Rainbow
Edgar's David and Goliath: Poe Recreates Bible Stories Pt. 43
The Violent Femmes' 'Glenn Helder In My Arms'

ok, i was only trying to look up which club kuyt went to liverpool from, i really should stop.

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

You've Lost That Terry Phelan

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

^^^

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

used rummeniggaz tonight, thanks guys :-)
worth it for the trouble the host had with pronouncing it properly alone. even though the majority of the contenders were too young to fully appreciate the name...

― willem, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

Schalke 0898 50 50 50

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 20 April 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

Except of course it was 0891 50 50 50. Pants.

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 20 April 2009 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

at home he feels like a blomqvist

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 20 April 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

Zaki In The Graveyard

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 20 April 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

Coffee's For Klose

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

N'gog Jerome Weah

in retrospect, i'd like to prefix this with "Youga", and add the subtitle "Levine Euell: Izzet the Wright Frings Dudu"

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

Leighton The Line

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:12 (seventeen years ago)

my housemates teams was called wings and fries albion but they got kicked out of powerleague for not paying their match fees so are looking for a pseud to come back under

― straightola, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

kebab and chips rovers?

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

cheapskates united

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

bounced czech republic

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

debitcard berbafraud

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

Coffee's For Klose

i lol'd

― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

Bread of Hangeland

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

Feed Me Now And Overmars

― Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Mexès midnight runners.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Sunday, 10 May 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

Love Mido

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:43 (seventeen years ago)

Rohan Rickroll'd

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)

Momo Sissoko, Down In Acapulco.

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

A Game of Two Alves

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 12:26 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amaury Bischoff

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)

Aliadiere Tonight

― Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

You've Lost That Løvenkrands Feeling

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

Bed, Bath & Behrami

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:54 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Nigel Hipsterburn

― DJ MARTIAN IS A KING AMONG MEN. Dan Perry, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

thread returns with bang

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

chris kamara's infinite playlist

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 26 June 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

lol you could also have iffy onuora's infinite playlist

― the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

Diego Tristán und Isolde.

― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Monday, 29 June 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

Trabzonspor: Robots In Disguise
New Paths To Helsingborgs Part One
Alternate Route To Holker Street

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 5 July 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

nicked de boer of babylon for FFL purposes.

it's open again, btw

― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)

Trabzonspor: Robots In Disguise

irl lol

― My Slow Descent into Assholism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:37 (sixteen years ago)

Diouf of Today

― Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 12:13 (sixteen years ago)

harsh dioufs

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

Bramble Is More Goth Than You

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

Michael McIndoe's Comedy Roadshow

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 13:47 (sixteen years ago)

Police Academy 4 Citizens On Patrol 0
B.L.U. Leigh R.M.I.

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Saturday, 11 July 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)

B.L.U. Leigh R.M.I.

WBS should receive the opposite of suggest bans, whatever they are

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

The slings and arrows of Marc-Antoine Fortune

― don't even buy a fuckin hat (onimo), Saturday, 11 July 2009 10:10 (sixteen years ago)

Two Pontus Kaamarks And A Packet Of Crisps

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Sunday, 12 July 2009 09:37 (sixteen years ago)

Pegguy Suicide

― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

Jim Arphexad

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

Schillachi vs. Dragon Ninja

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

HIP-HOP SPECIAL:

LL Hadji Diouf
Snoop Doggy Freedman
Kool Moe Deepdale
Kevin Princess Superstar
Djourou The Damaja

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

Djourou The Damaja

^^^^wow.

― Jagger's Edge - 'Where The Poppage At' (ft. Nelly) (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

Jon Obie Trice

― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

Jason Dozzell Rascal

― problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

Sway Houghton

― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

Mark de Plies

― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

El Hadj Proof

― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

Delph Tha Funkee Homosapien

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

Chali 2Nil

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

Aesop Roque Junior

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

Brother Ally McCoist

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

Van der Sar & The Roy Makaay

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

Alan Wiley

― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

Is it true that Vordul got sonned by a wite kid after an SPL beef

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

Sbragia Lazer

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

voroninja tunes

― problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

Kevin Blackwellicious

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

Dan Le Saux vs Scroobius Pippo Inzaghi

― ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

Wichita Assistant Referee

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

Vast Ayr United
Disposable Heroes of Hibernian

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

Gone with the Windass

― ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

Took Bodø/Glimt To Ideal Home Show

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

Carl Zeiss Jentina

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

Grasshopper Slick Rick

(I'm at work for another 40 minutes, just so you know)

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

Ne-YoMansy Kamara

― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

Cryan Supa Crew

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

Ralf Little Boots

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

Balaban Zoo

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

Harald "Tony, Toni, Toné" Schumacher

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

Fahrenheit 4-5-1

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

Handbags and Borussia Monchengladrags

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

Sizzla Krakow

― Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

Gannon Des Sources
Holidays Ingesson

― It's Not Fair And I Think You're Robbie Keane (William Bloody Swygart), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Lighten up, I Was Guus Hiddink

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:15 (3 months ago) Bookmark

^^^gold btw.

― fruity gonzalo (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I Don't Want Your Friedel

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 30 August 2009 13:03 (sixteen years ago)

Bower aggressive!

― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 30 August 2009 13:05 (sixteen years ago)

Crash Bang Wallop Darren Pitcher

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

Zizou, joy of man's desiring.

― BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Sunday, 6 September 2009 10:31 (sixteen years ago)

vg+

― anatol_merklich, Sunday, 6 September 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

International Cuellar's Anthem

― MPx4A, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:49 (sixteen years ago)

I'd forgotten about this wonderful thread

― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

You bastards.

Mirror Signal Malouda

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

I'm stealing something off here for our team next week. We went with some Star Trek reference at Morbius' suggestion, which was fine and got a laugh and the bartender turned out to be a ST nerd so that worked out.

― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

History Maynor Figueroa

― MPx4A, Saturday, 12 December 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Three Days of Odonkor

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

Why Do You Come Here? And Why-a-hy-a-hy-a-hy, Why Do You Hangeland?

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 08:36 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Moussi In The Sky With Diamonds

― MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

ballack rob
fat jo
pat nevin the dude
football & mjg

... ok i'm rubbish at this.

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

last two pretty lol tbh

― There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

Muzzy Izzet Wicked Not To Care?

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

our pub quiz team name last night:

kathryn bigelow male gigolo

― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 March 2010 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

Kitchens of Distin

― MPx4A, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

Van der Gouw Generator

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:05 (sixteen years ago)

ariel ortega's honved grafite

― nakhchivan, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

Worst Witch Town

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 12 March 2010 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

insane clown possebon
vladimir juggalović
etc

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

How Grun Is Now
Raspberry Gerets
Please Mr Postiga
Diamanda Galatasaray

― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

I cannot tell which of these names are designed to be good.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

viollet hansen geisha

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:31 (sixteen years ago)

Glamrock Rovers

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:52 (sixteen years ago)

What a Riggott know?
These pink boots were made for walkin'
Hatem Ben Affleck and Lisandro Lopez in Gigli!

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:50 (sixteen years ago)

Borussia Munchhausen

― Michael B, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:52 (sixteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Maloney Loves Chaouchi

― Sammo Hung Parliament (MPx4A), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

Maloney? Never heard of him.

― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 09:34 (sixteen years ago)

I Know Someone Who Knows Someone Who Knows Mike Magee Quite Well

― Meowsy McDermott, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:06 (sixteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Climate of Gunter

― MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Lobster Altidore
Wes Craven's New Den

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

Dude, Where's My Answer?

― serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)

Dude, where's maxine carr?

― voodoo sailor (ken c), Monday, 28 June 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

Goal-line britz

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

john terry: cunt

― voodoo sailor (ken c), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

Cha Du-Ri and the Blockheads

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

Athletic Bilbo

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

daphne & celestine babayaro

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 1 July 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

friend has named his ff team Pathetico Madrid and i thought it was good enough to post here.

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

murtysomething

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

Kitsoné

― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

Mancienne's Only Love Song

― acoleuthic, Saturday, 2 October 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

quiz team aguilera.

― The referee was perfect (Chris), Saturday, 2 October 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Velvet Underground & Zico

― Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)

Shakhtar Donetsk 9/11

― Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 10:13 (fifteen years ago)

You Will Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Partick

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 25 October 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Distin Ain't Big Enough for The Both of Us

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

Camacho Hour

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

Thank God It's Not Chris Morris

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

Don't Leave Me Alone With Herman Hreidarsson

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

Something for the Girl With Etherington

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

Yes Etherington

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

Without Using Hans-Jörg Butt

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

Don't Shoot Mido

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

There's No Such Thing as Dalian Atkinson

― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

Gamst In My Pants

― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://polizeros.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/suicide.gif

― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

Gamst In My Pants = :)

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 09:23 (fifteen years ago)

Never Turn Your Back On Motherwell

― Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

(There must be something that could be done with Plymouth =) Number One in Devon

― Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

When Hasan Met Salihamidzic

― Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

Balotelli Addicts

― Costco Chapel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

Natalie Portman's Poop (sadly, this one isn't even hypothetical)

― O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Death Stalks John Halls

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 28 February 2011 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

Colin Todd Future Wolves Gang

― oppet, Monday, 28 February 2011 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

chronicles of hiddink

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

Heerenveen Again (On My Own)

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

A+

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zyT7Q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zyT7Q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zyT7Q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zyT7Q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zyT7Q.jpg

― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Steve and the Family Stone

― ^^^ this (onimo), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

Krul and the Gang.

― Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

Saved By The Fellaini.

― Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

About Eboué

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

Kompany Flow

― pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

Hennessey and Brede

― pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

Escape From Alcaraz

― pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

Fitz Of Fitz Hall

― pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

LuKakuta

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

The Shawcross Redemption

― Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

ahem

― neuchâtel xanax (cozen), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

Kanu Dig It?

― Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 09:55 (fourteen years ago)

Theory of Darren Deadman

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 8 September 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Friedelivery

― Chris, Monday, 26 September 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Fear of Allbäck Planet

― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

dont believe the hyppia

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

needle in de gea

― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:43 (fourteen years ago)

― I Feel So Good I Can't Stand It! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

awesome!

― pandemic, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

pepe don't preach

― pandemic, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

Needle and the Ramage Dunne

― An indie musical aside, disregard if you’re a square (onimo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

Blissett's Pointed Little Head

― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

horse ebanks

― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

bolt-on pun-derers

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

caulker the waghorn and flo it

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 April 2012 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Aston Villas Boas

― Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

aston villa

― nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

should rly remember to check this thread before inadvertently biting a post for a dn :/

― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

jürgen klansman

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

50 Shades of Andy Gray.

― Matt DC, Friday, 17 August 2012 08:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/50SOAndyGray

have you not seen this?!

― r|t|c, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:10 (thirteen years ago)

Well now I can never unsee it, so...

― Matt DC, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:16 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Too Orangey for Kroos

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Graham Alexanderplatz

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 5 October 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

Grampus 8 My Hamster

― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 October 2012 10:24 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

PaRappa Mariappa

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 9 February 2013 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

#EverydaySessegnon

― like ed balls fans know what a gif is (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

ramage to catalonia

― No results found for "churl sweatshirt" (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 18 August 2013 13:02 (twelve years ago)

Never topped my 2006 vintage Kabhi Kuqi, Kabhie Gamst.

― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 August 2013 13:08 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

the flowers of bruno martins indi rock womanhood

― So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:59 (twelve years ago)

Rapp Payback (Victor Moses)

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 6 September 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

the tim flowers of indie rock womanhood

― 2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 14 September 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Ocean Coloccini
Moseley Scholes

― We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

No results found for "Wellfed Brony"

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 6 October 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)

Slow Lloris

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:42 (twelve years ago)

AST, indeed, today was the first time in ages that the lightning reflexes and surprising footspeed weren't on show

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:49 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Reniform Pulis

― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:58 (twelve years ago)

Kilbane and the High Roads
I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Mr Demel

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

El Ahmadi James

― a solid one word retort congealed in the vaginal orifice you call (imago), Monday, 13 January 2014 20:35 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

Einsturzende Ray Houghton

― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 15 March 2014 14:09 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaJAnnipkY

Bjornebye Alive

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 21 March 2014 19:12 (twelve years ago)

Bacuna Mata Ba

― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:43 (twelve years ago)

Slow Lloris

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke

― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (twelve years ago)

Climate of Gunter

― MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:51 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

late rep for this

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 April 2014 16:17 (twelve years ago)

injury-feigning prick

― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Saturday, 5 April 2014 17:01 (twelve years ago)

Baresi Yatsura

― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Saturday, 19 April 2014 08:05 (twelve years ago)

Kačaniklić? Yes You Can

― cajunsunday, Saturday, 19 April 2014 09:00 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

I Wanted Joe Hart

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 11:25 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I Want to Burn Higuain

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

Rhythm of Krul, T

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

Haha, I'm Downing

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

You Never Niemi

― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

brown ideye girls

― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 18 July 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

Life, the Universe and Etherington

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 31 July 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

I'm Not George Friend, Buddy

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

Rhythm of Krul, T

de jong vorm huntelaar vlaar bods

― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)

thank you fellaini me be moyes elf agin

― john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:17 (eleven years ago)

bit too last year that

― john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:19 (eleven years ago)

Quiz Akabusi

― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)

not even a footballer ffs

― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:33 (eleven years ago)

sportsman tho but

― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:13 (eleven years ago)

gooners never say die

― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)

Vlaar! What Is It Good For?

― Matt DC, Friday, 15 August 2014 08:54 (eleven years ago)

Ditched 'lovren an elevator' in favour of 'FKA migs' for my team this season.

― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:10 (eleven years ago)

This has been a nightmare transfer window for fresh puns.

― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:59 (eleven years ago)

I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc
― ailsa

stolen for my FF team this year

― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:12 (eleven years ago)

jo inge berget rien

― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:16 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Thudd Meridian

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

notts county for old men

― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

I Don't Mind Holding Hands, But Not In Front Of Kompany

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

Badstubers on Yahoo Chess

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 6 December 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Mammary Sideboob

― nakhchivan, Sunday, 25 January 2015 01:59 (eleven years ago)

Lukaku's Talking

― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:21 (eleven years ago)

Torsten Frings I Hate About You

― there can be only (onimo), Monday, 2 February 2015 00:58 (eleven years ago)

Return of Chamakh

― paolo, Monday, 2 February 2015 09:46 (eleven years ago)

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:34 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Winner

― paolo, Monday, 2 February 2015 09:47 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

The Phil of The Neville Twins

― cgi bubka (NickB), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 09:53 (eleven years ago)

Vocal Frei

― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:26 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

A Wenger's Age of Nultron

― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:38 (eleven years ago)

^ needs work

― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:39 (eleven years ago)

Mark David Champ Man

― mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:50 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

We're Cool, Juergen Sommer

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 23:42 (ten years ago)

Qarabag of Love

― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:33 (ten years ago)

eder, fuckface

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:54 (ten years ago)

Memphis John O'Shea

― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)

Midtjylland Stars

(based on BT Sport's pronunciation)

― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)

Xhaka Can

― pandemic, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:48 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

Edelman, Luck, and Plummer

― frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)

Bolasie Come Home

― Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:53 (ten years ago)

I have been rolling with Insane Clown Pochettino this season so kinda mortified to see Nakh's more elegant if more obscure version upthread.

― Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

Onomah of the State.

― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:49 (ten years ago)

Rican Havoc

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:56 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

Kantés To The Side.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)

Bumping for the Euros.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

In Sane In De Bruyne

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 11:25 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

koeman feel the moyes

― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 23 October 2017 14:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 00:05 (eight years ago)

nine months pass...

Slow Lloris

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke

― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just remembered this and googled and apparently no-one else in the world has made this joke despite it literally happening in a world cup final

― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 August 2018 14:12 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

open call for fantasy football team names for the 2022/23 season

or, please give me ideas I can steal for office FF league

― salsa shark, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:47 (three years ago)

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