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How turn computer monitor into mirror?

The all-time classic How is babby formed, now with Flash dramitisation.

Make that "dramatisation", English fans.

i prefer dramatization.

Me too, but I would be scorned by my countrymen.

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imo

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My 2 year old still doesn't sleep through the night, I've tried letting her cry it out, no luck.
We've tried letting her cry it out, one night for over an hour, I can't handle this. I NEED HELP PLEASE!!!

To help toddler/babies sleep through the night you must hang a raw egg in a baby sock and nail above their bed high enough to where they can't reach it as they grow. It sounds crazy but it works! Why, I don't know but it has worked for everyone that has tried it.
posted 3/19/2008 by Slamamama

"Can't sleep.... egg'll eat me... can't sleep..."

Well, sunny? Are you going to hang raw eggs over Beeps?

bahahahhahaha

egg energy

"as they grow" is worrying

1. Rotten egg hangs over them until they have completed growing (14+ years?)
2. Babby grows during the night?

i love you yahoo! answers

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"What are some disturbing books?
I have to read three novels for my senior year portfolio, and I am really wanting to find some disturbing books. I enjoy Clive Barker, but I want someone new. I really like the way he described things, like how the protagonist would bathe in the blood of infants and what not."

and what not

That's the bit that make it for me.

Hi My father very root with me what can I do?

It is my favorate part of women body which i like too much any mad say i dont like it. as there is many benifits of boobs such as
it is available in attractive pack
it is loved by children and adult both
one boob is free with one

polling

one boob is free with one - winner

there is many benifits of boobs such as

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Money ps3 problem with my dad?

Hi! I have been saving for a 80GB ps3 for about a year by helping out my mom and dad working around the house, and my grandma gave me some communion money (she owed 5 years ago =D) so I had an extra 200$ so my dad was looking downstairs on his dell in the office and found a great deal on NewEgg! He wanted me to get a 160 GB instead of a 80 GB so I thought..OK! (I had something to brag to my friends) so when we were relaxing on my deck after dinner (Mom, Dad, and me) I started talking about my dad about the Ps3. Before we made a deal to make half. My dad said no but my mom said. Yes Tom, I remember. Then he was like ffeeww....allright. Since my mom wakes up at 4 in the morning to go to work when she came at 3 she went to go take a nap....my dad came at 6-5 and found a great deal at Newegg (did I already say this?) So i came with my wallet we were each supposed to pay about 270, when i gave it to him I said he owes me eight dollars. He said keep quiet I buy you new tennis racket! ( It was on sale for 20$ =/ ...) So my dad said the 50 dolllars you gonna get from grandma you have to give to me allright! and since were both supposed to pay about 250 im suddenly paying over 300$? My dad is cheap but I thought I could get a second game other then the Drakes Fortune! My dad is acting a little cheap. It's not because of the "economy" can someone help? He was like sneaky he made me pay extra when my mom was taking a nap (upstairs)

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Dude's got a point tho

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i find this to feel good

"Business and Finance"

omg

XD

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sperm get nauseous.

shake his keyboard maybe

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loves u a lot do everything for u but (sorry) no penice is heartbreaking

plain and simple. (xpost)

omg @ all of those

but (sorry)

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I could add the first answer technically

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuISbZLQR7KDarYxmGhYLwcjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090920061527AANK5lf

Stupid broken URLs.

chop them

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yo dawg i herd you like babies so i put a baby in your baby

x-post OK WUT?!

it was on the news this mroing, a mother in ar

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,555062,00.html

kinda lol mostly freezing blast of despair propelling this rock thru the galactic void

x-post Yeah, that's not v common but can happen. It happened in England and one father was white and the other black so the Mom wound up carrying "twins" that were different races!

But pretty sure baby can never get pregnant in utero. Might have to research that one though ;-)

it was on the news this mroing, a mother in ar

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, September 24, 2009 6:57 PM

LOL

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080214064051AAsNsOi

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"flabby skin flabby breast! LOL."

That is a rad picture.

Yahoo Answers just saved me a few days ago, coincidentally. I was helping my daughter with her third-grade math homework, when I came across this problem:

What is a two-digit number where the sum of the digits is 39, and the difference between the digits is 14?

I stared at this for, oh, 2 minutes. Then it dawned on me: This is . . . algebra? So I checked on Yahoo Answers and, sure enough, it was algebra. They helped guide me through the question.

So kudos to Yahoo Answers, and o_O to algebra for third-graders.

12.5 and 26.5? i have no idea how you would do that as algebra.

What? I don't get it. How can one two digit number have the sum of its digits equal 39? And how can the difference between the two digits in a two digit number be 14? The most you can achieve is nine, right, with 90?

I screwed it up. The number isn't 14; it's 11. Here's how it's done:

• Step One

• Step Two

• Step Three

Simple, right?

Damn formatting. Step One should read:

X + Y = 39

X - Y = 11

oh duh im thinking what two numbers total 39 but are 14 apart

okay im with bamcquern on this one

Yeah, the sum of the digits of 11 is 2, and the difference of the digits is 0.

two 2 digit numbers?

Oh, you adjusted the problem. I still don't get it as it's worded.

xpost maybe it's to do with that

Two two digit numbers with eleven the difference between them that add up to thirty-nine. Which I would probably just guess at until I got it right.

haha. me too. equation makes sense tho

I was tearing my hair out over it, trust me. Apparently the whole exercise was for the kids to "guess," and not actually do algebra (no way a third-grader should be doing algebra, unless he or she is a prodigy). But when the entire class missed that question on the test, the teacher (gently) demanded to know why everyone got it wrong. I wonder if the teachers in this school are under some special pressures this year. Third grade is much more intense than second grade, I can say that.

shouldn't it read: "What are 2 two-digit numbers where the sum of the numbers is 39, and the difference between the numbers is 11? Answer: 25 and 14

Third grade has always been more intense than second grade. You learn multiplication, for one thing!

Can't locate the Yahoo page, but here's a ublurtitout page (?), which states the question -- and gives the formula to answer it -- more straightforwardly than I did.

Yeah. My head is fried/overtired. Here's the proper way to state the question: "Two Numbers Have A Sum Of 39. Their Difference Is 11. What Are The Two Numbers?" Equasion's right, tho.

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Annoying, fallacious concept. Basically the same as David Letterman or Jay Leno man-on-the-street tests to prove everyone in the universe is retarded.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090608135529AA9tO5f&cp=2

Oh man I knew this wld end up here. Lolololol

it has been deleted, what was it?

A guy had stalked and taken photos of a girl he was lusting after, and used them to create a 3D computer model of her, which he put into animations having sex with a 3D model of himself. Then they started going out, and then a few months later she found the videos.

Girlfriend found weird vids I made?

Before going out with my girlfriend I was kind of obsessed with her. I took pictures I had of her and scanned them into a japanese program that creates a 3d model of her which you can then ummmm... have your way with. Ahem.

I made about 50 different videos with this software, most of them were of her making love and performing oral sex on a 3d model of myself, and sometimes multiple versions of me. Others involved machines....you get the idea.

I eventually worked up the courage to talk to her and we ended up hitting it off and are now a couple, the problem is that she used my computer and ended up finding the vids even though they were buried inside multiple folders. Of course she was pretty freaked out, especially since the titles of the vids were needlessly crude on my part. She said she had to leave and needs some time alone.
If the program had options for making cuddling on the couch and walking through a park while holding hands videos there would have been far more of those, I hope she doesnt think that I view her as some kind of sexual object because I truly do love her

How can I smooth this over with her?

Others involved machines....you get the idea.
Others involved machines....you get the idea.
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Others involved machines....you get the idea.
Others involved machines....you get the idea.
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Others involved machines....you get the idea.
Others involved machines....you get the idea.
Others involved machines....you get the idea.

What was the best answer?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

Pull your **** out and bounce it off of her forehead.

Source(s):
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Back to babies

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what was that last one? it seems all the truly funny ones get deleted quickly

just paste the link into google and you'll find the cache of it:

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The best answers is awesome!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091019184728AAGW9a2

so he held me down while my brother tied me up then on top of that they set me in a chair and let our foreighn exchange tabby se me all i was in is breifs (tighty whities) and a tank top

They have foreign exchange for cats these days?!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArBXSjdcabs.L9sXaY0kRe_ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090217025050AAfP5bw

My question got pretty decent answers.

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That's not funny anymore, but kinda dangerous.

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will somebody please answer this guy's question - it's important

You fing it with your fingers.

that's what I fing, too, but I wasn't sure

this is somefing only an expert could finger out.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100301172342AAkKr6W

wonder how long Deanne spent on that answer

Please someone log in as Tuomas and suggest "Look! We're Dogging!"

Get a Grip (if the dog's name is Grip)

It's Hey! We're Dogging! How soon you forget...

A dogs life.

The life of my dog.

Its a dogs life.

DOG!

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http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071021113419AAYCo66

Someone found the song! (Darude/Sandstorm, btw)

It's amazing two people actually suggested the right song based on that description. Though it's probably because "Sandstorm" and "Axel F" are the only popular "techno" tunes they know.

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What's the resolution?

http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090217013152AAELGTA

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well most people want just the opposite and any kind of neglect would get you arrested nebraska wont take them so about the only alternative you really have would let them live with relatives or to just cps and give them your point of view but this is really not a very good subject but maybe you could get a relative to wtch them for a while

"well most people want just the opposite"

Most people don't want the state to take away this guy's children? Or most people don't want the state to take away their children?

Very confusing answer.

Why's he asking Canada anyway?

this is really not a very good subject

greg g should've posted that question to ilx

he should man up and just drown them.

ffs

jesus you're a dick, what if they are strong swimmers?

if he can't take a 14 year old, i don't know what to say.

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Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

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Only if the baby is female. But you have to be careful about the time that the impregnantation of your baby occurs, because if your baby gets pregnant during first three months you are pregnant then the baby of your baby will be born before your baby, because there is so called "double-womb effect", and this can get complicated, but according to some researches if you get your baby pregnant during the 21.week, your baby will have its baby during the one hour after your baby is born, and this is a wonderful experience

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What was the first invention ever made?
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The first invention ever made was a golf ball and a piano. These were made in the 1400's.

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What song has the beginning sounding with dum dum dum da da dum dum dum, repeated about 2 times...?
then it breaks off into a sympthony+ choir, it sounds like it's a soundtrack for a movie, and at the end of the song, it goes back into the dum dum dum da da dum dum dum...? any help will be greatly appreciated.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101229201355AAeI0jF

the title of this thread is perfect

not yahoo answers, but http://www.mahalo.com/answers/hey-how-are-doing

Why does Mesut Ozil look so scary?
i dont know whats wrong with his face but i think he looks very scary!!!

Is it just me, or....?

* 10 months ago

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cici101

How do u spell a female singer's name that is pronounced "Sharday"?
I cant remember what she sings, but her name is spelled different than it sounds.

5 years ago

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Well, maybe it happened while they were dining out..

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_200_degrees_to_gas_mark

ok, who's the wise guy

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110923084038AAB1P9u

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090405082232AApJguY

http://nextround.net/2009/06/the-20-most-inappropriately-hilarious-yahoo-answers-questions

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I forgot to show you guys this one
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calling J0rdan S to teh dance floor

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Great Tumblr. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dfjx7I7h1qmia5no1_1280.png

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"Why can't atheist jump on that train?"

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my breadt are sore

i was googling something and for whatever reason i found myself on a yahoo answers page with somebody asking about a calculus problem. it was an easy problem so i started banging out an answer and then ended up writing a couple paragraphs on how to do it. and then i answered five or six other calculus questions for the hell of it.

my question is: why bother? it was kind of fun, but i started thinking about how i could probably do this for fun instead of ilx'ing, but is there any motivation to doing this? there is no real reward for answering questions on yahoo answers beyond just accumulating badges?

Here's your answer:

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100613130710AAkZ6jY

thanks "lando"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090531164150AAT9oRD

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i sort of love sort of despair at purposefully irrelevant yahoo answers

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ok now said answer doesn't show w/e

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haha

nakchavian, I don't know if you're referring to this one

The only Chino I have heard of is a town in California and it holds the Men's prison.

but even if not, it's pretty noteworthy.

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mrs. salacious crumb!

My mom was young and pregnant with me. She named me after her favorite number and favorite color. Its on my dang birth certicate. I grew up thinkin it was ok until I got into school. Then the other kids called me Zero instead of my real number name. I wish I could change it to something normal.
In my first grade I remember there was me, a boy named God, two boys named Jesus, a boy named Budda, a girl named Skyrainbow and girl whose real name was Oreo and a girl named Princess Precious. Then there were a few kids with normal names. It was a freaky class that was multiracial and multicultural. When I moved to a new home and a new middle class neighborhood I noticed there were not as freaky a names here even though it borders a really bad area and there are blacks and whites and Mexicans in this area.
I still think my name is the worst of the lot and I am white with blondish brown hair and hazel eyes. I am not black but my name sucks.
By the way, one of best school friends is black and his name is Jeremy. Stop stereotyping. Jeremy is a normal name. Mine is not! Jeremy has a normal mom and dad and I don't.
Stop picking on black people and poor people.

dying at "I am not black but my name sucks"

Resolved Question

Who named the countries of Turkey, Chile, and Hungary?
They must have BEEN hungry.

cold logic there

now i'm craving some MAGYARORSZÁG

Resolved Question: does eating dirt really make you poop?

i saw my older brother eating dirt and he told me was doing it because it helped him poop but i think one of his friends was paying him to do it

Asked by the spanker 6 years ago Report Abuse
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he said it helped him though cuz he was constipated...

obviously i knew everything makes you poop

but i think he was jokin because he should just take exlax if he cant poop not eat dirt

he bought it from the store too :rolleyes" the kind you pore in a kids sandbox so yeah he def ate poop either way cuz a kids sand box is usually full of poop

but i think he made a bet with a friend thats why he was doin it cuz four of his friends were there watchin and laughing and slappin high fives

Eggs Chirping In Water! Wierd!!! HELP!!!?

Okay, so I get ready to boil eggs. I put the water in the pot, got 4 eggs, and then set the pot on the stove. [Then I come up here an ask how long it takes to boil them lol] Well anyway. I set the eggs in the stove, start up the stove, even though no fire came out yet. Turn it off tried again same thing. [It works it just takes a little while] then I hear something and think it's the stove. But it sounds like chichichi continuously in a very high pitched manner. My mom buys eggs from the grocery store so Idk if its a chick. HELP! What if I boil it anyway? BTW I FISHED THEM OUT OF THE WATER LOL.

4 years ago

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Bubbles come up too so..are there chicks in there breathing or...?
4 years ago

the bubbles come up even when the water isn't boiling.
4 years ago

No they still chiiiiiiiii.
4 years ago

I just put them under a warm light with a cloth.
4 years ago

THAT'S CRUEL! I'm not going to eat them:O
4 years ago

chicks man

Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire?

I guessed.

I was right.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110515223919AAbhCHM

shutting down for good in may

https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/5/22368488/yahoo-answers-shutdown-may-4-internet-era-over-rip

quick! somebody print it all out!

Submissions welcomed:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/apr/13/tell-us-about-the-best-yahoo-answers-posts-you-have-seen

I liked how John Oliver's show highlighted the infamous "how is babby formed?" question during their "tribute".