TS: Angelina vs. Jen

no

yes

but good try!

lol. heresy, i guess, but jennifer a. is hotter.

jen because she doesn't take herself so goddamn seriously and my moms have been crushing on angie since i was like 12

get them dyking while my russian wing makes a snuff film of brad pitt and john mayer

there is no good way to combine max and cankles

maxkles?
canxles?

no

THAT WASNT CANKLES IT WAS LURIQUA

cmon dude

anyway JEN so easy

whew i was depending on you jordan

jen because she doesn't take herself so goddamn seriously

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 1, 2009 8:55 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is otm - jen and vince vaughn = my favorite celeb couple of the decade

Angelina no question. Sure J seems less uptight etc. but she's annoying looking.

^ exactly what i was thinking

i don't care for either though tbh

Yeah, same here really.

Ugh I will never be on the side of that homewrecker. Also, Jen has not inspired any pycho, unfit, copycat Octomoms.

jen's terrible movie choices are easier to stomach than angie's terrible movie choices. and jen usually rises above bad material (although she was one of the worst things about friends).

Angelina no question. Sure J seems less uptight etc. but she's annoying looking.

How is Angelina not annoying-looking? She's one of the most annoying-looking people in the world!

she's annoying looking but i still want to see her in changeling rocking a cool cloche hat and pea coat.

but padma lakshmi does the angelina look so much better than angelina does. (and fwiw, i think octomom is pretty.)

kind of hate them both but angie, just.

jen's terrible movie choices are easier to stomach than angie's terrible movie choices. and jen usually rises above bad material (although she was one of the worst things about friends).

i have the opposite reaction - would rather sit through jolie's shitty action films than jen's shitty romcoms. and i like jen on friends.

i don't really understand how angelina stumbled onto this rep as a *serious actress* when her biggest movies have been tomb raider and mr & mrs smith and her only arty credit is like "Gia"

Someone text them for me as i lost their numbers and get them to pitch themselves to me as i know they'll both be wanting my vote for this.

jennifer aniston is like the most boring, plain-looking (in a bad way) celebrity I can think of. Angie OBVIOUSLY.

jen and vince vaughn = my favorite celeb couple of the decade

― cr?m of the crop (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 2, 2009 3:00 AM (6 hours ago)

o_O

Angelina. Jen is sexless.

Yeah that's a good way to describe her. Also, she was in that terribly unfunny sitcom Friends.

friends is lol f u

omg so obviously angelina

Are we at the point now where people can talk about "that terribly unfunny sitcom Friends" in the same way people talk about "that terribly overrated band The Beatles"?

Felicity OTM. Strikes me that Angelina (who was at one stage genuinely gorgeous) can't be interested in a man unless he's already with someone else, so half the attraction is about starting an inappropriate competition with other women ie. over a man. That and the 'you're beautiful, WAI BOTOX?' thing bespeak a certain kind of insecure most of us learned to diffuse by young adulthood.

long time since an-jol has been hot imho. and she is not great at the acting.

they're both really boring these days, especially when it comes to fashion, but jolie was at least once hot and interesting before she decided to be santa angelina, whereas aniston was always boring even when she was good at stuff.

Angelina has always been boring in fashion terms. Tahari? St John? Is she...50 or something?

also: wear a colour! any colour! just NOT BLACK AGAIN

it's a pity cuz her oscars outfit pairing the black dress and those amazing emerald earrings could've been really striking but all you could think was "SHE'S WEARING BLACK AGAIN, NOOOO"

though having said that...can anyone even remember what jen wore. or if she was there. or anything about her.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/841409~Sky-Captain-and-the-World-of-Tomorrow-Angelina-Jolie-Advance-Posters.jpg

^would vote Angelina just for being in this ace mess tbh.

also: wear a colour! any colour! just NOT BLACK AGAIN

http://www.allmoviesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/angelina_jolie_yellow.jpg

not recent but not bad

when angelina was the right weight she was in a league of her own gorgeousness, but that was at least five years ago. Jen still too thin, but wears it better.

Angelina's lips always remind me of Stephen Chow's in Kung Fu Hustle.

Angelina no question. Sure J seems less uptight etc. but she's annoying looking.

How is Angelina not annoying-looking? She's one of the most annoying-looking people in the world!

Huh, I don't see that. I think she's gorgeous. Jen on the other hand has a weird annoying pointy chin and other plain features I just don't find her attractive. Angie could do with more smiling and less black though, it's true.

Hey Hoos, don't knock Gia. ;-)

I mean woah:

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii273/huanlingyao/girlspic/Angelina_Jolie_001.jpg

Airbrushing: a girl's best friend....

Well yeah of course but still she's amazingly beautiful.

she looks kind of gay there tbh

It was one of the first pics that came up!! Plus her boobs looked pretty fantastic. You get my point though.

get them dyking while my russian wing makes a snuff film of brad pitt and john mayer

― homie bhabha (max), Sunday, March 1, 2009 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there is no good way to combine max and cankles

maxkles?
canxles?

no

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 1, 2009 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i WISH i came up with something that good

angelina btw... jen was hot as hell in her prime but now she's just plain as hell

let's face it: brad could do better than either.

:D

jen because she doesn't take herself so goddamn seriously

are you on crack? you obv don't read the gossip sites. she's self-obsessed to the extreme.

ppl who vote Jen are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

^^ real talk

http://blog.omio.com/wp-content/hackers.jpg

this wins life

angelina seems kinda dumb but at least she can fake knowing wtf shes doing in a movie

yall imagine jennifer aniston in some shit like hackers? "what happened? i am confused"

"hey cmon guys! whats going on with all this hacker stuff!" [weird-lookin smile]

search: friends with money, the good girl

brad pitt has shitty taste in women

maybe hes a fudge on the low

he seems like he should be one of those hunky actor dudes all on some shit how hes not just another hunky actor dude so he macks big-eyed indie film amelie lookin chicks instead of these types of broads

shit is suspect.gif

lol like everyone here isn't completely fronting on the smashability of both of these women (ie ws both)

The Good Girl > The Good Shepherd

(+ Office Space, the only 3 films I've seen either of these ordinary-lookin' bimbos in)

iron giant

xp im not fronting on hackers i would d-stroy that but now she looks like plasticky alien grandma

would definitely kick it with jen

i'm trying to imagine jen playing marianne pearl lol, angelina was silly enough
http://blackcynic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/0angelina.jpg

he seems like he should be one of those hunky actor dudes all on some shit how hes not just another hunky actor dude so he macks big-eyed indie film amelie lookin chicks instead of these types of broads

shit is suspect.gif

lol i think you're overthinking this. also i feel like he's dated a lot of different "types"--gwyneth paltrow + juliette lewis (wtf!) before jen + angelina.

the phrase "fudge on the low" gets in my head at least once a day, tho.

omg i almost forgot about gwyneth!

also wasn't he rumored to have had a fling w/ mariah carey or did i make that up?

seriously i am fronting a lil in that obv id still f with angelina probly now but jennifer aniston has never done shit for me even when i was like 14 watchin friends cuz none of the chicks wore bras (okay, 17. okay, 25.)

somebody show me what they think is jen lookin good cuz i seriously just blank her face out and her body seems like it's all flanks and shoulderblades

she was pretty in early friends days, i think

also she rocks that scrunched up applegate/zellwegger face where it seems like all her features are trying to huddle together for warmth

http://www.chroniclejournal.com/includes/CP_stories/152/152646.jpg

nah dont get it twittered shes "pretty".... i get that shes not deformed or whatever and i guess i can see how theres some kinda weird lowered expectations girl next door thang going on but up against angelina jolie who looks pretty good still and was on a nother level in the 90s got me *rolling my damn eyes*

nah i saw that at the newstand and probly went from 6 to 9 o clock but honestly her face is a lil too girl version of beastmaster

i think that's pretty hard to argue with but i don't think this poll is about who's hotter?

xpost

oh

thats what everybody was talkin bout when i came to the thread just now

of COURSE this poll is about who's hotter

have heard BP was gay-for-pay as struggling actor; so wd andtwat if the johns removed their dentures

whaaat

are you asking me out on a date?

search: friends with money, the good girl

yeah aniston was surprisingly great in the good girl but...still, just no.

how the hell did we go from angie vs jen to lemonparty.jpg

i just get a good vibe from jen, whereas with angie i feel like she's going to zap me with her super bitch powers

THAT'S WHY ANGELINA IS BETTER!

yall imagine jennifer aniston in some shit like hackers? "what happened? i am confused"

you just improved the movie 50% imo

i know we're using brad pitt wives comparison here but neither of these women are gwyneth

dr morbius - who keeps lemonparty.jpg in his attic dorian gray style - started posting?

do u mean "neither of these women are as insufferable as gwyneth"?

xp

if your jennifer aniston could assume human form, would you fuck him/her?

i think we're all agreed that angelina in the '90s >>>> jen in the '90s, but these days i would go for "plain" over "alien grandma" anyday

btw ws Gwyneth too

esp in "Iron Man", rowr

i love gwyneth a lot more than either of these--i gather that is an unpopular opinion, though

anyway hoos otm, really don't get the respect for a-jol, she's never been in a very good movie or been very good in a movie, seems like some empresses new clothes to me.

xps yeah gwyneth is way worse than either.

no one thinks angelina jolie can act; she was just v v beautiful at one point

I thought she was very good in "Hackers", "Girl, Interrupted", "Tomb Raider" and "Mr & Mrs Smith".

dont really get the gwyneth hate frankly, except that once suzys gay friend wouldnt give her makeup? imo more smashable than both these women right now march 2009

i like Hard Eight but still wtf at Gwyneth playing prostitute. it wasn't bad, just weird.

jennifer aniston justs gets on my goddamn nerves.... angelina almost seems like shes on that bjorkish level of crazy weirdos where you could just be like sure honey whatever but imagining spending 5 minutes in an elevator with jennifer aniston and her weird passive-aggressive quirkiness is making me wanna claw my balls out

yeah, present day gwyneth pwns either. lol brad, i guess.

and yeah shes good in hackers

a lot of Gwyneth hate goes back to her Oscar speech no?

"Aside from perhaps The Net, no film captured the Internet zeitgeist more than Hackers. Let's talk about that." (riotous applause)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/11/james_lipton.jpg

Gwyneth was kind of annoying in Shakespeare

my gweneth hate goes back to some mtv shit i saw in the late 90s where she was hating on rap videos and said "big shaking asses" were "disgusting"

weird passive-aggressive quirkiness

yeah, she kind of seems like she hates herself

well, that Oscar speech and the fact that she won an Oscar for a movie that was fucking wretched

whatever i'm just pretending that never happened re: gwyneth + rap videos bc she is so pretty

it's not gwyneth paltrow's fault that that movie is heinous

but these days Gwyneth has coffee mornings with Jay-Z

i like jen's dash of insecurity, tbh

oh i liked shakespeare in love

http://archive.sensesofcinema.com/images/06/38/royal_tenenbaums4.jpg

it's a little inexplicable i guess but she (xps - gp) is just irritating to me at an immediate level.

i take it i should watch her cooking show. or travel show? or whatever the fuck it is

xps ah that movie is ok, geoffrey rush, come on

have you guys seen that new gwyneth show with mario batali where she goes around tasting food and goes mmmm this is AMAZING

?

haha yeah

geoffrey rush grosses me out on a visceral level

paltrow has always been annoying in any interview i've ever seen/read. she was surprisingly good on snl way back tho, didn't seem like she'd have a sense of humor

gwyn has um blossomed since being out of the limelight, whereas an-jol has not fared well as famous-actress-in-terrible-films.

sad air of desperation from jen imo :/

nah, people who hate on actresses who get weepy when they win an oscar are losers. it's the macrobiotic fussiness about her.

many xps to blueski, re gwyneth hate.

angelina almost seems like shes on that bjorkish level of crazy weirdos where you could just be like sure honey whatever

she used to be. now she's just santa angelina saving the orphans of the world blahhh. but both angelina public personae were better 'roles' than most of what she's done in her actual career (though will second her performance in girl interrupted, which uncoincidentally jived most with her public image at the time)

geoffrey rush grosses me out on a visceral level

― horseshoe, Monday, March 2, 2009 11:43 AM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

now this is just bullshit

she was so great on snl!

xposts

he looks like he smells

it's not gwyneth paltrow's fault that that movie is heinous

Yes it is! If she'd displayed an ounce of the charisma she has with RDJ in "Iron Man", it might have been the enjoyable love romp everyone and their grandma was trying to convince us it was instead of a high school play with a big budget.

OH also, GOOP, holy shit - actually that thing might be so obnoxious and unselfaware that it sends gwyneth right back round into the realm of awesomely insane

cmon look at this face
http://65.111.174.78/files/articles/masterp.jpg

have you guys seen that new gwyneth show with mario batali where she goes around tasting food and goes mmmm this is AMAZING

?

― Surmounter, Monday, March 2, 2009 11:42 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i watched it a couple times, it was sort of boring but made me want to go to spain, gwyneth seemed really nice, but you know what, the spanish actress on the trip was a++++

http://www.tvoneblogs.com/thespin/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/masterp2_google.jpg
"i loved you in shine!"

so otm max

to reiterate tho, I like Gwyneth these days, stepping out of the limelight and giving her kids insane stupid names was apparently the way to go for her

Surmounter, can you confirm for me whether brad pitt dated mariah carey???

i warmed to gwen after i saw on like vh1 or some shit that coldplay dude wrote "miss you" for her after her dad died.. they seem like theyre probly decent ppl

wait i mean "fix you"... that coldplay joint

people who hate on actresses who get weepy when they win an oscar are losers

hey you don't see Sean Penn blubbing? wait, he probably did...

ya i imagine them and j&b get together for couples nights and play boggle or whatever, hard to hate on that

she kind of seems like she hates herself

This is what I relate to in JA's performances

i know but it makes me sad

i really encourage everyone to sign up for gwyneth's "goop" mailing list btw. endless po-faced hilarity.

Surmounter, can you confirm for me whether brad pitt dated mariah carey???

― horseshoe, Monday, March 2, 2009 11:47 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i don't think so but the idea of this makes me v happy

ya i imagine them and j&b get together for couples nights and play boggle or whatever, hard to hate on that

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, March 2, 2009 11:49 AM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i know you meant jay & 'yonce but i was imagining gweneth, mr coldplay, boggle, and a 5th of
http://www.thedutchconnexion.nl/images/JB-whiskey.jpg

she kind of seems like she hates herself

This is what I relate to in JA's performances

― Dr Morbius, Monday, March 2, 2009 11:49 AM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

which is why i LOVED friends with money

or at least, her performance in it

of all these people (not including geoffrey rush) i bet gweneth is the most fun drunk

i find it v difficult to relate to self-loathing types :(

oh wait, I also saw Friends with Money. but never "Friends."

woah Brad Pitt dated Robin Givens, mad respect

rich girls are almost always a blast when they get drunk

^^

woah Brad Pitt dated Robin Givens, mad respect

― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Monday, March 2, 2009 11:52 AM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait waht

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_pitt#Personal_life

In the late 1980s and 1990s, Pitt dated several of his co-stars, including Robin Givens (Head of the Class),[119] Jill Schoelen (Cutting Class),[119] Juliette Lewis (Too Young to Die? and Kalifornia), who at sixteen was ten years his junior when they started dating.[120] Pitt had a much-publicized romance and engagement to Seven co-star Gwyneth Paltrow whom he dated from 1995 to 1997.[119]

i think he and robin givens was way before he was famous

xpost wait brad pitt was on head of the class?

if thats true it confirms my initial reaction that this whole thread shouldve been a batting clean-up for brad pitt poll on 77

rich girls are almost always a blast when they get drunk

are you a rich girl?

poor girls put more effort in

nah but i am a blast, drunk or not

awesome

http://j.bdbphotos.com/pictures/W/9/W9R9I2C.jpg

aww

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vad20BngjGg/SUgTXnG_8dI/AAAAAAAAArg/gVsj47LGLnw/s400/Gwyneth+Paltrow+in+Preen.jpg

dang

man she does look great

i thought she was plenty cute in iron man, almost got an anna faris vibe from her

i am v much in favor of gwyneth's all short skirts all the time policy lately

isn't there hollywood legend about tyson chasing a young pitt through backyards back in the day after catching him in flagrante with er indoors?

yeah no, something about that pic is wrong 2 me

i should probably lighten up

Gwyneth Paltrow seething over site

Bang Showbiz | 02/27/2009 3:49 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow has blasted critics of her Web site, claiming they "don't get it."

The "Iron Man" actress insists those who have been negative about Goop.com - which is dedicated to health and "nourishing the inner aspect" - do not understand the site's message.

She said: "I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don't really get it, because if they did, they would like it."

The New York Times newspaper recently called Goop "fatuous and puzzling."

Toronto's The Globe and Mail newspaper queried its name, saying: "Perhaps 'Any Old Load of Rubbish' and 'Learn From Me, Ungrateful Peasant' were both taken."

Paltrow believes much of the negativity she has encountered stems from people being jealous of her success.

She added: "I think that people like people to stay in their 'box' - they like people to stay how they are comfortable seeing them.

i love chicks who age gracefully

ahahahahahaha

how does that blonde from Dawson's Creek look these days?

(not Van Der Beek)

paltrow has always been annoying in any interview i've ever seen/read. [/b]she was surprisingly good on snl way back tho, didn't seem like she'd have a sense of humor[/b]

― velko, Monday, March 2, 2009 10:43 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM. see also: Garth Brooks

i think jen's biggest sin is being boring, but angie is probably that scary kind of crazy that's only fun for about 3 weeks.

xxpost wau @ pic of gwen

michelle williams?

shes cute, not O_O cute, but she seem intersting

clueless argument checklist

[x] you just dont get it - if you got it, you'd like it

[x] people are scared of doing something outside their comfort level

[x] you're just jealous of my success

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/buddytvlatesttvhighlights/library/what-are-they-up-to-Joshua-Jackson.jpg

there ya go, blueski

had hueg crush on Williams after seeing Dick

that's how i like my gwyneth, leggy and claiming everyone who doesn't like her is "just jealous"

when gwyneth wants to do glam blonde (as opposed to indie/waif dirty blonde) i don't think there's anyone to touch her.

OTM. see also: Garth Brooks

― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Monday, March 2, 2009 12:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

garth brooks snl in my top 5 all time esp in who's more grizzled

Jim Greer: [ pause ] Let's go with "War!" The question is: "Grandpa, tell me a story." [ Tate buzzes in ] Tate!

Tate Mitchum: I was separated from our unit, came across a bunch of Germans asleep a field. Bayonetted every last one of them! Didn't find out 'til later the war had been over for a week.

Jim Greer: Very nice, Tate!

Tate Mitchum: When I was your age, I didn't call my seniors by their Christian name!

Jim Greer: Well, I'm sorry, sir.

Tate Mitchum: Keep it, boy, I'll take a strap to ya!

Jim Greer: I wish I could give you points for that grizzled exchange, but I can't.

no one gets me except my mother, Blythe Danner

All pale in comparison to the Heigl-Lohan girlfriend.

gwyneth looks cute there, but are those appliques on her dress or are her hips "padded"? i can't tell.

clueless argument checklist

[x] you just dont get it - if you got it, you'd like it

[x] people are scared of doing something outside their comfort level

[x] you're just jealous of my success

― [.]'s kids (and what), Monday, March 2, 2009 12:02 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not to get all capn save a 'trow but all of these seem defensible, just worded poorly--except "jealous of my success" but they dont even quote her on that, they just claim that she said it!

i think the dress is structured to flare exaggeratedly out at the hips.

i will admit that she seems more into blaming others than blaming herself

btw lol @ [.]'s kids

capn save a 'trow!

she's filled her pockets with hard candy to give to neighborhood children

"you just dont get it - if you got it, you'd like it" is never a defensible argument

unless, of course, your argument is "wau I am so awesome"

gwyn just doesnt get that

whoever wants to blame themselves for something sucking?

tbh i dont want to defend her i just wanted to use "capn save a trow"

that is her perpetual argument. she is not wrong.
xposts

I use that argument all time about Jerry Lewis's '60s films

max that is exactly to get all capn save a 'trow

xps haha yes it was well worth it

Thoughts on Parenting

This week we have a BE that focuses on the question of how to BE with one’s children. There are some familiar voices below, but I have also enlisted the wisdom of two other incredible women, Heidi Butz and Camila Batmanghelidjh. Their responses made me realize that we are all always in the process of evolving, and you do not need to have children to benefit from these ladies’ amazing insights. Simply regard yourself as the child we are asking about, no matter your age, and see what comes up for you.

Camila Batman

"the reason you didn't like my website is because you just don't understand how untouchably fantastic I am; if you realized that, the heavens would open up for you and you'd be a much happier person"

man if she actually said that i would not be able to control the <3 <3 <3/save a 'trow

hey it worked for jesus

but yeah i get the feeling mr journalist was not out to do her any favors

yeah, we need more celebrity answers like that

Batmanghelidjh

i know this is farsi but i always just want to pretend somebody typed batman and then passed out on the keyboard

Or was drunk

you just don't understand how untouchably fantastic I am; if you realized that, the heavens would open up for you and you'd be a much happier person

tom cruise been saying pretty much this forever though?

That's worked out well for him.

I think it works until you hit 40/make an awful movie with Kubrick

would love to see aniston/kubrick collabo

guys, stanley kubrick is dead

xxp

i haven't checked his tax returns for 08 yet, but i think it's probably working out just fine for him tbh

xp and all the bettter for it imo

if gwenny totally missed nickelodeonism of the name "GOOP" then i can't blame her for totally missing the point on everything else

eyes wide shut is a very enjoyable movie filled with humor

haha tom cruise's m.o. in that movie is kind of "what happened? i am confused."

guys, stanley kubrick is dead

like that's gonna stop Hollywood

xp: "Eyes Wide Shut" is actually a gigantic pile of moose balls.

missing tuomas now

moose balls filled with humor

had hueg crush on Williams after seeing Dick

Sadly, the reverse was not true.

these moose balls taste funny

It's a tulip skirt?

FYI my heterosexual yBA friend didn't like it when Gwyneth had her 'person' call to haggle for some super-special goody bag for a party she didn't bother attending, then obviously wanted the bag because she'd seen one after the fact. This is bad party manners, hence the concentrated burst of outrage and the big fat NO that met the request.

LOL Robin Givens went to my college and the legend has it she was booed by the entire student body when her name was called at graduation. I have never heard a kind word about her originating at SLC. Legend also has it that she and Holly Robinson got into an all-screaming, all-punching FITE in the dining hall. Good times!

ws that fite

actual lols, Dan

Dan, the only way Eyes Wide Shut could've been a more incisive film about marriage is if Kidman's character had been obsessed w/ Dirty Dancing.

what?

(maybe there shd be a rolling "actresses HI DERE ws" thread, apparently it would be endless)

I have never gotten the GP hate to be honest. Well ok I sort of used to get it but now I kind of love her and whomever said she does blonde glam right was absolutely correct. Her whole short skirt/ridiculous heels thing works for her in a big way. Also I get Goop and it's totally lol but made me like her even more.

ENBB otm

how does HI DERE feel about Judi Dench?

best GP performance I've seen is still Flesh and Bone.

lol suz thanx for the clarification

judi dench nah but helen mirren

I remember Holly Robinson doing an interview back in the 21 Jump Street days where it seemed like half the interview was about hating Robin Givens.

Still ws Officer Tom Hanson.

LOL Robin Givens went to my college and the legend has it she was booed by the entire student body when her name was called at graduation.

what could she possibly have done to cause that many 21 year olds to care???

Also I get Goop and it's totally lol but made me like her even more.

+1 lol the answer to this qn being "gwenyth paltrow" but there it is

i have just googled holly robinson/robin givens beef and apparently:

Kimberly Alexander, an Atlanta businesswoman, also attended Sarah Lawrence. Unlike Holly Robinson, Alexander never had a cross word with Givens. "But we weren't friends," says Alexander. "Robin didn't have any friends at Sarah Lawrence. She made her presence known, but she rubbed everybody the wrong way. At our graduation, they called her name and she was booed, loud enough to be noticed. I knew she had enough ambition to get what she wanted, and that's not necessarily a bad thing, but I also knew Robin would do it any way she could. She thinks people are expendable, she uses them."

^^^as reported in Sports Illustrated, guys

Jen!

haha yeah lamp i was just thinking that--u can be the girl next door or the freaky goth chick but u will never beat out the preppy wannabe-boho rich girl imo

I want a Holly Robinson/Robin Givens poll now, Jen and Angelina are boring.

where did they both go, holly robinson and robin givens?

Ange! > Gwenny! > Jen!

I probably wns Judi Dench. I would totally admire her from outside of touching distance, tho.

And yeah ws Helen Mirren.

robin givens is in atlanta on that shitty tyler perry sitcom now

http://pumpsandgloss.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/holly-robinson-peete.jpg

Robinson and her husband currently co-host a talk show on Oprah & Friends Radio.

HRP wins

ugh, finding out Robin Givens is in some Tyler Perry bullshit is making me want to change my answer to "wns"

Finally, a chick's guide to the game that is smart, knowledgeable and thorougly female. If I wasn't already a foosball fan, this book used of fare was into ass"

IT's pretty bad when the quote on your book cover is from Star Jones.

to be honest I was too busy going "oooh pretty" to notice the stupid Star Jones quote

its true that when your noticing a pretty girl your usually not noticing star jones

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looooooooooooooool

i really don't want to take sides in this but if i have to then it would have to be with ange

i mean what does aniston do but not act and not age

angelina btw... jen was hot as hell in her prime but now she's just plain as hell

― s1ocki kong country (cankles)

though i wouldn't necessarily agree 100% w/"hot as hell"

Office Space was acting, you scold. xxp

I've never really been into Aniston but in a weird way those cheesy prom pictures of her make me think my problem w/ her is that she peaked way before she was ever famous:

http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/1/20/11/jennifer-aniston-1984-prom-pictures-39g-6703-1232470498-5.jpg

a
ma
zing

^^ we call those "yo mamma jokes"

Damn Jen is cold rocking the Molly Ringworm do

Danner recounts an amusing moment in her education:

“‘Gwyneth was actually 3 years old when she had a placard that we made, this homemade sign that said ‘You are Polluting.’ And we would ride around Los Angeles where we lived,’ Danner adds. ‘I said, ‘Gwennie, when you see dirty, black spewing out of a bus or a truck, hold up a sign.’ ”

After delivering the instructions, the mom-and-daughter team had a scary moment – when the young Gwyneth proceeded to roll down her window at a stop light. “Before I could stop her, she was saying to this big guy in this huge truck, ‘You’re polluting!’”

i once read another version of that where blythe had gwyneth saying, "you're powuting!'

it can be scary, seeing your daughter talk to commoners

And a truck driver at that! Horrors!

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/masks/gwyneth_paltrow.jpg

Yeah I love Blythe Danner and all, but if she is responsible for teaching a three-year-old to be that sanctimonious, that is pretty lame

I mean, a good rule in life is not to teach your toddlers to say things to people that might make those people want to beat you or your children up

shining.jpg

stupidhumansuit.gif

what the hell is wrong with me that my first thought was "Donnie Darko 2" and not "The Shining"

telling people off for driving dirty great trucks when you live in a part of town where piles and piles of stuff gets delivered and consumed is a giant cheek.

i think more ppl should drive around los angeles complaining about other ppl polluting

yes, in hummers

a homemade sign held up in a hummer window might be easier for truck drivers to read.

when i was 13, 14, just entering puberty, aniston elicited in myself what i can only call animalistic lust~~ i think half of it is just, u kno, the 90s-ness of that aniston era is super hot to me (basically all woman should dress like it's 1995 imo), it's probably the same for all dudes just with whenever they grew up/came of age... i just remember her having a very alluring body/look

ya cankles otm, there was an episode of friends where she was wearing some kind of bizarre plaid skirt or something and the classic 'rachel' hair and i think boots and it was objectively one of the ugliest and most hideous outfits anyone has ever worn and i have never forgotten how slammin she looked, i remember watching it in jr high or early high school and bein like a tex avery cartoon

iirc it was the episode where ross loses his monkey i believe

i remember the boys i knew thinking she was superhot then. this was in high school, basically/

haha yes EXACTLY

helloooo nurse~

*jaw drops to floor, tongue rolls out like a carpet*

i dont know what it is, she probably has some sort of voodoo spell/deal w/ the devil b/c imo courteney cox is objectively hotter and dressed better on the show but like... jennifer aniston 94-98 or so is tops tops tops

she had a much hotter body, then, it is true. i remember being confused when she lost the weight, like, don't you know you are lusted after by the high school boys of america?

what happened? i am confused.

hs i love u for saying what happened? i am confused over and over because it makes me think ur leaving p/a notes for jennifer aniston and gwyneth paltrow

it is basically my favorite thing ever.

Was this during the period of time when Courtney Cox's voice began slowly turning into a bad imitation of Gargamel's?

all the "sensitive" guys i knew lusted after helen hunt on 'mad about you' which i thought was hilarious

(btw big shock here but Courtney Cox: ws)

you have got to be kidding me

xp

all the "sensitive" guys i knew lusted after helen hunt on 'mad about you' which i thought was hilarious

― pro bowl was fun (omar little), Monday, March 2, 2009 4:35 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

god, what was that about? i remember this, too! what happened etc?

she did used to be kiiinda cute guys

tbh i wasnt into her at the time but i look back on helen hunt with a certain fondness

I cannot in good conscience claim I ws Helen Hunt.

all the "sensitive" guys i knew lusted after helen hunt on 'mad about you' which i thought was hilarious

I know I am not a straight man but this just does not sound right.

i've come to appreciate cox's smashiness over the years but when i was a teenager she struck me as cronish and unappealing

she looked mean and had a lot of forehead.

xposts

i've never heard of such a thing as anyone lusting after helen hunt on "mad about you".

helen hunt i mean. courteney cox is beautiful for real but Monica was a shrew so

where the hell is helen hunt anyway (wh;iac)

all the "sensitive" guys i knew lusted after helen hunt on 'mad about you' which i thought was hilarious

What now? She is just straight up unfortunate looking.

btw....

great thread

helen hunt seemed intolerable and uber-plain, i dunno what the appeal was. she hasn't made a single movie since 'pay if forward', right? anyway she sucks.

o guys u are being so mean, she was hot in a kind of--ur friends stepmom way

Also everyone is otm regarding early aniston on friends. I think the extra weight she carried then not only did wonders for her body but softened her angular features.

the last thing i remember helen hunt doing publicly was giving roberto benigni a dirty look at the oscars when he won.

don't fuck with that guy i guess

i would have done the same, he was climbin all over the damn seats

i know, on the one hand, she was otm, but on the other she seemed mean.

http://www.haryana-online.com/images/Birds/Szabolcs/Red-headed_vulture.jpghttp://www.nndb.com/people/837/000023768/pr.jpg

l-r: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser

so much forehead she had!

i seem to recall paul reiser exuding a weary halfheartedness in scenes where he was supposed to lust after her.

everything i have heard about helen hunt IRL suggests to me that she isn't particularly pleasant

also on my list of celebrities that look like they smell, along with geoffrey rush and brad pitt.

tbh i wasnt into her at the time but i look back on helen hunt with a certain fondness

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, March 2, 2009 4:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

agree

btw this has been great rehashing hotties of 94-98, lets do 98-02 tomorrow

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/66/19/helen_hunt0013.0.0.0x0.296x415.jpeg

you know this should be sexy but instead it's all "oh look, two honey-baked hams in a thong"

ahahaha hs i was actually gonna mention earlier that i always imagined courtney cox smelling like shitty perfume and that always made me wrinkle my nose when i saw her

http://images.wolfgangsvault.com/images/catalog/detail/RS659-RS.jpg

this was posted on 77 recently and really this is no apparent 90s sex symbol more o_O than this imo

lol I was about to go there, Alex

SIMON
I've got to sketch you.

CAROL
No... Absolutely not. I'm shyer
than you think. I give the wrong
impression sometimes and...

SIMON
I haven't even been thinking about
sketching for weeks.

CAROL
Stop staring. Do a vase.

SIMON
But you're beautiful... your skin
glows.

CAROL
Thanks. But I just want to take a
bath and...

SIMON
That long neck -- the line of
you... you're porcelain... your
back goes on forever. You're
classic... you're why cavemen
chiseled on walls...

CAROL
All right, cut me a break.

Simon's pen moves across the blotter -- Carol sees him
earnestly engrossed, a beat of indecision and then shyly
but deliberately she lowers the towel. He's right.
She's breathtaking.

some dude otm

laura dern is pretty but i guess she's no helen hunt? wtf?

That's probably the best LD has ever looked. NEver really knew people thought of her as a sex symbol though.

all i remember about jen and friends, was her nips stuck out the most.
think she has my vote for that!

quality post^^

ah yes, the 'studios must be cold' joeks of our youth

apparently helen hunt is now directing movies(and looking quite horrible)

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/sam_neil_laura_dern.jpg

so... Laura Dern is a dude, right

http://i42.tinypic.com/2e2eczd.jpg

Based on those two (admittedly particularly unflattering pics) I'd have to say yes.

Nice legs though!

in an alternate universe all these chicks are looking at wdyll threads and laughing their asses off

except Dern, who is trippin' balls

trippin on her balls

^^^

1996

http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=236c6f427d1847f7_large

the ~*hair*~

rip lisa kudrow ;_;

so tragic

so much has been lost when so many of 'em went crazy skinny

christina ricci :```````(

i LOVED christina ricci! esp in the opposite of sex

Ha, golden globes..... mmmmm

Aniston's father is a Greek American, born Yannis Anastassakis

really should reclaim her family name now that she's worth about half a billion

he is victor kiriakis from days of our lives, which i used to watch avidly.

hahaha what the fuck happened to all of these women from the 90s

every single person discussed besides helen hunt was better off in the 90s physically even with the crazy hair (helen hunt is not better off at any time or any place)

True and sadly it is the weight loss rather than aging that's done them in.

yeah i think one of the many issues i had with 'as good as it gets' was the notion of helen hunt as a transfixing object of erotic desire~

The 90s were sort of an "adult" decade, you know, in spots, so umm I think a lot of the attraction to types like Hunt or Dern (or Bridget Fonda) was that ... well they were meant to seem sort of adult and smart and capable and "real" or something, whereas being attracted to some curvy young big-eyed starlet would be really predictable and boring and lame? I think this mentality was involved. (Disclosure: I like Laura Dern, actually, and always liked Helen Hunt although I agree she looks a bit scary lately, which is funny cause I'd once have considered her a candidate for Candice Bergen-level graceful aging, and umm Bridget Fonda <3 4eva, though the word "adult" above doesn't apply to her for sure)

in-her-prime bridget fonda >>>>> over all these others

jane fonda today >>> over all these others

http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Bridget-Fonda_1.png

a billion times yes

haha the short way of putting the above is 90s = kind of an "indie films about 30-something couples" decade, people liked their "offbeat" actresses of the sort you could actually imagine yourself dating

helen hunt is a woman i would imagine would be found deeply captivating and erotic by gabbneb

"my hunt-dern girl"

Holy crap that's so OTM it's not even funny.

When I was in HS/early college which probably coincided with the peak of her fame, people kept telling me that I looked like Bridget Fonda. She's the celebrity I've been told I resemble most often (Joey Lauren Adams is an equally WTF close second). It's weird though because I don't think I have ever looked anything like her really. I don't get it.

haha oh, the time-sensitive appeal of Joey Lauren Adams

there should be a movie that's just her and Jennifer Tilly talking a lot in those voices

someone is about to mention Jennifer Jason Leigh and it might as well be me

My Dinner with Joey

xp

voice are a big thing for me with actors, i don't care what helen hunt looks like, it's mainly her voice i find unappealing.

i loved jennifer tilly's voice in bullets over broadway.

it's mainly her voice i find unappealing.

haha, while watching that trailer i posted up above that is what i was thinking too. i hadn't noticed how horrible it is before

Yes, Jennifer Tilly has a v annoying voice but HOT DAMN THIS WOMAN IS 50!!

http://www.theflickchicks.com/images/Jennifer%20Tilly_3240.JPG

she's alright i suppose, good for a game of poker.

daaamn

Ok - that was a big pic. Sorry. She looks pretty great for 50.

for 50

OK yeah v good point.

she been under the knife though and that's cheating.

being a kid in the 90s>being an adult in the 90s

http://blog.omio.com/wp-content/hackers.jpg

sick boy here had the most enviable life of anyone you had ever seen aged 11, and a short-haired angelina in rollerblades was the most essential element. I think I have come full circle and this is my true ambition again, starting with his shirt.

Someone posted that pic upthread. Also, Jolie wasn't doing too badly herself considering that Johnny Lee Miller was so hot back then. The whole married in real like thing was also pretty hot.

she been under the knife though and that's cheating.

― not_goodwin, Monday, March 2, 2009 6:48 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

Probably but who in hollywood hasn't? Going back to the original two of the thread both Aniston and Jolie definitely have and at way younger than Tilly.

just making sure no one missed that shirt. never knew he was that big a deal, but kate libby was a formative experience so i can't seriously believe anyone could deny her.

she's alright i suppose, good for a game of poker.

― not_goodwin, Monday, 2 March 2009 23:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'd give her the nut flush

I think I've said this before but

http://blog.omio.com/wp-content/hackers.jpg

I blame this for inflicting this particular crush archetype--short hair, riot grrl or w/e, lolips--on me.

hahaha ogmor you are not alone xp

haha for some reason for a while i thought she was called angelina josie. i remember sharing my hackers vision w/my closest friends and everyone immediately converted and w/the unshakeable conviction of the prepubescent. i think its time for some orbital.

helen hunt is a woman i would imagine would be found deeply captivating and erotic by gabbneb

― [.]'s kids (and what), Monday, March 2, 2009

there is no need to imagine, i'm certain - jaymc levels of certain -- that i've been in an argument with him on these very boards about this woman before.

god that's sad, but i guess a man saying "i find helen hunt very attractive" is memorable to me, like seeing a pink dolphin

She was no Heigl-Lohan, though.

oooo not as sad as me searching for and finding this

and this

glee

ilx search engine is really something

i just read them both again.

he is victor kiriakis from days of our lives, which i used to watch avidly.

you are like my lost twin, estela

i suspected it, but now i know.

helen hunt is a woman i would imagine would be found deeply captivating and erotic by gabbneb

― [.]'s kids (and what), Monday, March 2, 2009

gabbneb would like to Twist 'er amirite

I'm just gonna pop my head in here and say that I don't think Jennifer Aniston is very hot at all.

And I'm out.

Jennifer seems like the kinda girl every girl (except me) would like to be, but guys don't really dig cause she doesn't ooze fuckability. She seems devoid of sex vibes. Angelina seems (is at times) crazy and you know she'll tear your clothes off to hump you into infinity. Well, at least that's what I like to think so.

I guess in a way Angelina is more intimidating (to a woman).

CRAZY PUTTY

maybe jen was trying to zing an-jol in 30 rock... dunno but she was mad hot imho

http://barneystinson.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/the-hot-crazy-scale1.jpg

if you don't get wet looking at angelina on the vf cover, you're lacking some major essential hormones

gonna break with tradition here to quickly state that i find helen hunt very attractive, from twister thru to good as it gets.

is there freaky photos lately that would make me reconsider this? either way i wouldn't call it back now.

i like HH, but I like pretty much every female celebrity that people make fun of for having a large forehead, so I guess that's my 'type'

i don't 'get' helen hunt, but why should everybody like the same type?

Jennifer seems like the kinda girl every girl (except me) would like to be, but guys don't really dig cause she doesn't ooze fuckability.

Putting your rather unavoidably filthy use of the word "ooze" aside, I am nearly insulted. You know, everyone thinks Phoebe is the dumb one, but Rachel is so much dumber, and way more irritating. Phoebe's just the one who can't stop picking up the yellow stones.

And yes, of COURSE I still think of Jennifer Aniston as Rachel.

i dont want to speak ill of the dead phoebe is about six thousand times more irritating than rachel

Are you kidding? I'd much rather have someone talk total nonsense than talk about shopping.

shrill and flinty helen hunt is queen of them all

True. I'd have a nooner with her any day.

I have worried in the past that "Mad About You" gave me unrealistic expectations of couple-dom. But I got over that.

Then my ideal became Angelina and Billy Bob, but you see where that went. :(

i was being a total asshole about helen hunt's forehead.

i dont want to speak ill of the dead phoebe is about six thousand times more irritating than rachel

― homie bhabha (max), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 10:20 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

does this count as a challop, because i totally agree! phoebe was such a horrible character. lisa kudrow was v pretty, tho; rip.

I have worried in the past that "Mad About You" gave me unrealistic expectations of couple-dom. But I got over that.

― kenan, Tuesday, March 3, 2009 10:25 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, Passantino isn't going to change overnight once he's in a relationship, you have to give him time

helen hunt >>>> lisa kudrow frankly

i can't really get behind that

i can get behind that if you know what i mean frankly

horseshoe: can't be a challop, it's too with the grain. I don't what you call it when one believes that Phoebe is the only one who would be worth talking to.

probably a challop

I want to root for her. "Get off this show! You can do so much better!"

phoebe was not normally attractive (with the one exception of in that supergirl outfit, tbf), but ursula was the absolute heat.

ugh really kenan? ud take that faux-naive look-at-how-quirky-i-am bullshit over everyone else on that show?

xpost OTM! I always had a thing for the Sea Witch.

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/2098/mermaid_ursula.gif

(No... really. I was saying this to my girlfriend the other night. When I said that The Little Mermaid was maybe my favorite Disney movie, she said something like, "That's only because the mermaid is almost topless the whole time." But no. That's not it at all. If I'm hot for anyone under the sea, it's the black-clad, soul-singing honey of a woman that is Ursula.)

(I can change her.)

how did you make this thread more gross

Did you guys ever see the episode where Phoebe trolls Ross about evolution? It kind of retroactively redeemed her entire character.

xp: it's Kenan, he has a gift

*bows*

I just dropped by to say I miss scott

pay it forward was like having kevin spacey, helen hunt, and haley joel piss in my mouth for two hours.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, July 20, 2006 9:15 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

miss?

he's not around as much anymore

Jennifer seems like the kinda girl every girl (except me) would like to be, but guys don't really dig cause she doesn't ooze fuckability.

Huh: I've always found that most women I know like Angelina better than Jen, on the grounds that Jen seems like the kind of normal/popular girl everyone learned to resent in high school, whereas Angelina seems somehow like something to aspire to, like she's interpreted as having some exotic/mysterious/odd quality ... I guess in terms of high-school narrative this is interpreted as the kind of happy ending where the quarterback (Pitt) leaves the head cheerleader (Aniston) for the cool smart gorgeous weird girl who's always smoking behind the gym.

^^ I do not really respond to this narrative

Also now that I think about it I'm not sure I've ever watched a movie with Angelina Jolie in it

im pretty sure the only one i've seen with her is 'gone in 60 seconds'.

i don't have much of a feeling about her one way or the other, but she is awesome in gia, the role she was born to play. it's a terrible movie.

Oh AND the last time I discussed this with anyone, I think the guys present were all quite happy to think of Aniston as totally fuckable, to which most of the girls present were like "but she's bland and boring" and one of the guys present who was definitely not named me was like "umm there have been points where there was nothing bland or boring about that ass, lemme tell you"

sorry to be crass but this is important data

i saw gia adverts in sky tv magazine before i ever heard of her (about 1997 i'd say?) and thought she was the most beautiful creature i'd ever seen.

i'm not sure i've ever seen an entire jolie movie though.

wait, i tell a lie- that one time she basically ravaged poor antonio banderas in the awful, awful original sin. awful.

i have very distinct memories of certain scenes in original sin. i dont think i ever got past the first 20 minutes tho.

awful awful magnificent breasts awful film though.

awful gay terrible house breasts

would inhabit that house

wi

"Good evening, sir. What may I get you?"
"I'd like some breasts, please."
"House breasts?"
"Oh no, top shelf please."

good god that is poor even for me

not arguing

the undisputed king of corny dan joeks

can we just go back to the part of the thread where I said I ws every woman in Hollywood except Judi Dench, Helen Hunt and Laura Dern and pretend that this never happened

we would have to start a whole new thread listing women that would make your claim hilarious

i didn't know you liked paula poundstone so much

...

okay this is pathetic but, having not seen any recent pictures of her and not being a molestable young girl, I have to say Paula Poundstone is a reticent ws

okay yikes just saw a recent picture, wns

hahahahaha i have no idea why she was the first person to come into my mind besides we were on the topic of the '90s?

haha dan would go down on a poundstone like the dow jones

http://panther2.video.blip.tv/Alfocus-PLAConference2008724.jpg

She looks like someone took Geena Davis and then removed all of the intangibles that make her v.v. pretty

I ws every woman in Hollywood except Judi Dench, Helen Hunt and Laura Dern

Glenn Close?

Glenn Close isn't cute, but she is awesome, so yes I ws Glenn Close.

you don't have to smash 'em just because they're awesome. taking tea would suffice.

ain't no half-steppin'

tara reid?

I absolutely ws Tara Reid. I would be wearing 3 condoms and a bodysuit, but still: ws.

is tara reid's mom hotter than tara reid?

glenn close is def ws

tara reid would be like sticking your dick in a vat of used mcdonalds french fry oil out back by the dumpster

still ws

ws a vat of used mcdonalds french fry oil out back by the dumpster?

and call it Tara

is it original style beef fat french fry oil or this new bullshit?

i have always feared glenn close

"taking tea would suffice."

is this some half assed teabagging reference?

kathy bates?

would smashing glenn close just because she's awesome be a corollary or the opposite of a mercy fuck? i can't decide.

wns in any case. or kathleen turner. besides that, ws hollywood

xpost or kathy bates

it's a damn shame, there was a time when kathleen turner was an uber-ws

2006

"original style beef fat french fry oil" = Tara circa "American Pie"
"this new bullshit" = Tara post horrifying plastic surgery that fucked up her nipples

even though she had her whole Cap'n Save-a-Hilton phase, I feel really sorry for her and ws

xp: I ws both Kathy Bates and Camryn Manheim. I ws "Body Heat" thru "War of the Roses"-era Kathleen Turner but wns current Kathleen Turner.

you are a horny bastard

no, just honest

i really like the direction this thread has taken just fyi

Maybe too honest. xp

yeah the flipside of comic book guy upturned nose "no i wouldn't touch that perfectly attractive famous woman with a ten foot pole" frontin' is admitting how low/broad/fucked up your standards really are

but wld kathy bates smash u? we should be told

It could be the new season of the Bachelor.

i do think that indicating a willingness to smash a woman that can believably play a character that geriatric jack nicholson wns is a bad sign tho

clearly the Kathy Bates dating show would not be a season of the Bachelor but its own show called the Bates Motel

That sounds very VH1, which would be excellent. It would have hot tubs and stripper poles.

okay I know I just said ws Kathy Bates but I kind of can't deal with the mental image of guys swinging around a stripper pole for her entertainment

This is all your fault, you have no right to complain now.

"Dan, will you accept this key to the Bates Motel?"

Do guys even swing on stripper poles? That seems logistically improbable.

On VH1, they might.

lol I am certain that is an upcoming I Love Money challenge

wait, i'm new here; what about the "oil in the dumpster" part again?

Oil In The Dumpster is the show Tara pitched to VH1 after she lost her E! show

btw sometimes i confuse glenn close with meryl streep and i totally did this upthread

I do that all the time. HH kind of looks like Glen Close in that really sharp featured not at all soft kind of way actually.

It could be the new season of the Bachelor.

― 2nd-place ladyboy (Nicole), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 1:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the smashelor

I don't know anything about Tara Reid, but I'd totally believe that she could be funny to hang out with. I mean, she seems to have a sense of humor about actually being Tara Reid, which is a good sign, right?

def

no bs i've just realized that i've never seen a single angelina jolie movie

srsly how is this even possible

rent Gia pronto

^^^

idk

just looked at her filmography on wikipedia and was like nope, nope, nope...

Glad to be non-alone on that one. It's not even that I have anything against her, it's just like she exclusively makes movies I wouldn't be interested in seeing.

i've only girl, interrupted
only aniston movie i've seen is office space

nabisco otm.

office space & the good girl are the only ones w/ aniston. and she certainly wasn't the draw for either.

i kinda liked the break-up

o damn iron giant, too

Wait, Lisa Kudrow is DEAD? This is not just like an RIP Shakey Mo "Would Drown" joke?

Lisa Kudrow RIP

she's up there with fidel & ned beatty

ugh shakey mo doesn't even drown people, he rapes ppl, keep up!!!

rent Gia pronto

― Surmounter, Tuesday, March 3, 2009 5:10 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^

― horseshoe, Tuesday, March 3, 2009 5:10 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

It's so awesomely bad it's great. Also there are lots of boobies and Angelina pretty much plays the crazy person she was at the time.

have we mentioned this ridiculous gem yet

http://www.jenniferanistonforum.com/images/jen_the_object_of_my_affection.jpg

rudd plays gay but this is like, before he was funny but still, smash smash smash

definitely saw it in the theater!

rudds always been funny, he was pretty hilar in clueless

oh i forgot about that movie! it's sort of excruciating.

xpost

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060406/13563__object_l.jpg

aniston tears, glistening

did u know she used to date tate donovan

wow, quite a coup to get a peter travers rave on the cover

the paul rudd character in that movie is way too tolerant of aniston's creepy obsession with him.

ok he was funny in clueless but maybe this was a serious-face acting role because he was playing fag?

she used to date tate donovan and then he played a dude she had a crush on on Friends after they broke up

ya, dont you know, gay arent funny

there are very few lols in object of my affection

x-post lol

For a while, right? I remember that. I think he even guest starred on Friends when they were dating.

she's definitely a perv, she just cannot keep her hands off this queer

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/178/000751_34.jpg

well who can blame her, really

seriously. I love him.

i'm pretty sure my wife doesn't know who paul rudd is

he has a fine set of chesty hairs

x-post Shut up. ;-)

A social worker Nina Borowski is a young bright woman who lives in a cozy Brooklyn apartment. Nina´s older step-sister Constance and her husband Sidney are giving a party. At this party Nina meets George, a young handsome first grade primary teacher who is gay. Nina complains to George about her step-sister who is constantly trying to fix her up with somebody from higher society completely ignoring the fact that Nina has a boyfriend called Vince. During the conversation Nina offers George a room in her apartment as she has just heard from George´s boyfriend Dr. Robert Joley that he is looking for somewhere to live. George not knowing about his boyfriend´s plans is taken aback and after the party the two split up. George accepts Nina´s offer and moves into her apartment. The two soon become best friends, they watch films together and go to ballroom dancing, everything is perfect until Nina announces she is pregnant. Nina´s overbearing boyfriend and the baby´s father wants to marry her. His constant care drives Nina crazy, she leaves him and askes George to help her bring up her child. For some time they live together in her apartment in Brooklyn. Everything is perfect again until Nina finds out that George had a girlfriend at high school and her love for him is growing every day. One afternoon George has a phone call from his ex-boyfriend Dr. Joley who tell him how much he has missed him and invites him away for the weekend. George is confused but agrees to go. Nina feels threatened and gets jealous. George and Dr. Joley do not get back together but George meets Paul, a young actor and the two fall head over heels in love. Nina is very sad and cannot control her emotions. They start arguing and at George brother´s wedding Nina tells George about her feelings towards him. George who loves Nina as his best friend tells her that he wants Paul. A few hours later Nina gives birth to a beautiful girl who she names Molly and asks George to move out of her apartment before she gets home from hospital. The end of the film takes place at George's school. All of the characters go to see Molly in a play. Everyone lives happily ever after.

how the hell have the wikipedia police not flagged this monstrosity

remember when this movie and that madonna/ruperett evertt were the only mainstream movies with gay in them and it was this weird national moment where the only way we could deal with gay in movies was by imagining them in wrongheaded semi-obsessive fake-hetero relationships

it was pre-queer-eye-for-the-straight-guy

also julia roberts/rupert everett in my best friend's wedding

rip that trope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_And_Out

This came out the year before and is pretty much the inverse of what you're describing (not making a point, you just reminded me this movie existed)

Oh god that movie was awful.

YES IT WAS

what was the point of that movie

kevin kline doesn't make bad movies

The film was inspired by Tom Hanks's tearful speech when he accepted his 1994 Oscar (for his role in Philadelphia), in which he mentioned his high-school drama coach Rawley Farnsworth, and his former classmate John Gilkerson, "two of the finest gay Americans, two wonderful men that I had the good fortune to be associated with" - unaware that Farnsworth was still 'in the closet'.

apparently the point was "lol Tom Hanks is a douche"

i don't remember much about it except the premise was something like "getting tongue from tom selleck will make you realize you've been gay that whole time"

The film ends with everyone dancing to the Village People's song "Macho Man".

fuck this

The whole "wait, despite all the lazy stereotypes, he... is actually gay, sorry" thing was infuriating; I kept thinking if they'd done this with an ethnic minority, everyone involved would have been fired.

oh so its ok as long as no "actual celebrity" is dead? you make me sick you piece of shit

― and what, Thursday, March 29, 2007 3:13 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

I have actively avoided Kevin Kline movies after seeing this in the theatre, btw.

yeah i remember it getting fairly good reviews(?) and thinking it might be a decent way to kill a couple of hours. i was so very very wrong. it was insulting and annoying.

http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9904E6DE1138F93AA2575AC0A961958260
http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/5949293/review/5949294/in_out

In retrospect, I blame me seeing this move on Peter Travers.

High-quality Aniston movie that's always forgotten = Friends with Money

Yeah, In and Out was horrible. Joan Cusack got an Oscar nom for it, too.

It's not even that I have anything against her, it's just like she exclusively makes movies I wouldn't be interested in seeing.

― nabisco, Tuesday, March 3, 2009 5:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha otm (although this may be more true for me with jennifer connelly than with angelina jolie)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I have actively avoided Kevin Kline movies after seeing this in the theatre, btw.

there have probably only been like, one or two since then anyway.

i thought one of the big hollywood jokes about In and Out was that Klien was and is widely rumored to in the closet himself (no idea if that is true).

I saw "Wild Wild West" by accident because it was on cable (I liked it) but the others, do not want.

Not interested in yr shitty Shakespeare movies or Cole Porter vanity projects, Kevin; sorry

his Hamlet was pretty good, from what I remember, but I was in high school at the time

i saw the Emperor's Club or w/e on cable a while back... goddamn it was so bad it makes me mad to think abt it

yeah that movie was fucking terrible

That's the one that's like Dead Poet's Society, right?

Cole Porter vanity projects

OK, probably should be more embarrassed to admit this but De-Lovely is a total guilty pleasure of mine. It's beautiful to watch because of the costuming/styling etc. Plus I like Cole Porter but yeah.

i planned on seeing de-lovely and never got around to it. i kind of love kevin kline. and ashley judd.

The clothes she wears in that movie are gorgeous.

she's the prettiest.

http://rosemarymaccabe.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/ashley_judd-feminist.jpg

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

pffft

there are 50 gays on ILE

the fuck

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I don't get it, why does anybody like Angelina Jolie?

I mean she's never been good in anything/in anything good. ever.

What has Jennifer Aniston done (I didn't vote btw. Democracy loses!)?

granted not a lot but the Good Girl was... pretty good.

also Office Space/flair

She's in Office Space? She was the worst thing about the Good Girl too.

She's the love interest in "Office Space".

christ I just suffered through the Changeling last night, horrible.

I don't get it, why does anybody like Angelina Jolie?

If I didn't like her, I'd still vote for Angelina cause Jennifer is just plain NO.

Yes, this ^

Joan Collins thinks there is only one true Hollywood beauty left, and at 77 she doesn't mince words.

The 'Dynasty' actress tells UK's Hello! magazine:

"I have to say, there aren't that many good looking actresses around today. I mean, there's Angelina Jolie and there's... Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. I think that is why Cheryl Cole is so popular, because she is just so pretty and the public are starved of gorgeous people.

"When I was young, everybody on screen was gorgeous."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/12/joan-collins-jennifer-ani_n_760035.html

great thread

ya cankles otm, there was an episode of friends where she was wearing some kind of bizarre plaid skirt or something and the classic 'rachel' hair and i think boots and it was objectively one of the ugliest and most hideous outfits anyone has ever worn and i have never forgotten how slammin she looked, i remember watching it in jr high or early high school and bein like a tex avery cartoon

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:30 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

iirc it was the episode where ross loses his monkey i believe

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:30 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i remember the boys i knew thinking she was superhot then. this was in high school, basically/

― horseshoe, Monday, March 2, 2009 1:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha yes EXACTLY

helloooo nurse~

― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*jaw drops to floor, tongue rolls out like a carpet*

― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont know what it is, she probably has some sort of voodoo spell/deal w/ the devil b/c imo courteney cox is objectively hotter and dressed better on the show but like... jennifer aniston 94-98 or so is tops tops tops

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

actually all otm upon further reflection and i swear i remember that plaid skirt

when i was 13, 14, just entering puberty, aniston elicited in myself what i can only call animalistic lust~~

great thread

bitch is still unreal looking

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl234943_015.jpg

it's like, what