America's Next Top Model Cycle 12 -- REVENGE OF TYRA'S DOZEN

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aka The Midget Edition

http://www.wbnx.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/antm12grp.jpg

( disclaimer: I too am short ;_;)

so excited!

i really like the girl dead center in that image, forgetting her name. kind of a full build.

is it just me or does it kind of look like they took contestants from the previous 11 seasons and put them in a blender to get this year's girls

I think the NEXT cycle is the midget edition actually, they're casting for it right now.. these ladies *should* all be 5'7" or over..

I'm sad though, I am going to a Lost dinner party and will miss this.. thank Tyra for downloading!

I'm rooting for Allison and her big creepy eyes.

ooh ok...

re: Alison

*JEALOUSSS*

I missed this episode last night and can't find it yet but I have heard that the creepy eyed girl used to go by "creepychan" on 4chan, I think if you google image search creepy chan you find some fun stuff.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/C-strife/creepychankp9.jpg

4chan did go crazy gaga about her

I can't stop looking at or even thinking about her eyes, like they've got their own inescapable gravity fields.

Amina = Yaya
Celia = Scabies Michelle
Sandra = Fatima
London = Amis
Isabella = Kherington
Allison = every loligoth anime girl ever

xpost ok that's disturbing in a bad way.

well, the girl does have a nosebleed fetish...

she took an amazng picture though

I had a nosebleed this morning.

YOU ARE IN THERE, DUDE

lol!

yeah hmmmm. i think fo is super cute but she won't go anywhere bc of her shortness. isabella was a snore but i'm sad i won't get to learn more about the trials of living with epilepsy.

also that angelea girl was like a prettier nontranny isis.

The makeovers tonight made me miss the stupid horse mane.

Yeah, there was nothing really fun about their makeovers, though I did think Amina's extensions were GORGEOUS on her & really liked what they did to London and Fo. I kind of like creepychan too, I think her myspace whoring is going to help her because she seems to have spent a lot more time posing by herself in her bedroom, haha.

Aminat ended up looking a lot like Danielle from C6, like I expected Tyra to start complaining about Aminat's accent.

Weirdly enough, Jessica looked a lot like pre-makeover London.

Allison's weave looked pretty ratty already -- is it just that blond extensions are harder to maintain, or is it always because Tyra gives them to girls who don't know how to take care of them?

You liked Fo's look? I didn't, mostly because it made her cry. ;_;

Fo was fierce. But I completely agreed with the order in which they called the girls' photos this time. what's her name, with the picture leaning against the pole? Tijana or something? great photo. and Celia was amazing (that outfit at judging!). So was Nathalie, and Allison (tho she coulda done better).

Yeah, I thought Fo looked really adorable, especially in her talking head.. hopefully she'll soon see what an adorable little pixie she is!

I liked Celia at judging, that outfit really was divine, but I thought she had some serious robot bitchface in her picture! A little too alien for me..

Makeover pics are here FWIW http://community.livejournal.com/topmodel/2392392.html

oh ugh and was it Natalie who was crying and saying she wouldn't cut her hair? DO THESE GIRLS NOT WATCH THE PAST SEASONS OR WHAT? If you have long hair, they'll cut it. Does anyone think that they really planned not to cut it? Lame.

ha -- i actually realllly enjoyed Celia's robot bitch face. it seemed very HIGH FASHION ;)

it was Nathalie. but girl took a stunning picture

she's actually just rly pretty

I guess I just don't look for high fashion in my ANTM contestants! hehe

Second week in a row where I get a nosebleed Thursday morning. Allison's witcheyes are obviously to blame.

Aminat ended up looking a lot like Danielle from C6

ahem it's *dani* but yes! this is all i could think about every time they showed her!

forget what her name is but one of the girls kept reading like a heavier jaslene to me, too.

I think that was the one who went home? I noticed some serious Jasleneness in her face

That was Puerto Rican Jessica, half-Jaslene, half-London. Kind of glad she was gone, not because she was like "Woah, smug" about her looks, but so we wouldn't have to hear J. going Latin again.

http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/idUSN1448379620090315

i only watched the last 20 min tonight but i'm guessing i didn't miss anything exciting.

my girls: Nathalie, Celia, Allison

altho london can hold her own

Nathalie can fuck off. I can't stand her.

I really like Alison, London, Celia, Aminat and the girl whose name I can't remember who won the "light yrself" challenge.

I wish I'd seen the first couple of episodes where Sandra was being a turbobitch to people because all they've shown since is the harsh, negative reaction towards her because of it and it's kind of hilariously out of context/proportion.

sandra can eat me

light herself girl's name is Tijona or something, she's good but i can't remember what her NYC picture looked like

i thought it was pretty stupid that burn girl got pissed at Nathalie for calling her out on her picture. it's called Truth or Dare, ya dumb bitch, and your picture sucked.

Does anyone think London looks like America's Next Top Agyness Deyn?

Haha kinda!

http://hairdos1.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/agyness-deyn-hairstyles-2.jpg

london's face isn't that pretty

My girls are Allison, London, Pho & Aminat. London reminds me of someone, but I can't think of who. Love child of Megg and I can't believe I've forgotten the name of the batshit insane blonde girl from a few seasons back? OH man! I am going to need to do some big googling now.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c184/JaeliciousCrack/jael114.jpg

Jael! There we go. Her myspace tagline is "I am overneath you." Good stuff.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2011168f9377d970c-800wi

!!

lol

Watching him is like a GI Joe came to life

yea but i don't even find him that sexy. i mean i get that he's very goodlooking, obviously, but to me it's more of an on-paper hot

My girls are Allison, London, Pho & Aminat.

Finally saw the last episode, I am quite liking this season.

looooooool Leee

btw I am just now getting around to "Nikki Blonsky kicked my mother in the vagina" and o_O

yeah wtf was THAT about??

haha poor Celia, way to shoot yrself in the face

poor Celia? what a douche she was. She's the oldest one but is just as stupid and catty as the others.

"Um, Tyra? As a frontrunner despite my breathtakingly fugly face, I think I should display the ultimate hubris in both talking shit about one of my competitors and questioning your decision."

"That's nice, you nasty bitch. Back in your place."

"Yes'm."

looooooooooooooool

I mean, I get where she's coming from as far as the competition goes, but how outrageously stupid do you have to be to bring that shit up unasked? She basically guaranteed Thalia a spot oversees unless Thalia actually defecates on a photographer.

Oooops! Fo is not soup! I'm sorry girl!

I agree with you, Surm- he's good looking on paper. I love that .gif, it's perfect for him.

I cringed and hid behind my fingers when Celia stepped up to rat on Thalia - stuipd, stupid. Thalia seems to dwell on what bothers her too, which means we will hear about Celia's actions in every episode until one/both of them leave. Ugh.

Would have preferred to see Kortnie stay over Sandra, if even because I don't really see ANYTHING EVER in Sandra (OK, except the weird one she did last week with Celia but the charm in that was that they were working together, IMO) and at least Kortnie's first few pictures were good.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK.

I was actually afraid that the non-Tahlias' pow-wow was going to be all talk no walk, but wow, Celia came through beautifully in the end. And Tyra's bored dismissal of Celia was so much A++++.

Also: there are now too many ways of spelling "Courtney," it should be banned as a name.

the way that Tyra spoke to celia has honestly changed and inspired my life

"take your place, celia"

can't wait to see aminat bitch her out

guys i can't bring myself to actually watch the episode because i am so unexcited about this season. even the hints of drama in this thread aren't enough :-\

it's not that bad! there are at least some girls who can take fotos

Yeah I think that they are, at least, a bit of a better/more interesting crew than last year.
I have friends over to watch ANTM with - that makes it a bit more fun. Who wants to road trip to Toronto? :)

ugh i know i should have top model parties. can't believe i only do that for gossip girl.

I should watch Gossip Girl.. my parties are 75% Lost parties in all actuality, but now that they are on the same night I tell people to come over early so we can laugh at Tyra :D

ohhh right, same night

gossip girl is really fun to laugh at!

i haven't had time to watch it in months :-\

bad at tv this year.

OK. so nathalie's picture DID kind of suck, even though it wasn't as bad as they made it sound. but for HER, it kind of sucked. she looked like old-school madonna, which is cool, but she could've looked like something out of this world.

tijona's pic was amazing, as was FOOOOO's.

and yep, thalia took another good picture. very bennetton. that's 3 in a row now, for her.

lol @ Sandra

also kudos to Thalia and Celia to actually talking about their conflict in a rational, mature way

final kudos to Animat for being feisty, tho, that shit had me rolling (poor Allison, looooooool)

i thought natalie's pic was pretty nice, but i am maybe a bit in love with her.

she's sooooo gorgeous. at judging, my jaw kind of drops.

also kudos to Thalia and Celia to actually talking about their conflict in a rational, mature way

final kudos to Animat for being feisty, tho, that shit had me rolling (poor Allison, looooooool)

― ur an ugly hamster-abusing "girl" or whatever u are, gtfo (HI DERE), Friday, April 3, 2009 11:11 AM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

all of this OTM

paulina was kind of random, talking about the planes of nathalie's face. i get it w/r/t to this pic, but her past fotos have been pretty ace.

zzzzzzzzz

wake up! clay aiken is on next week.

http://www.cwtv.com/images/c/0011/cw-antm12-natalie-container_033182-23ef0d-500x666.jpg

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lol she looks like Busted Julia Stiles there

I haven't watched a season cycle of this show since the one where Jade said "it's not America's Next Top Best Friend", but my ex told me yesterday that she's friends with Celia who is on this season so I'm kind of almost interested now?

celia is kind of ugly, imo.

uh, i'm glad she's your ex

celia's a good talent but she's a dumbass ho

that pic of nathalie just dooooooesn't do her ANY justice

I don't know, I think it's very good at capturing her moonface

in person i feel like she's all cheekbones though

"in person"

Old, but teh, if this doesn't roffle you, there's just no hope for you in this Obama world.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/tybe/antm/12/05/celia-zoom.gif

she is like a cute very dramatic duck

i'm sorry tho nathalie is so fucking beautiful

those legs! that rack! that face!

most smashable contestant ever, imo.

pretty much

boring

lol you are NOT feelin this season

watching the catch up show, i cant believe how cute london was before they made her over

i just think natalie is boring.
london was way better looking before makeover. in fact, the similarities between london's and celia's makeovers are really annoying and don't help either of them aesthetically.

i find natalie's face intriguing, her nose

and her skin is voluminous

london has like visibly gained weight

wait not voluminous, luminous

...

Natalie is boring seconded.

she seems kind of lacking in the brains, i'll give you that.

they might give her the "just a pretty face" treatment soon. still, she has a good walk.

my friend just saw celia working at a store in the west village

so i guess she doesn't win!

(shocking)

Aw boo. Why is the show totally not focusing at all Teyona, who's clearly doing well?? They haven't paid attention to her since the whole "ur weave sux lol" thing.

Boring Natalie thirded. And her snotty rich-girl shtick is extremely grating.

I'm still convinced Celia and London will be two of the top 3, with maybe Teyona being the third.

her weave still sux.

Surm you always love the evil white girls?

it is a big thing for me

teyona's commercial sucked, and london better pull it together fast cuz she was lookin tired in the last episode

To be fair, the winner of Canada's Next Top Model had to go back to her job at the meat-processing plant (no lie!) before the finale of CNTM aired, a few years back, I think to maintain secrecy.. I am still hoping for London or crazy-eyed girl whose name I can't remember at the moment (Allison?) to win though.

creepychan is cuet but 2weird

also too boring. so what's her deal, she was like on messageboards or something?

4chan, right?

Natalie isn't actually that pretty...? I mean, she's not Celia-type fugly or anything but there's nothing particularly arresting or stunning about her look, whereas pretty much everyone else remaining has something memorable or unique about them with a couple who are just flat-out gorgeous (Fo, Teyona, Animat when not giving intense gasface).

London's makeover completely fucked her IMO.

i don't find teyona or aminat flat-out gorgeous at all, though i like them both a lot, and teyona can take a HOT picture.

fo is pretty amazing.

what i like about natalie is that while she's gorgeous, she has just enough unpretty in her face to make it interesting to me.

SIGH. I'm so disappointed.

eh. i wish there would be backlash against tyra et al for calling london fat even though she looked pretty crap for the past few eps tbh.

i watched an early season marathon last week and some chick gain lbs and they were hardcore about her being a total fattey. nothing like the plus-size acceptance of the later seasons.

i realized this ep that i really want alison to win even if she does have some weird creepychan online persona

thank god they finally got rid of that snooze of a girl

this cycle is lame

bring on the short bitches, that should at least be somewhat interesting

hahaha awesome, can't wait to roll the DV-R

so glad they finally got rid of chupacabra.

hahahaha

term grifted from leee btw

http://www.wbnx.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/antm12grp.jpg
from top of thread.. look, the final 5 were all in the first row! hah.

Is it just me or does Celia kind of give off Cryptkeeper vibes?

girl was straight up scary.

Hey, 3 of the 5 I really liked at the beginning are in the finals! That never happens!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/tybe/antm/12/gifs/10-celia-chupacabra.gif

i think i just saw lauren from the whitney season (right?) on the train.

allison was robbed.

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ROBBBBBBBBBBBED

from photo to photo and step to step, runway included, she only got better.

the woods photo! the covergirl photo! the beach photo!

:/

wasn't crazy about her covergirl shot but still...

that photo of her as a bird or whatever was maybe the best photo ever on this show.

when they showed it on the screen i gasped

6 frames

OK I don't get this Allison love. Excepting her Ciara pic, I thought most of her photos were meh. Tell me how I am defective!

loved her fotos... the ciara pic, the bird pic, the beach, the chiquita pic -- i thought she really worked her face/positioning for all it was worth and made for some of the most interesting photos i've seen on this show. also she really made the most of that runway

i just feel like she was more interesting.
maybe it's because i'm an internet nerd.
as i told lee, earlier, going into the runway, i thought teyona would dominate but when they re-capped, i realized allison was way better on runway than i thought she'd be. but maybe it was editing.

no you're right, i was thinking the same when i saw her out there. she had a hint of stomp in her hips, her face looked very together and her figure came across well. also her flirtyness/playful demeanor while walking was v impressive.

I took Teyona's robotic arm-swinging as some kind of avant weirdness -- but it's really just her stiffness, I guess?

Yeah, Allison's cuteness was cute, but I thought that Teyona's stomp was otherwise too good to ignore or dismiss so easily just because we expected it of her.

i agreed with tyra re: teyona's stomp standing out when she put her hands on her hips. that walk she struck when her hands were on her hips was ridiculous, she looked unreal. but then they were saying it was a little machine-like...

i didn't love her CG photo tbh

natalie

pack

http://community.livejournal.com/topmodel/2637252.html#cutid1

wow i don't even remember her

i'm sorry tho nathalie is so fucking beautiful

― Surmounter, Friday, April 10, 2009 6:49 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

those legs! that rack! that face!

― Surmounter, Friday, April 10, 2009 6:49 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

most smashable contestant ever, imo.

― mizzell, Friday, April 10, 2009 11:14 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty much

― Surmounter, Friday, April 10, 2009 12:31 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

boring

― tehresa, Friday, April 10, 2009 1:29 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark

lol

lol

oh she was the way bratty one!! I remember.

also the one who wasn't nearly as hot as they kept claiming her to be; Fo is way way WAY prettier, for example

also the one who wasn't nearly as hot as they kept claiming her to be; Fo is way way WAY prettier, for example

Like, totally:

http://emilyk.typepad.com/whats_for_lunch/images/pho_dac_biet.jpg

also the one who wasn't nearly as hot as they kept claiming her to be; Fo is way way WAY prettier, for example

― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 12:56 (2 days ago)

so so wrong. fo was exceedingly cute, with perfect features, but natalie was like the israeli princess girl with a face that is not quite flawless but gorgeous bc of just that

She looked like she was permanently suffering from a nut allergy.