all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "EXCELSIOR! "... and I'll look down and whisper "LOL"

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― ZS1983 (Z S), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 7:40 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark

whoah no!

nice title gbx

;)

there is a shake shack at the new place where the mets play

― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 5:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you mean the mets play at the new shake shack

― otm in new york (G00blar), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 6:18 PM (2 hours ago)

ha i was hoping for "choke on my LOL of an EXCELSIOR" as a tribute to our mans taylor shaporito

Tempted to do a screen shot of climatic battle, but don't want Fox torturing me.

― not_goodwin, Tuesday, April 7, 2009 9:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

create a tumblr with fake info and post there!

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 9:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a what?

― not_goodwin, Tuesday, April 7, 2009 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No idea.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, April 7, 2009 10:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Radio then consisted of one channel, and the only programme was Marconi reminiscing about his childhood holidays to Skegness.

Stuart Marconi?

― the pinefox, Wednesday, April 8, 2009 10:50 AM

Jacqui Smith has apparently now called for an enquiry after seeing videos of a man shoved forcibly to the ground after receiving a baton from behind.

― The Unbearable Skegness of Being (NickB), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 12:37 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How could Christina Hendricks support a flat tax.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 3:38 PM (27 minutes ago)

She can support quite a lot, I'm thinking.

― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 3:49 PM (16 minutes ago)

Zing me once, shame on you; zing me twice, SB.

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 8:09 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

new title A+

Didn't we see this exact same plot in Disclosure starring Michael Douglas?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 8, 2009 1:01 PM (3 minutes ago)

dont u mean Hey. We're Disclosing!

― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 1:04 PM (14 seconds ago)

^ came here to post this very thing, new fave meme for 2009, can't believe y'all sb'd that dude ^

lolllll

Tuomas deserves some sort of most valuable poster award.

from a no doubt thread

Why don't they just cover an entire English Beat album and then call it quits?

― hormone mice in bikini paradise (sarahel), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 4:40 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Special Beat Suckage

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, April 8, 2009 4:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

My sister and her husband decided to go to Mexico for a last hurrah before commencing the serious buisness of procreating; one last bachanale of beer and tequila and whatnot. Since they were going to be trying at getting pregnant, anyway, they didn't use any protection and before they had even begun trying in earnest she was knocked up. I can't wait till the kid's old enough to inform that he was conceived on a wanton Mexican evening.

― Michael White, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 3:38 PM (8 months ago)

Probably also true of most Mexicans.

― Laurel, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 3:41 PM (8 months ago)

tbh

(in all the fuss, though, we've overlooked that Meatloaf was basically acting out "i'd do anything for love (but i won't do that)" in this episode.)

― LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 3:41 AM

so does this mean being insulting to a mod carries more weight than being insulting to one of the normals?

― brewer and what (some dude), Monday, April 13, 2009 11:24 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah it is hard to imagine that on an internet borad writing offensive things to the mod that just banned you might have a deleterious effect on your abilities to post. ilx, what a world!

― PWNYTALE===========+ (jjjusten), Monday, April 13, 2009 11:26 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so does this mean being insulting to a mod carries more weight than being insulting to one of the normals?

― brewer and what (some dude), Monday, April 13, 2009 2:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

obv duh

― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Monday, April 13, 2009 11:28 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol turning to the ol yr dumb to mess w/a mod therefor u deserve it defense before i even had a chance to c&p

― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Monday, April 13, 2009 11:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you attack riot police you should be shot

just go home and eat a sandwich

l8r

― taddletail (country matters), Monday, April 13, 2009 11:29 AM Bookmark

Spector's defense - that she was drunk and depressed, took his gun (after it got his prints on it), and shot herself in the face - is a little um wtf. Especially given that immediately afterwards he wandered outside, gun in hand, and said to his driver "I think I killed somebody". Plus a history of being an abusive mysoginistic loon and habit of threatening all kinds of people with firearms... yeah I think the guy is guilty as fuck. so to speak.

― This Board is a Prison on Planet Bullshit (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:16 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

yeah his alibi wouldn't have even supported a 15 minute episode of Matlock IMO

― wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:21 (36 minutes ago)

^^ an equally preposterous alibi supported a feature film with Richard Gere and Ed Norton.

Appalling fact: Morrison is widely believed to have suffered his fatal heart attack while masturbating in the bathtub.

^^ I refuse to consider this appalling! I mean, I'm not sure about the bathtub as a great venue, but I feel like someone needs to glare at whoever came up with that and give a whole "let he who has not had plenty of opportunities to drop dead with streaming video on the computer with his pants half-down cast the first stone" sort of speech

― nabisco, Monday, April 13, 2009 10:59 PM (9 minutes ago)
Really, if you were going to die while masturbating, a bathtub would be one of the more dignified places for it to happen

― nabisco, Monday, April 13, 2009 11:00 PM (7 minutes ago)
Every time you masturbate, god kills a Jim Morrison.

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Monday, April 13, 2009 11:01 PM (6 minutes ago)

"listen, mom, what you saw in the bathroom...that was me doing the world a great service"

but what did he say to his dad?

"I want to kill you"

isn't his dad dead by now?

I hear his dad's dog's dead

... oh no, my mistake, that was Ken Dodd's dad

how does it smell?

Don't know, but it died on the operating table while having its nose removed

what is happening

it least it wasn't in front of a baby

He injured his nose when a Scotsman asked him to help remove a trumpet that was growing in his garden

Now I'm envisioning the Shining - "Tot Mom! Tot Mom!"

― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 7:31 PM (15 minutes ago)

Shelly Duval screaming at "MOMTOT" reflected at her in a mirror isn't a chilling, though.

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 7:35 PM (11 minutes ago)

kindamuzik 10 jaar - drie beste platen van de afgelopen tien jaar

have massive love for MJ & I'm sure he'll win this poll here but Nick Cave's a better lyricist and songwriter any day, and also sets a sterling example for others by not having sex with children.

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:03 (Yesterday)

("I have...")

I cried when watching Meet the Parents because I felt sorry for Ben Stiller when Robert de Niro treated him so badly.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 7:04 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

― buttslam is a pretty good move (circa1916), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 7:06 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I want to believe

― the most naturally gifted poster of his generation (cozwn), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 7:08 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Repeated listenings of Kid A prompted by Chuck Klosterman's hypothesis that it eerily predicted 9/11

what on earth does this even mean?

― I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:56 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If you play "Treefingers" backwards you can hear Thom Yorke going "WATCH OUT FOR THE 9th OF NOVEMBER"

― Passantino Complexion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:58 AM (13 minutes ago)

in ohio some legislators wanted pink license plates for sex offenders, fortunately it failed

"First I survive breast cancer and now fuckers are running me off the road!"

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 3:48 PM (10 minutes ago)

hahahaha

hot dog down hallway is played out

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

by definition

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:06 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Maybe I should just turn it into an essay entitled "But What Will Happen to Us Long-Winded Types Now That We're All Into Status Updates And Soundbites? (An Ode To No One)"

― Cunga, Friday, 17 April 2009 08:48 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There should be a Twitter service that doesn't allow tweets with less than 140 words for that.

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 17 April 2009 09:52 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Twatter

― tits akimbo (kenan), Friday, 17 April 2009 09:56 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

on bbc we have:

'Ferguson turns up heat on Benitez' and 'Wenger transfer policy under fire'

is the office air con on too high or something?

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 17 April 2009 14:43 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

'Moyes anticipate warm Wembley atmosphere, the flaming nutcase'

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 17 April 2009 14:43 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Benitez removes shirt due to Fergie heat"

"Wenger quenches flames with 18m Delph purchase"

― Local Garda, Friday, 17 April 2009 14:44 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

'Lampard burns dinner'

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 17 April 2009 14:45 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And the reason not to induct this guy is??

he's bipolar

― Mr. Que, Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:03 PM (Yesterday)

lol'd so hard

then you cried for a while

lol/col

rofcmeo

speedwagon

lol/col

Afraid to ask what the "c" stands for...

crying

inference is a dead art

lolz chuck has never seen Roadhouse

― Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, April 16, 2009 12:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Neither has Jeff Healey (rimshot)

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, April 16, 2009 1:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too soon!

― kornrulez6969, Thursday, April 16, 2009 1:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

inference is a dead art

please edit post to read "I'm thinking of a dead art"

haha

if i just put my hand over everything after "Chuck Asay died" this thread makes me much happier.

― GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 18 April 2009 02:41 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ha, the thread title is classic, GBY.

[from somalian pirates appreciation thread]

Hey guys, if my dad is from quite near what used to be part of Somalia, and I once downloaded some albums off a peer-to-peer system, can I pretend this thread appreciates me?

― nabisco, Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:35 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If by Goth you mean Bauhaus, Specimen, Alien Sex Fiend, the Nephilim, the Sisters, the Mission, the March Violets, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, etc. then GOTH by a morbid, wavey-arm-dancing country fuckin' mile.

― Alex in NYC, Sunday, April 19, 2009 8:34 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

But if by Goth you mistakenly mean Joy Division, Swans, Killing Joke, then you can fuck right off.

― Alex in NYC, Sunday, April 19, 2009 8:35 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I kid, I kid.

― Alex in NYC, Sunday, April 19, 2009 8:36 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whats the question

"How easy is it to get AinNYC going by putting 'goth' and 'Killing Joke' in the same sentence?"

A request has been made for a 3rd post-mortem

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8008980.stm

On Monday it was revealed that a third post-mortem could be ordered into Mr Tomlinson's death.

It is thought the post mortem request may have come from the representatives of the police officer at the centre of the allegations.

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, April 20, 2009 3:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Let's all have a go!

― Pro Creationism Soccer 2009 (ledge), Monday, April 20, 2009 3:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Do we have a thread to document Alex In NYC's most pointless, out-of-context references to Killing Joke?

oh that is something we need

almost more than we need gold-plated Bentleys

Alex in NYC (vassifer) wrote this on thread Cover Connections VI - Back In Training on board I Love Music on Oct 25, 2002

KILLING JOKE ARE NOT GOTHS, GODDAMMIT!!!!!

could also have a poll, who gets angrier about false goth accusations: trayce about herself or alex on behalf of killing joke?

Alex in NYC (vassifer) wrote this on thread Joan Jett's Open Letter to Rolling Stone (Women in Rock - Feh) on board I Love Music on Nov 26, 2002

Killing Joke are not GOTHS, goddammit!!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer) wrote this on thread Least pretentious band on board I Love Music on Dec 9, 2002

KILLING JOKE ARE NOT GOTHS GODDAMMIT!!!!!

xp Hi Dere: and this thread would be titled "KILLING JOKE ARE NOT GOTHS GODDAMMIT!!!!"

Alex in NYC (vassifer) wrote this on thread songs about chess (or with metaphors from chess) on board I Love Music on Nov 9, 2004

"Chessboards" by Killing Joke

i think the thread should be called "hi, does anyone know if killing joke are goths?"

"So Killing Joke are not goth? What happened? I am confused."

killing joke: progenitors of goth music?

Do we have a thread to document Alex In NYC's most pointless, out-of-context references to Killing Joke?

Alex makes fewer references to Killing Joke than people referring to Alex & Killing Joke

like by a factor of something like 1:4

^^^^^

could also have a poll, who gets angrier about false goth accusations: trayce about herself or alex on behalf of killing joke?

― macarooni (omar little), Monday, April 20, 2009 3:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not false accusations tho

yeah i meant to put "false" in quotes

Alex makes fewer references to Killing Joke than people referring to Alex & Killing Joke

Dude could make big bucks in branding

Results 1 - 10 of about 53,300 for alex in nyc killing joke. (0.43 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,800 for ilx killing joke. (0.44 seconds)

alex may make fewer references to killing joke but his are more random and inappropriate - others references to alex and killing joke are not random - rather they are encouraged by alexs tendency to blurt out abt killing joke regardless of the circumstances

this "joke" is "killing" me

let's talk about wolf bands

actually ice cr?am that's not even slightly true, but the ppl who get big mileage out of goin LOL ALEX KILLING JOKE GOTH are persuaded enough of that for it to seem true to them

I supppose ruining the LOL thread is as much a tradition as LOL threads themselves now.

google doesn't lie

yes we may, at this point, be "killing" this "joke"

capn save a g-ho-th

wait

they're like "hey I heard I can get a rise out of Alex if I talk a lot about killing joke! this oughta be HILARIOUS" and then they talk shit while waiting for their balls to drop

capn save a killing j-ho-ke

Alex makes fewer references to Killing Joke than people referring to Alex & Killing Joke

like by a factor of something like 1:4

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Monday, April 20, 2009 7:58 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

per capita?

my balls: dropped

I suppose ruining the LOL thread is as much a tradition as LOL threads themselves now.
and boom goes the truth bomb

per capita?

this question demands a witty reply but I don't have it so I owe you one

actually ice cr?am that's not even slightly true, but the ppl who get big mileage out of goin LOL ALEX KILLING JOKE GOTH are persuaded enough of that for it to seem true to them

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Monday, April 20, 2009 4:05 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no he really does bring up killing joke w/little to no encouragement - or at least he used to before people started giving him a hard time abt it

wanna find recent examples of that icey

I thought that's what the new thread was for?

people have been giving him a hard time about that for EIGHT YEARS

oh it needs to be "recent"? fuck outta here with moving the goal posts

fwiw i just ran a search of Killing Joke mentions from 2001 to 2002, and in the space of a year they were mentioned about 150 times, and a third of them were from AINYC posts

it was funny for at least the first month of it

since then, sharply diminishing returns, but I can see how people who weren't around then might be a little sad that they were eight years late to the party

but feel free to go on demonstrating that fresh material is an alien concept, funny dudes! hey did you notice that Titatic SUCKED? omg, what the fuck is up with this MTV show the Real World, it's so dumb! I hear next year they're gonna shoot in London!

mountain jokes

being there at the start of an 8 year old internet meme about how some dude gets prickly when his fave band is called goth belongs on that unimpressive impressive things, doesn't it?

swans variation SWANS vs. SONIC YOUTH

i mean of course if i guy posted constantly for a while, and has been a much more sporadic presence in the last few years, people are going to think of him more based on his posting style from back then

not saying it's hilarious to joke about, it's not like i've been doing so, but man you guys are pretty defensive on his behalf

if A guy

yeesh.

see this is all funny

being there at the start of an 8 year old internet meme about how some dude gets prickly when his fave band is called goth belongs on that unimpressive impressive things, doesn't it?

don't judge me

schef OTM

not saying it's hilarious to joke about, it's not like i've been doing so, but man you guys are pretty defensive on his behalf

yeah - I mean, I guess, if it's defensive it's defensive of decent LOLs. cause as it stands it really is like if these guys were still rickrolling and patting themselves on the back about it.

alexs defenses of killing jokes non gothiness are pretty hilarious - everyone enjoys themselves and its really no big deal

yoinks on the name by the way

"everyone"

i mean he loves goth music but cant bring himself to admit it - he could be a minor sitcom character

lol forks

"fresh material"

tell me this isn't goth music!!

http://tinyurl.com/642wu3

alex in nyc and killing joke are one of the pillars of ILM!

Alex in Nyc meets Alf--I would watch that

especially if Alf was in a Killing Joke cover band

i know right...honestly he's one of the most curious characters we've ever had, people can't be blamed for dwelling on him. and i say that as someone who's long been bored of baiting Geir, etc. (xpost to matt)

alex in nyc and killing joke are one of the pillars of ILM!

so was Calum and Nicky Wire in a banana suit jokes but I don't see you cryin for the days gone by

Calum Joke

A+ max, sliding a beer down the bar atcha

Seven Pillars of Wisdom by J0hn D.

1. send all the money directly to me

Archie Comics - C/D?

2. stfu, no matter what it is you thought was gonna be funny

nicky wire in a banana suit really is one we should bring back

3-7. refer to step 1

8. Profit

guys stop ruining everything

9. kill the dog

this thread is like this today:
http://memeparty.com/i/e1b2fb172dc8f7f22ac826ac995aae15.gif

no, because that's funny

my only point was that the baton for ruining the LOL thread has finally been passed

now that we have this Site New Answers shit, why do we have three LOL threads all running at once?

I'm gonna call that a good point.

one is for actually funny things, one is for things roxy and hoos find funny, this one is basically inexplicable

this one is for people trying out new material

this is the one for telling people that things they think are funny actually aren't funny

It used to be
ILM LOL thread: Boring haha nabisco is long-winded geddit inside baseball bullshit
Noize LOL thread: jw-style trolling and forks-donated non-sequitur link wackiness

and now they're both pretty much a mix of both. Can we consolidate into just one EPIC LOLZ thread?

no

whiney you can start a "whiney g. weingarten official lolz thread" on i love cricket

i grant u permission

this is the one for telling people that things they think are funny actually aren't funny

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, April 20, 2009 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

why do we do this? :/

it's just words people type on a computer screen

do people in london still say 'you're giving me jokes'? i used to love that.

if there's one thing we all have in common, it's not caring about words people type on a computer screen

post cat

fwiw i thought ile lol threads were for backslappin 'u so funny $ILXOR' circlejerk self-congratulations and that noize lolz was for actual funny stuff the rest of the world made

and that one is for things roxy and hoos find funny

gbx otm. the early ILE lol threads are fucking dire desert of actual lols

fwiw i thought ile lol threads were for backslappin 'u so funny $ILXOR' circlejerk self-congratulations and that noize lolz was for actual funny stuff the rest of the world made

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, April 20, 2009 3:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

soooooooomeone's never been quoted on an excelsior thread

thought it was the other way round

we all know why whiney doesn't like deserts

the early ILE lol threads are fucking dire desert of actual lols

all of the lol threads i've seen are fucking dire desert of lols--it's just like the WS thread. someone posts a hottie, and then there are 50 posts debating hotness.

hopefully j0hn will let me know when whiney drowning jokes aren't funny any more

xposts
oh wait by 'rest of the world' u mean funny animated gifs found on other sites and that, cool

hopefully j0hn will let me know when whiney drowning jokes aren't funny any more

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, April 20, 2009 4:55 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah i'm sure he'll say they have the timeless quality of making fun of rappers and feminists

whiney otm

whiney drowning a feminist rapper would be an ILX wet dream mirit?

3 feet high and asphyxiating

forksclovestofu, blindly smashing together memes since 2001

long since before then, son.

http://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/chicken_baby_large.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/164340543_616fdc863d.jpg

"wet dream"

is that the pug's name or

just putting an exclamation mark on my halfhearted zing
tho' it could be the pug's name

whiney what was with the que sera nickname?

soooooooomeone's never been quoted on an excelsior thread

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, April 20, 2009 3:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

:(

btw dudes i was actually being serious and not-zingy: excelsior threads have always been intra-ilx joeks, and all the other laff threads have been just general funny shit people have found

do yr homework

yah but your employment of the phrase "circle jerk self-congratulations" does not suggest an endorsement

it is a statement of fact. i still think they're funny some times, but that doesn't mean they're not circlejerkin and self-congratulatory! i feel the same way whenever i try to relay something funny a friend of mine said to someone who doesn't know that person. sometimes you really do have to be there

wtf why is this controversial, ppl

you don't know him very well, then! xpost :(

:/

xpost prob not but im gon find a gbx post to park here so dude can join the jerking circles anyway :D

brb

the san diego chicken is totally biting that baby on the head

gbx wrote this on thread Which is the best dinosaur? on board I Love Everything on Nov 22, 2007

A: the one i'm riding

best i could do before.... i got bored, altho im sure there's better out there. sry dude.

dude

whiney what was with the que sera nickname?

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Monday, April 20, 2009 5:56 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I figured you of all people should have gotten that joke.

Hint: Look at anything in your office that has your name on it.

um, yeah. that's why i was a little freaked by that.

do you get freaked out every time you see your byline?

i mean:

― the talented mr shipley (and what), Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:43 (4 months ago)

and
it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:11 (1 month ago)

and it was obv done with love, so i don't understand why u were freaked out

I'd get freaked out if my byline showed up as someone else's screenname!
i'm not being hissyfit about it, just weirded me for a sec.

anyways, move along folks, nothing to see here

my middle name is "decent LOLs," so I get where you're coming from

it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:11 (1 month ago)

^^classic material

Sometimes I see a packet of noodles in the supermarket and for a second wonder what my name's doing there.

http://www.homee.com/pic/someonewrong.png

just came in the mail:

bishop perry tillis -- in times like these*
the rats -- intermittent signals*
cold cave -- the trees grew emotions and died
v/a -- under the coconut tree: music from grand cayman and tortola (orig music!)

*bent corners, side-splits :( hopefully MS recs will let me mail back the jackets for new ones...

― 69, Monday, April 20, 2009 6:47 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

our whole box of rats recs was kinda beat up. doubled boxed & everything, but it took forever to show up. maybe a local postal worker has a beef with msr

― ian, Monday, April 20, 2009 6:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

their small-box shipments are wrapped too tight, in boxes too small.

― 69, Monday, April 20, 2009 6:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your mom's box is too small :\

― ian, Monday, April 20, 2009 6:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you mom reads termbo

― 69, Monday, April 20, 2009 7:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your moms mom reads termbo AND williamsboard

― ian, Monday, April 20, 2009 7:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you know she just lurks!

― 69, Monday, April 20, 2009 7:09 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, but her box is too small.

― ian, Monday, April 20, 2009 7:12 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

it will have to do for now.

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

― cutty, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cutty has to go back in time next week and make sure max is born or all his posts will be erased

― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:16 AM (36 minutes ago)

dom p petition

^^^the excelsior this lolthread earned

when did xkcd start truthbombing ILX and not the other way around

There is definitely no digital age Frank Sinatra yet.

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 6:41 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^hasn't heard the siren song of michael buble

― 4,000 hoes in blackburn, lancashire (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:42 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

probably just me lolling at the word 'buble'

url=Wiki Culture

Just keep reading.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4466/911y.jpg

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shouldnt that be Reprember Roreven?

...Rot Rorget?

New black metal tribute band, I think.

lol phonetic cookie-monster spelling

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/kenarshavin.jpg

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Saturday, April 25, 2009 1:40 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

are we taking into account the fact that every successful rebellion was the final product of many failed rebellions?

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:23 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i know i am

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:49 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

last updated 1 hour ago by giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel)] 486 new answers

To be fair though, Jon had done the same thing (hacking ILX) before and gotten temp banned or yellow carded for it, so it's not like he didn't see that coming. In general, though, I think he'd become much a nicer poster during the last couple of years, so I do hope he's not gone forever.

As for Dom and Gershy, I'm not quite sure if they should be banned permanently, but I don't think there's much point in arguing what was the straw that broke the camel's back and lead to the actual banning, when anyone who visits these boards regularly could see they'd been making personal insults and generally nasty and pointless posts for quite some time before they got banned. Gershy's "schtick", for example, seemed to be reviving old threads to find some "dirt" on other posters, some of whom weren't even around anymore when Gershy revived those threads.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 6:15 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

for the love of god people it's "shtick". it probably shouldn't be, but it is.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 6:23 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary "schtick" is a variant of "shtick". I use the former spelling because I've studied German so it seems more natural to me.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

198?: before anyone had heard of him
1992: not gonna front, actually pretty dece
1993: the 'crimplene scene' rip
1994: still good
1995: not so much
1996: supernova
1997: curiously silent
1998: did 'champagne heroin addict' or something
1999: who knows?
2000: who cares?
2001: disinters scott walker iirc
2002: ?
2003: start of britpop revival
2004: grows a beard?
2005: got nuthin'
2006: possibly released solo album?
2007: maybe this was the year of the solo album?
2008: lives in paris by this point, said something snotty about kids today iirc
2009: he's baaaaaaaack
I am an American and thus still enjoy his increasingly tired schtick

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 5:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

i know not having dom around is tough and all but you gotta show some consistency dude

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tuomas bringin the factual info.

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:39 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ive studied german

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:50 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great, another board translator

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:51 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm pretty sure 'shtick' isn't a word there, champ.

― the next grozart, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:55 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just there?

― Lamp, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:00 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it is, but its spelled differently. xpost.

― FREE DOM AND RIQUE (☪), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your text

I've got a feeling that gershy is knocking around here somewhere

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:03 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't think "schtick" is an actual German word, I just tend to write this particular German-looking word the way Germans would write it. And most of Yiddish does come from German, right?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:05 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I bet if I said "I don't think so" I could draw out an argument with Tuomas about whether Yiddish comes from German for over seventy posts before he Googled the matter

who wants action, I'm offering 3-1

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:35 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'll take that action

(i've just mailed tuomas offering him 50% of the proceeds if he co-operates, i sincerely hope he gets the concept)

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

According to Wikipedia Yiddish is a High German language, alongside standard German and Luxembourgish. I guess it's too simple to say that most of it comes from German, since it has developed alongside it, but I assume it's closer to German than to Hebrew or any other language. I haven't seen much Yiddish writing, but many of the words I have seen certainly seem to be quite close to their German counterparts, if not identical.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:16 AM BookmarkSuggest Ban Permalink

fuck's sake

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:37 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah but Tuomas Wikipedia can be edited by anybody. It's just not a reliable source of information - for sure you can't use it as a source if you're trying to argue language origins.

Darraghmac, I accept credit cards.

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:41 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Yiddish argument holds water. It looks lost without the 'c'. But then I like to use 'u's where they are supposed to go as well.

― Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:42 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tbh j0hn, i can't see it getting to 70 posts w/out a mod lock.

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:43 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

schtick implies an incorrect pronunciation

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:44 AM Bookmark

never ban tuomas

ban gabbneb

j/k!

came to post a shortened version of that

I wish you had...

lols

i dunno al

Could see this going places.

― dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:37 (1 hour ago) Permalink

i dunno aldo

― just being playful and friendly (some dude), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:39 (1 hour ago) Permalink

Hi. I've tried to clean up my act, and in spite of the occasional grievous error (which I've profusely apologised for) such as JFC.jpg, I think I'm largely succeeding. Whether this is a sign of belated maturity or a reaction to the sword of Damocles imminently pendant over my very ILX existence remains to be seen; I'd rather hope to think it's the former, but if SB has had a positive effect, it HAS been to impress the value of thinking before posting with somewhat more assiduousness than I'd been exercising beforehand. 3 SBs gained in the past 4 months (at last count; can this please be updated in case I've caused any significant offence in the past few days), as opposed to 90 in the previous half-year, bears testament to this. I'm seriously trying to stave off the remaining nine, even indefinitely, if I can.

Anyhow, enough of the self promotion. I've been banned from 77 since before my temp ban, following an offence that although serious (reposting a non-77 user to 77) I think I've served enough time for. I maintain I was made something of an example of, and also maintain that my offence was borne out of stupidity rather than malice, stupidity which I am slowly weaning out of my system. This sort of self-analysis can come over a bit jerkish so I won't press my case any further, but it'd be cool if you could let me back onto 77 kthx :)

― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:34 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tl;sb

― estela, Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:44 PM (2 days ago)

this is like when my aunt tried to protect my grandma from netflix

― bnw, Friday, October 31, 2008 5:00 PM (6 months ago)

Hi. I've tried to clean up my act, and in spite of the occasional grievous error (which I've profusely apologised for) such as JFC.jpg, I think I'm largely succeeding. Whether this is a sign of belated maturity or a reaction to the sword of Damocles imminently pendant over my very ILX existence remains to be seen; I'd rather hope to think it's the former, but if SB has had a positive effect, it HAS been to impress the value of thinking before posting with somewhat more assiduousness than I'd been exercising beforehand. 3 SBs gained in the past 4 months (at last count; can this please be updated in case I've caused any significant offence in the past few days), as opposed to 90 in the previous half-year, bears testament to this. I'm seriously trying to stave off the remaining nine, even indefinitely, if I can.

Anyhow, enough of the self promotion. I've been banned from 77 since before my temp ban, following an offence that although serious (reposting a non-77 user to 77) I think I've served enough time for. I maintain I was made something of an example of, and also maintain that my offence was borne out of stupidity rather than malice, stupidity which I am slowly weaning out of my system. This sort of self-analysis can come over a bit jerkish so I won't press my case any further, but it'd be cool if you could let me back onto 77 kthx :)

"I am tired of jibes about my giant speeches. The first such incident occurred in 1976 when....."

the goths will vote goth but deny being a goth 3 times

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:37 PM (1 week ago)

there was one time about five years ago, driving around in palo alto in july when this convertible drove up beside me with two traditionally-cute stanford students, and they both looked at me and smiled, and I smiled back, and at that exact moment my cassette stereo (which I'd forgotten I had turned up quite loud) auto-reversed into the opening scree of yoko ono's 'plastic ono band'. their smiles vanished and they both turned away, then the light turned and they floored it a few seconds after yoko had begun repeatedly screaming the word 'WHY'

― Milton Parker, Saturday, 2 May 2009 00:39 (17 hours ago)

hahaha poor dude

hey, this weekend is a bank holiday!

― jed_, Saturday, 2 May 2009 21:48 (Yesterday)

hope you die!

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 2 May 2009 22:12 (Yesterday)

tx

― jed_, Saturday, 2 May 2009 22:16 (Yesterday) [IP: 81.151.71.94]

going out for a death now, enjoy yourselves guys

― Local Garda, Sunday, 3 May 2009 13:23 (1 hour ago)

poor ronan, mainstream indie mnml too loud on the iphone headphones too loud to hear the approaching bus

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 3 May 2009 13:38 (1 hour ago)

"in the end the irony was the music was not minimal enough for him to hear that bus"

― Local Garda, Sunday, 3 May 2009 13:43 (1 hour ago)

nice knowing you.

― jed_, Sunday, 3 May 2009 13:47 (1 hour ago)

actually kind of scared now

― Local Garda, Sunday, 3 May 2009 13:48 (1 hour ago)

this movie was ass. EDITING MUTHAFUCKA DO IT SPEAK IT.

― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Saturday, 2 May 2009 08:51 (Yesterday) Permalink

plus, can we stop pretending to care about the problems of privileged?

― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Saturday, 2 May 2009 08:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

Who's pretending? I really care about them.

― I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 May 2009 13:22 (Yesterday) Permalink

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In some sense, isn't the Coldplay "original" something of a remix itself?

― Josh in Chicago, maandag 4 mei 2009 11:58 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

?

― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), maandag 4 mei 2009 11:58 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bcz of kraftwerk i guess

― The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), maandag 4 mei 2009 12:00 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats not a remix

― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), maandag 4 mei 2009 12:00 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in a sense we are all remixes. in a very real sense god is like a remix.

― Local Garda, maandag 4 mei 2009 12:04 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

god is the master tape. we are all 128kbps mp3 copies of that master tape, posted on blogs

― juniper jazz (haitch), maandag 4 mei 2009 12:15 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i44.tinypic.com/2mcc4kx.jpg

― StanM, Monday, May 4, 2009 2:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

EXcellent

(It's from Viz, apparently. Slightly bigger version http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8301/jadedianamemorialtablet.jpg )

good luck UK

good luck forks

Good luck to one and all

have fun everyone

one question I've used during job interviews is "tell me the biggest misperception other people have about you" - it's a way to get people to tell you something true about themselves, because there are rarely misperceptions about people's behavior. people figure out other people's deals, and we don't hide ourselves as well as we like to imagine.

One thing I get a lot - from wildly different people, throughout different eras of my life, different locations, and so on - is how they thought I was mean and scary when the first saw me around and realized I was neither of these things and was actually kind of a goofball after they got to know me. I'm a big guy and my default, zoning-out facial expression is actually really intimidating looking so I totally understand, but this has come up more than a couple of times. So I'd say that I inadvertently hid my true self fairly well.

Mostly I can be my own self around most of my friends, but my real, true, longest lasting friends are the ones I can be gross and scatological around and they don't find it beneath them, and in fact elevate the conversation by trying to be even grosser. Lots of other, more casual friends aren't into this at all.

― joygoat, Monday, May 4, 2009 2:58 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ serial killer ^

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, May 4, 2009 2:59 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If I was a serial killer, wouldn't I try to be charming and friendly and turn mean after I get you into my car/house/big rig, prior to killing you instead of causing people to avoid me in the first place?

― joygoat, Monday, May 4, 2009 3:04 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you've thought about this a lot

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, May 4, 2009 3:05 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

From this oddly quiet thread:

A is for Amazon, for buying CDs.
B is for Best Buy, another shop. Jeez.
C is for Craigslist, more buying and selling.
D is for Dictionary, quite useful for spelling.
E is for Ebay. I'm sensing a trend.
F is for Facebook, add as a friend?
G is for Gmail, I use this a bit.
H is for Hotmail, some old fucking shit.
I is for Ikea, with wacky-named beds
J is for John Lewis (over non-Britishes heads)
K is for Kohls. God knows what that is
L is for Limewire, friend of the music biz
M is for Myspace - it's Facebook for kids
N is for Next, more spending of quids
O is for Obama, first dude at the top
P is for Photobucket, I can tell it's a shop
Q is for Quotes which are QFT
R is for Ryanair, cheap flights to Paris
S is for Southwest Airlines, my metre fails
T is for Target, clothes, furniture, sales.
U is for Utube, I hope that's not porn
V is for Verizon Wireless (yawn)
W is for W. Recursive but true.
X is for X. That thing dance fans do.
Y is for Youtube. The real one this time
And Z is for Zavvi which frankly is a bitch to rhyme.

― Munter S Thompson (Noodle Vague), Sunday, May 3, 2009 12:27 AM

holy cow

Q is for Quotes which are QFT
R is for Ryanair, cheap flights to Paris

mad props

Winner. Especially:

Q is for Quotes which are QFT
R is for Ryanair, cheap flights to Paris

xpost HAHAHA mindmeld again!

cute!

i don't get it

"paree"

ohhhhhhhhhh

Yeh, shit: it was italicised on the original thread but I forgot to fix the formatting when I pasted it here. Sorry.

Slight edit:

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The first problem I have is that the family is very sympathetic*, from what I remember, with the sole exception of the fact they kill and are criminals. The second is the "no matter who they are," as the people who get murdered by the family were always less than sympathetic. I never recall watching the Corleone's kill somebody and being appalled as I would've been had the victim been portrayed as really innocent and undeserving of it - and even when they do murder someone it's always done out of some code of honor, even Fredo's death is has a sort of Abraham-Isaac "your death is a commandment, not a personal wish" element.

*My definition of sympathy is that I can imaginatively see myself in their position and, gauging their actions, morally judge it to be understandable, if not something I condone.

― Cunga, Monday, May 4, 2009 11:31 AM (1 hour ago)

yeah, Sonny just begs the viewer to sympathize with him

― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, May 4, 2009 11:35 AM (1 hour ago)

not to mention the masculine ideal that is fredo

― s1ocki, Monday, May 4, 2009 11:48 AM (1 hour ago)

NV, that alphabet! <3 <3 <3

i feel like Lou Reed and Paul Simon should've done some kind of gritty cop drama at this point in their career. Directed by William Friedkin. "Waiting For The One Trick Pony."

^^^ILE needs to make this happen. Presumably the "In every cop show ever" thread would be a starting point

only 40 people were at the first sublime show, but they each went out and raped somebody

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 11:22 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

louis i feel like i'm an amputee veteran and yr trying to tell me what "really" happened in 'Nam

tell me about it ... I'm having Martin Sheen-in-the-hotel freakouts remembering having to play a lot of those on the radio between 92 and 95. PTSD hits whenever I hear Sarah McLachlan or that Blind Melon song ...

xp Matt: Cranberries "mosh pit" ... that's what happens when you get out of the boat!

― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 24 April 2009 21:17 (1 week ago) Permalink

Never get out of the boat!!!

― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 24 April 2009 21:18 (1 week ago)

Just came here to post that one about Sublime

I got in a fight once with a guy who insisted the song 'Summertime' from Porgy & Bess was a rip off of 'Doing Time.'

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 1:52 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What, "Doing time, and the living is difficulty.." ?

I got in a fight once with a guy who insisted the song 'Summertime' from Porgy & Bess was a rip off of 'Doing Time.'

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 1:52 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this either belongs in "things that are kind of lol but mostly sad" or "things abbott made up"

Or Matos's step-father thread (did I get that right? the "I can't turn my face into a heart" guy)

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/98/l_d44a9adbf13b4b31b0af0623db2561ce.gif

― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 10:49 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Where's the joke in that?

You've just provided it.

I expected something funny to happen, but it's just some dude flirting with the camerea.

Then he gets shot by a plasma gun from the left.

I expected something funny to happen, but it's just some dude flirting with the camerea

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/Tuomas013.jpg

agh

I admit that GIF probably isn't as funny if you haven't been watching American Idol.

Tuomas doesn't believe in "context"

This thread just became NSFAnywhere

I expected something funny to happen, but it's just some dude flirting with the camerea

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/Tuomas013.jpg

― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:51 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

agh

I admit that GIF probably isn't as funny if you haven't been watching American Idol.

― I'm gone (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:53 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is there an 'xpost' missing there, dan?

hahahaha YES

If thine eyes offend thee, pluck them out

tapeworms are quite possibly the scariest shit ever

― mark cl, Friday, May 8, 2009 12:11 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like, that thing lives inside of you

― mark cl, Friday, May 8, 2009 12:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and grows

― mark cl, Friday, May 8, 2009 12:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ugh

― mark cl, Friday, May 8, 2009 12:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

TS: tapeworms vs babies

― admiral tub-a-lub (HI DERE), Friday, May 8, 2009 12:14 PM Bookmark

tapeworms all the way!

Con: parasite
Pro: it's okay to masturbate in front of a tapeworm

lol

Con: can infest both men and women
Pro: cheaper to deal with

Con: less acceptable to show pictures of at the office
Pro: helps with weight loss

Con: won't have your eyes
Pro: cheaper to put through college

Con: won't put you in a sketchy nursing home when you're old
Pro: don't have to buy it holiday gifts

Con: it's a tapeworm
Pro: at least it's not a baby

Con: won't win a beauty contest
Pro: won't need new shoes every three months

jesus dudes

Propose anybody who gets to 50 has a FINISH HIM jpeg attached to their subsequent posts.

― Dom P's Rusty Nuts (Noodle Vague), Saturday, May 9, 2009 11:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3565/3432814325_73bc743810.jpg

― sleep, Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:36 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hot pink-haired girls can do whatever hg wells shit they want tho imo

― if sarahel down below, we're all gonna go (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:40 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

she's not hot & that's more like violet.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dude she's like 45 years old

― triple-hater protection (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe i need to clean my monitor?

― if sarahel down below, we're all gonna go (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:45 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hopefully not

― triple-hater protection (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:45 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jordan is your new name some kind of weird pun on Mercator Projection?

i thought it was a spin on some deodorant slogan

i love that that's where you go with that xp

i didn't get that at first because the only monitor-cleaning i had in mind was what j0rdan meant! i'm one step ahead maybe

the display name is from some jpg that rev posted - dont remember what thread tho

I don't remember ever posting or even seeing a jpg with that phrase.

Have you put on weight yet?

who goes snowboarding in a tank top?

steampunks

tank tops are a big part of their subculture

http://www.harkavagrant.com/historydrawings/victoriansfinal.png

tanktop snowboarding was big in victorian subculture

lol what did that sentence mean

who doesnt remember the famous tanktop snowboarding scene in middlemarch

you're confusing the victorian steampunks with the final fantasy steampunks

who doesnt remember the famous tanktop snowboarding scene in ff3

I'm just saying, I don't want to be part of any subculture that involves falling down in snow with bare arms

it's about the FREEDOM to fall down in snow with bare arms

how do you get snow off a monocle?

steam it off

"tanktop snowboarding in victorian subculture"

remind me which peel session the fall recorded this for

this either belongs in "things that are kind of lol but mostly sad" or "things abbott made up"

― hot dog hallway desperately seeking catsuppp dude (Whiney G. Weingarten)

Whiney I am insulted; I am non a maker-upper of things unlabeled as made-up.

Surely you jest. To feel insulted by Whiney G. Weingarten implies at least a small degree of respect for him.

file it in the former category then!

surely you jest.

Shirley U. Gest

Sug B. Gest

Sug Knight

dr bumhurt

shirley u. gesticulate

Edited for lulz:

max otm for not wanting to kiw people who spend more time telling you what they are instead of being a person.

― mh, Monday, May 11, 2009 7:28 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and yet still he posts here

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, May 11, 2009 7:49 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark

jpeg of Morbs and Perrin on cereal box, plz

― Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, May 11, 2009 4:45 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Two scoops of outrage

― Ned Raggett, Monday, May 11, 2009 4:45 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Suggest bran...

thanks for reminding me

lol @ dudes who are mad this isn't the Comedy Central Roast of Barack Obama

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 23:20 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Though they should get Norm MacDonald next year imo

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 23:22 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"they want to murder you ... in a well. seems a bit harsh."

― autogucci cru (deej), Monday, 11 May 2009 23:31 (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u didn't hear about the marlboro golden ticket contest?

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, May 11, 2009 4:35 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it was a white ticket before years of tar buildup

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, May 11, 2009 4:36 PM (2 hours ago)

Oh yeah, and we all noticed the names inscribed on the shuttlecraft, right?

RIGHT?

― kingfish, Monday, May 11, 2009 11:39 PM (Yesterday)

no K, why don't you tell us the names inscribed on the shuttlecraft so we can make you Emperor of the Treehouse.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 5:24 AM (2 hours ago)

why don't you keep dogging everyone who liked this movie so we can make you emperor of the doghouse.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:19 AM (21 minutes ago)

you green-blooded hobgoblin.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:38 AM (1 minute ago)

star trek/spiderman crossover was what i was thinking there

― s1ocki, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:39 AM (48 seconds ago)

with dilithium crystals come great responsibility

― pen(istentiary) (stevie), Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:40 AM (4 seconds ago)

lols @ "you green-blooded hobgoblin."

http://img2.pict.com/01/18/06/f2cc3c3e9c355a5631783c9669/SOqD0/2zcg.gif

kind of massive - more than 2 megs. WORTH IT

Henry, we need thunderpants.jpg now more than ever, why have you forsaken this board?

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Monday, 11 May 2009 03:12 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i passed the torch long ago

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Monday, 11 May 2009 03:14 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that had to hurt

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Monday, 11 May 2009 03:15 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"you green-blooded hobgoblin." is killing me.

lolol insert that line about gleeful entendres, americans and 1 minute later here

Phil, how's the vinyl sounding? I'm hoping to get that before the weekend.

― A. Begrand, Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't own a turntable.

― unperson, Friday, May 15, 2009 12:28 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so they probably sound really weird then.

― scott seward, Friday, May 15, 2009 12:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

oh, i didn't know that "green-blooded hobgoblin" was a star trek reference. definitely more lol-worthy read as some random off the wall insult.

"oh hai isolated villager what up imma just take this 6 gp and antidote u got squirreled away k thnx 420 kill a goblin everyday"

― Lamp, Sunday, 17 May 2009 16:06 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

man that's like my whole junior high life right there

"kill a goblin everyday" made me lol out loud

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

― snoball, Sunday, May 17, 2009 3:04 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't quite understand the site... How is it different from Wikipedia?

― Tuomas, Sunday, May 17, 2009 7:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm sure it can help you figure it out.

― s1ocki, Sunday, May 17, 2009 9:25 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/shanfamilyDM1403_468x325.jpg

wow the Manics really let themselves go

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Sunday, May 17, 2009 8:59 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

SB CRUISIN'

Hahaha, I laughed so hard at Blueski's Manic's remark, where's that from?

daily mail thread

Incredibly OTM

(I did think that myself before I saw blueski's caption, still though...)

glory hog

not at all. Who remembers the second man on the moon?

youre equating yourself with buzz aldrin???

lol

No, I was asking "Who remembers the second man on the moon?"

The answer being "Roxymuzak"

That answer will get you no points and many a quizzical glare at a pub quiz.

oh, you're British!

roxy explains it all

RoxyAlpha AKA WolframMuzak

(I did think that myself before I saw blueski's caption, still though...)

― Mark G, maandag 18 mei 2009 6:51 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

glory hog

― phil ochsymuzak (roxymuzak), maandag 18 mei 2009 6:55 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not at all. Who remembers the second man on the moon?

― Mark G, maandag 18 mei 2009 6:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

youre equating yourself with buzz aldrin???

― phil ochsymuzak (roxymuzak), maandag 18 mei 2009 7:01 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

― Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), maandag 18 mei 2009 7:05 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No, I was asking "Who remembers the second man on the moon?"

The answer being "Roxymuzak"

That answer will get you no points and many a quizzical glare at a pub quiz.

― Mark G, maandag 18 mei 2009 8:20 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh, you're British!

― phil ochsymuzak (roxymuzak), maandag 18 mei 2009 8:20 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

roxy explains it all

― oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), maandag 18 mei 2009 8:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

RoxyAlpha AKA WolframMuzak

― snoball, maandag 18 mei 2009 8:25 (2 hours ago) Bookmark

youre equating yourself with buzz aldrin???

incredibly well remembered!

haha thats not unusual knowledge in the states i dont think????

Even I know the second man on the Moon was Buzz Aldrin.

lol

fourth?

I even used to remember who the third dude on Apollo 11 was, the one who never got to walk on the Moon, but now I've forgotten his name. I think he was Michael something...

Jackson

http://www.hefnet.com/images/alanbeanCD1.gif
..

Ever felt like giving up?
I've felt like giving up.
But not since 1969.

I found a greater truth,
At a godly altitude,
Won't waste another day of my life.

As we tumbled down to earth,
We felt the capsule turn,
We saw the blue skies burn.

As we splashed down in the sea,
You were praying on your knees,
It bought a change in me.

Everyone will forget soon,
The fourth man on the moon,
But I've got it in my mind.

I'd like to paint your eyes,
But I've got to paint the sky.
Going to be a painter all my life.
As we tumbled down to earth,
We felt the capsule turn,
We saw the blue skies burn.

As we splashed down in the sea,
You were praying on your knees,
It bought a change in me.

And what you didn't see,
I'll let you see through me.
I'm going to paint the moon for you.

Ever felt like giving up?
'We've felt like giving up'
Ever felt like giving up?
'All the time.'

i mean they went together, u are basically retarded if you dont know this

apologies to british who have a whole different thing going on

Ah yeah, Michael Jackson. He invented the moonwalk because he was jealous he couldn't actually walk on the moon.

it was poorly researched

Michael Collins

who will be first british on the moon?????

Michael Mcintyre at this rate :(

Michael Flatley was the first lord of the dance on the moon

jewess lager will attempt to play a 12 minutes vacuum solo in the vacuum of space

jewess lager sound a bit like l0u1s jagg3r, the first ilxor on the moon

a 12 minutes vacuum solo in the vacuum of space

!!!!!!!! @ idea of "first ilxor on the moon"

buzz aldrin lurks fwiw

hahaha im sure even tuomas remembers that hilarious footage of buzz aldrin punching a guy in the face

Even I know the second man on the Moon was Buzz Aldrin.

― Tuomas, 18 May 2009 10:40 (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

golden

Needs The Lex to ask "What's this 'moon' thing you're going on about?"

whats the difference between michael jackson and buzz aldrin?

buzz aldrin walked on the moon and...
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michael jackson likes to fuck little boys

i think excelsior thread just hit event horizon

the Pledge has music now?
does it sound like Watch on the Rhine?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 18 May 2009 18:08 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think it's to the tune of "I Like to Move It, Move It"

― High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:11 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i pledge allegiance llegiance

buzz aldrin otm

astronauts need to clock motherfuckers more often

!!!!!!!! @ idea of "first ilxor on the moon"

i've been there

l-r: cankles, spacehater

i like the idea of 5secondfilms

http://5secondfilms.com/v3beta/watch/173

<embed src="http://5secondfilms.com/files/player.swf"; width="500" height="301" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="file=http://s3.amazonaws.com/5sf/films/comingofage.mov&autostart=false"; />

omg awesome website

cannot get over "the changeling"

Spot the the odd one out:

http://www.fruugo.com/fi/fi/eur/productsearch.htm?tfSearch=leatherman

Cheapest tool there

I JUST SAW ILX USER "MAX" IN WHOLE FOODS
HEY THIS WEIRD BIKE NERD DUDE WAS CHECKING ME OUT IN WHOLE FOODS

First one esp. just cracked me the fuck up.

yes

jesus that pic :O

Hey, who friended me on facebook recently? Some ILXer friended me, but since they have a joeks name, I have no idea who it is. (How did I know they were from facebook? They have PFM writer on their employment list and we share a friend with Ned.)

― Mordy, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 7:34 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's everyone on Facebook.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 8:22 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00659/news-graphics-2008-_659250a.jpg

CHAOS REIGNS

― juniper jazz (haitch), Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:18 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Sorry to do two in a row.)

Imagine if Wesley Willis had a twitter

― ricardos montalban (tehresa), Friday, May 22, 2009 10:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yay the return of fun afternoon with vacuum salesman guy

― unattainable panini (jjjusten), Saturday, May 23, 2009 10:45 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

UH that is in reference to that picture, not the topic of abortion BTW

― unattainable panini (jjjusten), Saturday, May 23, 2009 10:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Was just coming to post that one.

http://www.six-something.org/images/Pantera-power_metal.jpg

kind of lol mostly sad

― wilter, Friday, 22 May 2009 14:09 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow look at vinnie

― Charlie Howard, Friday, 22 May 2009 15:29 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he looks like a gummi bear

― wilter, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:31 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, well, if Momus concentrated a bit more on music and less on this moral and cultural and existentialist nonsense, then maybe he could have recorded something half as good as "Kiss This Thing Goodbye".

― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 May 2009 03:50 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just fyi--i was the guy on the primary threads saying that obama would immediately dismantle US imperial power and personally ensure that no one ever died again

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, May 25, 2009 3:38 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol u got punkd

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Monday, May 25, 2009 3:45 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guys it's a beautiful day out and there's barbecue and dj paul.
be kind to one another

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 25, 2009 10:42 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i want to go to a bbq and blast dj paul and just kick over the grill and go YAAAHHH TRICK YAHHH

― death cab for kudi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, May 25, 2009 10:47 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is why u weren't invited to my bbq

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 25, 2009 11:53 AM Bookmark

speaking of watching movies in order to get laid, what movie screams "I really want it in the butt"?

― people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, May 25, 2009 9:33 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"vera drake"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, May 25, 2009 9:37 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

beat me to it

omg

Clever

i don't even get it :/

my sympathies

haha...

Explanation: No risk of preg.

This is terribly sad. There was a terrific interview with him in Amplifier in the late 90's/2000 about Summerteeth in which he confessed his love for early Bee Gees (not an easy admission to make back then) and discussed his use of the Chamberlain, a precursor to the Mellotron.

I really thought a lot of his playing on that record and concur with others who noted that his departure from Wilco was a real loss -- they never have equaled that partnership again, IMO.

― Naive Teen Idol, Monday, May 25, 2009 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah its gonna turn a game from a 13 pt lead

― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Monday, May 25, 2009 11:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oops wrong thread sorry!

― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Monday, May 25, 2009 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

For a second I'm all "Well that's one way to look at it..."

― Ned Raggett, Monday, May 25, 2009 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Edited for lol

Video games are a younger medium and shit's got less pussy than Melmac.

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 4:05 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did you just make an alf joke

― bnw, Wednesday, May 27, 2009 4:05 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That is the universal reaction to an Alf joke btw.

Heheh I loved it <3

Alf jokes are as under-appreciated as liking the Bee Gees in the early 1990s imo

fuck I just got that Alf joke.

it was the pussy that tipped you off

"shit's got less pussy" is just a gross train of words imo

u know ilu abbs just sayin

wrong thread?

from the Cannes thread

it's Noe day, I am totally rapt

― Local Gouda (country matters), Friday, May 22, 2009 9:24 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's spelled raped

― Dr Morbius, Friday, May 22, 2009 9:41 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"u know i love u abbs"

what ethnicity does Bozo belong to?

― Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 6:05 PM (5 minutes ago)

africlown-american

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 6:05 PM (4 minutes ago)

Pretty much everything from this point on down:

Favorite poster from NR's "The Corner"

http://brookesworld.com/images/stories/brooke_The_Redemption_cover_(hi_res)%20copy.jpg

― i'm educated in sex, yes (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahah w/that display name

i lol'd:

Tuomas has always had a lot in common with Robin Hood.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:08 AM (1 hour ago)

Wearing tights and living in a forest, presumably.

― dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Thursday, May 28, 2009 5:28 AM (2 minutes ago)

listening to NPR like two minutes ago and there's this kind of inane cell-phone technology puff piece on, and they get a caller. daniel, a contractor of some kind, is telling the anchor dude (neil?) in a weird broken-dieter accent that this new technology saves him from hours of driving a day, since he gets in touch with all of his sites via those walky-talky jobbies.
--- So, sir, you're in construction?
--- Ja, and the improved vibration settings are amaaazing, so you can always tell, you just drive around and it just fits so perfectly in your scheißer hole and (thanks for the feedback! cut to 'commercial')

someone tell me that i am not the only person who heard this

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the trick to not being an asshole is to make sure your name isn't alliterative

― tuppence d bag (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 2:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thank you for the advice, Whiney G. Weingarten

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 2:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

(in fairness, I think I was explicitly restating a joke that had just been made)

a mild, gentle one:

can't wait for morbs to weigh in on this
― I know in my soul that history will avenge the Wayanses (jeff), Thursday, May 28, 2009 3:38 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...

morbz is obviously off somewhere buying balloons
― NEO-GEO v THE DREAMCAST (some dude), Thursday, May 28, 2009 3:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(on UP thread, obv)

haa and louis is stuck on his front porch

my confidence in this movie was seriously shaken when i looked at the cast list and saw the words "Justin Long as Professor Clay Dalton"

― moonshipley journey to baja fresh (some dude), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Justin Long is actually a professor irl.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

confidence irl shaken

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sorry i was lying :(

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

be confident again irl

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

confident irl once more, confidence in jim shaken

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 12:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:21 PM

dude

― elliot easton ellis (get bent), Thursday, May 28, 2009 9:21 PM

all british people should stop making music not just the poor ones

― i would never want a book's autograph (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, May 29, 2009 4:31 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol'd so hard I almost spat beer

overheard person in next cubicle loudly saying on telephone "Jim is the barber of the world!" and i kneejerk said aloud "Woman is the nigger of the world!"
There has been a silence in the office since then.

― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, May 29, 2009 4:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loooooooooool

OMG

sorry guyz I didn't wake up this morning planning to troll a zach galifianakis thread it just kind of happened

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, May 29, 2009 2:17 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

forks works in the NAACP Women's Outreach program office.

Supreme court thread, one intervening post edited out, for added lol concision:

From Washpost

Former GOP congressman Tom Tancredo (Colo.) also took Sotomayor to task for membership in the National Council of La Raza, labeling the nation's largest Hispanic advocacy group as "a Latino KKK without the hoods or nooses."

nice. this guy is a first rate bigot and all, but come on.

― Super Cub, Friday, May 29, 2009 4:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

okay fine, but kkk without the hoods and nooses what is it really?

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, May 29, 2009 5:09 PM

elks club?

― Super Cub, Friday, May 29, 2009 5:12 PM

a charlie daniels concert

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, May 29, 2009 5:12 PM

hahaha

Cool -- but the front page still shows just a link to the status site!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:51 (4 hours ago) Permalink

that's yr cache: shift-reload

― stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:52 (4 hours ago) Permalink

pwned

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:53 (4 hours ago) Permalink

That's my name (plus a prefix).

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:58 (4 hours ago)

Have I mentioned what a hug maniac my 15-yr-old brother is? He has his own style of hug, which he calls 'Cars0n hugs' after himself, which involve squeezing the fucking shit out of you for a good 10 seconds. He's so wicked affectionate, it is just crazy.

Last night he was telling me in his speech class, a student gave a speech about how some of his best friends got kidnapped, raped and murdered when they were in elementary school. "It was so SAD, I needed some hugs but hardly anyone would give me one." My hypothesis, that it was bcz people like breathing while being hugged, was wrong. It turns out he's doing an 'I'm creepy and weird' gambit lately where he breathes on people's necks ans stabs his arm to make blood squirt onto his notebooks. •_•

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Saturday, May 30, 2009 5:45 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

His peers don't find him especially huggable bcz of this.

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Saturday, May 30, 2009 5:47 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am not sure I understand what is happening there

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Saturday, May 30, 2009 5:48 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I blame My Chemical Romance

― she's in arby's / she's in the can (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, May 30, 2009 5:50 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So many lolz

The difference between perpetual ads and ads-free is like the difference between when I am driving a bus full of 50 schoolkids and an empty bus. Empty is much quieter. It is easier to drive and less aggravating. Does that mean I "fear" kids?

― Aimless, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:20 PM

yes

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:20 PM

Also why would you drive an empty bus?

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

thx. cleared up for me now

― Aimless, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

IT'S MEANT FOR CARRYING KIDS, MISTER

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:21 PM

wait why are you posting from a schoolbus

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:22 PM

If he drops below 50 SBs it's gonna blow up

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:22 PM

I Donated to the ILX Hosting Drive
http://www.macuser.com/images/2006/10/pbslogo.jpg

― just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 3:50 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and all I got was suggest banned

― StanM, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 3:51 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol, Stan hollered for a Paypal link for hours just so he could make that joke.

Register button should say "Register - it's $1500" so each new user funds the site for a year.

― sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 10:49 PM (13 seconds ago)

very calvin and hobbes

receiving a text message which reads simply "i really want to see you"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 03:00 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yours,

Giant Eyeball

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 03:02 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IYW8.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

tbh i like this being a site where i can jump to and not see any ads even when i am not logged in. i know the economy sucks but, i dunno, download a cd or two instead of buying them and use your savings on ilx

― gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:33 PM

yeah fuck paying people for doing their jobs when you can pay an internet company so you don't have to do yours.

― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why wd i be trying to recruit people to my position? I've known we were doomed since 1984. Just trying to stall the Mad Max world til after my death at this point.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 1:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

didn't realize we had so little time left :-/

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 1:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

where i come from "cunt" is used as a generic word to mean "thing"

as in "want one of these cunts?" [proffering a chip]

― zone 1 penguin (braveclub), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 3:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Here's one for y'all to bet on: does KIM like black metal?

― nabisco, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 1:14 PM (1 hour ago)

Does COCO like black metal?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 1:15 PM (59 minutes ago)

well, the thing is thurston doesn't sound like he's really explored death metal much at all. it does have a somewhat higher technical-capability point of entry...sorta...sometimes...but the best death metal albums are masterpieces of mood & atmosphere, to my ears more complex than the atmospherics of the bedroom black metallers who often tend to be shooting for the same atmosphere you know? like, autopsy, that's some of the most intensely dripping cellar groove, but then there's gorguts on considered dead and the erosion of sanity which is more like a very big empty cold concrete stockyard feel, and then Death & early Morbid Angel has this off-in-space vibe that to me is unmissiable...that they use their technical proficiency to conjure this vibe (instead of relying on effects boxes or stuff further down the signal chain, not that there's anything wrong with that either) is to me every bit as inspiring as a guy who constructs the vibe out of rawer/less study-intensive materials. you know? and there are death metal bands today who're working up the crazy atmospherics, too...dead congregation for one, there's plenty more

tl;dr early gorguts fucking slays, death metal underrated by artsy guys

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 2:07 PM (8 minutes ago)

BLEAAGH TRICK BLEAAGH

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 2:09 PM (5 minutes ago)

whiney I think 1,000,000 youtube views are just one drunken self-taped video away here

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 2:10 PM (4 minutes ago)

would view

why wd i be trying to recruit people to my position? I've known we were doomed since 1984. Just trying to stall the Mad Max world til after my death at this point.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:35

didn't realize we had so little time left :-/

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:36

pretty sure thurston doesn't have red hair

my bad it's ana marie cox

― i'm too hardcore to be bourgeois (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 10:03 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in fairness I know lots of metal dudes who buy & collect shirts but don't wear them - diminishes the collectibility

these dudes are lame and not metal

so i have decreed

― i'm too hardcore to be bourgeois (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 10:03 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if anyone wants to come see my 1991 napalm death longsleeve it'll be making an in-store appearance at vintage vinyl in edison nj this saturday, btw.

― i'm too hardcore to be bourgeois (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 10:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

this is why guys saying "i like girls who dont wear makeup" is never actually going to get girls to stop wearing makeup

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:29 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i got someone to stop wearing makeup once by saying that

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:30 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Only once?

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:30 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah for awhile. . . then she went the other way and became a circus clown

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:33 (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:13 I Love Everything Message: 693959 from thread: In a forest, by a lake: a UK holiday query has been deleted.

Wednesday, 3 June 2009 17:13 Site holidaytours has been banned permanently.

Hmm, wonder what happened there...

spam

The world will shout, "Save us!" and I’ll whisper, "No, that bitch ain’t a part of me."

my friend texted me and asked if he should tip a livery driver. I said yes just because i didn't want to admit i didn't know what a livery driver was

― μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, May 23, 2009 2:06 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What is a livery driver? | Answerbag.comWhat is a livery driver? Typically refers to someone who drives a taxi for a living. However, I have also seen livery driver defined as an ...
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thanks mark i think thats probably why dan posted that

by searching google for tipping trip, i just came up with a picture of my old cub scout troop

― remy bean, Sunday, January 20, 2008 7:59 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

webelos at the tittybar

― sanskrit, Sunday, January 20, 2008 8:03 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I only watch TLC's midget shows - The Little Couple, etc.

― svend, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ its good to have standards

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, June 4, 2009 7:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha a friend of mine claims the game is a worthy tome, because it portrays all the PUA's as "total fuckups who can't relate normally to people"

if so then why people get it for chick advice is completely beyond me

― Shtick Monthly (country matters), Thursday, 4 June 2009 11:08 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Because the men who buy it are total fuckups who can't relate normally to people.

― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 June 2009 11:14 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^owns three copies

― autogucci cru (deej), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:05 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

keep one in the van

― Kerm, Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:07 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

next to the bound and gagged nine year old

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:26 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

With some edits:

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Since this has sort of turned into a general late night thread, who's placing odds on Jon Stewart taking over for Letterman when his run is over? CBS and Comedy Central are Viacom bedfellows, and I can't think of a single candidate more primed for the job right now (excepting Colbert, which could be fun if he carried over the character).

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:11 PM (24 minutes ago)

Who would do "The Daily Show"?

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:13 PM (22 minutes ago)

by the time Letterman is ready to quit, Stewart will be in his 50s. Without the news-spoof template, I don't see a network betting on someone that old.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:18 PM (17 minutes ago)

Didn't CBS only extend Dave's contract by 1 year recently? He's only a sure thing through 2010 I think.

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:19 PM (16 minutes ago)

"The Late Show with Demetri Martin"

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:20 PM (15 minutes ago)

"The Late Show with Dr Morbius!"

― Mr. Que, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:22 PM (13 minutes ago)

WOULD SEE

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:23 PM (12 minutes ago)

totally

― Mr. Que, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:23 PM (12 minutes ago)

first show, Seth Rogen & Sec of State Hillary Clinton

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:25 PM (11 minutes ago)

oh wow the number of nicknames generated per hour would be A+

― sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:25 PM (10 minutes ago)

favorite segment would be morbs stalking around brooklyn with a camera crew trying to k.o. hillbillies

― gangsta hug (omar little), Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:25 PM (10 minutes ago)

Cobble Hillbillies

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:26 PM (9 minutes ago)

first show, Seth Rogen & Sec of State Hillary Clinton

okay yes, would absolutely watch this

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:27 PM (9 minutes ago)

yes pleaseeee

― k3vin k., Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:28 PM (7 minutes ago)

"Stick around, because after the break we have some guests I despise coming up, and everything else on TV is worthless!"

― sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Thursday, June 4, 2009 12:29 PM (7 minutes ago) [IP: 206.205.112.66

http://img2.pict.com/3c/43/97/abdfa1c8c0c0342e6517aee690/nm0Np/5fr85.gif

That from the director's cut of "Where's your head at?"

Anyway I see that BB SUPABABE Sophie Reade hasn't bothered waiting until she gets out to show her tits to the world.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/2465259/New-Big-Brother-10-babe-Sophie-Reades-sexy-strip-show.html

― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

She also seems to be a quite terrible dancer.

― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

stiff as a board.

― jed_, Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:00 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You or her?

― ailsa, Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:01 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh, you Britishes..

dude was a true icon. i'm sad. one of those people always worth watching no matter how crappy the movie.

― scott seward, Friday, 5 June 2009 00:48 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he was not an icon, and that's about as Shakey as I'll get.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 5 June 2009 00:51 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he was an icon to me! maybe you are too young to remember the power and effect of kung fu in the u.s.

― scott seward, Friday, 5 June 2009 01:24 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"morbs is old" is surely past the sell by date as excelsior material at this stage?

its more that it was scott who said it, and as sweetly as possible too.

Basically Crocodile Dundee is a guy with limited exposure to otherness, but highly interested, and a guy who assumes that everyone he meets is a good person, regardless of how unusual he finds them.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, June 5, 2009 4:45 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a "magic Aussie", if you like

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Friday, June 5, 2009 4:45 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yesterday in the car ride home from daycare, "Poker Face" came on and my four-year-old said, "I hate this song. When she says pa-pa-pa-poker I think she is going to poke me wif a screwdriber." First, I had never heard him use the word hate. Second, I'm a fan of the song but I kinda think his description tells a deeper story of why many are not.

― matt2, Friday, June 5, 2009 1:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that four year old grew up to be Kid Cudi

this movie looks entertaining

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Friday, June 5, 2009 1:04 PM

look harder

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 1:05 PM (1 hour ago)

why on Earth would I look harder, it's not an art film

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Friday, June 5, 2009 1:07 PM

HEAVEN FORBID PPL CHUCKLE AT AN INTENTIONALLY STUPID MOVIE

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Friday, June 5, 2009 1:07 PM

cool comment bro how was the love guru

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 1:08 PM (1 hour ago)

you mean your mom

― Mr. Que, Friday, June 5, 2009 1:09 PM (1 hour ago)

yo fyi a dinosaur vomits on people in the trailer

― hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Friday, June 5, 2009 1:09 PM (1 hour ago)

cool comment bro how was the love guru

It was probably very stupid because Mike Myers isn't very funny these days.

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Friday, June 5, 2009 1:10 PM (1 hour ago)

yr mom was awesome, tho

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Friday, June 5, 2009 1:11 PM

I choose deafness.

― Alex in NYC, Friday, 5 June 2009 19:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

We knew that seven years ago.

― Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2009 19:10 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Whichwaytothefront.jpg

― Norwegian Wood Smash (stevie), Saturday, 6 June 2009 13:13 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

vtf

― Øystein, Saturday, 6 June 2009 13:25 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ha! Fantastic :)

suttle.

awesome!

from the entry for the Belushi/policedog buddy movie K-9:

The German Shepherd Dog "Jerry Lee" was played by Koton, a real-life police dog from the Kansas City, Missouri police department. In 1991, Koton was shot and killed while trying to apprehend a suspect in the murder of a police officer.

― nabisco, Friday, June 5, 2009 7:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That is the saddest thing.

― "Gin And Juice," the baddest groove in years (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, June 5, 2009 7:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

But it will also make me watch K-9 in a whole new light: Koton didn't just play a police dog, Koton died in the line of duty

Here's to you, Koton -- actor, police officer, role model, and friend

― nabisco, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya what they don't mention is that he was working undercover at the time

― s1ocki, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that just gave me an awesome idea for a kid's movie named doggie brasco

― s1ocki, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:20 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

What's the link other than Scotland?
Well, Alasdair Gray and B&S are well-acquainted. At one stage AG was going to illustrate a B&S songbook, but I don't think it got very far.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, July 26, 2005 6:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Also, The Wicker Man was loosely based on the circumstances surrouding Isobel Campbell leaving the band.
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, July 26, 2005 6:51 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

[chokes on his tea]
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, July 26, 2005 6:52 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

doggie brasco lol

one time this guy was trying to pick me up, and he goes "i have a thing for big noses" and i was like umm, that's really not the way to do it

but i went home with him anyway

― surm, Monday, June 8, 2009 1:19 PM (4 minutes ago)

i remember my (really fat) ex-housemate telling somebody on the phone about a guy who'd tried to pick her up by telling her that he'd had sex with a fat girl before

But did that person succeed?

um, i think so?

Harry Belafonte - "Day-O (School Kids Walking Thru a Tunnel)"

― Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Monday, June 8, 2009 6:53 AM (9 hours ago)

???

― Tuomas, Monday, June 8, 2009 6:58 AM (9 hours ago)

It's like a fjord but with a roof on it.

― Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Monday, June 8, 2009 6:59 AM (9 hours ago)

<3 NV

hahaha

i remember my (really fat) ex-housemate telling somebody on the phone about a guy who'd tried to pick her up by telling her that he'd had sex with a fat girl before

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Monday, June 8, 2009 4:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I was about 20 pounds heavier than I am now when I was in college. The night before graduation I was at a bar with friends and some OLD BALD GUY came over to me and said, "You know why I came over here? You're the prettiest girl in this bar. I mean, you're a little overweight but that's nothing a good exercise routine can't fix."

He did not succeed.

oh you have got to be kidding

isn't that like that main tenet of "the game" though?

neggin'

what is this game? Picking-Up-Fat-Chicks-Opoly?

Oh I am not kidding. My roommate was in the bathroom at the time. When she came out I was like "Hey L, meet George. He just tried to pick me up by telling me I was fat." She looked at him and deadpanned, "You thought that was going to get you laid?"

Providence and San Jose are considered separate MSAs because they have separate cores, but both are included in the larger CMSAs

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, May 26, 2009 4:24 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ur mom has a separate core.

― ian, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 4:27 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

Someone's attempt at hitting on you that spectacularly failed

lol, is there a term for cosigning a two-week old fail of a zing?

haha that thread, good times

I was kidding, of course, but I often wonder why guys keep trying this out. I actually witnessed a dude successfully pick up a chick in a public park with the "I have a big dick" line, so little surprises me.

― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, June 9, 2009 8:57 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you must've been pretty close to them

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, June 9, 2009 8:58 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

standing on it by mistake, perhaps

― U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, June 9, 2009 8:58 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

This looks like my type of film; I really can't wait. Also, the AV Club gave it an A!

― Tape Store, Sunday, October 5, 2008 1:06 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do they ever give movies a V?

― s1ocki, Sunday, October 5, 2008 10:46 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark

s1ocksssss

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6597/11695552.jpg

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, June 10, 2009 2:07 AM

ha!

pro tip: if you don't like weddings, avoid a movie called "Rachel Getting Married," there is probably going to be a wedding in it

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, June 10, 2009 4:56 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

anyone who doesn't vote donut=Hitler

― Mr. Que, Thursday, June 11, 2009 2:33 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

Donuts kind of suck. I still eat them but they're always disappointing. I vote bagels.

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, June 11, 2009 2:37 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why good afternoon Mr. Hitler

― Mr. Que, Thursday, June 11, 2009 2:38 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

Re: Why does Lady Gaga get a free pass from hipsters?

this thread was supposed to be classy but you people ruined it.

― makeitpop, Thursday, June 11, 2009 2:51 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lolz whose sock c'mow now?

take a bow

I can't remember the last time I was in a restaurant where the server didn't offer to split up the check.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

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jalapeno poppers are the BEST

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:56 PM (28 minutes ago)

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i only ate two of them... you guys each had three.

― ian, Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:57 PM (27 minutes ago)

In retrospect "And I swear that I don't have a dog" is pretty much damn unbeatable (not to mention untrue...)

― Geir Hongro, Friday, 12 June 2009 11:30 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hmm.. Dammit, gun not dog... :)

― Geir Hongro, Friday, 12 June 2009 11:30 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I blame John Justen for that post.

lol @ the customer who one time ordered the penne w/chicken in a creamy parmesan sauce with capsicum and mushrooms: "yes, i'll have that, but no chicken... and no mushrooms or capsicum... and no pasta" (this really happened)

― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, June 12, 2009 11:20 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

parmesan sauce is tasty though

but as a meal?

Some bread to mop it with you'd be good to go.

I saw this link A FEW YEARS AGO, and ignored it, and was amazed to see a bunch of chumps like yourselves are still on my dick after all of these (8) years.

I'll tell you the real story.

For the record, I am a MAN. "White Boy" is a vague, racial insult used by minorities as a diminutive term to infantilize White men. It is no worse, than say, "Nigger", you fucking niggers.

If you bitchtime, cookies 'n' cream motherfuckers want to read the truth, you can see it on Philaflava.com in the "My Two Cents" and the "Party and Bullshit" forums. You can read where I "out" Vordul as a cracksmoking, manic-depressive, degenerate faggot, and his people who post on the same board cannot even deny it anymore. Yes, a LITERAL faggot.

That "Trapper Jenn, PMS" bitch already retracted her statement (where she writes as if she was there and knew all of the things that transpired beforehand, as well. GREAT JOURNALISM! Ugly tramp.) and basically acknowledged, like most of you, she shares common ground in not knowing what the FUCK she is talking about. This Acelover chump is just regurgitating what that little Jew bastard El-P had everyone believing through his legion of loyal, misguided, online dickriders.

Steroids? Coke? Not me. EVER. All for bitchtime cowards, like EL-P, who, IRONICALLY, has now acknowledged HIS drug problem. I guess if I looked like a pudgy, pasty, fish-faced, leprechaun faggot, I'd want to ease the pain and escape from it too. But, since you she-males are so interested, you can read the real story on the Philaflava messageboards. Look around 6/2/09.

― Will High, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:10 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And an actual mop for later as well.

xp

uh, where's that weird rant from?

a classic ILM thread

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

that thread was already a Top 10 ever for me, now....wow...Will High is the shit

smart money is that he's the return of Ethan.

no way

ooh man that would be classic work even for e

http://funvampires.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/i-want-to-believe.jpg

esp if preceded by trolling philaflava

smart money is that he's the return of Ethan.

― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, June 12, 2009 1:11 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really odd theory imo, just because there are sock puppets here doesn't mean we gotta be paranoid about every interesting thing that happens being chalked up to that

It would also involve paying a good deal of attention to a really boring set of details

call me a fish-faced, leprechaun faggot, but i believe in Will High

if anything this just makes me wish he was around even more :-(

that was me

i'm surprised you guys couldn't tell

it was the part where you lapsed back into a puppy that gave it away

it was a really long post

too long; didn't troll

experienced strange urge to otm will high

hahahahahahaha i am so pleased by will high and his bitchtime cookies n cream posting style

It is really messed up that she would like this band if she is a mother of a child. They look like total chesters.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 June 2009 13:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7196/49719144575367982265367.jpg

Me with Seth Grahame-Smith, author of Pride & Prejudice & Zombies

― kingfish, Friday, 12 June 2009 06:49 (Yesterday) Permalink

It's like "Who's the mother and who's the daughter?" except with author and fanboy.

― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, 12 June 2009 07:16 (Yesterday)

seth grahame-smith is vv pretty btw

WDYLL thread:

Aw - both v v handsome.

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Sunday, June 14, 2009 4:51 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not surprisingly. This thread regularly features, like, the cutest people on the whole wide internet.

― Brundlefly (kenan), Sunday, June 14, 2009 4:52 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

At the "office"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3607/3625847998_287500fdd2_o.jpg

― Brundlefly (kenan), Sunday, June 14, 2009 7:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

(made me LOL - first saying something like that and then posting a pic of yourself ;-) )

http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/084/207924084.jpg

A+

(made me LOL - first saying something like that and then posting a pic of yourself ;-) )

Three hours apart!

Ok ok :)

Ok, two and some change.

Don't be surprised if there's "blowback."

― Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, June 14, 2009 8:39 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What do you mean by that?

― The Reverend, Sunday, June 14, 2009 8:40 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

more blowjobs

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Sunday, June 14, 2009 8:42 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i cant wait for the hyperrealist "batman administrates" where bryce wayne uses his money and political connections to run for mayor of gotham city and attempts to address the root causes of gotham's notorious crime rate through poverty fighting initiatives investment in local schools and bring lasting and meaningful change to the inefficient police force

― Lamp, Monday, June 15, 2009 3:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think Bryce Wayne was probably a typo, but it's a great name for a character that does as outlined.

gmoz will hit on it eventually

Meatus is far less repulsive to me now that i know how it's pronounced.

― Slumpman, Monday, June 15, 2009 4:59 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It sounds sort of nice now. Like a meaty hiatus.

"would you like a pork chop?"
"no thanks i'm on a meatus"

― Slumpman, Monday, June 15, 2009 5:00 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Doesn't help. It still sounds like a giant vibrating piece of meat to me.

haha

always thought it sounded like a dr. who villain

ok dying atm imagining tennant pleading with meatus not to make him kill him

"MEATUUUUUUUUUUUUS! ONE. LAST. CHANCE!"

Meatus in St Louis.

Pork - the other white meatus

lol @ sum one defending a yuppie pursuit like fukken running over golf on class grounds. not that running is a sport but still

tennis is rad fuck u if u vote for F1

― recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:38 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tennis would be rad if you could play it down the street, XTRM style. on a court it's boring and samey.

― liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your mom is boring and samey. in bed.

― recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:41 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

touché

― liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:43 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

These guys have singlehandedly ruined headbanging.

― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's more morris dancing than headbanging TBF

― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:11 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they've certainly ruined morris dancing for me

― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:11 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm definitely gonna feel weird the next time I crabdance

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

cannot believe i'm the first to posit the phrase 'guddle her escutcheon' on this thread

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:50 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh man why didn't i think of that

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:50 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

everybody poops

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:56 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sometimes

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:57 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Awwww, I'd totally watch a Cronenberg remake of "Carrie" - retitled "Carey" but with the main character as a boy with telekinetic firestarting powers and a vagina.

― fistula pumping action (sarahel), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 4:48 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just one?