1. Keepie Uppies
― Orin Boyd (jel --), Monday, 20 April 2009 16:58 (seventeen years ago)
2. Plate spinners
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 17:05 (seventeen years ago)
3. Susan Boyle
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 20 April 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
4. street entertainers who cover themselves in spray paint and pretend to be statues
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
ppl who get laid all the time
― goole, Monday, 20 April 2009 17:07 (seventeen years ago)
6. 1000 item long ILX list threads
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)
7. Mensa card
― the drummer from the hilarious 1990's Britpop act Gay Dad (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 20 April 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)
8. owning a BMW or mercedes
― macarooni (omar little), Monday, 20 April 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)
9. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42444000/jpg/_42444350_skull_getty203.jpg
― the drummer from the hilarious 1990's Britpop act Gay Dad (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 20 April 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)
i forgot how to internet
10. 5000 sq. ft. McMansions
― Aimless, Monday, 20 April 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)
11. engagement rings
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)
12. being hung like a horse
― henry s, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:02 (seventeen years ago)
13. owning your own condo
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:04 (seventeen years ago)
14. juggling
― henry s, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
15. Ph.D.
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:06 (seventeen years ago)
16. ultra-fast guitar solos
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)
17. or kick drums so fast it's impossible to tell whether they're in time or not
― the drummer from the hilarious 1990's Britpop act Gay Dad (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)
18. the amount of stuff that gets called "genius" on the internet every day
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)
19. "Charlie bit my finger again" having 92,807,617 youtube views
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)
20. hey guys, check out my new ringtone
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)
21. iphone
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)
22. the miracle of life
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)
22. babies
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)
oops 23
24. your amazing new gf/bf
― the drummer from the hilarious 1990's Britpop act Gay Dad (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:15 (seventeen years ago)
25. fancy china/silverware
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
26 big muscles
― Shoegaze Knight (Oilyrags), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
27. we flew business class
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)
28 never been to jail
― Shoegaze Knight (Oilyrags), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)
29. huge breasts
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)
30. Rental had GPS
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
okay now we're just tossing out challops, aren't we
xp
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
31. x number of myspace/facebook friends
― otmomom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
32. was down for 20 at Rikers
― the drummer from the hilarious 1990's Britpop act Gay Dad (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
33. getting your picture taken with a celebrity
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
34. having gone to school with a celebrity
35. being a celebrity
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
36. having traced an ancestor pre-1900
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
37. having had sex in public places
― the drummer from the hilarious 1990's Britpop act Gay Dad (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
38. killed man just to watch him die
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:26 (seventeen years ago)
39. highest-paid player in the club's history
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:26 (seventeen years ago)
40. large/obscure record collection
41. the internet42. the grand canyon43. space travel44. guns45. imax46. killing yourself
― ian, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:27 (seventeen years ago)
47. list of zings
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
48. zinging people on the internet
― Mr. Que, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
49. slaying dragons
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)
50. being a dragon
51. dragons, generally
52. zinging dragons
― s1ocki, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
53. jokes about dragons, specifically
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
54. riding a giant white furry dragon like in the neverending story
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)
55. neverending stories
56. really high level world of warcraft characters
― ian, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)
57. wasting most of your workday on the internet
58. the internet
59. hipster puppets made out of bacon
― Mr. Que, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)
60. people who work for an internet start-up
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)
61. being the first person in your family to go to university
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)
61. being a person, with a family, generally
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
that was 61b fyi
62. addendums
63. postscripts
64². Endnotes
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:36 (seventeen years ago)
65. the statistics used to illustrate moves on Match of the Day: '19 yards', '51 mph', 'one end of the pitch to the other in eight touches'
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
66. acting
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
67. Being a wine connoisseur
― otmomom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
68. working for a famous company
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)
69. Being able to do entire monologues from Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, True Romance or Big Lebowski
― otmomom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)
70. round-the-world trip to Dubai, Singapore, Sydney and New Zealand
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)
^^coz all they saw was airports.
― Orin Boyd (jel --), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)
71. Filling an external hard drive with music downloaded for free from the internet
― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)
#69 is totally OTM
― Bill Magill, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)
I only really keepie uppies to add to this thread, but also:
72. Expensively animated adverts.
― Orin Boyd (jel --), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)
73. pepsi endorsement
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)
74. triple lindy
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)
> 71. Filling an external hard drive with music downloaded for free from the internet
Still nice to have, though.
― Shoegaze Knight (Oilyrags), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
75. owning an artist's entire discography
― 69, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
76. Downloading 1TB of pr0n from the internet
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
77. being in a band and having a gig
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
78 - "I don't watch tv."
― Shoegaze Knight (Oilyrags), Monday, 20 April 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
75. reference to obscure place in London without reference to that fact
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)
80. wanton disregard for numbering
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
81. Oracle buys Sun
(it's only the company, not the star)
― StanM, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
71. Filling an external hard drive with music downloaded for free from the internet― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Monday, April 20, 2009 2:48 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Monday, April 20, 2009 2:48 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I've seen people be like "Oh, I have X number of gigabytes of music" and it's honestly like, you'll never fucking listen to all of it, and they mostly just play the same 12 albums anyway
― otmomom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)
there is no sadder brag than the number of gigabytes of music on your hard drive.
― otmomom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
82. Science
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
83. Human history
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:11 (seventeen years ago)
84. Evolution
85. Life on earth
86. universe
― s1ocki, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
87. freedom
― macarooni (omar little), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)
88. speaking lots of languages because you're european
― iatee, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
89. being european
90. being American
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:15 (seventeen years ago)
91. having opposable thumbs
92. your main computer has a Dvorak keyboard
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:16 (seventeen years ago)
i'm always impressed at how many variations of the "stuff that's overrated" thread ilx can come up with
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
^ relevant because it's not really that impressive
9x. being impressed
xp lol
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)
93. the adhesive powers of Superglue
― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)
94. complaining about ilx
― iatee, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)
95. photosynthesis
96. being able to put your fist in your mouth
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)
97. backflips
― iatee, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)
"93. the adhesive powers of Superglue"
I find this pretty fucking impressive.
― Bill Magill, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)
98. TRAVELING INTO SPACE
― otmomom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
i fucking already said that you lazy cocksucker
― ian, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)
99. knowing how to swear
― iatee, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)
100. Porn star Sasha Grey being into N0ise Mu5ic
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
101. A list thread with one hundred items on it
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:29 (seventeen years ago)
102. being meta
― rent, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
the adhesive powers of superglue are pretty sad compared to those of other adhesives.
― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)
#96 absolutely otm
― Aimless, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)
103. having watched a shitload of movies in one's life
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)
104. moving to new york
― rent, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/7ad4cd47edd820dbb7f1757b32bd3ec2/96122.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7193/13935003ru.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:50 (seventeen years ago)
105. the Renaissance
― henry s, Monday, 20 April 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)
106. Neil Peart's drum kit
yeah, it's no terry bozzio's drum kit
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 20 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)
not THAT'S impressive
― henry s, Monday, 20 April 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)
107. J-Lo's ass
"not" = "now" (above)
― henry s, Monday, 20 April 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)
108. Scratching109. Break dancing
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Monday, 20 April 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)
(xpost) that's now impressive...
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
110. my penis
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 20 April 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)
your pen is what?
― StanM, Monday, 20 April 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
111. how little I paid for everything in the poverty-stricken country where I took my holidays
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
112. having a high IQ
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
113. graduating from college
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
btw have u ever thought it was weird that Jesus miracles were so amazing when surely in those days they were much easier to impress than now so he needn't have put so much effort in?
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:03 (seventeen years ago)
114. Where you went you college
― otmomom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)
115. the doing of the 5,000 keepie uppies
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
116. Mt. Rushmore
― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)
117. binge-drinking
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)
118. your sense of self-worth
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
119. empty nihilism
200. truisms
156. attitude of ironic disdain that treats everyone and everything as if they were just a little bit second rate, no matter what
― chairman lmao (Lamp), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
122." I don't care what anyone thinks, I speak my mind"
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 April 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
420. That thing you did last week
― snoball, Monday, 20 April 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
this shit is just turning into
590. things591. other things592. things liek THIS THREAD OMG
use your noggins, dudes
― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
yeah who could've predicted that a list thread like this would dissolve into people naming everything under the sun
― ...and you will know us by the trail of banned (J0rdan S.), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
getting upset with how a thread turns out is "unimpressive thing that actually is pretty impressive"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)
Nuclear destruction
right kids?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 20 April 2009 23:39 (seventeen years ago)
594. Match Game P.M.
― henry s, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 00:51 (seventeen years ago)
595. Having black friends596. Having played CBGBs597. Did coke with [celebrity/band]
― Josefa, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)
130. Learning to paint with your feet
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 06:26 (seventeen years ago)
131. most of the american consumer choices of the past eight years
― i am david suzuki (get bent), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 07:15 (seventeen years ago)
132. finding this thread near the top of the "Site New Answers" page the following morning
― snoball, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 08:52 (seventeen years ago)
Impressive things that are actually kind of mindblowing.
― Shoegaze Knight (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, except for the music choice
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:01 (seventeen years ago)
luckily i watched it with sound off. sort of dissapointing crowd reactions though, except for the last move where they rush to see if he crashed to death.
― Ludo, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)
i liked the one where he jumped off a high flight of stairs, and then there was an obvious break in the filming and it jumped to a load of people walking up to see where the fuck he'd gone
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:20 (seventeen years ago)