what is the best food with a single empty hole in the middle

cheerios probably right? heart healthy, etc.

bundt (sour cream pound, aka "sock it to me") cake

been living away from the northeast for 20+ years and I still miss the bagels

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ic4kEA216lw/RbJa78N-7fI/AAAAAAAAAEA/HerAj_Sx6Qk/s400/January%2B20%2B~%2BLife%2BSavers%2BP.jpg

the bagel is a really wonderful invention

pineapple upside down cake
pinaepple slices

devil's food cake
angel food cake

pineapple has to be cored to have a hole
and my upside-down cake is just cooked in a cast iron pan with no hole in the center

angel food cake = nasty/should be on nasty food with holes poll

hah spaghetti hoops fules

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31azW4ejs6L._SL500_AA220_.jpg

pound cake motherbundters

pretty sure it's not this:
http://www.stefanofoods.com/storage/productimages/8_PepperoniRND.jpg

but obvious missing one: onion rings

donuts vs bagel vs pasta

cheerios are good but as an answer it's like saying the best drink is water when the answer is clearly beer

pasta is good drenched in delicious sauces but I prefer other pasta shapes

bagels are grand, especially in the NYC/NJ area, plus their inherent breadlike versatility is a strength

but have to take the homer simpson option here because pastries in general are my foodstuffs weak spot

http://www.mangemerde.com/gallery/chicken-rings.jpg

okay, I will openly admit I fucked up on not including onion rings because that's in my like top 10 foods all time. that's what I get for rushing/not doing extensive research on my poll.

for my poll

kinda feel like I'm being a dick here but on the other hand don't start a thread about ring-shaped foods unless you're totally committed

anyone who doesn't vote donut=Hitler

I can't commit to anything. Onion rings will you forgive me?

http://www.ktn.co.jp/tawaramono/kamaboko/nagasakitikuwa1.jpg

NB: I have no idea what the fuck this is.

i always vote donut=hitler

There are 2 groups of people on this thread: those who choose donuts and liars.

king cake for its festive nature.

Donuts kind of suck. I still eat them but they're always disappointing. I vote bagels.

why good afternoon Mr. Hitler

Only good donuts I've had were hot from Krispy Kreme, and even those are kind of gross and left me feeling shaky and freaked out.

donuts are like vitamins for my soul

Best donuts are cake donuts. Fact.

n/a otm re: donuts -- they can be amazing but somehow seldom are

whereas the bagel is just brilliantly conceived, seriously, in so many ways: longevity, texture, portability, ability to go with other foods, just really well done

although now that I think about it, I have actually had one or two donuts that honestly would have been improved by a whitefish spread

ability to go with other foods

the bagel's single greatest advantage imo

you can't be the best if you need improvement.

donuts come in many varieties, shapes, sizes. glazed or plain. chocolate icing. strawberry icing. sprinkles or without. donuts are a mouth carnival, a wonderous flavor carnival. donuts make people happy. can we say the same for bagels?

can you get bagels without the hole?

Bagels are the best food, on this poll of ever.

on this poll OR ever.

Bagels cause people to err grammtically.

what about filled bagels - like a savoury version of filled donuts?

tbh you've got to have a brundlefly sweet tooth to be down with donuts

some folks would rather eat peanuts then wolf down a chocolate bar and I can imagine the great donut vs. bagel debate shaping up along similar lines

what about filled bagels - like a savoury version of filled donuts?

would you rather watch an Elvis impersonator, or Elvis himself?

that's a terrible analogy lol

what about filled bagels - like a savoury version of filled donuts?

bialys!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Bialy.jpg

donuts come in many varieties, shapes, sizes. glazed or plain. chocolate icing. strawberry icing. sprinkles or without. donuts are a mouth carnival, a wonderous flavor carnival. donuts make people happy. can we say the same for bagels?

Uh yeah I'm pretty sure we can.

hey what about that new "british" pizza with the hole

Best doughnuts don't have a hole in so I don't know.

another oversight - calamari!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Fried_calamari.jpg

food of the nautical gods

plain (but sugar covered/dusted/whatever) donut > plain seeded bagel

calamari is like a refined onion ring

stuffed with shrimp

No onion rings on here either.

sorry I will read the motherfucking thread before I motherfucking post in future

were it an available option, calamari might shake my donut resolve

but that's only because it comes with a side of TENTACLES

I mean you might as well invite the mad hatter to lunch

NV, you would probably feel better if you had a bagel, aka the best food with a hole in it or/of ever.

Calamari makes me sad because I hate it so much.

calamari is like a refined onion ring

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, June 11, 2009 6:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i thought that said fellated onion ring for a second

cunniringus

donuts w/no holes > donuts w/holes

butt

NV, you would probably feel better if you had a bagel

I like cinnamon raison bagels a lot, is this some terrible Britishes faux pas that I need to hush up?

oops bit of leakage there from faux pas to raison.

Donuts are the only one on the list so good that the people demanded donut holes, they couldn't bear to part ways with any bit of it.

There are cinnamon raisin bagels in the USA. It's not my fave, but I wouldn't give anybody the side eye for ordering one.

there could be some pent-up consumer demand for bagel holes

xp

conversely, donut crisps

They tried to sell Bagel holes at Bruegger's; they didn't go over very well.

donuts are so overrated.

whereas the bagel is just brilliantly conceived, seriously, in so many ways: longevity, texture, portability, ability to go with other foods, just really well done

good work, jews.

longevity, texture, portability

donuts have all of these things, and more

jews also have all of these things and more

Bagel holes do not exist in nature, by which I mean one makes bagels by joining the ends of a rope of dough, rather than by cutting a bagel shape out of a sheet of dough.

pfft yeah right -- I'd like to see you throw six donuts willy-nilly in a bag, toss the bag all around, wait 24 hours, and still have them be great

i'd rather have an old bagel than an old donut. you can't toast a donut.

spam lasts longer than steak tartare so I say you're just casting about

xp

donuts don't need longevity because they're delicious and people don't just leave them sitting around.

They tried to sell Bagel holes at Bruegger's; they didn't go over very well.

maybe they needed to come up with a snappy name for them like brueggettes

bagel hole makes you sound like donuts' also-ran

i love calamari but it is tasteless and disappointing 98% of the time

pfft yeah right -- I'd like to see you throw six donuts willy-nilly in a bag, toss the bag all around, wait 24 hours, and still have them be great

try it--it works, they taste great. day old bagels are not that great anyway

I am guessing you are not in new england

xp

i'd rather have an old bagel than an old donut. you can't toast a donut.

you could slice a donut in half, toast it, put some butter on it

gross

I am guessing you are not in new england

yeah maybe this is a lol midwest issue. i've had really good calamari here but usually it's breaded & fried to the point where it could be anything in there.

allow me to clarify: you would be doing this with a plain cake donut

No penne no credibility

i.e.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_USUyTY6r3DU/Sb0ZR3PUz4I/AAAAAAAAAfg/nMIESo2i68s/s200/cake+donut.gif

donuts don't need longevity because they're delicious and people don't just leave them sitting around.

I brought a dozen donuts into work for no reason a couple of weeks ago and people only ate like six. Either donuts are not that great, or my coworkers all think I am trying to poison them, and I think Ockham's razor* tells us the answer here.

*which I concealed in the donuts.

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2008/02/27/PA1207_The-ladys-brunch-hurger_lg.jpg

those are donuts!

mouth is watering

simultaneously heart is stopping

seriously

I'm not sure if that photo argues for or against donuts in this poll. I post, you decide.

Stop frontin'.

poorly done calamari is the worst, like eating rings of tasteless rubber, and it is very easy to do poorly

xp to jordan

No penne no credibility

tbh i eat pasta more than anything else on here but its not macaroni that makes macaroni and cheese so delicious. its the bread crumbs u put on top.

here in RI, calamari is a sweet science

we have varieties! cooked in balsamic vinegar! with hot banana peppers! dipping sauce possibilities are vast!

man now I want some squid for lunch

i want to go to there.

also google img search for "bagel burger" brings up a surprising amount of results.

lol @ file name of the pic jenny posted

The-ladys-brunch-hurger

exactly what sort of lady eats that for brunch

that donut breakfast sandwich goes bad when yolk breaks and you're eating a glazed donut with runny egg all over it, ew. if it were a bagel on the other hand...

that's not bad, that's transcendence

bagels=too tough for burger use...you'd tear through bagel and burger would smush everywhere

a glazed donut, however, is apparently just the right consistency

in my ladys-brunch-hurger, that yolk is fried solid, baby

bagel breakfast sandwiches are pretty much the best thing though

ladys-brunch-hurger not that far from pancakes + bacon with some eggs on the side

toasted poppy seed bagel w/ cream cheese is so good it should be a class C drug

bagel sandwiches are are a must for me because all I can get are mostly grocery store ones. you have to hide that bad texture of Lender's etc. :(

ladys-brunch-hurger not that far from pancakes + bacon with some eggs on the side

comes with saddlebags and frontbutt

donuts don't need longevity because they're delicious and people don't just leave them sitting around.

yeah, this seems weird to me -- I have never seen a significant donut purchase that didn't wind up with a few stale crusty donuts lurking around until the end of the day (or whatever point someone gets really hungry and chokes down a leftover and then feels disgusting and ashamed about it)

this happens to bagels too, I don't see how this is an argument for either

yeah, I feel the same way about bagels, they're the orphan of the office breakfast spread

of course, I am in RI, which has more dunkin donuts per sq mile than anywhere else on earth

bagels v pasta. would never pick a sweet food - u can't live on that shit and get sick of it too quickly

i basically can't eat sweet foods by themselves, or in any kind of abundance. i feel shitty afterwards. stomach ache, shaky, then i have a sugar crash.

but i could have a good bagel for breakfast every day and that would be fine. then i could have a bagel sandwich for lunch. for dinner i could have a soup w/ a bagel on the side.

Can we all at least agree that Dunkin' Donuts donuts suck?

some of us are advanced enough to select and then pay for only the number of donuts that we will need

probably not I guess
self xpost

bagels are basically just like really good bread, cmon everybody

at least you can freeze fresh bagels for later.

xp

and bread is amazing and an absolute staple

bagels are basically just like really good bread, cmon everybody

― mark cl, Thursday, June 11, 2009 2:53 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and orgasms are just a really good biological response

when I first moved to RI, by the time we got off the airplane and walked across the street to the car rental place we had already passed 3 dunkin donuts shops

I like 'em all, dunkin donuts, krispy kreme, the enormous portuguese ones my co-worker brings in

thread makin me want to go to the local Tesco Express ft. Krispy Kreme now

careful driving with that sugar high

bagels are basically just like really good bread, cmon everybody

― mark cl, Thursday, June 11, 2009 2:53 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and orgasms are just a really good biological response

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, June 11, 2009 2:54 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

i was saying this is a good thing - bread is an amazing thing and bagels = really good bread so obv it's bagels! i suppose it wasn't too clear tho; could see how it would be misread

n/a understood, he's just really into biology

donuts are good bread but sweeter and don't require external stimuli (i.e. cream cheese, lox, etc)

but if you put pizza on a donut, can you have pizza any time? NO

(Dan it was mostly just a response the claim that nobody leaves donuts sitting around! boy do I ever: they seem like such a good idea until I've started eating them and remembered that they will never live up to whatever nostalgic donut fantasy animated the purchase -- there is, for me, definitely a really steep drop-off in donut satisfactoriness with each bite.)

(I would totally be talking differently here if I could still get Krispy Kremes, though)

they seem like such a good idea until I've started eating them and remembered that they will never live up to whatever nostalgic donut fantasy animated the purchase -- there is, for me, definitely a really steep drop-off in donut satisfactoriness with each bite.

otm!

sometimes i look back and realise my last like six meals were bagels, just because they're so flexible; they're a really good breakfast, a nice light snacky lunchtime fixture, and they're good when you just need to eat in the evenings so have to grab something fast. this isn't even bagels with spreads or anything: just bagels. though they are the quintessential soup accompaniment. the variety of them, especially tipping into sweet cinammon/raisin, pumpernickel/raisin (MMMM TASTES LIKE HONEY) territory, gives them a whole other context to sit in.

btw i have to scroll up b/c i already forgot what the other poll options were besides bagels, donuts, and pasta

q: what did the blond say when she opened the box of cheerios?
a: oh wow! donut seeds!

ladys-brunch-hurger with saddlebags and a frontbutt is classic kiss-my-grits dinerspeak btw

lol @ outrage on food network site over ladys-brunch-hurger

In the past I have watched Paula's show because I got a kick out of her and until now felt she genuinely cared about her public. However, when I caught this episode I was horrified. Paula has a HUGE following and the message she is putting out there, not only to adults, but to our youth is truly irresponsible and harmful. She is basically sanctioning the 'anything goes' philosophy regardless of how adversely it may affect our lives. I will never watch her again.

^^probably a bagel lover

haha

donut lovers are running WILD in the STREETS

bagel lovers=shutins

guys isn't the best food with a single empty hole in the middle like a delicious apple pie with a whole cut in the middle?

woah yeah kinda???

a nice tasty burger WITH A HOLE CUT IN THE MIDDLE

chicken tikka masala WITH A HOLE CUT IN THE MIDDLE

^ helps if you read those to a crunk beat

SWISS CHEESE WITH OCD

holes in food is some bullshit really

sometimes the best bite is the bite you don't eat

but i could have a good bagel for breakfast every day and that would be fine. then i could have a bagel sandwich for lunch. for dinner i could have a soup w/ a bagel on the side.

^^^Pretty much my diet.

If you eat an egg-bacon-hamburger-sandwich-on-a-donut the way I eat bagels, you will definitely be worse off for it. But come on, a Lady's Brunch Burger once every couple of months isn't going to hurt anybody. I bet it is similar in flavor profile and nutrition to chicken and waffles. (NB: I am pretty sure the LBB would make me feel very ill for a variety of reasons but I am totally for it in principle.)

sometimes the best bite is the bite you don't eat

What is that some weight watchers bullshit? Yeah, only if that bite is the bite with e coli on it.

it's sort of a zen approach to this thread though, i dig it

yeah, what is the flavor of a bite unbitten

If you eat an egg-bacon-hamburger-sandwich-on-a-donut the way I eat bagels, you will definitely be worse off for it. But come on, a Lady's Brunch Burger once every couple of months isn't going to hurt anybody. I bet it is similar in flavor profile and nutrition to chicken and waffles.

Yeah there's no difference between one of these and say, a McGriddle

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/5516949_ff2e398700.jpg

Ugh, the worst food with a hole in it would be a McGriddle with a hole in it.

so true

would eat lady brunch burger but I would make burger with hole in the center. onions would fit perfectly on it, but pickles would keep committing suicide by jumping down the hole. xpost

your mistake was putting pickles on your burger

stick a whole chorizo thru the hole

I would not eat the brunch burger, it looks like there's maple icing on that fucker, ick. A bagel is gonna be good most of the time; doughnuts are more hit and miss. Also childhood lard smell trauma from when my mom put lardstank in our house to make her own doughnuts. The only thing to make it better for me was MINI DONUTS fresh from the machine, shaken with cinnamon sugar.

crazy not liking pickles, although with donut maybe not

actually if you could somehow fill a fluffy donut exterior with like pickled daikon and cucumber in that Vietnamese style, I would guess that that could be delicious

Calamari makes me sad because I hate it so much.

― Jenny, Thursday, June 11, 2009 2:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi Jenny, this made me laugh on the phone at work. :/

i can't believe how many of you are wrong-thinking about donuts.

yeah, great donuts are to be eaten in threes, at least. And cake donuts aren't really donut-donuts. (ie, fried)

And cake donuts aren't really donut-donuts.

Then I'm definitely voting for bagels. I mean, I was going to, anyway.

Hi horseshoe! I'm sorry you laughed on the phone at work. I'll buy you a Lady's Brunch Burger to make it up to you.

True facts: I just went into a coworkers office and there was a box of donuts from with morning with TWO leftover donuts in it. I split one with another coworker, just to make sure I voted correctly in this poll. (I did.)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

I want to note in pasta's defense that it got a slightly raw deal here: pasta as a thing is essential, but you could get rid of all the kinds with holes and there'd still be a billion alternatives

Also a raw deal for Cheerios -- looking at the results, I realize there are definitely weeks where I eat way more Cheerios than bagels

The correct answer is actually GIANT HAM WREATH

I want to note in pasta's defense that it got a slightly raw deal here: pasta as a thing is essential, but you could get rid of all the kinds with holes and there'd still be a billion alternatives

Even with penne the hole isn't the essential thing, it's the GROOVES, man.

i can't believe how many of you are wrong-thinking about donuts.

i will quote myself from a few days ago, from a friend's facebook status that I commented on:

"I always think I want a doughnut until I have one. Then I never want another doughnut again. Until I do."

oh i meant 2 vote for cheerios i like them rather a lot esp apple ones which a bit sweeter but not as sweet as honey nut

Yeah, I couldn't vote for pasta because there are so many good hole-free pastas, it seemed unfair to the other food. But why no love for bundt cake? Pretty and special holiday treat?

kenan quoting kenan otm. (apple fritters pwn donuts anyway)

Late vote for bundt cake.

http://www.egullet.com/pics/njpigbbq-jello.jpg

OMG gay gelatin!

oh shit I didn't realize this was ending so soon

+1 for donuts

I missed this, but, wait—donuts got more votes than CANNELONI???????

LOL my hometown's historical society has more on Nordic Ware, inventors of the Bundt pan, than the Coen bros. They write:

Founder David Dahlquist had created the pan in 1950 based on the specifications of two Jewish women from the Minneapolis chapter of Hadassah, who wanted to make an old-world (German) bund cake. Bund meant “a gathering of people,” but other connotations led to changing the name to Bundt. Starting in 1971, Pillsbury made cake mixes specifically formulated for the Bundt pan. Nordic Ware could hardly keep up with the demand for pans.

*Bund were 0_o racist German-American clubs in the '30s, in case people have never heard of this.

jesus, that bialy photo; i haven't had a bialy in SO LONG

*eyes the order form on the kossar's website*

The best food is always a fresh ripe mango.

They are doing bialys in Sainsbury's now but they're £1 compared to 30p for a bagel.

i'm glad bagels won this poll, but the ardent defense of doughnuts is some next level goy shit.

berliners = NAZIS (do you see)

btw i would like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

i cannot honestly say i prefer donuts to bagels, but i don't get all the donuts are bullshit where are the donuts from my youth sentiment.

VAS IST EIN BERLINER?

Bismarcks to thread. STAT.

the other day i went to this bakery and ordered a donut from my youth. once i took a bite the vicissitudes of life became indifferent to me, its disasters innocuous, its brevity illusory by filling me with a precious essence the essence of custard

how old was the donut

i don't have like a childhood vision of donuts, my definitions of donuts are elastic and ever changing, like the concept of donuts to me is fluid and timeless

to say that a donut is good but incomprehensible to the majority of men is the same as saying of some kind of food that it is very good but that most people can't eat it

the only thing about donuts that speaks to my childhood is

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2563967720_3140970592.jpg

yes^^^^^^

how old was the donut

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, June 11, 2009 8:48 PM (3 minutes ago)

is it okay to masturbate in front of a donut? what about a day-old donut, that's like 23 in dog years.

apparently they sell donuts like those of my father's youth in icelandic bakeries. They are called kleinur.

...er, xpost, things getting crazy in here.

http://www.top-indian-recipes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/vada.jpg

Hi, I'm a vada. I am made from lentils. I come from India and I go with chutney or yogurt of some kind. I'm also mildly insulted at the European/North American bias of this survey.

whatever the hell that thing is i'm pretty sure it wins

all the donuts are bullshit where are the donuts from my youth

new screen name candidate

india stomped all other world cuisine in ILE poll iirc

that is because it is the most delicious

india stomps all other world cuisine in life

it's pretty much a fact

i want indian right now

lamb korma omg

those indian savory donuts are the business. DONUTS.

I get through like six of them before I start to feel gross

yes. with that spicy onion chutney. mm.

feel like this poll has been rendered invalid with the introduction of this lentil-based indian treat

you'll have to repeat the experiment if you want the results to be truly scientific.

science is my business

it was invalidated when I forgot onion rings so, yeah.

http://www.thestranger.com/blog/files/2007/02/snackhole.jpg

All other considerations aside, that billboard leaves my snack hole rather dry.

http://www.sanza.co.uk/apps/shop/pics/7449.jpg

So Cheezels have flavors other than cheese? Mind = blown.

are those like combos, but with an un-filled center?

ilx and its salt tooth again. bagels are alright, just more bread really. i don't even see why they get to be a thing

ring of pineapple clearly the winner here.

day old or two day old donuts can be rendered delicious again through the miracle of the microwave, by the second day, any bagel I get is too hard to eat.

ONION RINGS YOU FOOLS

bagel chips, you guys. you put 'em in soup!

I don't understand the sweet bagels ... the cinnamon raisin, blueberry, muffin-ized bagel flavors.

I'm glad the poll has ended and I don't have to decide between warm glazed Krispy Kreme-like donuts and salt bagels. I love them equally.

(xpost) same here, except i like cinnamon raisin bagels and find they go well with some savory foods. i always go for onion/garlic/salt/sesame/everything.

xxp It makes sense once the texture moves away from that of an actual bagel, as it so often does. Blueberry BREAD is fine and delicious.

yes, but at what point does it cease to be a bagel and become some bagel/muffin hybrid?

Cinnamon raisin is the only non-wrong 'sweet' bagel flavour, and I say that as someone who hates raisins in anything except for pain aux raisins.

cheerios always remind me of either micro machines or Honey i shrunk the kids advert. so classic, i guess.

oh, poll is over already? bler.

I was looking for a photo of the big ghetto-bling size variety of these, the ones made out of SweetTart-like substance & typically sold in vending machines & bulk candy stores. These will have to do instead:

http://images.birthdayinabox.com/BIABviewLarger/CandyRing.jpg

polled too soon. woulda voted donuts were it not for the fact that the best donuts are hole-less and filled with a goo of some kind.

best doughnuts are the cider doughnuts sold at northeast u.s. farmer's markets in the fall and winter. they go stale so quickly, but when they're good they're simple and perfect.

^^^ fresh out tha oven w/ cider so dense & sweet that more than one cup will give you a bellyache, but all this consumed in autumn venues specific to the midwest & northeast = super-ultra classic!

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20081024-donuts2.jpg http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20081024-donutspile.jpg

I will grant you, Indian savory donuts (which I have never eaten! a crime!) and cider donuts (which are seriously amazing) are two extremely compelling pro-donut arguments.

I still vote bagels, though. I eat so many bagels, you guys. It is like my staple food. Also, once when I was a kid, my father woke my stepbrother and me up in the middle of the night to take us to the 24-hour Mr. Donut that had just opened down the highway from our rural, unincorporated bend in the road, just for the novelty of it, and I'm still holding a pretty serious grudge against donuts because of it.

donuts are great, bagels are great, but really cheerios should have won

Indian savory donuts (which I have never eaten! a crime!)

You can get them at Udupi Palace on Devon. I think they're good but not amazing.

wallogina.jpg

(Is that the first, ahem, savoury item?)

(I'm not reading all the above to check)

You can get them at Udupi Palace on Devon. I think they're good but not amazing.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, June 12, 2009 9:03 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're not amazing! >:[

ok i don't know how to make that madface emoticon obvs but that's what that was supposed to be.

a booth at the farmer's market here always has some potato doughnuts, those are pretty great

today I could really go for two glazed Krispy Kremes and a DD Boston Creme

(I'm scared to think how much I would love Boston Creme if it were called anything more appetizing than Boston Creme)

you are letting silliness get between you and donuts, nabisco.

(I'm scared to think how much I would love Boston Creme if it were called anything more appetizing than Boston Creme)

What level of wordplay do you require before you will eat a hunk of fried dough filled with whipped sugar and flavored gelatin?

Ok forget I asked.

pro-tip: do not chew up the Boston creme and spread the resulting paste between two intact Krispy Kremes

I'm sorry, the name just makes me imagine Mark Wahlberg doing improper things to my donut

THANKS FOR RUINING DONUTS, JERKSTORE

^ what you say when mark wahlberg does inappropriate things to your donut

And afterwards, Say hi to your mom for me.

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/wahlberg.gif
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/timhortons6.jpg

this thread has suddenly become strangely unappetizing

argh

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it entirely that way. I think it's just "Boston" in general that is somehow unappetizing to me. I apologize, Boston: you have great restaurants and stuff but your name makes me the opposite of hungry

speaking of Boston: i'm watching this tonight http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118766/

Will Arnett as "Whitey".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Butt

indian savory doughnuts are called vadas and also come w/o holes

wow I misread that

come w/o holes

how paramecium reproduce

thank you, Carnac

the best doughnuts are the cider doughnuts sold at northeast u.s. farmer's markets in the fall and winter.

OTM

yeah, seriously, want

good call on the cider donuts omg i'm a kid again

otoh french cruller

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2187/2258864573_291b980060.jpg