The worst word of these words

no "panties"?

Obstreperous is a good word.

panties

oh damn I should have used "panties" instead of "snit"

oh well, that can go to the next poll

unctuous is a great word

you can rearrange it into snit ape xp

what is "PLUR"?

"tweet" used as a noun or verb

'kudos'

snafu

disappointed by lack of poppage, fuckwant and sputum

meatus

'meatus' is the most unpleasant, which makes it the best. most of the others are fine words. 'bromance' is terrible.

I am pretty much convinced that there is no such thing as a pleasant meatus.

'clamato'

anyway, the biggest omission is 'poopy' which is abysmal in every way

write-in for "discharge".

what is "PLUR"?

YOU LUCKY LUCKY PERSON

k so i guess i'll wait until i get home to google that one.

It's an acronym for "peace love unity respect" used by pilled-up ravers to justify their terrible pants and invading your personal space.

yeah i quite like unctuous.

xp oh that's not so bad. i thought it was something gross. but then ravers are kind of gross.

esp when attempting to describe a very specific type of Southern Baptist preacher indigenous to these parts

to be fair, not all of these words are objectionable in and of themselves

she reached across the table and put her hands on my unctuous meatus

I've always hated pulchritude since learning Latin as a 7th Grader. It's such an ugly word for beauty.

is meatus a real word? i love the word snit, by the way, i think it's so perfect for what it describes.

"moist bromance"

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meatus

see specifically: urinary meatus

bromance, duh

i'm embarrassed to say (i gguess?) that PLUR is new to me, but now that i know what's up i can confidently vote for that in this here poll

I wish I'd looked meatus up before voting, it's more unpleasant than I realized!

she showed her oleaginous fuckwant by unctuously smearing sputum upon her moist poopy hands and palpating my unctuous meatus, its tumescent corpulence seeking poppage wherever it drooped

esp w/ modifier "urinary" xpost

HI DERE^^^ I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE

NO don't do it

"meal" and "mealy" are pretty bad too imo

ever have a "moist meal"?

mealy is pretty gross yeah, especially when it refers to bad mouth acne

fistula is the only one of these that is even actually "bad," so that gets my vote

"mealy"

esp when describing discharge

xxpost

staycation

also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo

anal fistula is a concept i don't understand (i don't know what a fistula is) but i'm pretty sure that it's the most disgusting thing ever.

palpating my unctuous meatus

WHAT THE HELL

also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo

STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ

Dan, that particular bit was the bit I pretty much copied from Que!

if yr meatus is tumescent, you need a doctor IMMEDIATELY

you made it worse with palpating LJ

feet

did you guys know that you have an auditory meatus, too

in yr EAR

no "passersby"

fronting about bacon vs. fronting about "totally hating" a word

xp kate: I have a fondness for pulchritude -- and can't disassociate it from the way Lux Interior intones it in ... I forget which Cramps song it was.

Bromance is the worst - it signifies all those pop culture hybrid words that you can never quite escape from - like "staycation" - that the people who invented them and those who use them think they are quite clever by doing so, but actually end up coming across as varying degrees of douchey.

"vacay"

you made it worse with palpating LJ <<<<<<<<<<<< THIS

this is not a sounding website, plz take the meatus palpation elsewhere

xp: omg I forgot "staycation" existed

xp omar: OTM - vacay is awful.

gonna be palpatin for the rest of my life, yall

i usually see that word in yahoo articles. "with the troubled economy, more people lately have been opting instead for a staycation."

TBH 'bromance' ought to win this by a street

also re: "pulchritude", when I was younger and learning the meaning of this word via contextual cues, I thought I was reading a lot of super sarcastic literature because I couldn't believe that a word that looked so ugly could have anything positive to do with beauty

ts: fear of words that betray a loathing of one's own body vs. hatred of words that betray contempt for others

PLUR is bad ... but not as oppressively inescapable as bromance ...

xp another write-in option: "TOT MOM!"

vajaycay

vajayjay vacay

BROMANCE

I have an irrational hatred of neologisms*. I would have voted "staycation" or the even more objectionable "webinar" had either been available options in this poll.

*irrational because I know this is how a living language evolves, etc., but god... webinar???? ARG.

we're all goin' on a summer vajaycay

Summer Vajayjay sounds like a drag queen name.

"mealy"

esp when describing discharge

Jesus god.

moist discharge into a mealy mouth

Meatus is far less repulsive to me now that i know how it's pronounced.

haha this thread is both better and worse than I could have possibly imagined

It sounds sort of nice now. Like a meaty hiatus.

"would you like a pork chop?"
"no thanks i'm on a meatus"

ts: fear of words that betray a loathing of one's own body vs. hatred of words that betray contempt for others

― Lamp, Monday, June 15, 2009 3:53 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

XD

"also re: "pulchritude", when I was younger and learning the meaning of this word via contextual cues, I thought I was reading a lot of super sarcastic literature because I couldn't believe that a word that looked so ugly could have anything positive to do with beauty"

Space Ghost: Who invited you guys? Moltar!
Lokar: You invited us to judge your r-r-ridiculous culinary display.
Space Ghost: I did?
Lokar: Yes you did.
Space Ghost: (nervous laugh) Well, thank you for coming.
Lokar: Déjà vu, you pusillanimous pile of pulchritude.
Tansut: Hey! That's Latin for "beautiful". You, you, you just called him beautiful! (laughs)
Lokar: Oh.
Brak: I think he's pretty.
Tansut: Why don't you kiss him, already? (laughs)
Brak: Okay.
Lokar: Well, occasionally these multisyllabic words confound even me.
Space Ghost: Hey Lokar, confound this! (aims power bands at Lokar)

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Slumpman

I always associate pulchritude with hearing it used in the kids' cartoon Earthworm Jim, which is to say that I have good associations regarding it

Voting PLUR

xpost!

i found him slurping purulent discharge from a mealy vajayjay

that's just an unpleasant image, words notwithstanding

is there a way to ban a single poster from a thread

shock tactics should be unnecessary when language itself is capable of so much :(

lol DJ Mencap, I guess I shd have gone back to the Geodaddi thread on Friday

no more than we can unsee what we have seen

unfeel what we have felt

unpalpate the meati we have palpated

looooooooooooooooooool

ftr there is a way but seeing as I was really hoping that someone would start making sentences of doom with these words and ppl besides LJ have been doing it, I'm not planning on banning anyone from the thread

no i'm just joking--we all, all of us in this thread, bear the meatus of responsibility

Oof... heavy.

And unwieldy besides.

not as long as we keep our meatus moist

Oh no it fell. Help me pick it up?

where is cunny

reading this makes me mentally substitute MEATUS for SCOTUS.
http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/supreme-court1.jpg
Does this happen to you now?

where is cunny

actual lolz

In the mid 19th century

where is cunny

between thine legs, sirrah

My ex-girlfriend had two words she couldn't stand: "ointment" and "fiancee".

Thanks Philip, now I'm thinking about the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill hearings with the words in the poll.

xp the latter I don't really understand still tbh

the unctuous assistant eagerly drove the moist and fetid sponge through the wound, sopping the purulent discharge that was running down the patient's leg, his efforts doing little to oppose the pale yellow front advancing from her panties to the sheets beneath

I used cunny in an infamous poem I wrote many years ago, a poem still talked about by the pupils of my since long-departed high school

the unctuous assistant eagerly drove the moist and fetid sponge through the wound, sopping the purulent discharge that was running down the patient's leg, his efforts doing little to oppose the pale yellow front advancing from her panties to the sheets beneath

oddly enough, the most unsettling word in that sentence is "eagerly"

not sure about the punctuation, but i just skimmed some cormac, so you know

xp re "eagerly": That's the most unsettling thing about LJ's contributions to this thread, too.

lol

also it seem that the assistant was so stoked to get the gauze into the wound that he shoved it through the material of her underwear

underpants is worse no?

or underthings.

when i think underthings, i think testicles, and when i think testicles, i think SCOTUS.

when i think of SCOTUS i think of MEATY OCTOPUS OF JUSTICE

but SCOTUS has nine members, and an octopus only has 8!

THE HEAD OF THE OCTOPUS IS THE CHIEF JUSTICE

photoshop hero make this SCOCTOPUS happen...

such a missed opportunity regarding the word member

I predict a moist landslide!

ew

mealy, moist landslide of discharge from the SCOTUS.

keplur elves in a snit

moist - this word conjures up some unpleasant associations, but that is a result of our perverse usage of it and not in any way a fault of the word itself, which alone is entirely unobjectionable and can have positive associations with rain-soaked greenery and delicious cake, among other things
meatus - this word (if you insist) is certainly not pleasant, but also clearly too silly for, uh, words, and since no one (other than Jaggah?) uses it, i think you're having a bit of a laugh, perhaps the only appropriate response
obstreperous - i must be obstreperous in my objection to the suggestion that there is anything inappropriate about this somewhat euphonous/euphonious polysyllabic word. i reserve the right to take all appropriate action available should you insist upon maintaining such slander.
fistula - this clearly unattractive clinical word refers to indisputably bad things, and contains a root with additional unfortunate associations. i think that it is hard to dispute that this is the worst word of the lot.
pulchritude - certainly a shapely, even ungainly, word, and perhaps unattractive, but a real one, with a lot to hang on to, and there's nothing wrong with that.
bromance - bro, even if these are in very large part kinda dumb movies, i really don't see what the problem is, bro
twee - this was not a great word the first few times you heard it but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away and surely you have gotten over it by now (right?)
PLUR - one imagines that this word is used only by the bubbleheaded, but they're surely preferable to the people who would go around hating on peace and love and such things
snit - this word may be not be particularly attractive, but it's really too much of a trifle to get in a snit about
unctuous - oh but this word really is uniquely valuable, its lesser synonyms not worthy of comparison, only someone of little mind could really suggest otherwise

and the rest...
panties - surely you jest
tweet - can be used badly, and often is, i suppose, but it's really quite a pleasant word, and the irony of its digital appropriation is not unamusing
SNAFU - iconic, gtfo
kudos - this word need not be destroyed, but it may have been, and there probably was not much need for it in the first place
mealy - don't really have a problem with this; kinda mealy-mouthed on the subject tbh
vacay - no word with such associations can be all bad, and this one might not even be a little, as its casual nature suits the subject (i feel similarly about staycation, though one would not want to further abbreviate that one (sorry) (ok not really))
vajaycay - A+, LJ, 'poppage' is almost forgiven
cunny - you guys really don't like a) vaginas, and b) saying the wrong things about them, huh?

xp - wait, sarahel has come up with teh worst word on this thread, 'buttScotus'

oh i forgot, webinar - a dumb ward that i imagine has been dragged to the trash right now, but i imagine that people who spend a lot of time thinking about it are like those dudes who obsessively rewatch Office Space - almost as bad as the people in the movie itself

waord

right by now

only those who don't know what fistula is would vote for anything else

REAL TALK

obstetric fistula *shudders*

Fistula is the name of an album by one of my favorite Bay Area bands right now

bromance, i just want sex

http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/April05/EYH.jpg
Elizabeth Cashin, 13, feels the inside of the fistulated cow in Morrison Hall in the "Holey Cow" workshop, which was part of the Expanding Your Horizons program that introduces girls to careers in the sciences.

fistula is a good band too.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GdZT2yz4sVg/Rzv26FV-2iI/AAAAAAAAACk/1pm7Z76T6uU/s320/Fistula3.gif

i'm voting for moist. i hate the word moist. i know other people who hate the word moist as well.

i have a friend, who, if you whisper the word "cake" in her ear, will scream.

Fistula is a good band but Moist was a terrible band

i have a friend, who, if you whisper the word "cake" in her ear, will scream.

there are clinical words for that too

crust or crusty is a gross word. though it somehow ceases to be gross when used irt pizza or pie.

bromance is by far the worst from the list. oh, and people who object to the word "panties" are weird.

Voted for "fistula", it brings up unfortunate images :(

"PLUR" being on this list makes me sad.

Traumatic arteriovenous fistula

Perilymph fistula

Rectovaginal fistula

Yeah they're all horrible an obstetric fistula is basically a Rectovaginal one and particularly awful because often mother and baby both die if proper care is not received which it's usually not in areas where this is still common.

Tonight I will have nightmares.

For some reason "fistula" makes me think of Count Chocula (sp?) cereal.

also surprised that thus far in this thread no one has used the phrase, "resultant paste."

http://imgur.com/6Mmuc.jpg

That font choice... it's as if they knew this day would come.

weird... did some posts get eaten?

"panties" is the only word it that I am really opposed to. "cunny" would be horrifying except that it's more just funny that it exists. I always kinda liked "pulchritude" and will rep for that disgusting regurgitated ruffles resultant paste thing until I die. Although not outside the confines of a faceless internet message board

cunny - you guys really don't like a) vaginas, and b) saying the wrong things about them, huh?

ARGH hello basic ignorance of English language, this is from the same Norman French word that gave us 'coney' eg. rabbit and while younger than the Latin, is older than any ILXor's lady parts neurosis.

cunny - you guys really don't like a) vaginas, and b) saying the wrong things about them, huh?

― Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, June 15, 2009 5:57 PM (Yesterday)

don't be such a stupid cunt

ARGH hello basic ignorance of English language, this is from the same Norman French word that gave us 'coney' eg. rabbit and while younger than the Latin, is older than any ILXor's lady parts neurosis.

oh rite, that's why everyone hates it, how could i have forgotten?

what is the etymology of 'non-sequitur'?

The lawyer is asking about Latin? Who is this 'everyone' you're repping for tonight?

try harder

holy shit, this thread

I voted obstreperous btw

I do not understand the problem w/obstreperous.

gabbebb you sure get feisty after that second glass of white.

I voted for it because it stood out as the most normal word among a bunch of lols and o_O's.

xpost

I am not sure why it is on the list to begin with, though. The others do sound, er, unctuous, but obstreperous is nice.

Whilst fistula is pretty horrible, it's not as foul as bromance. And I kind of like pulchritude's misleadingness, it goes along with words like bucolic and fecund where they sound like hideous diseases but are in fact fairly placid in their meaning.

ian you sure get feisty after that second trip down the slopes

LOL gabs accusing another human being of 'trying', for any reason: drop it, sonny. <- last word, shut-eye time.

Where were the poll options for gusset, chancre and phalanges?

do you have any idea what a fistula is

xxxps

I do - but I really am not put off by medical terms as much as words that just scan unpleasantly independent of their meaning.

drop it, sonny. <- last word, shut-eye time.

literal lols

http://www.nitrolicious.com/blog/wp-gallery/0607/misc/smug_bag.jpg

"literally"

ian, what's nitrolicious.com?

the site i hotlinked an image from. duh.

What the hell is wrong with "phalanges?"

People Who Erroneously Think They're Smarter Than You

Nice backhand, but irrelevant here. I don't waste time comparing the intelligence of ILXors, just so you know. Why you feel the need to is probably also beyond stupid, ignorant me.

;_; my thread

OK now I understand what everyones problem with gabbneb was/is. I didnt get it before.

Oh, it's a real word? Back to preferences then :-(

^ lawl

perhaps you don't understand ;) xxp

meatus gets my vote

the missing posts are back!

http://natefrogg.com/images/misc/kandikids.jpg

The inclusion of PLUR in this poll is so, so wrong.

that image is not really supporting yr thesis

wtf is PLUR

vs GLOASIS

It's an acronym for "peace love unity respect" used by pilled-up ravers to justify their terrible pants and invading your personal space.

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:27 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ugh do you actually say "pluhr" or something? so glad we didn't have ravers

(in all honesty, I wouldn't have minded as much if I'd been getting laid)

Where were the poll options for gusset, chancre and phalanges?

Gusset is a terrible word.

well yeah

xp

gonorrhea is spectacularly grotesque

GBX: yes, to rhyme with 'blur'. Those girls are obv children of Deadheads, look at moseyin' bear motif on PJs...

haha thanking everyone for suggestions, this is going to be a fine series of polls assuming I don't get bored and forget to start new ones after this one finishes

We don't want that to happen.

after much thought i am voting "meatus." i feel like i know several ppl who strongly object to "moist" and i can sort of understand that, tho i have no problem w/it myself.

yea 'meatus' is clearly the worst. do not do GIS for 'meatus'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_auditory_meatus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_auditory_meatus

u mad, medicine man

those are the first two things i think of!

that is: it's just not a gross word!

"trip down the slopes" <--- I have no idea what gabbneb is trying to say about Ian that wouldn't be 100% Bizarro World levels of wrong. God. Welcome to the club, Trayce.

Yeah, I'm actually a new member of this club. I didn't really get it before but I had a revelation over the weekend and I completely understand now. Man.

should have been "also a new member"

"trip down the slopes" <--- I have no idea what gabbneb is trying to say about Ian that wouldn't be 100% Bizarro World levels of wrong. God.

but what he imagines about must be correct, riiight

guys clearly the worst word in the english language is "slacks"

or possibly "drapes"

or "gusset"

"totty"

i like pretty much all portmanteaus so 'bromance' is in the clear

what the hell is wrong with PLUR? classic ILX acronym along with KORITFW

not an ilx acronym, blueski - it's got dismal candyraver roots

I'll go with "slacks". Also, it's relatively harmless, but "blouse".

thread is turning into gabbneb: reasons he is so bad and hated

i only know PLUR from ILX luckily

clitato

these words may be outmoded, productive of style cramps, but at this point perhaps charmingly so

cozwn as one of several people who has actually witnessed someone on a rooftop strip her skirt off and begin masturbating, spread-eagled, with a piece of tomato, i am grateful for a word to finally describe what i saw

^^^game-changer

wouldn't cozwn's word refer to the 'resulting paste'?

the resulting moisture

pictures or it didn't happen

I know what a fistula is, and it's terrible, but I interpreted the poll as measuring linguistic preference, not "which of these words represents the worst thing." Cuz if it were the latter, then I would have totally voted PLUR.

how do britishes pronoune plur anyway?

i was too shocked to take pictures. frankly i was frightened that in the throes of whatever the fuck she would fall off since the roof was raked at an angle. but yes, resulting paste ftw

gabbneb how do you think?? "pluh"

peace, love, unity, and... huh

but with a "click click" sound and a wink afterwards

Gusset is the worst of the words; to emphasize this point my friend C uses his best 'growling paedo' voice when he says it.

But 'slacks' in my mom's voice is very serious competition.

blueski please tell me you're not talking about the clitato

A piece of tomato seems like one of the less appropriate vegetables one could use.

I had always thought of gussets in terms of welding, but

Gussets are used in manufacturing of modern tights or pantyhose to add breadth at the crotch seam; these gussets are often made of breathable fabrics for hygiene.

which brings us to "hygiene".

I have no objections to "gusset", I think you have to chalk that one up to subjective personal experience, not any kind of species-wide self-defense mechanism against The Horror.

ooh i've got me a moist gusset

I'n sure I've written about this elsewhere but my least favorite word's are lover, moist and panties making "my lover's moist panties" the most uncomfortable phrase ever. I thought everyone hated those words though.

words not word's - ARGH

I keep doing that. I think I have a tumor.

my lover's box

I don't dislike panties for sounding weird or gross, I dislike it for infantilizing objects on the basis of their being feminine.

"hey babe"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6S1uhU-d9k

Yeah panties isn't a gross word it's just . . . uncomfortable for me.

lover and moist are gross tho

'knickers' though...

"moist gusset" is impressively horrifying

Moist makes me think of chocolate cake, I don't mind it at all. I do know someone who will start squealing and covering her ears if you say it, though. I think she's weird.

I don't have a problem with gusset at all.

Never heard meatus, fistula, PLUR or snit until today. Guess I've led a sheltered life.

Obstreperous is a great word, what's it doing on that list?

Panties is awful, infantile, and disturbs me when men use the word aloud. I am so glad the word PANTS is there for those of us in the UK who need a word for underwear AND 'that's bullshit'. Glaswegians saying 'pants' is XD.

In one flatshare, when this particular flatmate of mine moved, we went to clean her room to ready for prospective new flatmate and found 20x pairs of tights with the gussets BITTEN THROUGH. Her boyfriend looked like Freddie Mercury so that's one image stamped with DO NOT WANT right there. That and C chasing our other flatmates around the house saying the word in a perv voice have ruined it for me, sorry.

HYGIENE: win for KKvG also there's nothing worse than this word said in Estuary English.

Writer friend of mine dissed batshit insane poet/smear e-mailer Ruth Padel with 'she's the kind of twit who claims to "take a lover"'.

Obstreperous is a great word, what's it doing on that list?

It's only there because it's a little cumbersome to look at; I like it, too!

lady giving a lecture on sexuality and the disabled, yesterday, at school:

"sometimes you just have to think outside the box....if you'll excuse the pun.....*chuckle*"

most ppl in class: ...
me: hearty LOLZ

Moist - I just don't like the way it sounds. It's almost onomatopoeic to me but instead of awesome cake I picture slimy disgusting things.

gusset just seems like it should be some kind of marsh bird. or maybe a kind of stitch?

in french it's "mwaht goosay"

jesus tho folks really- fistula.

I think turning over moist panties and finding chocolate cake would be awesome at first.

at first?

x-post - ha!

If I ever met anyone who actually used the phrase "take a lover" I would probably punch them. *shudder*

For some reason my mother has always said "puberty" as "pooberty". That is really fucking awful and makes me cringe.

that x-post was for GBX's box lady.

poo-berty

poohberty

STOP IT IT'S AWFUL.

Thankfully it's a word that doesn't often come up in our everyday conversations.

at least not since u hit poo-berty

I only know gusset in reference to a sock (or rather part of a sock).

A lot of the time I love words for the mere sound of it. I guess it's all to do with English being my second language and also loving languages.

The use of 'take a lover' proves 100% that someone is A++ punchable. In the trachea.

http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/winnie-the-pooh-evil.jpghttp://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/38491-love_bert_related_him.jpghttp://www.talesfromtheotherside.com/images/ecstacy-pills1.jpg

You are loving this. Grrrrr.

I don't know why she says it like that as I've never heard anyone else do so. I blame Pittsburgh but the truth is she probably knows it makes me uncomfortable and uses it on purpose.

just the first picture and a cup of Earl Grey would have sufficed xp

For some reason my mother has always said "puberty" as "pooberty". That is really fucking awful and makes me cringe.

My sex ed teacher in middle school pronounced it this way as well, no wonder I have issues.

just be glad I didn't go with my first option, which was too too gross

jeeves giving out to wooster for farting?

Nicole - OK at least I know she's not the only one but I am so sorry to hear you had to endure this too. As if any discussion of puberty during the time it's happening needs to be made even more awkward and uncomfortable for the poor child with the addition of a horrible sounding word!

how the fuck do you pronounce obstreperous and pulchritude? i feel stupid and it confuses the shit out of me when i see it on my screen.

they are pronounced "pooh-ber-TEE"

puhl kreh tude

even better is pulchritudinous

pulchritudinous is going to be my new replacement for awesome

don't gush through yr gusset pls

palpate my pulchritudinous pustules

my bucolic buboes

sluice

"pearly penile papules" from a skin disease book always stuck w/ me

^ unfortunate wording

i'll see your sluice and raise you a slough

Gusset is great word. 'Sweaty gusset' is a fun thing to say on a hot day.

I have a problem with 'spooge'. Spoooodge!

Slough is a great word, especially to describe necrosis

spadge >> spooge

But words like spooge and spadge (even though you obv just made that up) are supposed to be/sound gross, aren't they?

unctuous is pretty bad but not so much as unguent imo

not a fan of "fondant" tbh

infantilizing - never even occurred to me. did y'all grow up with 'jammies' or something?

flaccid

'knickers' is fucking gross otoh

o_O how the hell can someone hate a word that means "cake siding"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecmy4nKT-A

not a fan of "fondant" tbh

yah too sweet ime

flaccid

turgor

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/puberte.jpg

it means any soft sweet stuff, sort of like nougat - i think it's the indeterminacy of it that makes me nervous, like, what the hell IS it .. i'm afraid it's going to get melty and sticky and drop on the floor where lint will stick to it

Guiche

it means any soft sweet stuff, sort of like nougat - i think it's the indeterminacy of it that makes me nervous, like, what the hell IS it .. i'm afraid it's going to get melty and sticky and drop on the floor where lint will stick to it

http://www.bluoz.com/blog/uploads/stuff4.jpg

^ filmed in Russia

ok i'm going to bed with the lights on

nougat means "i'm gonna make my dentist rich"

'gabnebb' is a pretty revolting onomatopoeia imo

the worst nerd of these nerds

how the fuck is knickers gross? it makes me think of a flapper girl throwing off her PANTIES and making sweet lurve.

Please never say that again.

flapper

xxpost repeats ad nauseam. hehe

oh hell i didn't realize that fondant means sth different in english. here it refers to dark chocolate.

i am not responsible for 'gabbneb'

what, you're a minor?

tbh i don't like when pple say "sweet lurve"

the flapping vulva, mid-queef

ftw

fleshy flaps a flashing fishily

in french it means "melting". i don't want what i'm eating to be melting unless there's a significant ice component to it.

xposts STOP IT

i swear that was a xpost

the word 'pooper' is the worst way of referring to someone's butt ever

what about melted cheese and chocolate ya loon

LOUIS I AM V V CLOSE TO SBing THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. STOP IT RIGHT NOW PLS.

re pooper: hahah it makes me think of a mom talking in a highpitched voice to her kid. (yes, i am sometimes guilty of talking in a highpitched voice to my kids. i hate myself for doing it.)

http://www.freewebs.com/nascarfan15/Valvoline.jpg

blueski that would be "fondu" i.e. already melted

(OK, I wouldn't really LJ but PLEASE!!!)

I would.

^^^oh man it is hard to resist, but i'll have to

the word 'pooper' is the worst way of referring to someone's butt ever

I prefer the more refined 'dumper'

pronounced "duh-pay"

LOUIS I AM V V CLOSE TO SBing THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. STOP IT RIGHT NOW PLS.

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:55 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is SBing? it sounds like something vulgar.

snit bromance

it's an emoticon signifying a person with a lopsided butt doing the wave

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/pdf/topics/bafflingwords.pdf

having a young, single dad while growing up, i recall many times when he would say "check out the pooper on that girl" (eg indicating pizza hut waitress)

:-)S-B<

oh dear, that is actually the "smiling person with front-butt doing the wave" emoticon

how much better would your childhood have been if he'd said "check out the dumper on that girl"

xp

my dad, kinda gross

that was a rhetorical question

"check out the pooper on that pizza"

EA, I think we have like minded dads. Granted, my dad didn't say pooper. It took me a while to realize my dad's humour wasn't really appropriate for kids. :-/

btw ken c SBing stands for sluice banging

was gonna suggest 'pootube' or 'poopchute' as a 1-up from 'pooper' but a) i've been placed under orders and b) 'pooper' is still worse

way worse are the weird terms that equate a gay guy's rectum with a vulva

so bad and gross i hesitate to name them

CLOACA.

blancmange

"O Cloacina, Goddess of this place,
Look on thy suppliants with a smiling face.
Soft, yet cohesive let their offerings flow,
Not rashly swift nor insolently slow"

boypussy
mangina
asslips

those are the ones i've heard and i'm sorry to have ever heard them

i fully expect to be SB'd for that post

srsly who does that

no one will hold it against you because you are just reporting information but srsly who does that

those arent so bad really

use one in a sentence

if you do not use one in a sentence, i will

lj surfing the sb superhighway today

for the love of god mr que use one in a sentence

pooper is totally appropriate, imo, if you are talking about poop and pooping

poopage?

"my boypussy hurts"

oh my god no xp

LOL at this thread starting now Boy wakes up with "girl parts", gets period, tells the internet all about it . . .

even too far for lj, congratulations blueski

stfu u cumslurpin manginas

ok so 'frottage' is kind of bad right

frottage

unctuously slurpin cum from my boyf's pulchritudinous boypussy

fwiw 'mangina' is the transliterated spelling of the hebrew word for melody, also the name of a brandeis a cappella group who was the subject of many lols

gbx i barf on u

unctuously slurpin cum pugwash from my boyf's pulchritudinous boypussy

and it was more that i felt guilty at what i'd indirectly spawned, ed

unchained mangina was a big hit for the righteous brothers

the wrench-ass brothers

it finally attacked one of them during a show, the injuries were terrible

Godzilla's Mangina

whoever knows fear burns at the mangina's touch

hey where did all the girls go?

too busy being horrified about tampax's mangina marketing campaign

(almost wrote merkining campaign)

cannot believe i'm the first to posit the phrase 'guddle her escutcheon' on this thread

oh man why didn't i think of that

pooper is totally appropriate, imo, if you are talking about poop and pooping

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:23 PM Bookmark

poop and pooping are just as bad

arguing about poop on the internet

it worked on that final fantasy thread

i poop
you poop
he / she / it poops
we poop
you (plural) poop
they poop

shitty word imo

everybody poops

sometimes

maybe in Rhode Island

as i said miles upthread, 'poopy' is the worst poop word

a better word for pooping is grumping

a better word for poopy is grumpy

"grumping" is too close to "krumping"

"aw man, I just stepped in dog grumpy"

xp: although I guess you make the same faces

poodle gravy

hey where did all the girls go?

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:45 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

EIII you are in a position to train these words in, think of the difference you could make in the world

I wish I knew what that meant, I'd like to make a difference in the world

impress upon yr children what words are the worst words, and what are the best

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/e/e/1ee11c0de1c09e836256bf405e6fc5af.jpg

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/yhst-45604277673326_2055_7794507

I could sit for 10 million years and never produce a word with higher comedy value in my home than "poop"

or "toilet"

I once told my kids I was going to create a TV comedy just for them, it would be 30 minutes of a camera pointed at a toilet, it would be called "the toilet show"

the mere idea of it had them paralyzed with laughter

siding with yr kids on that one

yeah i would watch that show

in their estimation the greatest joke ever written is "why did tigger stick his head in the toilet"

because he was looking for pooh

it contains all classic elements of comedy

E4 has started drawing a series of comics called "peter the pooper"

they all go like this

peter: watch my magic act!
peter: (lights a lighter)
teacher: that's not magic, that's a lighter, you moron!
peter: oh.

peter: what do I do with this paper?
peter: (eats paper)
teacher: that's your math homework, you idiot!
peter: oh.

xp to LJ before the diarrhea of poop posts: slough as pronounced "sloo" or "sluff"? Unclear as to what a swampy pond has to do with necrosis?

I think pronounced 'sluff'. I also do think it can mean "to shed, in a rhythmic, liquid action".

ah yes, rhythmic liquid action has a lot to do with necrosis, especially if the necrosis happens in a swampy pond.

well,

slough 2 (slf)
n.
1. The dead outer skin shed by a reptile or amphibian.
2. Medicine A layer or mass of dead tissue separated from surrounding living tissue, as in a wound, sore, or inflammation.
3. An outer layer or covering that is shed.
v. sloughed, slough·ing, sloughs
v.intr.
1. To be cast off or shed; come off: The snake's skin sloughs off.
2. To shed a slough.
3. Medicine To separate from surrounding living tissue. Used of dead tissue.
v.tr.
To discard as undesirable or unfavorable; get rid of: slough off former associates.

slough ban

sarahel, there is a secondary definition of slough which refers to any outer covering which is shed -- such as a snake molting its dead skin

I know there are two different words. I was just making a joke about LJ's rhythmic liquid action.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

victory!

haha I forgot to come back and look at this thread

Yay! We win!

this is like a movie where strangers who have a shared interest platonically bond and subsequently prevail

I'd like to think the users of "bromance" are actually alien lizard creatures in human skin that we "bromance"-haters will surreptitiously catch eating live rats, and then we will drive them away from our planet.

and then we will chill together with increasing regularity

'freemium'

http://www.good.is/post/why-do-we-hate-the-word-“moist”/

must people use 'peeber'

oh look an englishman denigrating the american idiom

lol

I stan for and even appropriate plenty of the Stateside vernacular, but I stop short at 'peeber'

pffft

whatever, Mr. Poppage

poppage is a funnier, comelier and more useful term than 'peeber'

"comelier"? fish in a fucking barrel, LJ, jaysus

no idea how "meatus" didn't trample this poll

the most well-known use of the word 'comely' in western culture was inflicted by an american

...a comely wench?

no, a twee songwriter dude called Jeff Meatus

oh look, lj is lecturing us on language

*takes notes*

*sets notes on fire*

the most well known euphemism for "cumming" was inflicted by a britisher

*inflicts poppage on self*

poppage is actually euphemism for loss of cherry

all other uses are bastardisations

and that is your own mother's tongue which you singe, Que

I use 'comely' all the time actually. No shortage of weird looks though.

Who was this American 'inflictor', actually?

xpost meatus is kind of unbelievable right

okay let's leave the moms out of this

poppage is actually euphemism for loss of cherry

right

and that is your own mother's tongue which you singe, Que

???????

yeah what HI DERE said

acoleuthic

sure he mean's 'mother' tongue rather than anything to do with moms

gah *means

I mean, everyone agrees that "peeber" is objectionable, there's no need to accuse someone of hardcore making out with his mom over it.

xp: then he should say "mother tongue" because "mother's tongue" is kind of incredibly ew

when you burn the language of England, you shove hot coals into the maternal maw

wait lj made out with my mom?

shit, i need to get over to Facebook and make sure everything's okay

gonna keep sayin peeber when I feel like it, f u if u disagree

very well, and I shall with poppage play

as long as peeber means PBR, i have no problem with it

all words carouse unfettered in the meadow

lj is some wordsmith. I am impressed. This is Cambridge quality I guess.

Did another

very well, and I shall with poppage play

THIS IS NASTY ON EVERY LEVEL IMAGINABLE

Grr zing for iPhone you mock me again

I stan for and even appropriate plenty of the Stateside vernacular, but I stop short at 'peeber'

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, April 12, 2010 9:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol dude this is kind of an empty statement considering that (afaik) it is completely unavailable in this country

11 people voted for PLUR out of all those words? really?

If "unctuous" is an unpleasant word, it's only because it's doing its job so well.

that word is one for the "words you've looked up a thousand times and can't remember the definition" thread

Oily, slimy, greasy, and also all the things that those words mean when describing a personality.