The worst word of these words

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btw "poppage" was intentionally left off to avoid a landslide result

Poll Results

OptionVotes
bromance 27
meatus 19
fistula 12
PLUR 11
moist 6
twee 3
obstreperous 2
snit 2
unctuous 2
pulchritude 1


sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

no "panties"?

DUDE, I DON'T LOSE (call all destroyer), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

Obstreperous is a good word.

chap, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

panties

harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

oh damn I should have used "panties" instead of "snit"

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

oh well, that can go to the next poll

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

unctuous is a great word

mizzell, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

you can rearrange it into snit ape xp

harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

what is "PLUR"?

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

"tweet" used as a noun or verb

kingfish, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

'kudos'

mookieproof, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

snafu

bear, bear, bear, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

disappointed by lack of poppage, fuckwant and sputum

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

meatus

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

'meatus' is the most unpleasant, which makes it the best. most of the others are fine words. 'bromance' is terrible.

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

I am pretty much convinced that there is no such thing as a pleasant meatus.

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

'clamato'

mookieproof, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

anyway, the biggest omission is 'poopy' which is abysmal in every way

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

write-in for "discharge".

b!tchass, birdchested bastard sees a dude bigger than he (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

what is "PLUR"?

YOU LUCKY LUCKY PERSON

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

k so i guess i'll wait until i get home to google that one.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

It's an acronym for "peace love unity respect" used by pilled-up ravers to justify their terrible pants and invading your personal space.

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i quite like unctuous.

^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

xp oh that's not so bad. i thought it was something gross. but then ravers are kind of gross.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

esp when attempting to describe a very specific type of Southern Baptist preacher indigenous to these parts

^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

to be fair, not all of these words are objectionable in and of themselves

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

she reached across the table and put her hands on my unctuous meatus

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

I've always hated pulchritude since learning Latin as a 7th Grader. It's such an ugly word for beauty.

Violent In Design (Masonic Boom), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

is meatus a real word? i love the word snit, by the way, i think it's so perfect for what it describes.

Maria, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

"moist bromance"

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meatus

see specifically: urinary meatus

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

bromance, duh

my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

i'm embarrassed to say (i gguess?) that PLUR is new to me, but now that i know what's up i can confidently vote for that in this here poll

^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

I wish I'd looked meatus up before voting, it's more unpleasant than I realized!

Maria, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

she showed her oleaginous fuckwant by unctuously smearing sputum upon her moist poopy hands and palpating my unctuous meatus, its tumescent corpulence seeking poppage wherever it drooped

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

esp w/ modifier "urinary" xpost

^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

HI DERE^^^ I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

NO don't do it

Maria, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

"meal" and "mealy" are pretty bad too imo

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

ever have a "moist meal"?

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

mealy is pretty gross yeah, especially when it refers to bad mouth acne

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

fistula is the only one of these that is even actually "bad," so that gets my vote

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

"mealy"

esp when describing discharge

^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

xxpost

^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

staycation

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

anal fistula is a concept i don't understand (i don't know what a fistula is) but i'm pretty sure that it's the most disgusting thing ever.

suggestzybandias (jim), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

palpating my unctuous meatus

WHAT THE HELL

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo
also getting hand-wavey and icked-out by a word is pretty embarrassing, imo

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ
STFU LJ

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

Dan, that particular bit was the bit I pretty much copied from Que!

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

if yr meatus is tumescent, you need a doctor IMMEDIATELY

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

you made it worse with palpating LJ

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

feet

Lamp, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

did you guys know that you have an auditory meatus, too

in yr EAR

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

no "passersby"

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

fronting about bacon vs. fronting about "totally hating" a word

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

xp kate: I have a fondness for pulchritude -- and can't disassociate it from the way Lux Interior intones it in ... I forget which Cramps song it was.

Bromance is the worst - it signifies all those pop culture hybrid words that you can never quite escape from - like "staycation" - that the people who invented them and those who use them think they are quite clever by doing so, but actually end up coming across as varying degrees of douchey.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

"vacay"

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

you made it worse with palpating LJ <<<<<<<<<<<< THIS

this is not a sounding website, plz take the meatus palpation elsewhere

xp: omg I forgot "staycation" existed

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

xp omar: OTM - vacay is awful.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

gonna be palpatin for the rest of my life, yall

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

i usually see that word in yahoo articles. "with the troubled economy, more people lately have been opting instead for a staycation."

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

TBH 'bromance' ought to win this by a street

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

also re: "pulchritude", when I was younger and learning the meaning of this word via contextual cues, I thought I was reading a lot of super sarcastic literature because I couldn't believe that a word that looked so ugly could have anything positive to do with beauty

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

ts: fear of words that betray a loathing of one's own body vs. hatred of words that betray contempt for others

Lamp, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

PLUR is bad ... but not as oppressively inescapable as bromance ...

xp another write-in option: "TOT MOM!"

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

vajaycay

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

vajayjay vacay

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

BROMANCE

I have an irrational hatred of neologisms*. I would have voted "staycation" or the even more objectionable "webinar" had either been available options in this poll.

*irrational because I know this is how a living language evolves, etc., but god... webinar???? ARG.

blow it out your hairdo (Jenny), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

we're all goin' on a summer vajaycay

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

Summer Vajayjay sounds like a drag queen name.

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

"mealy"

esp when describing discharge

Jesus god.

Brundlefly (kenan), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

moist discharge into a mealy mouth

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

Meatus is far less repulsive to me now that i know how it's pronounced.

Slumpman, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

haha this thread is both better and worse than I could have possibly imagined

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

It sounds sort of nice now. Like a meaty hiatus.

"would you like a pork chop?"
"no thanks i'm on a meatus"

Slumpman, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

ts: fear of words that betray a loathing of one's own body vs. hatred of words that betray contempt for others

― Lamp, Monday, June 15, 2009 3:53 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

XD

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

"also re: "pulchritude", when I was younger and learning the meaning of this word via contextual cues, I thought I was reading a lot of super sarcastic literature because I couldn't believe that a word that looked so ugly could have anything positive to do with beauty"

Space Ghost: Who invited you guys? Moltar!
Lokar: You invited us to judge your r-r-ridiculous culinary display.
Space Ghost: I did?
Lokar: Yes you did.
Space Ghost: (nervous laugh) Well, thank you for coming.
Lokar: Déjà vu, you pusillanimous pile of pulchritude.
Tansut: Hey! That's Latin for "beautiful". You, you, you just called him beautiful! (laughs)
Lokar: Oh.
Brak: I think he's pretty.
Tansut: Why don't you kiss him, already? (laughs)
Brak: Okay.
Lokar: Well, occasionally these multisyllabic words confound even me.
Space Ghost: Hey Lokar, confound this! (aims power bands at Lokar)

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Slumpman

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

I always associate pulchritude with hearing it used in the kids' cartoon Earthworm Jim, which is to say that I have good associations regarding it

Voting PLUR

DJ MARTIAN IS A KING AMONG MEN. Dan Perry, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

xpost!

DJ MARTIAN IS A KING AMONG MEN. Dan Perry, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

i found him slurping purulent discharge from a mealy vajayjay

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

that's just an unpleasant image, words notwithstanding

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

is there a way to ban a single poster from a thread

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

shock tactics should be unnecessary when language itself is capable of so much :(

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

lol DJ Mencap, I guess I shd have gone back to the Geodaddi thread on Friday

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

no more than we can unsee what we have seen

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

unfeel what we have felt

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

unpalpate the meati we have palpated

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooool

ftr there is a way but seeing as I was really hoping that someone would start making sentences of doom with these words and ppl besides LJ have been doing it, I'm not planning on banning anyone from the thread

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

no i'm just joking--we all, all of us in this thread, bear the meatus of responsibility

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

Oof... heavy.

Brundlefly (kenan), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

And unwieldy besides.

Brundlefly (kenan), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

not as long as we keep our meatus moist

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

Oh no it fell. Help me pick it up?

Brundlefly (kenan), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

where is cunny

鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

reading this makes me mentally substitute MEATUS for SCOTUS.
http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/supreme-court1.jpg
Does this happen to you now?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

where is cunny

actual lolz

Lamp, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

In the mid 19th century

Brundlefly (kenan), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

where is cunny

between thine legs, sirrah

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

My ex-girlfriend had two words she couldn't stand: "ointment" and "fiancee".

four and twenty blackbirds too weak to work (G00blar), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks Philip, now I'm thinking about the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill hearings with the words in the poll.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

xp the latter I don't really understand still tbh

four and twenty blackbirds too weak to work (G00blar), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

the unctuous assistant eagerly drove the moist and fetid sponge through the wound, sopping the purulent discharge that was running down the patient's leg, his efforts doing little to oppose the pale yellow front advancing from her panties to the sheets beneath

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

I used cunny in an infamous poem I wrote many years ago, a poem still talked about by the pupils of my since long-departed high school

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)

the unctuous assistant eagerly drove the moist and fetid sponge through the wound, sopping the purulent discharge that was running down the patient's leg, his efforts doing little to oppose the pale yellow front advancing from her panties to the sheets beneath

oddly enough, the most unsettling word in that sentence is "eagerly"

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)

not sure about the punctuation, but i just skimmed some cormac, so you know

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

xp re "eagerly": That's the most unsettling thing about LJ's contributions to this thread, too.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

lol

鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

also it seem that the assistant was so stoked to get the gauze into the wound that he shoved it through the material of her underwear

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

underpants is worse no?

ian, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

or underthings.

ian, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

when i think underthings, i think testicles, and when i think testicles, i think SCOTUS.

ian, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

when i think of SCOTUS i think of MEATY OCTOPUS OF JUSTICE

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

but SCOTUS has nine members, and an octopus only has 8!

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

THE HEAD OF THE OCTOPUS IS THE CHIEF JUSTICE

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

photoshop hero make this SCOCTOPUS happen...

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

such a missed opportunity regarding the word member

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

I predict a moist landslide!

lol? I nearly wtb 1 (Pillbox), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

ew

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

mealy, moist landslide of discharge from the SCOTUS.

ian, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

keplur elves in a snit

Lamp, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

moist - this word conjures up some unpleasant associations, but that is a result of our perverse usage of it and not in any way a fault of the word itself, which alone is entirely unobjectionable and can have positive associations with rain-soaked greenery and delicious cake, among other things
meatus - this word (if you insist) is certainly not pleasant, but also clearly too silly for, uh, words, and since no one (other than Jaggah?) uses it, i think you're having a bit of a laugh, perhaps the only appropriate response
obstreperous - i must be obstreperous in my objection to the suggestion that there is anything inappropriate about this somewhat euphonous/euphonious polysyllabic word. i reserve the right to take all appropriate action available should you insist upon maintaining such slander.
fistula - this clearly unattractive clinical word refers to indisputably bad things, and contains a root with additional unfortunate associations. i think that it is hard to dispute that this is the worst word of the lot.
pulchritude - certainly a shapely, even ungainly, word, and perhaps unattractive, but a real one, with a lot to hang on to, and there's nothing wrong with that.
bromance - bro, even if these are in very large part kinda dumb movies, i really don't see what the problem is, bro
twee - this was not a great word the first few times you heard it but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away and surely you have gotten over it by now (right?)
PLUR - one imagines that this word is used only by the bubbleheaded, but they're surely preferable to the people who would go around hating on peace and love and such things
snit - this word may be not be particularly attractive, but it's really too much of a trifle to get in a snit about
unctuous - oh but this word really is uniquely valuable, its lesser synonyms not worthy of comparison, only someone of little mind could really suggest otherwise

and the rest...
panties - surely you jest
tweet - can be used badly, and often is, i suppose, but it's really quite a pleasant word, and the irony of its digital appropriation is not unamusing
SNAFU - iconic, gtfo
kudos - this word need not be destroyed, but it may have been, and there probably was not much need for it in the first place
mealy - don't really have a problem with this; kinda mealy-mouthed on the subject tbh
vacay - no word with such associations can be all bad, and this one might not even be a little, as its casual nature suits the subject (i feel similarly about staycation, though one would not want to further abbreviate that one (sorry) (ok not really))
vajaycay - A+, LJ, 'poppage' is almost forgiven
cunny - you guys really don't like a) vaginas, and b) saying the wrong things about them, huh?

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

xp - wait, sarahel has come up with teh worst word on this thread, 'buttScotus'

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

oh i forgot, webinar - a dumb ward that i imagine has been dragged to the trash right now, but i imagine that people who spend a lot of time thinking about it are like those dudes who obsessively rewatch Office Space - almost as bad as the people in the movie itself

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

waord

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

right by now

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

only those who don't know what fistula is would vote for anything else

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

REAL TALK

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

obstetric fistula *shudders*

sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

Fistula is the name of an album by one of my favorite Bay Area bands right now

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

bromance, i just want sex

eat my pain away (i got problems) (Tape Store), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/April05/EYH.jpg
Elizabeth Cashin, 13, feels the inside of the fistulated cow in Morrison Hall in the "Holey Cow" workshop, which was part of the Expanding Your Horizons program that introduces girls to careers in the sciences.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

fistula is a good band too.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GdZT2yz4sVg/Rzv26FV-2iI/AAAAAAAAACk/1pm7Z76T6uU/s320/Fistula3.gif

scott seward, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

i'm voting for moist. i hate the word moist. i know other people who hate the word moist as well.

i have a friend, who, if you whisper the word "cake" in her ear, will scream.

scott seward, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

Fistula is a good band but Moist was a terrible band

DJ MARTIAN IS A KING AMONG MEN. Dan Perry, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

i have a friend, who, if you whisper the word "cake" in her ear, will scream.

there are clinical words for that too

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

crust or crusty is a gross word. though it somehow ceases to be gross when used irt pizza or pie.

bromance is by far the worst from the list. oh, and people who object to the word "panties" are weird.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 15 June 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

Voted for "fistula", it brings up unfortunate images :(

"PLUR" being on this list makes me sad.

f1f0 (Pashmina), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

Traumatic arteriovenous fistula

Perilymph fistula

Rectovaginal fistula

lol? I nearly wtb 1 (Pillbox), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah they're all horrible an obstetric fistula is basically a Rectovaginal one and particularly awful because often mother and baby both die if proper care is not received which it's usually not in areas where this is still common.

sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

Tonight I will have nightmares.

lol? I nearly wtb 1 (Pillbox), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

For some reason "fistula" makes me think of Count Chocula (sp?) cereal.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

also surprised that thus far in this thread no one has used the phrase, "resultant paste."

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/6Mmuc.jpg

Slumpman, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

That font choice... it's as if they knew this day would come.

Slumpman, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

weird... did some posts get eaten?

^defense is impregnable (will), Monday, 15 June 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

"panties" is the only word it that I am really opposed to. "cunny" would be horrifying except that it's more just funny that it exists. I always kinda liked "pulchritude" and will rep for that disgusting regurgitated ruffles resultant paste thing until I die. Although not outside the confines of a faceless internet message board

A B C, Monday, 15 June 2009 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

cunny - you guys really don't like a) vaginas, and b) saying the wrong things about them, huh?

ARGH hello basic ignorance of English language, this is from the same Norman French word that gave us 'coney' eg. rabbit and while younger than the Latin, is older than any ILXor's lady parts neurosis.

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

cunny - you guys really don't like a) vaginas, and b) saying the wrong things about them, huh?

― Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, June 15, 2009 5:57 PM (Yesterday)

don't be such a stupid cunt

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)

ARGH hello basic ignorance of English language, this is from the same Norman French word that gave us 'coney' eg. rabbit and while younger than the Latin, is older than any ILXor's lady parts neurosis.

oh rite, that's why everyone hates it, how could i have forgotten?

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:36 (sixteen years ago)

what is the etymology of 'non-sequitur'?

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:36 (sixteen years ago)

The lawyer is asking about Latin? Who is this 'everyone' you're repping for tonight?

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

try harder

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit, this thread

I voted obstreperous btw

unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

I do not understand the problem w/obstreperous.

Sir William of Joel (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

gabbebb you sure get feisty after that second glass of white.

ian, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

I voted for it because it stood out as the most normal word among a bunch of lols and o_O's.

xpost

unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

I am not sure why it is on the list to begin with, though. The others do sound, er, unctuous, but obstreperous is nice.

Sir William of Joel (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

Whilst fistula is pretty horrible, it's not as foul as bromance. And I kind of like pulchritude's misleadingness, it goes along with words like bucolic and fecund where they sound like hideous diseases but are in fact fairly placid in their meaning.

emil.y, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

ian you sure get feisty after that second trip down the slopes

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

LOL gabs accusing another human being of 'trying', for any reason: drop it, sonny. <- last word, shut-eye time.

Where were the poll options for gusset, chancre and phalanges?

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

do you have any idea what a fistula is

xxxps

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

I do - but I really am not put off by medical terms as much as words that just scan unpleasantly independent of their meaning.

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

drop it, sonny. <- last word, shut-eye time.

literal lols

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.nitrolicious.com/blog/wp-gallery/0607/misc/smug_bag.jpg

ian, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

"literally"

ian, what's nitrolicious.com?

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

the site i hotlinked an image from. duh.

ian, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:09 (sixteen years ago)

What the hell is wrong with "phalanges?"

lol? I nearly wtb 1 (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:10 (sixteen years ago)

People Who Erroneously Think They're Smarter Than You

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)

Nice backhand, but irrelevant here. I don't waste time comparing the intelligence of ILXors, just so you know. Why you feel the need to is probably also beyond stupid, ignorant me.

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

;_; my thread

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

OK now I understand what everyones problem with gabbneb was/is. I didnt get it before.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, it's a real word? Back to preferences then :-(

BIG MEATUS aka the stanmdriver (StanM), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

^ lawl

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

perhaps you don't understand ;) xxp

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:08 (sixteen years ago)

meatus gets my vote

nothing but 'neb (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

the missing posts are back!

fistula pumping action (sarahel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 06:49 (sixteen years ago)

http://natefrogg.com/images/misc/kandikids.jpg

The inclusion of PLUR in this poll is so, so wrong.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:19 (sixteen years ago)

that image is not really supporting yr thesis

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:20 (sixteen years ago)

wtf is PLUR

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

vs GLOASIS

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

It's an acronym for "peace love unity respect" used by pilled-up ravers to justify their terrible pants and invading your personal space.

― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:27 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

ugh do you actually say "pluhr" or something? so glad we didn't have ravers

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

(in all honesty, I wouldn't have minded as much if I'd been getting laid)

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

Where were the poll options for gusset, chancre and phalanges?

Gusset is a terrible word.

Sir William of Joel (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

well yeah

xp

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

gonorrhea is spectacularly grotesque

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

GBX: yes, to rhyme with 'blur'. Those girls are obv children of Deadheads, look at moseyin' bear motif on PJs...

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

haha thanking everyone for suggestions, this is going to be a fine series of polls assuming I don't get bored and forget to start new ones after this one finishes

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

We don't want that to happen.

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:41 (sixteen years ago)

after much thought i am voting "meatus." i feel like i know several ppl who strongly object to "moist" and i can sort of understand that, tho i have no problem w/it myself.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:49 (sixteen years ago)

yea 'meatus' is clearly the worst. do not do GIS for 'meatus'

mark cl, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_auditory_meatus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_auditory_meatus

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

u mad, medicine man

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:00 (sixteen years ago)

those are the first two things i think of!

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

that is: it's just not a gross word!

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

"trip down the slopes" <--- I have no idea what gabbneb is trying to say about Ian that wouldn't be 100% Bizarro World levels of wrong. God. Welcome to the club, Trayce.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:08 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm actually a new member of this club. I didn't really get it before but I had a revelation over the weekend and I completely understand now. Man.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

should have been "also a new member"

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:11 (sixteen years ago)

"trip down the slopes" <--- I have no idea what gabbneb is trying to say about Ian that wouldn't be 100% Bizarro World levels of wrong. God.

but what he imagines about must be correct, riiight

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

guys clearly the worst word in the english language is "slacks"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

or possibly "drapes"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

or "gusset"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

"totty"

i like pretty much all portmanteaus so 'bromance' is in the clear

what the hell is wrong with PLUR? classic ILX acronym along with KORITFW

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

not an ilx acronym, blueski - it's got dismal candyraver roots

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

I'll go with "slacks". Also, it's relatively harmless, but "blouse".

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

thread is turning into gabbneb: reasons he is so bad and hated

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

i only know PLUR from ILX luckily

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

clitato

cozwn, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

these words may be outmoded, productive of style cramps, but at this point perhaps charmingly so

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

cozwn as one of several people who has actually witnessed someone on a rooftop strip her skirt off and begin masturbating, spread-eagled, with a piece of tomato, i am grateful for a word to finally describe what i saw

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

^^^game-changer

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

wouldn't cozwn's word refer to the 'resulting paste'?

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

the resulting moisture

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

pictures or it didn't happen

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

I know what a fistula is, and it's terrible, but I interpreted the poll as measuring linguistic preference, not "which of these words represents the worst thing." Cuz if it were the latter, then I would have totally voted PLUR.

blow it out your hairdo (Jenny), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

how do britishes pronoune plur anyway?

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

i was too shocked to take pictures. frankly i was frightened that in the throes of whatever the fuck she would fall off since the roof was raked at an angle. but yes, resulting paste ftw

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

gabbneb how do you think?? "pluh"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

peace, love, unity, and... huh

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

but with a "click click" sound and a wink afterwards

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

Gusset is the worst of the words; to emphasize this point my friend C uses his best 'growling paedo' voice when he says it.

But 'slacks' in my mom's voice is very serious competition.

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

blueski please tell me you're not talking about the clitato

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

A piece of tomato seems like one of the less appropriate vegetables one could use.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

I had always thought of gussets in terms of welding, but

Gussets are used in manufacturing of modern tights or pantyhose to add breadth at the crotch seam; these gussets are often made of breathable fabrics for hygiene.

which brings us to "hygiene".

a wicket consists of three stumps and two balls (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

I have no objections to "gusset", I think you have to chalk that one up to subjective personal experience, not any kind of species-wide self-defense mechanism against The Horror.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

ooh i've got me a moist gusset

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

I'n sure I've written about this elsewhere but my least favorite word's are lover, moist and panties making "my lover's moist panties" the most uncomfortable phrase ever. I thought everyone hated those words though.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

words not word's - ARGH

I keep doing that. I think I have a tumor.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

my lover's box

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

I don't dislike panties for sounding weird or gross, I dislike it for infantilizing objects on the basis of their being feminine.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

"hey babe"

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6S1uhU-d9k

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah panties isn't a gross word it's just . . . uncomfortable for me.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

lover and moist are gross tho

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

'knickers' though...

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

"moist gusset" is impressively horrifying

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

Moist makes me think of chocolate cake, I don't mind it at all. I do know someone who will start squealing and covering her ears if you say it, though. I think she's weird.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

I don't have a problem with gusset at all.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

Never heard meatus, fistula, PLUR or snit until today. Guess I've led a sheltered life.

Obstreperous is a great word, what's it doing on that list?

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

Panties is awful, infantile, and disturbs me when men use the word aloud. I am so glad the word PANTS is there for those of us in the UK who need a word for underwear AND 'that's bullshit'. Glaswegians saying 'pants' is XD.

In one flatshare, when this particular flatmate of mine moved, we went to clean her room to ready for prospective new flatmate and found 20x pairs of tights with the gussets BITTEN THROUGH. Her boyfriend looked like Freddie Mercury so that's one image stamped with DO NOT WANT right there. That and C chasing our other flatmates around the house saying the word in a perv voice have ruined it for me, sorry.

HYGIENE: win for KKvG also there's nothing worse than this word said in Estuary English.

Writer friend of mine dissed batshit insane poet/smear e-mailer Ruth Padel with 'she's the kind of twit who claims to "take a lover"'.

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

Obstreperous is a great word, what's it doing on that list?

It's only there because it's a little cumbersome to look at; I like it, too!

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

lady giving a lecture on sexuality and the disabled, yesterday, at school:

"sometimes you just have to think outside the box....if you'll excuse the pun.....*chuckle*"

most ppl in class: ...
me: hearty LOLZ

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

Moist - I just don't like the way it sounds. It's almost onomatopoeic to me but instead of awesome cake I picture slimy disgusting things.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

gusset just seems like it should be some kind of marsh bird. or maybe a kind of stitch?

recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

in french it's "mwaht goosay"

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

jesus tho folks really- fistula.

liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

I think turning over moist panties and finding chocolate cake would be awesome at first.

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

at first?

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

x-post - ha!

If I ever met anyone who actually used the phrase "take a lover" I would probably punch them. *shudder*

For some reason my mother has always said "puberty" as "pooberty". That is really fucking awful and makes me cringe.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

that x-post was for GBX's box lady.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

poo-berty

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

poohberty

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

STOP IT IT'S AWFUL.

Thankfully it's a word that doesn't often come up in our everyday conversations.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

at least not since u hit poo-berty

recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

I only know gusset in reference to a sock (or rather part of a sock).

A lot of the time I love words for the mere sound of it. I guess it's all to do with English being my second language and also loving languages.

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

The use of 'take a lover' proves 100% that someone is A++ punchable. In the trachea.

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

You are loving this. Grrrrr.

I don't know why she says it like that as I've never heard anyone else do so. I blame Pittsburgh but the truth is she probably knows it makes me uncomfortable and uses it on purpose.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

just the first picture and a cup of Earl Grey would have sufficed xp

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

For some reason my mother has always said "puberty" as "pooberty". That is really fucking awful and makes me cringe.

My sex ed teacher in middle school pronounced it this way as well, no wonder I have issues.

Sir William of Joel (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

just be glad I didn't go with my first option, which was too too gross

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

jeeves giving out to wooster for farting?

liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

Nicole - OK at least I know she's not the only one but I am so sorry to hear you had to endure this too. As if any discussion of puberty during the time it's happening needs to be made even more awkward and uncomfortable for the poor child with the addition of a horrible sounding word!

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

how the fuck do you pronounce obstreperous and pulchritude? i feel stupid and it confuses the shit out of me when i see it on my screen.

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

they are pronounced "pooh-ber-TEE"

recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

puhl kreh tude

even better is pulchritudinous

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

pulchritudinous is going to be my new replacement for awesome

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

don't gush through yr gusset pls

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

palpate my pulchritudinous pustules

my bucolic buboes

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

sluice

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

"pearly penile papules" from a skin disease book always stuck w/ me

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

^ unfortunate wording

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

i'll see your sluice and raise you a slough

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

Gusset is great word. 'Sweaty gusset' is a fun thing to say on a hot day.

I have a problem with 'spooge'. Spoooodge!

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

Slough is a great word, especially to describe necrosis

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

spadge >> spooge

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

But words like spooge and spadge (even though you obv just made that up) are supposed to be/sound gross, aren't they?

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

unctuous is pretty bad but not so much as unguent imo

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

not a fan of "fondant" tbh

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

infantilizing - never even occurred to me. did y'all grow up with 'jammies' or something?

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

flaccid

liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

'knickers' is fucking gross otoh

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

o_O how the hell can someone hate a word that means "cake siding"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecmy4nKT-A

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

not a fan of "fondant" tbh

yah too sweet ime

recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

flaccid

turgor

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/puberte.jpg

unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

it means any soft sweet stuff, sort of like nougat - i think it's the indeterminacy of it that makes me nervous, like, what the hell IS it .. i'm afraid it's going to get melty and sticky and drop on the floor where lint will stick to it

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

Guiche

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

it means any soft sweet stuff, sort of like nougat - i think it's the indeterminacy of it that makes me nervous, like, what the hell IS it .. i'm afraid it's going to get melty and sticky and drop on the floor where lint will stick to it

http://www.bluoz.com/blog/uploads/stuff4.jpg

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

^ filmed in Russia

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

ok i'm going to bed with the lights on

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

nougat means "i'm gonna make my dentist rich"

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

'gabnebb' is a pretty revolting onomatopoeia imo

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

the worst nerd of these nerds

recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

how the fuck is knickers gross? it makes me think of a flapper girl throwing off her PANTIES and making sweet lurve.

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

Please never say that again.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

flapper

liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

xxpost repeats ad nauseam. hehe

oh hell i didn't realize that fondant means sth different in english. here it refers to dark chocolate.

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

i am not responsible for 'gabbneb'

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

what, you're a minor?

tbh i don't like when pple say "sweet lurve"

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

the flapping vulva, mid-queef

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

ftw

liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

fleshy flaps a flashing fishily

liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

in french it means "melting". i don't want what i'm eating to be melting unless there's a significant ice component to it.

xposts STOP IT

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

i swear that was a xpost

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

the word 'pooper' is the worst way of referring to someone's butt ever

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

what about melted cheese and chocolate ya loon

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

LOUIS I AM V V CLOSE TO SBing THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. STOP IT RIGHT NOW PLS.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

re pooper: hahah it makes me think of a mom talking in a highpitched voice to her kid. (yes, i am sometimes guilty of talking in a highpitched voice to my kids. i hate myself for doing it.)

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.freewebs.com/nascarfan15/Valvoline.jpg

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

blueski that would be "fondu" i.e. already melted

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

(OK, I wouldn't really LJ but PLEASE!!!)

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

I would.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

^^^oh man it is hard to resist, but i'll have to

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

the word 'pooper' is the worst way of referring to someone's butt ever

I prefer the more refined 'dumper'

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

pronounced "duh-pay"

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

LOUIS I AM V V CLOSE TO SBing THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. STOP IT RIGHT NOW PLS.

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:55 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is SBing? it sounds like something vulgar.

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

snit bromance

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

it's an emoticon signifying a person with a lopsided butt doing the wave

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/pdf/topics/bafflingwords.pdf

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

having a young, single dad while growing up, i recall many times when he would say "check out the pooper on that girl" (eg indicating pizza hut waitress)

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

:-)S-B<

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

oh dear, that is actually the "smiling person with front-butt doing the wave" emoticon

sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

how much better would your childhood have been if he'd said "check out the dumper on that girl"

xp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

my dad, kinda gross

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

that was a rhetorical question

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

"check out the pooper on that pizza"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

EA, I think we have like minded dads. Granted, my dad didn't say pooper. It took me a while to realize my dad's humour wasn't really appropriate for kids. :-/

I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

btw ken c SBing stands for sluice banging

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

was gonna suggest 'pootube' or 'poopchute' as a 1-up from 'pooper' but a) i've been placed under orders and b) 'pooper' is still worse

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

way worse are the weird terms that equate a gay guy's rectum with a vulva

so bad and gross i hesitate to name them

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

CLOACA.

bad hijab (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

blancmange

¥€$ (gnarly sceptre), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

"O Cloacina, Goddess of this place,
Look on thy suppliants with a smiling face.
Soft, yet cohesive let their offerings flow,
Not rashly swift nor insolently slow"

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

boypussy
mangina
asslips

those are the ones i've heard and i'm sorry to have ever heard them

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

i fully expect to be SB'd for that post

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

srsly who does that

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

no one will hold it against you because you are just reporting information but srsly who does that

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

those arent so bad really

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

use one in a sentence

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

if you do not use one in a sentence, i will

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

lj surfing the sb superhighway today

liberal temporary supreme leader (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

for the love of god mr que use one in a sentence

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

pooper is totally appropriate, imo, if you are talking about poop and pooping

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

poopage?

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

"my boypussy hurts"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

oh my god no xp

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

LOL at this thread starting now Boy wakes up with "girl parts", gets period, tells the internet all about it . . .

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

even too far for lj, congratulations blueski

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

stfu u cumslurpin manginas

recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

ok so 'frottage' is kind of bad right

mark cl, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

frottage

mark cl, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

unctuously slurpin cum from my boyf's pulchritudinous boypussy

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

fwiw 'mangina' is the transliterated spelling of the hebrew word for melody, also the name of a brandeis a cappella group who was the subject of many lols

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

gbx i barf on u

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

unctuously slurpin cum pugwash from my boyf's pulchritudinous boypussy

and it was more that i felt guilty at what i'd indirectly spawned, ed

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

unchained mangina was a big hit for the righteous brothers

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

the wrench-ass brothers

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

it finally attacked one of them during a show, the injuries were terrible

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

Godzilla's Mangina

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

whoever knows fear burns at the mangina's touch

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

hey where did all the girls go?

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

too busy being horrified about tampax's mangina marketing campaign

(almost wrote merkining campaign)

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

cannot believe i'm the first to posit the phrase 'guddle her escutcheon' on this thread

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

oh man why didn't i think of that

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

pooper is totally appropriate, imo, if you are talking about poop and pooping

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:23 PM Bookmark

poop and pooping are just as bad

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

arguing about poop on the internet

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

it worked on that final fantasy thread

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

i poop
you poop
he / she / it poops
we poop
you (plural) poop
they poop

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

shitty word imo

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

everybody poops

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

maybe in Rhode Island

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

as i said miles upthread, 'poopy' is the worst poop word

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

a better word for pooping is grumping

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

a better word for poopy is grumpy

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

"grumping" is too close to "krumping"

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

"aw man, I just stepped in dog grumpy"

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

xp: although I guess you make the same faces

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

poodle gravy

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

hey where did all the girls go?

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:45 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

EIII you are in a position to train these words in, think of the difference you could make in the world

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

I wish I knew what that meant, I'd like to make a difference in the world

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

impress upon yr children what words are the worst words, and what are the best

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/e/e/1ee11c0de1c09e836256bf405e6fc5af.jpg

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/yhst-45604277673326_2055_7794507

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

I could sit for 10 million years and never produce a word with higher comedy value in my home than "poop"

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

or "toilet"

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

I once told my kids I was going to create a TV comedy just for them, it would be 30 minutes of a camera pointed at a toilet, it would be called "the toilet show"

the mere idea of it had them paralyzed with laughter

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

siding with yr kids on that one

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i would watch that show

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

in their estimation the greatest joke ever written is "why did tigger stick his head in the toilet"

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

because he was looking for pooh

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

it contains all classic elements of comedy

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

E4 has started drawing a series of comics called "peter the pooper"

they all go like this

peter: watch my magic act!
peter: (lights a lighter)
teacher: that's not magic, that's a lighter, you moron!
peter: oh.

peter: what do I do with this paper?
peter: (eats paper)
teacher: that's your math homework, you idiot!
peter: oh.

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

xp to LJ before the diarrhea of poop posts: slough as pronounced "sloo" or "sluff"? Unclear as to what a swampy pond has to do with necrosis?

fistula pumping action (sarahel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

I think pronounced 'sluff'. I also do think it can mean "to shed, in a rhythmic, liquid action".

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

ah yes, rhythmic liquid action has a lot to do with necrosis, especially if the necrosis happens in a swampy pond.

fistula pumping action (sarahel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

well,

slough 2 (slf)
n.
1. The dead outer skin shed by a reptile or amphibian.
2. Medicine A layer or mass of dead tissue separated from surrounding living tissue, as in a wound, sore, or inflammation.
3. An outer layer or covering that is shed.
v. sloughed, slough·ing, sloughs
v.intr.
1. To be cast off or shed; come off: The snake's skin sloughs off.
2. To shed a slough.
3. Medicine To separate from surrounding living tissue. Used of dead tissue.
v.tr.
To discard as undesirable or unfavorable; get rid of: slough off former associates.

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

slough ban

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

sarahel, there is a secondary definition of slough which refers to any outer covering which is shed -- such as a snake molting its dead skin

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

I know there are two different words. I was just making a joke about LJ's rhythmic liquid action.

fistula pumping action (sarahel), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

victory!

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

haha I forgot to come back and look at this thread

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

Yay! We win!

fistula pumping action (sarahel), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

this is like a movie where strangers who have a shared interest platonically bond and subsequently prevail

Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

I'd like to think the users of "bromance" are actually alien lizard creatures in human skin that we "bromance"-haters will surreptitiously catch eating live rats, and then we will drive them away from our planet.

fistula pumping action (sarahel), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

and then we will chill together with increasing regularity

Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

'freemium'

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.good.is/post/why-do-we-hate-the-word-“moist”/

jaymc, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

must people use 'peeber'

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

oh look an englishman denigrating the american idiom

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol

Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

I stan for and even appropriate plenty of the Stateside vernacular, but I stop short at 'peeber'

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

pffft

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

whatever, Mr. Poppage

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

poppage is a funnier, comelier and more useful term than 'peeber'

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

"comelier"? fish in a fucking barrel, LJ, jaysus

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

no idea how "meatus" didn't trample this poll

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

the most well-known use of the word 'comely' in western culture was inflicted by an american

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

...a comely wench?

Nhex, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

no, a twee songwriter dude called Jeff Meatus

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

oh look, lj is lecturing us on language

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

*takes notes*

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

*sets notes on fire*

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

the most well known euphemism for "cumming" was inflicted by a britisher

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

*inflicts poppage on self*

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

poppage is actually euphemism for loss of cherry

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

all other uses are bastardisations

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

and that is your own mother's tongue which you singe, Que

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

I use 'comely' all the time actually. No shortage of weird looks though.

Who was this American 'inflictor', actually?

xpost meatus is kind of unbelievable right

Davek (davek_00), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

okay let's leave the moms out of this

Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

poppage is actually euphemism for loss of cherry

right

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

and that is your own mother's tongue which you singe, Que

???????

yeah what HI DERE said

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

acoleuthic

☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

sure he mean's 'mother' tongue rather than anything to do with moms

Davek (davek_00), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

gah *means

Davek (davek_00), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, everyone agrees that "peeber" is objectionable, there's no need to accuse someone of hardcore making out with his mom over it.

xp: then he should say "mother tongue" because "mother's tongue" is kind of incredibly ew

Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

when you burn the language of England, you shove hot coals into the maternal maw

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

wait lj made out with my mom?

shit, i need to get over to Facebook and make sure everything's okay

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

gonna keep sayin peeber when I feel like it, f u if u disagree

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

very well, and I shall with poppage play

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

as long as peeber means PBR, i have no problem with it

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

all words carouse unfettered in the meadow

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

lj is some wordsmith. I am impressed. This is Cambridge quality I guess.

Davek (davek_00), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

Did another

very well, and I shall with poppage play

THIS IS NASTY ON EVERY LEVEL IMAGINABLE

Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

Grr zing for iPhone you mock me again

Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

I stan for and even appropriate plenty of the Stateside vernacular, but I stop short at 'peeber'

― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, April 12, 2010 9:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol dude this is kind of an empty statement considering that (afaik) it is completely unavailable in this country

neden magnet (DJ Mencap), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

11 people voted for PLUR out of all those words? really?

bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

If "unctuous" is an unpleasant word, it's only because it's doing its job so well.

Jack Human (kenan), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

that word is one for the "words you've looked up a thousand times and can't remember the definition" thread

bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

Oily, slimy, greasy, and also all the things that those words mean when describing a personality.

Jack Human (kenan), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)


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